1 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:17,914 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,422 Our problems are sexual. 3 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,023 [sighs] Let me tell it, Moe. 4 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,659 So tell it, but you only give your point of view. 5 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,862 Last year, our sex life came to a halt. 6 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:30,698 It was never great. 7 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,500 Do not interrupt me, Moe. 8 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:36,036 It went from three times a week, to twice, to once, 9 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,772 and then, bingo, he stops trying. 10 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,942 So since he's a man 11 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,644 with a normal sex drive... 12 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:44,812 A strong sex drive. 13 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,314 No more than normal. 14 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,316 I got a little suspicious. 15 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,352 And then I notice his credit card bills. 16 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,954 - She snooped. - Mm! 17 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,989 You damn right I snooped. 18 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,491 So I see this credit card bill 19 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,428 with escort services, right? 20 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,896 Massage parlors. So I confronted him. 21 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,131 - And I admitted it. - Mm-hmm. 22 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,566 Those encounters excited me, 23 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,736 and to get into bed with my wife no longer did. 24 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,004 Did you ever hear of such a thing? 25 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,506 Go on. 26 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,376 So we came to you. [exhales] 27 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:18,011 You listened to us, and you said, 28 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,980 "Why don't you just pay your wife?" 29 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,982 I should charge him, he should pay me, 30 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:24,252 and the same dynamic will exist. 31 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:27,155 Well, it seemed like a very good idea. 32 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,956 He needs to think of you as a whore, 33 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:30,624 so why not charge him? 34 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,326 - Yes, and it worked. - Yeah. 35 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,028 Paying her was exciting, 36 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,698 and it felt like being with a hooker. 37 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,967 Mm, mm, which he finds naughty. 38 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,169 And exciting. 39 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,804 Sometimes a creative solution... 40 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,274 She started charging too much. 41 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,842 I am not a low-class bimbo, okay? 42 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,179 If I was a professional, 43 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,514 I would be a high-class call girl. 44 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,350 I'm not paying my wife $700 a pop. 45 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,352 - Christ, Lorna... - Mm-hmm. 46 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:01,422 Okay, for 700 bucks, 47 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,258 I could get a fantastic professional whore. 48 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,193 Great, well, I'm not doing it for 200 anymore. 49 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,795 Why not? It's fun money. 50 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,498 I could get at least 500 on the open market. 51 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,566 This is safer, and you can work at home. 52 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,701 Who cares? 53 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,436 I really think we can work this out. 54 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:19,373 You know, it's really... it's all in the family, 55 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,576 and you could give him maybe a little discount. 56 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,579 I mean, he does use you regularly. 57 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,748 [male announcer] Meanwhile, police have apprehended 58 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,950 the other man who escaped in San Francisco. 59 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:33,020 He is Alvin Broadnax, wanted in the bombing 60 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,522 of the Seattle draft board 61 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,624 and the shooting of the state trooper. 62 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,926 Broadnax had been traced to New Jersey, 63 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,228 where he was picked up in... 64 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,896 Oh, Jesus, Kay, the noose is tightening. 65 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:44,898 - Well? - God. 66 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,567 Chairman Mao says that 67 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,036 a calm heart stills all panic. 68 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,471 Screw Chairman Mao. 69 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,473 You... you and I will be in prison. 70 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,843 Chairman Mao will be in his palace eating spare ribs. 71 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,244 Let me tell you something. 72 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,512 If I wind up in prison, 73 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,681 I am never gonna take a shower. 74 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,316 I can promise you one thing, 75 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,385 that she will not be here long. 76 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:07,455 Yeah, meanwhile, her accomplice was captured. 77 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:11,825 You know, thank God the guy doesn't know where she is. 78 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,161 Um, he... he does. 79 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,663 What do you mean, he does? 80 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,264 [stammers] How do you know he does? 81 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,999 They've... they've been in contact. 82 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,335 Well, that's it. I'm... 83 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,304 You know, I'm leaving for Cuba tonight. 84 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,473 Oh, that's interesting because so is she. 85 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,108 Not tonight, but she is planning to go to Cuba. 86 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,810 You know, she's delusional. 87 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,144 She's gonna be caught, 88 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:32,846 and then you know what happens? 89 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,315 Then she implicates us. 90 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,849 [laughing] Oh, Lenny? 91 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,351 Lenny will never talk. 92 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,852 She'll never talk? Can I say... 93 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,088 Can I say two words... two words to you? 94 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:42,289 - Uh-huh. - Okay? 95 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,491 - Yeah. - Sodium Pentothal. 96 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,868 They give her an injection. [snaps] 97 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,860 Next thing you know, FBI's at our door 98 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,329 with his-and-her handcuffs. 99 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,498 You know, she's given us some 100 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,000 very interesting things to read. 101 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,301 Like what? 102 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:55,569 Well, like things 103 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,571 that opened my eyes to various things 104 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,440 that my eyes had been closed to. 105 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,442 Well, to what? What are we talking about here? 106 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,578 Well, like the fact that we go to cocktail parties, 107 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,981 and we talk the talk, but we never walk the walk. 108 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,683 Yeah, well, I don't want to walk the walk 109 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,753 or shoot the shooter, bomb the bomb. 110 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,758 Okay, so you're going straight to Manhattan, right? 111 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,927 Right, right, right, and I think I have... 112 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,129 I'm sure I have all your instructions just right. 113 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,464 Don't worry about a thing. 114 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,974 I can't thank you enough for doing this. 115 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,335 Well, life is complicated. Life is complicated. 116 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,802 I've already... you know. 117 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,671 It's so dangerous for you and Sid, 118 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,341 me staying here, and now you're doing this for me. 119 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,008 No, no, there are black issues, 120 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,477 as Chairman Mao says... 121 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,512 there are white issues, there are gray issues, 122 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:41,849 and this is all of those issues. 123 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,385 Have you said anything to your husband yet? 124 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,554 No, he's going to go to his cardiologist, 125 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,889 and I don't want his heart to stop before he gets there. 126 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,996 Don't worry about it, really. It's going to be okay. 127 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,994 - Thank you. - It's gonna be great. 128 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,541 There's nothing wrong with you. 129 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:10,177 You're absolutely fine. 130 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,612 Your heart's good. 131 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,447 You may have a little indigestion, 132 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,048 but that's all. 133 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,750 And what about my lung? 134 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,387 Well, the X-ray report I got is negative, 135 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,723 so you see, you're really in good shape. 136 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,058 I get the blood test back in a few days. 137 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,395 Are you anticipating something? 138 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,562 [doctor] No. 139 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,498 Your last blood test was normal. 140 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:33,501 Yes, but that was... that was when? 141 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,870 Two weeks ago, at your allergist's office. 142 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,741 You know, I don't want to be an alarmist, 143 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:45,613 but I notice in my right thumb... not a pain. 144 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,849 It's not a pain, but I have an awareness, 145 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,985 an awareness in my right thumb, and when I move 146 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:55,723 the right thumb, what happens is, I will experience 147 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,859 a kind of disorientation, a dizzy feeling, 148 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:03,096 and... and maybe some slight loss of appetite. 149 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:07,267 I can't afford not to eat because I can't lose weight, 150 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:11,472 because I need the weight to protect me against disease. 151 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,541 What disease is that? 152 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:18,879 Is there a possibility that I could have malaria? 153 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:22,650 I'll call you when the blood work gets in. 154 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,685 If you become aware of your thumb, honey, 155 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:28,021 we'll go straight to the ER, really. 156 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,557 So what are you saying? 157 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,692 You're not gonna give me anything for my thumb? 158 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:34,528 We should all be so healthy. [laughs] 159 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:38,465 And as for that ringing sound 160 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,267 that you keep hearing in your kneecap... 161 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,469 Yes. 162 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,303 It's nothing, 163 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,172 but I'm going to keep my eye on it. 164 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,209 See, I was right. 165 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,377 It was chapped lips. 166 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,345 It wasn't the flesh-eating virus. 167 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,049 Yes, but chapped lips, uh, untreated, can be fatal, 168 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,485 so... so now come on, let's go have lunch. 169 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,821 - What time is it? - It's 1:00. 170 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,089 - It's 1:00? - Yeah, you know, 171 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,791 you've asked me that six times today. 172 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,659 I don't understand. Let's go have lunch. 173 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,895 We'll relax. We'll get a nice French meal. 174 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,731 We'll... we'll go to a nice restaurant. 175 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,232 We can get some wine. 176 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,902 We can get some delicious food, you know? 177 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:18,005 We don't have to worry about going home early today 178 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,041 and that crazy crackpot who invaded the house. 179 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,543 We don't have to think about her. 180 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,712 Darling, that sounds just great, but first, 181 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,914 I'd just like to rundown to Brooklyn, okay? 182 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:27,781 Where? 183 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,058 Brooklyn, I want to go to 119... 184 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,618 - Brooklyn? - Veronica Street. 185 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,319 Is that okay? Just take a second. 186 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,897 Well, what are we gonna do in Brooklyn? 187 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,732 I just have a little errand to do. Really, it's nothing. 188 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,501 What do you mean, an errand? What kind of errand? 189 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,593 I just have to pick something up for a friend, okay? 190 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,528 - Is that all right? - In Brooklyn? 191 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,330 It will take a minute, yes, okay? 192 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,965 Can you go after lunch? 193 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,535 - I have to do it by 2:00. - You must do it? 194 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,703 I must do it by 2:00, darling. 195 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:54,007 What are you doing down here, buying heroin? 196 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,208 Oh, very funny. 197 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,553 I mean, this is... this is crazy. 198 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,378 Where are we? This is so desolate. 199 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,313 So, wait, at 2:00... 200 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,982 What's at 2:00? 201 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,351 A man will come and give us a briefcase. 202 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,554 We're... you're buying a new briefcase? 203 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,357 Uh, not... no, not exactly. 204 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,560 Well, what? I mean, you're so cryptic. 205 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,027 I mean, you drag me down here... 206 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,730 Doing... doing something for Lenny. 207 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,899 Ah, now it becomes clear, for Lenny. 208 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,634 Yeah, but we're doing something for Lenny 209 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,035 so she can leave tomorrow. 210 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,037 Oh, that's fine, if she's leaving tomorrow, 211 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:27,240 then anything you have to do is great. 212 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,077 But it's nothing dangerous, right? 213 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:30,978 I mean... [stammers] 214 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,681 Has nothing to do with guns or... 215 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,382 No, she has a gun. 216 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,583 Yeah, I know she... 217 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,085 I remember she's got a gun. 218 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,788 Look, in for a penny, in for a pound. 219 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,590 I want my penny back. 220 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,057 Well, it's too late now. 221 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,326 Then keep it at a penny, you know? 222 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,928 The pound is up to $1. 80. 223 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,130 I don't want to be in for $1. 80. 224 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,999 [car engine growls] 225 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:57,638 That's the Volkswagen; that must be him. 226 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,741 [Sidney] Oh, Jesus... 227 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,010 [Kay] Uh, hi, Lenny said 228 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,978 you had something for her to give to us. 229 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,447 Okay, okay, I just wanted to make sure y'all was good people. 230 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,515 Briefcase, a briefcase. 231 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,617 Yeah, it's right here. 232 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:11,885 I told you it'd be a snap. 233 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,887 Yeah well, snap faster. This is treason. 234 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,088 Hold it. [briefcase thunks] 235 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,090 - Ow! - I just want you to know 236 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,126 that we're proud of what you're doing for America. 237 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,204 Thank you. Now, listen, you need to give that to... 238 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,230 - make sure you give that to... - [sirens wail] 239 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,098 Oh, shit, they followed me. 240 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,634 Run, run! 241 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,935 Oh, God! 242 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,903 Well... [stammers] 243 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,471 - I... I... - Police found you. 244 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,975 In here, go in here. [gate creaks] 245 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,443 [sirens wail ] Come in here. 246 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,445 Uh, Sid, this way. 247 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,647 Where are you going? 248 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,215 My heart, my heart. 249 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,151 Your heart is fine; you just had a checkup. 250 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,486 Yeah, but the blood work's not back. 251 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,858 Come on. 252 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,559 [Sidney] Oh, Jesus. 253 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,295 We're trapped. We're trapped up here. 254 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,064 We can jump. 255 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,106 [Kay] Throw the briefcase over to me. 256 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,240 What? 257 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,310 Throw the... [gasps] throw the briefcase, Sid. 258 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:16,184 Good throw, now jump. 259 00:10:16,251 --> 00:10:18,620 Jump? 260 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:22,524 I never jump any place where there's gravity. 261 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:23,692 Jump! 262 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:30,832 [Sidney] Be careful, Kay, this thing is wobbling. 263 00:10:30,899 --> 00:10:32,000 I know. 264 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,167 You be careful. 265 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,514 Hold on to that briefcase, okay? 266 00:10:34,569 --> 00:10:36,037 - Steady. - Okay. 267 00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:37,439 Oh, my God, let me down here. 268 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:40,008 Okay, this way. 269 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,209 Ooh. Oh, Jesus. 270 00:10:41,276 --> 00:10:42,544 Oh, my God, pick up the money. 271 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:44,379 Okay, no. What? Are you nuts? 272 00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:45,914 It's a fortune. 273 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,416 Yes, but it's Cuban. 274 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:48,750 What's the difference? 275 00:10:48,817 --> 00:10:50,519 It's a clue. Pick up the money. 276 00:10:50,585 --> 00:10:52,587 She's right. It's a clue. 277 00:10:56,182 --> 00:10:57,518 Well, I don't understand. 278 00:10:57,818 --> 00:10:59,687 Why do you want to postpone the wedding? 279 00:10:59,754 --> 00:11:01,856 Out of fairness to you. 280 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,557 Well, what does that mean? 281 00:11:03,558 --> 00:11:05,459 I'm having second thoughts 282 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,461 about my life, about my job. 283 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:09,964 Well, your life is finance, 284 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:12,566 that's nothing to be ashamed of. 285 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,210 No, it's just... I'm not so sure that I want 286 00:11:14,234 --> 00:11:18,138 to spend my life using money to make more money. 287 00:11:18,205 --> 00:11:20,407 What? Do you have a problem with money? 288 00:11:20,474 --> 00:11:22,777 No, not if it's used properly. 289 00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:23,843 Meaning? 290 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:25,579 Meaning that... if it's used fairly, 291 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,581 if, you know, the masses aren't exploited. 292 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,183 Well, you sound like Karl Marx. 293 00:11:29,249 --> 00:11:31,719 Well, that's one of the people I've been reading. 294 00:11:31,786 --> 00:11:33,387 Well, surely you're not a communist. 295 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:34,622 No, I don't know what I am. 296 00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:36,323 I know that I'm for human decency. 297 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:39,026 Well, suddenly you have political ideas... 298 00:11:39,093 --> 00:11:40,728 and radical ones. What happened to you? 299 00:11:40,795 --> 00:11:42,730 I'm just saying, I've grown skeptical 300 00:11:42,797 --> 00:11:44,599 of passive resistance. 301 00:11:44,665 --> 00:11:47,301 So what are you suggesting? 302 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:48,703 The violent overthrow 303 00:11:48,769 --> 00:11:50,049 of the United States Government? 304 00:11:50,104 --> 00:11:54,041 No, no, I'm not. I'm suggesting change. 305 00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,143 I'm for change; I'm for, you know, 306 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:58,012 not minuscule change but meaningful change. 307 00:11:58,078 --> 00:11:59,613 You mean radical change? 308 00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:01,248 By any means necessary. 309 00:12:04,051 --> 00:12:06,887 This is a you that I don't recognize. 310 00:12:06,954 --> 00:12:10,024 Well, my personality's evolving. 311 00:12:10,089 --> 00:12:11,958 Well, I think that this may all be a way of you 312 00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:14,160 telling me that you don't want to marry me. 313 00:12:14,227 --> 00:12:15,695 That's what I think. 314 00:12:17,296 --> 00:12:19,699 Jesus, Kay, this has been the worst day of my life, 315 00:12:19,766 --> 00:12:21,434 and, you know, it's still early. 316 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,802 Here. 317 00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:24,503 Come on, you can put some money in too. 318 00:12:24,638 --> 00:12:25,881 - Let's not quibble. - Okay, okay. 319 00:12:25,905 --> 00:12:27,841 Here, take this. Okay. Now, I think we did it. 320 00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:29,676 I think we made it. I think we're safe. 321 00:12:29,743 --> 00:12:31,503 - All right. - I don't think anyone's coming. 322 00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:32,712 Let's just close this thing. 323 00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:34,647 God, we got hot merchandise here. 324 00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:35,815 [tires squealing] 325 00:12:35,882 --> 00:12:37,183 - You know, this is... - What? 326 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,352 Is that a police car? 327 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:40,854 - No. - Don't scare me. 328 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,055 You know I got an ulcer 329 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:43,456 the size of the Holland Tunnel. 330 00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:44,891 You don't have an ulcer. 331 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:46,398 Don't tell me I don't have an ulcer. 332 00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:48,461 Maybe they can't find it, but I have an ulcer. 333 00:12:48,527 --> 00:12:49,662 Okay, I think we're clear. 334 00:12:49,663 --> 00:12:50,897 Where are we going? 335 00:12:50,964 --> 00:12:52,665 We're going... going to hand this off. 336 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,033 To who? 337 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,668 To a man, that's all I know, to a man. 338 00:12:55,669 --> 00:12:58,304 Jesus, Kay, God's gonna punish us for this. 339 00:12:58,371 --> 00:12:59,873 Oh, for God's sake. 340 00:12:59,939 --> 00:13:01,651 God's not gonna punish you; you're an atheist. 341 00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:05,111 Yes, but if I'm wrong, we're in big trouble. 342 00:13:05,178 --> 00:13:08,414 [Kay] You see that phone booth? 343 00:13:08,481 --> 00:13:13,519 At 3:00, you will enter that phone booth and make a call. 344 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,688 To who? 345 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:15,889 It doesn't matter. 346 00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:17,556 You're not going to make a real call. 347 00:13:17,691 --> 00:13:20,693 You're going to pretend to talk, pretend to dial, 348 00:13:20,694 --> 00:13:23,329 and then mime hanging up. 349 00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:25,164 And what is the point? 350 00:13:25,231 --> 00:13:26,866 You're going to leave this briefcase 351 00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:29,002 in that phone booth. 352 00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,136 Uh-huh. 353 00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:32,806 And then a man is going to come and make a call. 354 00:13:32,872 --> 00:13:35,608 A... a real call, or will he mime it? 355 00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,210 It doesn't matter. 356 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,578 The point is, he's going to leave with the briefcase. 357 00:13:39,713 --> 00:13:41,915 Well, I can't wait till that moment, 358 00:13:41,981 --> 00:13:43,549 when this briefcase is gone, 359 00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:46,052 'cause this has been nothing but trouble. 360 00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:48,822 Well, we're doing this so that she can leave tomorrow. 361 00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:50,990 Yes, and the minute she goes, 362 00:13:51,057 --> 00:13:54,160 I give a major donation to the Red Cross. 363 00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:55,795 Well, she'll be gone. [laughs] 364 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:59,065 But you've got to admit, it's been exciting. 365 00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:00,900 I don't know how you could volunteer 366 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,368 for something like this. 367 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:05,739 Well, you know, we just drag around in this, 368 00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:09,175 our everyday marriage, and I just thought, 369 00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:12,011 you know, this is something so different and... 370 00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:14,038 Yeah, 'cause, you know, she gives you these books, 371 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,349 and it fills your head full of... you know? 372 00:14:16,415 --> 00:14:19,352 I'm glad she didn't give you Mein Kampf. 373 00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:22,956 And then you give them to your silly book club, 374 00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:25,658 and then these ladies get crazy. 375 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:27,026 You're in pretty good shape. 376 00:14:27,093 --> 00:14:28,627 When you ran up those stairs 377 00:14:28,762 --> 00:14:31,664 and you went leaping over those roofs? 378 00:14:31,765 --> 00:14:33,566 Yeah, it's amazing what the human body can do 379 00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:35,769 when it's being chased by a policeman. 380 00:14:35,802 --> 00:14:37,771 It's 3:00, go. 381 00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:41,540 You know, you volunteered for the thing, 382 00:14:41,607 --> 00:14:44,778 and all the dirty work, I have to do. 383 00:14:44,811 --> 00:14:46,079 'Cause I'm the lookout. 384 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,781 I have better ears and better eyes, 385 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,082 and... and I'm sharper. 386 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,918 Yes, you should put me in a home. 387 00:14:51,985 --> 00:14:53,652 Be right back. 388 00:15:25,318 --> 00:15:28,054 Okay, now what? 389 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:30,256 Now we wait until the man comes to pick it up. 390 00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:31,824 Then we split. 391 00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:35,628 Yes, but, uh, that's not a man, 392 00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:38,431 or he's in drag. 393 00:15:38,497 --> 00:15:40,834 [Kay] I'm pretty sure she said a man. 394 00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:44,303 [Sidney] Well, that's not a man. That's a woman. 395 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:45,905 [Kay] It is a woman, isn't it? 396 00:15:45,972 --> 00:15:47,573 Yes, it's a woman, and she's... 397 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,909 and she's picking it up. 398 00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:52,245 Well, let's... 399 00:15:52,311 --> 00:15:54,380 Maybe the plan has been changed. 400 00:15:54,447 --> 00:15:56,715 Can you go back and just very subtly try to find out 401 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:59,252 whether that's the person who's supposed to pick it up? 402 00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:00,619 How am I going to find out? 403 00:16:00,686 --> 00:16:02,421 What are you talking about? 404 00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:04,557 Maybe just take the briefcase back. 405 00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:06,059 How am I gonna get it back? 406 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:08,761 Just say that you left it there by mistake. 407 00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,305 It's a mistake, and it's your package, 408 00:16:10,329 --> 00:16:11,865 and you want it back. Come on. 409 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:14,533 Jesus, you sit here with these brilliant notions, 410 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,235 and I carry them out. 411 00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:25,979 - Uh, excuse me, miss? - Yeah? 412 00:16:26,045 --> 00:16:27,981 [stammering] I left my... that's mine. 413 00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:29,348 I left it in there. 414 00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:31,017 How do I know that? 415 00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:34,353 Well, I'm telling you, I left my... I was just... 416 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,022 All I see is you running out of a café. 417 00:16:36,089 --> 00:16:37,890 How do I know that's yours? 418 00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:39,892 'Cause I'm telling you it's my brief... 419 00:16:39,893 --> 00:16:41,360 [stammering] I left it in there. 420 00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:42,595 Give me some proof. 421 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:44,063 I don't know that's yours. 422 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,232 I'm telling you it's my briefcase. 423 00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:48,101 - Believe me. - No, this is not... 424 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,647 this should go to the lost and found. 425 00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:51,204 No, no, no, no, it's mine. 426 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,006 - I promise you it's mine. - Don't grab it! 427 00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:54,749 - I'm not grabbing! I'm... - You just grabbed it. 428 00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:56,051 I'm taking it. I'm not grabbing it. 429 00:16:56,075 --> 00:16:57,510 Well, no. Just... [laughs] 430 00:16:57,576 --> 00:17:00,046 I... I understand that you think this is yours, 431 00:17:00,113 --> 00:17:02,073 but I wouldn't fight with me, if I were you, okay? 432 00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:03,917 I'm not fighting. It's my brief... 433 00:17:03,983 --> 00:17:05,384 It's my briefcase. 434 00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:07,453 Don't grab it. I'm doing the right thing. 435 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,654 Officer! 436 00:17:08,721 --> 00:17:09,989 Don't, no, it's not... 437 00:17:10,056 --> 00:17:11,433 This should go to the lost and found. 438 00:17:11,457 --> 00:17:12,658 I went to make a phone call. 439 00:17:12,725 --> 00:17:13,960 I find this briefcase. 440 00:17:14,027 --> 00:17:15,337 This man comes running out of a café, 441 00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:16,963 telling me it's his briefcase. 442 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,670 - How do I know that? - It's my briefcase. 443 00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:20,375 - Trying to do the right thing. - It's my briefcase. 444 00:17:20,399 --> 00:17:22,035 - Okay, okay, okay. - Thank you, Officer. 445 00:17:22,101 --> 00:17:23,336 Can you identify it? 446 00:17:23,402 --> 00:17:26,239 Can I... yes, it's a briefcase. 447 00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:27,740 What's in it? 448 00:17:27,806 --> 00:17:28,942 What's in the briefcase? 449 00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:30,609 Yeah, tell me, and I'll check. 450 00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:36,115 You know, it's. I don't... 451 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,650 It's not really my briefcase. 452 00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:38,985 So I was kidding. [laughs] 453 00:17:39,052 --> 00:17:40,129 Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 454 00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:41,420 What's your name? 455 00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:43,957 Muntzinger, Sidney. S. J. Muntzinger. 456 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:45,824 Perhaps you've read some of my books. 457 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,995 The S is for Sidney, the J... 458 00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,696 I just put that in for prestige, 459 00:17:50,763 --> 00:17:51,864 like Harry S Truman. 460 00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,766 Let me tell you something. 461 00:17:53,832 --> 00:17:55,734 Claiming that this was yours 462 00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:57,403 was not a very nice thing to do. 463 00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,573 Oh, I'm a congenital liar. 464 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:03,776 My family, it's in the genes, we... 465 00:18:03,842 --> 00:18:05,111 Okay, good, you know what? 466 00:18:05,178 --> 00:18:06,488 Move along now, or I'm gonna have to 467 00:18:06,512 --> 00:18:08,147 arrest you for attempted theft, okay? 468 00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:09,715 Put me down for two tickets 469 00:18:09,782 --> 00:18:11,717 to the Policeman-Fireman Tug of War. 470 00:18:11,784 --> 00:18:12,885 It's my favorite event. 471 00:18:12,986 --> 00:18:14,687 Okay, all right, thank you. 472 00:18:14,753 --> 00:18:16,522 - Have a good day. - Thank you, Officer. 473 00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:17,690 You got it. 474 00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:26,699 Hey. 475 00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:28,167 Hey. 476 00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:29,902 Where you off to? 477 00:18:30,003 --> 00:18:32,605 I was never very good at reading a map. 478 00:18:32,671 --> 00:18:34,607 Ah, of where? 479 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:39,045 Upstate New York. 480 00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:42,115 Hmm, so I guess you're really going. 481 00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:44,517 I have no choice. 482 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,585 Well, I'm gonna be sad to see you go. 483 00:18:49,855 --> 00:18:51,490 I can't stay here. 484 00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:55,027 So what is it? 485 00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:57,030 Canada, Cuba? 486 00:18:57,063 --> 00:18:58,531 Cuba. 487 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,235 And suppose I went with you? 488 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:04,170 It's not a good idea. 489 00:19:04,237 --> 00:19:07,340 Why? Think about it. 490 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:10,209 Get to know each other under the Caribbean moon. 491 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:12,211 Oh, snap out of it, come on. 492 00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:15,348 I'm on the run, and you're getting married. 493 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:19,252 I'm a devoted revolutionary, and until this world 494 00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:21,920 changes for the better, my fight goes on. 495 00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:23,556 Me too now. 496 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:26,559 What the hell would you do in Cuba? 497 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,928 We'd work together to make the world a better place. 498 00:19:30,063 --> 00:19:32,098 We could... It's not like here. 499 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:33,266 Things are much cheaper. 500 00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:35,101 We could find a way to get by. 501 00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:36,802 You'd end up waiting tables. 502 00:19:36,869 --> 00:19:38,237 Is that what you want? 503 00:19:38,304 --> 00:19:40,239 Yes, if I had to, I would. 504 00:19:40,306 --> 00:19:42,108 And meanwhile, I'd work to organize 505 00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:43,742 an agricultural collective. 506 00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:46,279 You couldn't work at an agricultural collective 507 00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:48,614 if they gave you seeds and a shovel. 508 00:19:48,681 --> 00:19:51,484 Do you know how long you'd last in Cuba? 509 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:54,086 I know I'm in love with you. 510 00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,088 Forget it. 511 00:19:56,089 --> 00:19:57,690 Tomorrow, I'm out of here. 512 00:20:09,135 --> 00:20:11,937 God, Sid. 513 00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:16,109 Sid, we... you lost all her money. 514 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,811 What do you mean I lost all her money? 515 00:20:18,877 --> 00:20:20,179 What did you expect me to do? 516 00:20:20,246 --> 00:20:22,515 Open the briefcase with the cop there? 517 00:20:22,581 --> 00:20:24,717 Yes, Officer, I always carry around 518 00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:27,052 $30,000 in Cuban money 519 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,222 in case I want to buy black bean soup. 520 00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:34,059 Were you able to do it? 521 00:20:34,127 --> 00:20:35,394 [Kay] Uh... uh... 522 00:20:35,461 --> 00:20:36,929 You did transfer the money, right? 523 00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:38,331 Nothing went wrong? 524 00:20:38,397 --> 00:20:39,998 Well, yes, one small thing went wrong. 525 00:20:40,065 --> 00:20:41,167 Everything. 526 00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:43,402 What? I was counting on this. 527 00:20:43,469 --> 00:20:45,438 Well, don't count on it. Do it yourself. 528 00:20:45,504 --> 00:20:48,006 For God's sake, we're not professional criminals. 529 00:20:48,073 --> 00:20:49,842 You know, I'm writing a sitcom. 530 00:20:49,908 --> 00:20:51,076 It was our first time 531 00:20:51,144 --> 00:20:52,578 jumping from rooftop to rooftop. 532 00:20:52,645 --> 00:20:55,114 Christ, she comes in here full of, you know, 533 00:20:55,181 --> 00:20:58,917 half-baked ideas about Fidel and... and Che 534 00:20:58,984 --> 00:21:01,754 and... and the great Chairman Mao, you know, 535 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:03,689 one of the few overweight Chinese. 536 00:21:03,756 --> 00:21:05,891 [Kay] It was a simple pick up and drop. 537 00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,226 It was supposed to be. 538 00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:09,395 Yeah, very simple, except, the guy 539 00:21:09,462 --> 00:21:11,597 making the pickup was followed by the police. 540 00:21:11,664 --> 00:21:13,166 [Lenny] What? 541 00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,301 [Kay] I think they're closing in on us, Lenny. 542 00:21:15,368 --> 00:21:18,304 They got a pretty good look at Sid. 543 00:21:18,371 --> 00:21:19,905 You didn't tell me that. 544 00:21:19,972 --> 00:21:21,807 I didn't want to worry you. 545 00:21:21,874 --> 00:21:25,511 Jesus Christ, you know, you're jumping around the roof 546 00:21:25,578 --> 00:21:28,747 like Batman, and she's safe up in her room 547 00:21:28,814 --> 00:21:33,185 reading Spartacus and coming to all the wrong conclusions. 548 00:21:33,186 --> 00:21:34,987 That money was for my escape. 549 00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:39,492 Hey, this is not how I want to spend my golden years. 550 00:21:39,558 --> 00:21:41,194 Look, I know they're closing in on us, 551 00:21:41,227 --> 00:21:43,529 but we have a little bit of time. 552 00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:46,232 I just... I have to keep a low profile... 553 00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:47,566 [muffled crashing, booming] 554 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:49,435 - [Kay] What was that? - Jesus. 555 00:21:49,502 --> 00:21:51,870 God, I told Allen not to make a bomb 556 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:54,207 without me there.