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30 years ago,
I found the book of the dead.
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Now because I read from the book...
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Misartar.
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Evil has found me.
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All roads to destroying this evil
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lead to wear it all began.
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The cabin.
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- Let's go back there and end it all.
- You know I'm down.
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The sooner this book
is six feet under, the better.
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Yeah!
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Here's the plan.
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- Whoa!
- Shoot first, think never.
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Whoa!
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That didn't work.
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Present the book to me
and we'll finally end this.
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Ta demuche.
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Pablo!
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You have no idea what you're doing.
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Of course I know what I'm doing.
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I wrote this book.
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Your stupid mortal toys
mean nothing to me.
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Take the deal
then go back to Jacksonville.
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I am offering you
the undo button you wanted.
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Normal life in Jacksonville,
the three of us.
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- I can do that.
- Truce.
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Yeah!
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Whooo!
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Jacksonville here we come.
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Mamma!
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Atar. Artha.
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Artica abomino!
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I have fought with Atilla the Hun
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and Genghis Khan,
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And this dipshit is my only hope?
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Oh, fuck. What a mess.
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Summu Nura.
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Ashrica.
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Akrem.
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Ash...
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Jacksonville, I love you!
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We love you, Ash!
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I know you do!
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Hey, I love me too!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Ash! Ash! Ash!
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Oh, Jefe.
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You know. You don't have to call
him that any more Pablo.
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'Cause now he's just "water trash,"
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like everyone else in this town.
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Especially non tippers like you, buddy.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Hey, come on, Kell,
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Ash did what he had to do.
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He saved us.
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And left Ruby in charge.
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You know what, I don't trust that bitch
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as far as I can throw her.
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Kelly, there's someone wanting to pay.
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Pull!
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Looking good, Eli.
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Hey, Sailor.
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I had fun last night.
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I think I remember that.
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This is my daughter, Hannah.
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Oh, how nice for you to meet me.
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Can I, um, touch it?
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My God.
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How does it work?
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Uh, well, I think it's pretty obvious.
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Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with ya,
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I'm not drunk enough to know if
this is good-weird or bad-weird.
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But I'll get there though.
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Fu..
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Whoa!
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Oh, shit!
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My God...
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I left the windows down in the Delta.
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Whoa!
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Hey, hey! Time out!
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You're not supposed to be here.
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Didn't you get the memo?
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- There's a truce!
- Talk to Ruby.
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She sent us!
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Balls to the wall!
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Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy!
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What'd you call me?
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Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw
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Takes your head and skins you raw
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Ashy Slashy, heaven and hell
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Cuts out your tongue
so you can't yell...
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What the fuck is that?!
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Shoot it in the head!
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Nooo!
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Jefe!
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Your blade!
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Ugh.
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Give me your eyes!
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Don't you want to fuck me now?!
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Huh.
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Get her off me!
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I think we're good, Kell!
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Fucking skank!
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You will die like all the others!
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One by one, we will take you!
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All of you!
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Ladies first.
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Well, I guess it's safe to say,
the truce is over.
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Told you Ruby couldn't be trusted.
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We've got to put our little
thinking caps on
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and do something...
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Yes! You know I'm in.
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I have been waiting to kick her ass.
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Yeah, amen to that.
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But how, Ruby could be anywhere?
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I know where she is...
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Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan.
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That's my hometown.
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Okay, that's a very specific guess.
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The Deadite gave it away with that song.
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That damn song...
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Alright.
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We're gonna go to Elk Grove.
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We're gonna find Ruby
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and I'm going to bury
that Kandarian Dagger
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deep into her strangely beautiful neck
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and kill her where she stands.
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We'll be back in Jacksonville by Friday.
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Pablo, first round
of 'Ritas is on you, because...
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Oh, because it's the drink of my people.
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That's a little racist, don't you think?
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Well, yeah.
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Sinkholes are still being reported.
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And look at this, Kenward County.
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Violent crime and murder up 200%
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from this time last year.
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Yeah, Ruby's evil is seeping everywhere.
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Alright. We need a sketch of her
to show the people in town.
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- Pablo?
- I'm on it.
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So, uh, why so long since
you've been home?
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Oh, who drank all the beer?
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I got it.
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Um, you.
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Your bladder must be ready to explode.
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Oh, please,
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I've been whizzing the whole time.
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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Do it! I dare you.
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- You do it.
- Chicken.
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- Don't say that.
- Run!
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Ashy Slashy's coming to get you!
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You think Ruby's here?!
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In a crack house?
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No, this is my house.
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Or at least it used to be.
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Oh, it's, it's...
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nice.
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Your parents still live here?
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My parents died a long time ago.
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Just um, give me a sec.
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I've never seen
the Jefe like this before.
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Whatever happened in this town
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seems to really haunt him.
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Look at this creepy fucker.
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Where?
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He was right...
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dude, he was right there.
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Oh, shit!
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Asshole.
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Oh!
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You come here to rob me, punk?
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Think I won't fight back?
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I'm not robbing you.
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Ashley?
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Hello Dad.
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Been a long time.
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You look...
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Old.
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- Bloated. Like a sack of...
- Yeah, I get the idea.
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How you been, pop?
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- What do you want?
- Nothing.
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Can't a guy come and see his own father?
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, it's um, a utility hand.
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A friend made it for me.
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Check it out. I'm better, stronger...
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- Faster?
- Yeah!
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Bullshit. Looks like some
piece of crap made in China.
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What was that gun shot?!
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Alright, put down the guns!
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- What is going on?
- You got a green card kid?
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Kelly, Pablo, meet my father.
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Whoa. Filthy and fine.
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Brock Williams.
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But you can call me Cock.
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He's your father alright.
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Um, I thought you said
your Dad was dead.
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Dead? He's the one that died. Not me.
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Uh, we were sort of dead to each other.
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What have you done now?
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Nothing. We're just looking for someone.
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Pablo...
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I drew most of it while
the car was moving, but...
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What? You're looking for Bigfoot?
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It was a bumpy ride!
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Okay, you know what? Forget it.
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You don't want to help, that's fine.
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Some things never change.
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Oh, still the victim with you, huh.
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Always somebody else's fault.
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Somebody else made you go to that cabin.
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Somebody else chopped your hand off...
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- Ah, no, I did that.
- Somebody else killed your girl.
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No, I did that too.
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Come on, Dad, you know
exactly what happened.
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Why didn't you set
those people straight?
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Because you should have.
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Instead you let 'em beat you down
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and you ran away with
your tail between your legs.
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Thank God your mother
wasn't here to see that.
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I did what I had to do.
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Ashley, it's taken me a long time
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to get my life back together.
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I think it's best that you and
the "illegal" here just leave.
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Kelly, would you like
to have dinner with me?
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That's a hard pass.
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Get out.
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Let's go.
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Elk Grove.
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Hasn't changed a bit.
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What's the plan?
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We split up. Ask around.
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You!
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You ruined my life.
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I've ruined a lot of people's lives.
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Here, man. I've got some change.
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How... what the...
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How did...
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Thanks.
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Okay, let's go.
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Jacksonville's waiting.
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Whoa, Ash Williams.
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Ash?
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Ash Williams, is that you?
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Linda Bates!
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Holy hell... Wow.
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It's been so long.
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You look great in that waitress get-up.
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Probably even better out of it.
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Same Ash.
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All okay here?
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Yeah.
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Little Tommy Emery?!
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It's Sheriff Emery now.
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And I'm all grown up.
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You can ask around.
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Oh.
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Oh, you...
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- No! You married Safety Boy?
- Who?
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That's what we called him
back when he was a Hall Monitor.
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Remember the time you peed your pants
outside the locker room?
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Because you were leaning on the door.
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- Guilty.
- Hey, that was such a long time ago.
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- Right, honey?
- No.
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Can you give us a second?
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Sure.
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00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,064
Mm, mm, mm...
277
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,159
Hey.
278
00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:10,379
Hey!
279
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,565
You've got some huge balls
280
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,251
showing your face in this town.
281
00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:15,677
Yeah, I do.
282
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,512
Notice I never wear gym shorts.
283
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,548
I'm here on business,
looking for a woman.
284
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:20,715
She's bad news.
285
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:21,916
If I don't find her,
286
00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:23,818
you might actually have
something to do around here.
287
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,854
Well then, let's find her for you.
288
00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:29,999
Everyone, this is Ash.
289
00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:32,639
Some of you may know him as Ashy Slashy,
290
00:17:32,664 --> 00:17:35,061
because he went crazy
and chopped up his friends.
291
00:17:35,086 --> 00:17:36,530
Okay, that's not true.
292
00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:38,334
I did not go crazy.
293
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,813
I knew exactly what I was doing
294
00:17:39,838 --> 00:17:41,657
when I chopped up my friends.
295
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:45,740
And now, Ashy Slashy is back in town
296
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,576
looking for a new woman.
297
00:17:47,676 --> 00:17:49,415
So, what do people think?
298
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,180
Should we help Ash find another victim?
299
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,621
Or should we kick him back
300
00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,739
to whatever rock he was hiding under?
301
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,386
Fuck this sicko! He's got to go!
302
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,011
Yeah! Get him out!
303
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,276
Ashy Slashy!
304
00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:03,758
Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy!
305
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:08,645
Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy! Ashy Slashy!
306
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,518
Ashy Slashy!
307
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:11,770
No.
308
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,628
No more running away.
309
00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:18,873
Alright. Get the gum out
of your ears and listen up,
310
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,448
you inbred, degenerate screw heads...
311
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:22,677
except you Linda.
312
00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,579
You're so not like them.
313
00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:28,583
Yes, I am Ashy Slashy,
314
00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:31,353
the Boomstick Butcher
with the Chainsaw Hand.
315
00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,588
But you nimrods got me all wrong...
316
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,525
I'm here to save this town,
to save my town,
317
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,360
whether you like it or not.
318
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:40,562
Now I'm here looking for somebody.
319
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,799
Check it out.
320
00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:46,568
She goes by the name of Ruby.
321
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,137
Anybody?
322
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:50,505
You use your chainsaw to draw that?
323
00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:54,509
Time to leave, Ash.
324
00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,378
Oh, I'm gonna leave alright.
325
00:18:56,478 --> 00:18:58,147
And don't you worry,
326
00:18:58,213 --> 00:19:00,149
after I save all your sorry asses,
327
00:19:00,249 --> 00:19:03,746
you won't see me again
for another thirty years dicksticks!
328
00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:05,587
- Loser!
- Yeah!
329
00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:00,909
Ugh!
330
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,829
Nooooo!
331
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:15,857
Hey! Hey!
332
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,730
Take it easy.
333
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:19,847
Pablo?
334
00:20:19,872 --> 00:20:21,273
What's wrong?
335
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:24,333
I just saw Ruby.
336
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,434
- Saw Ruby? Where?
- I don't know.
337
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:27,836
I just had a weird vision of her
338
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,240
in front of a big brick building.
339
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,908
There were uh, these
smoke stacks there...
340
00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:35,310
Two big smoke stacks?
341
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:36,711
Yeah.
342
00:20:37,346 --> 00:20:39,914
That sounds like the crematorium...
343
00:20:46,721 --> 00:20:48,757
This is it.
344
00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:51,245
I saw it so clearly.
345
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:53,695
Pablo, how long you
been having these visions?
346
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,298
Ever since Ruby put that book on my face
347
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,253
I've been having... nightmares.
348
00:20:58,278 --> 00:20:59,701
But they happen while I'm awake.
349
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,935
How come you never said something?
350
00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:03,872
I was afraid.
351
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,308
I don't know what's
happening to me, Jefe.
352
00:21:07,276 --> 00:21:09,311
Lets go get some answers.
353
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,964
We gave peace a chance.
354
00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:32,301
Now it's time for war.
355
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,530
Alright, you two go that way.
356
00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:57,000
But remember, these weapons
are only gonna stun Ruby.
357
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,902
So use them to
knock her down or whatever.
358
00:21:59,002 --> 00:22:01,004
Then before she heals...
359
00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:03,573
I'm gonna put an end to this
horse pucky once and for all.
360
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,451
Oh, god!
361
00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:10,072
Ruby!
362
00:23:10,106 --> 00:23:12,142
I know you're out there!
363
00:23:23,798 --> 00:23:25,026
Hey!
364
00:23:26,122 --> 00:23:27,307
Creepy kid?
365
00:23:27,332 --> 00:23:28,471
You grew up quick!
366
00:23:28,496 --> 00:23:30,440
You should not have come back, Ashley.
367
00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:37,936
Ugh.
368
00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:44,874
Ash!?
369
00:23:45,462 --> 00:23:47,079
- Ash?
- It's that way.
370
00:23:47,104 --> 00:23:48,774
- Ah!
- Kelly!
371
00:23:49,074 --> 00:23:50,209
Kelly!
372
00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:52,809
Kell!
373
00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:11,803
Kelly!
374
00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:41,072
Yeah, that's it!
375
00:24:41,431 --> 00:24:43,274
Run home and cry to Mamma!
376
00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:45,076
You tell her Ashley J Williams
377
00:24:45,101 --> 00:24:46,588
is looking for her.
378
00:24:46,613 --> 00:24:47,849
Huh!
379
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:51,941
Oh...
380
00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:54,077
Why you...
381
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,650
My goodness.
382
00:25:57,273 --> 00:26:01,640
Kelly, you're stronger than Ash.
383
00:26:01,665 --> 00:26:05,975
Why follow when you should lead.
384
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,201
Ah!
385
00:26:12,355 --> 00:26:14,357
Join us.
386
00:26:24,488 --> 00:26:28,371
♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
387
00:26:28,471 --> 00:26:32,070
♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
388
00:26:32,095 --> 00:26:36,374
♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
389
00:26:36,399 --> 00:26:38,484
- Ah!
- ♪ We're gonna get you... ♪
390
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,078
Get this!
391
00:26:44,444 --> 00:26:45,463
Hah!
392
00:26:45,488 --> 00:26:48,358
Yippee Kai-aye mother fu...
393
00:26:55,369 --> 00:26:56,885
Oh, shit...
394
00:26:57,389 --> 00:26:58,783
Oh!
395
00:26:58,808 --> 00:26:59,979
Fuck!
396
00:27:00,004 --> 00:27:01,139
Help!
397
00:27:01,281 --> 00:27:02,783
Help!
398
00:27:02,808 --> 00:27:04,497
Ash!
399
00:27:07,539 --> 00:27:09,233
Ash.
400
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,387
Ash.
401
00:27:29,694 --> 00:27:31,334
Ash?
402
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,214
You actually found me.
403
00:27:34,239 --> 00:27:35,682
Don't be so surprised you know.
404
00:27:35,707 --> 00:27:38,665
I do have my moments like this one.
405
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:41,075
- Hey.
- You broke our truce, why?
406
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,902
I had no option.
407
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,323
I had to summon you...
408
00:27:44,348 --> 00:27:46,386
What? So you can sic your
creepy ass kids on me?
409
00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:47,786
No.
410
00:27:47,811 --> 00:27:50,922
My children have turned on me.
I have lost control of them.
411
00:27:51,022 --> 00:27:53,307
They want the Necronomicon.
They're trying to destroy me.
412
00:27:53,332 --> 00:27:55,205
Poor Ruby.
413
00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:57,401
Yeah, welcome to my world, sweet cheeks.
414
00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:58,830
Doesn't feel so good, does it?
415
00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:00,898
At least you still have
all your appendages!
416
00:28:00,998 --> 00:28:02,099
Now Ash...
417
00:28:02,776 --> 00:28:04,101
I need your help...
418
00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:05,315
Oh.
419
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:06,742
Oh, you need my help?
420
00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:07,872
Okay, first of all,
421
00:28:07,972 --> 00:28:10,192
screw you and your ugly ass kids.
422
00:28:10,217 --> 00:28:11,217
Here's what, I need.
423
00:28:11,242 --> 00:28:12,910
I need to be back in Jacksonville
424
00:28:12,935 --> 00:28:14,253
on my second keg of beer,
425
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:17,198
putting my spicy man meat into
a mother-daughter sandwich,
426
00:28:17,223 --> 00:28:18,357
that's what I need.
427
00:28:18,382 --> 00:28:20,836
As unappetizing as that sounds,
428
00:28:20,861 --> 00:28:22,887
you can still have all of that.
429
00:28:23,062 --> 00:28:24,196
Just trust me.
430
00:28:24,221 --> 00:28:26,891
Help me stop my childre...
431
00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:27,967
Hey!
432
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:29,861
I wasn't done with her!
433
00:28:31,681 --> 00:28:33,299
Help!
434
00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:35,867
Help!
435
00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:38,010
Pablo help!
436
00:29:00,986 --> 00:29:02,955
Mamma.
437
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,268
Three creepy kids.
438
00:29:11,368 --> 00:29:13,170
Well, Ruby's a big girl.
439
00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:15,230
I'm sure she can handle herself.
440
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,351
Gah!
441
00:29:27,451 --> 00:29:29,828
Where is the Necronomicon?
442
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,555
What have you done with it?
443
00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:33,290
I'll never tell you.
444
00:29:40,097 --> 00:29:42,333
Oh, those damn radar eyes.
445
00:29:43,447 --> 00:29:45,049
Do I save her 'cause I should?
446
00:29:45,558 --> 00:29:47,138
Or cause she's hot?
447
00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:50,995
Mamma.
448
00:29:53,144 --> 00:29:55,110
Alright, you naked assholes,
449
00:29:55,135 --> 00:29:57,270
time to pick on someone your own size.
450
00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,578
You want some?!
451
00:30:19,336 --> 00:30:21,580
You feel that? Huh? Do you?
452
00:30:21,605 --> 00:30:24,608
You feel that?
453
00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:26,277
Do you?
454
00:30:37,321 --> 00:30:41,644
The Necronomicon says you
are humanity's true savior.
455
00:30:41,942 --> 00:30:44,956
This is where your story ends, Jefe!
456
00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:02,747
Mom.
457
00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:08,242
I'm sorry.
458
00:31:16,336 --> 00:31:18,117
Sorry, creepy kid.
459
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:19,243
Playtime's over.
460
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,737
Night-night.
461
00:31:48,211 --> 00:31:49,803
I told you you could trust me.
462
00:31:49,828 --> 00:31:52,223
- Jefe!?
- Stay the fuck away from him!
463
00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:53,530
I got this.
464
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,364
I've made a huge mess.
465
00:31:56,389 --> 00:32:00,042
Yeah, you really fudged
the bowl this time, didn't you?
466
00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:01,870
And now you want me to put
the old rubber gloves on
467
00:32:01,895 --> 00:32:03,303
and help you scrub it clean.
468
00:32:03,403 --> 00:32:05,567
Part of me is already
regretting calling you here.
469
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,597
Get used to that feeling.
470
00:32:06,622 --> 00:32:07,699
- Where's the book?
- Hid it.
471
00:32:07,724 --> 00:32:08,958
Go get it.
472
00:32:09,148 --> 00:32:11,828
My children are too
powerful for me alone.
473
00:32:12,262 --> 00:32:14,430
Ash, I need you.
474
00:32:14,865 --> 00:32:17,240
All of you, help me retrieve the Book
475
00:32:17,265 --> 00:32:19,034
and send them back to Hell.
476
00:32:19,059 --> 00:32:20,894
Give me a second.
477
00:32:20,919 --> 00:32:22,438
You guys good with that?
478
00:32:22,904 --> 00:32:24,161
Huh?
479
00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:25,770
Okay.
480
00:32:25,795 --> 00:32:26,934
We get the Book.
481
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,610
Send your loser kids back to Hell...
482
00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:30,555
we're back in Jacksonville by Friday.
483
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:33,783
Pablo, first round of 'Ritas
is on you, because...
484
00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:36,186
Ah, yeah, you already used that one.
485
00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:37,670
- Really?
- Word-for-word.
486
00:32:37,695 --> 00:32:38,696
Wow.
487
00:32:39,199 --> 00:32:40,934
Maybe I'm getting
that bad memory disease.
488
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,380
- Alzheimer's?
- Alzheimer's?!
489
00:32:42,405 --> 00:32:43,708
That's a bad memory disease.
490
00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:44,968
Why would you mention that?
491
00:32:44,993 --> 00:32:46,995
Focus up, we got work to do!
492
00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:50,462
Let's go save the world.
493
00:32:50,487 --> 00:32:53,736
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