1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:04,610 Hey, Leo? I don't have any chocolate chips for pancakes. 2 00:00:06,779 --> 00:00:09,054 Can I put Advil in pancakes? 3 00:00:09,055 --> 00:00:10,889 They are sugarcoated. 4 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:15,328 Why do I smell cookies? 5 00:00:18,798 --> 00:00:20,365 Am I having a stroke? 6 00:00:20,366 --> 00:00:23,568 You know what? If it smells this good, bring it on. 7 00:00:23,569 --> 00:00:25,770 Smells like they're coming from upstairs. 8 00:00:25,771 --> 00:00:27,273 Leo, I'm going up to your room. 9 00:00:29,141 --> 00:00:32,844 Ugh, God. 10 00:00:32,845 --> 00:00:34,579 Ah! Ah! 11 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,715 Oh, hello, Mindy. Would you like a cookie? 12 00:00:36,716 --> 00:00:38,850 Jody, what the hell is going on here? 13 00:00:38,851 --> 00:00:41,286 Who are all these people? I am in lingerie. 14 00:00:41,287 --> 00:00:44,189 I'm having an open house so I can sell the apartment. 15 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:46,024 - You're having an open house? - Mm-hmm. 16 00:00:46,025 --> 00:00:48,193 But you gave this apartment to me and Leo as a gift. 17 00:00:48,194 --> 00:00:49,628 I already put it on Airbnb 18 00:00:49,629 --> 00:00:51,296 and scammed some German tourists. 19 00:00:51,297 --> 00:00:53,398 I gave you this apartment as a romantic gesture, 20 00:00:53,399 --> 00:00:54,766 a gesture which you spurned. 21 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:57,135 No romance, no gesture. 22 00:00:57,136 --> 00:00:58,870 So if I have sex with you, 23 00:00:58,871 --> 00:01:00,138 then you'll give me the apartment? 24 00:01:00,139 --> 00:01:01,339 That's fine. Take your pants off. 25 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:03,508 - Hop up on the piano. - No, no, no, no. 26 00:01:03,509 --> 00:01:06,578 Everyone, I am not accepting sex in exchange for this apartment. 27 00:01:06,579 --> 00:01:09,114 I'm sorry it's come to this, Mindy. 28 00:01:09,115 --> 00:01:11,549 I wanted this apartment to be a happy home for the three of us. 29 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:14,452 You're just gonna turn a poor single mother out on her ass? 30 00:01:14,453 --> 00:01:17,288 You're welcome to put in an offer, just like everybody else. 31 00:01:17,289 --> 00:01:20,158 I can't stop you from bidding on it; I checked. 32 00:01:20,159 --> 00:01:22,694 And that is exactly what I'm gonna do. 33 00:01:22,695 --> 00:01:25,096 And I'm gonna take these cookies as my breakfast 34 00:01:25,097 --> 00:01:26,698 'cause they look hella delicious. 35 00:01:26,699 --> 00:01:29,834 I cannot wait till all this blows up in your face, 36 00:01:29,835 --> 00:01:32,303 'cause when you come at the king, you better not miss. 37 00:01:32,304 --> 00:01:34,572 If you mess with the bull, you gotta prepare for the horns. 38 00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:36,307 Ahh! 39 00:01:38,144 --> 00:01:40,578 Uh, don't worry. We'll have this door sealed up. 40 00:01:40,579 --> 00:01:44,282 Don't have to worry about any crazy neighbors. 41 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,856 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 42 00:01:53,092 --> 00:01:55,427 A year ago, I would have said it's impossible for you 43 00:01:55,428 --> 00:01:57,962 to find the money to buy the apartment upstairs. 44 00:01:57,963 --> 00:02:00,532 You were leasing a car you forgot about. 45 00:02:00,533 --> 00:02:01,900 I did not forget about that car. 46 00:02:01,901 --> 00:02:03,868 I abandoned it, 'cause of tickets. 47 00:02:03,869 --> 00:02:05,203 But you've become 48 00:02:05,204 --> 00:02:07,405 a very financially responsible young lady. 49 00:02:07,406 --> 00:02:09,240 As it turns out, it's not that hard to save. 50 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:11,076 Oh! You know what else helped a lot? 51 00:02:11,077 --> 00:02:12,844 You started stealing toilet paper from the hospital. 52 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:15,013 That saved a lot of scratch, Melville. 53 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:16,181 I can't be seen buying toilet paper 54 00:02:16,182 --> 00:02:17,348 in the quantities that I need. 55 00:02:17,349 --> 00:02:19,384 - It's horrifying. - That said, 56 00:02:19,385 --> 00:02:22,020 Manhattan real estate is very pricy. 57 00:02:22,021 --> 00:02:24,956 You are gonna have to find another $25,000 58 00:02:24,957 --> 00:02:26,758 for the down payment. 59 00:02:26,759 --> 00:02:28,359 - What? - What? 60 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,762 - $25,000. - That is a lot of money. 61 00:02:30,763 --> 00:02:32,597 Okay, I definitely shouldn't have donated 62 00:02:32,598 --> 00:02:34,299 so much money to the Trump campaign. 63 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,467 No, that's selfish. 64 00:02:35,468 --> 00:02:37,135 I don't want my son to grow up in a country 65 00:02:37,136 --> 00:02:38,403 where it's a crime to be white. 66 00:02:38,404 --> 00:02:40,004 Still, where am I gonna find it? 67 00:02:40,005 --> 00:02:41,539 Maybe I can help. 68 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,708 - Ow! - I'm sorry. 69 00:02:43,709 --> 00:02:45,410 Let's see what I got in the ol' wallet here. 70 00:02:45,411 --> 00:02:47,645 You have no money! 71 00:02:47,646 --> 00:02:50,715 Thank you so much for seeing Leo, Dr. Maloof. 72 00:02:50,716 --> 00:02:52,417 I'm always so lucky to get an appointment 73 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:54,419 with the pediatrician to the stars. 74 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:55,620 Oh, stop it. 75 00:02:55,621 --> 00:02:58,123 Only Kanye and the cover of "New York Magazine" 76 00:02:58,124 --> 00:03:00,225 - call me that. - Wow. 77 00:03:00,226 --> 00:03:02,660 Well, I can see that Leo's had trouble sleeping, 78 00:03:02,661 --> 00:03:05,230 'cause he's got an ear infection. 79 00:03:05,231 --> 00:03:06,364 But it's nothing serious. 80 00:03:06,365 --> 00:03:08,133 I'll just prescribe some ear drops. 81 00:03:08,134 --> 00:03:10,368 Oh, FYI, those drops only work 82 00:03:10,369 --> 00:03:11,870 if you get him to sit still for a few minutes 83 00:03:11,871 --> 00:03:13,037 after you put them in. 84 00:03:13,038 --> 00:03:14,773 I can show you a trick if you want. 85 00:03:14,774 --> 00:03:17,008 Oh, she's a doctor, Nurse Ben. 86 00:03:17,009 --> 00:03:19,244 I'm pretty sure she can figure it out. 87 00:03:21,447 --> 00:03:22,681 Okay. 88 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:27,152 I'm sorry, I have to run. 89 00:03:27,153 --> 00:03:29,587 Savannah Guthrie's giving me the Silver Labia Award 90 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:31,322 for my work on third-world PMS. 91 00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:32,525 She's so sweet. 92 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,295 And if you're someone who gets more than two colonics a week, 93 00:03:37,296 --> 00:03:38,663 Duncan and I are offering 5% off our... 94 00:03:38,664 --> 00:03:40,331 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 95 00:03:40,332 --> 00:03:41,599 Hello, Mindy. You're looking... 96 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,002 more disheveled than usual today. 97 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:47,272 A hot dog cart tipped over on me, I'll have you know. 98 00:03:47,273 --> 00:03:48,807 What are you doing here? 99 00:03:48,808 --> 00:03:50,608 Trying to get us to use mushrooms as tampons? 100 00:03:50,609 --> 00:03:51,876 He wants to hire a doctor 101 00:03:51,877 --> 00:03:53,978 to shill for his midwives' practice. 102 00:03:53,979 --> 00:03:56,381 In the extremely unlikely event of a complication, 103 00:03:56,382 --> 00:03:59,784 some women prefer to have a doctor on call. 104 00:03:59,785 --> 00:04:03,054 Hey, man, just 'cause we're hot doesn't mean we're dumb. 105 00:04:03,055 --> 00:04:05,523 Working for you would be so embarrassing, 106 00:04:05,524 --> 00:04:08,059 and this is coming from a person who chased a Pokémon 107 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:10,829 into a hot dog cart a mere 15 minutes ago. 108 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:12,263 - Oh. - Told you it was gonna happen. 109 00:04:12,264 --> 00:04:14,599 If you change your mind, I'll be upstairs 110 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,734 in my sensory deprivation tank. 111 00:04:16,735 --> 00:04:19,237 So knock hard. 112 00:04:19,238 --> 00:04:21,806 What the hell, guys? 113 00:04:21,807 --> 00:04:23,708 I'm five minutes late to work and this is what happens? 114 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:26,144 Sit down, sit down. All right, uh... 115 00:04:26,145 --> 00:04:28,413 The nurses at the hospital, we've all been talking, 116 00:04:28,414 --> 00:04:29,848 and we want to join a union. 117 00:04:29,849 --> 00:04:31,583 Uh... why? 118 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:33,218 We treat you well. 119 00:04:33,219 --> 00:04:34,986 I mean, I gave you my old shoes to wear. 120 00:04:34,987 --> 00:04:36,521 And I love them, Dr. Reed. 121 00:04:36,522 --> 00:04:38,690 I wear them when I want to dress more feminine. 122 00:04:38,691 --> 00:04:40,325 We're happy working here. 123 00:04:40,326 --> 00:04:42,927 Yeah, but joining a union will protect our rights 124 00:04:42,928 --> 00:04:45,330 and it'll make us impossible to fire, like teachers. 125 00:04:45,331 --> 00:04:46,998 There's a petition in Phlebotomy. 126 00:04:46,999 --> 00:04:49,467 You sign it; that way, we don't have to strike. 127 00:04:49,468 --> 00:04:52,904 I can get health insurance and get my growth looked at. 128 00:04:52,905 --> 00:04:55,273 - Hard pass! - Bev, come on. 129 00:04:55,274 --> 00:04:57,508 You know what? I'll sign it. 130 00:04:57,509 --> 00:04:58,977 I love signing petitions. 131 00:04:58,978 --> 00:05:00,545 It makes me feel less bad about never voting. 132 00:05:00,546 --> 00:05:01,880 You're the best, okay? 133 00:05:01,881 --> 00:05:03,548 Some people didn't think you were gonna sign it. 134 00:05:03,549 --> 00:05:05,984 They were like, "Ugh, I hate Dr. L, she's the worst." 135 00:05:05,985 --> 00:05:08,853 "Yeah, she's not gonna sign it. She stinks." 136 00:05:08,854 --> 00:05:11,155 And I'm like, "She's my friend. She's gonna sign it." 137 00:05:11,156 --> 00:05:12,657 Love you, girl. 138 00:05:12,658 --> 00:05:14,893 Hey, Mom! How's my favorite mom? 139 00:05:14,894 --> 00:05:17,528 Oh, it's so nice of you to remember Daddy's birthday. 140 00:05:17,529 --> 00:05:19,230 Uh... yeah. 141 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,332 Morgan, go to bookstore and get one of those 142 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,067 Bill O'Reilly killing someone books 143 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:25,570 - and mail it to my dad. - On it! 144 00:05:25,571 --> 00:05:28,006 Hey! Do you remember when you moved to India 145 00:05:28,007 --> 00:05:30,408 and I paid for you guys to get that condo there? 146 00:05:30,409 --> 00:05:32,343 Well, you're back, and I kinda need the money. 147 00:05:32,344 --> 00:05:35,013 Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. It's really not a good time. 148 00:05:35,014 --> 00:05:36,881 Rishi needs another semester at DJ school. 149 00:05:36,882 --> 00:05:39,250 He's switching majors from scratching to general studies, 150 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,953 and Daddy's been buying geodes on EBay again. 151 00:05:41,954 --> 00:05:43,922 I would really like to get that money back. 152 00:05:43,923 --> 00:05:45,423 Well... 153 00:05:45,424 --> 00:05:47,825 one way for you to get your money back 154 00:05:47,826 --> 00:05:52,430 is to invest in my new CD of jazz standards with Sonu twist. 155 00:05:52,431 --> 00:05:56,034 You say Mumbai, I say Bombay 156 00:05:56,035 --> 00:05:58,803 You say Kolkata, I say Calcutta 157 00:05:58,804 --> 00:06:01,140 - Mumbai, Bombay - No, bye, Mom. 158 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,347 Ah, Mindy. 159 00:06:09,348 --> 00:06:11,950 You still want that apartment, you better put a bid in. 160 00:06:11,951 --> 00:06:14,953 I've got a Chinese billionaire ready to pay cash 161 00:06:14,954 --> 00:06:16,788 so his useless son has a place to live 162 00:06:16,789 --> 00:06:18,456 while he interns at Buzzfeed. 163 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:20,091 No, no, no, Jody, you can't sell it. 164 00:06:20,092 --> 00:06:21,292 Okay, I'm gonna buy it. 165 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:22,894 I just... I don't have the money right now. 166 00:06:22,895 --> 00:06:24,195 But if worse comes to worst, 167 00:06:24,196 --> 00:06:25,997 I will just sell my toenails online to some pervert. 168 00:06:25,998 --> 00:06:27,598 - Oh. - Listen to this. 169 00:06:27,599 --> 00:06:30,368 Dr. Ledreau's nurses also want to join the union. 170 00:06:30,369 --> 00:06:32,236 I can remember 171 00:06:32,237 --> 00:06:34,205 when nurses knew their places. 172 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:36,374 Treat the patients well and be okay 173 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,544 with a little slap and tickle at the Christmas party. 174 00:06:39,545 --> 00:06:40,812 What has gotten into these nurses? 175 00:06:40,813 --> 00:06:42,613 Even my sister wants to join. 176 00:06:42,614 --> 00:06:45,316 Apparently, there's some kind of petition going around. 177 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:48,820 Make sure no one is dumb enough to sign that thing. 178 00:06:48,821 --> 00:06:50,822 I do not get why we're so anti-union, okay? 179 00:06:50,823 --> 00:06:52,290 I love unions! 180 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:54,192 Can you imagine life without the the SAG awards? 181 00:06:54,193 --> 00:06:56,160 It's the actors honoring their own. 182 00:06:56,161 --> 00:06:57,829 Their demands are outrageous. 183 00:06:57,830 --> 00:07:00,798 If the nurses want more money and better healthcare, 184 00:07:00,799 --> 00:07:02,333 where do you think that's coming from? 185 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:04,802 I don't know, fed? The banks? 186 00:07:04,803 --> 00:07:07,271 The Clinton Foundation has all that Saudi money. 187 00:07:07,272 --> 00:07:09,173 The money comes out of our pockets. 188 00:07:09,174 --> 00:07:10,508 - Exsqueeze me? - Mm-hmm. 189 00:07:10,509 --> 00:07:11,943 - Us? - Yeah. 190 00:07:11,944 --> 00:07:14,245 - We're paying for that? - Mm-hmm. 191 00:07:14,246 --> 00:07:15,913 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 192 00:07:15,914 --> 00:07:17,515 I got a lot of expenses, okay? 193 00:07:17,516 --> 00:07:19,384 And I ain't got no sugar daddy since I turned this guy down. 194 00:07:22,071 --> 00:07:25,124 Morgan? Colette? 195 00:07:31,897 --> 00:07:33,931 Ah, thank God. 196 00:07:33,932 --> 00:07:35,600 Okay. 197 00:07:35,601 --> 00:07:37,568 I'm getting my almonds, and then we can leave. 198 00:07:37,569 --> 00:07:40,571 What are you doing slumming it up in Phlebotomy? 199 00:07:40,572 --> 00:07:42,073 Oh, my God. 200 00:07:42,074 --> 00:07:43,975 You support us so much 201 00:07:43,976 --> 00:07:45,476 you're signing the petition twice. 202 00:07:45,477 --> 00:07:47,078 - Oh, wow. - Yep. 203 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:48,446 Wait a minute! 204 00:07:48,447 --> 00:07:50,982 She erasing her name from the list, Morgan, look. 205 00:07:50,983 --> 00:07:52,316 The tip is up and the eraser's down. 206 00:07:52,317 --> 00:07:53,985 I've read every "Nancy Drew." 207 00:07:53,986 --> 00:07:57,255 Dr. L, why are you un-signing our petition? 208 00:07:57,256 --> 00:07:58,790 It was very easy to support you 209 00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:00,825 when I scarified nothing and nobody cared. 210 00:08:00,826 --> 00:08:02,527 It was like saying I'd never go to SeaWorld 211 00:08:02,528 --> 00:08:03,895 after that stupid documentary came out. 212 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:05,096 I was already banned for fighting a penguin. 213 00:08:05,097 --> 00:08:06,364 Wait a minute. 214 00:08:06,365 --> 00:08:08,800 That means none of the Shulman doctors signed it. 215 00:08:08,801 --> 00:08:11,602 Tell me your support wasn't just nominal. 216 00:08:11,603 --> 00:08:13,304 I just... it's not a good time, guys. 217 00:08:13,305 --> 00:08:14,372 Maybe in a couple years. 218 00:08:14,373 --> 00:08:15,873 Morgan doesn't have a couple years, 219 00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:17,675 'cause he's already coughing up blood into a handkerchief. 220 00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:19,510 A handkerchief? I wish. 221 00:08:19,511 --> 00:08:21,045 It's a old pair of underwear. 222 00:08:21,046 --> 00:08:23,414 It's a nominal handkerchief at best. 223 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,249 Okay, we get it. You learned the word "nominal." 224 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,318 Well, listen, the strike vote is tonight, 225 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:29,020 and I know which way I'm voting. 226 00:08:29,021 --> 00:08:31,457 So do I. I'll tell you this right now. 227 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:35,593 Ahh! 228 00:08:35,594 --> 00:08:37,028 - Broke my heart! - Ahh! 229 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:38,763 - Broke my heart! - God! 230 00:08:38,764 --> 00:08:40,832 - Your breath sucks! - We're striking. 231 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:42,433 And it's not gonna be nominal. 232 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:45,336 Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 233 00:08:45,337 --> 00:08:46,671 Come on. 234 00:08:46,672 --> 00:08:49,875 Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 235 00:08:55,047 --> 00:08:56,848 I wonder how the strike vote went last night. 236 00:08:56,849 --> 00:08:58,850 Colette didn't show up for her bubble bath. 237 00:08:58,851 --> 00:09:00,518 Well, I'm sure cooler heads prevailed. 238 00:09:00,519 --> 00:09:02,687 Nurses have always struck me as a sensible, 239 00:09:02,688 --> 00:09:04,655 yet simple sort. 240 00:09:04,656 --> 00:09:07,658 'Cause doctor greed has got to go, hey, hey! 241 00:09:07,659 --> 00:09:09,494 - Hey! Ho! Ho! - Hey! 242 00:09:09,495 --> 00:09:11,796 Did they just call me a ho? 243 00:09:11,797 --> 00:09:13,831 - Ho! Ho! - Hey, look, doctors! 244 00:09:13,832 --> 00:09:15,199 Everyone boo! 245 00:09:17,402 --> 00:09:19,670 Guys, you have to know, I wanted to sign that petition. 246 00:09:19,671 --> 00:09:21,339 It's just now is not a good time. 247 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:22,940 And you know, timing is everything. 248 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:25,343 It's just a small raise, it's just a nominal amount of money. 249 00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:26,811 Stop saying that word! 250 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,880 Dr. L, if you really care, join us in the picket line. 251 00:09:28,881 --> 00:09:30,448 You could use the exercise. 252 00:09:30,449 --> 00:09:31,849 You know she can't do that, Tamra. 253 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:34,118 I mean, though, honestly, you could use the exercise. 254 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,354 - Hey! - My brogue! 255 00:09:36,355 --> 00:09:38,356 - She spat on my brogue! - My God! 256 00:09:38,357 --> 00:09:39,824 Colette, you were raised better than that! 257 00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:41,325 We only spit on the Lincoln Memorial. 258 00:09:41,326 --> 00:09:43,794 Oh, the Lincoln Memorial, wow. 259 00:09:43,795 --> 00:09:46,464 Talk about other amazing vacations you've been on. 260 00:09:46,465 --> 00:09:47,732 Do you know what I do on the weekends? 261 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:51,102 I collect old Russian newspapers around the neighborhood 262 00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:53,137 and I bring 'em to the dump and sell 'em. 263 00:09:53,138 --> 00:09:54,238 That's a sad story. 264 00:09:54,239 --> 00:09:55,473 I don't know why that's our fault. 265 00:09:55,474 --> 00:09:57,074 You know what, I'm just gonna say the thing 266 00:09:57,075 --> 00:09:58,376 that everyone's thinking, 267 00:09:58,377 --> 00:10:00,011 which is, if you guys wanted to make more money, 268 00:10:00,012 --> 00:10:01,646 you should have gone to medical school. 269 00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:03,781 - Oh ho ho! - Wow. 270 00:10:03,782 --> 00:10:06,617 Hey, guys, listen up. This from Dr. Mindy Lahiri. 271 00:10:06,618 --> 00:10:09,220 You're all a bunch of fat, ugly losers 272 00:10:09,221 --> 00:10:11,289 with some kind of malfunction 273 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:15,126 which is why you're nurses and not doctors. 274 00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:16,894 I did not say that! 275 00:10:16,895 --> 00:10:19,830 - Direct quote. - Only you're that. 276 00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:21,165 - All right... - Just going inside. 277 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,800 I can't let you through. I cannot let you... 278 00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:24,635 Picket all you like. We don't need you. 279 00:10:24,636 --> 00:10:27,505 We've already lined up some non-union replacements. 280 00:10:27,506 --> 00:10:29,373 Replacements! 281 00:10:29,374 --> 00:10:31,309 Welcome to Shulman & Associates, scabs. 282 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,477 She means free-spirited independent nurses. 283 00:10:33,478 --> 00:10:34,845 Of course. 284 00:10:34,846 --> 00:10:37,215 Why don't y'all tell us something about yourselves? 285 00:10:37,216 --> 00:10:39,050 I was a nurse in an asylum. 286 00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:40,885 Then the asylum burnt down. 287 00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:42,420 Now I'm here. 288 00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:44,288 I actually had a month-long vacation planned 289 00:10:44,289 --> 00:10:46,457 before I got this job, so... 290 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,793 I can't be around tree nuts. 291 00:10:48,794 --> 00:10:50,728 And I'm allergic to air-conditioning. 292 00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:53,931 - Hmm. - Hi! I'm Beverly. 293 00:10:53,932 --> 00:10:55,600 - Well, thank you for coming. - Get out. 294 00:10:55,601 --> 00:10:57,802 Well, Mrs. Hegarty, I'll actually be the one 295 00:10:57,803 --> 00:10:59,136 doing your blood draw today. 296 00:10:59,137 --> 00:11:02,139 Uh, but where's Morgan? He named all my veins. 297 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,507 Harold is his favorite. 298 00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:05,543 Ha, Harold the vein. 299 00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:07,712 You know, you're actually in much better hands with me, 300 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:09,413 'cause I'm a real doctor. 301 00:11:09,414 --> 00:11:11,449 Columbia Medical School, Princeton University. 302 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,417 Indians are famously smart. 303 00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:14,819 You're gonna be fine. 304 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:16,587 This is actually the best goddamn day of your life. 305 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,055 All right, let's get in here. 306 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,090 Ow. Ow. Ow. 307 00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:20,825 That did not work. 308 00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:22,827 Yeah, that was a birthmark, not a vein. 309 00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:24,262 Ow! That hurt. 310 00:11:24,263 --> 00:11:25,630 God, I don't know why this is so hard. 311 00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:27,565 You know, I practiced on my neighbor's cat last night. 312 00:11:27,566 --> 00:11:29,333 - You're making me nervous. - Why are you nervous? 313 00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:31,035 I'm the one that's bad at this. 314 00:11:31,036 --> 00:11:32,803 Okay. Ugh. 315 00:11:32,804 --> 00:11:34,538 Right in the vein. 316 00:11:34,539 --> 00:11:36,207 See? Wait. 317 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,742 That might be an artery. 318 00:11:37,743 --> 00:11:39,278 Oh, God, it's a gusher. 319 00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:44,015 Oh, hey, Jeremy. How's it going with you? 320 00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:45,650 Not well, actually. 321 00:11:45,651 --> 00:11:48,152 I just almost put a morphine drip in the wrong patient. 322 00:11:48,153 --> 00:11:50,554 Had to take a little myself just to calm down. 323 00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:52,323 But being our on-call physician 324 00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:54,258 could be very lucrative for you, Dr. Ledreau. 325 00:11:54,259 --> 00:11:56,360 What the hell is going on here? 326 00:11:56,361 --> 00:11:58,229 Oh, my God. You're preying on the elderly. 327 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,631 - Brendan, you are a monster. - Unbelievable. 328 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,333 Why are you two covered in blood? 329 00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:04,935 We're not covered in blood. We're splattered in blood. 330 00:12:04,936 --> 00:12:06,837 - Yeah. - Ah, the nurses' strike. 331 00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:08,739 Wouldn't it be nice to have a little extra income 332 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,641 during these uncertain times? 333 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,776 - Just get out of here. - Mm. 334 00:12:11,777 --> 00:12:13,110 Go back to wherever you're from. 335 00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:15,012 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 336 00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:17,782 Hey hey! Ho ho! 337 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:19,884 This doctor greed has got to go. 338 00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:20,985 Hey hey... 339 00:12:20,986 --> 00:12:22,787 Picketing is boring. 340 00:12:22,788 --> 00:12:25,589 It's just walking back and forth all day. 341 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,391 It's like modeling with bad clothes. 342 00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:29,160 Yo, I'm gonna be honest, guys. I just... 343 00:12:29,161 --> 00:12:31,896 I miss the level of conversation I had with the doctors. 344 00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:33,364 I mean, do you guys even read? 345 00:12:33,365 --> 00:12:35,766 - Yeah, do you? - Honestly, no. 346 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:38,069 Mrs. Denton, I'm so sorry. 347 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,270 I must have mixed up the charts. 348 00:12:39,271 --> 00:12:41,038 You're definitely not pregnant! 349 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:42,940 Hey, man, this has gotta stop. 350 00:12:42,941 --> 00:12:44,842 Okay, Tamra is the only person 351 00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:46,177 who knows how to work the coffee machine. 352 00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:48,112 I need caffeine; I almost fell asleep 353 00:12:48,113 --> 00:12:49,914 in one of my patient's cooches this morning. 354 00:12:49,915 --> 00:12:51,449 I'm afraid I have to agree, Jeremy. 355 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:52,817 I just had to take a patient's urine sample. 356 00:12:52,818 --> 00:12:54,952 - It was so warm. - They're so warm. 357 00:12:54,953 --> 00:12:56,454 Stop! 358 00:12:56,455 --> 00:12:58,956 Do you know why I'm wearing this string of pearls? 359 00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:00,257 - You're trans. - You're trans? 360 00:13:00,258 --> 00:13:03,160 No. No, it's to remind me to stay strong, 361 00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:06,464 like my idol, Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady. 362 00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:07,698 Iron Man's wife? 363 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,734 If Lady Thatcher could stand up to the coal miners, 364 00:13:09,735 --> 00:13:10,901 so can we. 365 00:13:10,902 --> 00:13:13,337 - We need to divide and conquer. - Well said. 366 00:13:13,338 --> 00:13:15,072 - Mindy. - I think I understand. 367 00:13:15,073 --> 00:13:16,874 Don't waste any more time trying to explain it to me. 368 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,476 I have zero ides of my own. Let's just do that. 369 00:13:18,477 --> 00:13:19,810 Okay. 370 00:13:19,811 --> 00:13:22,613 - Hello. - Hello, Morgan. It's Dr. Reed. 371 00:13:22,614 --> 00:13:24,682 Dr. Reed, the tan... you know who I am. 372 00:13:24,683 --> 00:13:26,016 I'm the English guy. 373 00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:27,752 Anyway, we were wondering if you wouldn't mind 374 00:13:27,753 --> 00:13:28,919 joining a couple of us for lunch to... 375 00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:31,689 He said yes and hung up. 376 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:33,525 - Ah. - Thank God. 377 00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:38,162 Mm. This halibut is terrible. 378 00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:40,030 Yeah, we're at a pancake place, bitch. 379 00:13:40,031 --> 00:13:42,733 Whoa! 380 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,402 - Okay. - Ahh. 381 00:13:46,438 --> 00:13:47,938 It's Morgan. 382 00:13:47,939 --> 00:13:49,206 Oh. 383 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:51,142 - I missed you so much. - Missed you too. 384 00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:52,877 Put a picture of you in the front of my underwear 385 00:13:52,878 --> 00:13:54,745 so no one could see it. 386 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,814 So, Morgan, thank you for joining us. 387 00:13:56,815 --> 00:14:00,151 We actually wanted to discuss an issue of some delicacy. 388 00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:02,219 - Hey, Morgan. - Oh! There you are! 389 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,687 Morgan, who is this person? 390 00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:05,656 This is my friend. His name is Ben. 391 00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:06,991 He's also a male nurse. 392 00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:08,359 When I told him I was meeting the doctors for lunch, 393 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,894 he wanted to come by and check it out. 394 00:14:09,895 --> 00:14:11,762 Hey, man, I'm so sorry. 395 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,964 This is, like, a private pancake lunch for friends, 396 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:16,767 not just a place for a rando nurse to come get a free lunch. 397 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,135 I'm not a rando. 398 00:14:18,136 --> 00:14:19,737 I'm a nurse at your pediatrician's office. 399 00:14:19,738 --> 00:14:21,005 How old are you? 400 00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:23,707 My pediatrician died in Boston years ago. 401 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:26,076 Not your pediatrician... Leo's. 402 00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:28,446 You see, Morgan, this is how much we mean to them. 403 00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:30,281 They barely realize we exist. 404 00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:31,415 - Okay. - That's... 405 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:32,850 I gotta tell you, brother, you're way off. 406 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:34,418 - These are my best friends. - Thank you. That's nice. 407 00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:36,587 I mean, why else would they ask me 408 00:14:36,588 --> 00:14:38,689 to lunch at a Pancake Factory? 409 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,858 Have they ever asked you to lunch before? 410 00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:43,761 Yeah, yeah. 411 00:14:43,762 --> 00:14:45,896 You've asked me to go get you lunch every day almost. 412 00:14:45,897 --> 00:14:47,865 I've had lunch, and you've sat in the room. 413 00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:49,567 At least five or six times. 414 00:14:49,568 --> 00:14:52,002 Sometimes she'll say, "I need you out. I can't focus." 415 00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:53,237 - But I'll sit right at the door. - Yeah. 416 00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:54,905 So, yes, to answer your question, yes. 417 00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:57,141 Morgan, I think it's pretty obvious what's happening here. 418 00:14:57,142 --> 00:14:59,243 They're trying to make a side deal with your nurses 419 00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:00,444 to break our strike. 420 00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:02,112 They think you're the weakest link. 421 00:15:02,113 --> 00:15:03,314 Okay, you know what? I don't need any... 422 00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:04,615 - Whoa, no! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa. 423 00:15:04,616 --> 00:15:05,983 I don't need some uppity nurse with hair gel 424 00:15:05,984 --> 00:15:08,352 coming to my nice pancake lunch, stirring up trouble. 425 00:15:08,353 --> 00:15:09,520 Come on. 426 00:15:09,521 --> 00:15:12,223 - Or is it the truth? - Is what Ben says true? 427 00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:13,757 Is it? 428 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:16,126 - It's true. - You caved so quickly. 429 00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:18,796 - Morgan, let's go. - This is unbelievable. 430 00:15:18,797 --> 00:15:21,031 Unbelievable! Come on. 431 00:15:21,032 --> 00:15:22,700 - Come on. - Oh, my God. 432 00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:24,102 God! 433 00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:27,838 - Hey, baby. Oh, oh, oh. - Hey, guys. 434 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,473 Hey, Miss Dr. L. 435 00:15:29,474 --> 00:15:32,009 Leo's ear infection is still bothering him. 436 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,811 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay, bye. 437 00:15:33,812 --> 00:15:35,713 Hey, sweetheart. 438 00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:37,715 Okay, you know what, I'm gonna call Dr. Maloof, all right? 439 00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:40,651 This is Dr. Yasmin Maloof. 440 00:15:40,652 --> 00:15:42,586 I'm either unavailable or accepting an award 441 00:15:42,587 --> 00:15:44,455 for powerful women right now. 442 00:15:44,456 --> 00:15:46,724 If your child is in need of immediate assistance, 443 00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:48,459 find your nearest emergency room. 444 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,060 If you are a celebrity, 445 00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:51,896 use the other number I gave you. 446 00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:52,963 I'll pick up. 447 00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:54,699 Come on. 448 00:15:56,368 --> 00:15:57,701 One, two, three, four! 449 00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:59,470 We won't take it anymore! 450 00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:01,138 Five, six, seven, eight! 451 00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:02,773 Come on, docs, negotiate! 452 00:16:02,774 --> 00:16:04,375 One, two, three, four! 453 00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:05,709 - Oh, it's Dr. Lahiri! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 454 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,777 Whoa. 455 00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:08,012 Yeah, I see it. Move your hand. 456 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:09,380 Move it! 457 00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:10,714 - Yeah, it is you! - Hey! 458 00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,850 We heard that you tried to get Morgan to betray us. 459 00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:15,586 Like my sign says, that's not cool! 460 00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:17,187 - Oh. - That's not cool! 461 00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:18,556 I don't want to look at your sign right now. 462 00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:20,558 - No, don't chant it! - That's not cool! 463 00:16:20,559 --> 00:16:22,927 Stop it! I get it. I get it. You don't think it's cool. 464 00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:24,395 I'm sorry, Colette. 465 00:16:24,396 --> 00:16:25,529 I'm not here to fight with you guys. 466 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,331 I'm here 'cause my kid is sick. 467 00:16:27,332 --> 00:16:29,433 Leo still dealing with the ear infection? 468 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:32,169 - Yeah, it got worse. - Okay, clear the way. 469 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,704 - Sick baby coming through. - Hey, go. Go. 470 00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:36,206 Clear a path. Clear a path, all you. 471 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:37,942 But we're still gonna take your ass down! 472 00:16:37,943 --> 00:16:39,843 One, two, three, four! 473 00:16:39,844 --> 00:16:41,445 We won't take this anymore. 474 00:16:41,446 --> 00:16:43,013 Five, six, seven, eight... 475 00:16:44,549 --> 00:16:46,250 Oh, God. 476 00:16:47,686 --> 00:16:49,253 Don't worry, Leo. I'm a doctor. 477 00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:51,388 I'll get the VIP treatment. 478 00:16:51,389 --> 00:16:52,756 It's all right. Okay. 479 00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:54,058 Hey, I'm looking for... 480 00:16:54,059 --> 00:16:55,593 Ah! Oh, God! I'm so sorry. 481 00:16:55,594 --> 00:16:57,661 You just look like a man who guards a crypt. 482 00:16:57,662 --> 00:16:59,096 Do I look like the guy you fired? 483 00:16:59,097 --> 00:17:01,599 I blame my colleagues for how that panned out. 484 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,766 Guess not everyone thought 485 00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,635 I was a worthless bucket of puke. 486 00:17:04,636 --> 00:17:06,971 Did I say that out loud? I'm so sorry. 487 00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:08,672 I'm in kind of a bind. I'm looking for Debbie, 488 00:17:08,673 --> 00:17:10,074 the nurse who usually works here. 489 00:17:10,075 --> 00:17:11,375 I don't know no Debbie. 490 00:17:11,376 --> 00:17:13,277 She's probably out on the picket line. 491 00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:16,080 If you're bleeding out, there's some gauze going around. 492 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,915 Wait's only about four hours. 493 00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,283 Thank you for nothing, sir. 494 00:17:19,284 --> 00:17:21,685 It's okay, Leo. 495 00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:24,054 It's okay. We're gonna get a seat, all right? 496 00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:26,223 There's an open seat right there. 497 00:17:26,224 --> 00:17:27,944 You know, we're just gonna sit by this wall. 498 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:33,330 We won't take it anymore! 499 00:17:33,331 --> 00:17:34,865 Five, six, seven, eight... 500 00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:36,800 Sweetie, I'm sorry you're so miserable. 501 00:17:36,801 --> 00:17:39,169 I don't like how it smells in here either. 502 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:41,071 It'll be okay, all right? 503 00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:45,209 One, two, three, four. We won't take it anymore. 504 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:46,343 - Hey, Morgan. - Hey. 505 00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:47,678 Do you have Dr. Lahiri's number? 506 00:17:47,679 --> 00:17:49,279 Yeah, I got all the numbers... 507 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,649 weight, goal weight, age, real age. 508 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,651 PH, cholesterol... what are you looking for? 509 00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:54,952 Phone? 510 00:17:54,953 --> 00:17:56,787 Why do you need Dr. Lahiri's phone number? 511 00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:59,123 I just want to prank call her 512 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,190 to demoralize her. 513 00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:02,092 - Oh. Good idea. - Ho. 514 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:03,894 Psychological warfare. 515 00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:05,095 Give him the number, Morgan. 516 00:18:05,096 --> 00:18:07,598 Like the Jerky Boys. Here you go. 517 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:09,366 Saw 'em in concert seven times. 518 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,468 - Hello. - Hey, you stink. 519 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:12,770 - Ha-ha, yeah! - Ah. 520 00:18:12,771 --> 00:18:14,672 Excuse me? That smell's not coming from me. 521 00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:18,275 No, don't hang up. It's Ben. 522 00:18:18,276 --> 00:18:20,678 The nurse. Leo's nurse? 523 00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:22,179 Did you forget already? 524 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,515 No, because you can't forget something you never learned. 525 00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:26,383 Okay, that's pretty rude. 526 00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:27,785 Look, I want to help Leo. 527 00:18:27,786 --> 00:18:29,953 - Meet me in your office. - Thanks, but you know what? 528 00:18:29,954 --> 00:18:31,789 I'd rather just sit here in the ER 529 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,290 sitting across from a guy 530 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,025 who has a corn cob sticking out of his... 531 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,161 Oh, my God, he's dead. He's dead. 532 00:18:37,162 --> 00:18:38,896 Leo, it's gonna be okay, all right? 533 00:18:38,897 --> 00:18:41,298 All right, I tried to tell you the trick to these ear drops, 534 00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:42,833 but you didn't want to listen to me. 535 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,736 I'm sorry. When I'm around Dr. Maloof, I become terrible. 536 00:18:45,737 --> 00:18:47,805 She's the kind of light-skinned, frosty, beautiful 537 00:18:47,806 --> 00:18:50,174 minority woman that I sort of see myself as. 538 00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:53,310 Okay, so the trick is to keep Leo still 539 00:18:53,311 --> 00:18:55,546 and lying on his uninfected side so the medicine has time 540 00:18:55,547 --> 00:18:56,980 to settle into his ear. 541 00:18:56,981 --> 00:18:59,316 It's not gonna happen, dude. He is too squirmy. 542 00:18:59,317 --> 00:19:01,385 Yesterday, I tried to put him in his little sparkly 543 00:19:01,386 --> 00:19:02,820 "Mama's Little Diva" camisole. 544 00:19:02,821 --> 00:19:04,621 He screamed, kicked me in the tits. 545 00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:06,290 - Relax, all right? - I'm just telling you! 546 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,691 It's a lot. 547 00:19:07,692 --> 00:19:08,792 What's his favorite show? 548 00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:10,127 "Entourage." 549 00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:12,996 Let's go with "Dora." 550 00:19:12,997 --> 00:19:14,231 Do you have, like, a tablet or something? 551 00:19:14,232 --> 00:19:15,599 I do. 552 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,269 So we lock the screen, put it at 90 degrees... 553 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,938 Don't worry, guys. 554 00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:25,576 We don't know which way to go. 555 00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:28,545 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, pretty cool, right? 556 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:29,613 He's laying still. 557 00:19:29,614 --> 00:19:30,681 Why don't you put the ear drops in? 558 00:19:30,682 --> 00:19:31,882 Oh, yeah, of course. 559 00:19:31,883 --> 00:19:34,818 You have to say "math." 560 00:19:34,819 --> 00:19:36,220 Voilà. 561 00:19:36,221 --> 00:19:38,288 Ben, wow. 562 00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,290 I haven't seen him this into a TV show 563 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,759 since that "Entourage" where Turtle 564 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,194 had a three-way with those skanks in Park City. 565 00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:48,499 You are really good with kids. 566 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,301 You should be a mall Santa, or, like, real Santa. 567 00:19:51,302 --> 00:19:53,170 Yeah, I'm a pediatric nurse. 568 00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:54,805 I've told you this several times. 569 00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:57,241 Actually learned that ear drop trick with my own daughter. 570 00:19:57,242 --> 00:19:58,609 Oh, is she a toddler too? 571 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:00,077 Nope. She's 13. 572 00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:01,411 - What? - Mm-hmm. 573 00:20:01,412 --> 00:20:04,248 Damn, dude, you started young. 574 00:20:04,249 --> 00:20:05,883 Most guys in Manhattan don't have kids till they're, 575 00:20:05,884 --> 00:20:07,351 like, 70, and then they die 576 00:20:07,352 --> 00:20:09,520 before they have to sit through a boring graduation. 577 00:20:09,521 --> 00:20:11,088 Guess I'm not like most guys in Manhattan. 578 00:20:11,089 --> 00:20:12,422 Oh, wait, wait, I'm sorry. 579 00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:14,291 - This is just to say thank you. - No, no, no, no. 580 00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:17,694 I can't take your money. Also, this is only $3. 581 00:20:17,695 --> 00:20:20,497 And a European Wax Center punch card. 582 00:20:20,498 --> 00:20:22,032 That's an accident. I need that back. 583 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,067 I am hairy like a curse, so... 584 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:26,203 At least, can I give you money for a cab ride home? 585 00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:27,771 Look, I didn't want to have to tell you this, 586 00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:30,140 but I'm not going home. 587 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,542 I'm a bouncer at Dave & Buster's 588 00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,443 to pick up some extra cash during the strike. 589 00:20:33,444 --> 00:20:36,113 I'm constantly breaking up fights over Ms. Pac-Man. 590 00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:37,794 But it's in the neighborhood, so I'll walk. 591 00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:43,620 Hey, I'm sorry that you have to take that job. 592 00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:45,389 And I hope that the strike ends soon. 593 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:46,757 It's all right. 594 00:20:46,758 --> 00:20:48,918 Nothing too embarrassing when it's for your kid, right? 595 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:01,538 Hey. 596 00:21:01,539 --> 00:21:03,774 - Yeah. - This is for you. 597 00:21:03,775 --> 00:21:05,843 It's the money for the apartment. 598 00:21:05,844 --> 00:21:07,878 Oh, no, Mindy. How did you get this money? 599 00:21:07,879 --> 00:21:10,113 Was it the mob? You already owe them so much. 600 00:21:10,114 --> 00:21:12,583 I don't want to go into the details of how I got the money. 601 00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:15,319 I will say a helpful Dave & Buster's bouncer 602 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,520 gave me some good advice. 603 00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,388 He said when it comes to your kid, 604 00:21:18,389 --> 00:21:20,657 you find a way to get the money, no matter what. 605 00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:22,492 Okay, well, that anecdote 606 00:21:22,493 --> 00:21:23,794 didn't make a whole lot of sense, 607 00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:25,295 but as long as this check cashes, 608 00:21:25,296 --> 00:21:26,997 I don't give a hoot. 609 00:21:26,998 --> 00:21:28,365 - Congrats on your new apartment. - Thank you. 610 00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:32,669 Ah, Mindy! What on earth is this? 611 00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:35,072 Brendan and Duncan Deslaurier proudly announce 612 00:21:35,073 --> 00:21:38,575 their new on-call physician, Dr. Mindy Lahiri. 613 00:21:38,576 --> 00:21:41,245 Oh, no. Damn, they made those fast. 614 00:21:41,246 --> 00:21:42,646 And I don't love that photo. 615 00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:45,682 "Dr. Lahiri knows that using a midwife is just as safe 616 00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:49,052 if not safer than giving birth with a doctor." 617 00:21:49,053 --> 00:21:50,687 Mindy, how could you? 618 00:21:50,688 --> 00:21:52,923 - That is so embarrassing. - I know, okay? 619 00:21:52,924 --> 00:21:54,458 But I needed the money. 620 00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:55,993 Besides, it's just a stupid brochure. 621 00:21:55,994 --> 00:21:58,329 It's not just a brochure! 622 00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:01,632 No peace, no nurses! 623 00:22:01,633 --> 00:22:03,767 No peace, no nurses! 624 00:22:03,768 --> 00:22:05,402 No peace, no nurses! 625 00:22:05,403 --> 00:22:08,005 No peace, no nurses! 626 00:22:08,006 --> 00:22:10,073 No peace, no nurses! 627 00:22:10,074 --> 00:22:12,175 No peace, no nurses! 628 00:22:12,176 --> 00:22:14,278 - No peace, no nurses! - Oh, no. 629 00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:15,512 - No peace, no nurses! - Oh, God. 630 00:22:15,513 --> 00:22:16,647 Horrible, horrible. 631 00:22:16,648 --> 00:22:18,515 Defeat is our only hope. 632 00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:20,717 No peace, no nurses! 633 00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:23,020 No peace, no nurses! 634 00:22:23,021 --> 00:22:24,988 No peace, no nurses! 635 00:22:24,989 --> 00:22:27,157 No peace, no nurses! 636 00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:28,392 No peace, no nurses! 637 00:22:28,393 --> 00:22:30,395 Ah, she spat on me! 638 00:22:30,396 --> 00:22:34,432 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/