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Xander, Lou, thank you for putting Emma
and me in charge of the summer dance.
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We are deeply honored.
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Ravi, they just pawned it off on us
because they didn't want to do it.
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She's not wrong.
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Later, we're going to give you the honor
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of cleaning up the mess hall bathroom.
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(Chuckles) I'm just kidding, sweetie.
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Hey, Xander, remember our first camp dance?
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Yeah. I picked you up at your cabin, gave
you a corsage made of wildflowers...
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Actually, it was poison oak.
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Remember, you thought I was blushing,
but it just turned out to be hives?
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(Both laughing) You guys went on
a date? You never told me that.
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Eh, we were only nine.
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At that age, a date doesn't mean anything.
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Sadly, that can be true at any age.
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Next thing you'll tell me
you went on a date with Hazel.
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No way!
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Well, there was that time
she knocked him over the head,
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threw him in a sack,
and made him go canoeing.
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Yeah, that was more of
a felony than a date.
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Cool beanie, Griff.
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Thanks. I got it from
my bunk mate in juvie.
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That's nice that he gave it to you.
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Sure... "Gave."
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I hate to see Griff go, but
I love to watch him leave.
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I know.
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There's something so deliciously forbidden
about a boy with a checkered past.
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Oh!
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He is so amazing.
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He has such cool hair...
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Zuri: And he looks so cute in that hat.
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I hope he asks me for
every dance tomorrow night.
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Not gonna happen 'cause he's
gonna be attracted to me,
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like a positive ion to a negative ion.
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Not if you talk like that, nerdbag.
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Tiffany: Oh, it is on!
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Bring it! It's going to
be a cage match up in here.
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You know it.
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Two girls enter, one 2015
Science Fair Champion leaves.
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Breakfast sausage, ladies?
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They're hot and spicy, just like me.
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So, Emma, what do you
think of my DJ moniker?
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"Rockin' Ravi Ross, the Record Rhombus."
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What's a rhombus?
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It is a kind of awkward square.
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Well, then that's perfect for you. (Laughs)
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Oh!
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Quit it, I'm ticklish!
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Yeah, I know. That's why Grizzly
cabin always loses at touch football.
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(Both laughing)
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You know? I had the most
bizarre dream last night
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that Xander and Lou were a couple.
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(Chuckles) Crazy, right?
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Well, being best friends
and having a lot in common
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is the best foundation for a relationship.
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Or not.
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But don't you think Xander
and I have a lot in common?
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Sure!
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You are both tall, and you
both breathe oxygen...
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Oh!
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(Sighs) Hold up, you got some glitter.
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That's weird.
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What, that I focus on our work While
you only focus on yourself? (Scoffs)
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I just call that "par for the course."
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Since Ravi and Emma have the dance covered,
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why don't we prep for the CPR class?
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Okay.
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Where'd I put that dummy?
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(Hissing)
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(Both scream)
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Is that the CPR dummy's
head? I sure hope so.
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Or else we've got an awkward call
to make to some camper's parents.
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(Snarling)
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That leg's missing a foot.
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That's going to be tough coming out.
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Okay, let's just review
CPR procedure on each other.
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You be in distress.
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Fine. Give me a second.
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(Inhales deeply)
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Help! Help!
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I can't swim!
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I'm gonna need so much CPR!
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(Gasping loudly)
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Are you done?
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Almost. (Wheezing)
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Now I'm done.
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Okay. All right... (Blowing)
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Okay, I check for
obstruction of the airway...
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Huh! Looks like someone
had fish sticks for lunch.
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Then I tilt the victim's head
back, pinch the nostrils closed,
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and exhale into the victim's mouth.
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(Inhales deeply)
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Hey!
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Both: Ow!
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What are you doing? I don't know.
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(Coughs) The last thing I remember was
Xander putting his fingers in my mouth.
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Ew! You two are sick!
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Emma!
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Emma!
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Emma, what is wrong with you?
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Me? What about what you
two were doing in there?
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I was just subbing in for a dummy.
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That's what you think I am?
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No! I mean, we weren't kissing.
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We were practicing CPR.
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Yeah, I had to practice on Lou
because Kipling ate the doll.
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Okay? I guarantee you, there's
nothing weird going on here.
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All the weird is right over there.
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Well, what about earlier, when
you were touching Lou's cheek?
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Oh! He was just wiping glitter off.
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See? He's still sparkly.
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And now you're holding hands.
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Emma, I can't believe
you're being jealous again.
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Jealous?
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When have I ever been jealous?
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Uh, last week when you threatened
that girl at the picnic?
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Can you blame me?
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You came up behind her and hugged her.
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She was choking on a grape.
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I was giving her the Heimlich.
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FYI, it did not go well,
hence the CPR class.
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Still, I saw the way she
was looking at Xander.
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How could you tell? Her eyes
were rolling back in her head.
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Just forget it.
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I can't deal with you right now.
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Emma, how could you
think I would betray you?
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You know I live and breathe our
cabin code, Chucks before Bucks.
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Well, excuse me for making a mistake.
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Hey, guys!
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Want to go make friendship bracelets?
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Both: No!
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Okay, maybe anger anklets?
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Dude, Zuri and Tiffany want me.
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To...
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Leave them alone?
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No!
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I overheard them fighting about
who gets to dance with me tomorrow.
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They both want a hunk of Jorge.
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(Snickers) Really?
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I mean, good for you, man.
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Does this mean you'll
finally take a shower?
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Why would I do that?
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This is workin'.
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I cannot believe Xander
and Lou are mad at me.
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Can you believe he said
I have a jealousy problem?
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Well, there was that time
you went into a rage over
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that girl from Salmon Cabin.
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Her hands were all over Xander.
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She was six. He was giving
her a piggy back ride.
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Oh, that little vixen
knew what she was doing.
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Okay, I hear it now.
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Mmm...
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Griff could make gutting a fish look good.
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Speaking of looking good,
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I'm going to look really good
on Griff's arm at the dance.
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(Scoffs) Please, you don't have a chance.
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I've been smooth-talking boys
since you were in diapers.
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What's up, ladies?
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(Giggling)
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Real smooth, giggles.
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So, I hear you've both been fighting over
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who's going to get to dance
with a certain special guy.
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Oh, this guy's special, all right.
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He must be a carbon sample, because
I really want to "date" him.
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(Laughing nervously)
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Ah, science jokes.
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Helping girls get guys since never.
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Hey, Xander.
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I need to talk to you
about something important.
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(Sighs) Good.
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I think we need to talk, too.
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So...
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Which pair of shoes
should I wear to the dance?
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These will match what you'll be
wearing, but these are super expensive,
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and will make all the other girls
super sad they're not wearing them.
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Which is what good
shoes are supposed to do.
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You came here to talk to me about shoes?
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Yes. I said it was important.
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Wait, you don't want to talk about
how you blew up at me and Lou?
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Not really.
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It stresses me out.
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And stress gives me pimples.
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And I'm not going to the
dance with pimples, duh.
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So, let's just put it behind us.
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No!
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No! Look, Emma, your
jealousy is bad enough,
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but you accused me of cheating
on you with our best friend.
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I don't know if I can ever get over that.
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I don't want to nitpick,
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but that is the exact opposite
of "putting it behind us."
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You know what, Emma?
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You wear whatever shoes
you want to the dance,
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because I'm not going with you.
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Well, now I'm going to be as sad
as the girls not wearing my shoes.
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Oh, yeah!
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Welcome to the Kikiwaka Dance!
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I am DJ Rockin' Ravi
Ross, the Record Rhombus.
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And next to me is my sister
from another mister, Sleazy E.
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Sleazy, tell them how you feel.
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Life is an empty void
of infinite nothingness.
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You said it, girl!
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Now for some tasty jams, so you may
dance and prance, pop and a'lock!
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Oh, yeah!
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(Dance music playing)
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So, what do ya think?
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Looking good, J-Dog.
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(Gags) But smelling nasty.
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Uh, you reek like paint
thinner and hotdogs.
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The paint thinner smell
is my new hair product.
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The hotdog is just my natural musk.
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Look, you want to knock them dead
with your charm, not your smell.
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I mean, at least get rid of the hair stank.
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Okay, I'll wash it out.
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If they ask, tell them I had diarrhea.
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And he has two girls after him?
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Hey, Griff.
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Well, you two sure look great.
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No scratch marks, no eyes gouged out...
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Thanks, Griff.
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You give the most unique compliments.
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So which lucky girl is it going to be?
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You want to dance with me, not her.
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She slobbers at night.
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(Scoffs) Only because of my headgear.
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Which I should've kept to myself.
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Wait, you two want to dance with me?
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But what about Jorge?
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You want to ask Jorge to dance?
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Okay, this just took an unexpected turn.
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No, I mean, you're both fighting over
who gets to dance with Jorge, right?
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(Both laughing)
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I'm serious.
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He overheard you two talking
about how much you liked him.
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Both: Uh-oh.
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Well, hello, ladies.
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00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,990
Thanks for keeping them warm for me.
256
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,892
Jorge, I need to tell you something.
257
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,028
Not now, brah.
258
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,030
Me and my honeys are about
to sizzle on the dance floor.
259
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:12,931
(Imitates sizzling)
260
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:19,037
Jorge, I'm really sorry, but you're
not the one we wanted to dance with.
261
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,040
That's right I'm not the
one you wanted to dance with.
262
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,309
(Chuckles) Wait... wait, what?
263
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:28,379
It was a big misunderstanding.
264
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,116
We wanted Griff to ask us to dance.
265
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,085
Oh.
266
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,954
Jorge...
267
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,189
You okay?
268
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,593
Yeah, bro, I'm great.
269
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,429
I just, uh, need to be somewhere else.
270
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,300
Oh, wow.
271
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,969
I feel terrible.
272
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,270
Me too.
273
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,038
Wanna dance?
274
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,143
You know, to soothe the pain.
275
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,913
Women.
276
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,915
They're jealous,
277
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:07,218
and they'll turn on you like a jar
of mayonnaise left out in the hot sun.
278
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,021
So stay single, and stick to mustard.
279
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,720
What did you do, tell them about
that time you saw Gladys in a bikini?
280
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,131
Wow, Lou. You look awesome.
281
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,000
(Laughs) Thanks.
282
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,735
Last time I wore this was
to Bessie and Clem's wedding.
283
00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:24,903
Oh, your friends got married?
284
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,938
No, my cows.
285
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,306
I was the milk maid of honor.
286
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,509
So, how are you holding up?
287
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,778
Uh, not great.
288
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,847
It just feels so weird
that I'm not here with Emma.
289
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,916
I know. The three of us should
be out on the dance floor,
290
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,951
shaking our tushies.
291
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,753
Well, we're here, and we're dressed up.
292
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:42,987
So wanna dance?
293
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,189
Why not?
294
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,859
(Slow music playing)
295
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,999
Can you believe Emma thought
we were into each other?
296
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,268
I know, right? It's totally crazy.
297
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,470
I mean, sure, we have,
like, everything in common.
298
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,139
Exactly.
299
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,775
I'm basically you without mascara.
300
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,710
Can you imagine if we got married?
301
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,178
(Both chuckling)
302
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,781
Our kid would be an amazing
musician and a great farm hand.
303
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:13,151
Yeah, she could play the guitar, then
lasso a cow with her guitar string.
304
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,019
I think that would
slice the cow's head off.
305
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,187
Yes.
306
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,823
Yes, it would.
307
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,025
But lucky for the cow, none
of that is ever gonna happen,
308
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,460
because we're just friends.
309
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,162
Yeah, best friends.
310
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,430
Nothing more.
311
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,135
Why are you looking at me that way?
312
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,804
Why are you looking at me that way?
313
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,076
OMG, look at the two of them.
314
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,078
Now they really are into each other.
315
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,181
You know, if you had not
been so paranoid and jealous
316
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,918
that Lou and Xander were together
before, they would not be together now.
317
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,153
(Chuckles) How amusingly ironic.
318
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,331
Head sauce?
319
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:09,107
Okay, on the count of three,
we stop staring at each other.
320
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,842
Deal? Deal.
321
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,844
Both: One, two, three.
322
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,756
Okay, that was weird. (Laughing)
323
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,125
Yeah, I think I have more
chemistry with my pet pig.
324
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,693
I think I should be insulted.
325
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,962
Don't be. He's the George Clooney of pigs.
326
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,230
Who decides that?
327
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,165
A bunch of really creepy farmers.
328
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,270
Hey, J-Dog.
329
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,239
You okay?
330
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,274
I can't believe I was so stupid.
331
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,311
Of course, Zuri and Tiffany
wanted to dance with you.
332
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,780
You're the exciting bad boy.
333
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,782
I guess I'm just not cool.
334
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,216
Are you kidding me?
335
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,752
You're one of the coolest
guys I've ever met.
336
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,287
Really?
337
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,222
How am I cool?
338
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,544
(Inhaling sharply) I was afraid
you were going to ask that.
339
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,261
Give me a second.
340
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,196
Oh, I got it.
341
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,200
You're funny, and nice.
342
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,303
And you got great hair.
343
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,805
Well, that's true.
344
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,906
What else?
345
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,976
Look...
346
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:23,348
My point is, you're a great guy,
347
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,918
and if those girls don't
see that, it's their loss.
348
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,486
You really think so?
349
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,022
Absolutely, man.
350
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:35,493
And there are a lot of other cute girls
out there, so go dance with them.
351
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,962
But I embarrassed myself.
352
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,430
Who cares?
353
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,466
Everyone embarrasses themselves.
354
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,834
Have you met Ravi?
355
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:47,205
So just go have fun and be yourself.
356
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,340
So I can go put my hair gel back in?
357
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,009
No! Throw that away.
358
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,343
Better yet, bury it.
359
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,282
Hey, Emma.
360
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,118
How're you doing?
361
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,653
Ravi, you were totally right.
362
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,389
I get that a lot.
363
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,257
What was I right about, specifically?
364
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,127
That I'm a jealous person.
365
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,229
And I don't want to be that way anymore.
366
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:15,199
It's caused me to ruin the two most
important relationships in my life.
367
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,869
So, now I know I am number three, tops.
368
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,205
Emma...
369
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,075
You know what you need to
do to make things better.
370
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:27,311
Well, usually a total body
seaweed wrap does the trick,
371
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,280
but there isn't a decent spa for miles.
372
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,350
No! (Chuckles)
373
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,420
I meant Lou and Xander
are your best friends.
374
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,588
If you want to prove that you have changed,
375
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,425
put your own feelings aside
and be supportive of them.
376
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,394
You're right, Ravi.
377
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,396
And I'm sorry for pouring
cocktail sauce on you.
378
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,232
Oh, no problem, the horseradish
keeps away the mosquitos.
379
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,271
Guys, I need to talk to you.
380
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,540
Look, Emma... Please, let me finish.
381
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,443
I'm sorry I was so jealous
and didn't trust you two.
382
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,711
You guys are my best friends,
and you didn't deserve that.
383
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,380
Emma... Let me finish.
384
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,582
I completely understand
if you don't forgive me.
385
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,952
But that's what we wanted
to talk... Let me finish!
386
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,688
I saw the way you were looking at
each other while you were dancing,
387
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,392
and one day, I think
you'll make a great couple.
388
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,427
Emma... Let me finish!
389
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,863
Okay, I'm finished.
390
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,600
Xander and I are just friends.
391
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,035
Best friends.
392
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,736
Always have been, always will be.
393
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,405
But that's all we are.
394
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,573
Oh, thank goodness.
395
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,875
So we're all good?
396
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,277
Of course! Bring it in, bestie.
397
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,717
So, Emma?
398
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,552
Would you like to go to the dance with me?
399
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,155
I can pick you up, like, right now.
400
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,324
I'd love to.
401
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:55,233
Xander, do you really forgive me?
402
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,970
Does this answer your question?
403
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,477
I don't know.
404
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,146
Maybe you better answer it again.
405
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,183
Hey, want to dance, Record Rhomboid?
406
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,752
Oh, uh... Actually, I go by Rhombus,
407
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,522
which is technically different
from a rhomboid in that...
408
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,790
Do you want to dance or not, nerd?
409
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,392
Let us boogie. (Chuckles)
410
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:30,268
Yo, DJ Griffindor in the house!
411
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,435
(All cheering)
412
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:38,009
I want to welcome to the floor
the dopest guy in the camp.
413
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:41,179
Give it up for J-Dog!
414
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,847
(Dance music playing)
415
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,477
(All cheering)
416
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:18,049
Wow, Jorge can actually dance.
417
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,085
Which is amazing, because
he can barely walk.
418
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:27,291
Hey, those girls are
playing in our toy box.
419
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,760
Beat it, ladies.
420
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,829
Yeah, we got dibs on the curls.
421
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,108
You know, Ravi, you did a
great job organizing the dance.
422
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,677
Thank you, but I cannot
take all the credit.
423
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,446
Emma helped with...
424
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,581
I mean, she did hang the...
425
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,417
Okay, I will take all the credit.
426
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,586
Ravi, I'm really sorry I let you down.
427
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,555
But I can help now.
428
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,123
Thank you for offering, Emma.
429
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,558
Could you pick up the garbage?
430
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,060
Ew, no, gross!
431
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,863
By help out, I meant give
the party four stars online.
432
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,765
(Sighs) Par for the course.
433
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,638
Xander, I want you to
know that from now on,
434
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,574
I promise I will not
be a jealous girlfriend.
435
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,509
That's awesome, Emma. Thank you.
436
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,280
Hey!
437
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,582
You eye my man again, and the
last thing you'll be looking at
438
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,484
is the bottom of a shallow grave!
439
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:31,055
(Sighs) Not jealous, starting now.