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Yeah, man. That's the
East Coast... ticks.
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Well, yeah, but we almost didn't go
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because it's like, last minute,
our friends decide to elope,
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and we went to her parents' summerhouse
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just to be supportive and,
like, go with the flow,
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even though there's so much to do and
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we're obviously not
even remotely unpacked.
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And besides, we left LA to
avoid dying in a drought,
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not so some tick could murder my baby.
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Don't blame the tick, babe. It's
the Lyme disease inside the tick
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that'll kill our daughter.
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Oh, you know what, save
that for her eulogy.
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Like a ticking time bomb.
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That is in poor taste.
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- Jim, great job in the kitchen, man.
- Really, this isn't funny.
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I liked it.
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What are you doing right now?
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Yeah, let me know how that
pen works out, man.
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Hey, can I offer you guys
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a complimentary housewarming edible?
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Oh, that's very kind.
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Oh, that's... We're fine, babe.
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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I actually have a colleague
who wanted your number.
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Can I just give it to
her or do you need...
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Yeah, sure. Just, um, just text
me her name number and address,
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and then when she texts me,
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just make sure she
doesn't say anything about weed.
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Make sure she just
says she wants to hang out.
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- Got it. Cool.
- Okay?
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That is the cutest baby I've ever seen.
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Oh, thanks, so much.
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You are so beautiful.
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Congratulations. And the new house.
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Can I take any of these empty
boxes down or anything?
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Well, actually, would you
mind taking that trash?
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- I can smell Jane's diaper.
- No, babe.
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- You don't need to do that.
- Oh, I don't even mind.
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- He's helpful.
- I'm very helpful.
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Yeah, okay. Thank you, bike safe.
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Yeah, thank you. I'll
take the recyclables too.
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Sweet. Thanks, man.
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Bye-bye, you guys.
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I cannot believe you seriously just asked
the weed guy to take out the trash.
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He wouldn't ask if he didn't want to.
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It's an empty gesture, I think.
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We see photos of you with David
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You look so beautiful.
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Oh, thank you.
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That was kind of surreal.
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Yeah, I mean, this whole
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Liang has been getting us into
some pretty fancy rooms these days.
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Oh, Wei, I was meaning to ask you...
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Do you have any photos of you
and Liang back in the '80s
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when he was playing in the subways?
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'Cause my friend is making a
documentary on musical prodigies
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- and Liang is in it.
- You get so famous now!
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I find you some photos and send
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Give me your address. I don't
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- Excuse me. May we please have...
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Well, have you given some thought
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Uh, I think we stay
home. His back hurts a lot.
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He cannot sit
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The seats are first-class. They recline.
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Yeah, they're
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Sorry. I told you, it's
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Solange's dad has like a
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All right? Cost is not
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I think you probably just
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Just the shortcut. Yeah,
that part right there.
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Okay, guys, hey, listen.
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Great session today,
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but before we go, I just want
to say a couple of things.
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I still notice that some of
you are licking your finger
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before you swipe the phone.
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You don't need to do
that with this technology.
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And I'm talking to you, Joon. Okay?
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Um, so, uh, that's the other thing.
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And then, like, let's try some of the
things this week that we learned today.
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Let's try FaceTiming with
our grandchildren.
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Hey, let's use voice-to-text.
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Um, and now I'm
gonna answer the questions
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that you guys text to me
before we finish up class.
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"IRL" means "in real life."
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And just remember, Mary, you
don't need to sign your name.
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Your contact information comes
right up on the screen.
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Although "sincerely" is kind of nice.
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It's kind of nice to
get a sincerely from you.
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The Republican pushback
has been completely disorganized.
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Come on, let's hope that
the Obama administration...
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You mean to
tell me the DNA was planted...
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Hey, Jim!
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Whoa!
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Uh, hi.
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Oh, Cookie!
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Hey, everybody, this
is my daughter, Quinn.
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Quinn, this is everybody. Hey!
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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- Quinn!
- Hey, mama!
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You're who I
should be talking to.
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My dad says that you run a preschool?
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That's my 20-month-old
over there, Jane.
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Oh, I met her. She's so smiley.
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Yeah, she is.
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It's actually a
preschool for grown-ups.
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- Oh...
- You should totally check it out.
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Isn't that just so fleek?
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Oh, Dad, I'm not sure you're quite
getting the usage on that yet.
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Ha-cha-cha, give me a
break. Come on, don't you love it?
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She's got all these
Wall-Streeters coming in,
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doing finger painting and taking naps.
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I think it's fabulous.
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Yeah. Only Costco's finest, I see.
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This is Professor Cupcake.
He's one of our instructors.
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- Hi, Cupcake.
- Hi, Juicebox.
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I call her Cookie!
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Oh, sounds like a lot of carbs.
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Nasim was basically, like, an
orphan before me, you know?
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I mean, don't you
sometimes feel like it's narcissistic
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to be like, "Oh, my genes, DNA...
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I have to give birth." You know? I...
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Oh, I think she's hungry.
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Oh, I'm still lactating.
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- My younger one is four and...
- No, no.
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- That's fine, thank you.
- Are you sure?
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Yes, thank you.
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Okay. I think I'm leaking...
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Oh, you know what, it's not...
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Oh, yeah, come on. I'd rather do that.
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It's more direct.
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I mean, Jesus Christ! Only in Brooklyn
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can you smoke pot all
day with your friends
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and call it a preschool for adults.
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Oh, I don't think there's any
pot involved in the preschool.
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I think that's about offering adults
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a chance to escape from
their responsibilities in the city.
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As far as I can tell, these people spend
every day they're not at Burning Man
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decompressing from or getting
ready for Burning Man.
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I don't know, day raves are
really trending right now,
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so they might know something we don't.
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Oh, really, are day raves on fleek?
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- Oh, I know, it's terrible.
- Ha-cha-cha.
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I know. Stop. I know, he's the worst.
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- Ha-cha-cha.
- Stop.
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In fact, he actually
called something
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"off fleek" last night.
Did you hear that?
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He just wants to be
one of the cool kids.
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Well, and since he started
smoking bowls at 11:00 a.m.,
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he's forgetting things.
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Like the fact that he said he
would take Jane on Monday.
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Why can't you take her?
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Well, I was hoping to go climbing.
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Remember, I don't have class
'cause of the holiday.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry
my super generous dad
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who does all this stuff for
us can't be there on Monday
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and you have to spend
time with your own kid.
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No, come on. You know that's not what
I'm saying. I'm basically just repeating
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back things that you
say all the time.
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- Nah, I say it a little differently.
- I'm not attacking his character.
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He's just really saving our asses right
now, so I think we can let him have this.
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The... Oh, yeah.
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I might go with him next time.
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- To the... a day rave?
- Yeah.
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Cool.
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As long as you can watch Jane.
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- Yup.
- Great.
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I'm so glad you came.
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We're gonna have a fabulous time.
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No one's gonna make me
dance with them, right?
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- I can just dance by myself?
- No, no, no.
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You just do you, Cookie.
Everything's gonna be great.
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Oh, wow, Gaby Hoffmann.
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- Who?
- Right there, Gaby Hoffmann.
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- You know who she is.
- Wait, that's Gaby?
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Hey, I know her! Gaby!
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Inhale, lift your arms up!
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Exhale, and let's om.
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Om...
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Exhale. Round cat.
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Inhale. Cow.
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Draw your navel up,
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and back to dog.
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And breathe.
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Sit bones up and back, and stretch.
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Open muladhara chakra and
stretch your coochie.
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What's up? What's
up? Good morning, yeah!
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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I didn't realize you
were gonna be here so early.
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Yeah, I was at that morning dance thing.
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Did you get my text about the juice?
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Yeah, yeah. I responded, yes.
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- I got the green and the beet.
- Oh, right, right, right, sorry.
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It's just I'm in... I'm
in a weird headspace.
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It was weird? It was no good?
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No, you know what, it was fine.
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It was just, um...
It just wasn't for me.
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There was a lot of touching and hugging
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and body glitter, just
too early in the morning.
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But I'm over 30, so what do I know?
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Yeah, it's weird. I can't
do anything in the morning.
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Like, I can't even read a book.
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Like, anything...
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I'm sorry to cut you off, Jess.
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I just... I was hoping for
a moment of quiet.
256
00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:46,546
- Oh, yeah, totally.
- Great.
257
00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:47,613
Sorry.
258
00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:55,287
Sorry.
259
00:18:02,696 --> 00:18:05,364
- It's my birthday...
- Where are we on the settee?
260
00:18:05,399 --> 00:18:06,665
What's a settee?
261
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,568
It's the couch thing
I asked you to order.
262
00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:12,236
Oh. Uh...
263
00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:14,773
Yeah, I will f... I will
find... I'll find that...
264
00:18:14,808 --> 00:18:16,942
- I'll send you the link again.
- Oh, okay, yeah.
265
00:18:16,977 --> 00:18:19,243
- Happy birthday.
- Okay, thank you.
266
00:18:42,869 --> 00:18:45,803
Hey, you okay, man?
267
00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:47,270
Hey.
268
00:18:48,908 --> 00:18:49,807
You okay?
269
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:52,242
Um, that... That's our chair!
270
00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:53,477
What?
271
00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,746
That's our chair, the one
he's sitting on, it's ours.
272
00:18:55,781 --> 00:18:57,058
We're just waiting for him to wake up,
273
00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:58,748
- but that's our chair.
- Do you know him?
274
00:18:58,783 --> 00:18:59,816
We saw it first, sorry.
275
00:18:59,851 --> 00:19:01,818
But you don't know him?
276
00:19:01,853 --> 00:19:03,120
No.
277
00:19:06,058 --> 00:19:07,757
- We've been here. Sorry.
- I see.
278
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,259
- It's all yours.
- Thank you.
279
00:19:09,294 --> 00:19:10,494
- Good night.
- Good night.
280
00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:13,063
It's a beautiful
piece. Everyone wants it.
281
00:19:13,098 --> 00:19:15,398
- ♪ The chair is mine ♪
- (phone ringing)
282
00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:19,002
Hey.
283
00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:20,469
Jim, hey.
284
00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:22,171
Can you call me back the normal way?
285
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,518
What's that, bud? What'd you say?
286
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,307
This is, uh, video.
287
00:19:25,343 --> 00:19:27,810
Yeah, it's FaceTime.
288
00:19:27,846 --> 00:19:30,112
I'll call you back.
289
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:32,148
Nobody wants to do the FaceTime.
290
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,090
Okay.
291
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,426
Here we go. How can I help you?
292
00:19:43,461 --> 00:19:44,871
Hey. I'm babysitting Jane tonight.
293
00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,173
You got to come to the parlor floor.
294
00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:49,531
Okay, cool. So, uh, I'll put you last
295
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:52,233
and then I can get those playlists
from you. Sound good?
296
00:19:52,269 --> 00:19:53,201
Ha-cha-cha!
297
00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:55,037
Yeah, ha-cha-cha, see you, man.
298
00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:58,540
Feel better.
299
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,208
How long can a person sleep for?
300
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:06,214
It was fun and I mean, interesting
301
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:09,350
from like, a sociological perspective.
302
00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:11,052
And I'm totally glad I went...
303
00:20:11,088 --> 00:20:13,054
Yeah, I think they're
all camping out in our yard.
304
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:15,823
Yes, and our backyard
is full of day ravers.
305
00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:18,059
You will know them by
their trail of glitter.
306
00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:20,194
I just... There's no way those girls
307
00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,029
aren't skeeved out by him.
308
00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:26,166
Well, maybe they're not. I once fucked
a guy that was 26 years older than me.
309
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,367
- What?!
- Wow.
310
00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:28,335
When was this?
311
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:30,071
It was way before our time.
312
00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:31,472
Don't make it about you.
313
00:20:31,507 --> 00:20:34,208
I used to go to Costco when I was a kid.
314
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,243
You really can't beat the savings.
315
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,379
I mean, they've been selling
a hot dog and a fountain soda
316
00:20:39,415 --> 00:20:41,538
for $1.50 since the '80s. Come on!
317
00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:43,128
That's right. Those
hot dogs are fucking good.
318
00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:45,252
And they'll let you return anything.
319
00:20:46,255 --> 00:20:47,754
Anything. No questions asked.
320
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:52,292
I returned an inflatable pool island
321
00:20:52,328 --> 00:20:54,293
that Quinn used for an entire summer,
322
00:20:54,329 --> 00:20:55,929
they still gave me my money back.
323
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,530
- Bullshit.
- Cash.
324
00:20:57,565 --> 00:20:58,698
- Cash?
- No receipt.
325
00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:01,101
- They're fabulous.
- That is incredible.
326
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,069
I just can't give up Costco, man.
327
00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:04,871
I feel so fucking calm in that place.
328
00:21:05,907 --> 00:21:06,906
Wait. How old is he?
329
00:21:06,942 --> 00:21:08,008
- 67.
- He's 67.
330
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:08,942
He's 67?
331
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,687
- Yeah.
- I can't even get out of the house.
332
00:21:10,711 --> 00:21:12,111
I mean, I've been trying to see...
333
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,158
I've been trying to take
her to see "Hamilton" forever.
334
00:21:14,182 --> 00:21:15,881
Oh, it is so good.
335
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:16,893
We totally get it though.
336
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,519
We got key lime pie in
Red Hook the other day,
337
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,098
- and it was like scaling Mount Everest.
- I love that place.
338
00:21:21,122 --> 00:21:24,101
I haven't been there in so long.
339
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,136
- Just getting out of the house.
- And I didn't eat anything.
340
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,727
But you know... honey, we
should just go for strolls.
341
00:21:28,763 --> 00:21:30,040
- Just go for a walk.
- Oh, right.
342
00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:31,196
Are you fucking kidding me?
343
00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:33,276
It'd take two hours to get out the door.
344
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,633
- Okay.
- Oh, no, no, I'll get it.
345
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,834
I'll get her.
346
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,302
Okay.
347
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:38,336
Okay.
348
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,541
So, I saw on Instagram, Jane is walking.
349
00:21:42,576 --> 00:21:43,408
- Yeah.
- She is.
350
00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,083
What are you guys doing
with her stroller?
351
00:21:45,111 --> 00:21:47,279
So, what you retired and
then you moved to New York?
352
00:21:47,314 --> 00:21:49,013
I don't hear about that very often.
353
00:21:49,049 --> 00:21:51,749
I mean, I used to be
a fucking asshole, so...
354
00:21:51,785 --> 00:21:53,051
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
355
00:21:53,086 --> 00:21:58,290
Yeah, I was working my ass
off for my entire kids' childhood.
356
00:21:58,325 --> 00:22:00,658
It was like, they were
born and I went to work
357
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,860
where I slept and
woke up 30 years later.
358
00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:03,795
Just working?
359
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:06,497
Yeah, I just... selling
the company, man.
360
00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:11,069
- Yeah.
- And the idea behind this place,
361
00:22:11,104 --> 00:22:12,603
is to expose the grandkids
362
00:22:12,638 --> 00:22:14,739
to a little
culture, a little diversity...
363
00:22:14,774 --> 00:22:16,940
- Okay.
- ...so they're not so scared growing up
364
00:22:16,975 --> 00:22:18,809
like Quinn and her brother were.
365
00:22:18,844 --> 00:22:20,477
You know, so fucking uptight.
366
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:23,547
Yeah, her husband's
kind of uptight, too.
367
00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,950
Oh, God. Did they call
you about that tick thing?
368
00:22:26,985 --> 00:22:29,186
- No.
- Oh, baby.
369
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,755
They said they were gonna call you.
370
00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:34,157
Well, here's a perfect example.
371
00:22:34,193 --> 00:22:37,961
They got all bent out of
shape after you came last time
372
00:22:37,996 --> 00:22:40,731
because apparently you
threw away a bottle
373
00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:42,099
they were saving a tick in.
374
00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:47,804
Yes, the tick that
bit the baby in Montauk.
375
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,872
What?
376
00:22:49,907 --> 00:22:51,807
I know people drafted into Vietnam
377
00:22:51,843 --> 00:22:54,544
who reacted more calmly than
those two about that tick.
378
00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:57,347
That's... terrible.
379
00:22:57,382 --> 00:22:59,014
I took their tick, man.
380
00:23:00,285 --> 00:23:02,952
I've just been watching
those two run around like assholes
381
00:23:02,987 --> 00:23:05,121
for the past week
talking ticks and Lyme disease,
382
00:23:05,156 --> 00:23:07,256
and I'm just thinking this
shit is fucking Cray.
383
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,358
Yeah. That is Cray.
384
00:23:09,393 --> 00:23:11,026
Wait a minute.
385
00:23:14,132 --> 00:23:15,798
News from the front.
386
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,933
They'll be home in
about 15 minutes or so.
387
00:23:17,969 --> 00:23:22,070
So, it seems like we
can safely smoke that thing.
388
00:23:22,105 --> 00:23:23,972
All right. That sounds good.
389
00:23:24,007 --> 00:23:25,940
I can put the kettle on and, um...
390
00:23:25,976 --> 00:23:28,176
You want something? Tea, beer?
391
00:23:28,211 --> 00:23:29,544
Beer would be good.
392
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,558
I'll get some of Dean's craft
beer, some good shit.
393
00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:33,582
No, I don't want to
drink his craft beer.
394
00:23:33,617 --> 00:23:35,817
Oh, I bought it, it's fine.
395
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,024
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
396
00:23:43,059 --> 00:23:45,960
Her fingernails were so dirty.
397
00:23:45,996 --> 00:23:48,074
- Did you really not notice that?
- Did I notice that
398
00:23:48,098 --> 00:23:50,109
- her fingernails were dirty?
No, I did not see that. - Yes.
399
00:23:50,133 --> 00:23:51,632
Oh, my gosh, they were filthy.
400
00:23:51,668 --> 00:23:53,301
I can't believe you didn't notice that.
401
00:23:53,336 --> 00:23:55,035
Well, she's busy. She
works in production.
402
00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:56,337
She has like, 15-hour days.
403
00:23:56,372 --> 00:23:57,871
That is a ridiculous excuse.
404
00:23:57,907 --> 00:23:59,940
- Also, she's a lesbian.
- Yeah.
405
00:23:59,975 --> 00:24:02,576
So you'd think that would
be, like, extra important to her.
406
00:24:02,612 --> 00:24:05,646
- Or to Joan.
- Yeah...
407
00:24:05,682 --> 00:24:07,415
And like, I ate her food.
408
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:09,583
It's not like I think
she's a filthy person.
409
00:24:09,619 --> 00:24:12,485
I just would not want to
be her sex partner with...
410
00:24:12,521 --> 00:24:14,955
Do you smell that? Is something burning?
411
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:16,924
- Oh, my God, Dad!
- Oh!
412
00:24:16,959 --> 00:24:20,327
Dad! Dad!
413
00:24:20,362 --> 00:24:22,462
Do you see the monitor? Dad!
414
00:24:23,532 --> 00:24:24,798
- Oh, what the...
- Shit!
415
00:24:24,834 --> 00:24:28,802
Dad, you put the fucking electric
kettle on the stove!
416
00:24:28,837 --> 00:24:30,303
It was burning!
417
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,607
- My God! - Are you seriously
holding a joint right now?
418
00:24:34,643 --> 00:24:38,010
Wow. My God, I'm sorry you guys.
419
00:24:38,046 --> 00:24:40,347
Thank goodness you came
home when you did, right? Shit.
420
00:24:40,382 --> 00:24:42,460
Yeah, otherwise you would've
burned down the whole house.
421
00:24:42,484 --> 00:24:44,884
Well, it's an honest mistake.
422
00:24:44,919 --> 00:24:48,020
I'm used to my stovetop
kettle in there, the same shape.
423
00:24:48,056 --> 00:24:50,089
Was it a mistake or are you stoned?
424
00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:54,593
Cookie, I'm sorry.
425
00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:56,095
But I've gotta say,
426
00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:59,498
I think the stimulating conversation's
what made me forget about the kettle,
427
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,099
not the grass.
428
00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:03,802
I just took two hits right now. Ask him.
429
00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:06,438
Yeah, I saw him. He only took two hits.
430
00:25:06,474 --> 00:25:08,540
And I heard that I took your tick,
431
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,208
and I feel terrible.
432
00:25:10,244 --> 00:25:12,644
Totally. I hope that you guys...
433
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:17,849
Have a good night.
434
00:25:17,885 --> 00:25:19,384
Sorry about this. I'm really sorry.
435
00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:21,186
It's cool, man. I'm
sure it was an accident.
436
00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:24,089
Dad, do we have to be the
only adults in the house?
437
00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:26,336
Are you gonna be our other
child that we have to worry about?
438
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,905
Wait a second. Wait a second. Like Dean
said to The Guy, it was an accident.
439
00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:32,530
Yeah, well, the weed guy's not
helping us raise our child, you are.
440
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:35,800
And I know you don't have a lot
of experience raising children,
441
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:38,703
but it's more than just showing
up and buying things.
442
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:41,706
You have to actually be
present and sober, okay?
443
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,642
Not act like some
unemployed 20-year-old raver.
444
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,043
What the fuck, Quinn?
445
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,645
Don't put me on blast like that.
446
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:51,115
Stop making fun of me!
447
00:25:53,652 --> 00:25:55,519
I'm a person. I'm not just Dad.
448
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,154
I'm a person too, and I have feelings.
449
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,968
Yeah, well, now the house
is filled with toxic fumes.
450
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,237
Well, then you can all sleep down
here if you like. I don't care.
451
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,395
Sorry. We've had a few too many tonight.
452
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,063
I'm not drunk!
453
00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:33,254
_
454
00:26:46,803 --> 00:26:48,903
Could you turn down the brightness?
455
00:26:49,078 --> 00:26:52,896
_
456
00:26:57,564 --> 00:27:01,982
_
457
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,087
_
458
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,492
_
459
00:27:10,634 --> 00:27:14,586
_
460
00:27:15,962 --> 00:27:17,181
_
461
00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:21,076
_
462
00:27:23,739 --> 00:27:29,442
_
463
00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:33,058
_
464
00:27:34,590 --> 00:27:37,905
_
465
00:27:40,288 --> 00:27:42,918
_
466
00:27:44,174 --> 00:27:48,146
_
467
00:27:49,529 --> 00:27:53,524
_
468
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:55,396
_
469
00:27:56,938 --> 00:27:58,704
Bye, Felicia.
470
00:28:00,308 --> 00:28:03,008
_
471
00:28:04,179 --> 00:28:06,646
Wait, I thought your
daughter's name was Quinn?
472
00:28:06,681 --> 00:28:08,447
You don't know "Bye, Felicia"?
473
00:28:08,482 --> 00:28:10,349
No. Who's Felicia?
474
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,184
I don't actually know who she is,
475
00:28:12,219 --> 00:28:15,187
but it's on fleek.
476
00:28:15,222 --> 00:28:16,288
Get ready.
477
00:28:16,323 --> 00:28:17,423
Don't do that.
478
00:28:17,458 --> 00:28:18,624
I'm coming in.
479
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,638
- They're right upstair... Don't do that.
- I'm coming in.
480
00:28:20,662 --> 00:28:22,528
Get ready. I'm coming in.
481
00:28:22,563 --> 00:28:25,013
You didn't trust me to
get 'em up in time.
482
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,599
- Yes, I... Oh!
- Oh...
483
00:28:27,634 --> 00:28:29,935
- Whoa.
- That was good.
484
00:28:34,841 --> 00:28:37,709
- What if I can't get pregnant again?
- What?
485
00:28:37,744 --> 00:28:43,339
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