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<i>Ohh, yeah!
[title music]</i>

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<i>♪ Powerpuff Girls fighting crime ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To save the world before bedtime ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Here's the time to shine
when you're fighting crime ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Power it up ♪
♪ Who's got the power? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got the power! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Breaking through the wall,
gonna do it all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We don't quit ♪
♪ Who's got the power? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got the power! ♪</i>

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<i>Oh! Yeah!</i>

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<i>~ Addic7ed.com ~</i>

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[Bell rings]

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Club day sign-ups have now begun
in the cafetorium.

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Step right up and join
the auctioneers club!

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We got room for 10 more.
Do I got 10?

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Do I got 10?
Thank you, sir!

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Come join the cheese club.

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We got cheese logs, cheese
balls, cheese pants...

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<i> - Money!
- Welcome to the money club.</i>

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Too poor, too poor, too poor.

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I'm here to sign up for
the Model U.N.

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Dibs on Norway!

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Sorry.
It's full.

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No!

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My life is ruined!
Ruined!

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Blossom, we heard your
over-dramatic cries!

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What's wrong, dude?

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The Model U.N. closed.

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My entire career trajectory

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hinged on being Norway in
the Model U.N. Club.

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[Sighs]

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Now I'm doomed to a life
in local government.

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It's no so bad, dude.

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Just sign up for another club.

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Another club?

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This is a perfect day to try
something new, Blossom.

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Who knows?
You just might like it.

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You could take Art Club with me,
and be an artist.

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Me? An artist?

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<i>[Echoing]
Artist, artist...</i>

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[String quartet playing]

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Might I move now,
Madame Blossom?

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Me bum's getting sore!

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I told you, squire Bubbles,
you can move all you want.

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I'm not painting you.
I'm painting the chair!

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[Sighs]

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And done!

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Amazing!

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[Oohing and aahing]

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Well, I say!

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That is the most beautiful
painting of a chair

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I have ever seen!

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If I were to grade this
painting,

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I would certainly give it
a grade of the highest caliber!

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An "A," perhaps!

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[Gushes]

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I want to put it in
my fancy mansion!

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I want to put it in my
super-fancy castle!

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I say, what do we get for
the chair painting?

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Let's start the bidding at
two pence!

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[Clamoring]

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I should have become a painter!

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Instead, I followed the family
business of pitchforks, torches,

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and bubblegum spittoons.

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[Hawks throat]
[Ting]

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'Tis a hit, your painting is!

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Thank you, Bubbles!

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Being an artist truly is
a wonderful thing.

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Well, I don't like that chair!

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It's far too provocative!

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I agree! Somebody should paint
a sweater on that chair!

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A sweater?!
It's just a chair!

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Well, a chair like that has no
place in civilized society!

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I plan on never sitting on
another chair again!

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Let's form an angry mob
and destroy that chair!

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[Clamoring]

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Whoo-hoo!

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People, please!
It's just a painting!

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It's not the end of the world!

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You heard her ...
it's the end of the world!

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Release the Renaissance robot!

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[Screaming]

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[Screams]

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I should have gone
into selling robots.

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Aagh!

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No!

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I don't think Art Club
is right for me.

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What you need is a club with
more excitement, more adventure.

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Behold ...
the Future Astronauts Club!

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An astronaut?

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<i>[Echo]
Astronaut, astronaut...</i>

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Houston, Astro Blossom
has landed.

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Over.

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Yay!

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Congratulations, Astro Blossom!

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You're the first human to land
on an alien planet! Under!

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Uh, I think you're supposed
to say, "over."

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- Over.
- Over, under.

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No, not "under," "over."
Over.

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Okay. I get it.
Over, under.

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[Sighs] Okay!
Let's explore the planet!

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Ready, R2B2?

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<i> Boop beep.
Beep boop beep boop.</i>

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<i> S'up?</i>

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Ooh!
Oh, wow!

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The rock samples on this
planet's surface

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are fascinating!

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<i> I'll say.</i>

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<i> They're not flying into space
when I throw 'em at ya.</i>

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<i> Better keep testing, though.</i>

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R2B2, you're supposed ...

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Who dares set foot on our
planet?!

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Greetings! It is I ...
Astro Blossom ...

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representative of Earth.

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Silence!

116
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We have tracked you earthlings
for many light years.

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I demand to know one thing.

118
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How do you get your hair
so shiny?

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[Giggles]

120
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Why, if I were to grade
your hair,

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I would give it the letter "A."

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And, now, in the spirit of
intergalactic friendship ...

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and maybe more in the future ...
let us drink the soda of peace!

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<i> # Soda of peace #</i>

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<i> Sweet!</i>

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[Buzzing]

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[Screaming]

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<i> Beep boop bop bop beep.</i>

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<i> # Drinking soda of peace #</i>

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Oh, I'd hate to set this down
with out a coaster.

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[Gasps]

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On our planet, using a coaster
is an act of war!

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I'm sorry!
[Gasps]

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Apologizing is an even bigger
act of war!

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Release the Earth-destroying
robot!

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Aagh!
What do we do?!

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<i> I got this!</i>

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No!

139
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That was a terrible idea, too!

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You haven't tried it yet.
What could go wrong?

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Literally everything!

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[Sighs]
Maybe I'm over-thinking this.

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<i>BOTH: You think?</i>

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I just need to pick a club
that's simple and fun.

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One that can't possibly
go wrong!

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Like...
[Gasps]

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Breakdancing Club!

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<i>[Echoing]
Breakdancing club!</i>

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Go, Blossom, go!
Go, Blossom, go, Blossom, go!

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Go, Blossom, go, Blossom, go!

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[Cheering]

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Aw, yeah!

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Straight illin'!

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[Cheering]
Blossom, you're one fly honey!

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If I had to give your dancin'
a grade, I'd give it an "A"!

156
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Good thing we've got the
Townsville rec center

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so all us kids can dance out
our feelings!

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- Aw, yeah!
- Nothing can stop us now!

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Stop! My daddy just bought
this rec center

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purely for the purpose of
kicking you out!

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Read the contract and weep!

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[All groan]

163
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Wait! There must be something
we can do!

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[Music]

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Yo, yo! I perused this contract
for reals real,

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and it says that the only way we
can save the rec center

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is a dance-off!

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Aw, yeah!

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<i> Blossom versus Morbucks
dance-off!</i>

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It's on!
It's on!

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[Dance music plays]

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Boo-yah!
You've been served!

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[Cheering]

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Ooh, step off, girl!

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<i>♪ Don't stop your body ♪</i>

176
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<i>♪ Don't stop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love, love me
Love, love me ♪</i>

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[Rap music plays]

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<i>♪ Move to the left
Move to the right ♪</i>

180
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<i>♪ It's Soul Sonic
on the floor tonight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's the perfect beat
I got magic feet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So it's time for you
to hit the street ♪</i>

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You call that dancin'?
Check this!

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[Music in the style of
"Y.M.C.A." plays]

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<i>♪ You know I'm all about
the C-A-S-H ♪</i>

186
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<i>♪ My money's also known as
C-A-S-H ♪</i>

187
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<i>♪ I gotta make it
and spend it ♪</i>

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Ha! Try beating that,
M.C. Puffpants!

189
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Time to get serious!

190
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[Music in the style of
"Maniac" plays]

191
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["Stayin' Alive" style
disco plays]

192
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["Thriller" style pop plays]

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[Operatic, rock music]

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<i>♪ Dancin' ♪</i>

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["Super Freak" style]

196
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<i>♪ Back up, oh, my, lift my knees
watch me fly ♪</i>

197
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<i>♪ Turn this battle out ♪</i>

198
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[Grunts]

199
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<i>Yeah ...
oh, bummer.</i>

200
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You did it, Blossom!

201
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You showed that jive turkey!

202
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Yeah!

203
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Hey! You may have won this
round, Blossom!

204
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But I'm still the coolest girl
in town!

205
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Hey!
Anybody want victory punch?

206
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Whoa!

207
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Huh?

208
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[Sobbing]

209
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[Pop music plays]

210
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Now, it's on to nationals!

211
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[Gasps]

212
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[Screaming]

213
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♪ Don't stop your body ♪

214
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♪ Don't stop ♪

215
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[Screaming]

216
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Aw ...

217
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No!

218
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Ugh!
I can't do it!

219
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All my future plans end in
Earth-destroying robot attacks.

220
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Robot attacks?

221
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Robot attack?!

222
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That sounds perfect for
my club ...

223
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the Dystopian Sci-Fi Writers
Club!

224
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The Dystopian Sci-Fi Writers Club?

225
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Yeah! We write crazy stories
that happen in the past,

226
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or in space ...
or even in the '80s.

227
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Feel free to sign up!

228
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Blossom, Blossom?!
Bobby just quit Model U.N.

229
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to join Breakdancing Club!

230
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Really?

231
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But you're perfect for Dystopian
Writers Club!

232
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Really?
Well, I, uh...

233
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As the representative of Norway,

234
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I urge peace and hot cocoa
for all!

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[Cheering]

236
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[Gasping]

237
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"Smash!
Bash!"

238
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The robot spoke in an ominous
voice ...

239
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"I come from outer space with
a warning ...

240
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don't paint any portraits of
chairs breakdancing!"

241
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[Cheering]

242
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This is the greatest club ever!

243
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This is the lamest club ever.

244
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Aw, yeah!
[Music]

245
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