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This won't take long...

2
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Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

3
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It's awful.

4
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So do you have any questions?

5
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- No, I'm good.
- Me too.

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(Upbeat pop music)

7
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Robert: I got this new
deal. We call it Fun Space.

8
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I'm just not in an
investing space right now.

9
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Can you ask your husband
to stop calling me?

10
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Robert has been calling you?

11
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Yes, and texting me.

12
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This is a picture of a French
baguette with a knife through it.

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We're not doing lawyers,
we're going with mediation.

14
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You're doing mediation?
Good luck with that, man.

15
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We really shouldn't discuss
anything until Robert gets here...

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I'll try again.

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(Phone ringing)

18
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Do you need to take that?

19
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No.

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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

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I was reluctant to lawyer up,

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- but, hey, I gotta protect what's mine.
- So smart.

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Mediation is like one
person ends up with the cup,

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the other person ends up
with the coffee, you know?

25
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(laughs) Right.

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So, um, let's see what kind
of assets we're talking about.

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It's not gonna look like
a whole lot on paper,

28
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but I got a big project in the works.

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It's an indoor adventure
experience called FunSpace.

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- Mm.
- The, uh... the DBA is pending.

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And soon as it's rolling,

32
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whole financial picture's gonna change.

33
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Well, you're in great hands

34
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with Gerald Watkins Mayfield.

35
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So, you do mostly divorces?

36
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Nope. Mostly wills, trusts, estates.

37
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- You do some divorces?
- You know what, Robert?

38
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Basically, it's all law.

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- <i>(knocking on door)</i>
- All law.

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- I'm with a client.
- <i>(door opens)</i>

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Hey, sorry. I'm going out.

42
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Will you set the timer, turn
off the oven in 35 minutes?

43
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I'm using the timer for
a meeting, hon... Angela.

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Use your phone, then.

45
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Right. Thank you.

46
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Good idea.

47
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My associate, Angela.

48
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Also my wife.

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One of the many benefits
of working at home.

50
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Um, do you have a, you know...

51
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like, a real office somewhere else?

52
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Robert, there's no bells and whistles here.

53
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I run lean and mean so I
can focus on winning cases.

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Fancy offices, hot secretaries,
diplomas on the walls...

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I don't need that ego bullshit.

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Right.

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The good news for you is

58
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I don't charge what those
midtown divorce lawyers charge.

59
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They can be 750 an hour.

60
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Holy fuck!

61
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Who's got that kind of green?

62
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Well, you might someday.

63
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If I can protect what you've got coming.

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(sighs)

65
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I can do this, Robert. Are you on board?

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Uh, yeah.

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- Yeah, I think I am.
- Great.

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- (timer rings)
- All right, so we're at an hour and six minutes.

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Screw it, let's call it an hour.

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- How do you wanna pay up?
- What works for you?

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Cash.

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<i>(music playing)</i>

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<i>♪ I won't go livin'
in the past ♪</i>

74
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<i>♪ But I believe
that love can last ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That you'd always remain ♪</i>

76
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<i>♪ After all, we're
still the same ♪</i>

77
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<i>♪ Take me ♪</i>

78
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<i>♪ Take me high ♪</i>

79
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<i>♪ Say hello ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Take me ♪</i>

81
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<i>♪ Take me high ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Say hello ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Say hello ♪</i>

84
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- <i>♪ Say hello... ♪</i>
- <i>(phone ringing)</i>

85
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- Can someone get that?
- Lila: <i>I'm watching a movie!</i>

86
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Tom?

87
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Hello?

88
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Oh... oh, uh, hello.

89
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Um, I'm sorry. I thought
this was his cell phone.

90
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Are you... are you calling for Robert?

91
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<i>No. Is he there?</i>

92
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He hired a lawyer?

93
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<i>No! What? (chuckles)</i>

94
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<i>Uh, I must have the wrong number.</i>

95
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<i>Uh, the wrong Robert.</i>

96
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I'm not a lawyer.

97
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This, uh... this is a prank call.

98
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<i>What are you wearing?</i>

99
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(phone beeps)

100
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See, over here,

101
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I was thinking about putting
the FunSpace FoodSpace.

102
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Back here, the ball pit,

103
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so that's gonna be the FunSpace BallSpace.

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- What do you think of that, George?
- I love it.

105
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So, are you ready to make an offer?

106
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Because sellers are very motivated.

107
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A few more questions, George. A few
more questions from my investors.

108
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Okay, what about the parking lot?

109
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- I mean, how many spots do we got out there?
- 226.

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226 families,

111
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which is a thousand entry fees

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if I go with the entry fee structure.

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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Right?

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What about room for tour buses?

115
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Well, none right now, but
that's just white paint.

116
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White paint. I like
that, George. White paint.

117
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See, tour buses are key
to the business model

118
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because I see this as a
field trip destination.

119
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You know, let me ask you a quick question,

120
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how high do you think the
average kid jumps on a trampoline?

121
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I... that, I'm not sure, no.

122
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Well, because it's gonna directly
affect the height of the ceiling.

123
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- Right.
- But I don't wanna stop the parents from jumping.

124
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- No.
- I don't wanna do that because fun has no age limit.

125
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Son of a bitch, George. This is all you.

126
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- You're the one that's motivating all of this.
- (chuckles)

127
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All right. Oh, you know what?

128
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- You know what would be fun? Velcro suits.
- <i>(phone chiming)</i>

129
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- Like, they jump and they stick.
- Oh, and...

130
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- Right? They struggle like a baby.
- Right. Yeah, man.

131
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- It'd be funny.
- Yeah. Okay.

132
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Hang on one second. Yello?

133
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You hired a lawyer?

134
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Uh, well, I'm not actually obligated

135
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to, you know, give you that information.

136
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I already got that
information from your lawyer.

137
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<i>Okay, well, I may or may not have...</i>

138
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He called the house, so
now I know you have a lawyer

139
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and I know he's an idiot.

140
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Okay, let's not make it personal.

141
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Which makes you an idiot, too.

142
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You don't have to call him an idiot.

143
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I thought we decided to mediate, you know,

144
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act like adults, make this
as painless as possible.

145
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Frances, just trying to protect
both our interests here, okay?

146
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<i>And I don't we were getting anywhere</i>

147
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- <i>with the binders and, you know, coloring books.</i>
- (growls) Workbooks!

148
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And we paid for that session that
you didn't even bother to show up for.

149
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Right. So, we tried mediation.

150
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- Let's move on. Is that crazy?
- <i>Robert...</i>

151
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when this is over and you're wondering
when exactly it went so wrong,

152
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remember this moment because you did this.

153
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You did this the moment
you hired a lawyer, okay?

154
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So, I was wondering if I'm
at sort of a disadvantage

155
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since my husband already has a lawyer.

156
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Gerald Watkins Mayfield? I
do not see him as a problem.

157
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I looked at his website.

158
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His main area of expertise
would appear to be clip art.

159
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So, preliminarily, issue one...

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Excuse me, I'm sorry. Just...
it's just one more thing

161
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before we get too far along.

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Um, can you...

163
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can you just give me a sense
of how much this is gonna cost?

164
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Well, that depends on your
definition of cost, right?

165
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Because with me, you get a partner.

166
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We walk through this together.

167
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You are not stuck with some
teenage summer associate.

168
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Your problems are my problems.

169
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So, this is going to be quite costly.

170
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Yes.

171
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But compared with the
assets you could lose,

172
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it's a mere fraction.

173
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Okay.

174
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Yeah, yeah, let's do this.

175
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Preliminarily, issue one...

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I never wanna be surprised,

177
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so you must be totally honest with me

178
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about anything that he
might use against you.

179
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Well, I... I cheated on him.

180
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- I had an affair.
- Okay.

181
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That's common. We can get through that.

182
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"Let he who is without sin"...

183
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Also, because of the affair,

184
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I missed some time with my kids.

185
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Regrettable, but understandable.

186
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Also, I don't need all of this right now...

187
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I've erased shows that I
knew Robert wanted to watch

188
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because I found them annoying,
like "Ice Road Truckers."

189
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I don't know that program, but...

190
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I kissed... no, actually, I fully made out

191
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with this guy at my friend
Dallas's bachelorette...

192
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Again, just... just put these in an email.

193
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- Just shoot 'em off.
- I've never faked an orgasm with Robert.

194
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I mean, I... it probably
sounds impressive, but it's not.

195
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It's mean.

196
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And when I didn't have one,

197
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because, you know, as a
woman you don't always,

198
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I would make it clear to
him that I didn't have one

199
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and he would feel awful.

200
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And then he would wanna make it up to me

201
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by, you know, doing, you know.

202
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And I would say, "Nah,
let's just go to sleep."

203
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I think I enjoyed making
him feel inadequate.

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Oof.

205
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I mean, that's just at the top, you know...

206
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off the top of my head.

207
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I mean, if you give me a few minutes,

208
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I'm sure I can think of more.

209
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Just jot them all down at home...

210
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- Okay, okay.
- ...and bring them with you the next time that I see you.

211
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The more that I know,

212
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the easier it is for me to
get you what you deserve.

213
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What do I deserve?

214
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Happiness.

215
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Oh. Oh.

216
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Blue key is for the front door,

217
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pink key is for storage.

218
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That's it. It's all yours. Exciting.

219
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It's exciting and terrifying.

220
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Hey, you know, maybe you
could smash out this wall

221
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and buy the space next door, too.

222
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- Sure.
- You could put a cafe in there.

223
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Yeah, I think the gallery is
all I can handle right now.

224
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Right, start really, really small,

225
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then expand and make it special.

226
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So, what was this place before?

227
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Last year, it was a bridal
shop primarily for lesbians.

228
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- Oh.
- And before that, it was a Halloween store.

229
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And before that, it was
used for animal adoptions.

230
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Oh, I... I was not
previously aware of this.

231
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Oh, yeah, it's one of those
super diverse locations

232
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where just about anything can work.

233
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- Here's hoping!
- Anyway, congratulations.

234
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- Good luck.
- Bye.

235
00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:06,947
Good-bye.

236
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It's so dark in here.

237
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It was really sunny when
she showed me the place.

238
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I think she did that on purpose.

239
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- I hate her.
- Oh, come on.

240
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You're getting to do

241
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what you always wanted
to do... the art stuff.

242
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Ooh, I forgot. I made you a list.

243
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I had Nick's business
manager put this together.

244
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These are all artists
whose paintings we bought,

245
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so they owe me one, which
means they owe you one.

246
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Thank you, Diane.

247
00:10:36,445 --> 00:10:38,878
Wow. Wowza, yes.

248
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,013
These are big-time artists, yeah.

249
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,215
Sort of out of my league at this stage.

250
00:10:43,217 --> 00:10:45,484
Wow, you guys have two John Currins?

251
00:10:45,486 --> 00:10:48,220
Oh, just tiny, little ones.
I could pop them in my pocket.

252
00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:50,622
Oh, Mickey Burgess,
yeah. He's having, um...

253
00:10:50,624 --> 00:10:53,792
he's having an opening at a
gallery in Scarsdale this week.

254
00:10:53,794 --> 00:10:56,062
Oh, I bet they're having
an opening party, then.

255
00:10:56,064 --> 00:10:58,597
(gasps) We should go! We should go!

256
00:10:58,599 --> 00:11:00,732
- Come on. We're totally gonna go.
- Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

257
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:03,535
- I'll introduce you to Mickey what's-his-name.
- As what?

258
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,204
"This is my friend Frances.

259
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,239
It's really important you know her

260
00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:11,109
'cause she's opening a shitty little
gallery at an ex-Halloween store."

261
00:11:12,813 --> 00:11:15,413
Uh, excuse me. Is this Progress Bridal?

262
00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:17,983
Oh, no. It's an art gallery now.

263
00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:20,418
Oh.

264
00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:21,652
(sighs)

265
00:11:21,654 --> 00:11:24,022
- <i>(door closes)</i>
- Well...

266
00:11:24,024 --> 00:11:26,992
Do you think they're real lesbians?

267
00:11:26,994 --> 00:11:31,062
Well, I'm not sure why
they would be pretending.

268
00:11:31,064 --> 00:11:33,731
You got Max Brodkin? Phoof!

269
00:11:33,733 --> 00:11:36,333
- You told me to call him.
- <i>Phoof, I know.</i>

270
00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:38,268
But can you afford that kind of money?

271
00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,938
What?! You told me to call him.

272
00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:42,239
And stop saying "phoof."

273
00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,742
Yeah. No, you're right. No, no.

274
00:11:44,744 --> 00:11:47,211
He's great and he doesn't take just anyone.

275
00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:49,113
He represented that guy on Wall Street

276
00:11:49,115 --> 00:11:52,016
whose wife said that he forced
her to have group sex with clients.

277
00:11:52,018 --> 00:11:54,018
Yeah, I remember. That was an awful story.

278
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,685
No, I knew her. She liked it.

279
00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:59,490
Anyway, Brodkin helped
that guy keep his apartment

280
00:11:59,492 --> 00:12:01,291
and she ended up in debt prison,

281
00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:03,593
so lucky you.

282
00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:07,131
When did you start smoking again?

283
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:10,199
This morning when Cole told me

284
00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:12,536
that he wants to go
live with his stepfather.

285
00:12:12,538 --> 00:12:14,538
Oh, no.

286
00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:17,874
And he's spending all his free
time with this 18-year-old hussy

287
00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:20,844
who looks like she's been
pregnant twice already.

288
00:12:20,846 --> 00:12:24,313
(sighs) That's really why I
called. I just need to cry.

289
00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:27,816
- You need to cry?
- Yeah. You know that I can't cry just by myself.

290
00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:30,053
I need somebody to be listening
or it just doesn't come.

291
00:12:30,055 --> 00:12:32,021
'Cause that's how you got
your dad's attention, yeah.

292
00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:36,225
Right, I just... I need to, you
know, get it out of my system

293
00:12:36,227 --> 00:12:38,827
and... or I can't get
through the day, so...

294
00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:42,397
(deep breath) Hang on.

295
00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:46,168
- It's coming.
- Listen, I'm sure Cole didn't mean that.

296
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:48,437
- He doesn't...
- Shh. Please just let me do this.

297
00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:51,574
<i>(sighs, whimpering)</i>

298
00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:56,144
(inhales)

299
00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:58,346
Fuck it. It's not happening.

300
00:12:58,348 --> 00:13:01,716
- (elevator dings)
- <i>Okay, maybe we could just try this again later.</i>

301
00:13:01,718 --> 00:13:04,286
- I look forward to that.
- <i>All right. I gotta go.</i>

302
00:13:04,288 --> 00:13:05,954
- <i>I have an appointment.</i>
- Bye!

303
00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:07,855
(sighs)

304
00:13:09,659 --> 00:13:12,327
- Hello, Ellen.
- Hi, Dr. Holt.

305
00:13:12,329 --> 00:13:14,896
- How was your week?
- Really not good.

306
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:20,234
Thank God you showed up. I've
been dying to get out of the house.

307
00:13:20,236 --> 00:13:23,137
Well, that's how you got
out of there last time, huh?

308
00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:24,772
Right.

309
00:13:24,774 --> 00:13:26,641
Yeah, that's right.

310
00:13:26,643 --> 00:13:31,178
Well, if anyone deserves
a thick, juicy steak,

311
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,513
it's you.

312
00:13:32,515 --> 00:13:34,081
Yeah, I can't have a steak.

313
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,649
I just had a massive heart attack,

314
00:13:35,651 --> 00:13:37,951
but I'm thrilled with the salad bar.

315
00:13:37,953 --> 00:13:41,255
Just saying it's 4.95 to add a steak.

316
00:13:41,257 --> 00:13:44,391
Yeah, I can't have a steak. I
just had a massive heart attack.

317
00:13:48,964 --> 00:13:50,764
You know what?

318
00:13:50,766 --> 00:13:52,733
Not the best cut of meat I've
ever had for under five dollars,

319
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:54,300
but not the worst either.

320
00:13:54,302 --> 00:13:57,203
- Thank you. Thanks.
- You're welcome.

321
00:13:57,205 --> 00:13:59,405
So, Nick,

322
00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:01,842
your children are old and
estranged from you now.

323
00:14:01,844 --> 00:14:04,177
And maybe you don't see the necessity...

324
00:14:04,179 --> 00:14:06,312
Is... is this about your FunZone?

325
00:14:06,314 --> 00:14:09,349
- FunSpace, yeah.
- You already pitched this to me.

326
00:14:09,351 --> 00:14:12,318
I started to pitch it to
you and Diane cut me off.

327
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,086
But I could see that you were interested.

328
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:16,356
And the space is not gonna
be available very much longer,

329
00:14:16,358 --> 00:14:18,991
so I was wondering maybe you're
ready to pull the trigger.

330
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,661
You know, manner of speaking.

331
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:24,797
You took me to dinner to ask me for money?

332
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:26,532
To make you money, my man.

333
00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:29,434
Make you money. All right, here we go.

334
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,904
- All right.
- Put the buds in.

335
00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:37,809
You ready? Okay.

336
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,445
- <i>(muffled music playing)</i>
- Is it playing?

337
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,681
- What?
- Is it playing?

338
00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:44,216
Yeah.

339
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,518
Is this "Hang on Loosely"?

340
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,119
It's "Hold on Loosely."

341
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,722
It's by... it doesn't matter.

342
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:54,592
Is it... oh. Here we go.

343
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:59,664
Hey, Nick, oil prices may rise and fall.

344
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,967
The real estate market
may go in the shitter.

345
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:06,470
No matter how bad the economy gets, Nick,

346
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,740
children always wanna jump on trampolines.

347
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,311
I can't hear what you're
saying and listen to the music.

348
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,313
Oh, maybe just take the buds out

349
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,415
and hold them next to your ears.

350
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,317
- Robert.
- <i>(laptop closes)</i>

351
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,920
The smartest thing a man can do

352
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,323
is understand his limitations.

353
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,591
Like, look at the way you
went at that salad bar.

354
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,893
You couldn't possibly
have eaten all of that.

355
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,729
That's because I'm hungry, Nick,

356
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,163
which is good in business.

357
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:37,067
You've made one great
investment in your life.

358
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,703
Made hundreds of great investments

359
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,605
for my clients when I was on Wall Street.

360
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,708
Jesus Christ, I'm talking about Frances.

361
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,444
You need to focus on her, not on this,

362
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,746
because she is the important shit.

363
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,417
(sighs) Nick, is everything okay at home?

364
00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:56,553
Is Diane threatening to kill you again?

365
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,688
Everything is great at home.

366
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,157
The incident, as awful as it was,

367
00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:03,126
actually saved my marriage.

368
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,427
Your marriage could be savable, too.

369
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:08,965
Savable? She fucked a French guy 69 times.

370
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,933
Look.

371
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,635
As lousy as the marriage is,

372
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:15,771
the divorce is gonna be much, much worse.

373
00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:18,307
You are gonna get
cock-fucked on this, Robert.

374
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:19,808
I am worried about you.

375
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,744
She's hired a really good lawyer.

376
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:24,613
- Who has?
- Margaret Thatcher.

377
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:27,416
Who the fuck are we talking
about? Your wife, Frances.

378
00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:29,785
Frances? She hired a lawyer? When?

379
00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:33,521
I don't know when, but she hired
Max Brodkin and he's really good.

380
00:16:33,523 --> 00:16:36,057
He's really, really good.

381
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:39,795
- Who's your guy?
- Gerald Watkins Mayfield.

382
00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:42,630
Yeah, see, I... I don't know them.

383
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,099
He's a local guy.

384
00:16:44,101 --> 00:16:48,036
Does mostly wills and trusts,
you know, that sort of thing.

385
00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:51,606
- But it's all law, right?
- It's all law?

386
00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:55,610
- Y-yeah.
- It's all law?!

387
00:16:57,781 --> 00:16:59,747
<i>(music playing)</i>

388
00:17:02,118 --> 00:17:06,187
It's actually quite cathartic to list
all the shitty things you've ever done.

389
00:17:06,189 --> 00:17:08,455
Mm, I'd need several notebooks

390
00:17:08,457 --> 00:17:11,725
to list everything bad I've
done to my poor baby, Nick.

391
00:17:13,362 --> 00:17:14,661
Wow.

392
00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:17,497
You tell Max Brodkin about Allen's funeral?

393
00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:20,067
What did I do at Allen's funeral?

394
00:17:20,069 --> 00:17:21,535
You took some of the flowers.

395
00:17:21,537 --> 00:17:24,270
You said you didn't know what
to do with all the flowers.

396
00:17:24,272 --> 00:17:26,272
I meant, "Help me bring them home,"

397
00:17:26,274 --> 00:17:29,976
not, "Put my dead husband's flowers
on your fucking coffee table."

398
00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:32,412
- Uh... (scoffs)
- Diane: <i>Yeah, that was weird.</i>

399
00:17:32,414 --> 00:17:35,014
You've also been somewhat
unkind about Nick.

400
00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:37,484
- Did I shoot him?
- You're doing it again.

401
00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:41,087
- Yes, yes.
- Yes, thank you.

402
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:42,889
No, thank you. I can't.

403
00:17:42,891 --> 00:17:45,892
I'm not having... I'm not...
I'm not drinking any alcohol.

404
00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:47,927
Of course I would like to, but
I'm not going to, but thank you.

405
00:17:47,929 --> 00:17:50,763
What is that, champagne?
Looks good. No, thank you.

406
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,398
So, are you... are you not drinking?

407
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,400
No, I haven't had a drop since
the night of Nick's accident.

408
00:17:54,402 --> 00:17:57,636
Excuse me. Excuse me.

409
00:17:57,638 --> 00:18:01,474
- You're Diane, Nick Clavowen's wife, right?
- Yes.

410
00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:04,443
- I'm Mickey Burgess. This is my show.
- Oh!

411
00:18:04,445 --> 00:18:06,412
Mickey: <i>So glad you're here.</i>

412
00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:08,146
You and your husband bought

413
00:18:08,148 --> 00:18:10,850
Kelly Vang's "Tashkent
Exteriors" last year, didn't you?

414
00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:12,617
Hmm, was that a painting or a sculpture?

415
00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:16,021
- It was a series of 40 paintings.
- Oh, yes!

416
00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:19,157
Um, well, honestly, I think only
one of them made it into the house.

417
00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:23,362
- (chuckles)
- I would like you to meet my friend Frances

418
00:18:23,364 --> 00:18:26,731
of the Frances DuFresne
Gallery in Hastings.

419
00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:29,300
- Hello. Hi.
- Carson Hodges.

420
00:18:29,302 --> 00:18:32,504
Oh, wow. Yeah, no, I...
I actually know your work.

421
00:18:32,506 --> 00:18:36,173
- Actually?
- No, I mean I'm a... I'm a massive fan.

422
00:18:36,175 --> 00:18:38,943
- Hmm.
- I loved your "Gross National Product" series.

423
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,912
I never thought I would
have this opportunity,

424
00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:46,750
but did I... is it possible I
detected a little bit of commentary

425
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,320
on Koons's calculated
commercialism going on there?

426
00:18:49,322 --> 00:18:52,189
- A little bit of what on what?
- <i>He knows.</i>

427
00:18:52,191 --> 00:18:55,692
Koons's hollow populism
is a fraudulent vulgarity.

428
00:18:55,694 --> 00:18:58,996
Oh, okay. Well, we'll agree to disagree.

429
00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:00,564
But congratulations nonetheless.

430
00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:03,867
Diane, why don't we let
them have their discussion

431
00:19:03,869 --> 00:19:06,236
about themes and... and all that, okay?

432
00:19:06,238 --> 00:19:07,938
Did you see...

433
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:12,443
You know, when I, uh, started the "GNP,"

434
00:19:12,445 --> 00:19:15,813
I thought I was doing a
vicious parody of Koons,

435
00:19:15,815 --> 00:19:17,847
but when I finished it, I realized,

436
00:19:17,849 --> 00:19:19,749
"Shit, all I did was replicate him."

437
00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:22,385
I'm sorry it wasn't more well-received.

438
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:25,621
But, you know, give them a
few years, they'll catch up.

439
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,725
Thanks. I look forward to being
mildly appreciated after my death.

440
00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:31,894
Who doesn't?

441
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:33,563
Fuck it.

442
00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:35,297
Let's get a drink.

443
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,400
Talk about all the other
fraudulent vulgarities out there.

444
00:19:38,402 --> 00:19:41,604
- You've got a list?
- Who doesn't?

445
00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:44,173
We completely lost the
element of surprise, Gerry,

446
00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:45,608
because you fucking called the house.

447
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:49,144
Yes, I... I agree. That was my bad.

448
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,014
But can we keep it down a little
bit out here because my wife is...

449
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,382
Yeah, I know. Your wife's asleep.

450
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:55,851
That's why we're in the car, dipshit.

451
00:19:55,853 --> 00:19:58,887
She made these for us,
so... they're for everyone.

452
00:19:58,889 --> 00:20:01,457
Shit, now Frances will
start looking for a lawyer.

453
00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:04,226
She already has one. Max Brod-something.

454
00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:06,295
- Max Brodkin?!
- Yeah, you know him?

455
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:08,597
I wish. I mean, I know of him.

456
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:10,431
- He's a legend.
- So, am I fucked?

457
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:14,102
No! The question is am I up to it?

458
00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:16,838
- No, because you're not a divorce lawyer.
- Why are you down on him?

459
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,875
- You told me to hire him!
- I didn't know he was gonna call the house.

460
00:20:19,877 --> 00:20:21,943
Guys, it's fine. It's all law.

461
00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:25,346
- It's not all law, Gerry.
- Robert, listen.

462
00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:28,082
This is an amazing opportunity for me.

463
00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:30,018
<i>I could learn a lot from that guy.</i>

464
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,220
I would lower my rate just
to be in court with him.

465
00:20:32,222 --> 00:20:35,223
- That's something to consider.
- What are you guys, the dipshit twins?!

466
00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:38,226
This isn't a teaching
hospital. This is my life, man.

467
00:20:38,228 --> 00:20:40,561
- I need a real goddamn lawyer.
- Can you afford one?

468
00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:43,697
No, I can't, dumbass, because
I have a shitty accountant.

469
00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:45,533
You know what? Nick's right.

470
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:48,435
I gotta step my game up into
high gear starting right now.

471
00:20:48,437 --> 00:20:50,437
Gerry, you are officially fired.

472
00:20:50,439 --> 00:20:52,072
Don, I'm gonna keep you on.

473
00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:54,174
Bullshit! You're fucking fired, too!

474
00:20:54,176 --> 00:20:56,076
- (scoffs)
- Gerry, get out of the car.

475
00:20:56,078 --> 00:20:58,378
And, Don, you drive me back to mine.

476
00:20:59,814 --> 00:21:02,182
- Move it, Gerry.
- (engine starts)

477
00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:18,297
- Thank you.
- So, tell me about the Frances DuFresne Gallery.

478
00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:20,633
First of all, it's not even open yet.

479
00:21:20,635 --> 00:21:23,870
- Why Hastings?
- Because I live there.

480
00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:27,306
- Ah.
- And because every time I walk past

481
00:21:27,308 --> 00:21:30,376
an "art gallery" in Hastings,

482
00:21:30,378 --> 00:21:32,744
I, um... I wanna kill myself.

483
00:21:32,746 --> 00:21:37,716
It's all batiks and carved
giraffes and pottery.

484
00:21:37,718 --> 00:21:39,585
- Glorified gift shop.
- Exactly!

485
00:21:39,587 --> 00:21:42,154
And I think just because
you don't live in Manhattan

486
00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:44,156
or, you know, Paris or London

487
00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:50,028
doesn't mean that you don't deserve
to look at something beautiful

488
00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:53,699
and provocative and challenging.

489
00:21:53,701 --> 00:21:57,235
- Does a clientele exist?
- Uh, I guess I'll find out soon enough.

490
00:21:57,237 --> 00:21:59,671
Well, if things are a little
slow the first few months,

491
00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:03,641
don't panic and add, you know, a
fucking coffee bar or something.

492
00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:06,277
No way. I'd sooner burn it to the ground.

493
00:22:07,414 --> 00:22:08,946
Well done, Carson.

494
00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:13,284
Once again, you've snatched
the strongbox out from under me.

495
00:22:13,286 --> 00:22:15,520
<i>I'm in the middle of a
conversation here, Gustav.</i>

496
00:22:15,522 --> 00:22:18,456
Unfortunately, dear Carson,
I've been circulating the room.

497
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,290
Word is she doesn't have the money

498
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:23,494
that her friend Diane
of "Diane and Nick" have.

499
00:22:23,496 --> 00:22:26,530
- You're a drunk.
- I'm a drunk who had pieces in the Whitney.

500
00:22:26,532 --> 00:22:28,032
You had one piece in the Whitney

501
00:22:28,034 --> 00:22:30,635
because Al Emery heard
you had bladder cancer.

502
00:22:30,637 --> 00:22:33,337
How many pieces have you had in
there since you went into remission?

503
00:22:33,339 --> 00:22:36,440
- That's incredibly unkind.
- But accurate.

504
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:39,209
Perhaps I have had too much to drink.

505
00:22:39,211 --> 00:22:41,678
- Do help me out.
- Oh!

506
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,681
You desperate pig! I'll kill you!

507
00:22:44,683 --> 00:22:47,551
- Hey! I'm... I'm okay!
- (people gasping)

508
00:22:47,553 --> 00:22:49,919
- <i>(glass shatters)</i>
- Guys!

509
00:22:49,921 --> 00:22:53,189
Please, guys. Guys... oh, my God!

510
00:22:53,191 --> 00:22:55,424
- (grunting)
- Is somebody gonna...?

511
00:22:55,426 --> 00:22:57,927
<i>Dupa! Dupa!</i>

512
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,401
- Let's go.
- <i>(Carson grunts) Ow!</i>

513
00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:08,404
- Robert: <i>Thanks for meeting me this late.</i>
- Man: <i>No problem.</i>

514
00:23:08,406 --> 00:23:10,640
The real reason I didn't
go through with mediation

515
00:23:10,642 --> 00:23:12,741
is because I was too embarrassed.

516
00:23:12,743 --> 00:23:16,345
It's a real low point in my career.

517
00:23:16,347 --> 00:23:18,914
Horribly in debt.

518
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:21,450
I'm living in a working job site.

519
00:23:21,452 --> 00:23:25,320
This is a terrible time
to go through a divorce.

520
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,355
Are you kidding me?
This is the perfect time.

521
00:23:27,357 --> 00:23:31,060
Look, that lying, cheating,
cock-sucking cunt of a soon-to-be-ex,

522
00:23:31,062 --> 00:23:32,527
she could pay you alimony.

523
00:23:32,529 --> 00:23:35,197
You know, maybe in terms of language

524
00:23:35,199 --> 00:23:37,599
you could maybe notch it down a bit.

525
00:23:37,601 --> 00:23:38,867
Mother of my children.

526
00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:41,736
Look, the door's right there, you know,

527
00:23:41,738 --> 00:23:44,673
if you're gonna puss out
before we've even begun.

528
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:47,942
<i>No?</i>

529
00:23:47,944 --> 00:23:49,911
I didn't think so.

530
00:23:49,913 --> 00:23:51,813
Let's get this party started.

531
00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,519
That was fun. I'm glad we did that.

532
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,153
It was awful.

533
00:23:59,155 --> 00:24:00,621
That guy only wanted to talk to me

534
00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:01,823
because he thought I had money.

535
00:24:01,825 --> 00:24:03,057
So what?

536
00:24:03,059 --> 00:24:04,658
The only guy that wanted to talk to me

537
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,594
thought I was the manager of the venue

538
00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:08,996
and that I could get him a good
deal on his daughter's wedding.

539
00:24:08,998 --> 00:24:11,632
- How did that happen?
- I don't know.

540
00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:14,301
But I just went with it.
We're having lunch on Thursday.

541
00:24:14,303 --> 00:24:17,338
Those artist types are so exotic.

542
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,840
AKA assholes.

543
00:24:19,842 --> 00:24:21,875
- Not all assholes.
- Right.

544
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,545
- Just the ones at that party.
- <i>(phone chiming)</i>

545
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:29,483
Oh, um, sir, it's just...

546
00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:31,852
it's the last house on the right there.

547
00:24:33,956 --> 00:24:36,623
- Hello?
- Hello, Frances.

548
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,659
- Who's this?
- This is Robert's new lawyer.

549
00:24:39,661 --> 00:24:41,527
I wanted to call and introduce myself.

550
00:24:42,664 --> 00:24:44,364
(whispering) Robert got a new lawyer.

551
00:24:44,366 --> 00:24:46,066
Put him on speaker phone.

552
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,336
- Shh.
- I'm Tony Silvercreek.

553
00:24:50,338 --> 00:24:53,105
- (gasps)
- <i>Oh, yeah. No, it's bad.</i>

554
00:24:53,107 --> 00:24:55,408
<i>Look, I'm gonna wanna take
a deposition from you soon,</i>

555
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,809
<i>but not tomorrow.</i>

556
00:24:56,811 --> 00:24:58,511
<i>I know you're probably
gonna want to sleep in</i>

557
00:24:58,513 --> 00:25:01,381
after yet another late
night out with your friends,

558
00:25:01,383 --> 00:25:03,048
<i>involving alcohol.</i>

559
00:25:04,118 --> 00:25:05,684
Sleep tight, sugar.

560
00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:12,658
(exhales) He sounds like a dirty birdy.

561
00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:15,795
How did... how does he know what I'm doing?

562
00:25:15,797 --> 00:25:19,531
- And why is he calling at 11:30 at night?
- That's what he does.

563
00:25:19,533 --> 00:25:22,967
Tony Silvercreek is one
of the most ruthless,

564
00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:26,271
disgusting, go-for-blood
lawyers in divorce.

565
00:25:26,273 --> 00:25:29,107
Well, why aren't I with him, then?

566
00:25:29,109 --> 00:25:30,475
Because he hates women.

567
00:25:30,477 --> 00:25:32,243
He won't even represent a woman.

568
00:25:32,245 --> 00:25:35,547
Oh, well, that... that is terrific.

569
00:25:35,549 --> 00:25:37,415
Okay.

570
00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:40,285
Wait, Frances. I'm about
to save the night for you.

571
00:25:40,287 --> 00:25:42,854
- I don't think that's possible.
- I'm gonna take the dog back.

572
00:25:42,856 --> 00:25:44,189
What?

573
00:25:44,191 --> 00:25:47,525
- Nick misses the dog.
- Nick misses the dog?

574
00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:50,394
- Bless him.
- No! My kids love that dog.

575
00:25:50,396 --> 00:25:51,963
And with everything they're going through,

576
00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:54,231
you wanna take that away from them, too?

577
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,766
Get Nick a new dog. Come on!

578
00:25:55,768 --> 00:25:58,235
He couldn't pick that dog out in a lineup.

579
00:26:01,674 --> 00:26:04,141
Just let me keep the fucking dog.

580
00:26:04,143 --> 00:26:06,944
<i>(music playing)</i>

581
00:26:07,582 --> 00:26:12,582
Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

582
00:26:12,617 --> 00:26:16,153
<i>♪ I believe if I was all alone ♪</i>

583
00:26:16,155 --> 00:26:20,790
<i>♪ I would be better
off in a world my own ♪</i>

584
00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:24,461
<i>♪ I'd forget I
ever knew of you ♪</i>

585
00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:29,232
- <i>♪ And this dream every night that you put me through... ♪</i>
- (grunts)

586
00:26:29,234 --> 00:26:32,669
<i>♪ We walk along
a Hollywood sea ♪</i>

587
00:26:32,671 --> 00:26:38,641
<i>♪ And you dance
once again with me ♪</i>

588
00:26:40,645 --> 00:26:43,612
<i>♪ We are close ♪</i>

589
00:26:43,614 --> 00:26:46,615
<i>♪ We are friends ♪</i>

590
00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:51,820
<i>♪ And our love never ends ♪</i>

591
00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:57,927
<i>♪ But in the cold
morning light ♪</i>

592
00:26:57,929 --> 00:27:02,197
<i>♪ I see ♪</i>

593
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:10,506
<i>♪ That you won't be back ♪</i>

594
00:27:10,508 --> 00:27:16,444
<i>♪ For me ♪</i>

595
00:27:16,446 --> 00:27:19,680
<i>♪ There can be no peace ♪</i>

596
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:24,952
<i>♪ I'm condemned, it seems ♪</i>

597
00:27:24,954 --> 00:27:29,323
<i>♪ To a life of restlessness
and hopeless dreams ♪</i>

598
00:27:29,325 --> 00:27:33,360
<i>♪ Hopeless dreams,
hopeless dreams ♪</i>

599
00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:36,863
<i>♪ We are close ♪</i>

600
00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:39,833
<i>♪ We are friends ♪</i>

601
00:27:39,835 --> 00:27:45,505
<i>♪ And our love never ends ♪</i>

602
00:27:45,507 --> 00:27:51,577
<i>♪ But in the cold
morning light ♪</i>

603
00:27:51,579 --> 00:27:56,950
<i>♪ I see ♪</i>

604
00:27:58,486 --> 00:28:04,290
<i>♪ That you won't be back ♪</i>

605
00:28:04,292 --> 00:28:10,262
<i>♪ For me. ♪</i>

