1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,679 This programme contains strong language, adult humour and the slaughter of an animal. 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,759 In 21st-century Britain, we have it pretty easy. 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,799 But by their own admission, modern-day celebrities have it easier than most. 4 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,519 I love oxygen treatments. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,039 I want to find out how these celebrities will cope 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,599 when stripped of their luxury lifestyles... 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,519 Absolutely beautiful. 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,839 ..and left to fend for themselves in the wild. 9 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,840 It's the glamour of showbiz. 10 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,599 I've abandoned 10 British celebrities 11 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,479 on a remote desert island in the Pacific. 12 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,199 Tastes like piss. Fish piss. 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,719 I have OCL. 14 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,639 Obsessive-compulsive laziness. 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,159 Marooned in just the clothes they stand up in 16 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,399 and with a handful of basic tools. 17 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,999 I don't want to circumcise myself. 18 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Oh, my God! Mark, Mark! Please do it! 19 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,519 Alone with four camera operators... 20 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,719 Hi, I'm Tom. 21 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,879 ..they will film everything themselves. 22 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,159 This is Josie Long. 23 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,999 Sorry, I'm desperately trying not to flash my bum to you. 24 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,759 They'll only eat what they can hunt down... 25 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,559 I've got a fish! Oh, my God! 26 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,799 ..and kill. SHE SCREAMS 27 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,239 Now I feel like an explorer. Oh, thank you darling! 28 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,719 This is proper real. 29 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,959 Deprived of all of the creature comforts... 30 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,239 I haven't taken a shit since we've got here. 31 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,919 Which is slightly concerning. 32 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,279 ..they take for granted... 33 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,439 Positivity, positivity, positivity. 34 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,319 ..will they have the determination... 35 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,959 This is going to hurt. SHE SCREAMS 36 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,319 SHE CHEERS 37 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,679 ..and the strength... 38 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,079 We have no water. We have no BEEP water. 39 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,479 ..to survive. 40 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,959 All right, now move! OH! 41 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,960 We are so, so BEEP. We've been out here for hours and hours. 42 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,760 HE SOBS 43 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,439 THEY SCREAM 44 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,599 What time does the bar open on this boat? 45 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,599 If you have a glass of Sauvignon, what are you going to miss? 46 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,159 As part of this year's Stand Up To Cancer campaign 47 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:07,160 10 celebrities agreed to try and endure the island. 48 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,359 Yes, mate! 49 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,360 They're all taking part for free and donating their fees to charity. 50 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,400 Cancer's a disease that's affected every single person 51 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,399 in some way and, you know, I'm no exception. 52 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:26,400 My grandad was such an massive part of my life 53 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,279 and it was so brutal the way we lost him to cancer 54 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,119 and that's my main reason why I want to do it. 55 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,839 I abandoned the group alone 10 days ago. 56 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,599 Oh, BEEP, he's gone! BEEP! 57 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,199 For more than a week they struggled to find anything to eat. 58 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,239 SHE SCREAMS 59 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,479 SHE GROANS 60 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,799 Pushed to the edge, two of the group quit the island. 61 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,639 Bye, Aston! Bye, guys! 62 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,479 With Mark's leadership coming under fire... 63 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,479 I don't want to fall out with you but I want... 64 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,079 No, please stop, guys. Guys! Just stop. Both of you. More than you. 65 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,079 ..selfie queen Karen took over... 66 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,919 You don't speak like that in leadership. 67 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,879 You know, that's not the way to do it. 68 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,919 ..and led the islanders to victory... 69 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,319 Got it! 70 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,879 ..as they finally caught their first proper meal. 71 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,159 Has he done it? 72 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,160 We've got our Sunday dinner. Real food! 73 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,080 Ah! My morning carafe of piss. Mm! 74 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,240 Mm. Saltier than usual. Whose is this today? 75 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:40,080 I wasn't comfortable but, you know, 10 days with zero food 76 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,360 and having lost well over 2st it was me or the turkey. 77 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,559 Last night, the islanders caught and ate two turkeys. 78 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,559 What's critical now is that they make the most of this 79 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,879 valuable injection of calories. 80 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,719 It's giving them what I call the golden window of opportunity 81 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,239 and it's just how the natural world works. 82 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,240 Hunt, feed and use that energy to regroup and hunt again. 83 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,599 I think people see shows like this and you just think 84 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,239 yeah, they're having a holiday, really, 85 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,599 and they underestimate a little bit just how tough it is. 86 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,999 Like, "Oh, you did was sunbathe, all you did was lie around 87 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,919 "on a lovely beach," and that is just bollocks. Total bollocks. 88 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,399 People don't get it. 89 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,079 With morale on a high after yesterday's success, 90 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,239 leader Karen has come to a decision. 91 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,559 Oh, my God! 92 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,039 I saw that. That was hilarious. 93 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,639 I shall retire from my political duties 94 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,359 because everyone is just really happy 95 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:38,119 now that we've had something to eat. I'm just going to chill. 96 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,679 I'm really proud of myself. 97 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,759 Do we look like a boyband? Do we look like a really shit boyband? 98 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:46,439 Following several days of conflict the islanders have decided 99 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:50,440 that reality star Ollie would be a good candidate to unite the group. 100 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,880 And now, Blue Steel. 101 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,919 Ollie's leader today which I'm very happy about 102 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:01,199 I definitely think that he deserves his time to shine. 103 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,599 I was quite touched that they think I'm kind of mature enough 104 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,600 to lead a group. I'm not sure I am, so I hope I don't BEEP up. 105 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,279 If I'm not filming Made In Chelsea, most days, I wake up in the morning, 106 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,759 I generally put on a bit of Bieber, 107 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,559 and light a candle and start writing. 108 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,519 My ancestors are sheep farmers in Somerset but they, 109 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,079 I think, work somewhat harder than I do. 110 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,080 And they do have to, I don't know, breed and slay sheep. 111 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,719 Yeah, great. Can't wait to see you either. 112 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,239 I'm not sure there's so much of a thing as an alpha male nowadays. 113 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,439 I think there is just, there's men. 114 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,919 I mean, most of the guys I know wear more make-up than the women. 115 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,079 That might be just Chelsea. 116 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,239 Morning. Morning. Good morning. 117 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,519 I want you to chill as much as you want today. Hurrah! 118 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:51,520 Because I think you really have worked hard and I think you're exhausted. We all feel horrible. 119 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,680 We're smelly, We're sleep deprived. For now, let's just chill out. 120 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,359 ALL: Thanks, Ollie! 121 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:02,360 We have a new leader who wanted to declare a day off. 122 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,919 Pleasure comes before business apparently. 123 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,959 That's the new order of the day today. 124 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,960 SHE SIGHS 125 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,719 This is the best day we've all had. 126 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,279 Can I just say, this is my favourite leadership so far. Thanks. 127 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,119 As a hedonist. 128 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,839 If you've had a success, you may feel like 129 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,679 you've earned the right to kind of, you know, take it easy, 130 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:30,680 but in a survival situation there's no such thing as a day off. 131 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,799 If you're not thinking like three steps ahead, you're in trouble. 132 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,800 OH, I just need a big pizza. 133 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,640 Pork pie dipped in ketchup. Or salad cream. Oh, gherkins! 134 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,319 Or pickled onions. Oh, pickled onions! 135 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:50,359 Just two hours in and Ollie's day of rest 136 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,399 is starting to lose its appeal. 137 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,399 I'm really hungry now. I think that turkey has given me a... 138 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,119 All that did was make me more hungry. 139 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,279 Yeah, I think it just sort of kick-started... 140 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,959 It activated. Yeah, because your stomach is starting to close down. 141 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,359 Yeah, that's it. 142 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,039 Having eaten for the first time, you know, I feel hungry, 143 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,959 I feel starving now because it's like opened up my stomach 144 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,199 a little bit and said "Oh, food, do you remember that? Yes, I do." 145 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:16,200 Bloody starving. 146 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:20,279 I know, guys, we're all exhausted but I want this camp to eat. 147 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,119 With the group once again in rapid decline, 148 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,079 Karen decides to rebel against Ollie's enforced day off. 149 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,199 There's like two options on this island right now. 150 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,159 I can sit around camp and do absolutely nothing 151 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,799 or I can get out there as little energy as I have 152 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,679 and actually try and just bring something home for the group. 153 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,079 Determined to salvage the situation, her ambitious plan 154 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,039 is to lead a hunt for the island's most fearsome prey, 155 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,639 the caiman crocodile. 156 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,640 What I'm going to do, is I'm going to lay some caiman traps. 157 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,759 You're going to lay trapped? Yeah. I really want to get a caiman. 158 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:58,760 Karen has mentioned idea of trying to find the ultimate predator now. 159 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,960 Which seems unlikely. I don't know where she gets her energy from. 160 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,199 She's got a Red Bull in either boob. 161 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,999 Am I totally insane? 162 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,000 I'm just a great believer in trying. 163 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,599 I am best known for being the ex-wife of an MP 164 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:20,600 and the tabloids know me as the selfie queen. 165 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,119 Me growing up, it was a difficult childhood. 166 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,359 My kids are the most important thing in my life. 167 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,039 I want them to feel wanted whereas me, I never felt wanted. 168 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,679 The biggest thing for me growing up was just feeling like a burden. 169 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,759 Right, Milton, shall we put the peppers in? 170 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,079 Having a childhood I had made me very driven. 171 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,559 I knew growing up, you know, I'm going to change my life forever. 172 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,359 My life won't be like this when I grow up and isn't. 173 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,679 To survive what I've survived, I am a natural survivor. 174 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,159 Right, let's go. 175 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,399 Karen has recruited a small hunting party to help 176 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,279 her set the traps in the island's mangrove swamp. 177 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,799 I'm so glad we're doing this. Do you reckon we can catch a caiman? 178 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,719 Do you know, if anyone can, Karen Danczuk can. 179 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:06,559 She's a hard bastard. 180 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:10,479 Karen sort of fancies herself as a bit of an Amazon Warrior, 181 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,559 my theory is just to lie around and hope 182 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:16,560 a pig lands in my mouth but it's not going to happen. 183 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:20,960 Oh, I get so dizzy when I put the sun up... Sit up. 184 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,599 It's all right, we'll get some food. 185 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,119 We'll go and get everyone a McDonald's. 186 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:34,079 Determined to make amends and feed the hungry islanders himself, 187 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,359 leader Ollie heads off to scavenge on the coast. 188 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,679 I know that limpets are only one calorie and they are like 189 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,119 eating something you find on the bottom of your shoe 190 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:47,120 but hopefully they'll be... They'll give us something. 191 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,919 This is officially left my last attempt to make the camp 192 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,919 smile by making them suffer. 193 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,639 I've ensured the island has enough water, vegetation 194 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,479 and indigenous animals to keep them alive 195 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,480 but if they want to eat they've got to find it, catch it and kill it. 196 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,199 CAIMAN GROWLS 197 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,239 The top of the food chain is the caiman crocodile. 198 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,479 And this is a pretty fearsome predator. 199 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,719 Razor-sharp teeth with a bite 200 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,199 that's three times more powerful than a lion's. 201 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,439 If you've got the balls for it, and can catch one of them, 202 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:22,440 it's going to provide you with masses of meat and vital proteins. 203 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,360 Oh, my God. That is a big swamp, actually. 204 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,959 Do you think there's caiman in there? Yeah. 205 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,960 It looks, you know when you've just got a really funny feeling... 206 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,919 Karen's hunting party have arrived at the mangroves 207 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,159 on the north coast of the island. 208 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,599 Prime caiman territory. 209 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,239 SHE GASPS 210 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,919 Fuck. 211 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,839 Did you hear that then? 212 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,359 Was that something getting into the water? 213 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,360 A big splash in the water. So it could well be a caiman. 214 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,760 That's actually quite scary. It's probably staring at us right now. 215 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,719 Do you think we should set a trap? Yes. 216 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:07,239 I think we should definitely set a trap. What about this one? 217 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,039 Oh, that might work. 218 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,399 The islanders were taught how to make basic traps 219 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,799 as part of their survival training. 220 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:18,800 So the caiman comes along and goes... 221 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,840 Why is it not coming off? It should go like that. Ah, there we are. 222 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,999 Hopefully this will work. Yeah. 223 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Finding food on this island is an utter, utter nightmare. 224 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,079 People call it nature's supermarket. 225 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:39,080 Well, it's a massive supermarket but there's shit all in it. 226 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,039 THEY CHEER 227 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,159 Success. 228 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,879 Karen plans to leave the trap overnight. 229 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,719 If a caiman takes the bait, 230 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,279 the islanders could be in for a feast tomorrow. 231 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:55,280 Happy eating, caiman. 232 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,439 I wish we had some salts and lemons. 233 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,279 All the group had to eat tonight is a meagre helping 234 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,199 of Ollie's limpet broth. 235 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,200 Ew! That's minging! 236 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,399 That's disgusting, isn't it? 237 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,919 HE BURPS 238 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,719 HE GAGS 239 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,919 That's fucking repulsive. 240 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,159 I want some fucking... I don't know. I'm struggling a bit. 241 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,159 How are you feeling? Are you all right? 242 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,039 Today was meant to be about a fun day in every way. 243 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,919 I just feel like such a dick. Don't worry. 244 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,359 I think Ollie is a little bit upset with his leadership. 245 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,759 Because he's just had a bit of a disastrous day. 246 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,319 He's really beating himself up about it. 247 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:45,320 I just miss home. 248 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:49,360 It just feels like an appalling prison. 249 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,480 Because what looks so beautiful is so difficult to live off 250 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,359 and we're trapped here. 251 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,360 The islanders simply can't afford another day of failure. 252 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,760 This northern lass needs to pull something out of the bag very quick. 253 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,920 Because I'm a fighter. And I just don't want to let the island win. 254 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,920 Basically. 255 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:29,240 It's so beautiful. Starving to death in paradise! 256 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:35,480 Wakey wakey! How are you feeling? 257 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,519 I'm feeling good. 258 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,519 So, after a fully disheartening evening last night, 259 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,520 I've woken up this morning in a really, really positive mood. 260 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,439 After his disastrous day yesterday, 261 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,440 Ollie is now backing Karen's plan to capture the island's top predator. 262 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,799 Can I come with you and try and get the cayman? We're all going to go. 263 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,679 Are we? Yeah. Is that what we're going to do? 264 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,599 That's a really good shout. I really like that. Hurrah. 265 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,119 If we can catch a cayman, then that can only be a positive, can't it? 266 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:07,120 Y'know, I've probably consumed in two weeks the equivalent 267 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,240 amount of calories that I would probably consume in one day. 268 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,839 If the cayman's there, 269 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,840 we just need a little bit of a plan as to who is going to do what. 270 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:22,120 Who feels able to be the one that does the killing? 271 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,200 I think I would be, erm, the one to do that. I think. Perfect! 272 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,999 You will feel guilty. 273 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,519 I'm sure I will, but, for the group, I think we need to eat. 274 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,039 No, what I'm saying is you'll feel guilty because you're a nice, 275 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,999 normal person. HE LAUGHS 276 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,919 You know, you're not a natural-born killer. 277 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,959 No, I'm certainly not a natural-born killer. No, neither am I. 278 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,960 Don't they say that serial killers start off just by killing animals? 279 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,759 Oh, great(!) I know that we need to eat, 280 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,719 so I want to go out there and try and prove to myself and to 281 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,519 the group that I can bring home something that everyone can 282 00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,719 be proud of. 283 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,559 Right, are we all ready? Yeah. We are! Let's go, cayman crew. 284 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,560 Cayman crew! Come on, lead the way. 285 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,839 Goodbye, brave hunters. Dom, we're going to bring you back some dinner. 286 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,399 Let's do it! 287 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:17,400 I think Karen is an amazing worker. Women are just better. 288 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,439 They've been stronger on this, weirdly. 289 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,599 You kind of assume that men would be better at surviving, 290 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:27,079 but actually, we've had two men leave, 291 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,479 several men crumble, and the women are really, really strong. 292 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,480 Does it worry you? No! Does it worry me! I can't wait! 293 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,400 You're just hard as nails, aren't you? Yeah! I'm from Manchester! 294 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:47,159 I want a hamburger. Unless we can catch a hamburger... 295 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:51,160 Unhappy about the idea of big-game hunting, animal lover Dom 296 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:55,239 has opted out of Karen's plan and will spend the day fishing instead. 297 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,439 I know there's a weird distinction between fish and cayman, but, 298 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,159 for me, there is. There's no logic to it whatsoever. There is no logic. 299 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,079 I love meat, all that stuff. Do you feel a sentimentality towards it, 300 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,719 do you think? Yeah. 301 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,719 I mean, I adore animals of any form, much more than humans, actually. 302 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,639 A bit like Hitler, really. 303 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,759 Come on, Wills. Come on, Willoughby! 304 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,479 I live on a farm. 305 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,480 I've got a pig, I've got three dogs, cats, some chickens. 306 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,559 That's your main position, isn't it? Huh? 307 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,279 If I could take one thing in, like, one luxury item, I couldn't 308 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,759 take my pig, because he'd be eaten, and I don't want him eaten. 309 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,559 That's a huge issue for me, because obviously on one of the 310 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:40,519 islands there was a pig-killing, and my pig is very aware of that. 311 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,359 He watched that with me, and he knows I'm going on the island. 312 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,279 Here you go. There you go. This is not chicken food. It's pig food. 313 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,919 I don't feel great about killing animals for food. Even though I live 314 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,359 on a farm, I'm a kind of pampered modernite who just assumes 315 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,360 food just turns up and don't see it sourced. But I'm cool with fish. 316 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,599 If they catch a cayman, will you eat it? Yeah. 317 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,879 Not much I can do about it then. 318 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,159 You know, there's no right or wrong, it's just that's how I feel. 319 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,279 So I'm not trying to make anyone else be right or wrong, 320 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:16,280 it's just that's how I feel. I know it's stupid, but it just is. 321 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,399 We should keep our eyes open, 322 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,479 because there could be a cayman not in a trap. 323 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,239 On the other side of the island, the hunting party are 324 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,999 approaching the swamp, where they set the trap yesterday. 325 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,719 My stomach's doing belly flips. We've got to be careful here. 326 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,679 It could take a limb off! 327 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,079 They're wild animals and we're in their territory, 328 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,080 and if they feel threatened - and people trumping through their 329 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,279 ground is probably quite threatening...! 330 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,159 When you're hunting crocs, you've got to make sure that you 331 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,879 don't become the prey, because these prehistoric beasts are fast. 332 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,880 And then they strike, bam, lightning speed and incredible power. 333 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,199 This is a risky little game we're playing! 334 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,719 I'm so scared! 335 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,720 Is anyone's heart going? 336 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,719 Oh, no! 337 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,119 It's not looking good. Where's the trap? 338 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:19,039 It's here, but it's got the bait and got out the trap. 339 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:23,040 Oh, no! That's such a shame. It is, but it's definitely... It's moved. 340 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,159 I mean, that blue circle should be over the wood. 341 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,879 Damn! So it's been caught but it's got away. 342 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,759 I think so, by the looks of it, yeah. He's in here somewhere. 343 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,439 With the trap disturbed, the group believe a cayman could still 344 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,440 be lurking nearby and decide to search the surrounding area. 345 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,239 Bugger! How have I ended up being last? 346 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,799 It's the last one that gets picked off. I've seen it in the movies. 347 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,800 They're the ones that get attacked and picked off, and nobody notices. 348 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,439 Come on, cayman. 349 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:59,440 The fact is, he can probably see us right now. 350 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,760 Scaly arseholes. We don't like fish anyway! It's for hippies. 351 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:15,680 Dom has spent the morning fishing, without success. 352 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:20,120 I strongly predict no fish supper! 353 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,640 We're now hoping that the cayman guys might be more successful. 354 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,720 Do you know what? The island does what it wants. 355 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,920 It's in the lap of the gods. 356 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,720 I am quite hungry, though. 357 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,399 I know he's in here. 358 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,879 He could feed us for the next two days. 359 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,719 It would just be an amazing boost of protein. 360 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,720 He's grinning. He's smiling at us. No cayman. 361 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,439 The cayman hunters have combed the area around the swamp, 362 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,639 but there's no sign of their prey. 363 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,999 It's a long way to find the shops closed, 364 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,599 and then you've got to walk all the way back home. 365 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,359 While the others get ready to head back to camp, 366 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:11,119 leader Ollie makes a final check along the shoreline. 367 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:15,120 I can't stop looking for this cayman. 368 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,599 Anything? 369 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,600 Ollie? 370 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,399 Fuck. Look at this. 371 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,400 These are tracks. 372 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,679 Not quite sure if they, erm... 373 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,680 if they can jump out, which is why I'm being a little bit cautious. 374 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,400 Oh, my God! There's a fucking cayman there. 375 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:53,920 That's a fucking cayman tail. 376 00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:00,280 I don't know how I'm going to do this. 377 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,920 Guys? 378 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,919 Guys. 379 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,799 Guys. 380 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,959 Ollie? 381 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,559 Have you found something? 382 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,919 I've found a caiman. 383 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,920 Oh, my God, you haven't? No. Are you serious? 384 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,639 He's found a caiman. No? 385 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,640 Where is it? Round here. 386 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,399 (His tail is there.) (It's here. Its tail is there.) 387 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,400 There he is, it's there. His tail is just moving. 388 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,879 Oh, yeah, I can see his eye. What the fuck do we do now? 389 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,319 Guys, what do you think? 390 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,239 OK, so the only thing I can think of that seems to be the best plan, 391 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,159 the safest way, if we try and grab its tail in some way. 392 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,639 I think, because its head's that way, we might be him pull out. 393 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,799 Uh-huh. I'm just worried he's going to snap around. Yeah. 394 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,879 We've got to create some sort of noose for his mouth. 395 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,399 Yeah... To hold... definitely. 396 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,479 I want to pull him out cos I feel strong enough. 397 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,959 You've got to go in without hesitation and just do it. 398 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,439 Yeah, I'm going to do it. Is that all right? Yeah? 399 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,839 And then, Ollie, when Lydia has got the noose on, 400 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,679 you are going to jump on him. I'll jump on him. Bang. 401 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,519 Are we up for it? I'll do that, yeah. 402 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,520 Yeah, come on. Lydia. 403 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,160 (Where is it? Oh, he's round there.) 404 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,639 The only way to tackle something as dangerous as a caiman crocodile 405 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,559 is with total commitment. 406 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,159 You have a moment's hesitation, it can move like lightning and it 407 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,279 can literally rip your arm right away from your shoulder. 408 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,319 Is everyone ready? Yeah. 409 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,599 Take a step back, I would. 410 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,439 Having decided to take on this deadly predator, the celebrities 411 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:55,440 have called my safety team to the island using their emergency radio. 412 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,399 I'm ready, guys. Be careful. Be careful, sweetheart. Be careful. 413 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,319 They'll stay just long enough to monitor the impending kill 414 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,279 to make sure it's safe and humane. Be careful. 415 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,039 Ooh, he's a heavy little bugger. 416 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,159 This way. It's all right, don't worry. 417 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:15,160 Do not worry. 418 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,079 Just be so careful. 419 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,479 Bit closer. 420 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,159 SHE SHRIEKS 421 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,279 That's what I don't want him to do to me. 422 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,319 Try and get it behind the teeth. Well done, Lydia. That's good. 423 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,479 Bit more, bit more. A bit further back. Lower. 424 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,719 Let loose and then pull it back. 425 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,839 That's it, that's the one. 426 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,879 That's it. Do it again. You're doing great, Lydia. 427 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,279 Seriously, you're doing so well. 428 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,799 Mind your feet cos you're close. 429 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,239 You've doing excellent. 430 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,999 Just take your time. Everybody calm. 431 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,199 You need to let his jaw just... 432 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,039 Put the string down to the floor now, Lydia... 433 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,159 Just let him close. 434 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,239 ..and his mouth close. Can you get it any lower? Yeah, he's closing. 435 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,519 Just wait. 436 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,639 Does it feel really tight? You're doing excellent. 437 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,519 Does it feel really tight now? Yeah. 438 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,679 Ollie, why don't you just jump on now and do it? 439 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,359 Secure his movement, straddle him and bang. 440 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:04,360 Come on, Ollie. You can do it. 441 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,559 MUFFLED CRUSH 442 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,560 Have you done it? 443 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,280 My God, I can see his eyes closing. 444 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,079 Well done, Ollie. Excellent work, Ollie. Thank you so much. 445 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,759 He didn't suffer at all. 446 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,279 He didn't suffer at all. Well done. 447 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,799 That is fantastic. 448 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,800 That was instant. Let it go, guys. Well done. Ah, well done. Brilliant. 449 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,759 Well done, everybody. 450 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,159 Lydia. Ah! Well done, girls. 451 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,639 Well done, everybody. 452 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,359 Brilliant. Honestly, great. 453 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,759 My God. And he didn't suffer. 454 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,919 The main thing was it was instant and it didn't suffer. 455 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,399 I'm so sorry, darling. 456 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,519 I am made up. Absolutely made up. 457 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,679 I feel that me, Ollie and Lydia, to do that together is just, like, 458 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,199 Three Musketeers. I'm happy. 459 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,359 Blimey, it looks like dinner tonight. 460 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,959 I think that's one of the hardest things 461 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,960 I've ever done in my entire life, but... I just... 462 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,800 I don't know what to say. 463 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,840 In 21st-century Britain I think we find the whole concept of killing 464 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,919 an animal for food, people find it cruel, they find it upsetting. 465 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,519 And, yes, it's never pleasant to take a life, but the reality 466 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,599 of survival, when it comes down to it, it's a simple choice. 467 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,599 OK. 468 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,919 What we're going to do is we're actually going to pull 469 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,439 all its guts out. 470 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,439 We will more than devour this. 471 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,039 We've all been waiting for it. 472 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,119 There's so many calories in there. 473 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:54,120 It's going to really help feed us. I just really couldn't be happier. 474 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,479 I'm actually quite proud of myself in a weird way because this is 475 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,199 so, so far away from anything I've been used to in my life. 476 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:06,200 And I love animals so much, but when it's in a survival situation... 477 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,599 ..there's literally only one thing 478 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,159 you can do and that's to try and get it. 479 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,199 Let's go. 480 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,879 I weren't quite the pussy I was when I came into the island. 481 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,599 First hour I remember laying on that beach and there were hermit crabs 482 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,279 crawling all over me and I was going, "Argh!" 483 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,280 Then I saw a turkey get killed and I cried my eyes out. 484 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,039 Now, I participated in the killing of the caiman. 485 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,040 I have become brutal on this island. 486 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,279 What have you got? A caiman. 487 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,479 Wow, let's see. 488 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,559 Ah! 489 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,560 Look at you all like soldiers. Who delivered the deathblow? I did. 490 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,519 Well done, Ollie. Ollie. 491 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,919 Did you do the deed? Yes. 492 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,399 Oh, hey, little man. Hello. 493 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,959 I pulled it out of the swamp. You pulled it out of the swamp? Yes. 494 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,999 Lydia held the front, I held the back. 495 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Lydia Bright, the killer. I'm a killer, guys. 496 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,279 HE SIGHS 497 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,279 Well done, I think. Thank you. 498 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,119 I think it's great. Amazing they found one. 499 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,399 It's edible, it's good. 500 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,719 I don't know, it just feels sad for me. 501 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,159 I think it's sad for everyone. I'm just an idiot. 502 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,079 I'm an urban... Actually, I'm not an urban idiot, I'm a country idiot, 503 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,879 but I just feel sad about it. 504 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,119 I just want to go back to lovely little wrapped food that I don't 505 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:36,120 have to worry about, in my hypocritical world. 506 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,680 OK. Excuse me. 507 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,119 That's brill. 508 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,999 How do people like their caiman? Ooh, a medium rare, please, darling. 509 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,679 It does look amazing. Yeah. 510 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,439 This is going to be the most incredible supper. 511 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,119 Ooh, it looks good. Yes, it does. The longing! 512 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:59,719 I feel like everyone is, like, on the verge of tears. 513 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,039 'I just couldn't be happier. 514 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,759 'And the whole mood of the camp is at an all-time high' 515 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,760 at the thought of actually having maybe, like, a full stomach of food. 516 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,359 Guys... Dinner is served. 517 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,559 OTHERS CHEER Well done. 518 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,879 There you go. Thank you very much. 519 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,039 Oh, my God. Wow, that's good. 520 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,639 It's like pork belly. 521 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,079 Absolutely stunning. 522 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,080 Do you think chicken? Yeah, chicken-slash-pork-fish. Slash-fish. 523 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,600 That's what it is. It's chicken-slash-pork-slash-fish. 524 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,159 'I'm just so, so, so made up.' 525 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,160 Genuinely, tears of joy. 526 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,759 BREAKING WIND 527 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,239 Everyone is going to poo tomorrow! 528 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,240 Who has not pooed yet? Me. Me. Me. 529 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,239 Five of us then. Who has pooed, apart from Ollie? 530 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,079 Josie has pooed loads. I have. And Tom. I've had about four. 531 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,919 No, you haven't. You've got to join the poo club, it's the place to be. 532 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,879 Oh, my God. This is very surreal. 533 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,839 I would never have thought that I would be asking Dom Joly, 534 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,399 the guy that I watched on Trigger Happy TV, 535 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,319 "Have you had a poo?" 536 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,519 That's exactly how I wanted my life to be. 537 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,159 Maybe tomorrow will be a large poo day. 538 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,359 BREAKING WIND AND LAUGHTER 539 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,360 I love it! 540 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,919 'I've got a bit of a spring in my step this morning. 541 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,999 'I am feeling full of beans, full of life.' 542 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,239 Welcome to our garden, guys. 543 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,199 I think it's just amazing what a little bit of food can do for you. 544 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,719 And it really picks up everyone's spirits and energy levels. 545 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,799 Yeah, it's brilliant. 546 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,239 SHOUTS: Hello! 547 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,479 What? 548 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,399 No, I'm on the island. 549 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,199 The ISLAND! 550 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,639 No, it's rubbish! 551 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,439 THEY CHEER 552 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,559 Go on, Dom! 553 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,279 Tomorrow the celebrities will be leaving the island for good, 554 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,280 but the pride of enduring, the pride of having come through it all, 555 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,519 that will last a lifetime. 556 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,279 And boy, they've earned it. 557 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,839 Ooh. 558 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,159 Oh, they are here. Yay! 559 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,639 We had a little explore 560 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,640 and believe it or not, we have found loads of yucca. 561 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,159 SHE GASPS They're massive! 562 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:27,159 And ironically, we're actually on our last day, which is quite funny. 563 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,799 We just keep falling over yucca now. 564 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,479 We've been here two bloody weeks. I know. 565 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,199 ♪ On the island under the sun ♪ 566 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,959 ♪ We live on yucca, it's so much fun... ♪ 567 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,479 'Sometimes we all feel like we just don't have a clue what we're doing 568 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,839 'and everything is just so unknown to us.' 569 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,999 But we really are beginning to thrive and I feel 570 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,279 really proud of that. 571 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,279 It's amazing, what we're doing here. 572 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,199 Remember, we are basically idiots and we're surviving. It's good. 573 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,999 We're still smiling, we're still alive, no-one has died... yet. 574 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000 I think we're in good shape. 575 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,280 We are going to play Play Your Coconuts Right, hurray! 576 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,559 After two weeks away from civilisation, the celebrities 577 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,639 are celebrating their last night on the island. 578 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,799 Are we higher or lower than a six? Lower! 579 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,439 Former hotel manager Mark is in charge of the entertainment. 580 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,119 Higher than six? It's a 10. 581 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,879 Yes! 582 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,479 Mark was just a revelation. 583 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,879 He just had it, he was brilliant. 584 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,359 He put a smile on everyone's face. 585 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,319 ♪ When you're smiling ♪ 586 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:35,320 ♪ When you're smiling the whole world smiles with you. ♪ 587 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,479 We haven't drunk anything but water from a pond for two weeks. 588 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,239 We haven't brushed our teeth for two weeks, haven't used deodorant, 589 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,759 we haven't got soap. 590 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,839 We are fucking disgustingly filthy. 591 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,559 But what I really have loved is 592 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,359 getting to know 14 truly wonderful people. 593 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,479 We have become a family. 594 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,839 Just for a couple of weeks we have become a family. 595 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,039 I can't believe we fucking made it. 596 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:04,040 Aww! We did it! 597 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,959 Good morning, Councillor Karen. 598 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,679 Good morning, Dom. 599 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,639 We're going home to Rochdale. SHE LAUGHS 600 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,359 We're getting out of here! 601 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,199 The truth is, I'm not happy cos I'm go home, 602 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,599 I'm happy cos I'm going to get a club sandwich. 603 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,359 The thought of just having a shower and brushing my teeth... 604 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,839 Shit and a shower, hey? 605 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,359 DOM SIGHS HAPPILY I'm so happy. 606 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,919 I'm happier than you. 607 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,519 I just... I'm fucking happier than you. 608 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,399 I think I'm actually going to miss the company, 609 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,679 which is rather surprising. I never thought I'd say that. 610 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,959 To begin with, that was what I found the hardest. 611 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,919 But, now, do you find, sort of, comfort in the company, is that...? 612 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,359 Yeah, I'm putting up with everyone much better! 613 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,839 HE LAUGHS 614 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,439 ♪ Show me the way to go home! ♪ 615 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,319 So, it's officially the last day. 616 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,319 We've just woken up and, um... 617 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,320 Cayman! Cayman! Cayman! OLLIE MAKES CHOKING NOISES 618 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,640 I was the cayman and Dom was me. 619 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,559 We've gone delirious. Take us home! 620 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,279 It's now time for the group to leave the island for good. 621 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,279 Guys, we are departing this camp and the last thing we need to do 622 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,199 is put out the thing that's kept us going the whole time here, 623 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,399 thanks mainly to Dawn and Thom. 624 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,400 So I think it should be Dawn to put out the final fire, 625 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,959 which puts out life on this island. 626 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,439 Are we ready? ALL: Yes! 627 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,440 Go, Dawn! Three, two, one... 628 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,519 THEY CHEER AND CLAP 629 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,520 Well done! Let's get the fudge out of here. 630 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,599 Let's get the fudge out of here! 631 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,399 I'm so proud of what these guys have achieved. 632 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,759 And, for these celebrities, giving up their luxury lifestyles 633 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,760 to exist out here with nothing must have seemed a daunting prospect. 634 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,919 I knew it was going to be hard, but, 635 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,399 nothing can prepare you for the hardship of this. 636 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,799 Are you all right? 637 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,919 It's just disastrous. 638 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,999 'Oh, my God. I've never been so thirsty in my life.' 639 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,599 I can't believe how intense and awful that felt. 640 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,600 It was the hardest thing I have ever done in my life, full stop. 641 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,799 It's getting through those low moments 642 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,719 and getting to the high moments that just make it all worthwhile. 643 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:30,199 Throughout all our struggles, we stuck together. 644 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,839 The best thing about The Island for me 645 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,079 was meeting the most incredible people. 646 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,999 Right. Here we go. 647 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,599 Come here, you big, grumpy old fucker. 648 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,279 I quite genuinely think I've made some really good friends. 649 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,559 Hooray! 650 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,439 'It's a funny group of people.' 651 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,359 We are not natural survivalists. 652 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,439 Agh! 653 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,599 We were a messy bunch, all right? 654 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,079 A wonderful bunch, but a messy bunch. 655 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,239 I'll miss you. 656 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,959 It's absolutely affirmed the fact 657 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,119 that kindness is the most important thing in any situation, 658 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,239 whether it be walking down the King's Road 659 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,839 or stranded on a desert island. 660 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,919 The colour of that water is so beautiful. 661 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,599 I feel lucky and I think it's going to make me a lot more fearless 662 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,919 in my daily life and I want to really harness that. 663 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,599 I love it! It was hard, it was a challenge, but it was fun. 664 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,359 'I'm so proud of us all, actually.' 665 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,999 Fantastic. Well done. 666 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,639 I think it shown me that, in a survival situation, 667 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,919 you can be whatever you want to be. 668 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,439 Yeah! We've done it! 669 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,799 There were certain aspects of it, I have to say, I have enjoyed, 670 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,159 despite all the hardship and everything else. 671 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,919 I haven't hated every minute. 672 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,439 Would I want to book in for another two weeks next year? 673 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,440 I'm not sure. I might pass on that one. 674 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,279 There's the boat! Yes! 675 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,199 Hello! 676 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,519 Freedom! 677 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,520 THEY WHOOP AND CHEER The boat! 678 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,319 THEY CHEER 679 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,239 I think in both survival and in life, you know, 680 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,079 good things and worthwhile things don't always come easy. 681 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,999 And, for those that can endure on the island, 682 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,000 they're going to take a sense of incredible pride back with them. 683 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,279 Do you speak English? 684 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,919 We are celebrities. 685 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,559 We wish to go home. 686 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,559 Oh, wow! Oh, my God. 687 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,959 He's on! 688 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,639 Woohoo! Do you speak English? 689 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,399 We need food. We need drink. 690 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,999 It's going! 691 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,399 OK. We can go now, thank you. 692 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,239 Let's go. Wrap it up. Let's go. 693 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,639 Guys, we're back in three weeks. 694 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,399 And we'll bring yucca. 695 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,839 We did! We did it! We did it, Dom! 696 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,639 Oh, my God. 697 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,999 Yes! Oh, God. Really? 698 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,679 THEY SCREAM 699 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,159 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's awesome. Holy crap! 700 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,959 There's watermelon! Oh, my God. I've been dreaming of this. 701 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,919 I can't get in. I'm too weak. Oh, my God. 702 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,879 Sugar! Sugar, sugar, sugar! 703 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,880 Oh, my God! Oh, wow! 704 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,199 Oh! 705 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,439 This is how happy I am right about now. 706 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,679 When it comes to saying goodbye to the island, 707 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,919 there's going to be a tinge of regret 708 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,079 because it's been such an emotional journey for everybody. 709 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,079 You know, we're all here for a special reason 710 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,559 and that makes it different. 711 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,639 We weren't here to prove we're survivalists. 712 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,799 We were here to try and raise money for Cancer Research. 713 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,079 I think cos I'm here 714 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,559 and cos I've lost someone very close to me to cancer, 715 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,639 even when I was feeling really, really shit, 716 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,119 I would know that I was doing it for that person 717 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,919 and that would give me, you know, inner strength just to carry on. 718 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,920 At those low weak points, I really did genuinely think about all those 719 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:57,639 people out there, all those incredible people living with cancer 720 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,640 who are struggling to fight their battles every single day. 721 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,840 And, for me, they really were the true heroes. 722 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,360 Well done, us. We've survived. We're off the island. So, bye! 723 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,799 ALL: Bye! 724 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,279 Won't miss you, you bastard! 725 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,280 THEY CHEER Party boat! 726 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,959 We're back. People must bow to us from now on. 727 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,599 There's no doubt, the island really dramatically changes people. 728 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,359 Invariably, it changes people's lives and for the better. 729 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,999 It gives them an appreciation 730 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,199 of what they really value in their life. 731 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,439 It's almost always family, friends, loved ones, 732 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,959 because, ultimately, it's where you find your strength. 733 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,999 LINE RINGS 734 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,639 Hello? 'Hello? Yay! How are you?' 735 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,159 It's me. 'How are you?' I'm good. 736 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,759 HE SNIFFS I'm good. 737 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,719 'So did you just get out?' 738 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,159 Yeah, I'm out. Oh, it just hit me. 739 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,719 'So, tell us, how was it?' It was fucking unbelievably hard. 740 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,399 Oh, hello. It's me. 741 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,519 'Oh, God. I've been worried sick about you!' 742 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,039 LAUGHING: Well, I'm still alive! 743 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:19,040 'I don't think I've ever, ever missed anyone as much 744 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,759 'as I've missed you.' 745 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,399 Oh! 746 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,519 You're making me cry! 747 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,519 'You must never, ever, ever, promise me, 748 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,879 'that you'll do something like this again.' 749 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,880 HE SOBS: I'm so glad to hear your voice. It's so stupid. 750 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,999 'Oh! No, it isn't. It's lovely to hear your voice, too.' 751 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,919 I killed a cayman, Mum. 752 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,319 'You killed a what?' I killed a crocodile. 753 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,239 'You killed a crocodile?' Yeah. 754 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,039 They came onto the island as celebrities, 755 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,159 but they leave, really, as survivors. 756 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,479 And, I just hope they can take what they've learnt about themselves 757 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,480 and each other and use it as a force for good in each of their lives. 758 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,520 But, from me, respect. 759 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,919 I'm dying for a glass of champagne! 760 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,159 WEDDING BELLS SOUND IN DISTANCE 761 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,319 We're thirsty! 762 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,999 One thing everybody always said about Kate was 763 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000 she was first and foremost a mother. 764 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,639 Extremely caring, loving, 765 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,640 just very happy in the company of her children. 766 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,360 But I always felt she gave it a little bit extra 767 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,440 because she put herself last. 768 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:06,439 Kate and I had three children, Harry and Lara. 769 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,799 And, when Harry was ten and Lara was eight, 770 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,800 we then had number three, Robbie. 771 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,039 Kate spent most of her time holding on to him going... 772 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,479 HE TUTS AND SIGHS ..like this. 773 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,959 And Robbie going, "Mummy, let me go." 774 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,960 And they just had the most wonderful relationship. 775 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,280 We were a very happy little family. 776 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,640 The diagnosis was obviously devastating for everybody. 777 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,959 I can't describe how, um... 778 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,919 It seemed unreal. 779 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,799 Kate and I never talked about her dying. 780 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,999 Three years after the diagnosis, 781 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,159 we were in the car on the way back from the doctor's surgery 782 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,160 when he had just said she had six weeks to live. 783 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,400 She said, "Darling, I think it's time we talked, we really talked." 784 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,639 I said, "Yes, I agree." 785 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,640 She said, "But I'm too tired now. Let's do it tomorrow." 786 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,560 She came home and went to bed and she died on the Monday morning. 787 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,160 The hardest thing with Robbie was I couldn't fix it for him. 788 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,840 The moments I remember more than any were tears at bedtime. 789 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,160 Just saying, "I wish I could see Mummy again." 790 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:01,040 We became very much closer, very quickly. 791 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,440 He needed me and I needed him. 792 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,319 Apart from being a beautiful little chap, 793 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,399 from even when he was tiny, 794 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,999 it was clear that he was very, very kind. 795 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,279 But then the experience gives you greater empathy 796 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,280 and he had a huge well of kindness. 797 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,519 Did you enjoy that? Yeah! 798 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,520 From my point of view, I thought, "Well, this is one person... 799 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,640 "This is one person who isn't leaving me." 800 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,400 Robbie knew... 801 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,399 ..he was dying... 802 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,400 ..cos he'd seen Mummy go through it. 803 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:17,080 I can't describe the feeling of pride in him that we had. 804 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,839 Total adoration for him. 805 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,840 And the way he put up with it all. 806 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,679 I had lots to say to him. 807 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,039 Um... 808 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,199 And it was all... None of it was forced. 809 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,399 It was all true. 810 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,400 I told him I was very, very proud of him... 811 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,520 ..I loved him very much, which of course I did... 812 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,239 ..and that his brother and sister loved him very much 813 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:55,879 and that his mummy loved him very much. 814 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,880 There was nothing I wanted to say to him that I didn't get to say to him. 815 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,520 Even down to telling him it was OK to let go... 816 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,159 ..and leave us. 817 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,199 It's your turn. 818 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:17,200 "It's OK to let go. Mummy's waiting for you." 819 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,199 One in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime. 820 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,200 Help us to change these odds. 821 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,519 100% of the money you give 822 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,520 will go directly to funding vital research.