1 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,539 It is not acceptable, David! 2 00:00:24,619 --> 00:00:28,500 If you are not committed to this job, go now. 3 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:31,540 - Hello, Children's services. - 'Yeah, my baby shit his nappy. 4 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:33,580 'There's shit everywhere, man!' OK. 5 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:35,460 'You wanna come over and sort it out?' 6 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:38,620 'School says my son can't wear his hoodie, 7 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:41,300 'but their mothers get to wear their fucking hijabs! 8 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:42,500 'It's bullshit!' 9 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:45,780 I just wet myself a little bit there. Thanks for the update. 10 00:00:45,820 --> 00:00:49,820 Who's your new friend? Mum, this is Al. Oh! Good morning. 11 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,060 What a nice young man. 12 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,780 Neither nice nor young. 13 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:57,820 It's my fucking body! I can starve it if I want!' 14 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:00,900 Rose, why have you got an old woman with you? 15 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:03,860 It's Family And Friends At Work Day. 16 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:06,423 Actually, my brother is supposed to be looking after her, 17 00:01:06,503 --> 00:01:07,460 but he's seriously ill. 18 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,540 With a mild cold. 19 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,700 Oh, Jesus Christ, why can't a bloke just be ill without women 20 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,740 endlessly taking the piss out of him? 21 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:18,780 Because real men bear their suffering with dignity. 22 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,900 Work? Remember that concept, anyone? 23 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:30,460 Chop-chop! 24 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:34,700 Rose...can I have a quick word? Shore. In the meeting room. OK. 25 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:39,940 Chop-chop. 26 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:42,020 No, sit. 27 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,460 Stay. 28 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,620 There. 29 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:59,020 So... 30 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:03,060 Having a meeting? I'm just having a private chat with Al. 31 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:07,300 I might take some notes, then. No, you're all right. 32 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:12,300 Bye. 33 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,540 So, er, what's it about, then? 34 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:19,260 I had a call from Ashburn Children's Home. OK. 35 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,900 Hang on a sec. 36 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:33,260 So, Ashburn Children's Home had a visit recently from that actor 37 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:37,220 Cal Whitechurch, and an incident occurred. 38 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:38,700 What kind of incident? 39 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:42,740 He made some kind of sexual overture to a 14-year-old girl. 40 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:45,940 Lee and I haven't had one of those since National Impotence Day. 41 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:49,660 Are we presuming that this Cal Whitechurch 42 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:53,060 has a predilection for very young females? 43 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,180 It could have been instigated by the child. 44 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,780 SHE SCOFFS Yeah, like it was with Rolf and Jimmy. 45 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:00,100 It might be what's happened here, I don't know. 46 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:02,820 She is 14. There are some 14-year-olds that... 47 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:04,980 I don't like the sound of myself saying this, 48 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:08,740 but there are 14-year-olds that don't behave like kids any more, 49 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:12,780 because they've been so either groomed or because that's how 50 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:16,940 they've learned to get what they want from adults. 51 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:19,740 She doesn't know what she's doing, does she? She's a kid. 52 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:22,380 He's the grown-up. 53 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:26,420 Can I have a look at that pen for a sec? 54 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,060 Nitin? 55 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:33,500 You're a nerdy wanker, and if you report any of this to anyone, 56 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:35,980 you are a dead man. 57 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,820 What's that all about? It's my pen. 58 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:40,100 Records conversations and plays them back. 59 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:42,660 How do you know about them? Cause I'm a nerdy wanker as well. 60 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:49,220 Come. 61 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:53,060 Don't skulk. 62 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:57,100 Sorry, Denise. And don't apologise. 63 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:02,260 Well, how are you getting on? Yeah, good, thanks. 64 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,020 Although my sinusitis has really been playing up. 65 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,900 But I found a, finally, 66 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:09,900 a really good nasal spray and it loosens the crusted mucus... 67 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:13,260 How are you getting on with the project? Um... 68 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,260 It's not easy with my current status, 69 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,900 because I don't have access to the right level of documents, 70 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:20,940 and when I stand close to people they just give me 71 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,140 menial tasks to do and send me away. 72 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,660 Well, Ingrid is on sick leave for the next few weeks. 73 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,700 Would it help if I got you to act up for her? 74 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,340 Yes. OK. 75 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:32,940 So, what are your impressions of your colleagues and their 76 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:36,580 work practices? Well, Al is just a loser. I mean... 77 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:39,620 Nitin, I am looking for empirical indices of good working 78 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:43,340 practices, not adolescent value-laden judgements. Now, go. 79 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,740 And use your new status wisely. 80 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:47,660 Sorry, Denise. I mean, not sorry... 81 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:51,700 Out. 82 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:55,100 'I only put up that revenge porn to piss her off and now she's 83 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,780 'saying I'm an unfit dad.' 84 00:04:56,820 --> 00:05:00,140 "Nitin is now acting up..." 85 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:03,540 SHE SNORTS That's funny, like you're a naughty toddler. 86 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,660 "..acting up senior S/W... 87 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:09,700 "for the duration of Ingrid Wil... Wilman's leave." 88 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:15,260 Great. That'll do. Can we CC that's to everyone in the office, please? 89 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:18,660 CC, senor! 90 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,980 Just listen! 91 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,180 I'm your responsible adult, OK? 92 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:25,300 And I think we agreed, didn't we, 93 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:28,260 that you'd only spend half your pocket money on weed? 94 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:32,300 Shit! Sorry, hang on a sec, Tyler. 95 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:36,620 What? Nitin is covering Ingrid's leave! 96 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:39,660 Oh, God. 97 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:42,340 Dictatorship of the twatatariat. 98 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:46,140 What is Denise thinking of? Maybe she's got a brain tumour. 99 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:49,340 Tyler? Tyler, are you there? 'Go fuck yourself, OK?' 100 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:51,460 Well, telling me to go fuck myself, 101 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:55,500 that isn't going to happen with my level of fitness and flexibility. 102 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,820 No, you don't have to send an e-mail to Martin because technically 103 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:00,780 he is on sick leave. And either way, it's not spelt Martine. 104 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:04,100 I don't think he's a cross dresser. I'm not, actually, Nat. 105 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:07,100 And, Nitin, probably best to avoid making comments on binary 106 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:08,620 gender sartorial choices. 107 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:14,540 How many more of these, Nitin? Well, now you're my PA, Nat, so... What?! 108 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,820 Yeah, I've been promoted, 109 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:19,140 so I'm going to be generating more mail - I need a PA. 110 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:22,500 I'm a receptionist! Um, barely. Bless you! 111 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:25,180 Try to avoid intellectual snobbery, Martin. 112 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:28,740 Oh, and, Nitin, if I've got to be your PA, I want a pay rise and 113 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,660 a new chair. 114 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:34,700 Yeah, OK, yeah, consider it done. 115 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:39,260 Dear...God! 116 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,860 Oh, dear. The kitchen fairy not turned up yet? 117 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:44,820 Isn't the cleaner supposed to have done it? 118 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:47,100 She refuses, said she'd rather get the sack. 119 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,060 Denise, 120 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,980 could you tell us why you've temporarily promoted Nitin? 121 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,421 No. Don't you think someone with more experience 122 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,020 might have been more appropriate? 123 00:06:57,100 --> 00:07:00,940 Well, if you're alluding to you or Rose, Alasdair, 124 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:04,980 forgive me if I cannot visualise either of you as promotion material. 125 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:13,140 Bummer. 126 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:21,100 Who is that woman, Rose? She's, um... Work experience. Sorry? 127 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:25,820 It's part of an inclusivity initiative for the elderly. 128 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:29,380 Make sure she doesn't affect general efficiency. 129 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:33,420 Christ, Rose, you'll be bringing in your own mother next. 130 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:37,300 But why isn't the e-mail sending? Um... 131 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:40,860 You need an address at the top here, see? That's where the address goes. 132 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Thanks. Audrey, sit down, please. Don't want to. 133 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:48,820 Oh, dear, you seem to be struggling a bit with Audrey, Nat. 134 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:52,180 She's very sweet, but she's eaten all my Bourbons and I've got all 135 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,020 this extra admin from Nitin. 136 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:57,340 Come on. I'm just going to go and make us all a nice cup of coffee. 137 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,860 I'll get Audrey to come and help me, OK? 138 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,980 Good luck with that. Come with me. 139 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:06,940 Can I enlist your assistance in a small project? Careful! 140 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:10,980 You dropped your...your Bourbon. 141 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:13,780 There you go. Come in. 142 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:16,620 Someone is coming down from Elderly Care so I can have a chat about Mum. 143 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,740 Don't you mean the work experience? Oh, yeah. 144 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,820 Best to keep up the pretence. You don't know who's listening and 145 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:24,540 who's on Denise's team. 146 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:32,540 Hello. 147 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:35,460 Caitlin! 148 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,140 You can't just ring and then not speak. 149 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:42,180 Personal call? 150 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:46,660 Al, who was it? 151 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,340 Not telling you. 152 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:51,580 Yeah, very funny, Al. I needn't remind you that Denise... 153 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:55,620 Go and tell Denise, then, cos I couldn't care less. 154 00:08:56,460 --> 00:09:00,460 Right. Disciplinary in five. 155 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:06,580 You'd better go and see Baby Boss man before he suspends you. 156 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,380 At least I get a break. 157 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:13,340 Now, I'm just going to... pop for a quick tinkle. 158 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,140 And then when I come back... 159 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,380 we'll brew up a whole mess of Java together. 160 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,660 I want this one. 161 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:22,380 Ah, no, chances are that's probably passed its sell-by date. 162 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:25,260 Yes, April...2014! 163 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:29,300 I'll have this, then. No, no, no. Do not touch. No, no... That's... 164 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:35,060 That's Denise's beef jerky you... you've got in your mouth. Just... 165 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:40,060 That belongs to boss lady. So... Just, just wait here a sec. I'll... 166 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:43,860 I'll be back in a minute. Don't touch any more food. So just... 167 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,220 Just stay... 168 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:48,700 Stay... 169 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:52,740 That didn't take you long, Brutus. Brutus, yes. Popeye's sworn enemy. 170 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:56,660 Right, Al, I want to discuss the children's home problem with you. 171 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:59,380 Yeah, spy pen's not so stupid now, eh? 172 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:02,140 Look, I don't really need your advice. I'll deal with it. 173 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:03,364 Besides, I'm not going to report 174 00:10:03,444 --> 00:10:05,220 every single little piddling development to you. 175 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:07,540 I'll just wait until I get a full picture of what's going on. 176 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:10,500 Al, it's important for us to establish that we are in control, 177 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:14,060 so I suggest we set up an incident room here and start interviewing... 178 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:17,460 the suspects. There is only one suspect - Cal Whitechurch. 179 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,580 Cal Whitechurch... Let's get him in. 180 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,260 Is it just cos you want to meet a celebrity? 181 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,860 It's not OK Magazine Does Social Workers. 182 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,980 Lie detectors are quite... effective. 183 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,380 Any day now, the press are going to get hold of this and then 184 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,420 we're in trouble, so we need to move fast. 185 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:35,300 We can't just bring Cal Whitechurch in here because you want a selfie. 186 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:37,500 Just let me get down to the children's home, 187 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:40,980 have an informal chat with the staff before this descends into mob rule. 188 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,740 OK, well, I set up an emergency strat meeting, 189 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,700 so some extra information would actually be useful. 190 00:10:44,740 --> 00:10:47,060 Right, what time's that? 15:00 hours. 191 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,380 So it's three o'clock, is it, in non-wanker time? 192 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:52,900 I'll be back by then. Al? Mess this up and you are toast. 193 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:56,940 Oh, I'm so scared. You should be because your future is in my hands. 194 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,660 So, Audrey... 195 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:09,700 Au... 196 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:16,100 Audrey! 197 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:32,020 Erm, where are you from again? Elderly care. Elderly care. 198 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,580 Rose. Oh, is this the elderly lady in question? 199 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,580 Poor old dear. 200 00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:44,620 Hello. I've never even seen a Tena Lady. 201 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,260 Oh, sorry, I thought... 202 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:51,300 This is Ja-niece Williams from elderly care. It's Janice. 203 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:54,700 Take a seat. 204 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:58,740 Not you. OK. Not you. OK. Back to work. 205 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,380 Thank you. 206 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:07,340 Sorry about that. I hope you don't mind me calling you. 207 00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:11,380 No, it's fine. We're just upstairs. Oh, because my mother... 208 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:15,740 She's been deteriorating quite a lot over the last few weeks and 209 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,660 she's staying with me a couple of times. 210 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:20,020 But she's simply just not coping really. 211 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,980 Right, well, you've got a few options. 212 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:23,700 You've got live in care... Yeah. 213 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:27,060 ..home care and, obviously, residential accommodation. 214 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,180 I can run you through the specifics. 215 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,420 Maybe I should just have a quick word with your mum. 216 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:36,860 Yeah, I'll just go and get her, OK? 217 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:43,860 Lost something? Yeah, my mother. Where is she? 218 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,580 She went off somewhere with Martin. Well, I wish you'd told me 219 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:49,340 because that's why the elderly care social worker's here. Sorry. 220 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:53,260 I've got quite a lot... The phones have been going lots. Yes, OK. 221 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,980 Hello, social services, can I help? This is quite urgent. 222 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,620 I'm in a restaurant. There's a woman with a baby. 223 00:12:58,660 --> 00:12:59,900 OK, I'm listening. 224 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,380 She's breast-feeding. 225 00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:05,420 It's disgusting and you shouldn't allow it. 226 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:10,140 Hello. Oh, hi, again, yourself. 227 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:14,220 What's this? Fucking Undateables. Watch your language, lad. Fuck off. 228 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,740 This is Jordan. 229 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:19,620 His foster mother says he hit her this morning. He's not denying it. 230 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,860 Just thought I'd pop by on my way to the station, 231 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,300 check out his background circumstances. 232 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,380 Did you take a code 7? 233 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:29,700 Yeah. 10-4. 234 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,460 Would you mean? 235 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,300 I was in the Met. 236 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,540 Right. 237 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:38,540 Well, let's sort matey out first, yeah. 238 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:40,860 Then you and I can have a chat about your incompetent use of 239 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,900 police terminology. 240 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,940 Rose, Rose. Listen. 241 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:50,940 I was desperate for the loo and I left your mum in the kitchen 242 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:54,740 for literally two minutes and when I came back, she'd gone. 243 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:57,620 Oh, God, what am I going to do? I've got to go to a meeting. 244 00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,700 All right. You go to the meeting but don't worry, 245 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:03,740 I'll find her. I'll find her. 246 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:09,460 Right, Al. Where are we at with this children's home situation? 247 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,820 All right, Night-in. 248 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:13,540 Alistair, where are we with this children's home situation? 249 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,540 I'm concerned the press are getting wind. 250 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,780 There is no press there yet but... I did say to Nitin 251 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:20,100 that this story would get through to them in no time. 252 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,220 And I've had so many calls already today. 253 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,900 I've just said no comment to all of them. 254 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,380 Well, how has Mr Whitechurch responded? 255 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,620 Well, he naturally maintains his innocence. 256 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,860 He says he was never on his own with her and he made 257 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,500 no approach whatsoever. 258 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,020 Why would he? He's a successful man. 259 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,660 He can have anyone he wanted. Or just go to a prozzy. 260 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,700 Thanks for your contribution, Germaine Greer. 261 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,940 I don't think we should bring Germaine Greer into it. 262 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,740 She's been no platformed. Why, what's wrong with wearing platforms? 263 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,660 Audrey. There you are. 264 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,900 Please, I am a married woman. 265 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:52,420 No, Audrey. We can't have you leaving. Police. 266 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,100 Police! No, really, Audrey, please. 267 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,900 Police! Please, please, come with me. 268 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,220 Everything is all right. 269 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,860 Several members of staff concurred that it is possible 270 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,580 the child in question made a sexual approach to Mr Whitechurch. 271 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,580 What is the psychologist's view on this situation? 272 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,940 Well, I would suggest that she... 273 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:11,860 Child A has probably sustained some previous emotional trauma. 274 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900 No shit. 275 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:16,420 So, perhaps the best way forward would be for someone from here with 276 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:19,460 experience of Child A to interview her and get to the truth. 277 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,500 Does anyone know Child A? 278 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:21,900 I know Chantal reasonably well. 279 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:24,460 Do you want me to have a word? Please, Alistair, if you would. 280 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:28,020 Report back to me. No, don't report back to Night-in. Now let's move on. 281 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:31,780 What else is on the agenda? Item two. My new chair. 282 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,540 Now, here we are, Audrey. 283 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:39,580 You have a nice little seat down here. Make yourself at home. 284 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,420 And I'll just go and get Rose. 285 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:45,460 Who the fuck's Rose? 286 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:53,380 Step up your game. Stop drawing cocks. It's not a cock. It's a tree. 287 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,780 Good news. I found your mum. 288 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,380 We went through this 20 minutes ago, OK? 289 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,660 Green happens every week. 290 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,900 You're going to clean the kitchen every week. 291 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:06,940 I had so much work. We've all had work. We're all working very hard. 292 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,420 And I'm just trying to help you cos charts are very important. 293 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,100 Just here. 294 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:17,060 Oh, Jesus Christ. She's collapsed. Call an ambulance. Oh, God. 295 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,700 I'm such a terrible daughter. 296 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:23,020 Mum, are you all right? Shh. 297 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:27,060 I think I saw a mouse. 298 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:42,620 Hi. Hi. Do you mind if we come in and ask you a few quick questions? 299 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:47,100 Sorry, what was your name? Nat. Nat. I'm from Social Sector Today. 300 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,700 We're doing a totally non-partisan piece on the incident at the 301 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:53,740 Ashburn children's home. Oh, let me come out cos this is a... 302 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,780 confidential restricted bit. 303 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,380 Now, Rose is supposed to be dealing with the press but she's not here. 304 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:02,260 Right, so perhaps you could make a comment. No. 305 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,460 I'm not allowed to comment I've been told 306 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,300 not to speak to any journalists. Oh, I'm not really a journalist 307 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:10,220 because we only write true, good things in our paper. 308 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,460 Can you at least confirm there's been an incident. 309 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,100 Oh, so you already know about it? Oh, yeah. 310 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:19,140 Well, it would be stupid to deny it. You're too clever for that. Thanks. 311 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:23,860 But I can't talk about the specifics involving an actor who may or 312 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,860 may not be Cal Whitechurch. Cal Whitechurch. 313 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,980 Yeah. Cal Whitechurch. 314 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:33,020 About whom there have been accusations I cannot go into. Right. 315 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:37,220 Personally, I don't think he did it. You don't? No. 316 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,740 He's not the type to interfere with kids. 317 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:42,580 It's just something in his eyes, I don't know, I just... 318 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:45,060 So he's been accused of sexual assault of a minor? 319 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:48,500 Sorry, is he with you? Yes, yes. OK. 320 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:52,140 What is that? It's just a little tape recorder. 321 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:54,740 It looks like lighter, doesn't it? It does, doesn't it? Yeah. 322 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,900 Where is it from? Yeah, I got it online. 323 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:09,140 Boys, boys, quiet down. Pack it in, pack it in now. Pack it in. 324 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:17,060 Right, young lady. 325 00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:24,740 Little bastard's knocked the tip off my helmet. OK, Chantal. 326 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,540 You said something happened to you 327 00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,220 which you reported to the staff here. 328 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,700 Could you just repeat it for us? 329 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:33,700 That actor that was here yesterday... 330 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:37,300 he felt me up. 331 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:40,740 I'm telling you he felt me up. 332 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:44,780 Could you be more specific? He touched my bum really. 333 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,740 OK, Chantal. That's quite a serious accusation. 334 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:51,780 We'll have to follow that up so if you want to change your mind, 335 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:54,180 no-one is going to judge you or think badly. 336 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,940 I would. It's a false accusation. Not helping. 337 00:18:57,980 --> 00:19:01,980 He touched my bum. 338 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,140 OK, Chantal, thanks. 339 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,580 That must have been very difficult for you. 340 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,820 Why don't we just leave it overnight, hey? 341 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:14,860 If you want to come and see us, talk things through, 342 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:18,980 you know where I am, OK? Usual place. 343 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:24,100 These looked-after kids. Can't trust them. 344 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,300 That's the kind of non-judgmental compassion 345 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,340 these looked-after kids can always rely on. 346 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,540 I better report straight to Denise. 347 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:46,580 No getting around it, Ally, you got to tell me. Get used to it, fella. 348 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,940 OK, well, I spoke to Child A 349 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,300 and she maintains it was all the actor and she did nothing, 350 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,740 nothing at all, so I don't really know where we go from here, OK? 351 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,500 If she's determined to stick to that story, 352 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,900 we have to get the police involved. PC Roy's in attendance. 353 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,260 I mean a real policeman, plainclothes, not PC Plumb. 354 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,540 Nitin, this is going to be hugely traumatic for Chantal. 355 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,380 So can we wait, please? 356 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,860 Get some more support around her before we expose her 357 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,820 to the full glare of the press? 358 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,860 You got till sundown tonight, boy. 359 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,620 What can't you watch Game Of Thrones like everyone else? 360 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:21,660 'Hello.' 361 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:29,980 She's gone off. 362 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:36,100 Chantal. What's the matter? Are you OK? I need to talk to you. 363 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:41,020 OK, come here. 364 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,740 Do you want anybody else to be in the room with us? No. 365 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:46,580 I just want to talk to you. 366 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,380 I'm sorry you've had to go through all this. 367 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:52,420 I know it must have been awful. I'm not a horrible person. I know that. 368 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,500 I needed the money. 369 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,220 Sorry? What money? 370 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,860 Well, it always says at the bottom of a newspaper, 371 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:07,900 "Do you know something about a celebrity?" 372 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:10,740 So I made something up. 373 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:12,220 Thought I could sell the story. 374 00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:15,860 So, wait, are you saying none of this happened? 375 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,620 Well, some of it happened. Which bit? I met him. 376 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,420 I can see you're not going to get much for that. 377 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:22,860 I can see why you made something up. 378 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,020 What do you need the money for? 379 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:29,060 My brother, Cody, he got debts he can't pay and they'll hurt him. 380 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,900 What sort of debts? 381 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:36,380 Well, he was taking some drugs to someone and the drugs 382 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,820 got nicked so they want him to pay the money. 383 00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,900 Or they'll hurt him. 384 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:45,940 Where does he live? Same place as me. How old is he? Nine. 385 00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:01,100 What are you doing? New chair and a pay rise, remember? 386 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,860 Yeah, obviously, I can't do that. 387 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:06,060 Oh, well, don't worry. I took the emergency tenner from your Chewbacca 388 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,940 pencil case and this will do for now. 389 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:12,020 OK, Nat, that is my orthopaedic lumbar support chair, OK? 390 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,980 It cost me a fortune. Oh, good. 391 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:18,020 I'll stick it on eBay and get something a bit more fun. 392 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:22,060 Martin's recovering. He's having a nice lie down. 393 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,180 Presumably without Audrey on top of him. 394 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,700 Did you get the Chantal thing sorted out? 395 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,100 I mean, God, after we both defended her. 396 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,820 At least she told the truth in the end. 397 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,780 Quite rare for one of those Ashburn kids to come up trumps. 398 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,300 Well, let's hope it comes in under the press radar. 399 00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:40,340 Well, on that note, our Natalie had rather a good chat with 400 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:44,500 a "not really a journalist" and spilt the beans. 401 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:47,540 The whole can. Oh, God, no. Don't worry. 402 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:50,060 Because I managed to track down the journalist and I thoroughly 403 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,500 enjoyed telling her she didn't have a story any more. 404 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,460 And I also pointed out that she's working in 405 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:57,380 a dying media because print journalism is finally fucked. 406 00:22:57,420 --> 00:23:00,700 Well done, Lord Leveson. So what's happening with Audrey now? 407 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:03,060 Elderly care sorting her somewhere residential? 408 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:06,740 Are you kidding? She didn't even come up to their needs threshold. 409 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:09,340 Running amok with no tights on? Well, quite. 410 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:10,900 But I've given her some felt tips. 411 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:13,380 I've let her loose on Nitin's chart and there should be 412 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:15,460 a result any second now. 413 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,420 No, no, no. Why would you do this? 414 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:22,460 Why would you do anything like this? Bingo.