1 00:00:00,063 --> 00:00:01,262 Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:01,287 --> 00:00:04,225 all the best TV shows featured a cool vehicle. 3 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:06,163 Airwolf was a badass chopper. 4 00:00:06,188 --> 00:00:08,388 Street Hawk tore it up on a cycle. 5 00:00:08,482 --> 00:00:11,383 But my favorite was K.I.T.T. from "Knight Rider"... 6 00:00:11,485 --> 00:00:14,386 A turbo-boosted talking super car! 7 00:00:14,488 --> 00:00:15,754 I was so obsessed, 8 00:00:15,856 --> 00:00:18,524 I even made my own version of K.I.T.T., 9 00:00:18,626 --> 00:00:20,292 and I named it G.I.T.T.! 10 00:00:20,394 --> 00:00:21,427 Oh, no, G.I.T.T.! 11 00:00:21,529 --> 00:00:23,862 The evil corporate types are chasing us 12 00:00:23,964 --> 00:00:25,063 in that armored truck! 13 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,900 What the hell did you do to my station wagon? 14 00:00:28,002 --> 00:00:28,801 Isn't it great? 15 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,302 I turned it into G.I.T.T., 16 00:00:30,371 --> 00:00:32,905 which stands for Goldberg Industries Turbo Transport! 17 00:00:32,973 --> 00:00:35,873 Well, you're a moron, which stands for moron, moron. 18 00:00:35,898 --> 00:00:37,562 That doesn't work as an acronym. 19 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,169 Even though Hollywood seemed millions of miles away 20 00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:41,538 from Jenkintown, as fate would have it, 21 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:44,436 TV's coolest car was about to roll into my life! 22 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,628 Holy K.I.T.T. 23 00:00:46,663 --> 00:00:49,197 Mom, I am coming to you with an urgent request, 24 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,665 'cause you understand the hopes and dreams 25 00:00:50,734 --> 00:00:52,234 of a sensitive, artistic boy. 26 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:53,645 What is it, Love Bug? Tell Mama. 27 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:56,104 I want to go see K.I.T.T. in the Gimbels Thanksgiving Day Parade. 28 00:00:56,129 --> 00:00:58,294 I'm not driving you anywhere on Thanksgiving. 29 00:00:58,319 --> 00:00:59,451 Please, Mama. 30 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,643 Make the awful man take me to see the thing I love. 31 00:01:01,712 --> 00:01:04,959 Sweetie, I would never deprive my delicious little schmoopster 32 00:01:04,984 --> 00:01:06,859 of anything his heart desires. 33 00:01:06,884 --> 00:01:09,882 Yes! In your face, guy who's gonna drive me to fun! 34 00:01:09,907 --> 00:01:11,726 However, it is Thanksgiving... 35 00:01:11,751 --> 00:01:14,038 It's the one day a year when we gather together 36 00:01:14,063 --> 00:01:16,730 as a family and appreciate the feast 37 00:01:16,856 --> 00:01:18,756 that I've been working on for months. 38 00:01:18,781 --> 00:01:19,880 In your face. 39 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,772 Fine, forget your car! 40 00:01:21,884 --> 00:01:25,352 I've got my own set of wheels, and I will make it downtown! 41 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:38,351 This was so much cooler when I was 7. 42 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,479 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 43 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:47,292 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 44 00:01:47,317 --> 00:01:49,431 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 45 00:01:49,456 --> 00:01:50,917 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 46 00:01:50,942 --> 00:01:53,964 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 47 00:01:55,272 --> 00:01:57,565 It was Thanksgiving, 1980-something, 48 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,374 and the Goldbergs' turkey day traditions 49 00:01:59,399 --> 00:02:01,266 were in full swing... 50 00:02:01,291 --> 00:02:03,714 which meant a visit from my uncle Marvin. 51 00:02:03,739 --> 00:02:05,884 Freeze, turkeys! 52 00:02:06,538 --> 00:02:07,538 That's right. 53 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:10,231 Thanksgiving got a little bit safer. 54 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:12,857 Now that Officer Goldberg is on the case! 55 00:02:12,913 --> 00:02:15,103 Oh, my God! I know a cop now. 56 00:02:15,128 --> 00:02:18,159 Okay, don't get sucked in. He's not a real cop. 57 00:02:18,393 --> 00:02:20,041 He's just an idiot that works in a mall. 58 00:02:20,066 --> 00:02:23,237 Actually, Mur-Man, for the record, I'm more than a cop. 59 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:25,456 I'm above the law. The laws don't apply to me. 60 00:02:25,481 --> 00:02:27,987 I'm like The Equalizer or Batman! 61 00:02:28,012 --> 00:02:30,815 Both of which aren't real... Just like your badge. 62 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,901 Does this look not real to you? 63 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,626 We got a 10-50 at the Goldberg residence, please respond. 64 00:02:35,651 --> 00:02:37,018 Cool! What's a 10-50? 65 00:02:37,043 --> 00:02:37,690 A homicide. 66 00:02:37,715 --> 00:02:38,526 Murder?! 67 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:40,184 Isn't HQ gonna respond?! 68 00:02:40,209 --> 00:02:41,659 No, they can tell by the tone of my voice 69 00:02:41,684 --> 00:02:42,503 I'm just having a little fun. 70 00:02:42,528 --> 00:02:44,510 Awesome! Do you have a gun? 71 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:46,530 Nope, I'm not allowed! 72 00:02:46,664 --> 00:02:49,342 But... there's no rules against this! 73 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:51,893 This my little potato gun. 74 00:02:51,918 --> 00:02:52,792 I had it made special. 75 00:02:52,817 --> 00:02:54,189 It may not look like much, 76 00:02:54,214 --> 00:02:55,495 but at close range, it'll take out a rhino. 77 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,721 Get that thing out of here 78 00:02:56,746 --> 00:02:59,158 before you hurt someone, you moron! 79 00:02:59,183 --> 00:02:59,982 That's it! 80 00:03:00,007 --> 00:03:01,463 As an officer of the Gallery Mall, 81 00:03:01,488 --> 00:03:02,456 I will not be disrespected this way. 82 00:03:02,481 --> 00:03:03,339 I'm storming out! 83 00:03:03,364 --> 00:03:05,026 No. No. No. 84 00:03:05,094 --> 00:03:07,878 There will be no storming this year, do you hear me? 85 00:03:07,903 --> 00:03:10,187 We are going to eat together as a family 86 00:03:10,212 --> 00:03:12,345 with no drama, understand? 87 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:13,216 Psht! 88 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,225 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 89 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:15,718 Okay. 90 00:03:15,743 --> 00:03:16,204 Oh! 91 00:03:16,312 --> 00:03:17,071 Here's the story. 92 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:17,579 Oh! 93 00:03:17,604 --> 00:03:19,313 Barry came at me... He was out of control. 94 00:03:19,338 --> 00:03:20,586 You're gonna have to stab me in the arm... 95 00:03:20,611 --> 00:03:21,430 That was awesome! 96 00:03:21,455 --> 00:03:22,791 Oh, my God, you're alive! 97 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:24,422 Come here. 98 00:03:24,691 --> 00:03:26,224 Amazingly, the potato gun 99 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,891 wasn't the craziest thing to happen that holiday. 100 00:03:29,107 --> 00:03:32,280 It was a revelation that would change my mom forever. 101 00:03:32,305 --> 00:03:34,438 Mom, I have a huge announcement. 102 00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:36,219 I just read "Diet for a Small Planet," 103 00:03:36,244 --> 00:03:38,266 and I am officially a vegetarian. 104 00:03:38,438 --> 00:03:39,946 No, you're not. Get out of here. 105 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,738 Not that stupid thing... This. 106 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,000 Okay, I'm heading out. 107 00:03:43,025 --> 00:03:44,711 See you at 9:00 when Thanksgiving is over. 108 00:03:44,736 --> 00:03:45,118 What? 109 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:47,032 Lainey's dad invited me to their big dinner, 110 00:03:47,057 --> 00:03:49,224 and I'm going, even though I know what you're gonna say... 111 00:03:49,487 --> 00:03:50,920 "My name is Mom, 112 00:03:50,945 --> 00:03:54,336 and this is the most important day of the year for me." 113 00:03:54,639 --> 00:03:56,524 Ha! That's totally her! 114 00:03:56,549 --> 00:03:58,922 Actually, I wasn't gonna say that at all. 115 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,540 You can go to Lainey's for Thanksgiving 116 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:01,657 if that's what you want. 117 00:04:01,682 --> 00:04:02,247 Really? 118 00:04:02,272 --> 00:04:03,735 You go have fun. 119 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,211 I'll just be here doing my mom thang. 120 00:04:07,906 --> 00:04:09,133 Hey, there, guess what. 121 00:04:09,158 --> 00:04:10,555 You're invited to our Thanksgiving. 122 00:04:10,855 --> 00:04:12,826 The invitation is just a formality. 123 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:14,063 You're coming... No, it's not an option. 124 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,047 Well, thanks, but we kind of have our own thing... 125 00:04:16,072 --> 00:04:17,524 Okay, it's settled. Yay! 126 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,454 I'll see you in a few. Don't bring any food. 127 00:04:19,479 --> 00:04:22,710 I'm closing the door, shutting off all communication, okay? 128 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:23,939 - Yay again! - No, I didn't... 129 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:27,088 While my mom was forcing Bill and Lainey to our Thanksgiving, 130 00:04:27,113 --> 00:04:29,884 my dad was forced to spend quality time with his brother. 131 00:04:29,909 --> 00:04:30,909 When we get close enough, 132 00:04:30,934 --> 00:04:32,392 I want you to triangulate the source. 133 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:33,728 We should be close enough now. 134 00:04:33,753 --> 00:04:35,197 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? 135 00:04:35,222 --> 00:04:37,955 It's a show about a talking car that Adam loves. 136 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:39,130 Pretty silly, isn't it? 137 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,833 Well, yeah, but I-I got to admit, 138 00:04:40,858 --> 00:04:42,017 I'm digging this guy's style. 139 00:04:42,042 --> 00:04:44,110 All right, give me a visual on the license plate. 140 00:04:44,135 --> 00:04:44,900 Good idea. 141 00:04:44,925 --> 00:04:46,728 Whoo-hoo! You're so right! 142 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,319 The man oozes cool. 143 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:50,306 Adult Adam: And then, for the first time in ages, 144 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:51,800 my dad and Uncle Marvin 145 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,625 actually had something in common. 146 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:55,050 - Whoa. - Whoa. 147 00:04:55,075 --> 00:04:58,229 Unexpectedly, Thanksgiving became a thing of joy for them. 148 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,320 Yahtzee! 149 00:04:59,931 --> 00:05:01,205 We'll just watch one more. 150 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:04,291 Or two. Or three. Just to pass the time. 151 00:05:04,316 --> 00:05:06,550 Since I was a geek who had taped every episode, 152 00:05:06,575 --> 00:05:08,742 my dad and uncle were able to sit down 153 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,201 for the world's first binge-watching session. 154 00:05:11,226 --> 00:05:13,260 We should do this more often. 155 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,427 You know, bros watching shows. 156 00:05:15,452 --> 00:05:16,618 This is us at our best. 157 00:05:16,723 --> 00:05:18,681 Like when we'd watch "Lone Ranger" as kids? 158 00:05:18,794 --> 00:05:20,181 You'd always be my Tonto. 159 00:05:20,206 --> 00:05:22,252 Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh! I got to hear this. 160 00:05:22,277 --> 00:05:23,743 K.I.T.T.'s lost his nerve. 161 00:05:23,768 --> 00:05:25,736 Who would've thought that a car could doubt itself? 162 00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:28,095 It's not nearly as crazy as when Michael fought 163 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,088 his evil goateed twin, Garthe. 164 00:05:30,113 --> 00:05:33,025 Or when K.I.T.T. battled his evil twin K.A.R.R. 165 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:35,050 with a yellow light instead of the red one! 166 00:05:35,075 --> 00:05:36,515 How do they come up with this stuff?! 167 00:05:36,576 --> 00:05:39,310 Man, that is one cool ride. 168 00:05:39,683 --> 00:05:41,416 I betcha it looks even better in person. 169 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:44,267 Whoa, whoa, za-bah-bah-bah-oh-ho-ho hold on! 170 00:05:44,782 --> 00:05:46,884 This is the car that's gonna be in the Thanksgiving Day parade! 171 00:05:46,909 --> 00:05:48,342 I remember hearing that before. 172 00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:51,669 Mur-Man, they park all of the floats in the mall parking lot! 173 00:05:51,694 --> 00:05:52,694 Must be déjà vu. 174 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,176 Come on, you think that The Hoff 175 00:05:54,201 --> 00:05:55,667 would bail on an opportunity like this? 176 00:05:55,692 --> 00:05:57,220 Never! Let's ride. 177 00:05:59,913 --> 00:06:02,614 I keep feeling like I'm forgetting something. 178 00:06:03,707 --> 00:06:06,384 What could it be? 179 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,808 Ah, camera. 180 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,635 I can't believe you! 181 00:06:11,049 --> 00:06:13,861 What kind of monster won't let her own son 182 00:06:13,886 --> 00:06:16,072 abandon his entire family on Thanksgiving?! 183 00:06:16,097 --> 00:06:17,439 You left me no choice. 184 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,541 You know I would literally die 185 00:06:19,566 --> 00:06:21,924 if I didn't have all my children here for Thanksgiving. 186 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:22,986 Is that what you want... 187 00:06:23,011 --> 00:06:24,844 To bury your mother on Thanksgiving? 188 00:06:24,869 --> 00:06:25,712 Yes! 189 00:06:25,949 --> 00:06:28,127 Lainey's dad inviting me to his house 190 00:06:28,152 --> 00:06:30,970 is the first clear sign that he's given up on hating my guts! 191 00:06:30,995 --> 00:06:33,642 Boopie, now you have the best of both worlds. 192 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,783 You can have dinner with Lainey's family 193 00:06:35,808 --> 00:06:37,707 and with your actual family 194 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:39,705 who means so much more than those other people. 195 00:06:40,628 --> 00:06:43,162 Hello. Welcome to a Goldberg Thanks- 196 00:06:43,187 --> 00:06:45,249 Gangway, gangway! Have no fear, 197 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,705 the Thanksgiving cavalry is here! 198 00:06:47,730 --> 00:06:49,439 Um, no, no, no, no, no, no! 199 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,634 Bill, I told you, you didn't have to bring anything. 200 00:06:52,659 --> 00:06:53,634 Oh, please! As a guest, 201 00:06:53,659 --> 00:06:55,681 it's my job to bring you a few snacks. 202 00:06:55,827 --> 00:06:57,892 Main course. Also six pies. 203 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,584 That is so sweet. Really, but no. 204 00:07:01,566 --> 00:07:02,775 We're covered on food, 205 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,507 and I'm about to put my turkey in the oven. 206 00:07:04,532 --> 00:07:07,424 Oven? Well, I guess that's one less delicious way to do it. 207 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:08,783 Dad, you promised to keep it breezy. 208 00:07:08,808 --> 00:07:10,838 That's me... Easy-breezy Bill, 209 00:07:10,936 --> 00:07:13,189 and he says it can't be Thanksgiving 210 00:07:13,214 --> 00:07:14,813 without his famous fried turkey. 211 00:07:14,838 --> 00:07:16,861 Fried? 212 00:07:16,886 --> 00:07:19,259 Never had a Thanksgiving without my fryer. 213 00:07:19,284 --> 00:07:21,718 So, you know... 214 00:07:26,221 --> 00:07:27,486 Do something? 215 00:07:27,511 --> 00:07:28,705 How about we serve both of them? 216 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,533 - Great idea, son. - You called me son. 217 00:07:30,558 --> 00:07:32,806 Yes, thank you, my actual son. 218 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:34,970 Double birds. 219 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:35,822 Makes total sense. 220 00:07:35,847 --> 00:07:37,931 Huge Thanksgiving announcement, Bill and Lainey. 221 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:41,377 I won't be eating turkey this year for moral reasons. 222 00:07:41,446 --> 00:07:42,378 What's her deal? 223 00:07:42,403 --> 00:07:43,502 Get out of here! 224 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:45,285 No one has time for your thing this year. 225 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,775 While Thanksgiving was off to a competitive start, 226 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,103 I was realizing I lost out big time. 227 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:52,502 I seemed to be the only person in all of Philadelphia 228 00:07:52,527 --> 00:07:54,338 who wasn't seeing K.I.T.T. that day. 229 00:07:54,363 --> 00:07:56,283 Oh, man. I wish I was there. 230 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:57,330 Literally. 231 00:07:57,355 --> 00:08:00,517 - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 232 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,049 What the hell is that?! 233 00:08:02,074 --> 00:08:04,401 It looks your father and your uncle 234 00:08:04,426 --> 00:08:06,197 doing the thing you wanted to do... 235 00:08:06,222 --> 00:08:08,022 I know what it is, Pops! 236 00:08:08,646 --> 00:08:09,545 Whoo! 237 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:12,049 That was amazing. 238 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,773 Who would've enjoyed this more than us?! 239 00:08:13,886 --> 00:08:15,619 No one, that's who! 240 00:08:15,644 --> 00:08:16,856 There was someone... 241 00:08:16,881 --> 00:08:18,509 A spiteful dork in a puffer vest 242 00:08:18,534 --> 00:08:20,736 ready to unleash pure nerd rage. 243 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:21,559 You! 244 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,517 What are you doing?! 245 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:23,967 I got to pull the car in! 246 00:08:23,992 --> 00:08:26,572 How could you two see K.I.T.T. without me?! 247 00:08:26,597 --> 00:08:27,429 Calm down. 248 00:08:27,454 --> 00:08:28,783 How was I supposed to know 249 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,689 you wanted to see the awesome TV car? 250 00:08:30,714 --> 00:08:32,881 'Cause I'm the one who told you about it! 251 00:08:32,906 --> 00:08:35,845 Ahh. That's where I heard that. 252 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:39,267 In my defense, you're always talking about these He-Mans, 253 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:42,478 these robots, and these Trons, they all kind of blur together. 254 00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:44,533 You're confusing sci-fi fantasy 255 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,595 with reality-based sci-fi action. 256 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,153 You're embarrassing yourself! 257 00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:50,634 Listen, kid, if it's any consolation, 258 00:08:50,659 --> 00:08:51,775 you were totally right. 259 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,633 Meeting K.I.T.T. in person... 260 00:08:53,955 --> 00:08:55,478 It was, like, life changing. 261 00:08:55,503 --> 00:08:58,004 It w... it was better than you could ever think! 262 00:08:58,029 --> 00:09:00,931 That's not a consolation! That's rubbing my face in it! 263 00:09:00,956 --> 00:09:03,728 Look, I know it meant a lot to you, so it's on me. 264 00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:04,345 And...? 265 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:06,494 And, uh... we should just move past this. 266 00:09:06,519 --> 00:09:07,952 - No! - Hey! Hey! 267 00:09:07,977 --> 00:09:11,011 Your father is opening up his heart to you, Adam. 268 00:09:11,256 --> 00:09:13,623 You should be more sensitive to his feelings. 269 00:09:13,648 --> 00:09:14,814 It's Thanksgiving, man! 270 00:09:15,049 --> 00:09:15,705 Kids, huh? 271 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,103 Unbelievable. 272 00:09:17,128 --> 00:09:18,947 Fine! You want... You want to see bad?! 273 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:23,077 Do... Mark my words, vengeance will be... 274 00:09:23,102 --> 00:09:24,368 Oh, man, this thing's fast! 275 00:09:24,786 --> 00:09:26,183 Vengeance will be mine! 276 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:28,261 Ew, there's a spider here! 277 00:09:28,465 --> 00:09:29,751 It was still Thanksgiving, 278 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:31,408 and I was going to dish some sweet revenge 279 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:33,729 by turning my dad and uncle against each other. 280 00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:35,420 Come on, they're getting along. 281 00:09:35,454 --> 00:09:38,752 Don't take that away from them over some singing boat. 282 00:09:38,777 --> 00:09:40,276 Talking car. 283 00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:42,145 Enough with this meshuggaas. 284 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,949 Dad and Uncle Marvin think they can just take 285 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,363 my favorite TV show? 286 00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:50,026 We'll see about that when I unleash the power of this. 287 00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:51,150 A fun kid's game? 288 00:09:51,252 --> 00:09:52,318 Ages 8 and up, 289 00:09:52,387 --> 00:09:55,288 and guaranteed to turn my uncle against my dad. 290 00:09:55,313 --> 00:09:57,646 That's it, we are officially not brothers! 291 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,158 Guys, relax. 292 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,574 All I said was only one person 293 00:10:01,599 --> 00:10:03,550 could be the Michael Knight game piece. 294 00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:06,987 We just have to figure out which one of you is not the hero. 295 00:10:07,012 --> 00:10:07,878 I'm the Hoff! 296 00:10:07,903 --> 00:10:09,957 If anyone is Michael Knight, it's me! 297 00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:12,416 Be the car! You love the car! 298 00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:16,238 You think that I would ever let you ride in me? 299 00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:17,596 Oh-ho-ho! 300 00:10:17,774 --> 00:10:19,574 I ride in you! 301 00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:21,936 Oh, this is, like, crazy awkward. 302 00:10:21,961 --> 00:10:24,061 We can't have two Michael Knights. 303 00:10:24,198 --> 00:10:25,644 This is just like when we were kids 304 00:10:25,669 --> 00:10:27,902 and you always wanted to be the Lone Ranger, 305 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,956 and you forced me to be Tonto! 306 00:10:29,981 --> 00:10:31,168 You loved Tonto! 307 00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:32,464 Why don't you both discuss 308 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:34,300 the childhood betrayal in detail? 309 00:10:34,325 --> 00:10:36,373 I always wanted to be the Lone Ranger, 310 00:10:36,398 --> 00:10:38,065 but now I proved you wrong! 311 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:38,799 I'm a cop! 312 00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:39,956 You're not a cop! 313 00:10:40,069 --> 00:10:42,713 You just guard the fountain where the bored dads sit. 314 00:10:42,738 --> 00:10:44,471 Ouch. Attacking you as a person. 315 00:10:44,496 --> 00:10:46,877 Well, you know everything there is to know about sitting, 316 00:10:46,902 --> 00:10:47,941 don't you, Mur? 317 00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:51,300 Because that's all you ever do, you lazy ass! 318 00:10:51,325 --> 00:10:53,316 Well, I'm walking now! 319 00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:54,199 Look at this! 320 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:56,402 You can't storm out! That's my move! 321 00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:58,106 He is the worst, huh? 322 00:10:58,574 --> 00:10:59,855 Know what'll really piss him off? 323 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,355 I don't. Tell me. Say it! 324 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,480 A picture of you sitting in the real K.I.T.T. 325 00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:05,837 That would prove you're the Hoff. 326 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,184 Hey! The mall where I work... 327 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,113 That's where they're storing all the Thanksgiving Day floats... 328 00:11:10,138 --> 00:11:13,160 K.I.T.T. included! Let's go there now. 329 00:11:13,185 --> 00:11:14,318 What a brilliant idea, 330 00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:16,550 which you had with no help from me. 331 00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:18,478 Here's your jacket and car keys! 332 00:11:18,798 --> 00:11:19,980 Let's jam! 333 00:11:20,028 --> 00:11:21,183 As my plan was heating up, 334 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,581 things were getting frostier between Bill and my mom. 335 00:11:23,775 --> 00:11:25,708 Excusez-moi. 336 00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:27,924 Okay, Bill, if you could just stay 337 00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:30,269 in your designated area, I would appreciate it. 338 00:11:30,294 --> 00:11:31,160 Oh, my bad. You see, 339 00:11:31,185 --> 00:11:33,011 when you're a pro at Thanksgiving like me, 340 00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:33,917 cooking is like jazz. 341 00:11:33,942 --> 00:11:35,456 You just go where it takes you. 342 00:11:35,481 --> 00:11:37,128 ♪ Bad-dap-pap-pow ♪ 343 00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:37,714 Salt. 344 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,667 No one likes jazz, okay? No one. 345 00:11:40,692 --> 00:11:42,738 Oh, well, maybe we should do a little Pepsi challenge. 346 00:11:42,763 --> 00:11:45,160 Put our birds side by side. Winner takes all! 347 00:11:45,185 --> 00:11:47,191 We're not having a cook-off, okay? 348 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:48,230 You're a guest in my home. 349 00:11:48,255 --> 00:11:49,980 I couldn't embarrass you like that. 350 00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:51,433 Ooh! Sounds like someone's scared. 351 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:53,550 Maybe you should be cooking a chicken instead! Ba-gawk! 352 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,356 Okay, now he's taunting her with the chicken squawk. 353 00:11:56,396 --> 00:11:58,674 - This is bad. - Don't sweat it, babe. 354 00:11:58,699 --> 00:12:01,542 Big Tasty is the master at defusing tension. 355 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:02,635 - There's a line. - Excuse me. 356 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,355 - Stop it. - I'm gonna just help you. 357 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:05,597 Mom. Bill. It's Thanksgiving. 358 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:07,597 And me and Lainey both think... 359 00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:09,909 Oh, sweet god of food, 360 00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:11,701 what is in my mouth-face right now?! 361 00:12:11,726 --> 00:12:12,519 Barry, no! 362 00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:14,199 My famous fried stuffing balls. 363 00:12:14,224 --> 00:12:17,386 Bill wins! Bill wins the Pepsi challenge for Thanksgiving! 364 00:12:17,411 --> 00:12:18,744 Okay, what Barry meant to say 365 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,331 was let's not make today a competition. 366 00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:21,402 It's not what the holiday's about. 367 00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:22,824 Ow, so hot! Don't care. 368 00:12:22,849 --> 00:12:24,026 Kids make a good point, Bev. 369 00:12:24,051 --> 00:12:25,617 Today's not about winners or losers. 370 00:12:25,686 --> 00:12:26,441 Don't look at me. 371 00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:28,682 You're right. Shame on us for competing over 372 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,244 who cares more about Thanksgiving. 373 00:12:30,269 --> 00:12:31,629 Although, if it was a competition, 374 00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:33,614 clearly I'd win because I'm a single dad 375 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:34,704 and this day is all I got. 376 00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:36,043 Oh, would you win, though? 377 00:12:36,112 --> 00:12:38,690 'Cause I'm the one with three kids about to leave the nest 378 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,480 and pretty soon it'll just be me and Murray 379 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:44,641 staring silently at each other across a long table thinking, 380 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,160 "Is this all there is?" 381 00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:47,300 Sad story, Bev. 382 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,324 But not as sad as the Thanksgiving 383 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:49,548 when Lainey's mommy left. 384 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:50,949 Which isn't important, 'cause it's not a competition. 385 00:12:50,974 --> 00:12:51,980 No, it isn't. 386 00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:53,627 So it doesn't matter that I tell you that year 387 00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:55,485 I was too depressed to cook. 388 00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:57,648 Little Lainey looked up at me and said, 389 00:12:57,717 --> 00:12:59,197 "Why no twurkey, Dada?" 390 00:12:59,369 --> 00:13:00,434 In that moment, 391 00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,613 I vowed that I would always fry her a turkey. 392 00:13:02,638 --> 00:13:04,142 Okay, now you're both just competing 393 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:05,207 over whose life is sadder. 394 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:07,636 Oh, you want sad? I'll give you sad. 395 00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:11,456 It was Thanksgiving 1946, but where was Grandma? 396 00:13:11,527 --> 00:13:12,425 Not at dinner. 397 00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:14,674 She was pinned underneath a trolley car. 398 00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:17,399 Okay, stop. Just go back to your stupid turkey competition. 399 00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,285 - May the best turkey win. - Which is mine! 400 00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:20,916 Excuse me, I need to get through. 401 00:13:20,941 --> 00:13:21,707 - I'm sorry. - Pardon me. 402 00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:23,041 - I'm sorry. - Pardon me. 403 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:25,050 As the turkey competition turned into a nightmare, 404 00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:27,628 I was about to meet the car of my dreams. 405 00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:29,018 Follow me. 406 00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:32,711 Stick to the shadows and watch my 6:00. 407 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:41,687 ♪ Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ♪ 408 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,124 Do you hear that? 409 00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:51,292 Do me a favor. 410 00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:52,986 I want you to take a picture of me as Michael Knight 411 00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:54,466 and we can rub it in your dad's ass face! 412 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,781 Say "Trans zam!" 413 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,952 Cool, and then m-maybe we could switch? 414 00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:02,853 Or we can fire it up 415 00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:05,456 and then your dad can see me behind the wheel! 416 00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:07,940 Uhh, I think if we get caught driving it, 417 00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,699 we could get into some serious trouble. 418 00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:10,958 Don't worry, kid. 419 00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:12,910 The security in this mall is terrible. 420 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,702 Aah! 421 00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:31,379 - ♪ Da-dada-da ♪ - ♪ Da-dada-da ♪ 422 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:34,382 - ♪ I am the Knight Rider ♪ - ♪ I am the Knight Rider ♪ 423 00:14:36,152 --> 00:14:37,185 What the hell is this?! 424 00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:40,488 Now who's Michael Knight, you dook nugget?! 425 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:44,136 You made my son an accessory to grand theft auto 426 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,160 just to get back at me? 427 00:14:45,228 --> 00:14:46,494 It was worth it! 428 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,952 Unless I go to jail. Then it was not worth it. 429 00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,019 Get ready to gobble gobble, Goldbergs! 430 00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,033 Yes, we're all very excited to eat a turkey 431 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,491 that's been fried in a trash can. 432 00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:58,005 Well, everybody hold on, your taste buds are about to explode! 433 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,030 - Whoa! - Aah! 434 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,232 Admit it. I'm the Michael Knight. 435 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,000 I'm even driving the car! 436 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,970 - Son of a bitch! - Holy crap! 437 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,112 Oh, no, K.I.T.T.'s hurt real bad! 438 00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:09,835 Balls! 439 00:15:09,941 --> 00:15:11,580 Somebody call a car doctor! 440 00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:13,502 That's called a mechanic, you moron. 441 00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:14,647 You shut up! 442 00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,361 I'm the Michael Knight, okay?! 443 00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:18,630 I know exactly what to do here. 444 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,212 What's that? 445 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,146 It had been moments 446 00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:25,923 since the Great Goldberg Turkey Explosion, 447 00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:28,588 but inside, my family was about to go nuclear. 448 00:15:28,613 --> 00:15:31,325 This is your fault, Mur! You did that to my car! 449 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,877 It's not your car! 450 00:15:32,902 --> 00:15:36,035 And how would I send a turkey flying out of the sky? 451 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,542 A turkey only goes airborne like that if it's frozen, 452 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,269 which means somebody popped it in the freezer! You did this! 453 00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:42,127 Excuse me? 454 00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:43,085 It's just like you 455 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,316 to steal a car on Thanksgiving. 456 00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:47,558 Why don't you bring it back before something worse happens?! 457 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:50,253 There you go, bossing me around again! 458 00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:52,233 Face it... You've been jealous of my turkey 459 00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:53,933 since the moment it stepped claw in this house. 460 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,524 This is exactly why I hated playing 461 00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:57,035 the Lone Ranger when we were kids. 462 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,285 I had to be bossy! 463 00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,932 I was the one raising you, 464 00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,691 'cause our dad was never there! 465 00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:04,011 Admit it! You put that turkey in the freezer! 466 00:16:04,036 --> 00:16:05,354 I never asked you to be my father. 467 00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,279 I never asked for you to be my brother, 468 00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:08,706 but I didn't get a choice in that either. 469 00:16:08,731 --> 00:16:10,940 All right! Maybe I did want your turkey to be 470 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,721 a tad less delicious than mine, 471 00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:14,980 but I didn't know it was going to turn into a meat rocket! 472 00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:15,877 Ah-ha! 473 00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:17,151 Oh, boy. Barry, say something. 474 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,549 - I have no mother! - Something helpful. 475 00:16:18,574 --> 00:16:20,180 Then we both agree... We're done being brothers! 476 00:16:20,205 --> 00:16:21,181 Fine by me! 477 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,760 No! The idea here was to enjoy a car, 478 00:16:23,785 --> 00:16:25,050 not hate each other forever! 479 00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:26,003 Don't look at me! 480 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,213 He's the one that refused to let me be Michael Knight! 481 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,940 I was wrong. There can be two! 482 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:32,081 Like how there are two Adam Goldbergs in my school! 483 00:16:32,106 --> 00:16:33,995 Come on, Lainey. We're leaving! 484 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,819 Yeah! I'm leaving, as well! 485 00:16:35,973 --> 00:16:37,806 And I'm never coming back! 486 00:16:37,861 --> 00:16:39,119 The Hoff has spoken. 487 00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:40,957 Oh, no, he hasn't. You know why? 488 00:16:40,982 --> 00:16:42,148 Because I'm the Hoff! 489 00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,273 Oh, look, now the Hoff's spoken! 490 00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:46,283 Oh, no, you are mistaken because the Hoff already spoke! 491 00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,808 Uncle Marvin, don't go! 492 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,151 You know nothing of the Hoff! 493 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,009 I am the Hoff, infinity, no backsies! 494 00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:51,870 There's two Adam Goldbergs! 495 00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,674 One of us uses an F to differentiate! 496 00:16:53,699 --> 00:16:55,236 What the... Everyone, come back! 497 00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:57,629 It's Thanks-[Bleep]-giving! 498 00:16:57,698 --> 00:17:00,065 This is what you get for being meat eaters. 499 00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:04,069 Not the right time to talk about my thing, huh? 500 00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:06,771 I'll come back later. 501 00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:11,581 Look at that guy... 502 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:13,406 Born to be a pain in my ass. 503 00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:15,639 Look, don't blame Uncle Marvin. 504 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,360 I may have kind of purposely 505 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,785 turned you guys against each other. 506 00:17:19,887 --> 00:17:20,605 Why? 507 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:22,714 I was mad you saw K.I.T.T. without me, 508 00:17:22,923 --> 00:17:25,624 but it was wrong to tear you guys apart. 509 00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:27,692 Also, it was shockingly easy to do. 510 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,928 Honestly, it weirdly took no effort. 511 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,916 Yeah, well, it's on me not remembering 512 00:17:32,941 --> 00:17:34,316 that that's your favorite show. 513 00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:36,206 At least I finally got to see the car 514 00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:38,765 'cause, you know, w-we stole it. 515 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,091 And I finally got along with my brother. 516 00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:42,580 For a little while, at least. 517 00:17:42,649 --> 00:17:45,016 Well, it doesn't have to be over. 518 00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:54,800 Let me guess. You came out here to tell me how much 519 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,391 I screwed everything up again. 520 00:17:56,416 --> 00:18:00,831 I came out here to tell you that, um... 521 00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:03,656 I was wrong. 522 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:04,513 What? 523 00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:08,245 Look, I know I wasn't great to you when we were growing up... 524 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,569 but, you know, Dad wasn't around, 525 00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:12,706 and I figured I had to be the boss. 526 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,007 Yeah, well, I'm sure it wasn't easy. 527 00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:19,455 Point is, I should have given you the chance 528 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,613 to be the Lone Ranger, too. 529 00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:23,550 Thanks, man, that means a lot. 530 00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:25,441 Well, you can still be the Hoff. 531 00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:26,972 It's up to you. 532 00:18:26,997 --> 00:18:28,730 You know, you're the one who's the cop. 533 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:31,590 Aww, Mur. 534 00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,926 - You're choking me up here. - That was not my intention. 535 00:18:33,995 --> 00:18:35,761 Bring it in. 536 00:18:35,797 --> 00:18:37,496 No, hugging in a car... 537 00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:38,565 Come on in. 538 00:18:38,599 --> 00:18:40,158 - No, I... I... - Okay. Oh, buddy. 539 00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:44,097 What's going on out there? 540 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:46,144 Dad apologized to Uncle Marvin. 541 00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:47,730 No. 542 00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,422 I guess that's what today's about... 543 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,168 Being thankful for the people that are here, 544 00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:53,623 even if they drive you crazy. 545 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:54,894 In that moment, 546 00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:57,750 my mom realized she could still save Thanksgiving. 547 00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:01,596 Well, well, it's the Turkey Saboteur. 548 00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:04,088 I deserve that. But I, uh... 549 00:19:04,747 --> 00:19:08,105 just wanted to tell you that... you win. 550 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,265 - I do? - Yes. 551 00:19:10,437 --> 00:19:13,378 Your Thanksgivings were way sadder... 552 00:19:13,473 --> 00:19:17,393 And I realize that as much as the holiday means to me... 553 00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,120 it means way more to you. 554 00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:22,878 Listen, I just wasn't ready to change up Thanksgiving. 555 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,948 It's always been me and Lainey. 556 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:28,956 She's all I have. 557 00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:29,886 And now you have us, too. 558 00:19:31,335 --> 00:19:33,135 And we can figure out 559 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,262 how to have the best Thanksgiving for both of us. 560 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,808 That year, our Thanksgiving got a little bigger. 561 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:42,972 Okay, folks, 562 00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:44,995 Bev and I aren't quite sure what this will be like, 563 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,042 but it's her seasonings and a little bit 564 00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:48,534 of Lewis frying know-how. Dig in! 565 00:19:49,441 --> 00:19:51,706 Holy crap, that's amazing! 566 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,659 What happened to your vegetable thing? 567 00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:55,222 Eh, I'll try it again next year 568 00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:57,090 when everyone doesn't have as much stuff going on. 569 00:19:58,035 --> 00:20:00,642 Turns out, doesn't matter what kind of turkey you cook. 570 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,894 And a Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. 571 00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:05,394 - Happy Thanksgiving, you guys. - Or what table you sit at. 572 00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,449 It's the people who you welcome into your home 573 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,340 and your heart who really matter. 574 00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:13,378 And that's something to be truly thankful for. 575 00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:14,969 Mmm. 576 00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:17,580 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 577 00:20:17,604 --> 00:20:19,604 _ 578 00:20:19,706 --> 00:20:20,706 Go! 579 00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:30,408 Being a vegetarian sucked. 580 00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,557 Honestly, I was just looking for something to distract me 581 00:20:32,582 --> 00:20:34,291 from thinking about Geoff all the time. 582 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,516 No, freakin' way! 583 00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:38,128 Hey, Geoff! Look, it's Geoff! 584 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,560 I thought Barry was messing with me 585 00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:40,527 when he said K.I.T.T. was here. 586 00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:41,784 "Knight Rider" is my favorite show! 587 00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:46,066 Mine too! I love the knights and horses and swords. 588 00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:47,128 Maybe don't talk until you've seen it. 589 00:20:47,153 --> 00:20:48,698 We should take her for a spin together! 590 00:20:48,723 --> 00:20:51,501 Uh, maybe grab a burger, just me and you? 591 00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:53,402 Oh, my God, yes! We can swing by Evy's house and pick her up! 592 00:20:53,427 --> 00:20:54,427 She's gonna flip! 593 00:20:54,528 --> 00:20:56,441 That's not how you wanted it to work, huh? 594 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,890 Yeah, really not my week. 595 00:20:57,914 --> 00:21:00,296 KITT, pick-up girlfriend.