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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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[clears throat]
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[sniffs]
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Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda.
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So, for today, I'm gonna teach you
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how to keep your feet warm
while you're wearing sandals.
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I know, everyone's dying to know.
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So, you want to know the secret?
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Ta-da!
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So, for this tutorial
all you're gonna need
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is some sandals
and, of course... some socks.
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So, first thing you're gonna do
is take the sock, you...
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- [Jim] Cut!
- What?
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This is missing something.
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I... I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Okay, well, you didn't let me get
to the part where I put
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my thong inside the toe crease.
Let me show you.
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I know, I know, but it just doesn't
have the same pizzazz
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as, like, the Free Voice Lesson video.
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- I'm pretty sure that would be huge...
- No, okay?
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That video gives away
all my singing secrets.
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Don't post it.
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It's just that... you were just
the grand marshal of the parade!
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And when you're on top,
you have a long way to fall.
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One teensy mistake could send you
crashing down from your fame throne.
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That's why this next video we post...
has got to be the best!
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Yeah, you're right.
What ideas do you have?
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[gasps]
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What about a no-charge singing tutorial?
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Hmm.
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- Wait! That's the same freakin' thing!
- [sputters]
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What about a no money up-front...
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melodic yelling experience video?
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What does "melodic" mean?
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- Singing.
- No! That's the same thing again!
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[sighs]
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Think of something else.
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Just think about it, Miranda!
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[sighs]
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Oh, well, hello.
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Did you have something
you wanted to say to me?
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I'm just saying, it's probably pretty good
that I fixed those paintings for you.
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You know, usually when someone helps you
get into art school
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you're supposed to say, "Thank you."
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Hello? Earth to Emily!
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I didn't get into the art school... okay?
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What?
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But I spent almost an hour
fixing those paintings.
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[inhales] Fixing them?
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You ruined them.
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Emily... Did you not see
all the glitter and the macaroni?
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Those paintings looked way better
after I got to them.
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I was helping you.
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I put everything into those paintings
and you destroyed them, Miranda.
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All of them.
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[faintly] I'm sorry.
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Are you sorry?
Really?
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Or are you just so dumb
that you thought you were helping me?
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[theme music playing]
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Oh, is this for me?
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Correct.
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I like your bow tie.
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Oh, thank you.
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I had a matching hat for it,
but I lost it.
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Oh.
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What the heck is this?
Where's my Froze Toes?
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Uh, well, this is a Froze Rose.
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I made it for you.
It took a long time.
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Okay, well, Patrick,
you know my regular order.
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One Froze Toes, please.
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So, I'm really looking forward
to our date this evening.
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[inhales deeply] You should be.
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I'm still working out
some of the details.
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Uh...
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Well, it better be really good. [scoffs]
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Mmm.
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The stakes are high, Patrick.
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I'm famous now, so...
I could be dating anyone I want.
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Plus... [sniffles]
I'm a lady.
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- [slurping]
- Oh, I know.
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So you better do something
really romantic,
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like taking me to a fancy restaurant or...
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renting a bouncy house.
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[softly] A restaurant.
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- [mutters]
- [vehicle approaching]
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Hey, I know you from church.
You're Amanda, right?
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[scoffs] He still doesn't even
know your name.
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How offensive.
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[Owen] And you're Patrick.
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He remembered.
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- Let me get one of those popsicles, Patty.
- Oh! You can have this one.
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I didn't even lick it yet. Unless...
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Did you want me to?
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Oh! Thanks, Amanda.
Saves me a buck, right?
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[chuckles]
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[Owen] Oh, yeah.
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Purity loves cold treats.
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Hey, Owen...
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Wanna pop my bubble?
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Uh...
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Patrick! How could you?
That bubble was for Owen.
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Don't worry, I'll blow you a new one.
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[chuckling] Okay, you two.
I gotta get goin'.
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But where you going?
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I got a thing.
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A thing?
Mmm, I love things.
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What is it?
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It's a sound check
for my CD release party.
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It's at the Thea, so...
it's a pretty big deal. [sniffs]
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It's tonight if you guys wanna come.
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Oh, well, we're busy tonight.
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Cool. It's fine.
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[engine starting]
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See you around, Amanda.
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[Miranda] The Thea Foss Theater?
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What the heck?
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- [chuckles]
- [door opens]
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- [door slams shut]
- Uncle Jim!
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Oh! Mr. Uncle, can I ask you a question
real quick before Miranda comes back?
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Shh!
[whispering] Get down here and hide!
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Here, we need to hide!
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Hide, Patrick, hide.
Hurry! Hurry.
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[gasps] Hide! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!
Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!
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Whoa! Well, I'm trying to shoot
a viral video with Miranda.
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Now, if she sees us, the prank won't work.
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[Patrick] Well, uh,
can I ask your advice on something?
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How many times
do I have to tell you, Patrick?
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There's no one more qualified
to give advice than Uncle Jim.
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[chuckles] Yeah, of course.
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Uh, well, you see, Miranda finally agreed
to go on a date with me.
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Uh, and my primary objective
is to make sure that she's happy.
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So do you have any advice
on some activities that she might enjoy?
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Daddy saddle.
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- Excuse me?
- Daddy saddle.
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Ever since she was little,
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the happiest I've ever seen her
is on the daddy saddle.
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[chuckles]
Well, I... [clears throat]
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I don't think it'd be appropriate
for Miranda to ride on me.
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Why wouldn't it be appropriate
for her to ride on you?
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We're not related.
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Okay.
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And then, next, she says that
she wants a bounce house.
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- Of course she does.
- [stuttering] Yeah, and it's like,
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what kind of bounce house
do you get a girl?
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Like, if I got her the dinosaur one,
would that send the wrong message?
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- Yes.
- [Miranda] Uncle Jim! Uncle Jim!
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Uncle Jim!
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[Jim] Oh, shoot!
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What is this?
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[Jim sighs]
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How come I don't have a show here?
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Uh, we... we can get you a show
anywhere you want.
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You told me that the Thea Foss Theater
was impossible to get into.
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It is.
It only books famous people.
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- What?
- Oh! I mean, uh,
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famous in the traditional sense.
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Not pop or Internet celebrities.
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It's very close-minded of them.
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Excuse me?
I am famous.
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I already did all your
Five Phases of Fame, plus a parade!
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I should be enjoying
a life of fame and luxury right now,
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but instead, you keep trying to make me
go back to phase one.
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[sighs]
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You're right. I'm sorry. I'll...
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I'll get you a night
at that place, Miranda.
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Thank you.
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- [grunts]
- [Patrick and Jim gasp]
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[sighs] Missed it.
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[sighs]
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Emily.
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I'm sorry I don't know
what to say sometimes.
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But the truth is, you're very strong.
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And... I do need to tell you something.
I need to tell you...
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- I have this syndrome...
- [scoffs] Mom, please, okay?
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I don't want to hear
about your imaginary ailments anymore.
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What?
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Are you going somewhere?
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- [sighs] I'm moving in with Dad.
- What?
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Why are you still talking to your father?
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Because I want to move in with him,
and he said yes.
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But you... you don't know
what he's really like!
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I know that he's different
than everyone else here.
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Well, what about us?
We need you.
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Mom!
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I cannot keep cleaning up
your messes, okay?
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I don't want to live in constant fear
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that someone's gonna glue macaroni
to every single thing that I do.
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- [Bethany sighs]
- [watch beeping]
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[sighs]
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- Can I help you?
- Yes, hi. I'm Miranda.
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My manager just called you
about booking a gig here for me?
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Uh, you mean your uncle.
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Yeah, I told him that wasn't gonna happen.
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- What the heck?
- Hey!
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Oh! Hey, Owen.
[laughs nervously]
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Thank God you're here.
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I'm trying to book a show here,
but this lady's being really annoying.
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Claire?
No, no, Claire's the best.
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She sold out my show
in, like, three hours.
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Well, [chuckles] it wasn't very hard.
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- You're so talented.
- [Owen chuckles]
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I think you're more talented
than she thinks, so...
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Aw, thanks, hon.
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- Hon?
- You know this person?
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[chuckles]
Amanda? Yes.
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It's pretty hard to forget Amanda.
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- Stop it.
- [both chuckle]
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You should tell her how good I am
so she'll give me a show.
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[stutters] Uh, I did see her perform
at a funeral the other day
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and she...
she really shocked people.
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It was... It was pretty epic.
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[sighs] Yeah, I made people cry.
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- [chuckles]
- I bet you did.
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Wait. I have an idea.
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I have this really big announcement
tonight at the end of my show
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and it could use something epic
and you would be perfect.
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Oh, well, first of all, thank you
for recognizing that I'm perfect.
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And, secondly...
I'd love to do it.
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So, you come on and perform.
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Get people laughing and then...
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Boom!
I'll come out with my big surprise.
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Laughing?
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Don't you mean caressing everyone's ears
with my tantalizing sweet voice?
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- You see what I mean?
- [both chuckle]
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She's awesome!
So, can you do it?
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You have to.
It'd be perfect.
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I mean, this is all happening
so fast, Owen! [chuckling]
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Um, obviously, I'm gonna do it
because of our connection.
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Um, I know a really good love song?
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Yes. That would be amazing!
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- I'll see you later.
- Okay. [chuckles]
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I'll see you later.
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I'll see you so goodly.
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[stammering] Okay.
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See... see ya later.
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[exhales deeply]
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[whispering] Did you see the way
he looked at me?
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- [clears throat] Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.
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[chuckles] I'm feeling tinglies.
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Hello, and welcome to our date.
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Hello... and welcome to our date.
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[groans]
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- [echoing] Mom.
- Yes?
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I'm performing
at the Thea Foss Theater tonight.
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Great.
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[echoing] Did you hear what I said?
247
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,137
[normal] The Thea Foss Theater.
248
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,390
It's sold out.
This is gonna be huge for my career.
249
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,517
Yes.
250
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,895
Um, have you seen my purse?
251
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,063
What?
Why are you changing the subject?
252
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,399
[gasps] There it is.
253
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,777
You're gonna be there, right?
254
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,028
[echoing] You bet.
255
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,239
[echoing] Why are you
walking so weird today?
256
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,283
[normal] Do you have foot warts again?
257
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,494
Mom, I swear, if you walk around barefoot
and I catch it,
258
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,953
I'm gonna be so ticked off at you!
259
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,206
[exhales]
260
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,226
Ooh, oh, Miranda!
261
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,563
I called the theater
and they aren't budging.
262
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,940
But guess what?
It gave me an incredible idea.
263
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,316
We gotta go back to phase one.
264
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,569
We gotta get you another viral video.
265
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,987
But this time, it's got to be bigger!
266
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,865
And that way, they'll be begging
to have you perform on that stage!
267
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,283
Enough with the viral video!
268
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:12,537
No, no, but listen.
I came up with an original song.
269
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,247
It's sure to go viral.
It's called "Where My Baes At?"
270
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,585
That's a horrible idea.
What the heck's a bae?
271
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,669
Uh, I don't know exactly.
272
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,421
Okay, if you don't like that,
how about this?
273
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:25,425
We film you swimming
in a bathtub full of Slurpees.
274
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,052
Ew, Uncle Jim.
It's not even summer.
275
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,013
Okay, here's one I thought of last night.
A cinnamon challenge.
276
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,724
You know what?
Let me stop you there.
277
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,017
I went to that theater
and I got myself a gig.
278
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,437
- You did? Without me?
- Yes, I did! I did!
279
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,481
Yes, without you.
I got a gig tonight.
280
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,484
So thanks for telling me
that it was impossible to get into.
281
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,444
I thought it was impossible.
282
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,779
Owen heard my voice
and that was all it took.
283
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,867
He practically begged me to be
a part of his CD release concert tonight.
284
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:52,994
What do you think about that?
285
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,621
He thinks I'm perfect.
286
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,831
He said that?
287
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,708
He said that you were perfect?
288
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,042
Yes.
289
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,836
He sees the real me.
290
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,381
You... you might be
misunderstanding him, Miranda.
291
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,259
Are you serious, Emily? [scoffs]
292
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,554
Sounds like someone's jealous
because I'm about to get all famous
293
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,891
and all the agents and managers tonight
are gonna discover me
294
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,935
and I'm gonna forget
all you little people.
295
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,311
[stutters] Miranda.
296
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,273
I actually think Emily might be right.
297
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,568
Emily, why are you freaking everybody out?
298
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,905
You're just mad
because all my dreams are coming true
299
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,532
and I'm falling in love,
300
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,659
and that dumb art school rejected you.
301
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,412
[Emily scoffs]
302
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,707
Bye, Miranda.
303
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,293
Okay.
304
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,591
Someone's grumpy.
305
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,302
[chuckles] Did you see her
with that big old bag of books?
306
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,055
- What a nerd!
- Nerd alert! [chuckles]
307
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,473
- Book burn.
- Book burn.
308
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,645
But, Miranda, I actually think this time,
Emily might have a point.
309
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,731
I mean, you don't need
these record industry people!
310
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,525
You have a secret weapon.
311
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,529
His name is Uncle Jim.
Now let's focus on the viral video.
312
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,947
No!
313
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,034
Okay, you got it!
314
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,953
I got it!
I'm... I'm on it!
315
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,581
You just, uh,
worry about your performance tonight.
316
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,165
[sighs heavily]
317
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,250
I'll, uh, worry about the viral video.
318
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,089
- [tuning guitar]
- [Miranda humming]
319
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,384
Owen! [scoffs]
320
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,637
I just did an incredible entrance
and you missed it!
321
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,306
Can you please look up here?
I'll do it again.
322
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,476
[April] Hey, you.
323
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,019
Hey, April, what's up?
324
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,730
- [chuckles] Are you excited?
- [Miranda humming]
325
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,272
Owen!
326
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,983
Oh, hi! [chuckles]
327
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,695
- What are you guys talking about?
- Uh, um...
328
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,781
I just wanted to say,
break a leg, baby. [chuckles]
329
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,784
Thank you.
We both will, "baby."
330
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,580
- Okay... [chuckling] Okay.
- I'll see you out there.
331
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,332
[chuckling]
332
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:09,756
Aw. You're so sweet,
being nice to the little fans.
333
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:11,924
Yeah.
334
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,802
All right.
Let me explain everything.
335
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,807
So, your performance is gonna
catch everyone off guard.
336
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:24,729
And the idea is,
they'll never be expecting a proposal.
337
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,188
A proposal?
338
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,692
Yeah, but that's the surprise, though.
So, shh, don't tell April.
339
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,860
Why would I tell her?
340
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:35,364
Just hand me this after you sing.
341
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,533
But... no peeking.
342
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,453
[chuckling] Oh, my gosh!
This is so unexpected!
343
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,372
This is crazy! [chuckles]
344
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,374
Okay. I'll see you out there.
345
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,543
Great! It's a date!
346
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,589
It's a date. A date.
347
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,010
[phone vibrating]
348
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:03,142
Hi, Miranda, uh, you're a little late,
is everything okay?
349
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,269
Yeah.
A lot's happened today.
350
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,854
My schedule got crazy.
351
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,065
Oh, uh, well, that's, um...
352
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,860
That's okay.
Uh, are you on your way now?
353
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,072
I have to cancel.
354
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,492
Oh. So...
355
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,329
So you're not coming tonight, uh...
356
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,789
Well, that's all right.
357
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,500
Uh, we'll...
We'll do it again soon.
358
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,880
Actually, it might take me a while to
save up for this particular plan again,
359
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,298
but, you know, that's...
360
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,676
That's fine.
361
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,928
Patrick.
362
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,431
I don't think things are gonna
work out between us.
363
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,686
Uh...
364
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,022
Why?
What... what changed?
365
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,859
I'm with Owen now.
366
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,361
What?
367
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,199
Listen... I like you, Patrick.
368
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,077
But I have to be smart about my love life.
369
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,038
No offense, but I can't date a nobody.
370
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,082
It wouldn't be good for my career.
371
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,001
Besides, when I agreed to go out with you
372
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,129
I had no idea that Owen was even
interested in me.
373
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,048
I think you'll understand that
I have to see things through with him.
374
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,927
We're gonna be that celebrity couple
I always knew we could be.
375
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,141
But... you and me can still be friends.
376
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,646
No, Miranda...
377
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,775
I don't think we can.
378
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,106
[audience applauding]
379
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:20,237
Guys, I want to thank you all
for coming out to my CD release party.
380
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:23,115
I got a great lineup for y'all tonight.
381
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,410
Uh, this next song goes out
to a very special person
382
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:29,038
who's been with me
through thick and thin.
383
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,666
My dog... Purity.
384
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,921
[audience applauding]
385
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,846
♪ I love you so much ♪
386
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,599
♪ You help me through hard times ♪
387
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,854
♪ You're there for good times ♪
388
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,648
♪ You make me want to rhyme ♪
389
00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:03,155
♪ Because we have such a good time ♪
390
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,659
- [whispers] Hey.
- Oh! You scared the toots outta me.
391
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,079
- What are you doing here?
- I'm just checking in.
392
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,164
Uh, have any managers approached you yet?
393
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,041
- [scoffs] No, Uncle Jim.
- Oh.
394
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,126
Shh.
395
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,128
Well, I guess, things, you know...
396
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:20,047
I guess they don't always
work out like you thought.
397
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:23,425
Good thing that I have
a backup plan already in effect.
398
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,676
That's what I do as your manager.
399
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,637
Sometimes I do things
you don't even ask for.
400
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,430
What backup plan?
401
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,142
[clears throat] Uh, just a little video
that I posted.
402
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:32,977
What video?
403
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,937
Well, [clears throat] as your manager,
404
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,188
I had to make an executive decision.
405
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,899
What video did you post?
406
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,277
The Free Voice Lesson video
is going to do very well.
407
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,694
Uncle Jim, I told you
not to post that video!
408
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,363
Miranda, you left me no choice.
409
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,948
- Why...
- You're fired.
410
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,410
More like on fire,
because this decision is...
411
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,245
I said you're fired!
412
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,415
Miranda...
413
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:58,544
You told me the only way to get famous
was through your dumb little phases.
414
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,296
But you were so wrong.
415
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,925
I had to do all the work, all by myself,
and look at me now.
416
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:05,801
You have no idea what you're doing.
417
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,887
I don't need you.
418
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,435
But, Miranda, we're family.
419
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,355
I don't need you.
420
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:25,947
Okay.
421
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,249
[sighs]
422
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,710
[audience applauding]
423
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,594
Before we wrap it up tonight,
424
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:53,432
I have one last surprise for you guys.
425
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:58,395
Um, please give a very special welcome
to my special guest...
426
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,814
[chuckles] Amanda.
427
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,524
[applause]
428
00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,324
Thank you.
Thank you, Owen.
429
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:15,162
I have a very special song
prepared for you all this evening.
430
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:19,041
I'd like to dedicate this song to Owen,
431
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,584
because at the end of the day,
432
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,712
all the sacrifices I have made
are worth it...
433
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,672
because of the love that we share.
434
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:30,886
This song is called,
"And I Will Always Love You."
435
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,268
[breathes deeply]
436
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:46,110
♪ If I should stay ♪
437
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:53,867
♪ I would only be in your way ♪
438
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,666
♪ So I'll go ♪
439
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,419
♪ But I know ♪
440
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:07,131
♪ I'll think of you ♪
441
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:14,180
♪ Every step of the way ♪
442
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:27,484
♪ And I ♪
443
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:32,739
♪ Will always love you, ooh-ooh ♪
444
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:41,457
♪ I will always love you... I ♪
445
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,211
♪ I will always love you ♪
446
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:53,719
♪ I will always love a-you ♪
447
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,305
Okay. Okay, okay.
[stuttering] Cut the track.
448
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,848
Cut the tape. Yeah.
449
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,309
[chuckling] That was...
That was so funny!
450
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,645
Okay, you guys,
[stuttering] I'm sorry. That was...
451
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:07,233
That was just a little joke that, uh,
Amanda and I wanted to play on you guys
452
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:08,817
to throw you off a little bit, uh...
453
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,569
[audience laughing]
454
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,863
What I really want to do is, um...
455
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:18,452
April, can you come on stage for a second?
456
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:21,455
[audience murmuring]
457
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,166
Thank you.
458
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,294
April...
459
00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:29,713
[sighs]
460
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,966
- Will you marry me?
- [April gasps]
461
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:34,676
- Yes!
- What?
462
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,387
But you already asked me!
463
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,430
[laughing]
Ah, good one!
464
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,349
- [audience laughing]
- [Owen] She's so funny!
465
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,059
- Okay, seriously, though. I need to...
- [April laughs]
466
00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:45,646
uh, I need to give the ring to...
to April now, so...
467
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,981
- No, you gave it to me.
- Yeah, to hold.
468
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,775
[audience laughing]
469
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,902
[Miranda] This is just
a misunderstanding, everybody!
470
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,654
He asked me backstage earlier!
471
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,406
You're really committing
to the joke, right?
472
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,158
- Owen, what are you doing?
- I'm... [grunts]
473
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,284
[April] You okay?
474
00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,576
- [Owen] Well, thank you.
- [audience chuckles]
475
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:04,165
Anyway... she said yes!
476
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,707
- [April squeals]
- [Owen chuckles]
477
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,584
[audience applauds]
478
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:19,763
Stop, stop! Stop!
Stop clapping!
479
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,056
[applause stops]
480
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,224
How could you pick her?
481
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,768
- I'm way more attractive.
- [all laughing]
482
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,105
- [Miranda] Stop it!
- [laughing continues]
483
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,107
Why are you laughing?
484
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,196
Why is it funny that someone
would love me?
485
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,780
[laughing stops]
486
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:47,916
- Uh...
- [April stutters]
487
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,377
Um...
488
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:53,046
I... think you should go.
489
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,259
- [screams] Give me that ring!
- No, no!
490
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,094
- Just... Give me the ring!
- [Owen grunting]
491
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,429
Give me the ring!
492
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,013
- [shrieks] Give me the ring!
- [Owen] No, no...
493
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,557
It's mine!
494
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,642
[no audible dialogue]
495
00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:16,237
Mom, don't let them do this to me!
Someone help, please!
496
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,988
Mom!
497
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,138
[phone ringing]
498
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,729
[answering machine beeps]
499
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:54,149
[Miranda crying]
Mom? Pick up!
500
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,110
Uncle Jim!
501
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,780
Are you there?
502
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,330
[door opens and closes]
503
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,007
[phone vibrating]
504
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:22,135
[sighs]
505
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,888
[phone vibrating]
506
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:33,146
[phone vibrating]
507
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,619
[Miranda] Hello?
Where is everyone?
508
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:29,703
[Bethany] Oh...
509
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,789
What time is it?
510
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,710
Well, if it isn't the little mother
who couldn't be bothered to come
511
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,670
to her own daughter's performance.
512
00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:40,964
Oh, did I...
513
00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,799
Did I sleep through it?
514
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,929
I asked you for one thing, Mom.
515
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,848
One thing.
516
00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:51,892
To be there!
517
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,604
Oh, Miranda, you're all wet!
518
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:56,772
Yeah, I'm all wet!
519
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,190
I had to walk home in the rain
'cause no one was there for me.
520
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,817
And it's all your fault!
521
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,153
No, that's... No. No!
522
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,159
"No"?
523
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:11,662
That's it?
524
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,373
You have nothing else to say?
525
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,835
Nothing, Mom? Nothing else
you want to say to me? Mom?
526
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,254
Do you want to know
why I wasn't there, Miranda?
527
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,840
Where are you going?
528
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:28,387
These are why I missed
your petty little show!
529
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:30,305
[Bethany gasping]
530
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:34,142
They make me... drowsy
and they make me forget things!
531
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,562
But I have to take them,
because if I don't
532
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:39,565
my kidneys could fail
before I find a donor!
533
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:41,733
[Bethany sighs]
534
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,070
I might die, Miranda.
535
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:51,284
And all you care about is yourself!
536
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,501
And I feel like... I'm drowning.
537
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,630
[sobbing] And I'm so scared.
538
00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:06,257
I'm so scared.
539
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,509
[Bethany sniffles]
540
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,764
And no one in this family
is willing to just reach down
541
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:15,016
- in the water to help me.
- [pill bottle clatters]
542
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,729
I can't do this.
543
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,774
[sniffs] I'm leaving.
544
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,695
- Where are you going?
- [sniffs]
545
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:28,905
I don't know.
546
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,825
But I don't want to be here.
547
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:35,746
Fine!
548
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,206
Fine?
549
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,595
[softly] Fine.
550
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,369
[sniffles]
551
00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,646
Uncle Jim... [inhales sharply]
552
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,105
Uncle Jim, it worked!
553
00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:57,578
[mouse clicking]
554
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:28,942
[continues clicking]
555
00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:48,044
[bicycle bell rings]
556
00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:52,465
[classical music playing]