1 00:00:00,852 --> 00:00:03,853 ["It's Forever" by The Ebonys] 2 00:00:03,922 --> 00:00:08,224 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:08,293 --> 00:00:09,792 Would you like a drink while you wait? 4 00:00:09,861 --> 00:00:12,528 Uh, yeah, just a little more water, please. 5 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:20,336 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:30,313 ♪ La la la la la la ♪ 7 00:00:30,381 --> 00:00:37,650 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:37,682 --> 00:00:39,288 ♪ La la la la la la ♪ 9 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:40,923 Van. 10 00:00:40,992 --> 00:00:45,161 ♪ ♪ 11 00:00:45,229 --> 00:00:47,463 [whispering] Hi, baby. 12 00:00:47,532 --> 00:00:50,232 How are you? 13 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:51,434 Oh, it's good to see you. 14 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:52,468 Oh, you too, honey. 15 00:00:52,537 --> 00:00:53,869 You smell good. 16 00:00:53,938 --> 00:00:56,038 - What is that? - It's Boucheron. 17 00:00:56,107 --> 00:00:57,473 Oh, okay. 18 00:00:57,604 --> 00:00:58,571 I'm gonna try that. 19 00:00:58,596 --> 00:01:00,876 It smells good. 20 00:01:00,945 --> 00:01:02,645 - I'm sorry I'm late. - No, no, no. 21 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:05,581 I know you're a working girl. Don't worry, it's fine. 22 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:08,250 [giggles] 23 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,986 It's good to see you. You look really good. 24 00:01:10,054 --> 00:01:11,954 - Oh, thank you. You too. - Mhm. 25 00:01:12,023 --> 00:01:13,459 - Yeah, I like your hair. - Really? 26 00:01:13,484 --> 00:01:15,157 - Yeah, yeah, it's cute. - Thanks. 27 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:16,792 Looks better than the last time. 28 00:01:16,861 --> 00:01:18,561 Did you go to that shop I told you to go to? 29 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,208 - Fernando's? - No. 30 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:21,664 I went to this place that I found in Midtown. 31 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,210 Yeah, you should've went to Fernando's. 32 00:01:23,235 --> 00:01:24,935 Girl, I'm telling you, he's the best. 33 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,469 He's the best. 34 00:01:26,494 --> 00:01:28,561 - He will fix those roots. - Hmm. 35 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,992 - Mm-hmm. - How much does Fernando charge? 36 00:01:31,109 --> 00:01:33,542 - Oh, well, he ain't cheap. - Okay. 37 00:01:33,611 --> 00:01:35,911 Well, who's paying for yours? 38 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:38,180 Because I actually have to pay for mine. 39 00:01:38,249 --> 00:01:39,628 Van, come on. 40 00:01:39,653 --> 00:01:42,054 Come on. 41 00:01:42,214 --> 00:01:43,283 - I don't know if you remember... - Okay. 42 00:01:43,308 --> 00:01:46,209 - what that's actually like. - Okay, okay. 43 00:01:46,391 --> 00:01:47,757 Good evening, ladies. 44 00:01:47,869 --> 00:01:49,402 Can I get you anything else to drink? 45 00:01:49,427 --> 00:01:51,904 Yeah, actually, I would like some wine maybe. 46 00:01:51,929 --> 00:01:52,795 Like a Chardonnay. 47 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:54,820 Why don't we do, like, a bottle of something? 48 00:01:54,932 --> 00:01:56,532 Do you have something sweet? 49 00:01:56,601 --> 00:01:57,933 - Riesling's good. - Okay, yeah. 50 00:01:58,002 --> 00:01:59,568 Let's do a bottle of that. 51 00:01:59,637 --> 00:02:02,313 - Van, good? - Great. Okay. 52 00:02:02,338 --> 00:02:04,645 - Are you two ready to order? - Yeah, um... 53 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:06,469 - I mean, I am, if you are. - Yeah, it's fine. 54 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,344 I just didn't want to hold us up. 55 00:02:07,369 --> 00:02:08,573 No, it's fine, don't worry about it, go ahead. 56 00:02:08,574 --> 00:02:10,413 I'm gonna have the pad Thai with chicken. 57 00:02:10,481 --> 00:02:11,649 - Excellent. - Okay. 58 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:14,235 And, um, I'll go ahead and do the snapper 59 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,418 and snake bean salad. 60 00:02:15,486 --> 00:02:16,919 - Great choice. - Yup, great. 61 00:02:16,988 --> 00:02:18,491 - Thanks. - Be right back. 62 00:02:18,516 --> 00:02:19,855 Thank you. 63 00:02:19,924 --> 00:02:21,691 Oh, Van. 64 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:25,628 [both laugh] 65 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:27,223 I'm so glad I got to catch you. 66 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,396 Yeah, I know. I know. 67 00:02:29,421 --> 00:02:31,133 - When do you leave tomorrow? - 9:00. 68 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:32,301 - Oh. - Yeah. 69 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,236 Damn, that's a short trip. 70 00:02:34,305 --> 00:02:36,272 When did you get in? You got in, what, yesterday? 71 00:02:36,297 --> 00:02:38,434 - No, day before yesterday. - You flew Delta? 72 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,643 No, private. 73 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:43,212 - Oh. - [laughs] 74 00:02:43,281 --> 00:02:44,780 I mean, yeah. 75 00:02:44,849 --> 00:02:46,354 Yeah, but it wasn't, like, the nice P.J., 76 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:48,417 it was like those rent-a-P.J.'s. 77 00:02:48,762 --> 00:02:50,095 I'm leaving on Delta, though. 78 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,287 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 79 00:02:51,355 --> 00:02:52,688 Where you gonna go? You gonna go home? 80 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,557 Uh, no... well, back to New York, 81 00:02:54,582 --> 00:02:55,706 check out this apartment I like 82 00:02:55,731 --> 00:02:57,280 and then to London. 83 00:02:57,305 --> 00:02:58,872 - London? - Yep. 84 00:02:58,996 --> 00:03:00,796 - Wow. - Yeah. 85 00:03:00,865 --> 00:03:02,890 And you're gonna go with a friend, or... 86 00:03:02,915 --> 00:03:06,116 No, just a special NBA player friend. 87 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,761 Okay. 88 00:03:07,823 --> 00:03:10,100 I got it, but it's not the same NBA player... 89 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:11,951 - Oh, no, girl. - That you're visiting here? 90 00:03:11,976 --> 00:03:13,476 - No, mm-mm, no. - Mm-hmm. 91 00:03:13,629 --> 00:03:15,962 I mean, London's okay, I guess. 92 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,413 Just too much rain. 93 00:03:17,482 --> 00:03:19,281 Makes my hair frizzy. 94 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:21,250 Oh, but I love Paris. 95 00:03:21,363 --> 00:03:22,662 Girl, have you been? 96 00:03:22,687 --> 00:03:23,853 I went last month. 97 00:03:23,878 --> 00:03:25,978 Look, let me show you. 98 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:27,323 Okay, look, look. 99 00:03:27,391 --> 00:03:30,926 There I go in Versailles, looking like... 100 00:03:30,995 --> 00:03:32,561 looking like black Marie Antoinette. 101 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,396 [laughs] 102 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:36,365 It's beautiful. 103 00:03:36,434 --> 00:03:38,000 - Yeah. - You look beautiful. 104 00:03:38,069 --> 00:03:39,835 You know, you should come with me next time. 105 00:03:39,904 --> 00:03:40,873 - Girl. - It'll be fun. 106 00:03:40,898 --> 00:03:42,828 - It'll be fun! - I have a daughter. 107 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,211 - I can't leave. - Oh. 108 00:03:44,236 --> 00:03:45,441 That's cute. 109 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:48,144 You know, sometimes I wish I had a kid, but then I'm like, 110 00:03:48,212 --> 00:03:51,013 ugh, God no. 111 00:03:51,082 --> 00:03:53,360 You know, I guess when the time is right, I'll have a kid. 112 00:03:53,508 --> 00:03:54,727 Yeah, I'm sure. 113 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:56,738 I'm sure as soon as you find the right guy. 114 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:58,053 ♪ ♪ 115 00:03:58,379 --> 00:04:00,564 Yeah, the right guy. Mm-hmm. 116 00:04:01,176 --> 00:04:03,432 I guess. 117 00:04:03,457 --> 00:04:05,691 - So how have you been? - So, how's your mom? 118 00:04:05,863 --> 00:04:08,631 - Sorry. - I'm sorry. 119 00:04:08,839 --> 00:04:10,042 You go, I'm sorry. 120 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:12,501 How've you been? I haven't seen you. 121 00:04:12,570 --> 00:04:15,004 I'm, um, I'm busy. 122 00:04:15,072 --> 00:04:16,372 - Yeah? - I'm busy. 123 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,773 I'm good. 124 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:20,276 Well, you look great. 125 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,178 - You do, I'm serious. - Thank you. 126 00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:24,280 Oh, I ran into Kerry Clopton. 127 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,059 You remember her, from fifth grade? 128 00:04:26,191 --> 00:04:27,360 - Yeah. - You know, the girl. 129 00:04:27,385 --> 00:04:30,352 She look like she got a rake dragged across her face. 130 00:04:30,554 --> 00:04:31,765 [laughs] 131 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:34,224 On Facebook, it said she was in a car accident. 132 00:04:34,659 --> 00:04:39,028 ♪ ♪ 133 00:04:39,096 --> 00:04:40,963 Here we are. 134 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,065 You know, can I actually get 135 00:04:43,134 --> 00:04:44,733 some chopsticks when you get a chance? 136 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:46,135 - Um... - Of course. 137 00:04:46,204 --> 00:04:49,038 Yeah, I don't think we got any. 138 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,240 - Chopsticks? - What? 139 00:04:51,309 --> 00:04:52,775 Thai people don't use chopsticks. 140 00:04:53,005 --> 00:04:54,420 [laughs] 141 00:04:54,445 --> 00:04:55,845 I mean, well, Americans think they do 142 00:04:55,913 --> 00:04:57,713 because they're Asian, but they don't. 143 00:04:57,782 --> 00:04:59,982 - I just like chopsticks. - Oh, okay. 144 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:02,051 Okay. 145 00:05:02,119 --> 00:05:04,386 So what are you doing after this? 146 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:07,623 This dude I know, he's having some, like, listening party... 147 00:05:07,692 --> 00:05:10,059 It sounds cool, but I can't. I have Lottie. 148 00:05:10,127 --> 00:05:11,955 Oh, come on, Grandma. 149 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,683 - Come on, it'll be fun. - I also have work in the morning. 150 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,122 Yeah, and I have a flight. 151 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:16,686 - Look, call Earn... - I'm not calling Earn. 152 00:05:16,711 --> 00:05:18,083 And then have... why? 153 00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:20,236 I don't know, he's busy. 154 00:05:20,304 --> 00:05:23,239 Yeah, I see his Snapchat sometimes, and he looks... 155 00:05:23,307 --> 00:05:27,042 he looks busy. 156 00:05:27,155 --> 00:05:28,588 Wait, are you... 157 00:05:28,613 --> 00:05:30,579 are you still seeing him? 158 00:05:30,648 --> 00:05:32,281 We have a daughter. 159 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:35,150 - I mean, I still go out, but... - Is he living with you? 160 00:05:35,693 --> 00:05:37,593 When he can afford to, yes. 161 00:05:37,618 --> 00:05:40,756 Mmm. [giggles] 162 00:05:41,286 --> 00:05:42,992 Y'all are funny. 163 00:05:43,227 --> 00:05:45,331 You two are funny. 164 00:05:45,356 --> 00:05:46,679 [laughs] 165 00:05:46,704 --> 00:05:48,325 Oh, okay. 166 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:50,532 I mean, you used to make fun of girls like you. 167 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,435 You realize that, right? 168 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,378 No, I'm serious, Van. 169 00:05:55,403 --> 00:05:57,703 You know, you really need to think about your value. 170 00:05:57,771 --> 00:06:00,905 - I'm sorry? - Like, what is your value? 171 00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:02,378 Wait, what are you asking me right now? 172 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,609 Like, why are you messing around 173 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:05,020 with this broke-ass nigga? Like, you... 174 00:06:05,045 --> 00:06:06,100 - Whatever. - Van. 175 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:08,090 I know what my worth is. I don't want to be out here 176 00:06:08,115 --> 00:06:09,996 dating a million football players... that's your style. 177 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,487 Hey, hey, look. 178 00:06:11,555 --> 00:06:13,756 Women need to be valuable. 179 00:06:13,824 --> 00:06:16,292 Black women have to be valuable. 180 00:06:16,575 --> 00:06:17,993 Come on, the NBA players that I fuck with, 181 00:06:18,062 --> 00:06:19,788 they fuck with me because I provide a service, 182 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,897 and I am worth it. 183 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:24,533 I am cultured, intelligent, and beautiful. 184 00:06:24,602 --> 00:06:26,001 And that is hard... Van! 185 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:29,238 Look at me. That is hard to come by. 186 00:06:29,307 --> 00:06:32,474 That kind of black and white mentality might work for you, 187 00:06:32,543 --> 00:06:35,144 but for those of us who don't live on whether a linebacker 188 00:06:35,212 --> 00:06:36,436 - swipes left or right... - That's not what I'm talking. 189 00:06:36,461 --> 00:06:39,114 On my goddamn ass, then there's a gray area. 190 00:06:39,139 --> 00:06:41,373 Stop, Van, he's running around on you, girl. 191 00:06:41,398 --> 00:06:42,955 - Oh, so what? - What you mean, "So what"? 192 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:45,340 So what? You don't think that I'm going out on dates? 193 00:06:46,051 --> 00:06:47,289 You don't think that I'm running around? 194 00:06:47,358 --> 00:06:48,991 You don't think that I ever decline his calls 195 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,444 because I have some guy wrapped around me 196 00:06:50,469 --> 00:06:51,425 with his tongue down my throat? 197 00:06:51,450 --> 00:06:53,627 I mean, come on! Really? 198 00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:57,599 ["The Masquerade" by George Benson] 199 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,401 Here we go. 200 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:05,040 ♪ ♪ 201 00:07:05,372 --> 00:07:06,875 Enjoy. 202 00:07:06,944 --> 00:07:14,683 ♪ ♪ 203 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:25,461 ♪ Are we really happy here ♪ 204 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:29,465 ♪ With this lonely game we play ♪ 205 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,067 ♪ ♪ 206 00:07:32,488 --> 00:07:36,638 ♪ Looking for words to say ♪ 207 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,073 [camera shutter clicks] 208 00:07:38,142 --> 00:07:42,478 ♪ ♪ 209 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:45,981 ♪ Searching but not finding ♪ 210 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,084 Oh, Kevin's here. 211 00:07:49,153 --> 00:07:50,886 - Wait, what? - Kevin's here. 212 00:07:50,955 --> 00:07:52,187 He's taking us to the listening launch. 213 00:07:52,587 --> 00:07:53,259 Jayde. 214 00:07:53,284 --> 00:07:55,101 He's got a friend for you, too. 215 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,158 Cute. 216 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:57,893 [laughs] 217 00:07:58,017 --> 00:07:59,638 - Hey, baby, how you doing? - Wait, what? 218 00:07:59,663 --> 00:08:01,163 - Hey, boo. Hey. - Come on, sit down. 219 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:02,932 - This is my boy, CJ. - Hey. 220 00:08:02,957 --> 00:08:04,824 - How's it going? - Hi. 221 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,502 Dang, you looking good. 222 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,971 - You too. - Well, listen. 223 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,739 Um, y'all finished, though? 224 00:08:10,808 --> 00:08:12,109 - 'Cause we're gonna get ready... - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 225 00:08:12,142 --> 00:08:13,933 - and get out of here. I'll take the check. - Okay. 226 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,257 So, hey, sweetheart. 227 00:08:15,558 --> 00:08:17,179 What's your name? 228 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:18,547 Vanessa. 229 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:21,583 Vanessa. Okay, okay. 230 00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:23,429 Well, you're looking beautiful. 231 00:08:23,454 --> 00:08:25,142 I'm talking fine like shine, girl. 232 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:27,231 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay? 233 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,977 Wait, wait, you're gonna take your jacket to the bathroom? 234 00:08:29,002 --> 00:08:30,118 Mm-hmm. 235 00:08:30,294 --> 00:08:31,860 ♪ ♪ 236 00:08:31,973 --> 00:08:33,288 She's... 237 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,980 it's a girl thing. 238 00:08:35,132 --> 00:08:35,964 ♪ ♪ 239 00:08:48,357 --> 00:08:50,157 Hey, pretty girl. 240 00:08:50,226 --> 00:08:51,725 Hi. 241 00:08:51,794 --> 00:08:53,294 I'm sorry. 242 00:08:53,362 --> 00:08:55,296 Van, I'm sorry. 243 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,156 I just wanted to hang out with my girl tonight, 244 00:08:57,181 --> 00:08:58,614 and I messed up. 245 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,993 I did, okay? I know I did. 246 00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:01,343 I'm sorry, please don't leave. 247 00:09:01,368 --> 00:09:02,968 It's fine, have fun being valuable. 248 00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:04,490 Come on, let's just go to this listening party 249 00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,403 for, like, five minutes. 250 00:09:06,443 --> 00:09:09,277 I told you, I don't feel like it. 251 00:09:09,346 --> 00:09:10,512 It'll be like old times. 252 00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:11,780 Exactly. 253 00:09:11,849 --> 00:09:13,315 And do you remember that, in old times, 254 00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:15,684 you always used to hook me up with the uglier dudes? 255 00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:17,259 [laughing] Oh, my God. 256 00:09:17,284 --> 00:09:19,518 Okay, CJ is not that bad. 257 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:21,456 Seriously, I mean, yeah, he's like... 258 00:09:21,525 --> 00:09:23,573 he's like a lawyer or something. 259 00:09:23,598 --> 00:09:25,364 I think. [laughs] 260 00:09:25,629 --> 00:09:27,896 I'm more valuable than that shit. 261 00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:29,898 You know what? Hold on. 262 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,800 Look what I got you. 263 00:09:31,869 --> 00:09:32,834 Mm-mm. 264 00:09:32,903 --> 00:09:34,669 I got this just for you. 265 00:09:34,738 --> 00:09:36,004 I know you want it. Yes, you do. 266 00:09:36,073 --> 00:09:37,096 - No. - Yes. 267 00:09:37,121 --> 00:09:39,141 - Hell no. - Yes... hell yes. 268 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:40,344 I have work in the morning. 269 00:09:40,369 --> 00:09:42,677 No, get your raggedy purse-having ass 270 00:09:42,702 --> 00:09:44,615 in this car right now. 271 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,640 Come on! Get in this car. 272 00:09:46,665 --> 00:09:48,932 Get in this car! You... get in here! 273 00:09:49,098 --> 00:09:50,664 [laughs] 274 00:09:50,787 --> 00:09:53,822 ["Oui" by Jeremih] 275 00:09:53,891 --> 00:09:55,090 ♪ Uh ♪ 276 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,859 ♪ Uh uh uh-huh ♪ 277 00:09:57,928 --> 00:10:00,595 - ♪ Uh uh huh ♪ - Mmm. 278 00:10:00,847 --> 00:10:02,680 - Yes. - [giggles] 279 00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:04,766 Yes. 280 00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:06,535 Yup. 281 00:10:06,603 --> 00:10:08,049 What about your friend? 282 00:10:08,221 --> 00:10:09,271 [coughs] 283 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,173 Man, fuck them niggas. 284 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:12,774 He can wait. 285 00:10:12,843 --> 00:10:14,309 He wants me high. 286 00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:15,443 Believe me. 287 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,650 [chuckles] 288 00:10:18,675 --> 00:10:19,941 [chuckles] 289 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:22,384 - What? - Shit. 290 00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:23,933 What? Come on. 291 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:27,323 Is this that elephant shit you gave me at Rihanna? 292 00:10:27,357 --> 00:10:30,125 Mm-hmm. 293 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,293 [coughs] 294 00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:33,080 [coughs] 295 00:10:33,161 --> 00:10:34,427 Bitch, it might be. 296 00:10:34,464 --> 00:10:38,166 - [laughs] - [coughs] 297 00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:41,102 [both giggling] 298 00:10:41,171 --> 00:10:42,404 Oh, man. 299 00:10:42,472 --> 00:10:45,106 [both giggling] 300 00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:46,508 - Wait. Oh, wait, wait. - Give me. 301 00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:49,578 Take a picture of me real fast. 302 00:10:49,646 --> 00:10:51,079 Take a picture of me real fast. 303 00:10:51,148 --> 00:10:54,316 I'm gonna show you something. Wait. 304 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:55,817 Mm. 305 00:10:56,077 --> 00:10:58,720 - You want flash, right? - Mm-hmm. 306 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,970 Mm, mm. Girl, hold on. 307 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,395 - Go up. - All right. 308 00:11:02,593 --> 00:11:05,227 ♪ ♪ 309 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,695 [camera shutter clicks] 310 00:11:06,763 --> 00:11:08,196 [chuckles] 311 00:11:08,265 --> 00:11:09,897 ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪ 312 00:11:09,922 --> 00:11:11,321 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I look like... 313 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:12,887 - Girl. - I look like I'm fat. 314 00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:14,178 Come on now. 315 00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:16,027 - Delete... - It reset. 316 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:17,798 You look like an Instagram escort. 317 00:11:17,823 --> 00:11:18,972 [laughs] 318 00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:20,328 You should be proud of that shit. 319 00:11:20,577 --> 00:11:22,410 ♪ ♪ 320 00:11:22,479 --> 00:11:24,913 ♪ I swear your [...] look best ♪ 321 00:11:24,982 --> 00:11:27,349 I love you, Van. 322 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,717 I love you. 323 00:11:28,785 --> 00:11:30,518 - [giggles] - I know. 324 00:11:30,587 --> 00:11:31,686 ♪ Oh baby maybe ♪ 325 00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:32,754 [laughs] 326 00:11:34,358 --> 00:11:37,192 [cell phone buzzes] 327 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:44,933 [cell phone continues buzzing] 328 00:11:54,612 --> 00:11:56,798 [cell phone continues buzzing] 329 00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:06,221 [cell phone continues buzzing] 330 00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:12,042 [cell phone continues buzzing] 331 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,999 Oh, fuck. 332 00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:23,521 [cell phone rings] 333 00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:25,913 - Hello? - Jayde, I'm fucked. 334 00:12:25,982 --> 00:12:27,948 My whole life is fucked. 335 00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:29,850 Okay, your whole life is not fucked. 336 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,696 - What happened? - I have a drug test today. 337 00:12:31,721 --> 00:12:33,654 Girl, you smoked yesterday. 338 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,609 - Girl, I'm being serious! - Me, too. 339 00:12:35,678 --> 00:12:36,982 I don't know the protocol for this. 340 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,178 I never had a job where smoking wasn't encouraged. 341 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,228 I don't know, can you ask someone? 342 00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:43,356 Yeah, let me ask a friend from the Hawks. 343 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:45,232 I mean, they get tested, and he smokes nonstop. 344 00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:47,268 Can you hurry? Because I got to be at work in two hours. 345 00:12:47,511 --> 00:12:48,644 I'll hurry, all right? 346 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,669 I got you. Bye. 347 00:13:05,622 --> 00:13:07,121 [cell phone buzzes] 348 00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,428 Shit. 349 00:13:14,642 --> 00:13:16,475 [door opens] 350 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,332 Hey. It's me. 351 00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:20,234 [door closes] 352 00:13:24,257 --> 00:13:26,173 Hey, what's up? 353 00:13:26,319 --> 00:13:27,685 Hey. 354 00:13:29,178 --> 00:13:31,946 What's wrong? You look weird. 355 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:33,764 I'm tired. 356 00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:36,297 - I just had a long night. - Mmhmm. 357 00:13:36,322 --> 00:13:38,189 How's Jayde? 358 00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:40,054 She's good. 359 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:43,757 She's going to New York, and then she's going to London. 360 00:13:44,164 --> 00:13:46,627 Uh-huh, with who? 361 00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:48,130 I can't keep up. 362 00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:49,229 [chuckles] 363 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:50,397 Right? 364 00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:52,266 Uh, she eat? 365 00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:54,902 No, not yet? 366 00:13:54,971 --> 00:13:56,437 It's cool, we'll pick something up. 367 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:57,771 You sure? You don't have to do that. 368 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,975 No, no, no. It's cool. 369 00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:03,058 Maybe you can get, like, an extra hour of sleep in? 370 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:03,955 You'll feel better. 371 00:14:04,497 --> 00:14:06,347 - All right. - Yeah. 372 00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:08,921 Dispatch, we've got a baby in a residential area, 373 00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:10,150 please advise. 374 00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:12,154 Yeah, she's adorable, bring backup. 375 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,262 - What is that? - I don't know. 376 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,323 Hey. 377 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,492 Could I get Alfred's number? 378 00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:21,362 - Uh, sure. - Thanks. 379 00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:24,365 What do you need Al for? 380 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,867 Uh, a friend of mine wants to meet him. 381 00:14:27,318 --> 00:14:30,281 Oh, uh, is it business? 382 00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:32,987 'Cause if it's business, I could set up that meeting, you know? 383 00:14:34,486 --> 00:14:37,721 - A lady friend. - Oh, okay. 384 00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:40,881 Matchmaking... that always goes well. 385 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,283 Here. I'm taking a shower. 386 00:14:43,738 --> 00:14:45,886 Okay. 387 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,836 What... what she doing? 388 00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:49,823 I don't know. 389 00:14:49,892 --> 00:14:52,126 - What she doing? - I don't know. 390 00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:53,660 What she doing? 391 00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:54,962 I don't know. 392 00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:56,404 [coos] 393 00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:06,320 _ 394 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:07,287 _ 395 00:15:07,311 --> 00:15:09,362 _ 396 00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:11,495 _ 397 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:21,227 King Coco's Crunch-os! 398 00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:23,305 The legend is true! 399 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:25,260 Give me that crunch! 400 00:15:25,285 --> 00:15:27,474 [giggles] 401 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,560 [cell phone buzzes] 402 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,050 But only kids can have Coconut Crunch-os! 403 00:15:32,075 --> 00:15:33,207 [cell phone buzzes] 404 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,533 That chocolate-y, coconut crunch in every bite. 405 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,001 [cell phone buzzes] 406 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,036 Oh, I can almost taste it! 407 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,839 [cell phone buzzes] 408 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:45,676 Oh, I got to have them Crunch-os! 409 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:48,022 Hello? 410 00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:50,881 Hey, Alfred, um, it's Van. 411 00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:54,950 Okay. 412 00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:56,151 Earn ain't here. 413 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,219 Yeah, I know. 414 00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:59,488 Um... 415 00:15:59,744 --> 00:16:02,011 I need your help. 416 00:16:02,218 --> 00:16:04,159 All right. 417 00:16:04,228 --> 00:16:06,428 I smoked last night. 418 00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:09,131 Smoked what? 419 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,277 Weed. That thing you sell. 420 00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:13,135 Hey, hey, hey, girl, I don't sell shit. 421 00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:15,537 You better get off my phone, talkin' that mess. 422 00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:16,972 How do you pass a drug test? 423 00:16:18,676 --> 00:16:19,908 You smoke? 424 00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:21,210 Yes. 425 00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:23,178 Alfred, I am allowed to smoke. 426 00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:25,872 Well, weed is for people who aren't going anywhere, though. 427 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,840 It's, like, for losers. 428 00:16:27,865 --> 00:16:29,118 Like, remember? 429 00:16:29,186 --> 00:16:32,032 Listen, I am calling you because I need your help. 430 00:16:32,218 --> 00:16:33,733 Yeah, yeah, but I'm petty, right? 431 00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,257 I'm Tom Petty. 432 00:16:35,282 --> 00:16:37,816 As much as you be getting on my ass about smoking, girl? 433 00:16:38,129 --> 00:16:40,829 Alfred, you have to help me. 434 00:16:40,898 --> 00:16:44,333 You know good and well that you ain't paying Earn anytime soon. 435 00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,935 Listen, I can't lose my job because I am all that we have. 436 00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:48,537 Okay? 437 00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:50,639 Look, my man, Bibby, he buys piss from somebody 438 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,642 and he put it in a condom and he tape it to his leg. 439 00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:56,222 I mean, is there anywhere I could even 440 00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:57,780 buy urine at this point? 441 00:16:58,387 --> 00:17:01,450 Probably not. 442 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:04,053 Look, I'll ask around for you, all right? 443 00:17:04,477 --> 00:17:06,055 All right. 444 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,114 - Let me know. - Uhhuh. 445 00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:20,169 ["Hit It And Quit It" by Funkadelic] 446 00:17:20,237 --> 00:17:25,707 ♪ ♪ 447 00:17:25,776 --> 00:17:28,377 ♪ I want you to hit it ♪ 448 00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:30,245 ♪ Good God hit it and quit it ♪ 449 00:17:30,314 --> 00:17:32,691 ♪ ♪ 450 00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:38,120 ♪ I want you to ♪ 451 00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:41,156 ♪ Oh mama hit it ♪ 452 00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:42,825 ♪ God hit it and quit it ♪ 453 00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:44,927 ♪ ♪ 454 00:17:44,995 --> 00:17:46,061 ♪ I want you to ♪ 455 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:50,566 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh yeah ♪ 456 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,068 ♪ Oh mama hit it ♪ 457 00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:54,736 ♪ Good God hit it and quit it ♪ 458 00:17:54,805 --> 00:17:56,738 ♪ ♪ 459 00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:57,906 ♪ I want you to ♪ 460 00:17:57,975 --> 00:18:00,509 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 461 00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:03,011 ♪ ♪ 462 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,613 ♪ You can shake it to the east ♪ 463 00:18:04,682 --> 00:18:06,515 ♪ Shake it to the west ♪ 464 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:08,317 ♪ Hit it ♪ 465 00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:10,119 ♪ Good God hit it and quit it ♪ 466 00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:12,721 ♪ ♪ 467 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,490 ♪ Yeah all up and down ♪ 468 00:18:14,558 --> 00:18:16,458 ♪ And move it all around ♪ 469 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:18,293 ♪ Hit it ♪ 470 00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:20,229 ♪ Good God hit it and quit it ♪ 471 00:18:20,297 --> 00:18:22,397 ♪ Yeah ♪ 472 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:24,166 ♪ You can shake it for dinner ♪ 473 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,268 ♪ Or you could spread it all around ♪ 474 00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,103 ♪ Hit it ♪ 475 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,105 ♪ Good God hit it and quit it ♪ 476 00:18:30,174 --> 00:18:33,075 ♪ ♪ 477 00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:36,345 ♪ I want you to hit it and quit it ♪ 478 00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:39,581 ♪ I want you to hit it and quit it ♪ 479 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:42,784 ♪ I want you to hit it and quit it ♪ 480 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:45,921 ♪ I want you to hit it and quit it ♪ 481 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:49,391 ♪ I want you to hit it and quit it ♪ 482 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:52,327 ♪ I want you to hit it and quit it ♪ 483 00:18:52,396 --> 00:19:00,135 ♪ ♪ 484 00:19:04,909 --> 00:19:06,508 ♪ You can shake it to the east ♪ 485 00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:08,577 ♪ Shake it to the west ♪ 486 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:10,379 ♪ Hit it ♪ 487 00:19:10,447 --> 00:19:12,080 ♪ Good God hit it and quit it ♪ 488 00:19:12,149 --> 00:19:14,483 ♪ ♪ 489 00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:15,384 ♪ You can shake it... ♪ 490 00:19:15,452 --> 00:19:16,451 Van. 491 00:19:16,607 --> 00:19:17,640 Alicia, hey. 492 00:19:17,665 --> 00:19:19,265 You running ISS today? 493 00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:22,758 Uh, yes, I'm supposed to. Yeah. 494 00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:24,126 I got Tobias right now. 495 00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:25,794 You want to know what this boy did? 496 00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:27,823 - Jamilah Hall? - Here! 497 00:19:27,932 --> 00:19:29,765 - Forrest Hunt? - Here. 498 00:19:30,112 --> 00:19:32,501 Tobias Walner? 499 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,802 Tobi... 500 00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:36,705 [indistinct chatter] 501 00:19:40,978 --> 00:19:43,212 - Why was he in white face? - I don't even know. 502 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:44,989 But he gonna get enough of fucking with me. 503 00:19:45,069 --> 00:19:46,481 - I know that. - Um... 504 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:49,110 Okay, just send him to Mr. Halford 'cause he loves him. 505 00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:50,552 Somebody needs to come get him. 506 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:52,842 I can't do it, Van, I'm not going to jail today. 507 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,935 Bring Mr. Halford down, and he will walk him to ISS, okay? 508 00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:57,659 Girl, I got to go. 509 00:19:57,728 --> 00:20:00,095 He gonna get enough. Watch. 510 00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:22,881 Okay. Just... 511 00:20:27,057 --> 00:20:29,858 [heartbeat thumping] 512 00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:38,066 [heartbeat continues thumping] 513 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:47,009 [groans] 514 00:20:47,253 --> 00:20:48,410 Ugh! 515 00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:51,280 [heartbeat continues thumping] 516 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,217 [school bell rings] 517 00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:01,123 [heartbeat continues thumping] 518 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:07,195 [balloon pops] 519 00:21:07,826 --> 00:21:09,059 Fuck! 520 00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:11,853 [intercom buzzes] 521 00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:13,177 Vanessa's here. 522 00:21:13,894 --> 00:21:15,593 Please send her in. 523 00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:20,210 Morning, Ms. Keifer. 524 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,302 I wanted to have a quick chat with you. 525 00:21:22,627 --> 00:21:25,394 - Um, didn't receive your sample... - I smoked weed. 526 00:21:28,098 --> 00:21:29,215 Okay. 527 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,441 Well, urine samples aren't sent off. 528 00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:34,503 The county can't afford quarterly drug tests 529 00:21:34,528 --> 00:21:37,662 for its employees, so after the first one, 530 00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:41,277 they're really just to keep people on their toes. 531 00:21:41,345 --> 00:21:44,346 Listen, everybody smokes weed. 532 00:21:44,415 --> 00:21:46,749 The system isn't made for these kids to succeed, 533 00:21:46,818 --> 00:21:49,018 and you got to shake it off somehow. 534 00:21:49,087 --> 00:21:50,886 - I get it. - [sighs] 535 00:21:52,987 --> 00:21:55,154 But unfortunately, you have admitted the use 536 00:21:55,223 --> 00:21:57,256 of an illegal substance to a superior, 537 00:21:57,325 --> 00:22:00,224 so I've got to fire you. 538 00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:02,061 To cover my own ass, as well as the school's. 539 00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:04,530 You understand. 540 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,102 Okay, let's say we had this conversation Friday. 541 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:11,729 That'll give you the week to get your things together, okay? 542 00:22:11,906 --> 00:22:15,141 You all right? 543 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,646 Come here. 544 00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:20,046 Yeah, you are. 545 00:22:20,114 --> 00:22:21,681 Whoo! 546 00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:24,406 You are loud. 547 00:22:24,652 --> 00:22:26,919 I mean, it's all in your hair. 548 00:22:56,884 --> 00:22:59,718 [cell phone buzzes] 549 00:23:00,703 --> 00:23:05,721 _ 550 00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:10,822 _ 551 00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:13,732 [school bell rings] 552 00:23:18,072 --> 00:23:19,405 Hey, Mike. 553 00:23:40,328 --> 00:23:43,229 ["Hit It And Quit It" by Funkadelic] 554 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:52,002 ♪ ♪ 555 00:23:52,417 --> 00:23:57,417 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com -