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♪ How do I say goodbye ♪
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♪ To what we had? ♪
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♪ The good times that made us laugh ♪
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♪ Outweigh the bad ♪
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So, this is why you took
a sick day from work...
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To make a slide show?
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Do you know how hard it is
to choose just the right song?
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You know, I tried it at first
with "I'll Make Love to You."
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It felt okay over Obama
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but got a little weird
over Sasha and Malia.
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Yeah.
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That's where it got weird.
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Okay.
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All right, then.
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Dre: She doesn't get it.
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With Obama leaving office,
it's made me think.
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Obama was more than just
the first black president.
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He was the culmination
of years of struggle
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to make sure our votes counted.
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1869... Congress passes
the 15th Amendment,
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giving black men the right to vote.
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1896... Louisiana passes
the Grandfather Clause
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to keep former slaves and
their descendants from voting.
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Registered black voters
drop from 44% to 4%.
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Through the 1940s,
poll taxes, literacy tests,
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and violent threats
prevent blacks from voting.
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1964... the 24th Amendment
makes poll tax illegal,
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and over 250,000 new
black voters are registered.
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2008... Obama.
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2011... three states pass
restrictive photo I.D. laws
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to try to stop us from voting again.
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Where we are is so tenuous
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and can be so easily taken away.
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That's why this current
election is so important.
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No, not this one.
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This one.
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Junior is running for
student body president
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against this guy.
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It may seem a little crazy
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that I'm investing real time
into a high-school election,
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but the world's losing
one black president.
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And I want to make sure
to give it another.
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The future of our entire
race rests on Junior.
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Okay, which one's more believable?
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This one? This one?
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One more time. This one? This one?
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This one? This one?
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Yep, this is my guy,
and getting him elected
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was going to be harder
than tricking America
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into putting a black man
in the White House... twice.
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Why aren't you answering?
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♪
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Why do we keep getting
this magazine Black Braids?
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I don't know. Why are you asking me?
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Uh...
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Okay, it's mine.
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Too damn old to be ashamed
of my proclivities.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Keep an eye out for Tax Evader.
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It won't have my name on it,
for obvious reasons.
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Ooh, ballots came today.
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- Huh.
- What?
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- They changed our polling place.
- Of course they did.
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They want to make it harder
for us to find them.
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That there's the reason
I don't vote in the first place.
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[Chuckling] You're kidding, right?
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You vote. You have to vote.
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[Clicks tongue] Of course you vote.
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You don't vote, do you?
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Why should I? The election's rigged.
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He's right. Why else you think
Bernie isn't the candidate?
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Because Hillary got more votes.
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- Or did she?
- She did.
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Maybe that's just what
they want you to believe.
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- Because it's the truth.
- Whose truth?
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- I'm not doing this with you.
- And I'm not voting this year.
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What's wrong with you?
We weren't raised that way.
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[Chuckles] We were raised
to boycott non-hemp fibers
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and use leeches as Band-Aids,
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so that argument's not great.
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Sideshow Bob here's
got a point, Rainbow.
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The system is broken.
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No, you're broken.
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And you are setting
a bad example for my son.
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No, they're right.
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- They're rigging the vote at school.
- What are you talking about?
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We're "supposedly" voting
for a new class pet.
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They say it's between a parrot,
a snake, and a guinea pig.
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But who are they kidding?
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They're not gonna let us get
something cool like a snake.
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Damn right, 'cause that's
a free-thinking animal.
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And it's not like they want
our vote anyway.
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They're having it during lunch
on chicken stars day.
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Yeah, no one's gonna show up for that.
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- Classic voter suppression.
- Okay.
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You need to suppress your face.
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So aggressive.
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Ooh, is that the new Black Braids?
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♪
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All right, guys, I'm gonna need all
hands on deck for this campaign.
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- Zoey, public liaison.
- Nope.
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Copy that. Jack, you are on snack duty.
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- Huh?
- Uh... never mind.
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Diane, accounts manager.
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I will do everything in my power
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to make sure your candidate loses.
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You know, I appreciate your candor,
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but I'm gonna need that button back.
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Oh, let me see this, Junior.
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"A new day with Andre." Okay.
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"Friend to some, acquaintance to many,
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unknown to most."
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- Huh.
- Don't worry.
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I've been preparing for this day
since I started high school.
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If elected, I would be the
most qualified president ever.
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- Mm-hmm?
- Perfect attendance,
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stellar grades,
every committee allowable,
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and I hit every
janitor retirement party.
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Why?
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You sound like my opponent.
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There are three keys to the
perfect election-day outfit...
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Breathability, walkability,
sensuability.
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We didn't fight for civil liberties
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so Grandma could vote in sweat pants.
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Who are you voting for?
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Whoever the Democrat is, baby.
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Without knowing where they stand
on any issue? Seems ignorant.
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Would it seem ignorant if I slapped
the taste out of your mouth?
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Oh, sweetie. Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
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Sometimes Grandma forgets
she's been saved.
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[Chuckles] Listen, precious. Listen.
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Ignorance is being unaware of
the dangers of the kitten heel.
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[Heel snaps] Oh! Oh! Oh!
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No! [Ding]
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No! Not Buchanan!
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90% of Buchanan votes
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were because the elderly
picked the wrong shoe.
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- [Chuckles]
- Your priorities seem off.
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God, Idris, alimony.
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My priorities are just fine, darling.
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[Chuckles]
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Lord, why is this child
testing me today?
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Zoey, guess who I saw at the store.
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- No.
- Cara's mom.
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She said Cara got early
admission into Princeton.
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- That's incredible.
- Well, not really.
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Cara looks like somebody
who needs to be smart.
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Okay, you know what?
Say what you want to say.
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She's going to Princeton.
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Hey, how is your application coming?
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You want to bounce any
essay ideas off your mom?
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I mean, I know I'm a doctor,
but I'm also kind of a wordsmith.
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You know, God gaveth with both hands.
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I'll be fine, Mom.
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I have a 3.6.
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3.6?
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Pssht. Those are army grades.
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Excuse me. I had a 3.6,
and I went to Brown.
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Yeah, back when Coke was a dime.
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Good luck, soldier.
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♪ Outweigh the bad ♪
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[Man sobbing]
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Everyone needs to see this.
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We can get him a third term.
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Mm-hmm.
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I will pay my own money
to take this around the country.
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Or we could just put it on YouTube.
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I kind of wanted to see America.
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Okay. M-Maybe we can take it
to the YouTube office.
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Is it in America?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, cool. I'm cool with that.
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Hey, what are you guys watching?
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[Laptop closes] Dre's Obama memorial.
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[Gasps] Did he die?
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- No.
- Oh.
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He's just leaving office.
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So he can go and die?
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His term is over.
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Oh. You mean, his... his life term?
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What is your deal with Barack?
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My deal is that there are
thousands of children out there
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who have never had a white president.
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How are they gonna know that
they have opportunities?
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This is crazy.
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Barack Obama is the best
president we've ever had.
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- [Laughs]
- Uh, yeah,
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if Reaganomics never took root
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and saved the western world
from living in caves.
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Fact.
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Boom. You both know my son Connor.
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Never seen him before in my life.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You probably know
him as the New Haven Ripper.
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Excuse me?
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It's just a silly name that
the "victims" gave my baby boy
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for crimes they couldn't prove
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that he was aware that he had committed.
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Anywho [chuckles] Obama's a bad guy.
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Yeah, you want to talk about strangling,
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just look at what he's
done to our economy.
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Who's talking about strangling?
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We're not... per the
settlement with the families.
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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As soon as Barack leaves office,
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they're gonna forget
all the good he's done.
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Well, I'm not gonna forget
that Barack Hussein Obama
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is a foreign-born Muslim,
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and he also let Bin Laden sleep
in the Lincoln Bedroom.
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Okay, Connie, now,
that's just home talk,
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- but, yes, fact.
- Yeah, right?
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Talking to Stevens
and the New Haven Ripper
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made it clear that
there are a lot of Americans
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who can't wait to get rid of Obama,
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which meant it was
more important than ever
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for Junior to win this election.
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Hey, son, how'd your speech go today?
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If you can get past all the projectiles
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and the booing, it went great.
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Okay, looks like your speech
needed a little help.
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Let's roll up our sleeves.
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Let's do this.
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Yah-ah-ah, are you wearing
a flared pantsuit?
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Yep. Hugs my frame.
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Um, sweetheart, I-I think
that's a woman's suit.
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What? No.
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The lady at the thrift store
said it was European.
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They have women in Europe.
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Yeah.
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There were clues...
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The hard candy in the pockets... - Yeah.
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The shoulder pads.
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The fact that it's a woman's pantsuit.
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I can't recover from this. I'm doomed...
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because of one bad speech
in an unflattering pantsuit.
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Oh, my God. You're being Hillary-ed.
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Hillary-ed. That's it.
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- We are done.
- Wha...
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And to think, I would've been
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the school's first black president.
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What?
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What did you just say?
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Your school has never
had a black president?
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No.
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And just like that, I knew
how Junior was going to win.
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What's Ortho Tri-Cyclen?
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It's birth control, sweetheart.
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So many clues.
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Junior being one of the
only black kids at school
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was finally gonna pay off
in this election.
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Pea coat, New Balance, and Frisbee.
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They all go in the trash.
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- But that's who I am.
- Not anymore it's not.
255
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We are in the last days of disco
256
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of it being cool to be black, son.
257
00:10:08,231 --> 00:10:10,031
They are coming for our coolness.
258
00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:11,899
Pitbull is out there,
259
00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,801
Bieber is right around the corner,
260
00:10:13,837 --> 00:10:15,903
but for now, it's still ours.
261
00:10:15,972 --> 00:10:18,172
And we're gonna use it
to get you elected.
262
00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:20,475
Okay. I think I understand.
263
00:10:20,593 --> 00:10:22,860
- Do you?
- You know I don't.
264
00:10:22,962 --> 00:10:24,595
I'm just saying this
because I want you to leave
265
00:10:24,664 --> 00:10:26,597
so I can get my Frisbee
out of the trash.
266
00:10:26,666 --> 00:10:30,535
♪
267
00:10:30,603 --> 00:10:32,537
What about a ferret?
268
00:10:32,605 --> 00:10:33,921
You need to stay out of this.
269
00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:36,040
A ferret? What is this,
a damn joke to you?
270
00:10:36,142 --> 00:10:37,325
We're talking about a class pet here.
271
00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:38,659
The boy needs something realistic,
272
00:10:38,761 --> 00:10:40,511
like a shark or a bald eagle.
273
00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:42,530
- There it is.
- Mm-hmm.
274
00:10:42,665 --> 00:10:43,781
You know what?
275
00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:44,949
Doesn't even matter.
276
00:10:45,018 --> 00:10:47,018
I got a detention for talking in class,
277
00:10:47,086 --> 00:10:48,402
and now they won't let me vote.
278
00:10:48,471 --> 00:10:50,454
Classic felony disenfranchisement.
279
00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,223
Are we still talking about a class pet?
280
00:10:52,292 --> 00:10:53,524
No, we're talking about the rules.
281
00:10:53,626 --> 00:10:55,226
You get in trouble one
time in this country,
282
00:10:55,295 --> 00:10:56,894
you don't get to vote in it
for the rest of your life.
283
00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,362
Unless you're in Maine or Vermont.
284
00:10:58,481 --> 00:10:59,897
You could be in jail and vote there.
285
00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,732
Oh, yeah, the whitest states in America
286
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,267
let their white felons vote.
287
00:11:03,369 --> 00:11:04,368
So messed up.
288
00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:06,103
W-What would you even call that?
289
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,272
That is white justice.
290
00:11:08,374 --> 00:11:09,690
You got that right.
291
00:11:09,776 --> 00:11:11,325
Preach.
292
00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:12,393
♪
293
00:11:12,495 --> 00:11:13,427
Hey, girl.
294
00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,146
- I'm busy.
- Awesome.
295
00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:19,500
So [clicks tongue] I was just
thinking about your application,
296
00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,319
and... yeah, okay...
297
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:24,372
About the fact that a big part
of your college essay
298
00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:26,591
is gonna be the activities
that you do outside of school.
299
00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:28,309
So what are you thinking of listing?
300
00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:29,844
Nothing.
301
00:11:30,351 --> 00:11:31,863
Sweetie, come on. [Giggles]
302
00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:34,932
There must be something.
I mean, um, drama?
303
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:37,401
Newspaper. Oh, debate team.
304
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,453
Quit. Nope. Ew.
305
00:11:39,522 --> 00:11:44,373
Okay, so when... w-when
I ask you what's going on
306
00:11:44,514 --> 00:11:48,112
and you say "nothing," do
you actually mean nothing?
307
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:49,413
Relax.
308
00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:50,781
Everything I've been reading says
309
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,783
the essay is the most important part...
310
00:11:52,852 --> 00:11:54,669
- Uh-huh?
- And I'm gonna nail it.
311
00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:57,588
Okay. Okay. That's great.
312
00:11:57,690 --> 00:11:59,241
So what's it about?
313
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:03,279
Instagram filters and how
they capture my hourly moods.
314
00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:05,663
[Chuckles]
315
00:12:05,732 --> 00:12:07,715
I'm gonna lose you in Iraq.
316
00:12:07,784 --> 00:12:11,319
Dre: So, black cool was going to
be Junior's ticket to victory.
317
00:12:11,371 --> 00:12:13,120
And that's what's up, y'all.
318
00:12:13,223 --> 00:12:15,773
Junior 2016.
319
00:12:15,842 --> 00:12:16,641
[Feedback]
320
00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:18,276
[Rolls tongue]
321
00:12:18,394 --> 00:12:19,860
♪ I got broads in Atlanta ♪
322
00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:21,329
♪ ...lean, and the Fanta ♪
323
00:12:21,414 --> 00:12:23,180
♪ Credit cards and the scammers ♪
324
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:24,582
♪ Hittin' off licks in the bando ♪
325
00:12:24,684 --> 00:12:26,150
♪ Black X6, Phantom ♪
326
00:12:26,252 --> 00:12:27,919
♪ White X6, look like a panda ♪
327
00:12:28,021 --> 00:12:29,253
♪ Going out like I'm... ♪
328
00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:31,555
♪ You would not believe your eyes ♪
329
00:12:31,624 --> 00:12:34,125
♪ If 10 million fireflies ♪
330
00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:36,377
Siri, "Panda." Play "Panda."
331
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:38,045
[Laughter]
332
00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:40,364
Siri: I found a Panda
Express on Ventura.
333
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:42,033
Is this the one you mean?
334
00:12:42,118 --> 00:12:44,435
No. Play "Panda" the song.
335
00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:45,920
"Panda."
336
00:12:45,989 --> 00:12:47,521
Come on, Siri.
337
00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:49,223
Don't do this to me now.
338
00:12:49,325 --> 00:12:51,592
♪ I'd like to make myself believe ♪
339
00:12:51,628 --> 00:12:53,794
Stupid device.
340
00:12:54,597 --> 00:12:56,776
- Play "Panda."
- Ugh.
341
00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:00,534
"10 Million Fireflies"
is hard to recover from.
342
00:13:00,637 --> 00:13:01,936
Yeah, the boy's gonna lose.
343
00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,137
Maybe not.
344
00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:04,805
Desperate times, Dre.
345
00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:07,608
He's gonna have to throw down
the big domino on this one...
346
00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,410
White guilt.
347
00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:11,912
You know, like I do around here.
348
00:13:12,015 --> 00:13:15,683
Charlie, I've never seen you
use white guilt around here.
349
00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:18,185
So Popeye's Friday wasn't
enough to convince you?
350
00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:19,654
Hmm?
351
00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:21,455
[Chuckles]
352
00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:23,758
You ungrateful son of a bitch.
353
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,726
- Huh?
- Watch this.
354
00:13:25,795 --> 00:13:30,073
With third-quarter revenue reaching an
all-time high, I think we can all...
355
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,600
I'm out.
356
00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:38,406
Hm, I bet his cousin got
killed in a drive-by.
357
00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:39,940
Agreed. You know what?
358
00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:42,209
Let's give him all of
next week off, okay?
359
00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:44,628
Everybody, kick in $20 for flowers.
360
00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:46,297
- What?
- Not you, Dre.
361
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:50,234
I'm sure you paid for more than
your fair share of murder flowers.
362
00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:51,802
- [Cellphone chimes]
- And, uh, when he comes back
363
00:13:51,871 --> 00:13:54,538
next week, nobody talk about it either.
364
00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:57,241
We can't begin to understand
what he's going through.
365
00:13:57,343 --> 00:13:59,143
♪
366
00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:01,616
So, I just have to answer
a few questions?
367
00:14:01,636 --> 00:14:02,646
Yep.
368
00:14:02,682 --> 00:14:04,615
Then the app will tell you which
candidate you line up with.
369
00:14:04,717 --> 00:14:07,251
Oh, sweetie, I know which
candidate I line up with.
370
00:14:07,353 --> 00:14:09,470
Whoever's Democrat. [Chuckles]
371
00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:12,723
What is your ideal candidate's
stance on global warming?
372
00:14:12,825 --> 00:14:15,593
Global warming doesn't exist.
373
00:14:15,661 --> 00:14:17,261
Next.
374
00:14:17,363 --> 00:14:18,596
How do you feel about
375
00:14:18,664 --> 00:14:22,065
building a wall on our
border with Mexico?
376
00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:25,403
You mean there's not a wall
between us and Mexico?
377
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:26,637
[Scoffs]
378
00:14:26,706 --> 00:14:30,184
No wonder they keep coming
over here, taking our jobs.
379
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,459
Hm.
380
00:14:31,527 --> 00:14:33,494
Should local police
increase surveillance
381
00:14:33,563 --> 00:14:35,029
and patrol of Muslim neighborhoods?
382
00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:37,565
Only if we don't want
the terrorists to win.
383
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,200
- It's just yes or no.
- Put yes.
384
00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:43,521
But say it's because we want to
make America great again.
385
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:47,058
- Okay.
- Great again!
386
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,893
That's a crybaby argument.
387
00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:50,761
You saying just because Bernie's
out, you're not gonna vote.
388
00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:51,896
That's just sour grapes.
389
00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,214
Nope, nope, it's about fairness.
390
00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:55,449
The U.S. needs a coalition
government like Europe.
391
00:14:55,518 --> 00:14:57,952
Right now if you lose the vote 51 to 49,
392
00:14:58,054 --> 00:14:59,120
you get no say in the system.
393
00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:00,588
- That's idiotic.
- Europe's idiotic.
394
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,922
[Gasps] How dare you?
395
00:15:02,024 --> 00:15:03,758
Dre: So, black cool was out.
396
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,159
White guilt was in.
397
00:15:05,228 --> 00:15:07,328
And Junior ran with it.
398
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:10,030
As the son of a former slave,
399
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,150
I think I have solution
to the vending machine issues
400
00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:15,803
that have been plaguing our school.
401
00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:17,922
- [Audience murmurs]
- Oh, sorry.
402
00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:19,807
I don't know how that got in there.
403
00:15:19,942 --> 00:15:21,976
But it did happen.
404
00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:24,412
[Murmuring continues]
405
00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:27,214
Now, where was I?
406
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,083
Right, snacks.
407
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:32,803
So, as you can see right here,
we have chips, uh, candy bars...
408
00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:34,255
White guilt works.
409
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,923
I'm up 12 points... look.
410
00:15:36,008 --> 00:15:37,808
- Let me see that.
- It's true. He's winning.
411
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,427
Ha ha, nice going, son.
412
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:40,928
I did it.
413
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:41,929
[Chuckles]
414
00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:43,614
What's that?
415
00:15:43,716 --> 00:15:47,601
"Andre 'Son of a Slave' Johnson.
Election rigged"?
416
00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:50,454
And just like that,
when we were so close
417
00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:52,823
to keeping at least one
black man in office,
418
00:15:52,925 --> 00:15:54,458
they snatch it away.
419
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,460
That is white justice.
420
00:15:56,716 --> 00:15:59,561
How could they say I rigged it?
I didn't rig anything.
421
00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:02,185
Of course you didn't, son.
They co-opted rigging.
422
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:03,654
Rigging happens to us.
423
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:07,625
Housing, politics, medicine,
education... rigged.
424
00:16:07,727 --> 00:16:09,727
White folks, they created the system,
425
00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:11,262
and the one time
it doesn't go their way,
426
00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,197
they claim it's rigged. I blame Bernie.
427
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:15,433
All my years of hard work,
428
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:16,867
and now my good name is ruined.
429
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:17,885
Look at this.
430
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:19,453
Look how much darker that picture is
431
00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:20,588
than your yearbook one.
432
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,822
They O.J.'d you!
433
00:16:21,924 --> 00:16:24,091
♪
434
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,510
And finally, the death
penalty should be...
435
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,496
Celebrated with a parade.
436
00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:29,563
Well, okay.
437
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,931
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, let's see.
438
00:16:30,951 --> 00:16:33,601
This says your perfect
candidate is Trump.
439
00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:35,736
No, baby, I'm a Democrat.
440
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,138
Not according to this test.
441
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,240
It thinks you might actually be Trump.
442
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:41,342
Son, I've come up with a game plan
443
00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:43,728
to combat those rigging lies.
444
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,146
"Who're you calling a rigger?"
445
00:16:45,231 --> 00:16:46,631
Hm. "Rigger, what?"
446
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,299
- Dad, stop.
- No, no, no, son.
447
00:16:48,401 --> 00:16:49,300
There's more.
448
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,685
"Rigger, please!"
449
00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:52,987
"I wish a rigger would..."
450
00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:54,555
Stop.
451
00:16:54,624 --> 00:16:55,890
I'm dropping out.
452
00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:58,092
I've already pretended
to be someone I'm not,
453
00:16:58,161 --> 00:17:00,611
and I don't want to do that anymore.
454
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,215
I just want to be me,
nectarine pantsuit and all.
455
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,985
- You'll never get to be...
- Head rigger in charge?
456
00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:09,420
No.
457
00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:10,721
No, I won't.
458
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:14,792
♪ The good times that made us laugh ♪
459
00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:17,728
- Dre, come on, stop.
- What?
460
00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:21,265
You are addicted to making
mediocre slide shows.
461
00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:23,367
Look, I'm sorry.
462
00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:25,653
I can't believe Junior
just quit like that.
463
00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:26,704
We could've won.
464
00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:29,106
By white-guilting people
into voting for him?
465
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,358
Dre, that's disgusting.
466
00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:33,210
Oh, as disgusting as
claiming to be Samoan?
467
00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:36,047
Huh, to steal Samoan scholarship
money from real Samoans?
468
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:38,683
Prove that I am not Samoan.
469
00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:40,284
Prove it.
470
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:42,286
Okay, Bow, look.
471
00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:45,806
I know it was just a school election,
472
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,675
but we've struggled so hard,
473
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,827
and we finally got there with Obama.
474
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,278
And... And now that he's leaving,
475
00:17:51,347 --> 00:17:53,531
I don't want things to slide
back to the way they were
476
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,000
and for people to forget
how far we've come.
477
00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:58,185
We're not gonna let people forget.
478
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,755
We just have to accept that
our kids are growing up,
479
00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:03,674
and we have less say in their decisions.
480
00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:07,278
Which means accepting that
Zoey is not going to college.
481
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,080
Was her essay that bad?
482
00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:10,548
Oh, my God.
483
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:11,549
Damn.
484
00:18:11,651 --> 00:18:13,651
So bad.
485
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:18,539
♪
486
00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:20,775
Look, you can't judge me.
You won't eat at Chick-fil-A
487
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:23,077
because of what their CEO says
about gay marriage.
488
00:18:23,162 --> 00:18:25,429
Why should I validate a system
that doesn't validate me?
489
00:18:25,465 --> 00:18:26,947
You don't eat at Chick-fil-A?
490
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:28,683
Hold up. Why are we arguing?
491
00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:30,451
We can all agree we should not vote.
492
00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:32,353
We need a political
party for not voting.
493
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:34,255
Call it the Non-Voting
Alliance, the NVA.
494
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,923
- Hm.
- How will we make decisions?
495
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:37,191
Not by voting.
496
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,759
We sit down to stand up.
497
00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:39,894
That should be our motto.
498
00:18:39,962 --> 00:18:42,146
The NVA... Sitting down to stand up.
499
00:18:42,231 --> 00:18:43,214
I like it.
500
00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:45,166
So, in this election,
501
00:18:45,268 --> 00:18:46,600
we cannot sit back
502
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,835
and hope that everything
works out for the best.
503
00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:55,176
We cannot afford to be tired
or frustrated or cynical.
504
00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,310
No, hear me.
505
00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:58,546
Between now and November,
506
00:18:58,614 --> 00:19:00,781
we need to do what we
did eight years ago
507
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:02,783
and four years ago.
508
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,686
We need to knock on every door.
509
00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:07,621
We need to get out every vote.
510
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:11,258
We need to pour every last
ounce of our passion
511
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,361
and our strength and our love
for this country...
512
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,263
I can't believe you weren't gonna vote.
513
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:17,665
I never said that.
514
00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,434
So, let's get to work.
515
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,069
♪
516
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,370
I won the election.
517
00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:24,438
- What?
- Yeah.
518
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,107
Congratulations!
519
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,209
Yes!
520
00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:28,609
How did that happen, son?
521
00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:29,744
I thought you dropped out.
522
00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,045
Well, I was going to,
523
00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:33,664
but then I saw my opponent
yelling at the janitors
524
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,416
to clean up his rally confetti.
525
00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:38,352
I can't have a person in power
who doesn't respect everyone.
526
00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:41,222
So I stayed in the race and won.
527
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:42,690
[Laughs] Come on.
528
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,158
Congratulations, son.
529
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,627
Valley Glen's first black president.
530
00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,162
It isn't all good news.
531
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,937
- They told me some real truths today.
- Uhh...
532
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,701
The student government
is $8,000 in debt.
533
00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,970
The new soccer field isn't to code.
534
00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:57,872
And several teachers can't read.
535
00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,540
What? They can't...
536
00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:00,908
It's a real crap-fest.
537
00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:02,126
That's awful.
538
00:20:02,211 --> 00:20:05,513
That's just what Bush did to Obama.
539
00:20:06,642 --> 00:20:08,351
Yes, we can.
540
00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:09,940
- Hey, I finished my essay.
- Oh.
541
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:11,814
- I think you should read it.
- Oh.
542
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,221
"Imagine living in a home"
543
00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:16,481
where your mother can't
stop having children...
544
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,822
Both: where you are constantly...
545
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,792
Zoey: taking in another mouth to feed,
546
00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:22,811
a home where grandparents,
uncles, siblings
547
00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:25,264
all huddle together in one room,
548
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,516
where only the strongest will survive,
549
00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:29,184
a home where you'll never know
550
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,019
where you next meal is coming from.
551
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,438
Chipotle or Katsuya?
552
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,407
A home where your mother is
in and out of the hospital,
553
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,059
where men don't vote,
554
00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:39,495
where the man who may
or may not be your father
555
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,863
often skips work...
556
00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:42,698
Both: to feed his addictions.
557
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:47,478
"I don't have to imagine this
because this is my life."
558
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,757
So you are using white guilt
for your college essay?
559
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,415
- Yes.
- Uh-huh.
560
00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:54,443
Okay.
561
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,094
Well, someone's getting into college!
562
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,546
- Yes!
- Yes!
563
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,642
[Laughs] By the way, we're part Samoan.
564
00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:04,924
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