1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,000 -Ripped by Rapunzel- 2 00:00:41,686 --> 00:00:43,988 When I was in junior high school, 3 00:00:44,054 --> 00:00:45,890 I had this friend, John Ribisi, 4 00:00:45,956 --> 00:00:49,660 and I would hang out at his house pretty regularly. 5 00:00:49,727 --> 00:00:51,296 One day, in particular, 6 00:00:51,362 --> 00:00:54,965 he hadn't told me that he was grounded. 7 00:00:55,032 --> 00:00:57,902 And so, while we were hanging out, his mother comes home. 8 00:00:57,968 --> 00:01:00,271 He's like, "Dude, you got to get out of my... 9 00:01:00,338 --> 00:01:02,072 "got to get out of my room. 10 00:01:02,207 --> 00:01:04,074 You have to jump out of my window." 11 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:05,810 And he was on the second floor. 12 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:10,515 I said, "I-I can't jump from a second story roof." 13 00:01:10,581 --> 00:01:12,517 And he was like, "Come on." You know, "I'm grounded. 14 00:01:12,583 --> 00:01:14,219 "If my mom catches you here, 15 00:01:14,219 --> 00:01:17,922 she's gonna add, you know, days or weeks to my grounding." 16 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:21,726 So I crawl out onto the ledge outside of his window, 17 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:24,829 and I'm looking down and it's just... 18 00:01:24,895 --> 00:01:27,131 cement underneath. 19 00:01:27,232 --> 00:01:30,034 And, uh, and he's like, "Come on, dude." 20 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,870 You know, as his mother's making her way through the kitchen, 21 00:01:32,937 --> 00:01:35,473 and you hear her footsteps coming through the house. 22 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:37,875 He's like, "Jump, jump, jump!" 23 00:01:37,942 --> 00:01:38,909 I couldn't get myself to budge. 24 00:01:38,976 --> 00:01:41,446 And then I just closed my eyes 25 00:01:41,512 --> 00:01:46,384 and pictured myself going off of John Ribisi's roof. 26 00:01:46,451 --> 00:01:49,520 And then, next thing I know, I open my eyes. 27 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:52,257 I've actually gone off of his roof. 28 00:01:52,257 --> 00:01:53,724 My knees slam into my chin. 29 00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:57,262 My palms and my hands are all scraped up. 30 00:01:57,262 --> 00:02:00,398 And I peel myself up off the... 31 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:02,500 the ground and hobble off. 32 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:06,404 I think it was maybe three weeks that I had a limp. 33 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:08,439 But, um, you know, 34 00:02:08,506 --> 00:02:11,942 I saved my buddy John from the wrath of his mom. 35 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:15,446 Wow, that's... 36 00:02:15,513 --> 00:02:17,282 -disturbing. -Is it? 37 00:02:17,348 --> 00:02:18,816 Yeah. - I mean, 38 00:02:18,883 --> 00:02:20,651 it's the thing that I think about 39 00:02:20,718 --> 00:02:23,588 when I have to do anything hard in life. 40 00:02:23,654 --> 00:02:28,326 And, you know, I jumped off of John Ribisi's roof. 41 00:02:28,393 --> 00:02:30,695 Hurt like hell, but I made it. 42 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:34,499 So, why are you telling us about this now? 43 00:02:34,565 --> 00:02:37,635 I don't know. I guess because I'm about to 44 00:02:37,702 --> 00:02:40,438 jump back into my life in Los Angeles. 45 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:42,807 Scared to leave us? 46 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,008 "Us"? 47 00:02:44,074 --> 00:02:45,343 Who... 48 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:46,611 Who's the "us"? 49 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:49,780 Us... here in Mississippi. 50 00:02:51,148 --> 00:02:53,751 Maybe so. Maybe so. 51 00:02:53,818 --> 00:02:55,486 I do want to say 52 00:02:55,553 --> 00:02:58,856 thank you to WKKU for letting me hang out here 53 00:02:58,923 --> 00:03:00,190 for the past few weeks. 54 00:03:00,325 --> 00:03:03,694 I want to give a very special thank you to Kate here. 55 00:03:03,761 --> 00:03:06,397 And... 56 00:03:06,464 --> 00:03:07,632 to John Ribisi. 57 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,806 I'm not gonna say the whole good-bye thing, 58 00:03:15,873 --> 00:03:17,442 because every time I say good-bye to you, 59 00:03:17,508 --> 00:03:18,809 you never leave. 60 00:03:18,876 --> 00:03:19,877 Oh, well, sorry 61 00:03:19,944 --> 00:03:21,579 for all the good-bye confusion. 62 00:03:22,513 --> 00:03:24,482 How about just, uh... 63 00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:25,783 see you later? 64 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:28,052 Okay. 65 00:03:28,118 --> 00:03:31,622 Um, see you later, Kate. 66 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,157 Hope so. 67 00:03:33,223 --> 00:03:36,193 Does this call for a... hug? 68 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:37,395 Sure. 69 00:03:41,466 --> 00:03:44,602 I'm sure you hear this all the time, 70 00:03:44,669 --> 00:03:48,005 but, um... you're really bad at hugging. 71 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,142 That's actually the first time. 72 00:03:52,209 --> 00:03:54,379 -Won't be the last. -Okay. 73 00:03:54,412 --> 00:03:55,946 You'll hear it more often, I'm sure. 74 00:03:56,013 --> 00:03:57,915 -Okay, I'll let you know. -See you later. 75 00:03:57,982 --> 00:03:58,716 See you later. 76 00:04:02,186 --> 00:04:04,589 Do you have your boarding pass? 77 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,123 Yes. 78 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:07,392 Are you certain? 79 00:04:07,425 --> 00:04:09,093 Perhaps you should check in your purse. 80 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:11,295 I don't have a purse, Bill. 81 00:04:11,396 --> 00:04:13,798 And not 'cause she left it behind. 82 00:04:13,864 --> 00:04:15,400 There's no reason to turn around. 83 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:16,801 Don't worry, Bill. 84 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:19,103 There's nothing standing in the way of me leaving. 85 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:27,812 Uh, Bill? 86 00:04:27,878 --> 00:04:30,280 Did they relocate the domestic terminal? 87 00:04:30,415 --> 00:04:32,149 No. I thought perhaps 88 00:04:32,216 --> 00:04:35,085 you'd like to visit your mother before leaving town. 89 00:04:35,152 --> 00:04:37,087 Are you sure she's in? 90 00:04:37,154 --> 00:04:40,425 Well, she would have to be, wouldn't she? 91 00:05:08,453 --> 00:05:10,455 You should have told me. 92 00:05:12,289 --> 00:05:14,158 We both had secrets. 93 00:05:20,598 --> 00:05:22,833 I didn't want to have secrets. 94 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:24,301 Neither did I. 95 00:05:24,368 --> 00:05:26,236 Why didn't you tell me? 96 00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:28,338 He said I couldn't tell anyone. 97 00:05:28,473 --> 00:05:29,774 Me, too. 98 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,076 I know. 99 00:05:34,144 --> 00:05:36,881 We are gonna tell each other everything now. 100 00:05:36,947 --> 00:05:38,749 - Okay. 101 00:05:42,152 --> 00:05:45,690 So, he was my first. 102 00:05:45,756 --> 00:05:48,559 I was 17 and he was 35. 103 00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:52,129 - Oh, my gosh. So much older. 104 00:05:52,196 --> 00:05:53,498 He was my art teacher. 105 00:05:53,531 --> 00:05:56,233 It was so romantic. 106 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,768 He was married though, right? 107 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:01,138 He was married and he swept me right off my feet. 108 00:06:01,205 --> 00:06:04,074 I guess I got swept off my feet, too, 109 00:06:04,141 --> 00:06:07,545 but in the literal sense because I was so tiny. 110 00:06:07,612 --> 00:06:09,246 You never went all the way though, did you? 111 00:06:09,313 --> 00:06:10,915 Ew, no! 112 00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:12,316 Oh, good! 113 00:06:12,382 --> 00:06:14,519 I did. Obviously. 114 00:06:14,519 --> 00:06:16,220 - Yeah. 115 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:17,888 And then you went back to him. 116 00:06:17,955 --> 00:06:19,757 Kind of. 117 00:06:19,824 --> 00:06:21,792 Oh, it was true love. 118 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:23,027 Was it? 119 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:25,863 I think so. 120 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:27,532 Not for me. 121 00:06:28,599 --> 00:06:29,934 Me neither. 122 00:06:31,536 --> 00:06:33,571 Mine was a whole group of boys. 123 00:06:33,638 --> 00:06:35,439 I got so much attention. 124 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:37,241 That's how I got here. 125 00:06:37,307 --> 00:06:39,343 -Exciting! -I know! 126 00:06:39,409 --> 00:06:42,713 Well, I got drugged at a party. 127 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:45,349 And woke up naked in the road. 128 00:06:45,415 --> 00:06:47,618 - Oh. 129 00:06:47,685 --> 00:06:50,120 So how many of you didn't even know the guy? 130 00:06:50,187 --> 00:06:51,388 -I didn't! -Me! 131 00:06:51,455 --> 00:06:53,591 Uh-huh. And how many were, like, 132 00:06:53,658 --> 00:06:55,025 guys you really trusted? 133 00:06:55,092 --> 00:06:56,561 ...It's so wild 134 00:06:56,627 --> 00:06:57,895 when someone you feel safe with 135 00:06:57,962 --> 00:06:59,897 turns into, like, a total monster, right? 136 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:03,367 Quiet down. 137 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:05,402 Who's the square? 138 00:07:05,469 --> 00:07:06,937 That's enough! Lights out! 139 00:07:07,004 --> 00:07:08,205 We want to talk. 140 00:07:08,272 --> 00:07:09,607 Yeah, why can't we talk? 141 00:07:09,674 --> 00:07:11,609 You are a party pooper! 142 00:07:11,676 --> 00:07:12,677 - Party pooper! 143 00:07:12,743 --> 00:07:14,845 -Stop that! -Come on, Bill. 144 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,681 We just want to pummel somebody. 145 00:07:16,747 --> 00:07:19,016 Party... pooper! 146 00:07:20,585 --> 00:07:22,452 Let's go into my casket. 147 00:07:22,587 --> 00:07:23,854 It's comfy there. 148 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:28,125 It's time to go, Tig. 149 00:07:28,192 --> 00:07:31,629 I apologize if I interrupted your grief, 150 00:07:31,696 --> 00:07:34,198 but we should get back on the road. 151 00:08:53,043 --> 00:08:56,080 You're not going back to Brooke's, right? 152 00:08:56,146 --> 00:08:58,082 Or are lesbians okay with that sort of thing? 153 00:08:58,148 --> 00:09:00,184 You know we're human. 154 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,220 Legally, even. In every state now. 155 00:09:03,287 --> 00:09:05,990 Except for this one, actually. 156 00:09:06,056 --> 00:09:08,325 I'm gonna crash at Kyle's place, 157 00:09:08,392 --> 00:09:12,496 until I save enough money, get my own apartment. 158 00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:15,165 Do you, um... 159 00:09:15,232 --> 00:09:19,303 Do you think maybe, like, we had a rough childhood? 160 00:09:19,369 --> 00:09:20,938 Correct. 161 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:26,343 You're probably never coming back, right? 162 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:28,779 No, I'll probably be back for something. 163 00:09:28,846 --> 00:09:31,081 Mom's gone now, so... 164 00:09:31,148 --> 00:09:34,551 Yeah, but there's the Bay Saint Lucielle Mardi Gras. 165 00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:37,722 You know I couldn't possibly miss that. 166 00:09:37,755 --> 00:09:39,824 Right. Right. 167 00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:41,826 I should probably get going. 168 00:09:41,892 --> 00:09:43,861 I like to give the TSA plenty of time 169 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:45,595 to pat down my concave torso. 170 00:09:51,335 --> 00:09:52,269 Take care of yourself. 171 00:09:52,336 --> 00:09:54,504 And I you. 172 00:09:54,571 --> 00:09:55,539 That doesn't make any sense. 173 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:56,907 And us we. 174 00:09:56,974 --> 00:09:59,243 This is a security announcement. 175 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,946 Passengers are reminded not to leave... 176 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:20,998 Dominic. How can I help you? 177 00:10:21,065 --> 00:10:23,934 Well, sir, my dad asked me to bring you something. 178 00:10:24,001 --> 00:10:27,471 Well, please come in and please wipe your feet. 179 00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:34,311 Uh... that's not...? 180 00:10:34,378 --> 00:10:35,746 Not your cat. No, sorry. 181 00:10:35,813 --> 00:10:37,414 I didn't mean to get your hopes up. 182 00:10:37,481 --> 00:10:39,016 This is Spike. 183 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,617 My dad saw her outside of The Feedlot. 184 00:10:40,684 --> 00:10:42,052 They were having pet adoptions. 185 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,854 He felt so bad about what happened to your cat, 186 00:10:43,921 --> 00:10:47,024 - he wanted to do something to make up for it. 187 00:10:47,091 --> 00:10:48,325 I don't understand why your father 188 00:10:48,392 --> 00:10:50,694 feels he has to be so involved in this. 189 00:10:50,761 --> 00:10:52,362 Wasn't his fault Tig let the cat out. 190 00:10:52,429 --> 00:10:56,333 Well, sir, I think he believes it may have been my mother. 191 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,802 She left the door open? 192 00:10:57,802 --> 00:10:59,103 She won't say. 193 00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:00,838 But there's a Filipino superstition 194 00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,940 about cats in the house of a deceased person. 195 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:06,310 They bring dark energy to the bereaved. 196 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,378 If she did do it, it would have been something 197 00:11:08,445 --> 00:11:09,880 she thought would have helped you. 198 00:11:09,947 --> 00:11:11,281 Why won't she say? 199 00:11:11,348 --> 00:11:14,084 Everybody just felt so bad about everything. 200 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:18,823 Thank you for your kindness. 201 00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:20,157 And your father. 202 00:11:20,224 --> 00:11:22,827 Thank you for understanding, sir. 203 00:11:39,844 --> 00:11:40,945 Hmm. 204 00:11:45,149 --> 00:11:48,285 Hey. You can't wait here. Move it along. Let's move it. 205 00:11:48,352 --> 00:11:49,987 Officer, I'm picking up my friend. 206 00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:52,022 She had cancer. In both breasts. 207 00:11:52,089 --> 00:11:54,491 And then she had this other totally horrible disease 208 00:11:54,558 --> 00:11:57,761 that almost killed her, and then her mom died. 209 00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,029 -Jesus, man. -I just don't want her 210 00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:00,530 to have to wait for me to go around. 211 00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:01,866 No, no. I understand. 212 00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:03,667 -There she is. Tig! -That's her? 213 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:05,235 Yeah. 214 00:12:05,302 --> 00:12:07,872 Let me get this for you, miss. 215 00:12:07,872 --> 00:12:09,874 And let me be the first to welcome you home 216 00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:11,041 - to L.A. - Thank you. 217 00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:13,543 -Nice, right? Welcome home! -Oh... 218 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,779 - There's my little buddy. 219 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,347 Mr. Grabby Hands. 220 00:12:17,414 --> 00:12:19,917 This living arrangement is gonna be strictly platonic, 221 00:12:19,984 --> 00:12:20,951 by the way. 222 00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:22,019 -Ouch. -Yeah. 223 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:24,288 -No banging? -No banging. 224 00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:26,523 What about, like, a nude massage? 225 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:27,757 A knee massage? 226 00:12:27,892 --> 00:12:28,758 Nude. 227 00:12:28,893 --> 00:12:30,060 If you're the nude one. 228 00:12:30,127 --> 00:12:31,461 Yeah, I'm nude and I rub your knee. 229 00:12:31,528 --> 00:12:32,662 -Great. -Great. 230 00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:33,998 -I'm in. -Thank you so much. 231 00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:35,265 -Oh, not a problem. -I really appreciate it. 232 00:12:35,332 --> 00:12:36,300 I understand. 233 00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:41,005 My sister... she had a cancer scare. 234 00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:42,139 Oh, my gosh. 235 00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:44,108 -Yeah. -That's tough. 236 00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:45,575 What kind of cancer? 237 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:47,244 Uh, brain, lung, 238 00:12:47,311 --> 00:12:49,513 bone, breasts... 239 00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:50,814 I'm so sorry. 240 00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:52,349 Yeah, but, um... 241 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:53,550 How is she? 242 00:12:53,617 --> 00:12:54,919 Oh, she's fine. 243 00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:56,286 -Oh, she is? -Oh, yeah, yeah. 244 00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:57,621 -She never had it. -Oh, she never had... 245 00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:59,056 She never had it? 246 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:00,958 She doesn't have cancer and she never had cancer? 247 00:13:01,025 --> 00:13:02,459 She just thought she had it, 248 00:13:02,526 --> 00:13:04,294 - so that was the scare. - Oh... 249 00:13:04,361 --> 00:13:06,730 And we all would just be praying and... 250 00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:08,665 You know, she's looking a little green. I'm gonna take her home. 251 00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,634 -Yeah, I'm not feeling well. -I better get her home. 252 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,069 Oh, no, no. Well, I get it. 253 00:13:12,136 --> 00:13:14,038 I understand. Let me, uh, let me help you out. 254 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:15,272 - Thanks. - Thank you. 255 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:17,474 He thought, he thought she had it. 256 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,409 He thought she had it. 257 00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:25,049 All right, you're home. What should we do first? 258 00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:28,052 Bike along the beach? Pop into a weed dispensary? 259 00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:29,987 -We don't do pot drugs. -I know, 260 00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:31,855 but I thought you're in L.A. 261 00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:32,856 No. 262 00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:34,324 You want to try cryotherapy? 263 00:13:34,391 --> 00:13:36,660 What is that, just open weeping? 264 00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:40,630 No, no. It's this thing where you get into a pod closet, 265 00:13:40,697 --> 00:13:43,233 they make it, like, a billion degrees below zero, 266 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,501 and then you just sit there 267 00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:48,172 and suffer like hell for two minutes. 268 00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:51,141 And then, when you get out, you have no inflammation 269 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,310 and you're basically ten years younger. 270 00:13:53,377 --> 00:13:56,346 Oh, man. So if I stayed in there for a long time, 271 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,348 would I come out like a tiny little infant? 272 00:13:58,415 --> 00:14:01,318 You'd be... you'd come out a tiny little Tig. 273 00:14:01,385 --> 00:14:03,387 Maybe I should do that before I see Brooke tonight. 274 00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:06,423 She can't get mad at a newborn baby. 275 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:07,657 Is that back on? 276 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,759 Uh, no, thank you. 277 00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:11,395 I just need to get my mom's car 278 00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:13,397 back from her and the rest of my stuff. 279 00:14:13,463 --> 00:14:16,133 Oh, how'd you leave it with that hot newscaster? 280 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,501 -For dead. -Oh. 281 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,670 That whole adventure came to a very sad end 282 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:23,240 when she stood me up at the Ferron concert. 283 00:14:23,307 --> 00:14:25,675 In her defense though, it was a Ferron concert. 284 00:14:25,742 --> 00:14:28,912 To me, that just proves she was not the one. 285 00:14:29,013 --> 00:14:30,280 Yeah, anybody who's got 286 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,249 a wrist tattoo that says "Be Honest" 287 00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:34,851 is trying to tell you something about themselves. 288 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:36,353 Yeah. 289 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:39,223 I'll keep that in mind for next time. 290 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:47,731 Hey. 291 00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:50,400 Here. 292 00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:52,536 Thanks. 293 00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:03,613 Oh. 294 00:15:12,589 --> 00:15:17,461 Listen, I wanted to apologize for how I handled things. 295 00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:20,830 I know it was ridiculously abrupt. 296 00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:22,099 And not nice. 297 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,102 I just knew it wasn't right with us. 298 00:15:25,169 --> 00:15:26,970 Oh, yes, I know. 299 00:15:27,071 --> 00:15:29,473 You said. Eventually. 300 00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:35,279 I also wanted to thank you for helping me get better. 301 00:15:35,345 --> 00:15:37,447 I know I was resistant. 302 00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:42,152 The shakes and secret communications with Bill. 303 00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:45,089 I mean, I probably owe my life to you. 304 00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,323 You definitely do. 305 00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:53,263 You're welcome. 306 00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:58,435 That's what people who really care about other people do. 307 00:16:00,237 --> 00:16:01,838 Maybe one day you'll know that feeling. 308 00:16:01,905 --> 00:16:04,474 Yeah. 309 00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:08,845 Oh, I got a calendar alert. 310 00:16:08,912 --> 00:16:11,681 You have an appointment with your oncologist tomorrow. 311 00:16:11,748 --> 00:16:13,883 Oh, my God. That's right. 312 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,252 Thank you. 313 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:19,789 Well, I wish you luck in your life without me. 314 00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:21,024 Everything okay, babe? 315 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,993 Yeah. Uh, Tig just stopped by 316 00:16:24,128 --> 00:16:25,829 to get her things, finally. 317 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:27,697 Uh, and to apologize. 318 00:16:27,764 --> 00:16:30,900 Oh. You're the one that wouldn't let the birds 319 00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,136 take your pain away. 320 00:16:32,169 --> 00:16:34,371 I'm sorry? 321 00:16:34,438 --> 00:16:37,407 Uh, Rocky, Tig. Tig, Rocky. 322 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:41,545 Raquel and I met at summer camp and recently reconnected. 323 00:16:43,147 --> 00:16:44,748 That's great. 324 00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,583 Yeah. 325 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:47,751 It is. 326 00:16:47,817 --> 00:16:49,686 Okay. Well, enjoy the birds. 327 00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:55,259 So, this is my first show back in L.A. 328 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:57,494 And, um, I'm sitting here 329 00:16:57,561 --> 00:16:59,896 with Anja, who subs for me sometimes. 330 00:16:59,963 --> 00:17:03,433 Ugh, and, dude, we're so stoked to have you back, Tig, 331 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,437 with your deep archive of jams and anecdotes. 332 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,573 "Jams and anecdotes." 333 00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:11,575 Sounds like a dusty little store 334 00:17:11,641 --> 00:17:13,543 my great-great grandmother would have frequented. 335 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:14,544 Right? 336 00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:17,514 Okay, so listen. I know you usually like 337 00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:20,217 to go from your playlist with your story stylings. 338 00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:22,386 -Mm-hmm. -So I'm just gonna throw on 339 00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:24,721 this dope track. It's by this band called Dirt Dress. 340 00:17:24,788 --> 00:17:27,391 And, uh, just see what it kicks up for you. 341 00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:30,860 See... see, like, if it vibes some insp-o. 342 00:17:32,429 --> 00:17:34,264 Uh, thank you, but I-I don't know 343 00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,533 that I need my "insp-o" vibed. 344 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,736 Ah, dude, they rocked South By so hard, 345 00:17:39,803 --> 00:17:42,739 there were, like, multiple deaths. 346 00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:46,576 what does it mean to you? 347 00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:48,212 What does it mean to you? 348 00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:50,347 I didn't pick the song. 349 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,081 But what does it make you think? 350 00:17:52,216 --> 00:17:53,317 What does it make you think about? 351 00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:55,419 Like, isn't that your thing? 352 00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:58,955 I guess it makes me feel like I'm alone on the planet. 353 00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:01,124 Mm. Mm-hmm. 354 00:18:01,225 --> 00:18:02,326 I can dig it. 355 00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:26,583 Wow. So that was awesome. 356 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:29,753 Seriously, I'm not ever doing that again. 357 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,755 No more Anja. I don't even want her 358 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:32,856 subbing for me anymore. 359 00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:36,125 Dude, Anja brought your numbers way up. 360 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,862 But I don't care about my numbers. They were fine. 361 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,264 Yeah, but better is better. 362 00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:41,698 Oh, my God. 363 00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:42,932 She's so fake. 364 00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:44,634 And her voice is so annoying. 365 00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:47,871 It sends chills of disgust down my spine. 366 00:18:47,937 --> 00:18:49,273 You're the only one. 367 00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:50,407 Yeah, well, 368 00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:52,175 you know what? It's my show. 369 00:18:52,276 --> 00:18:54,644 Right, but we want her on. 370 00:18:54,711 --> 00:18:55,612 My show? 371 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,281 Yeah, we like you as a team. 372 00:18:57,281 --> 00:18:58,715 No. 373 00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:02,652 Yeah, not "no." 374 00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:04,954 Wait, he dropped your show? 375 00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:08,124 I was like, "It's me or her," and he says, "Okay, her." 376 00:19:08,191 --> 00:19:09,359 So Anja has your spot? 377 00:19:09,426 --> 00:19:11,060 I guess so. 378 00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:12,496 That is so vile. 379 00:19:12,562 --> 00:19:13,897 I don't want to live in this world anymore. 380 00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:16,633 Me, neither. Let's find a new one. 381 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,736 You can just take that show anywhere else. 382 00:19:19,803 --> 00:19:22,105 You got tons of loyal listeners. You're fine. 383 00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,407 I am not fine. 384 00:19:23,473 --> 00:19:24,708 I could die tomorrow, 385 00:19:24,774 --> 00:19:26,543 and what have I even done with my life? 386 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:28,312 This about your check-up? 387 00:19:28,345 --> 00:19:31,214 My mother had two kids. 388 00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:33,317 Three, really. 389 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,151 Jesus. 390 00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:38,054 And that was her major contribution. 391 00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:39,723 She made me, 392 00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:43,860 and then what impact have I had on the world? 393 00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:45,329 Minimal. 394 00:19:53,337 --> 00:19:55,939 That son of a bitch! 395 00:19:56,005 --> 00:19:59,776 I know! He ruined my life. 396 00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:01,378 No. No. 397 00:20:01,445 --> 00:20:04,314 No, he did not ruin your life. He did not. 398 00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:06,182 What he did... 399 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,984 was terrible and I hate him for it, 400 00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:12,021 but you can do anything you want in your life. 401 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:15,091 No one has the power to take that away from you. 402 00:20:15,158 --> 00:20:16,493 You are strong. 403 00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:20,163 And you're gonna have a great life. 404 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,098 - Okay. - All right. 405 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,102 Oh, oh. 406 00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:27,671 Shh. 407 00:20:27,737 --> 00:20:28,972 I got you. 408 00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:44,721 How does it look? 409 00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:46,222 The doctor will be in shortly 410 00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:47,857 to go over the results with you. 411 00:20:55,532 --> 00:20:57,233 Hey, Tig. 412 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,569 ...Hi. 413 00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:01,538 All right. 414 00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:06,610 Okay. 415 00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:11,481 All righty, then. Let's take a look. 416 00:21:24,661 --> 00:21:27,431 Well, Tig, your cancer's back. 417 00:21:27,464 --> 00:21:29,098 Oh, God. 418 00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:30,500 Are you sure? 419 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:32,436 I thought you got it all in surgery. 420 00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:34,337 Well, in your breasts, yes. 421 00:21:34,438 --> 00:21:36,606 But it's... it's reappeared elsewhere. 422 00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:39,676 In-in multiple places, I'm afraid. 423 00:21:39,743 --> 00:21:43,146 You have cancer of the larynx, of the esophagus. 424 00:21:43,212 --> 00:21:45,181 You have cancer of the ear. 425 00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:46,282 Cancer of the ear? 426 00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:48,051 No. 427 00:21:48,117 --> 00:21:51,054 Cancer of the Year. 428 00:21:52,956 --> 00:21:54,123 Oh, my God. 429 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,759 Wh-Why are you celebrating this? 430 00:21:55,825 --> 00:21:57,894 I don't want Cancer of the Year! 431 00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:03,700 Is it really so bad that it's Cancer of the Year? 432 00:22:05,502 --> 00:22:06,470 Tig, you look good. 433 00:22:06,503 --> 00:22:08,137 I do? 434 00:22:08,204 --> 00:22:09,372 Your scans are great. 435 00:22:09,473 --> 00:22:11,240 Your lymph nodes feel perfectly normal. 436 00:22:11,307 --> 00:22:14,678 And barring anything unexpected from your blood work, 437 00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:16,480 we'll just see you back here in another three months. 438 00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:18,982 -Keep up the good work. -Thank you. 439 00:22:28,558 --> 00:22:31,094 Oh, sugar, That is the best news I've heard. 440 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,598 I knew you would be fine. I just knew it. 441 00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:37,701 Hello, Tig. 442 00:22:38,602 --> 00:22:40,537 Hi, Bill. 443 00:22:40,604 --> 00:22:42,305 I didn't mean to call you. 444 00:22:42,371 --> 00:22:43,640 Oh. 445 00:22:43,707 --> 00:22:46,776 Well, everything all right? 446 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:50,647 Yeah. I-I'm just finishing up at the oncologist. 447 00:22:50,714 --> 00:22:53,016 Um, and she said my scans look good. 448 00:22:53,082 --> 00:22:54,383 Oh, my. 449 00:22:54,518 --> 00:22:56,520 Well, that is heartening news. 450 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,421 Yeah, I thought so, too. 451 00:22:58,522 --> 00:23:00,423 Tig... 452 00:23:00,524 --> 00:23:03,026 I want to apologize. 453 00:23:03,092 --> 00:23:06,996 For placing the blame on you for Bonkerz getting out. 454 00:23:07,063 --> 00:23:10,900 I know now... you had nothing to do with that. 455 00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:13,336 Girlie may have released Bonkerz, 456 00:23:13,402 --> 00:23:15,138 intentionally. 457 00:23:15,204 --> 00:23:16,272 Why would she do that? 458 00:23:16,339 --> 00:23:17,306 Apparently, 459 00:23:17,373 --> 00:23:19,909 it has to do with dark energy. 460 00:23:19,976 --> 00:23:21,578 Uh, Tig, 461 00:23:21,645 --> 00:23:25,715 perhaps I have not acknowledged your feelings, 462 00:23:25,782 --> 00:23:30,654 uh, at times, recently. 463 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,357 And, uh, as you said, what happened to you, 464 00:23:34,423 --> 00:23:35,825 in the past. 465 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,293 Yeah. 466 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,463 A father should be supportive of his daughter. 467 00:23:40,564 --> 00:23:43,199 And you are. 468 00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:44,568 A daughter to me. 469 00:23:44,601 --> 00:23:46,670 I-I... 470 00:23:46,736 --> 00:23:48,705 I feel you are. 471 00:23:49,606 --> 00:23:52,742 Thanks. That's... I... 472 00:23:52,809 --> 00:23:55,579 That means a lot to me, Bill. 473 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,617 Well, I, uh... don't want to keep you. 474 00:24:00,684 --> 00:24:03,186 I'm glad you called. 475 00:24:03,252 --> 00:24:04,754 Even if unintentionally. 476 00:24:04,821 --> 00:24:06,890 Um, good-bye, Tig. 477 00:24:06,956 --> 00:24:08,692 Bye, Bill. 478 00:25:16,893 --> 00:25:18,261 Tig? 479 00:25:18,327 --> 00:25:19,829 Is that you? 480 00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:22,699 You're really back. 481 00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:24,333 It's going to be different this time. 482 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,736 I know. 483 00:25:29,172 --> 00:25:31,274 I love you, Tig. 484 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:35,111 Tig? Tig? 485 00:25:35,178 --> 00:25:38,682 I realize you have several items left to retrieve in the car, 486 00:25:38,748 --> 00:25:40,750 but you must close the door after each trip. 487 00:25:40,817 --> 00:25:43,219 We can't risk Spike getting out. 488 00:25:43,286 --> 00:25:46,322 And remember, switch off the lights. 489 00:25:51,327 --> 00:25:52,796 Ah...