1 00:00:00,927 --> 00:00:04,230 I talked to Amanda on five different social platforms. 2 00:00:04,231 --> 00:00:07,584 I messaged WhatsApp, Facebook, Snapchat, 3 00:00:07,585 --> 00:00:10,555 GChat, not to mention that one time on LinkedIn 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,967 when I endorsed her bartending skills... 5 00:00:11,969 --> 00:00:13,869 which was, in reality, a complete lie, 6 00:00:13,871 --> 00:00:15,904 because she's a terrible mixologist. 7 00:00:15,906 --> 00:00:17,173 We text late into the night 8 00:00:17,175 --> 00:00:20,276 about music, art, culture, cuisine... 9 00:00:20,278 --> 00:00:22,510 my emotions on a roller coaster ride 10 00:00:22,512 --> 00:00:24,646 with every buzz of my phone. 11 00:00:24,648 --> 00:00:27,382 Three months of this, and for the life of me, 12 00:00:27,384 --> 00:00:32,154 I can't get her to commit to a date. 13 00:00:32,156 --> 00:00:33,155 What's that? 14 00:00:33,157 --> 00:00:35,490 Seriously? Was anyone listening? 15 00:00:35,492 --> 00:00:37,926 Just do us all a favor, and kill yourself. 16 00:00:37,928 --> 00:00:39,327 That line should be "murder yourself." 17 00:00:39,328 --> 00:00:41,100 Just do ourselves a favor, and murder yourself. 18 00:00:41,385 --> 00:00:43,840 Sorry, Jack, I'm doing like ten other things around here. 19 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,145 Andrea, your mother on my call. 20 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:47,802 She says she's concerned about the rash on Robbie's inner thigh. 21 00:00:48,364 --> 00:00:51,090 - Your mother's gonna get me fired. - Oh, Lord. 22 00:00:51,146 --> 00:00:52,949 To be fair, it's a pretty legit rash. 23 00:00:52,983 --> 00:00:55,688 Hey, guys, can we top messing around here? This is pretty serious. 24 00:00:58,347 --> 00:00:59,581 Really good, Veronica. 25 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:01,112 See, it's all about being truthful. 26 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,499 - Okay, awesome. - Oh, my God. 27 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:03,504 - This chick is terrible. - You guys hear that? 28 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:05,252 - Soy milk. - Sorry. So anyway. 29 00:01:05,254 --> 00:01:06,854 Back to Amanda. 30 00:01:06,856 --> 00:01:08,589 You may want to ease up on those texts, Jack. 31 00:01:08,591 --> 00:01:10,324 She's already been written up twice. 32 00:01:10,326 --> 00:01:12,092 Jack, you need to turn 33 00:01:12,094 --> 00:01:14,228 this online exchange of ones and zeros 34 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:16,396 into an off-line exchange of bodily fluids. 35 00:01:16,398 --> 00:01:17,397 Ew. 36 00:01:17,399 --> 00:01:18,565 Okay, the thing is, 37 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,634 Every time I bring up actually doing something 38 00:01:20,636 --> 00:01:22,202 in real life, she's always like, 39 00:01:22,204 --> 00:01:23,403 "Sure, sounds good. 40 00:01:23,405 --> 00:01:24,471 "Text me when you're there. 41 00:01:24,473 --> 00:01:25,972 Uh-oh, something came up." 42 00:01:25,974 --> 00:01:28,041 She's just super flaky. 43 00:01:28,043 --> 00:01:29,042 It's easy to be flaky 44 00:01:29,044 --> 00:01:30,543 when you can hide behind a screen. 45 00:01:30,545 --> 00:01:32,812 For example, my old college roommate 46 00:01:32,814 --> 00:01:35,115 has been messaging me on Facebook all day. 47 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:36,515 Rather than telling her I'm busy 48 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:37,884 like a decent human being, 49 00:01:37,886 --> 00:01:39,085 I just ignore her. 50 00:01:39,087 --> 00:01:40,253 That's life. 51 00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:42,555 I need some of Andrea's avocado body butter. 52 00:01:42,557 --> 00:01:43,556 Wait, hold up. 53 00:01:43,558 --> 00:01:44,990 Have you actually straight up 54 00:01:44,992 --> 00:01:46,626 asked this girl out on a date? 55 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:49,161 Like, with a specific location and time? 56 00:01:49,163 --> 00:01:50,630 Um, isn't that kind of forward? 57 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,531 Ask her to go glow in the dark bowling. 58 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:55,200 It's a very popular first date destination. 59 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,935 Just text her "Glow in the dark bowling," 60 00:01:56,937 --> 00:01:59,305 period, "Tomorrow. Period," period. 61 00:01:59,307 --> 00:02:01,173 "Period," as in "That's it," not double period. 62 00:02:01,175 --> 00:02:02,975 Don't you dare put a double period. 63 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:04,276 I don't know. 64 00:02:04,278 --> 00:02:06,378 - I need a second to think. - Come on, Jack. 65 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:08,113 You got to put yourself out there. 66 00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:09,114 We're all here for you. 67 00:02:09,116 --> 00:02:11,850 - Andrea, line two. - Got to go. 68 00:02:11,852 --> 00:02:12,851 This is Andrea. 69 00:02:12,853 --> 00:02:14,386 Andrea. Oh, thank God. 70 00:02:14,388 --> 00:02:16,388 I don't think my messages have been going through. 71 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:17,822 It... it's me, Talia. 72 00:02:17,824 --> 00:02:18,923 Talia? 73 00:02:18,925 --> 00:02:20,358 I don't understand why everything 74 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,926 has to be so difficult. 75 00:02:21,928 --> 00:02:23,895 I... I don't think I'm asking for much. 76 00:02:23,897 --> 00:02:25,129 Guess what? 77 00:02:25,131 --> 00:02:26,765 I'm in L.A. 78 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:28,065 Where... where in L.A.? 79 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:30,702 I just want to have a face-to-face conversation 80 00:02:30,704 --> 00:02:33,271 with a female girl of the opposite sex 81 00:02:33,273 --> 00:02:35,206 for once in my life. 82 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:36,240 I need some fresh air. 83 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:42,013 There's a girl outside. 84 00:02:42,015 --> 00:02:45,649 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 85 00:02:47,990 --> 00:02:49,791 - Sorry, I wasn't expecting... - Oh. 86 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:50,825 - Guests today. - Excuse me. 87 00:02:50,827 --> 00:02:51,960 - Yeah, get it. - Yeah, just let me... 88 00:02:51,962 --> 00:02:52,961 - Thank you. - There you go. 89 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:55,096 - Appreciate it. - Hey. 90 00:02:55,098 --> 00:02:57,132 Yours or Andrea's? 91 00:02:57,134 --> 00:02:58,813 What do you think? 92 00:03:00,002 --> 00:03:01,001 - Andrea. - Hey. 93 00:03:01,003 --> 00:03:02,202 Talia. 94 00:03:02,204 --> 00:03:03,904 It's been so long. 95 00:03:03,906 --> 00:03:06,340 So long. 96 00:03:06,342 --> 00:03:07,875 Have you met everyone? 97 00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:09,477 Yeah. Well, kind of. 98 00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:11,078 Guys, this is Talia, 99 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,413 my former roommate from NYU. 100 00:03:12,415 --> 00:03:13,414 Hi. 101 00:03:13,416 --> 00:03:15,282 So... 102 00:03:15,284 --> 00:03:17,017 what are you doing in L.A.? 103 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:19,920 I kind of walked out of my major thesis presentation. 104 00:03:19,922 --> 00:03:20,921 You did what? 105 00:03:20,923 --> 00:03:22,256 Oh, my PhD at Harvard. 106 00:03:22,258 --> 00:03:24,591 I was standing in front of all my colleagues 107 00:03:24,593 --> 00:03:25,759 and the dean of my college, 108 00:03:25,761 --> 00:03:27,294 the entire mathematics department... 109 00:03:27,296 --> 00:03:28,862 Lecturing on model theory, obviously. 110 00:03:28,864 --> 00:03:29,597 Obviously. 111 00:03:29,649 --> 00:03:31,614 And all of a sudden, I started thinking 112 00:03:31,616 --> 00:03:34,017 - about Mr. Peplinski. - Mr. Peplinski? 113 00:03:34,019 --> 00:03:36,286 You know, Mr. Peplinski, that professor we had at NYU. 114 00:03:36,288 --> 00:03:37,821 Remember that class we took together? 115 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:40,623 "Feminism in Modern Theatre and Post-Industrial Globalization." 116 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:41,724 For some reason, 117 00:03:41,726 --> 00:03:43,893 all I could think about was Mr. Peplinski 118 00:03:43,895 --> 00:03:47,129 and that all-female production we did of "Glengarry Glen Ross." 119 00:03:47,131 --> 00:03:49,532 You guys Ghostbuster'd "Glengarry Glen Ross"? 120 00:03:49,534 --> 00:03:51,734 I was ten minutes away from accomplishing everything 121 00:03:51,736 --> 00:03:53,202 I've worked for in the last ten years, 122 00:03:53,204 --> 00:03:54,871 and it hit me. 123 00:03:54,873 --> 00:03:57,406 My whole life, I've been living the safe plan, 124 00:03:57,408 --> 00:04:00,443 the backup plan, plan B. 125 00:04:00,445 --> 00:04:02,512 So I walked out. 126 00:04:02,514 --> 00:04:04,213 And you came here? 127 00:04:04,215 --> 00:04:06,248 Yeah, I mean, where else would I go? 128 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,249 I want to be an actress. 129 00:04:07,251 --> 00:04:08,717 Amazing. 130 00:04:08,719 --> 00:04:11,320 I mean, it's you guys who inspired me to move to L.A. 131 00:04:11,322 --> 00:04:12,788 We did? 132 00:04:12,790 --> 00:04:15,424 Yeah, I've sort of been following you all on Facebook. 133 00:04:15,426 --> 00:04:18,427 Mel, you're a stand-up comedian, right? 134 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:20,596 And, Dougie, you're some... 135 00:04:20,598 --> 00:04:22,798 - YouTube star. - Star, yes. 136 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,633 And, Anj, you have this great job 137 00:04:24,635 --> 00:04:26,034 - at a movie studio. - Mm. 138 00:04:26,036 --> 00:04:28,971 And your husband, Robbie, works at that sick bar in Malibu 139 00:04:28,973 --> 00:04:30,606 where all the celebrities go. 140 00:04:30,608 --> 00:04:33,742 And you... 141 00:04:33,744 --> 00:04:34,877 I'm sorry; I don't know you. 142 00:04:34,879 --> 00:04:35,911 What do you do? 143 00:04:35,913 --> 00:04:39,080 I'm a business analyst. 144 00:04:39,082 --> 00:04:41,082 Yeah. See, that's what I mean. 145 00:04:41,084 --> 00:04:42,484 You guys are all going for it. 146 00:04:42,486 --> 00:04:44,185 You're not living your plan Bs. 147 00:04:44,187 --> 00:04:46,654 You're living your plan As. 148 00:04:46,656 --> 00:04:48,356 So I was thinking, can I crash with you, Anj? 149 00:04:48,358 --> 00:04:50,558 I mean, that's what people do when they move to L.A., right? 150 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,060 They couch surf? 151 00:04:53,062 --> 00:04:54,128 This isn't fair. 152 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:55,696 You're asking me to give up the raft 153 00:04:55,698 --> 00:04:56,697 for a random stranger? 154 00:04:56,699 --> 00:04:57,999 It's mine, Robbie. 155 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,767 I'm not sleeping on the floor like an animal. 156 00:04:59,769 --> 00:05:01,068 Lower your voice. 157 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:02,703 She's not a random stranger, you idiot. 158 00:05:02,705 --> 00:05:03,704 She's Andrea's friend, 159 00:05:03,706 --> 00:05:05,335 and the raft is mine. 160 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:06,653 My parents had it imported for me 161 00:05:06,655 --> 00:05:07,988 when we were in sixth grade. 162 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:09,823 I still don't understand why a 12-year-old 163 00:05:09,825 --> 00:05:11,391 would ask for an imported Italian sofa. 164 00:05:11,393 --> 00:05:13,393 I've always been interested in interior design, 165 00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:14,761 and you know that. 166 00:05:14,763 --> 00:05:17,030 I was thinking we could see the Hollywood sign tomorrow? 167 00:05:17,032 --> 00:05:18,264 Maybe Venice Beach? 168 00:05:18,266 --> 00:05:19,365 Is Harry Potter World close? 169 00:05:19,367 --> 00:05:21,134 Actually, I... I have a pretty full schedule 170 00:05:21,136 --> 00:05:22,168 at work this week, Talia, 171 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:23,282 but maybe Mel... 172 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:24,355 Oh, snap, that's my stepdad 173 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,426 coming to take me to my show. 174 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:26,426 Dougie. 175 00:05:26,428 --> 00:05:27,627 No. 176 00:05:27,629 --> 00:05:28,628 It's my home, Robbie. 177 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,930 It's my only sense of security 178 00:05:29,932 --> 00:05:33,166 since the actions of she-who-must-not-be-named 179 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:34,834 left me cold and alone 180 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:36,903 in this crazy, messed-up world. 181 00:05:36,905 --> 00:05:38,672 I'm not giving it up, damn it. 182 00:05:38,674 --> 00:05:40,273 Thanks so much for letting me stay, Anj. 183 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:41,875 I know you have a super busy day tomorrow, 184 00:05:41,877 --> 00:05:43,642 but do you think we could at least grab lunch? 185 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,111 I'll try and squeeze it in, Talia. 186 00:05:45,113 --> 00:05:46,212 We'll talk tomorrow? 187 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:47,713 - Okay. - Good night. 188 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:48,981 Night. 189 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:53,686 This isn't fair. 190 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:55,455 Oh, my God. You scared me. 191 00:05:55,457 --> 00:05:57,756 I tried to be nice in front of Anj and Robbie, but, no. 192 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:58,991 You want equal rights for women? 193 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:00,826 Then say good-bye to gentlemen like me. 194 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:01,961 You can take the floor. 195 00:06:01,963 --> 00:06:03,428 The raft is mine. 196 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,698 Okay. We can share. 197 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:09,534 Just stay on your side and don't make it awkward. 198 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,204 And why do you keep calling the couch "the raft"? 199 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,405 I'm sorry, Talia. 200 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,240 I don't think we know each other well enough yet 201 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,808 for me to answer that question. 202 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,412 Can you believe her? 203 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,613 Are you okay? 204 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,249 I mean, what the hell happened between you two? 205 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,950 After we graduated, we made plans 206 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,119 to get an apartment together. 207 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:29,387 Talia was dead set on being an actress. 208 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,189 She even had her ears surgically pinned back 209 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,557 because Mr. Peplinski said that they were too big 210 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,159 for her to be a leading lady. 211 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,327 Surgically pinned back. 212 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,029 Anyways, on the day... 213 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,396 we were supposed to move in, 214 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:40,397 she bails. 215 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,766 So I'm stuck paying for rent 216 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,201 on a two-bedroom apartment in Williamsburg. 217 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,903 Well, maybe you should tell her. 218 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,204 Tell her what? 219 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:48,939 That she pissed you off. You'll feel better. 220 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:50,374 It's important to tell your friends 221 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:51,842 when they're being idiots. 222 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,044 I tell Jack he's an idiot as often as humanly possible. 223 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:58,449 Who are you texting? 224 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,983 Oh, just my mom. 225 00:06:59,985 --> 00:07:01,519 Saying "Good night," and "I love you." 226 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,919 What? 227 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:06,456 What? I do it every night. 228 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,625 You text your mother every night? 229 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:09,860 Yeah. 230 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:11,662 How did I not know this? How... 231 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,030 I do not know. 232 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,032 I mean, I guess you're usually brushing your teeth 233 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,299 or something... 234 00:07:16,301 --> 00:07:17,801 or sometimes it's a quick snap 235 00:07:17,803 --> 00:07:21,171 or a Skype sesh if you're, you know, 236 00:07:21,173 --> 00:07:22,572 taking too long. 237 00:07:31,683 --> 00:07:33,949 Sorry, James is trying to convince me 238 00:07:33,951 --> 00:07:35,084 to go back to Boston. 239 00:07:35,086 --> 00:07:36,619 He's making such a big deal out of this. 240 00:07:36,621 --> 00:07:37,620 Who's James? 241 00:07:37,622 --> 00:07:38,721 My fiancé. 242 00:07:39,957 --> 00:07:41,157 You have a fiancé? 243 00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:42,491 Well, we're pre-engaged. 244 00:07:42,493 --> 00:07:44,760 It's like a commitment to make a commitment. 245 00:07:44,762 --> 00:07:46,762 Well, actually, the marriage is the commitment. 246 00:07:46,764 --> 00:07:48,297 The engagement is committing to commit, 247 00:07:48,299 --> 00:07:50,632 so a pre-engagement is committing 248 00:07:50,634 --> 00:07:51,767 to commit to commit. 249 00:07:51,769 --> 00:07:53,102 So, yeah. 250 00:07:53,104 --> 00:07:54,136 Right, well, 251 00:07:54,138 --> 00:07:55,571 I'm here, and he's there, 252 00:07:55,573 --> 00:07:57,839 so our plans are just on hold... 253 00:07:57,841 --> 00:07:59,641 - for now. - For now? 254 00:07:59,643 --> 00:08:01,643 You can't even commit to breaking the commitment. 255 00:08:01,645 --> 00:08:03,345 Because I'm not breaking the commitment. 256 00:08:03,347 --> 00:08:04,613 We're still pre-engaged. 257 00:08:04,615 --> 00:08:06,147 Moving to L.A. doesn't change that. 258 00:08:06,149 --> 00:08:08,083 Okay, I've come to the simple conclusion... 259 00:08:08,085 --> 00:08:09,784 All females are flakes. 260 00:08:09,786 --> 00:08:11,252 Excuse me? 261 00:08:11,254 --> 00:08:12,854 This girl I've been texting... Amanda... 262 00:08:12,856 --> 00:08:14,322 she can't commit to meeting in person 263 00:08:14,324 --> 00:08:15,523 at a designated place and time. 264 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:17,325 Meanwhile, you can't even honor a commitment 265 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:19,994 that you are three times removed from actually committing to. 266 00:08:19,996 --> 00:08:22,163 I just had a change of plans, that's all. 267 00:08:22,165 --> 00:08:24,498 I... for once, I wanted to live my plan A. 268 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,967 Oh, sure, yeah. Tell me something. 269 00:08:25,969 --> 00:08:28,936 How does James feel about being your plan B? 270 00:08:28,938 --> 00:08:30,204 - Well... - Exactly. 271 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:31,839 No one wants to commit to anything. 272 00:08:31,841 --> 00:08:33,674 I have an idea that involves some committing. 273 00:08:33,676 --> 00:08:35,109 Why don't you quit texting that girl 274 00:08:35,111 --> 00:08:36,444 and pick up the phone and call her? 275 00:08:36,446 --> 00:08:37,578 Are you serious? 276 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:39,046 No, no. 277 00:08:39,048 --> 00:08:40,448 I'm in too deep to make a phone call. 278 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,983 I... I send one wrong text; I make one wrong move, 279 00:08:42,985 --> 00:08:44,451 it'll be radio silence. 280 00:08:44,453 --> 00:08:45,619 Do yourself a favor. 281 00:08:45,621 --> 00:08:47,587 Stick to math and stuff. 282 00:08:47,589 --> 00:08:49,189 Fine. 283 00:08:49,191 --> 00:08:50,290 Fine. 284 00:08:53,863 --> 00:08:55,295 You really have no clue 285 00:08:55,297 --> 00:08:56,997 how to communicate with women, do you? 286 00:08:56,999 --> 00:08:58,932 Have you ever moved past texting? 287 00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:01,934 I have, actually. I dated a girl for seven years. 288 00:09:01,936 --> 00:09:03,903 And what happened? 289 00:09:03,905 --> 00:09:06,439 She put our plans on hold. 290 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,642 Kind of like you and James. 291 00:09:08,644 --> 00:09:09,643 Good night. 292 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,029 Whoa. 293 00:09:17,031 --> 00:09:19,231 - Ugh. - My rash, remember? 294 00:09:19,233 --> 00:09:20,232 Hey, guys. 295 00:09:20,234 --> 00:09:21,366 - You just waking up? - Hey. 296 00:09:21,368 --> 00:09:23,202 I had the best morning. 297 00:09:23,204 --> 00:09:25,670 I was up at 6:00 and watched the sunrise at Runyon Canyon. 298 00:09:25,672 --> 00:09:27,706 Then I ran five miles and updated my résumé. 299 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,008 Oh, God. Are you serious? 300 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:31,509 I know, right? Oh, and guess what? 301 00:09:31,511 --> 00:09:33,945 I have a meeting with a casting director I found on Craigslist. 302 00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:36,147 Congratulations on organizing your own murder. 303 00:09:36,149 --> 00:09:37,782 Very funny. 304 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:40,117 So, Mel, how was your comedy skit last night? 305 00:09:40,119 --> 00:09:41,386 It's a comedy show, 306 00:09:41,388 --> 00:09:42,721 and it was okay. 307 00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:44,856 The joke about me making out with my stepdad didn't hit 308 00:09:44,858 --> 00:09:45,957 like I thought it would. 309 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:48,525 I guess it was just too much truth, you know? 310 00:09:48,527 --> 00:09:49,861 So you and your stepdad are... 311 00:09:49,863 --> 00:09:51,028 Yeah. 312 00:09:52,131 --> 00:09:53,130 It's Amanda. 313 00:09:53,132 --> 00:09:56,133 She says, "Bowling... " 314 00:09:56,135 --> 00:09:58,870 "Okay?" Ghost Emoji. 315 00:09:58,872 --> 00:10:00,938 This is in response to "Glow in the dark bowling," 316 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:02,606 period, "Tomorrow," period? 317 00:10:02,608 --> 00:10:05,709 "Bowling... 318 00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:07,310 Okay?" 319 00:10:07,312 --> 00:10:08,712 Ghost Emoji? 320 00:10:08,714 --> 00:10:10,514 Why did she use the ghost? The ghost is scary. 321 00:10:10,516 --> 00:10:11,515 Is she dying? 322 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:13,751 This girl is truly an enigma. 323 00:10:13,753 --> 00:10:16,687 You know, 55% of communication is body language, 324 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:17,988 38% is tone of voice, 325 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:19,723 and only 7% are the actual words spoken. 326 00:10:19,725 --> 00:10:20,857 What are you saying? 327 00:10:20,859 --> 00:10:22,625 Ooh, she's saying we need to get a visual 328 00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:24,694 on how Amanda reacts to your texts 329 00:10:24,696 --> 00:10:27,130 in order to Gauge the subtext behind her responses. 330 00:10:27,132 --> 00:10:28,731 - No. - New plan. 331 00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:31,401 We go down to the comedy club. You hide somewhere. 332 00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:33,336 Send her texts while I spy on her 333 00:10:33,338 --> 00:10:36,206 and give you updates on her body language and tone. 334 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,640 Why didn't we think of this sooner? 335 00:10:37,642 --> 00:10:38,708 Duh. 336 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,710 Isn't this all a little adolescent? 337 00:10:40,712 --> 00:10:42,111 No. 338 00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:43,212 I'm calling in sick. 339 00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:44,213 Oh, no. 340 00:10:44,215 --> 00:10:45,415 - Come on, now. - No, no, no, no. 341 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,450 Hey, say hi to the Craigslist Casting Killer 342 00:10:47,452 --> 00:10:48,951 for me, will ya? 343 00:10:48,953 --> 00:10:51,621 That's not a thing. 344 00:10:51,623 --> 00:10:52,822 Is that a thing? 345 00:10:52,824 --> 00:10:54,123 You're gonna die. 346 00:11:02,466 --> 00:11:03,698 I worked here for five years, 347 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,334 and I never even knew this patio existed. 348 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,836 Sorry, it's Amanda. 349 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,238 She's telling me how much she loves 350 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,371 Nutella in her pancakes. 351 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:11,773 Why does she have to be so adorable? 352 00:11:11,775 --> 00:11:12,774 Barf. 353 00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:15,610 Oh, all right. It's Dougie. 354 00:11:15,612 --> 00:11:16,878 He's got a visual on Amanda. 355 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,815 He says, "Amanda's mood seems jovial and upbeat." 356 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:22,617 Hmm, she always struck me as such a bitch. 357 00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:23,919 Sorry. 358 00:11:26,522 --> 00:11:28,456 Sorry I'm late, Talia. 359 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,591 I had to get my boss' laundry. 360 00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:31,592 Okay. 361 00:11:31,594 --> 00:11:32,626 I got ten minutes. 362 00:11:32,628 --> 00:11:34,162 I just had the worst experience 363 00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:35,363 at this casting meeting, Anj. 364 00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:37,131 The casting director took one look at me. 365 00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:39,667 He said my ears are too flat against my head. 366 00:11:39,669 --> 00:11:41,669 I mean, they're not too flat, right? 367 00:11:41,671 --> 00:11:43,938 Is there, like, a casting HR department 368 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,272 where I could file a complaint? 369 00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:47,040 Yeah, I don't think so, Talia. 370 00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:49,209 So are you just gonna pack it in soon 371 00:11:49,211 --> 00:11:52,012 and head back east? 372 00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:54,615 Well, no. I... I mean, I can't. 373 00:11:54,617 --> 00:11:58,151 I have to give this at least six months to a year, right? 374 00:11:58,153 --> 00:12:00,120 Six months to a year? You serious? 375 00:12:00,122 --> 00:12:01,688 Yeah. I figured you'd be okay with it. 376 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,190 I mean, we're best friends. 377 00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:05,492 We were best friends in college. 378 00:12:05,494 --> 00:12:06,759 I know, but I feel like 379 00:12:06,761 --> 00:12:08,161 we totally kept up with each other. 380 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:09,396 How's that? 381 00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:10,763 Well, for one, 382 00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:12,866 we wish each other happy birthday every year, 383 00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:14,434 and you've liked a few of my statuses, 384 00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:15,969 and I've loved all of yours. 385 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:17,436 You can't love a status. 386 00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:18,571 Listen, Talia, 387 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,740 I think you spend a little too much time 388 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:23,042 believing what you read on social media. 389 00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:26,345 James just changed his status to single. 390 00:12:26,347 --> 00:12:27,547 Who's James? 391 00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:29,582 My pre-fiancé. 392 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,918 Pre... pre what? 393 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,353 He... he's not supposed to be single. 394 00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:35,721 Oh, crap. 395 00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:38,457 I got to get my boss' laundry back to him, Talia. 396 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,594 He's single. 397 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,696 So you shared the raft with that Talia girl? 398 00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:45,898 Yep. 399 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,767 Hmm. Why didn't you at least try to hit that? 400 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,435 What makes you think I didn't? 401 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,270 Because she's a flesh-and-blood human being 402 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,439 and not a thumbnail on your home screen. 403 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,841 Okay, that's offensive, 404 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,242 and regardless... 405 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,578 she's prissy and annoying 406 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:02,180 and so un-adolescent, 407 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,415 and even if she was interested, 408 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,883 - which she's not... - Mm-hmm. 409 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,252 She doesn't fit into my five-year plan. 410 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,220 You live on a couch. 411 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,589 Hey, cutie, can I help you? 412 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,165 So this is your cubicle? 413 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,999 Yep. 414 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,035 You made your job sound so much more... 415 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,335 exotic on Facebook. 416 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,704 Did I? 417 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,473 It's like you know exactly what you want, Anj. 418 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,341 You're cool with doing your boss's laundry 419 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,078 and having this cute little cubicle, 420 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,614 and if that's your plan A, 421 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,049 that's great... 422 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,050 but... 423 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,185 But what? 424 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:45,255 I... I don't know if I can do this. 425 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,291 I'm gonna call my professor and see if he'll let me 426 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,527 re-present my thesis. 427 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,529 Hi, is James available? 428 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,298 Sure, I'll hold. 429 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,633 Isn't James your pre-fiancé? 430 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:57,667 Yes, he's... 431 00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:59,335 also my professor. 432 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:03,106 Wow. 433 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,575 - This is so you, Talia. - What? 434 00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:07,343 I can't tell if you're more worried 435 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:09,079 about losing your fiancé 436 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,513 or your backup plan. 437 00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:11,814 What's that supposed to mean? 438 00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:13,182 Let's be real, Talia. 439 00:14:13,184 --> 00:14:16,586 Every decision you've ever made has been based on safety, 440 00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:19,021 including abandoning me in Brooklyn, 441 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:21,457 and now you're criticizing my life choices, 442 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:24,059 as... as if I'm okay with my crappy job 443 00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:25,428 and my cute little cubicle? 444 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:26,662 Andrea. 445 00:14:26,664 --> 00:14:27,963 Huh? 446 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:35,203 You... you... you guys are getting half the story. 447 00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:36,605 I love my job. 448 00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:39,041 It's fantastic. You guys know. 449 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:41,376 It's not fantastic. It sucks. 450 00:14:41,378 --> 00:14:44,113 This is me working toward something, Tals, 451 00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:45,347 taking a risk, 452 00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:48,116 a chance on something I really want. 453 00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:49,518 Aw... 454 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,386 you called me Tals. 455 00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:54,322 You used to always call me that. 456 00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,224 Oh, my God, I did, didn't I? 457 00:14:57,628 --> 00:14:58,793 What I'm saying is, 458 00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:01,228 stop clinging to your parents and your professors. 459 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:04,465 Stop being an idiot. 460 00:15:06,369 --> 00:15:07,835 Robbie was right. 461 00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:09,037 I do feel better. 462 00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,838 - Hello? - Yeah. 463 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,140 James, hi, it's me. I... 464 00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:15,543 Uh, no... 465 00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:17,344 A... a... a break? What do you mean? 466 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:20,847 No, that was a joke. 467 00:15:20,849 --> 00:15:22,583 You just got punk'd. 468 00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:24,518 I hate acting. Let's get married. 469 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,387 James? 470 00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:27,821 James? 471 00:15:30,025 --> 00:15:32,993 So how many subscribers did you say you have? 472 00:15:32,995 --> 00:15:34,194 Oh, just under 5 million. 473 00:15:34,196 --> 00:15:35,195 I try to be accessible 474 00:15:35,197 --> 00:15:36,296 - to them, you know? - Uh-huh. 475 00:15:36,298 --> 00:15:38,098 But they're always trying to hang out 476 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,299 and meet in person. 477 00:15:39,301 --> 00:15:41,201 And how do you handle all that attention? 478 00:15:41,203 --> 00:15:42,302 Oh, I just make excuses, 479 00:15:42,304 --> 00:15:44,171 like I'm busy doing volunteer work, 480 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,073 or I just got on a plane, 481 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,273 and I have to turn off my phone. 482 00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:49,609 - That's genius. - Genius. 483 00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:53,279 Anyway, enough about me. Let's talk about you. 484 00:15:53,281 --> 00:15:54,480 - Mm. - Any plans for tonight? 485 00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,516 Something super cute. 486 00:15:56,518 --> 00:15:59,085 I might go glow in the dark... 487 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,753 "Mini-golf"? 488 00:16:00,755 --> 00:16:02,555 "Glow in the dark mini-golf"? 489 00:16:02,557 --> 00:16:03,956 Give me my phone. 490 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,325 Oh. 491 00:16:05,327 --> 00:16:06,926 All right, now it makes sense 492 00:16:06,928 --> 00:16:08,861 why she's not giving you a straight answer, okay? 493 00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:12,297 Her plan A for tonight is to go glow in the dark mini-golfing 494 00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:13,799 with some jackass. 495 00:16:13,801 --> 00:16:15,167 She's keeping you 496 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:18,437 and glow in the dark bowling around just in case 497 00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:22,274 her plan A doesn't follow through. 498 00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:23,642 You're her plan B. 499 00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:30,339 He's not answering my calls. 500 00:16:30,341 --> 00:16:31,807 Tals, everything's gonna be okay. 501 00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:32,974 If your definition of okay 502 00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:34,710 is throwing away six years of school 503 00:16:34,712 --> 00:16:36,511 and a four-year relationship on a whim, 504 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:38,313 then, yes, everything's okay. 505 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,314 - Okay? - Okay. 506 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:40,315 - Okay? - Okay. 507 00:16:40,317 --> 00:16:41,316 Okay. 508 00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:42,584 - Yes. - Yeah! 509 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:43,852 All right, I'm done. 510 00:16:43,854 --> 00:16:45,520 Talia, it's not a big deal, okay? 511 00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:47,988 People come out here and fail and leave all the time. 512 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:48,989 You had a good run, 513 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,359 a solid 24 hours. 514 00:16:51,361 --> 00:16:52,694 You leaving already? 515 00:16:52,696 --> 00:16:54,862 - I'm sorry. - I... I had a plan. 516 00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,030 Oh, a plan? 517 00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:57,732 And let me guess... we are your plan B. 518 00:16:57,734 --> 00:17:00,335 Well, what if my plan A isn't to be your plan B? 519 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:01,469 What are you talking about? 520 00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:02,503 Don't worry; I get it. 521 00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:04,404 A better opportunity presented itself. 522 00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:06,273 Why don't you just hurry up on out of here 523 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,875 like every other flake-fest of a girl, 524 00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:09,276 specifically Amanda. 525 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,345 I'm sorry, Anj, I... I can't live like this. 526 00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:12,346 Like what? 527 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,547 This lifestyle. 528 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:15,349 You know, I thought people moved to Hollywood 529 00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:16,817 because they had a dream 530 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:18,786 to pursue their plan As. 531 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,020 Don't tell me this is your plan A? 532 00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:22,356 All of you? 533 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:23,857 Sleeping till 11:00 534 00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:25,726 and then binge-watching TV all day? 535 00:17:25,728 --> 00:17:27,594 Telling jokes about your bizarre, 536 00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:29,863 totally inappropriate relationship with your stepdad, 537 00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,365 all in the name of truth and art? 538 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:32,733 Living on your friend's couch, 539 00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:34,968 spending all of your time concocting elaborate schemes 540 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,069 just to get girls to date you? 541 00:17:36,071 --> 00:17:37,637 And live-streaming the results? 542 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,839 I mean, I don't... I don't know how you guys live like this. 543 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:40,940 Listen, lady. 544 00:17:40,942 --> 00:17:43,376 I am an accomplished viral video sensation, 545 00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,645 a leading member of the new media landscape, 546 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,114 and according to a frequent BuzzFeed commentator, 547 00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:50,283 a modern-day Marcello Mastroianni. 548 00:17:50,285 --> 00:17:52,952 So I would say I am living my plan A. 549 00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:54,787 Do you even know who Marcello Mastroianni is? 550 00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:56,455 No, but my fans do, 551 00:17:56,457 --> 00:17:58,056 and they have defined tastes, Mel. 552 00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:00,058 This isn't the scum that frequent your comedy club 553 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:01,427 looking for cheap laughs and sex. 554 00:18:01,429 --> 00:18:02,762 Whoa, hold up. 555 00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:05,230 The sex may be cheap, but the laughs are very real. 556 00:18:05,232 --> 00:18:06,932 Hey, and FYI, Talia, 557 00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:08,534 I'm on a personal quest to find comedy 558 00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:10,869 and search for why one finds the need to find comedy. 559 00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:12,637 It's meta, and it's my plan A. 560 00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:14,039 Oh, let's be honest. 561 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,175 You're just dealing with your parents' divorce, Mel. 562 00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:18,143 I'd rather be a product of a broken home 563 00:18:18,145 --> 00:18:19,411 than a product of your mother. 564 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:20,779 Hey, come on. 565 00:18:20,781 --> 00:18:22,247 Yeah, man, your mom texted me today. 566 00:18:22,249 --> 00:18:24,049 She called me three times, and the last time, 567 00:18:24,051 --> 00:18:25,818 she conferenced me in with your pediatrician. 568 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,652 I was actually on that call as well. 569 00:18:27,654 --> 00:18:30,188 Yeah, I have a very healthy relationship with my mother, 570 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,956 and she's very concerned about the heat rash 571 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,292 I have on my inner thigh. 572 00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:37,395 And where do you think I got that heat rash, by the way? 573 00:18:37,397 --> 00:18:39,864 Sure, I spend my days binge-watching television, 574 00:18:39,866 --> 00:18:42,300 but I spend my nights bartending in Malibu, 575 00:18:42,302 --> 00:18:43,935 where I literally sweat my junk off 576 00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:46,304 so I can afford to be a stay-at-home dad one day. 577 00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:47,504 Aw, baby. 578 00:18:47,506 --> 00:18:48,940 And that's my plan A, Talia. 579 00:18:48,942 --> 00:18:51,142 See? We are living our plan As. 580 00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:53,311 Oh, yeah? What's your plan A, Jack? 581 00:18:53,313 --> 00:18:55,713 Spending the rest of your life living on your friend's couch, 582 00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:57,281 because your girlfriend of seven years 583 00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:58,415 left you at the altar? 584 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,317 Hey, whoa. Who told you that? 585 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:01,985 My good friend, Facebook. 586 00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,987 Well, you know what, at least I didn't have my ears 587 00:19:03,989 --> 00:19:04,988 stapled to my head. 588 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:05,989 - Andrea! - Robbie. 589 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:07,290 Babe, are you serious? 590 00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,892 - I can't believe you would... - I'm sorry. 591 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,697 Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! 592 00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,267 Guys, I just got a text from Amanda. 593 00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:18,534 What... oh, my Amanda? 594 00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:20,370 She says, "Glow in the dark bowling," period. 595 00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:21,371 "Tonight," period. 596 00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:22,538 She's texting you now? 597 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,606 Are you kidding me? 598 00:19:23,608 --> 00:19:25,342 We can still fix this. New plan. 599 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:26,943 I take Amanda glow in the dark bowling. 600 00:19:26,945 --> 00:19:28,644 You and Robbie bowl two lanes over, 601 00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:30,213 wearing mostly glow in the dark apparel 602 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:31,514 and try to get our attention. 603 00:19:31,516 --> 00:19:33,449 What are the odds that you can bowl a perfect game? 604 00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:35,284 - Impossible. - I can do it. 605 00:19:35,286 --> 00:19:37,253 Wait, stop, okay? Just stop. 606 00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:38,855 You know what would make a lot more sense? 607 00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:39,889 Call her. 608 00:19:39,891 --> 00:19:41,357 I thought we already went over this. 609 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:42,825 Do you want this, Jack? 610 00:19:42,827 --> 00:19:45,428 Because if you really want this, you need to risk something. 611 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,829 You need to stop messing around 612 00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:50,332 and take a chance on something you want... 613 00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:51,600 and... 614 00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:53,635 call her. 615 00:19:53,637 --> 00:19:54,736 Tell you what. 616 00:19:54,738 --> 00:19:56,171 I'll take a chance on what I want 617 00:19:56,173 --> 00:19:59,241 if you take a chance on what you want, and... 618 00:19:59,243 --> 00:20:00,342 stay. 619 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,443 What? 620 00:20:01,445 --> 00:20:03,779 - See what I mean? - Once a flake, always a... 621 00:20:03,781 --> 00:20:04,780 Fine. 622 00:20:04,782 --> 00:20:06,347 Fine what? 623 00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:08,950 If you call Amanda, I'll stay. 624 00:20:08,952 --> 00:20:09,951 - Fine. - Fine. 625 00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:11,152 Fine. 626 00:20:11,154 --> 00:20:13,187 So it's settled. You're both fine. 627 00:20:13,189 --> 00:20:14,255 Oh, this is happening now? 628 00:20:14,257 --> 00:20:16,357 - Oh, okay. - Oh. 629 00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:22,630 Hello? 630 00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:23,965 Hey, Amanda? 631 00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:24,966 It's Jack. 632 00:20:24,968 --> 00:20:26,067 Oh, hi. 633 00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:28,769 I'm just calling you, because... 634 00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:32,473 I feel like we really connect on a lot of levels, 635 00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:37,545 and I have a hard time putting myself out there, 636 00:20:37,547 --> 00:20:39,480 because... 637 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:40,981 well, it's scary. 638 00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:45,118 So this is me taking a chance 639 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,054 and calling you. 640 00:20:47,056 --> 00:20:48,355 Sorry, um... 641 00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:50,724 I just got on a plane, 642 00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:53,226 and I have to turn off my phone... 'kay, bye. 643 00:20:53,228 --> 00:20:55,062 - Ooh, it's time to go to bed. - Ooh, that's over. 644 00:20:57,232 --> 00:20:59,399 I think I got that thing to do. 645 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:03,703 Hey, guys, it's the casting director. 646 00:21:03,705 --> 00:21:04,704 I've got an audition. 647 00:21:04,706 --> 00:21:05,973 - Hey. - Bravo. 648 00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:07,640 - I knew it. - Hey. 649 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:08,908 I'm so proud of you, baby. 650 00:21:13,681 --> 00:21:14,681 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -