1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:04,063 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,548 --> 00:00:08,378 ♪ Maybe it's really rough, maybe it's had enough ♪ 3 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:09,926 ♪ Broken pussy ♪ 4 00:00:09,946 --> 00:00:11,570 _ 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,682 ♪ Nobody wants you 'cause you got a broken pussy ♪ 6 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:16,104 [music stops] 7 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:18,642 - Wow. - I know. 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,636 It's so stupid. 9 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:24,198 Yeah, but, like, funny stupid. 10 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,987 Wait, was... was this the night that we...? 11 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,570 I had had a few drinks 12 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,485 and, uh, I just needed to blow off some steam. 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,115 Well, look, 14 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,583 yo, yo, I know you used to rap in high school, 15 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,003 but it's weird seeing you like this. 16 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,621 It was a mistake, okay? 17 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,498 I never thought this would see the light of day. 18 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,585 - It's not that bad. - Not that bad, Lawrence? 19 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:50,591 Middle school kids have seen me rapping about pussy smells. 20 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,786 For the rest of their lives, they're gonna associate pussy smells with me! 21 00:00:53,811 --> 00:00:56,934 Well, you did find a way to rhyme "loosey" with "poosie." 22 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,144 You're basically teaching them Shakespeare. 23 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:00,427 [chuckles] 24 00:01:00,452 --> 00:01:03,475 Lawrence, this is embarrassing, okay? 25 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,062 I need the kids to take me seriously 26 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,067 and this completely undermines that. 27 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,819 They're kids, all right? 28 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:12,111 Look, they'll have fun with it for a couple of hours 29 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:15,196 and then forget about it after the weekend. 30 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,579 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,873 Broken pussy! [laughing] 32 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,707 [music playing] 33 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,046 [music continues] 34 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,892 Hey, Miss Issa! Look what I made. 35 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,929 Uh, I am so sorry. 36 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,354 I didn't even know this was out there. 37 00:01:40,379 --> 00:01:41,854 Issa, I know this is rough and... 38 00:01:41,879 --> 00:01:44,017 - Girl: And maybe... - Kids: It's had enough! 39 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,403 Shh! Shh. 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,940 Believe me, I am mortified. 41 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,904 - Okay? I will fix this. - Thank you. 42 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:53,504 Because Julio is starting to teach it in Spanish. 43 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,067 [speaks Spanish] 44 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,826 Spanish, though? 45 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,408 [phone chiming, buzzing] 46 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,877 - Mm. - Oh, it's Monday already? 47 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,593 I know. The weekend went by way too fast. 48 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,468 [moans] 49 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,977 - [growls] - Flavor Flav, off! 50 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,025 - [whimpers] - [sighs] 51 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:28,350 [both laugh] 52 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:29,994 Damn dog. 53 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,111 You know, I gotta go home anyway. 54 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,992 I can't go to work in jeans. 55 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:36,239 Well, next time, you'll just have to bring an extra suit. 56 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:39,702 Yeah, I should carry a garment bag around with me on dates. 57 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,054 Or you could just leave one here. 58 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,991 Uh-huh. 59 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,787 So, what are you up to tonight? 60 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,303 Uh, that all depends. 61 00:02:51,328 --> 00:02:54,260 Are we gonna finish what we started? 62 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,510 Actually, my friend Diane's having a party. 63 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,472 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 64 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,262 Yeah, she just got engaged, so she's celebrating that. 65 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:02,848 Wanna come? 66 00:03:03,162 --> 00:03:06,293 Uh, can we play it by ear? I got a lot going on at work. 67 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,200 Yeah, of course... of course, yeah. 68 00:03:08,225 --> 00:03:11,341 It should be pretty nice, though. It's gonna be at Hatchet Hall. 69 00:03:11,593 --> 00:03:14,812 - Okay. I'll try my best. - All right. 70 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:19,062 I should probably let Diane know if I'm bringing a plus one. 71 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,446 Okay, put me on the list. 72 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,825 Okay. 73 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,834 - See you tonight. - All right. 74 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,876 ♪ See me in me heels an' ting ♪ 75 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:38,335 - ♪ Then check so we hip an' ting... ♪ - [bell rings] 76 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,835 [shouting, cheering] 77 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,229 One, two... 78 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,269 What are you gonna do? 79 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,193 Where are you gonna go? 80 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,521 Everybody's laughing at you, a female Bozo. 81 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:57,188 You can go and hide 82 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,197 or you could try to fix it. 83 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,071 Go get all your tools together. 84 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,327 Get on your mechanic. 85 00:04:08,495 --> 00:04:09,609 [engine starts] 86 00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:17,843 - Damn! - Issa: Right? 87 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,013 And now the kids at school are talking about it. 88 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,624 And if it gets back to my boss, 89 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:23,430 who the fuck knows what she's gonna do? 90 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,392 - And, girl, I got memed. - What? 91 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,143 Yeah. I just don't have time for this right now. 92 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,185 Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. Just slow down. 93 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,059 How did the kids find it in the first place? 94 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:34,356 Daniel! He was talking about what a great rapper I was 95 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,479 and... and the kids must've googled me, 96 00:04:36,504 --> 00:04:38,736 the stupid, smart-as-fuck, researching-ass kids. 97 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,934 Mm. 98 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:41,909 Uh-uh, don't give me the auntie "mm," okay? 99 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,239 - I'm the victim here. - Oh, you're the victim? 100 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,954 This video was recorded without my knowledge or my consent. 101 00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:49,497 It's basically rap rape. 102 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,330 Okay, well, technically, it was my pussy, 103 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,665 so if anybody's gonna blow the rap rape whistle, it would be me. 104 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:58,842 Look, I just need you to be my lawyer 105 00:04:58,936 --> 00:05:01,514 and threaten the shit out of the person who posted this video. 106 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:04,472 - Are they refusing to take it down? - I don't know who posted it! 107 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,271 Then who I'ma threaten, Issa? 108 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,605 All right, who else was there that night? 109 00:05:12,597 --> 00:05:13,848 Mm. 110 00:05:13,873 --> 00:05:16,424 Daniel might know who posted it, okay? 111 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,214 He knew hella people who were there that night. 112 00:05:18,239 --> 00:05:20,490 All right, so there's no other person who was there who could help? 113 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,399 Not the bartender, not the emcee 114 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,738 or any other nigga you haven't carried a fuck torch for? 115 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,623 Bitch, I don't... I don't care about him! 116 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,824 Okay? I just wanna get this video taken down 117 00:05:28,849 --> 00:05:30,893 before it ends up on WorldStar. 118 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,836 All right, well, let me see how I can help. 119 00:05:35,861 --> 00:05:38,502 I'll call Jared. His brother performed at Maverick's that night. 120 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,957 Thank you, seriously. 121 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,841 [sighs] 122 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,926 [paperclips rattling] 123 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,780 - Oh, you gotta work? - Yes, bitch, I'm a real-ass lawyer. 124 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,114 Okay. 125 00:06:05,646 --> 00:06:07,025 - So? - Nah. 126 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,446 - Damn it! - I checked with the manager and the DJ. 127 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:10,842 Nada. 128 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:12,670 What am I gonna do? 129 00:06:12,695 --> 00:06:14,372 Listen, let me just make some calls, okay? 130 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,416 No, it's fine. It's not on you. 131 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,969 It is, though. Shit, I should've never told the kids you rapped. 132 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,800 Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out. 133 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,422 I'ma find out who put that shit up and ghost it. 134 00:06:30,027 --> 00:06:32,807 I gotta be at the studio in 20. Can you drop me off? 135 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,152 Hey. 136 00:06:34,848 --> 00:06:36,324 I got you. 137 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,647 [music playing] 138 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:45,986 - Yes. - So, he's fat? 139 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,321 - Yes, he's fat. Very. - Whatever. 140 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,117 Not big-boned, fat. 141 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,910 - Yes, sir. - You're stupid. 142 00:06:53,278 --> 00:06:54,695 Damn. 143 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,538 Roscoe's got some talent. 144 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,239 Hey, I'm getting married, man. 145 00:07:00,106 --> 00:07:02,378 - Shut the fuck up, man. - No, for real this time. 146 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,934 Leah's it, brah. 147 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,755 Wow. Yo, how long y'all known each other? 148 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,028 Not that long. 149 00:07:10,239 --> 00:07:11,678 It's crazy, though, man. 150 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,698 The one day, I'm getting the girl a deal on a loft, 151 00:07:13,723 --> 00:07:15,432 next, I'm getting engaged, moving into that loft, 152 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:18,307 and realizing it has some real structural problems. 153 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,276 Shit. Yo, congratulations, man. 154 00:07:21,301 --> 00:07:22,566 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 155 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,439 Brah, she's got me doing crazy shit. She want me to meet the parents. 156 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:27,199 I drove her to the airport. 157 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,332 - Why you laughing? - Yeah. It's crazy. 158 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,909 - Yeah. - It's crazy. 159 00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:37,834 - Yo, how'd she make the cut? - She's special. 160 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,930 You know, man, when you know, you know. 161 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,132 Plus the head is crazy. 162 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,842 What about you and the old girl? 163 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,132 - Oh, we good. - For real? 164 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,966 Last time I talked to you, you told me you didn't give a fuck about her. 165 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:52,052 No, I told you I fucked up her birthday. 166 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,677 - That's kind of the same thing, though. - Seriously, man. 167 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:58,477 I mean, we went through some shit, but... we in a good place. 168 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,350 So, what's taking you so long? 169 00:08:00,725 --> 00:08:02,635 I'm still getting my shit together. 170 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:03,943 Yeah? 171 00:08:04,311 --> 00:08:06,732 Nigga, why don't you get your shit together-together? 172 00:08:06,757 --> 00:08:08,380 That's what I told Leah. 173 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,735 We're gonna handle her divorce and our prenup at the same time. 174 00:08:10,946 --> 00:08:12,944 It's just good time management. 175 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:16,044 - What? - What's up with your hair, though? 176 00:08:16,069 --> 00:08:18,286 We need to get this shit fixed. I got a guy. 177 00:08:18,311 --> 00:08:20,411 - I'm not fucking going. - It's a little off on the corner, man. 178 00:08:20,436 --> 00:08:21,537 - The corner's off. - My hair is fine. 179 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:22,875 - It's right there, man. - [phone buzzing] 180 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,130 Yep, right there. 181 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,880 - Hey. - Hey! 182 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,046 It's been a minute. How you doing? 183 00:08:31,604 --> 00:08:33,252 Just busy working. 184 00:08:33,315 --> 00:08:34,888 - Just... - Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,392 So, what's up? 186 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,234 You remember Issa? 187 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,849 Well, someone shot a video of her rapping that night at Maverick's, 188 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,647 and now she might get in trouble for it. 189 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,730 But I remember your brother performed that night, 190 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,713 so maybe he might know who posted it. 191 00:08:48,877 --> 00:08:50,950 Yeah, maybe. I'll ask him. 192 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,069 Thank you. 193 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,304 [scoffs] 194 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:55,761 That's what friends are for. 195 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:57,561 [chuckles] 196 00:08:58,819 --> 00:09:01,405 So, was that all you called me for or...? 197 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,561 It was, but it's really good to hear your voice. 198 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,983 You should hear it in person. 199 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,362 Is that Chris? 200 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,760 - Chris? Oh. - [mouths words] Fuck. 201 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,853 - He sounds friendly. - Yeah, he, um... 202 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,601 yeah, no, it's, um... I mean, it's not, you know... 203 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,267 [stammering] 204 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,413 Relax, yo. 205 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,863 - I'm just fucking with you. - I know! 206 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,479 And I'm fucking back, yeah. 207 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,422 - Ha. - [chuckles] 208 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,197 I'll talk to my brother. 209 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,492 All right. Have a good one. 210 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,695 - Bye. - Bye. 211 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:45,083 - [sighs] I am so sorry. Who was that? - It was Jared. 212 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,457 And can you stop playing Who's Molly on the Phone With? 213 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,304 - 'Cause you're pretty bad at it. - Yeah, I suck at guessing. 214 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,800 Idiot. 215 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,472 Daniel: Yeah, that's what he told me. 216 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,930 No, man, I'm just... are you sure? 217 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,603 All right. Thanks anyway. 218 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,603 - Come on, guys. - Fuck! 219 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,862 - This is what the fuck I get. - For what? 220 00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:10,784 Why'd I have to go up on that stage? 221 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,239 This... this is why I don't do shit. 222 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,801 - This isn't me. - Are you kidding? That's all you. 223 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:21,077 All right? You gotta go for shit like that, and you were good. 224 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,655 Yeah? 225 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,271 Yeah. 226 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,685 - You feel better? - No. 227 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,840 Why don't you come in for a second? 228 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:36,304 You don't need to be driving all stressed out, all right? 229 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:39,295 Just come in, wait out the traffic. 230 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:48,577 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah? All right. 231 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,935 [music playing] 232 00:10:53,837 --> 00:10:54,837 [horn honks] 233 00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:57,387 [music continues] 234 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,527 Yo. 235 00:11:03,552 --> 00:11:05,535 - Yo, y'all, this is Issa. - Hey. 236 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,025 What up? 237 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,253 - Issa: Hey. - Yo, we good, man. 238 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,843 - Hey, you want something to drink? - Oh, I'm good. Thank you. 239 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,343 All right. 240 00:11:18,462 --> 00:11:20,631 You want the wheel with chairs on it? 241 00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:24,556 Uh, so... no, I'll... I'll just sit right here. 242 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,545 - That's what's up. - Thank you. 243 00:11:27,631 --> 00:11:29,730 - Are you ready to do this? - Yeah, let's get it. 244 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,153 Let's do it, boo. 245 00:11:32,293 --> 00:11:33,583 [clears throat] 246 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,777 - ♪ Yeah... ♪ - [gunshot] 247 00:11:39,339 --> 00:11:41,049 [clears throat] 248 00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:52,458 - ♪ Girl, what's wrong? ♪ - ♪ My man ain't shit ♪ 249 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,924 - ♪ Girl, what's wrong? ♪ - ♪ My man ain't shit ♪ 250 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,295 - ♪ Girl, what's wrong? ♪ - ♪ My man ain't shit ♪ 251 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,762 ♪ But why you won't leave him? ♪ 252 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,743 - ♪ 'Cause, bitch, dick too bomb ♪ - _ 253 00:12:00,768 --> 00:12:02,368 ♪ D2B ♪ 254 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,566 - ♪ Dick too bomb ♪ - ♪ D2B ♪ 255 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,038 ♪ Dick too bomb ♪ 256 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:07,798 - ♪ I need that ASAP ♪ - _ 257 00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:09,936 ♪ I see them bitches in the club trying to take that ♪ 258 00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:12,219 ♪ Bitch, my pussy so good, make 'em pass that ♪ 259 00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:13,361 - ♪ What I look like ♪ - _ 260 00:12:13,386 --> 00:12:15,441 ♪ Lettin' another bitch have that ♪ 261 00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:17,305 ♪ You better hit my line, boy ♪ 262 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:18,360 - ♪ It's night time ♪ - [phone buzzes] 263 00:12:18,385 --> 00:12:20,182 ♪ I'ma take you like a crime, boy... ♪ 264 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,050 _ 265 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,575 [sighs] 266 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,213 - [gunshot] - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 267 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,042 ♪ How much clout you got? ♪ 268 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,337 ♪ How many rims you roll? ♪ 269 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,341 ♪ How many clothes you rock? ♪ 270 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,183 ♪ How many hos you fuck? ♪ 271 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,088 ♪ How many hos you got? ♪ 272 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,047 ♪ How many blunts you smoke? ♪ 273 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,847 - ♪ How many guns you pop, hey? ♪ - [gunshot] 274 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,640 [music stops] 275 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,266 Hey, that was hot. 276 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,614 - I fucks with it. - Heavy. Heavy! 277 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:58,120 - Killed that shit. - Nigga, it's dead, deceased. 278 00:12:58,722 --> 00:12:59,898 - [clears throat] - Play that back. 279 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,066 - Play that back. - All right. 280 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,114 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 281 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,238 ♪ How much clout you got? ♪ 282 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,325 ♪ How many rims you roll? ♪ 283 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,330 ♪ How many clothes you rock? ♪ 284 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,122 ♪ How many hos you fuck? ♪ 285 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,116 ♪ How many hos you got? ♪ 286 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,918 ♪ How many blunts you smoke? ♪ 287 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,501 [music stops] 288 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,561 I think you should do it again. 289 00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,639 What? What's good? What's... what's wrong with that? 290 00:13:21,672 --> 00:13:25,309 You got that faded sound like your voice don't have range. 291 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,252 Like, it's... 292 00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:28,911 Mono... monotonous. 293 00:13:30,158 --> 00:13:31,618 Daniel: Yep. 294 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,940 Yep, just, uh... just play with your levels. 295 00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,073 - All right, if you say so. - Mm. 296 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,778 I'ma play with it. 297 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:42,147 It's hot, right? 298 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,528 [door opens] 299 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,744 - [chuckles] - [door closes] 300 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,275 [chatter] 301 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,918 It made me realize how ignorant I've been 302 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,001 about the drug cartel in Mexico. 303 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,456 I always thought it was about a girl named Sicario, 304 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,257 so I was way off. 305 00:14:02,727 --> 00:14:05,156 Where's your new man? Chris, right? 306 00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:06,893 - I don't think he's gonna make it. - Oh. 307 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,890 - [squeals] Thank you guys for coming! - Hey! 308 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,683 - Hi. - Mm-wah. 309 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,516 - You look great. - You look beautiful. 310 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,482 - Congratulations. - Thank you, man. Thank you, thank you. 311 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,942 - Molly. - Yeah? 312 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,192 Can you please talk some sense into my fiancée? 313 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,324 Tell them what you wanna walk down the aisle to. 314 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,281 - Oh, my God, Jamal, stop it! - Nope. Sing it. 315 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,782 Okay. 316 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,074 ♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow ♪ 317 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,279 ♪ Black and yellow, black and yellow. ♪ 318 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:31,680 See? See what I've been dealing with here? 319 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,745 - I hate you. - Both: Mm-wah! 320 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,541 - Diane: You're annoying. - There you are. 321 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,626 - Chris! - Sorry I'm late. 322 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,297 Oh, God, hi! 323 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,295 Um, yeah, Chris, this is Mark. 324 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,882 Is this the new boyfriend? 325 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,500 - Oh, it's just... - Yep. Nice to meet you. 326 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,888 Oh, they're putting out more mushroom puffs. 327 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,643 - Been stalking those all night. - Jamal: Thank you for coming. 328 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,475 - Congratulations. - Diane: Oh, thank you. 329 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,270 [music playing] 330 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,895 - Two Black and Tans. - Thank you. 331 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,572 That's their signature drink? 332 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,191 They're really sticking to the theme. 333 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,897 I mean, seriously. 334 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:11,581 So, boyfriend... that was new. 335 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,113 Well, did you mean it? 336 00:15:15,863 --> 00:15:18,956 Oh, no. I thought we were on the same page. 337 00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,882 Oh, I'm s... what... what page was that? 338 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,801 I was just trying to help. 339 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,920 By pretending to be my boyfriend? 340 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,047 No. Well, kind of. 341 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,604 It just seemed like tonight was really important to you, 342 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,599 and I didn't want you to be embarrassed. 343 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,731 Uh, this is embarrassing. 344 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,665 Look, I just got the sense that... 345 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,047 and don't take this the wrong way... 346 00:15:41,135 --> 00:15:43,005 you really needed a win. 347 00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:47,282 - Because I'm a loser? - No! I... I meant that... 348 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,271 You think I'm so pathetic that I needed you to come and save me? 349 00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:53,659 You're the one who was asking me to come. Like, repeatedly. 350 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,083 But I did not ask you to lie. 351 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,751 We barely even know each other 352 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,620 and you're talking about me leaving clothes at your spot, 353 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,828 making plans six months in advance. 354 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,699 I thought this was what you wanted. 355 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,000 You should leave. 356 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,570 Now. 357 00:16:12,865 --> 00:16:15,535 [music playing] 358 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,765 Damn it. 359 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,077 _ 360 00:16:38,638 --> 00:16:40,008 Hey, you. 361 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,924 - Tasha? Hey! - Hey, hey. 362 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,340 I almost didn't recognize you without your name tag. 363 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,368 Oh, I mean, I clean up okay. 364 00:16:47,393 --> 00:16:49,256 [both chuckling] 365 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:51,180 Oh. 366 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,099 You need to come do this at the bank. 367 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,830 Oh, I just got bored. 368 00:16:56,855 --> 00:17:00,718 Well, then it's a good thing I came by. 369 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:05,944 So, you, uh, finally getting rid of your old computer? 370 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,574 Ugh, I wish. 371 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,280 I just need some batteries. 372 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,820 You guys have any? 373 00:17:12,544 --> 00:17:14,065 Uh, yeah. 374 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,447 They're in the front by the register. 375 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,044 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 376 00:17:18,649 --> 00:17:21,700 I guess I just got lost. [chuckles] 377 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,840 My boy Ernest works up there. 378 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,549 You want me to grab him for you? 379 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:28,930 N... 380 00:17:29,672 --> 00:17:32,048 nah. That's all right. 381 00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:35,505 So, I'm about to go HAM 382 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,845 on some jalapeño poppers and margaritas at Islands. 383 00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:40,932 Oh, that's cool. 384 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,517 Yeah. Um, you get off soon, right? 385 00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:47,859 Shit. 386 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,830 I have a girlfriend, Tasha. 387 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,779 Right. Yeah. 388 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,406 I mean, I just thought that... 389 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,453 - No, that's... - That's all right. 390 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,657 Yeah, uh, I'll just see you later. 391 00:18:02,973 --> 00:18:04,333 Cool. 392 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,543 - Okay. - All right. 393 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,876 [keyboard clicking] 394 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,508 - Man: Same time tomorrow? - Daniel: Yeah, man. 395 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,764 - Good job today, though. - Hey, appreciate it. 396 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,557 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Oh, y'all, too. 397 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,480 Good night, boo. Later, boy. 398 00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:23,966 [sighs] 399 00:18:23,991 --> 00:18:25,809 Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. 400 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,145 I should probably go, too. 401 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,231 For... for what? I just got done. 402 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,606 Oh, yeah, no, it's just getting late and I figured I might as well... 403 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,397 Then come on, sit down. 404 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,967 Let me, uh... let me have a drink with you. 405 00:18:38,313 --> 00:18:39,686 [chuckles] 406 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,716 Yeah, okay. 407 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,843 - Oh, shit! - Aw, shit! My fault. 408 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,672 Yeah, no. I'm stupid and clumsy. 409 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,217 - Nah. - Don't even worry about it. 410 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,641 - I got it. - Hold up, hold up. 411 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,504 - [door closes] - [blowing] 412 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,236 [door opens] 413 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,370 [door closes] 414 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,928 Thanks. 415 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,502 Yo, you know who you look like right now? 416 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,721 [clears throat] 417 00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:14,573 ♪ Mr. Linus, Mr. Linus ♪ 418 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,112 ♪ First name Lance ♪ 419 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,235 ♪ Nobody likes you, you pissed your own pants. ♪ 420 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,711 I can't believe you remember that. That was, like, 11th grade. 421 00:19:22,736 --> 00:19:26,077 You think I'd ever forget the rhymes of the great Miss Terious? 422 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,682 Oh, my God. I buried that rap name for good. 423 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:31,962 Oh, well, then we're having a resurrection tonight. 424 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,416 Get up. 425 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,904 - Get up! - What are you doing? 426 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,965 - [keyboard clicks] - [music playing] 427 00:19:45,994 --> 00:19:47,177 [music stops] 428 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,558 Get in the booth. Show me what you got. 429 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,435 Hell no! I learned my lesson. 430 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,731 Ain't no camera phones in here. You're safe. 431 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,275 Come on, just... just get in the booth, 432 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,030 let me do the rest. 433 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,870 [sighs] Oh, God. 434 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,180 [laughs] 435 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,886 [grunts] 436 00:20:08,347 --> 00:20:09,666 [door closes] 437 00:20:13,401 --> 00:20:14,698 [music playing] 438 00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:17,096 Yo, yo. 439 00:20:17,956 --> 00:20:20,276 - Turn my headphones up? - Go! 440 00:20:22,195 --> 00:20:24,395 [chatter] 441 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:33,397 ♪ Maybe this fate was overdue... ♪ 442 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,771 Ah. 443 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,857 I love you so much. Babe, I love you. 444 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:43,744 ♪ Baby, it's late and I'm confused ♪ 445 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,957 ♪ Where did I go? ♪ 446 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,418 ♪ When did the sun rise? ♪ 447 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,789 ♪ How did I fall? ♪ 448 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,836 ♪ Got lost in the moonlight ♪ 449 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,970 - ♪ Where did I go? ♪ - ♪ Where did I go? ♪ 450 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,415 ♪ When did I realize my love wasn't whole? ♪ 451 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,758 ♪ Love wasn't whole? ♪ 452 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,755 ♪ So, now this is good-bye ♪ 453 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,807 ♪ Good-good-bye. ♪ 454 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,940 Sh... man, I know I got extra time 455 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,823 for that knife fight or whatever, 456 00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,332 but these bitches up in here 457 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,166 be [bleep] up my mother[bleep] [bleep] 458 00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:18,944 all the damn time. 459 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,197 - And I'm up in here all by myself... - [banging on door] 460 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,029 missing my mother[bleep] man... 461 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,284 [TV turns off] 462 00:21:33,973 --> 00:21:35,603 What are you doing here? 463 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,841 You, I hope. 464 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,440 Are you drunk? 465 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,885 - Are you? - No. 466 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,256 - I've missed you. - Come on. 467 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,933 - Let's not do that. - Is this about Chris? 468 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,933 Poof, he gone. Bye, Chris! 469 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,765 - Bye, Molly. - W-w-wait! 470 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,390 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 471 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,968 Can I please use your bathroom real quick? 472 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,068 Issa's voice: ♪ LA girl, but not the way you know it ♪ 473 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,784 ♪ Model make a minimum, body from New Orleans ♪ 474 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,325 ♪ Chucks on my feet, though I ain't throwing my Crip up ♪ 475 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,409 ♪ I got LAPD tendencies, I might just take your nigga ♪ 476 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,076 ♪ Inglewood attitude with View Park rhymes ♪ 477 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,915 ♪ I rep my city like it's my 9:00 to 5:00 ♪ 478 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,341 ♪ I love where I'm from, I'll never let it go ♪ 479 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:23,539 ♪ I'm winning for my hood like that purple and that yellow. ♪ 480 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,515 - You sound good. - Shut up. 481 00:22:28,484 --> 00:22:29,500 [music stops] 482 00:22:29,525 --> 00:22:30,870 Take a compliment. 483 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,136 Thank you. 484 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,065 - Mm. - What? 485 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,591 [sighs] 486 00:22:41,616 --> 00:22:43,713 Why'd you never give me a shot? 487 00:22:44,653 --> 00:22:46,880 - What are you talking about? - [inhales] 488 00:22:46,905 --> 00:22:48,703 Okay. 489 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,703 - Never mind. - Nope. 490 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,195 Please continue, 'cause I wanna hear the fuck out of this. 491 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:56,037 I mean, yeah, you know, we were long distance and shit, 492 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,464 - but you never took me serious. - We were friends with benefits! 493 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:03,311 Because you wanted to go do your thing out in the streets. 494 00:23:03,356 --> 00:23:04,359 [chuckles] 495 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,146 Yeah, okay, so it's on you. 496 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,796 How is it on me? 497 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,014 Now you're trying to make me feel a way on purpose, huh? 498 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,697 You... you're really gonna act like you don't know? 499 00:23:15,681 --> 00:23:18,822 Okay, do you remember the summer when I came home from college? 500 00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:21,147 Mm, when you were hella obsessed with Danity Kane? 501 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,822 - Liked, nigga. I liked Danity Kane. - Yeah. 502 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:28,322 Anyway, you were the first person I wanted to see. 503 00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:31,196 And then remember we spent the whole day together? 504 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,454 Mm, right. We had tacos from three different trucks. 505 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:36,116 Yes, because you couldn't remember which spot had that sauce you liked, 506 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,865 and then it ended up being basic-ass Jack in the Box. 507 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,750 Jack in the Box goes hard for breakfast stuff. 508 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,721 And then when I was driving home, 509 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,891 you called me back over and... 510 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,102 I thought you were gonna say you wanted to, 511 00:23:57,145 --> 00:24:01,151 I don't know, make things official. 512 00:24:01,176 --> 00:24:03,433 You know, give us a shot. 513 00:24:04,244 --> 00:24:06,454 But you didn't. 514 00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:10,548 I should have. 515 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,080 I wanted to. 516 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:21,038 I mean, maybe you're right. 517 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,955 Maybe... maybe I wasn't ready then. 518 00:24:30,422 --> 00:24:33,354 - Well, you should've said something. - I know. 519 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,557 I know. 520 00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:41,376 What if I'm ready now? 521 00:24:42,468 --> 00:24:43,678 [scoffs] 522 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:50,953 I... I... 523 00:24:53,296 --> 00:24:54,459 Hmm. 524 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,825 Shit. 525 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,583 [music playing] 526 00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:15,433 ♪ I see you around ♪ 527 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,563 ♪ But now I think it's time ♪ 528 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,680 ♪ To take some time off ♪ 529 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:25,644 ♪ Oh, baby, that made you smile now ♪ 530 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:31,282 ♪ I knew that you've been runnin' for a while now ♪ 531 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:34,662 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't run ♪ 532 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,525 ♪ I got so much for you ♪ 533 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:42,671 ♪ I know you feel the love is in the air... ♪ 534 00:25:48,219 --> 00:25:49,313 You good? 535 00:25:49,338 --> 00:25:50,958 Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. 536 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,313 Okay. 537 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:47,309 ♪ Tell me where'd you go when you said good-bye ♪ 538 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:50,016 ♪ I never thought I'd lose you ♪ 539 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:54,107 ♪ Didn't think you would make a sacrifice ♪ 540 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,905 ♪ There was never any room to ♪ 541 00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:01,079 ♪ Head for the road and live your life ♪ 542 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,660 ♪ And I'll read all the signs ♪ 543 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:07,416 ♪ Tell me where to go when the love has died ♪ 544 00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:14,134 ♪ Midnight to sunrise ♪ 545 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,255 ♪ Now I'm sitting at a red light ♪ 546 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,175 ♪ Oh ♪ 547 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,059 ♪ Anywhere but here, now I'm speeding ♪ 548 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,792 ♪ Oh ♪ 549 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:31,998 ♪ Memories I know will remain unknown ♪ 550 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:39,655 ♪ Hitchhiker, night rider ♪ 551 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,200 ♪ Don't lose sight ♪ 552 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:44,503 ♪ Top fighter on this open road ♪ 553 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,408 ♪ Halfway to Mexico ♪ 554 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,418 ♪ Halfway to Tokyo ♪ 555 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,590 ♪ On this open road ♪ 556 00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,589 ♪ You've arrived ♪ 557 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:58,131 ♪ And I'm singing you this song on the Westside ♪ 558 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,677 ♪ Halfway to Mexico ♪ 559 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,851 ♪ Halfway to Tokyo ♪ 560 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:05,140 ♪ On this open road ♪ 561 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,024 ♪ You've arrived ♪ 562 00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:10,677 ♪ And I'm singing you this song on the Westside ♪ 563 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,190 ♪ Halfway to Mexico ♪ 564 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,185 ♪ Halfway to Tokyo ♪ 565 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:18,394 ♪ On the Westside. ♪ 566 00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:22,636 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com