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"In our darkest hour,

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we commit these souls unsettled
to graves unblessed."

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Why's everything a goddamn poem?

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Stan! Help me!

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She's gonna burn me alive!

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28 years.

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I was the sheriff for 28 years.

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Never got tied to a stake.

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You're here exactly one week.

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Geez, lady!

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Anybody ever tell you

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you look like a barrel of assholes?

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Ouch.

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Earth to earth, ashes to ashes,

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in sure and certain
hope of eternal life.

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And of the dear souls
that Claire hath left behind,

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none more dear than
her daughter, Denise,

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her beloved husband,
our sheriff, Stanley Miller...

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or, as we lovingly call him, Stan.

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Stanley.

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Sheriff Miller.

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"Hope will not leave us disappointed.

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Because the love of God

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has been poured out in our
hearts through the Holy Spirit,

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who has been given to us.

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At the appointed time,
when we were still powerless,

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Christ died for us godless men.

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It is rare

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that anyone should lay down
his life for a just man,

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though it is barely possible
that, for a good man,

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someone may have the courage to die."

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You want to start some shit with me?

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- Stanley, please!
- Eh, clamp.

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Someone put you up to this?

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- What do you think? It's funny?
- Dad, stop it!

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Why can't we just have a nice funeral?!

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Come here.

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Dad!

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No, Stan!

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Sheriff Miller!

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Sheriff Miller!

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Somebody do something!

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Sheriff Miller!

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Oh, boy.

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Oh.

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Who the hell are you?

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I could ask you the same question.

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Of course you could.
That's what women do.

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You ask them a question,

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and then they answer
your question with a question.

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But do they ever answer your question?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Because that would be
a sign of weakness.

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Am I right?

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Are you Sheriff Miller?

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Ah.

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You just did it again, didn't you?

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I'm Evelyn Barret.

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- Ah.
- I'm the...

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n-new...

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Hmm.

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They... they said you stepped down.

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I-I just assumed your
deputy would be the guy...

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Leon? Yeah.

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He's about as useful
as tits on a flashlight.

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His family owns the
building, so if I can him,

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I got to move the whole department

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over to the fire station,

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and what a nest of
shitheads that place is.

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Honest to Christ, since when

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does pointing a hose at
something make you a hero?

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Give me a break.

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Sheriff Miller, have you...

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have you been home since...

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Not so much. No.

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Hello?

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♪ Ring-a-round the rosie ♪

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♪ Pocket full of posies ♪

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♪ Ashes, ashes ♪

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♪ We all fall down ♪

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♪ Ring-a-round the rosie ♪

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♪ Pocket full of posies ♪

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♪ Ashes, ashes ♪

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♪ We all fall down ♪

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Oh, Jesus Christ!

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Oh, hey.

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You... you want to get shot?

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No!

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I don't ever want to get shot.

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Where have you been?

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You haven't been home
in like three days.

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I'm starving.

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I had some Goldfish at
the wake, and that's it.

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I was gonna come home, but, you know...

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Well, the bank needs Ma's
life-insurance information.

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Yeah, yeah.

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All that crap's in your
mother's sewing room, and...

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we're not allowed in there.

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She locked it, for God's sake.

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She called it her sacred space.

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Can you imagine what she'd do
if she found me in there?

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She'd... she'd...

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Oh, God damn it.

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I'm so hungry.

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You ain't entering the
pie contest, are you?

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Big mistake.

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Deputy Drinkwater.

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Just call me Leon.

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Deputy. Evie Barret.

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See, if you enter the pie
contest, you might win.

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And you don't want that.

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You don't want people thinking
you're some flashy outsider.

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Boston cop moves out to the
sticks with her big-city pies.

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Explain to me again
how you got this job.

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Deputy is the job you want
around here, not sheriff.

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Here's the deal.

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Starting today, you're as good as dead.

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So, it's just you and your daughter?

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No man around the house?

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O-okay, so...

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I'm as good as dead

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and I shouldn't enter the pie contest?

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Mm. There she is.

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There's the woman
whose husband left her.

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What?

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What? No. He didn't lea...

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You see, way back in the 1600s,

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Willard's Mill had a constable
named Thaddeus Eccles.

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You know the witch trials
down in Salem, right?

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You know how many witches
they burned down there?

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20.

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You know how many witches

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Thaddeus Eccles burned
in Willard's Mill?

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172.

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One person burned 172
people for witchcraft?

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One sheriff.

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And ever since, every
sheriff we've ever had

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has died an early,
violent, horrible death.

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Eh.

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Except Stan, right?

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Except Stan.

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I think someone or something
was looking out for him.

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Hey.

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You know what?

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You should enter that pie contest.

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Enter it and win.

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You got to live life while you can.

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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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Didn't I say that when Mommy's
not home, Karen's in charge?

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But I don't want a new nanny.

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I like Tallon.

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I-I like Tallon, too.

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Sheriff.

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You've got a visitor.

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Uh, you know, Mommy's gonna have
to call you back, sweetheart.

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Claire Miller, what the
hell were you up to?

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And one and two and...

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Did, uh... did you ever see
your mother with this book?

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- Yeah, all the time.
- down and...

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Really? How come I didn't?

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'Cause you were never
home, and when you were,

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you just sat in your chair
and you didn't pay no attention.

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Of course I don't pay no attention,

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you two sitting around all day,

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chirping away like two birds
fighting over an onion ring.

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Give me a break.

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What... What is this thing?

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It's Mom's necklace book.

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You know Mom's necklace
with the glass thingy?

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She used to put it on the page,

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and she'd read the words
through the glass.

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She did it all the time
before she went out.

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- Before she went out?
- Yeah.

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She'd go out after you went to bed.

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- Doing what?
- I don't know.

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Where is this necklace now?

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Well, she liked it so much,

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I put it on her, you know,
down in the... pbht.

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- The grave?
- Yeah.

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That's just terrific work.

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- One and two.
- Broke the mold.

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- Good job. Okay.
- Judy, I like your buns.

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I'm gonna get those buns.

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Hello.

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I'm Evie Barret.

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How can I help you?

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I just thought I'd stop by

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and meet the new constable.

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The last one wasn't
very nice to me, you know.

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Are you the woman from the funeral?

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Is that your daughter?

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She's lovely.

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Uh, thank you.

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Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

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Aah!

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There's no meddling old biddy

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to protect you or him anymore!

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Bring me her seeing stone!

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Bring me her seeing stone!!

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Mm.

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Now what?

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All I want to do is nothing,
and I can't even do that.

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For the love of God.

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I think it's the TV.

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For the love of God.

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There you go.

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- Surprise!
- Aah!

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Sheriff Miller?

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You know that, uh,
woman from the funeral

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that you beat up?

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I think she attacked me
in my office today.

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Oh, I-I-I see.

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Now it's... Now it's your office?

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I have to tell you...
that... that... that...

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that was... that was pretty quick.

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What I'm saying is... I think that we...

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I think we're cursed.

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Well, don't crap an apple.

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I will take care of it.

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When?

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Uh... in a minute.

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I mean, now is a good time.

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Oh, dear God.

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One day in charge, and look at you.

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Mrs. Do This, Do That.

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Has it even occurred
to you to ask me why

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I'm laying facedown in my yard,
holding two bags of skin?

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No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Of course... Of course
it hasn't, because...

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it's all about you, isn't it?

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Well, I have a... I have
a gangbuster suggestion for you.

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Here... Here's a souvenir
for a happy fan.

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What? What is...

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Why don't you just go
home, make a salad,

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have some wine, get your period,

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call your mother, just go nuts,

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do whatever it is that
you people seem to do,

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and let me take care of it.

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No, you can't come over.

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I'm babysitting the new
sheriff's daughter.

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Hold on.

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You must be Karen.

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I'm Grace's grandmother.

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00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,518
May I come in?

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00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,103
What are you doing?

246
00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:30,605
What does it look like I'm doing?

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I'm digging up my wife.

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May I ask why?

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Oh, no reason.

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All right, look, Stan,
if... if this is real,

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then we're gonna have to work together.

252
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No, we're not.

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Sheriff Miller, if you don't tell me

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why you weren't killed in office...

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I might kill you now that you're out.

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Oh, my God.

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So, your wife was keeping you alive.

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00:15:07,288 --> 00:15:08,423
Well, it's like I said...

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I-I haven't been in here
since that gay cop show was on.

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- What gay cop show?
- "Starsky & Hutch."

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Starsky and Hutch weren't gay.

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Guy's sweater had a belt.

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Give me a break.

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You're a cop. Read the signs, would you?

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Stan, look at this.

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No!

267
00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,621
Not until you say Starsky
and Hutch were gay.

268
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,578
Just come here, would you?

269
00:15:28,613 --> 00:15:31,249
I think this is the...
like, the town ledger

270
00:15:31,282 --> 00:15:32,783
that's documenting Constable Eccles

271
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:35,186
and... and all the witch burnings.

272
00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:38,056
- Isn't this the woman from the funeral?
- Yeah.

273
00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:39,557
Her name was, uh...

274
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,225
yeah, Stella Stanas.

275
00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:42,726
It says her last words

276
00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,328
before she was burned alive on the stake

277
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,698
was a-a-a curse on all future constables

278
00:15:47,731 --> 00:15:49,033
of Willard's Mill.

279
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:50,768
Get a load of this shit.

280
00:15:50,802 --> 00:15:52,070
This is written in some kind of

281
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,439
ass-backwards Mexican cha-cha talk.

282
00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:56,307
Supposedly, Claire's necklace

283
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,609
helped you read all this baloney.

284
00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,612
Oh! Where is it?

285
00:16:01,178 --> 00:16:04,114
Oh, now, it's funny you'd mention that.

286
00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:06,718
You want to take your best guess

287
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,752
at just exactly what I was trying to get

288
00:16:08,786 --> 00:16:11,390
when you threatened to kill me?

289
00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:14,292
Why didn't you say something?

290
00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:17,328
Just to prove you don't have
any idea what you're doing.

291
00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:20,444
You women... you always got to be right.

292
00:16:20,445 --> 00:16:22,480
"I got to be right.
It's important I'm right.

293
00:16:22,513 --> 00:16:24,829
I got to be right this week,
next week, all month, this ..."

294
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:29,901
You risked both of our lives
just to tell me I was wrong?

295
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:32,575
Personal foul. You just did it again.

296
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:33,806
- Wh...
- I asked you a question.

297
00:16:33,807 --> 00:16:36,573
You answered my question
with a question. You were wrong.

298
00:16:36,574 --> 00:16:38,043
Try it on for size.
See... See if you can say it.

299
00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:39,310
- This is unbelievable.
- "I was wrong."

300
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:40,613
And for the Daily Double,

301
00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:42,748
include, "Starsky and Hutch were gay."

302
00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,250
- Well...
- Go ahead, give... give that a try.

303
00:16:44,282 --> 00:16:46,752
You can't even do it.

304
00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:48,621
You can't. You can't.

305
00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:50,655
We are gonna go back to the cemetery

306
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,691
and dig up your dead wife.

307
00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,594
Yeah.

308
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,497
Soon as I call my sitter.

309
00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:13,973
Grace!

310
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,139
Oh, Jesus!

311
00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:18,383
Karen!

312
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:20,085
Don't be mad.

313
00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:21,821
Grace's grandmother
came over to get her,

314
00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:23,788
but Grace said she
didn't know who she was,

315
00:17:23,822 --> 00:17:25,157
so I tried to stop it.

316
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,558
Karen, w-where is Grace?

317
00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:27,675
Hey.

318
00:17:27,676 --> 00:17:29,679
If I'm dead, I shouldn't
be talking, right?

319
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:32,027
Karen, where is my daughter?!

320
00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:34,531
I know!

321
00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:45,468
What if I don't need
no book or spell, huh?

322
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,204
What if I just hit her
over the head with a pipe?

323
00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,407
Or a series of pipes.

324
00:18:02,352 --> 00:18:04,488
Oh, for the love of God.

325
00:18:05,988 --> 00:18:07,457
Stan, help me!

326
00:18:07,489 --> 00:18:09,759
Evie, why'd you do that?

327
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:10,894
I didn't.

328
00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:13,930
This is the gravesite of all
those people who got burned.

329
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,164
And Stella's got Grace.

330
00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:17,434
She's gonna burn me alive.

331
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,402
28 years.

332
00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:23,540
I was the sheriff for 28 years.

333
00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:25,475
Never got tied to a stake.

334
00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,410
You're here exactly one week...

335
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:29,378
Could you just untie me, please?

336
00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:31,247
One week.

337
00:18:34,049 --> 00:18:35,551
Geez, lady!

338
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:36,819
Anybody ever tell you

339
00:18:36,853 --> 00:18:38,555
you look like a barrel of assholes?

340
00:18:41,924 --> 00:18:43,226
Grace!

341
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:47,364
Grace!

342
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:57,140
Stella Stanas!

343
00:18:57,172 --> 00:18:58,307
Uh, using my authority

344
00:18:58,341 --> 00:19:01,311
as the current constable
of the Willard's Mill township,

345
00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:04,603
I hereby pardon you of
the false charge of witchcraft.

346
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,403
Pipe to the head.

347
00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:11,040
Never fails.

348
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,416
Not that I've ever...

349
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:15,019
done that to a suspect.

350
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:18,089
That would, of course, be...

351
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:19,423
illegal.

352
00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:21,926
- Mommy.
- It's okay, sweetie.

353
00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:23,054
Mommy's here.

354
00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:24,424
You know, I always hated this thing.

355
00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:25,425
It looks like that crap you get

356
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,592
at those Renaissance fairs
over towards Vermont.

357
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,228
You ever... You ever go to those things?

358
00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:31,230
They are for shit.

359
00:19:31,263 --> 00:19:33,499
But they got themselves a turkey leg.

360
00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:35,534
Oh, doctor!

361
00:19:37,102 --> 00:19:39,171
Un-Un-Untie you. Right.

362
00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:40,740
Right. There we go.

363
00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:41,640
Thanks.

364
00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:44,010
- There you go.
- Okay.

365
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,045
28 years.

366
00:19:47,079 --> 00:19:48,246
Oh, God, sweetie.

367
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,083
Okay. All right.

368
00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:52,085
I need you to go hide behind
that tree... okay?...

369
00:19:52,118 --> 00:19:54,153
and don't come out
until I say it's safe.

370
00:19:54,186 --> 00:19:56,523
Okay? Can you do that? All right.

371
00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,060
I can't read this thing.

372
00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:02,227
I didn't bring my glasses.

373
00:20:02,261 --> 00:20:03,997
Well, here.

374
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:04,965
Uh... all right.

375
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:08,200
Okay, it says we need
to encircle her in salt.

376
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:10,303
Shit. We don't have salt.

377
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,205
The hell we don't.

378
00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:14,113
Wha...

379
00:20:15,313 --> 00:20:18,327
Uh, you're... you're gonna judge me
because I steal condiments?

380
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,056
"In the name of the great lady
I hunt by sea,

381
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,625
by flower, by fruit of evil ..."

382
00:20:32,658 --> 00:20:35,361
Again, like those
Renaissance fairs in Vermont

383
00:20:35,393 --> 00:20:37,362
but... boy, oh, boy...
that's good eatin'.

384
00:20:37,396 --> 00:20:38,498
Aah!

385
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:45,572
Aah!

386
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,762
Ugh.

387
00:20:54,146 --> 00:20:55,618
Come on, you. Let's go.

388
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:01,086
- Creature of night...
- Come on, you son of a...

389
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,388
You want some of that medicine?

390
00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:04,289
- Let the sacred circle bind you.
- How do you like this?

391
00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:05,557
Great mother of three times three,

392
00:21:05,591 --> 00:21:07,760
I cast thy magic upon you

393
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:09,795
a-and banish thee from the
realm of the mortals!

394
00:21:22,507 --> 00:21:27,345
So... according to that book...

395
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:28,581
we're still cursed.

396
00:21:28,613 --> 00:21:32,150
There's 171 other demons who...

397
00:21:32,184 --> 00:21:35,421
are determined to carry it out.

398
00:21:35,454 --> 00:21:37,823
Eh. I wouldn't worry about it.

399
00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:46,634
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