1 00:00:00,398 --> 00:00:02,085 Today is a high-alert day. 2 00:00:02,164 --> 00:00:05,082 I can't stress enough the importance of being vigilant and cautious 3 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:08,326 in light of the serious threats we'll be facing. 4 00:00:08,352 --> 00:00:09,050 Dina's right. 5 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:13,174 So everybody keep an eye out for anything out of the ordinary. 6 00:00:13,208 --> 00:00:14,642 Okay? Good. 7 00:00:14,676 --> 00:00:17,311 Let's watch out for people buying toilet paper, eggs, 8 00:00:17,346 --> 00:00:18,713 shaving cream, ketchup, 9 00:00:18,781 --> 00:00:20,481 your squeezables, your squirtables... 10 00:00:20,516 --> 00:00:22,550 everything is a weapon today, okay? 11 00:00:22,618 --> 00:00:24,719 - What about guns? - Those are fine. 12 00:00:24,787 --> 00:00:27,055 Incidentally, that costume is ridiculous. 13 00:00:27,122 --> 00:00:28,623 Professor X doesn't drink martinis. 14 00:00:28,657 --> 00:00:31,196 [With British Accent] Yes, but James Bond does. 15 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:31,673 Ugh. 16 00:00:31,882 --> 00:00:33,352 Oh, come on, Dina. 17 00:00:33,382 --> 00:00:36,183 Stop being the Halloween version of Scrooge, whatever that is. 18 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,303 Oh, Booge! 19 00:00:38,337 --> 00:00:40,372 Boo, Scrooge. I just thought of that. 20 00:00:40,406 --> 00:00:41,506 Yeah, don't be such a Booge. 21 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:42,486 Put on a costume. 22 00:00:42,494 --> 00:00:45,496 ALL: Yeah, don't be a Booge! 23 00:00:45,524 --> 00:00:48,125 Ooh, peer pressure from a group of people I don't respect. 24 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:49,793 Now, that's scary. 25 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:51,604 I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, 26 00:00:51,605 --> 00:00:53,539 but Sandra's the only other grown-up here. 27 00:00:53,606 --> 00:00:56,542 Actually, I am dressed up. I'm you. 28 00:00:58,318 --> 00:01:00,152 - What? - "Shut up, Sandra." 29 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:01,513 - Shut up, Sandra! - [Laughs] 30 00:01:01,514 --> 00:01:02,777 Oh, my God, that's so cool. 31 00:01:02,778 --> 00:01:04,779 - You're gonna be twinsies. - No, we're not. 32 00:01:04,846 --> 00:01:07,014 Wait, you guys should stand together all day. 33 00:01:07,048 --> 00:01:07,803 I'm up for it. 34 00:01:07,804 --> 00:01:10,404 Yeah, I'm gonna find a costume to put on. 35 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:11,807 [Coughing] Booge. 36 00:01:11,841 --> 00:01:15,344 [Soft Upbeat Music] 37 00:01:15,411 --> 00:01:17,679 So let's keep an eye out for teens, tweens, 38 00:01:17,747 --> 00:01:20,682 people who look inappropriately large or small... 39 00:01:21,818 --> 00:01:23,778 Are you guys even listening to me? 40 00:01:25,355 --> 00:01:26,455 Hello? 41 00:01:26,489 --> 00:01:27,989 - [Indistinct Murmuring] - Nothing. 42 00:01:28,024 --> 00:01:29,004 Yep, got it. 43 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,120 ♪ 44 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,580 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com - 45 00:01:33,675 --> 00:01:36,076 [Spooky Music] 46 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:38,211 [Wicked Laughter] 47 00:01:38,897 --> 00:01:42,015 It's a... interesting costume. 48 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:45,385 Yeah, you know, what's crazy are those... the boots. 49 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:47,888 Boots. Yes, definitely the boots. 50 00:01:48,262 --> 00:01:51,431 I cannot stop staring at her giant breasts. 51 00:01:51,943 --> 00:01:53,509 You know, now that you say it... 52 00:01:53,509 --> 00:01:54,514 There is a lot of décolletage, yes. 53 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:55,449 I'm seeing it. 54 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:57,050 You guys, relax. 55 00:01:57,086 --> 00:01:59,187 We all think she looks hot, okay? 56 00:01:59,221 --> 00:02:00,889 No, not me. [Laughs] 57 00:02:00,923 --> 00:02:03,725 I mean, maybe with another personality in that body, sure, 58 00:02:03,759 --> 00:02:06,961 ta-dow, but you got to factor in the Dina that lies beneath. 59 00:02:07,029 --> 00:02:08,797 Not so fast. 60 00:02:08,864 --> 00:02:12,400 I want to know exactly what you're planning to do with this toilet paper. 61 00:02:12,434 --> 00:02:14,469 Uh, I'll take extra bacon, extra cheese, 62 00:02:14,537 --> 00:02:16,404 and if you can, make it extra quick, 63 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:19,073 'cause this outlaw needs to get his grub on. 64 00:02:19,108 --> 00:02:20,622 - Boo! - Jeff. 65 00:02:20,623 --> 00:02:22,123 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 66 00:02:22,158 --> 00:02:24,426 Oh, uh, there was a stabbing at the Kirkwood store. 67 00:02:24,452 --> 00:02:27,221 Well, that's boring, but, you know, 68 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:31,165 I'm in town till tomorrow, so, you know, I'm free tonight if... 69 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:32,366 I know it's last-minute, but... 70 00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:34,835 Please, last-minute is fine. [Chuckles] 71 00:02:34,869 --> 00:02:36,252 It's not like I'm one of those people who can't 72 00:02:36,253 --> 00:02:37,816 go on a date unless he, you know, works out 73 00:02:37,851 --> 00:02:40,352 and waxes and plucks and bleaches... 74 00:02:40,387 --> 00:02:41,887 got to plan at least two or three outfits. 75 00:02:41,956 --> 00:02:44,824 Good. All right, well, then I'll pick you up after work. 76 00:02:44,859 --> 00:02:46,025 - That sounds great. - Right? 77 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:48,027 - Jeff? - Hey. 78 00:02:48,391 --> 00:02:50,663 - Hey. - To what do we owe this honor? 79 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:53,335 Oh, um, well, I just came... 80 00:02:53,369 --> 00:02:55,304 Oh, right, the Kirkwood stabbing. 81 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:57,912 I heard about that. That poor nun. 82 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,247 Not actually a real nun, by the way... 83 00:03:00,289 --> 00:03:01,144 just a woman in a costume. 84 00:03:01,145 --> 00:03:03,576 But still, stabbed right in the face... oh. 85 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:05,683 - Yeah. - Terrible Halloween. 86 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:08,686 Hey, did you see? I'm a hot dog. 87 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:11,522 - I did. - Yeah. 88 00:03:11,557 --> 00:03:14,826 ♪ I want you in my life ♪ 89 00:03:14,859 --> 00:03:17,427 ♪ For all time ♪ 90 00:03:17,495 --> 00:03:19,693 ♪ 91 00:03:19,694 --> 00:03:22,395 Happy Halloween! Bye! 92 00:03:22,430 --> 00:03:24,597 [Laughs] I love how into Halloween you are. 93 00:03:24,632 --> 00:03:26,566 Oh, my God, it's my favorite day of the year. 94 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,991 And later, I get to go trick-or-treating with Emma, which is the best. 95 00:03:30,014 --> 00:03:30,499 Hmm. 96 00:03:30,499 --> 00:03:32,700 Oh, and it doesn't get any cuter than this. 97 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:35,002 Left and right and whoo-whoo! 98 00:03:35,037 --> 00:03:37,004 Come on, keep doing the candy dance. 99 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:39,006 Left and right and... 100 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:40,975 Oh, look, it's working! 101 00:03:41,009 --> 00:03:43,844 It's working! Way to go! 102 00:03:43,879 --> 00:03:45,880 Ma'am, you realize that candy from strangers 103 00:03:45,914 --> 00:03:48,015 can contain razor blades and heroin needles, right? 104 00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:49,584 I'm sorry? 105 00:03:49,651 --> 00:03:51,686 Dina, again, 106 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,188 I did not put heroin needles in the candy. 107 00:03:54,222 --> 00:03:55,321 I'm not saying you did. 108 00:03:55,321 --> 00:03:57,561 I'm just saying, best-case scenario: Free chocolate bar. 109 00:03:57,577 --> 00:03:59,077 Worst-case scenario: "Trainspotting." 110 00:03:59,113 --> 00:04:01,781 Okay. Thanks anyway. 111 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:03,803 That's what I thought. 112 00:04:03,804 --> 00:04:05,970 You have to stop harassing the customers. 113 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:09,874 I will not apologize for my commitment to our customers' safety. 114 00:04:09,908 --> 00:04:13,311 - Dina, don't make me have to... - What? 115 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,446 What would you do if you were me? 116 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,480 Oh, Glenn, if I was you, 117 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:17,815 I would've killed myself years ago. 118 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,450 - Okay. - Dina? 119 00:04:19,484 --> 00:04:22,320 You know, I think I saw some really sketchy types 120 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,788 headed for the stockroom. 121 00:04:23,822 --> 00:04:24,955 Sounds suspicious. 122 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:26,757 Yeah, they were... they were carrying, uh, 123 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,926 toilet paper and shaving cream. 124 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:29,693 What? 125 00:04:29,693 --> 00:04:32,328 Those are exactly the things I said to look out for. 126 00:04:32,363 --> 00:04:34,397 It's like I just talk to myself in this store. 127 00:04:35,699 --> 00:04:37,333 Thanks, Amy. 128 00:04:37,368 --> 00:04:39,636 I was really gonna let her have it. 129 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:42,338 Has anyone noticed anything out of the ordinary back here? 130 00:04:42,373 --> 00:04:44,240 Well, it's Halloween, so everything's 131 00:04:44,308 --> 00:04:45,642 kind of out of the ordinary. 132 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:48,378 Get out of my way, Janay. 133 00:04:48,412 --> 00:04:50,046 It's Janet. 134 00:04:51,215 --> 00:04:52,682 Why is this unlocked? 135 00:04:52,716 --> 00:04:55,518 Janay, who unlocked this? 136 00:04:55,553 --> 00:04:59,089 ♪ Caught up in the rapture of love ♪ 137 00:04:59,156 --> 00:05:01,558 ♪ 138 00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:04,764 Funny, I've never been, uh... 139 00:05:04,797 --> 00:05:06,832 never been assigned here before. 140 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,167 Hmm. 141 00:05:08,235 --> 00:05:09,569 Jewelry's a real can of worms 142 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:11,403 in terms of feminism, you know? 143 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:13,238 [Chuckles] 144 00:05:13,273 --> 00:05:14,440 Uh-huh. 145 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:18,110 [Inhales Sharply] This is great. 146 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:19,477 This is great, us working together. 147 00:05:19,512 --> 00:05:21,780 I feel like we never really had the chance to... to... 148 00:05:21,814 --> 00:05:24,054 to bond, really. 149 00:05:24,054 --> 00:05:25,855 Yeah, totally. 150 00:05:32,963 --> 00:05:35,131 Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, 151 00:05:35,164 --> 00:05:37,478 I vant to suck your blood 152 00:05:37,478 --> 00:05:39,312 and test it for diabetes. 153 00:05:39,347 --> 00:05:41,981 At-home insulin kits are now half off. 154 00:05:42,016 --> 00:05:44,517 Are you looking for spook-tacular savings? 155 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:46,953 Because Cloud 9 has it all. 156 00:05:46,987 --> 00:05:49,689 You can get, um, the... 157 00:05:49,757 --> 00:05:50,790 [Stammers] 158 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,994 [Gulps] Uh... 159 00:05:55,029 --> 00:05:57,597 Attention, shoppers, I vant to suck your blood. 160 00:05:57,631 --> 00:05:58,381 Oh, I did that one. 161 00:05:58,382 --> 00:06:00,515 - Oh. - Everybody freeze! 162 00:06:00,549 --> 00:06:03,385 There's been an employee theft in the store. 163 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:06,254 Nobody can leave. I repeat, no one. 164 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,525 Well, sorry, I-I actually just meant the employees. 165 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:12,594 Customers can leave. 166 00:06:12,662 --> 00:06:15,997 So... unfreeze. 167 00:06:20,169 --> 00:06:21,269 You okay? You look sick. 168 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,405 Sick? Yeah, I'm sick. 169 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:30,621 At 8:24, a crate of irregular produce was put in the cage 170 00:06:30,622 --> 00:06:32,356 to be returned to fulfillment and destroyed. 171 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:33,625 Now it's missing. 172 00:06:33,658 --> 00:06:36,594 I'm sorry. Irregular produce? You mean rotten? 173 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,331 No, what I'm talking about is lumps, bumps, extra appendages, 174 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:42,001 apples that look like pears, pears that look like guavas. 175 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:45,469 So we're just throwing away perfectly good food because it's ugly? 176 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:47,205 Looks matter, Jonah. 177 00:06:47,272 --> 00:06:50,441 You should know that, being the prettiest person in here. 178 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,644 I will be interrogating each and every one of you. 179 00:06:52,677 --> 00:06:55,045 No one leaves until I find out who did it. 180 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,047 - Ugh, come on. - No. 181 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,215 - No! - What? 182 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,516 No, you can't just keep us here. 183 00:06:58,550 --> 00:06:59,969 I'm going trick-or-treating with my daughter. 184 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,415 Yeah, I have a date... uh, with a good book. 185 00:07:02,447 --> 00:07:05,874 I'm going to a screening of "Nosferatu" at the Tivoli, if anybody wants to come. 186 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:08,310 Wow, that sounds really terrible. 187 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:09,811 Okay, listen, none of this is my problem. 188 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,147 Justice does not stop for your plans. 189 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,016 Glenn, you're not gonna let her do this to us, right? 190 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:15,183 Absolutely not. 191 00:07:15,218 --> 00:07:17,019 Interrogations start immediately. 192 00:07:17,053 --> 00:07:19,655 Well, if it's already starting... 193 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,023 Man. 194 00:07:21,057 --> 00:07:24,026 ["Halloween" Theme Music] 195 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:29,064 ♪ 196 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:32,160 So, Amy Dubanowski. 197 00:07:32,195 --> 00:07:36,865 Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect Amy Dubanowski. 198 00:07:36,899 --> 00:07:38,567 Why would I steal a crate of fruit? 199 00:07:38,601 --> 00:07:39,234 I don't know. 200 00:07:39,235 --> 00:07:41,686 I mean, clearly you've been having trouble making ends meet, 201 00:07:41,803 --> 00:07:43,333 neglecting your personal hygiene, 202 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,267 the old clothes, busted-up shoes, 203 00:07:45,302 --> 00:07:47,169 the ratty hair, hints of meth mouth. 204 00:07:47,237 --> 00:07:48,304 Okay, I'm leaving. 205 00:07:48,338 --> 00:07:49,638 Uh-uh, you're not going anywhere 206 00:07:49,673 --> 00:07:51,407 until you answer all of my questions. 207 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:54,926 - Did you take the fruit? - No. 208 00:07:54,926 --> 00:07:57,361 Then you can go. 209 00:07:57,428 --> 00:07:58,494 By the way... 210 00:07:58,530 --> 00:07:59,496 What? 211 00:07:59,531 --> 00:08:01,432 That headpiece looks great on you. 212 00:08:01,466 --> 00:08:04,868 Oh. Thank you. 213 00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:08,539 Topics, topics, topics... 214 00:08:08,605 --> 00:08:11,974 Oh, uh, who do you think stole the produce? 215 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:15,045 I was thinking, okay, maybe Marcus. 216 00:08:15,112 --> 00:08:18,147 He's been to prison before for public peeing. 217 00:08:18,183 --> 00:08:20,017 Really? 218 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:23,853 Well, I was thinking Mary, 219 00:08:23,887 --> 00:08:26,889 because I heard that she's drinking again. 220 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:28,025 No. 221 00:08:28,059 --> 00:08:30,527 Mm-hmm. [Chuckles] 222 00:08:30,562 --> 00:08:32,329 Alcohol? 223 00:08:32,363 --> 00:08:34,131 I think so, yeah. 224 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:46,009 It's the... it's the bun. 225 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:48,244 [Violent Femmes' "Gone Daddy Gone"] 226 00:08:48,313 --> 00:08:50,229 I can't help but notice that you're sweating. 227 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:53,097 Got any secrets you'd like to share? 228 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:53,715 No. 229 00:08:53,716 --> 00:08:55,648 You know, some thieves have a tell... 230 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,616 like talking with your hand over your mouth. 231 00:08:57,651 --> 00:08:58,851 Oh. 232 00:08:58,852 --> 00:09:00,286 Okay. 233 00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:02,655 You don't have the courage or the intelligence 234 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:03,956 to have stolen anything. 235 00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:05,658 Then why are you even talking to me? 236 00:09:05,692 --> 00:09:07,393 I just wanted you to know that. 237 00:09:07,461 --> 00:09:09,328 Did I steal the fruit? No. 238 00:09:09,363 --> 00:09:11,664 Was it an act of civil disobedience that I admire? 239 00:09:11,698 --> 00:09:12,698 Yes. 240 00:09:12,733 --> 00:09:14,500 Do I know who stole it? 241 00:09:14,535 --> 00:09:15,501 No. 242 00:09:15,536 --> 00:09:17,503 Stop interrogating yourself. 243 00:09:17,538 --> 00:09:19,906 Maybe you put the fruit somewhere and forgot. 244 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:22,508 One time, I texted Bo that I couldn't find my phone, 245 00:09:22,543 --> 00:09:25,244 and then he's like "Hey, dummy, what are you texting me on?" 246 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:29,649 And I'm like "Oh, yeah, right. Goofy face emoji." 247 00:09:29,683 --> 00:09:31,563 ♪ Eyes will turn blue ♪ 248 00:09:31,563 --> 00:09:32,864 [Grunts] 249 00:09:32,898 --> 00:09:33,865 What was that? 250 00:09:33,899 --> 00:09:35,500 Do I like fruit? Yes. 251 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,201 What's my favorite fruit? Tropical. 252 00:09:38,236 --> 00:09:39,536 Be more specific. 253 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:41,505 Mango. 254 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,508 There's something about you I just don't trust. 255 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,575 ♪ 256 00:09:45,611 --> 00:09:46,577 ♪ Gone away ♪ 257 00:09:46,612 --> 00:09:49,547 Okay. Let's do this. 258 00:09:49,581 --> 00:09:51,549 - Did you steal the fruit? - No. 259 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:52,550 You can go. 260 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:53,936 ♪ Gone away ♪ 261 00:09:53,937 --> 00:09:55,338 What if she doesn't find out who did it? 262 00:09:55,405 --> 00:09:57,306 Can she just keep us here all night? 263 00:09:57,341 --> 00:09:58,141 No! 264 00:09:58,141 --> 00:10:00,474 I have to be home in an hour to trick-or-treat with Emma. 265 00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:01,642 [Sighs] 266 00:10:02,778 --> 00:10:04,745 [Gasps] 267 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:08,983 [Whispering] Will all employees please meet me in the warehouse 268 00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:10,818 for a secret meeting? 269 00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:13,554 Don't tell Dina. 270 00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:14,822 Secret meeting. 271 00:10:14,891 --> 00:10:16,758 Smart. 272 00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:18,727 We all have plans tonight, right? 273 00:10:18,761 --> 00:10:19,928 - Yeah. - Why you looking at me? 274 00:10:19,961 --> 00:10:22,797 I don't have any plans. Why... 275 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:27,457 Okay, well, plans or no plans, whoever took the fruit should just give it back, 276 00:10:27,457 --> 00:10:29,591 and we'll just tell Dina that it was misplaced. 277 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:30,667 - Okay? - Yes. 278 00:10:30,728 --> 00:10:31,661 - Yeah? - Okay. 279 00:10:31,729 --> 00:10:32,560 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 280 00:10:32,561 --> 00:10:33,562 Great. 281 00:10:33,595 --> 00:10:35,329 So who took it? 282 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:39,234 Come on, guys. 283 00:10:39,268 --> 00:10:40,435 No one's perfect. 284 00:10:40,469 --> 00:10:43,271 I used to shoplift from the mall all the time. 285 00:10:43,306 --> 00:10:45,440 Mostly black lipstick. I was going through a phase. 286 00:10:45,474 --> 00:10:48,109 But we all do things we regret. So... 287 00:10:48,144 --> 00:10:50,312 I'm not even a member of the Sierra Club. 288 00:10:50,346 --> 00:10:51,758 I just put the sticker on my bumper. 289 00:10:51,759 --> 00:10:52,857 I don't pay taxes. 290 00:10:52,892 --> 00:10:54,359 I catfished my school nurse, 291 00:10:54,393 --> 00:10:56,161 and she ended up moving to Australia 292 00:10:56,195 --> 00:10:57,896 to meet a picture of Michael Fassbender 293 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:59,118 when he was young. 294 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:02,487 Okay, does anybody want to confess to taking the fruit? 295 00:11:04,891 --> 00:11:07,159 I have some questions about what Cheyenne said. 296 00:11:07,226 --> 00:11:09,928 Fine. Forget it. 297 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,097 She works at a smoothie stand on the beach now. 298 00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,066 - Hmm. - I think she's happy. 299 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:20,105 ♪ I believe you can get me through the night ♪ 300 00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,509 Hey, man, if Dina asks where I am, cover for me. 301 00:11:24,577 --> 00:11:26,011 Why? What's going on? 302 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:29,014 Between us, I can't be around Dina in that costume. 303 00:11:29,082 --> 00:11:30,787 It's like, my rational brain says 304 00:11:30,788 --> 00:11:32,020 that's the same crazy fascist 305 00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:33,922 that physically removed gum from my mouth, 306 00:11:33,956 --> 00:11:37,659 but my caveman brain says, "Hey, man, boobs." 307 00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:39,527 It's very confusing. 308 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:43,431 You could just not look at her... 309 00:11:43,465 --> 00:11:46,483 Have you seen my eye line? It's unavoidable. 310 00:11:46,483 --> 00:11:48,851 - Fair enough. - Just keep it on the DL. 311 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:52,322 - All right, I got you, son. - Oh, God, don't say that. 312 00:11:54,925 --> 00:11:58,403 Guess who has a crush on Dina. 313 00:11:58,434 --> 00:11:59,754 You? 314 00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:01,328 I called around to other stores. 315 00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:03,562 Obviously, Kirkwood's a no-go with the whole stabbing thing. 316 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,998 But Chesterfield doesn't go through their produce till Friday. 317 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:09,580 We'll get their uglies. Good idea. 318 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:10,947 Hang on. 319 00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:12,415 Oh. 320 00:12:15,162 --> 00:12:16,663 Uh, I can't reach my wallet. 321 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:18,899 There's a slit between the meat and the bun, 322 00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:20,643 if you could just snake your hand in. 323 00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:23,245 - Um, I'll buy it. - Okay, thanks. 324 00:12:23,312 --> 00:12:26,248 The only problem is that Dina put a guard at the door. 325 00:12:26,315 --> 00:12:27,916 What? 326 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,640 What do we do? 327 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,277 We need to come up with some kind of plan. 328 00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:39,249 Oh! [Giggling] 329 00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:43,320 [Mischievous Music] 330 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,192 Whoa. 331 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:51,162 This place is lame on a stick. 332 00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:52,663 Really? I don't think it looks that different. 333 00:12:52,698 --> 00:12:53,664 Seriously? 334 00:12:53,699 --> 00:12:54,665 They've got bedding 335 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,367 where the jewelry's supposed to be. 336 00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:58,469 It's like, what? 337 00:12:58,504 --> 00:13:00,505 Okay. Produce, produce, produce. 338 00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:03,374 - It should be aisle ten. - Okay. 339 00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:07,545 What? 340 00:13:07,613 --> 00:13:09,313 Look how dim it is. 341 00:13:09,348 --> 00:13:11,682 What is this, a nightclub? 342 00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:14,719 Whoa. 343 00:13:14,787 --> 00:13:17,321 This is wildly inappropriate. 344 00:13:17,356 --> 00:13:19,483 Well, you've been acting weird and avoiding me all day. 345 00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:21,284 [Laughing] No, I haven't. 346 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,904 I've just been keeping my head down, 347 00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:25,987 keeping my mind on work, you know. 348 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,987 Wow, so guilty, you can't even look at me, can you? 349 00:13:28,988 --> 00:13:30,387 I'm looking right at you. 350 00:13:30,421 --> 00:13:33,156 Excuse me, we're having a private conversation. 351 00:13:33,223 --> 00:13:34,957 Thank you. 352 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:38,161 Ugly. Ugly. 353 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:39,396 Wait, wait. 354 00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:41,738 This one looks like Matthew McConaughey. 355 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,740 "All right, all right, all right." 356 00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:47,945 That's really good, Mateo, but we need to focus. 357 00:13:47,978 --> 00:13:49,145 Ooh. 358 00:13:51,114 --> 00:13:52,248 [Both Laugh] 359 00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:54,817 You know what? This one's all nasty. 360 00:13:54,886 --> 00:13:57,254 How about you take one of the nicer-looking grapefruit? 361 00:13:57,288 --> 00:13:58,956 - Oh, I don't care how it looks. - Good. 362 00:13:58,989 --> 00:14:00,489 Well, then if you don't care what it looks like, 363 00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:01,757 you can just take one of these. 364 00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:03,794 - I want this one. - Why? 365 00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:06,129 Because I want it, and I need it. 366 00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:07,965 - No, you don't need this one. - Yes, I do. 367 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,833 - Okay, just give it to me. - I had it first. 368 00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,969 Just give her the ugly [Bleep] grapefruit! 369 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,492 [Clears Throat] Sorry. 370 00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:21,728 I just want you to be able to go trick-or-treating with your son. 371 00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:23,764 - Daughter. - Whatever. 372 00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:30,578 That's narrow. 373 00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:33,635 - Excuse me. - Hmm? 374 00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:35,303 Where are your bathrooms? 375 00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:37,205 Just back and to the right. 376 00:14:38,271 --> 00:14:39,674 [Scoffs] You're joking, right? 377 00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:40,940 I-I don't believe so. 378 00:14:40,975 --> 00:14:43,309 I'm amazed you guys stay open, honestly. 379 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:44,304 Hey, Bobby. 380 00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:45,605 I finished marking down the clearance items. 381 00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:46,444 Great! 382 00:14:46,445 --> 00:14:47,780 Why don't you work on the shrink reports? 383 00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:51,084 - Will do, boss. - All right. 384 00:14:51,445 --> 00:14:54,478 Wait, is that your assistant manager? 385 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,857 Oh, yeah, Kelly. She's the best. 386 00:14:56,891 --> 00:14:59,559 She was so nice to you. 387 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,294 She's nice... 388 00:15:01,362 --> 00:15:02,729 to me, yeah. 389 00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:09,236 Oh, just to the right there. 390 00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:12,772 Sir? Yeah. 391 00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:15,575 There you go. You got it now. 392 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,445 And Susie went to Mexico for liposuction, 393 00:15:18,479 --> 00:15:19,779 but something happened, 394 00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:21,615 and now she has a bunch of bugs in her butt. 395 00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:25,719 Wow, I'm really rooting for that story to be true. 396 00:15:25,753 --> 00:15:28,605 Hey, uh, what do people say about me? 397 00:15:28,606 --> 00:15:30,173 - Nothing. - Oh, come on, come on. 398 00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:31,374 I'm sure you've heard something. 399 00:15:31,442 --> 00:15:33,176 It's fine. It's fine. I can... thick skin. 400 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:35,044 [Chuckles] 401 00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:37,480 Okay, well... 402 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,342 some people think that you wear a wig, 403 00:15:39,342 --> 00:15:42,011 and some people think that you have a crush on Amy, 404 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:45,756 and some people think that you're a Sea Org, whatever that is. 405 00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:48,190 Wait, people think I have a crush on Amy? 406 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,841 - Mm-hmm. - What? 407 00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:53,674 She's married. That's... 408 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,297 I mean, not that you can't have a crush 409 00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:56,798 on someone who's married, 410 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,229 but I mean, you know, yuck. 411 00:15:58,229 --> 00:15:59,630 You know, not yuck. I think she's pretty. 412 00:15:59,663 --> 00:16:01,297 But she's not, like, pretty-pretty. 413 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:03,332 I mean, she's... I don't know. That's insane. 414 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,235 Who's saying... like, who specifically... who's saying that? 415 00:16:06,271 --> 00:16:08,338 Just people. Like, everyone. 416 00:16:11,809 --> 00:16:14,177 Kelly will do, like, anything Bobby asks. 417 00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:16,345 You know, Bobby will be like, "Hey, Kelly, do this," 418 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:18,915 and Kelly will be like, "With pleasure, Bobby." 419 00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:21,289 And then Bobby will be like, "Thanks, Kelly." 420 00:16:21,289 --> 00:16:23,357 Glenn, I don't know who either of those people are. 421 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:26,392 - [Cell Phone Ringing] - Oh. 422 00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:29,761 - Hey! - Hi, Mom. 423 00:16:29,762 --> 00:16:31,330 Hi, baby, I know I'm running late, 424 00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:33,999 but I promise you I'm not gonna miss trick-or-treating. 425 00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:37,202 Actually, is it okay if I go to Finley's house instead? 426 00:16:37,236 --> 00:16:39,905 - Dad said he'd drop me off. - Oh. 427 00:16:39,939 --> 00:16:43,275 Um, I... Yeah, yeah. 428 00:16:43,343 --> 00:16:45,077 I mean, if you want. 429 00:16:45,111 --> 00:16:47,079 - Really? - Yeah. 430 00:16:47,113 --> 00:16:50,313 Yes, yes, of course. It's cool. 431 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,147 That just means more candy for me. 432 00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:54,549 Num, num, num, num, num, num. 433 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,219 Oh, sweetie. Hang up. 434 00:16:57,253 --> 00:16:59,188 - Thanks, Mom! - Yeah. 435 00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:00,389 Bye, Emma! 436 00:17:00,422 --> 00:17:03,357 It's Glenn. I'm a hot dog. 437 00:17:04,727 --> 00:17:05,861 Okay. 438 00:17:07,222 --> 00:17:09,690 Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett 439 00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:11,659 Garrett, Garrett... Garrett. 440 00:17:13,846 --> 00:17:15,480 What are you thinking about right now? 441 00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:17,327 Hmm? Fruit, maybe? 442 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,162 What kind of fruit... tart little kiwis? 443 00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:21,598 No, I bet you like big, juicy melons, don't you? 444 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,099 Come on, you know what you're doing here. 445 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,068 Yeah, I do. Catching a thief. 446 00:17:25,102 --> 00:17:26,336 [Sighs] 447 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:27,521 Now, listen. 448 00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:32,442 Just admit what you did, and we can end this right now. 449 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,344 All right, fine, okay? I took the fruit. 450 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:37,047 Whatever it takes. Just get me out of here. 451 00:17:37,081 --> 00:17:39,382 See? 452 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,717 Doesn't that feel better? 453 00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:43,119 I'm having the weirdest day. 454 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,122 [Slow Music] 455 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,290 ♪ 456 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:51,127 - Hey. - Hey. 457 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,696 What happened to your costume? 458 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:56,967 I just didn't feel like wearing it anymore. 459 00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,136 Emma wants to hang out with her friends tonight instead of me. 460 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,706 Oh, that's a bummer. 461 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:04,407 - Yeah. - I'm sorry. 462 00:18:04,442 --> 00:18:07,644 But it's, you know... it's normal, right? 463 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,579 Yeah, I guess. It's... 464 00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:11,481 Yes, yes, it's normal. 465 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:15,652 It's just, I just thought I had, like, one 466 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,088 or maybe two more years with her. 467 00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,056 - Yeah. - You know, it's weird. 468 00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:23,493 It's like, you bring home this cute little baby, 469 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,495 and all they want is to be with you, 470 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,264 like, every second of every day, 471 00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:29,132 and then they grow up, 472 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,601 and you're proud, of course, 473 00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:34,854 but... but also sad and lonely. 474 00:18:34,855 --> 00:18:36,889 Yeah, no, babies are hilarious. 475 00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:39,457 I should probably get back out there. 476 00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:40,558 [Clears Throat] 477 00:18:45,532 --> 00:18:47,633 "I admit I stole the fruit 478 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,735 like some Saudi Arabian street rat." 479 00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:52,605 - You want me to sign this? - Yes, I do. 480 00:18:52,639 --> 00:18:54,807 - [Door Opens] - Stop the interrogation. 481 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,913 We found it, yeah. 482 00:18:56,913 --> 00:19:01,316 Look, crazy story... it had fallen behind something. 483 00:19:01,384 --> 00:19:05,320 Interesting, because Garrett just confessed to stealing it, 484 00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:07,155 so somebody here is lying. 485 00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,157 - [Sighs] - You know what? 486 00:19:09,225 --> 00:19:10,492 I don't know what's going on here, 487 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,094 but I intend to find out. 488 00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:14,839 And if I have to keep everyone here all night to do it, 489 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,810 so be it. 490 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,935 - No! - I'm sorry, what? 491 00:19:19,969 --> 00:19:23,171 I said no! This is over, okay? 492 00:19:23,239 --> 00:19:24,840 I'm the Bobby here! 493 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:29,010 And if you don't like it, you can go kick a cow! 494 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:32,180 So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home 495 00:19:32,248 --> 00:19:35,183 and cut myself out of this hot dog costume 496 00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:37,185 and make love to my wife... 497 00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:40,021 if she's up for it. 498 00:19:42,525 --> 00:19:45,427 ♪ How you gonna do it if you really won't take a chance ♪ 499 00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:47,362 ♪ By standing on the wall ♪ 500 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,364 ♪ Get your back up off the wall ♪ 501 00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:51,299 ♪ 'Cause I heard all the people sayin'... ♪ 502 00:19:53,102 --> 00:19:54,302 [Sighs] 503 00:19:54,337 --> 00:19:55,303 Hey. 504 00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:57,379 Hey, come on in. 505 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,884 - Ahh. Oof. - Come on in. 506 00:19:59,884 --> 00:20:01,484 I got the seat warmer on for you. 507 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:02,753 I put it on level one; That's my favorite 508 00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:03,888 'cause I don't think it's... 509 00:20:03,922 --> 00:20:05,256 I think it's, like, just warm enough, 510 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,325 you know, where you're... 511 00:20:06,326 --> 00:20:07,860 You can put it on any level you want, is the point. 512 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:09,261 - It's great. - Okay. 513 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,196 - Ooh, toasty tush. - Yeah. 514 00:20:11,264 --> 00:20:13,031 Okay, we should go before someone sees us. 515 00:20:13,099 --> 00:20:14,967 Oh, yes, good call. 516 00:20:18,171 --> 00:20:19,938 Mm-hmm. 517 00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:22,107 Do you guys have any plans? 518 00:20:22,142 --> 00:20:24,042 We're seeing "Nosferatu." 519 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,211 Yeah, I don't know why I'm going, 520 00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:28,514 but I'm just in a weird head space today. 521 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:30,682 Which is exactly how you want to see German expressionism. 522 00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:31,950 Mm. 523 00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:34,186 - Uh, do you want to come? - Uh... 524 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,954 I mean, if you want to. 525 00:20:35,989 --> 00:20:37,890 I don't care if you're there. 526 00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:39,391 You could be there or not be there. 527 00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:42,628 It means nothing to me if you're there, at all. 528 00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:45,005 You've charmed me. I'm in. 529 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:45,851 What are you in? 530 00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:48,381 Uh, we're going to see some terrible German film. 531 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,783 The fact that it's German is irrelevant. It's silent. 532 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:52,519 Oh, this just keeps getting better. 533 00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:55,088 All right, I'm in too. But I call both armrests. 534 00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:57,224 Uh, you should probably button up your jacket, though, 535 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,525 'cause it's gonna be cold. 536 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,962 Incidentally, I'm... I'm Brexit. 537 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:05,030 How has nobody asked me about that all day?