1 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,749 I would like to say that... 2 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,876 I was wrong. 3 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:45,962 And... 4 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,132 I'm very, very sorry. 5 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,678 About what? 6 00:00:53,761 --> 00:00:55,263 - What do you got? - Oh, good grief. 7 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,140 What? Mom! 8 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,476 It was a blanket apology. I think that's very generous. 9 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,769 Plus, it's retroactive. So, enjoy. 10 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,189 A blanket apology. Claudia, is that even allowed? 11 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,399 Everything is allowed here. 12 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:10,153 Feel free to apologize, scream, cry, complain, argue. 13 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,114 Anything short of physical confrontation. 14 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,574 - There goes my next thing. - Did I not tell you? 15 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,286 You've brought the room to a halt. 16 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:20,038 Like it was a Penn and Teller show before? 17 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,289 Oh, that mouth. 18 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:24,167 You were the one complaining that I wasn't saying anything. 19 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,752 Without my mouth, how do I speak? 20 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:28,546 To quote Alanis Morissette, "Isn't it ironic?" 21 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,964 Do you know what that means? 22 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:33,343 Claudia, let the record show, I broke the silence here today, okay? 23 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,387 She wasn't saying anything either. Write that down in your scorebook. 24 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,764 I am not keeping score. 25 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,975 But the apology was insincere. Put that in your scorebook, too. 26 00:01:41,058 --> 00:01:43,603 - She should not get points for that. - I'm not keeping score. 27 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:46,940 It's insulting to apologize unless it's for something specific, okay? 28 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:49,442 Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. 29 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,362 Sorry. How do I get out of this? 30 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:53,780 Lorelai, listen to me. 31 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,408 We are here today so that Claudia can meet you 32 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,535 and see the two of us together. That's it. 33 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,995 - Stop pressing. - Okay. 34 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:10,880 How much time do we have left? 35 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,715 About 40 minutes. 36 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,398 Psst. 37 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:32,652 - How much time do we have... - Stop asking that! 38 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,613 Why, did I bring the deafening silence to a halt again? 39 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,159 Bring a watch next time, or an egg timer. Just stop bothering her. 40 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,285 Can I, uh, jump in here? 41 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,162 - Please. - You're not prisoners. 42 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,747 Neither one of you. And there are no rules. 43 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,375 So talk or don't talk. 44 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,879 Because there's a lot being said in the silences. 45 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,506 - What is being said? - Is that what you're writing? 46 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,383 - Will we see those notes? - Who's winning? 47 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:57,594 No one's winning, and my book is confidential. 48 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,769 If you're trying to read Claudia's watch, I'm gonna throw you out that window. 49 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,617 - Well, ladies, I'm afraid time's up. - Yes! 50 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,076 - I don't believe it. - What? 51 00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:23,828 - You ran out the clock. - So did you. 52 00:03:23,911 --> 00:03:25,747 Today was for you to speak, not me. 53 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,540 I spoke. You gave me credit, right? 54 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,000 That's not what I'm doing here. 55 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,668 We'll just have to start over next week. 56 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,962 - We're on for Tuesday at 10:30. - I can't make it. 57 00:03:33,045 --> 00:03:35,923 - You have something more important to do? - Just my life, Mom. 58 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:39,886 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna burden you with this, but I guess I have to. 59 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,263 - Oh, boy. - Your mother is in pain. 60 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,389 A widow in pain. 61 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,809 - That's a good place to stop. - That's a terrible place to stop. 62 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,896 She doesn't get to go out like that, with the bazookas blasting. 63 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,105 I have somebody waiting. 64 00:03:51,188 --> 00:03:53,190 So this is an intrusion. Is that what you think? 65 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:55,902 - My big bazookas are intruding on you? - Mom... 66 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,821 Doesn't it mean anything to you, that I am this raw nerve 67 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,074 appealing to my only child to help me through this period? 68 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,871 So... 10:30. 69 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,040 10:30. 70 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,544 Well, she used that maneuver. Write that down. 71 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,306 Let's start with Swedish meatballs, then some Peruvian salchipapas 72 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,267 and then Indonesian rice porridge. 73 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,477 Head straight for the Norwegian stomach pump. 74 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,439 It all looks good. Shoot. I have to leave in a half hour. 75 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,774 You can't leave. I have to leave in half an hour. 76 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,360 - I have a plane to catch. - I gotta get back to the diner. 77 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,028 - Who's gonna stay with her? - Am I four? 78 00:04:39,111 --> 00:04:40,697 I can watch her if you need to go, 79 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,241 but you need to be back in less than 45 minutes to relieve me. 80 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:46,619 I have been successfully eating by myself for five or six years now. 81 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,288 Gypsy's over there. She can watch me. 82 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,622 - Oh, yeah. - That'll work. 83 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,083 - Oh, hey, guys. How's it going? - It's a disaster. 84 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,877 - Some of our cuisines didn't show up. - You got a good turnout. 85 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,213 We advertised an international food festival, 86 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,717 all 195 countries represented. 87 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,136 And a paltry 15 showed up. Kirk, what happened? 88 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,597 Well, Guam had a last-minute parent-teacher conference, 89 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,057 Kazakhstan had car trouble... 90 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:11,143 I told Kazakhstan to get a ride with Poland if that happened. 91 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,395 Oh, does no one listen? 92 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,773 Bangladesh's kid has an earache, Chad has acid reflux, 93 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,650 Brazil's niece has a soccer game, 94 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:21,696 Turks and Caicos got foot fungus, and Singapore is just being a dick. 95 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:24,281 Other than that, 127 countries never got back to me. 96 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:27,327 People are going to have to expand on the cuisines they're offering. 97 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,579 Grab your flags. I'm calling an audible. 98 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:34,125 Israel, grab some yams and crayfish. You're also Papua New Guinea. 99 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:37,670 Italy, add Slovenia, Tibet, and the islands of Kiribati. 100 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:38,755 Let's hustle, people. 101 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,509 - I'm gonna hang out in Korea. - I'm gonna get a cup of Kofi Annan. 102 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,720 - That's a little international humor. - Very little. See ya. 103 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:49,432 - Ooh, this looks good. What's this? - That's the compost heap. 104 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,143 Oh. 105 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,728 I'm really hungry. 106 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:58,483 - How's things in the Koreas? - Oh, and Guam and Bulgaria? Great. 107 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,277 Move, move, move. 108 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,196 Stop. Line up. 109 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,573 - Oh, hello, Rory. - Hello, Mrs. Kim. 110 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,409 Uh, this is Mama's new choir. 111 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:10,244 Fresh off the boat. I'm getting them ready for the circuit. 112 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,330 Now, sing. 113 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,878 - They sound good, Mama. - Please, they suck eggs. 114 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:21,338 - Language, Mama! - No, I mean all they do is eat. 115 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,925 Eggs, bread, fruit. The toilet paper they go through. 116 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,843 I don't want to know what they do with it. 117 00:06:26,218 --> 00:06:28,680 Sing out, Louise Pang! 118 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,265 Um... Hello? 119 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,102 Rory? Sandee Martin from SandeeSays. You get the basket? 120 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,478 I did. Hi, Sandee. 121 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,731 Those muffins? The raspberry? Don't you want to make love to them? 122 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:39,982 Multiple times, yes. 123 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,859 When am I getting you to join my team? 124 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,820 That's so flattering. I don't think... 125 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:47,073 No! This thing we've got here, it doesn't end till I hear a yes. 126 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,575 I'm just kinda busy now. 127 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,118 Of course you're busy. You're Rory Gilmore. 128 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,705 But I've got plans to overtake Huffington Post in a year, 129 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,957 and I need your voice at SandeeSays to do that. 130 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,793 Sandee, thank you. The site is really great. 131 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,962 I just don't think I can devote the time right now. 132 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:03,506 - I'm on my way to London... - We'll pause. Talk to you soon. 133 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,216 Bye. 134 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,679 Small plates, high prices. That's just the way I roll, pal. 135 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,765 Gypsy, whip up a quick poutine. You're taking over Canada. 136 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,226 Whip up a what? 137 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:19,105 So we have $27 bid on Cassie's beautiful basket. 138 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,483 Do I hear a $28? 139 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,942 - Hey, let's bid. - Why? 140 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,653 Basket bidding was part of our early romance. 141 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,905 Why would I want Cassie's basket? 142 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,198 - Dirty. - Dirty. I know. 143 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:31,325 - $28! - She doesn't want you eating her basket. 144 00:07:31,408 --> 00:07:32,702 I'm gonna stop talking now. 145 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:36,330 We have a bid of $28. Do I hear $29? 146 00:07:36,413 --> 00:07:38,625 - $29! - You're bidding against yourself. 147 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,043 It's for a good cause. $30! 148 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,552 Okay. The tambourine is scaring them. 149 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,304 They'll get used to it. Just like electricity at night. 150 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,433 - Your mother is a woman of vision. - Always. 151 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:59,896 - Oh, hey, my dad's here. - Oh, hi, Mr. Kim. 152 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,191 - Jackson. - Hey, Lorelai. 153 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,652 Hey. 154 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,737 - No Sookie? - Oh, she wanted to come, 155 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,406 but something started sprouting from the steps to the backyard. 156 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,117 She wanted to see if it was edible. I'm not kidding. 157 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,663 Jackson, you're the Virgin Islands and Qatar. 158 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,123 Burundi, I need to talk to you! 159 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,002 - Do I want to know what that was about? - I'd stay out of it. 160 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,630 Okay. It's probably best. 161 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:28,591 - What's the big deal? - What's the big deal? 162 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:32,011 - Do you not have eyes? - Kirk, calm down. What is the problem? 163 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:35,431 - This man is the problem. - It's a classic Vietnamese dish. 164 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:39,310 - It's pig genocide and nothing less. - It's delicious. 165 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,938 - Do you wanna take this inside? - What does that mean? 166 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,481 We're outside, sir, so we can only take this inside. 167 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,858 Calm down, Kirk. Come on, man. 168 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,444 It... it's not Phan's fault. A pig is food. 169 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,529 Et tu, Luke? 170 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:52,239 But I saw you inhale a BLT at the diner yesterday. 171 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,367 - Yeah. - A BLT is lettuce, tomato, and... 172 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,371 - I'm a monster. - Sorry, Kirk. 173 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,248 Oh, God. Oh, God. 174 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,876 Mmm. 175 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,090 I know I'm not the one you wanted eating your basket, Cassie, 176 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,550 but this is really good. 177 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,562 Red and rashy. All over my chin, all down my neck. 178 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,981 You can't see it 'cause of the makeup. It's this weather. 179 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,107 Oh, one more, love. 180 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,734 - Are you good? - This is just water. 181 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:31,112 It's like winter is Hitler and my skin is Poland. 182 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:34,448 Come April, my face is like one of Shakespeare's first folios. 183 00:09:34,531 --> 00:09:37,910 - You don't have these problems, do you? - I'm lucky. 184 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:41,873 Oh, your cheeks are like two white apples. 185 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,000 Look at her cheeks. 186 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,629 Tell me you don't want to take a bite out of those cheeks. 187 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,172 - I do. - Okay. So, uh, Naomi. 188 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,716 - Yes. - I was thinking 189 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,010 maybe we could talk about the theme of the book. 190 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,221 That would be me. I mean, I'm the theme, right? 191 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,807 For sure. But there are many ways to approach you. 192 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,935 I'm not approachable. Oh, it's my mother's fault. 193 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,229 I hate my mother. Oh! 194 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,106 Don't write that. 195 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,483 - Don't write that. - But I'm a writer. 196 00:10:09,566 --> 00:10:12,153 Sweetie, you want facts. Facts are what you want. 197 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:13,613 Well, facts are dull. 198 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,282 - Oh, thank you. - Well, not so much in a biography. 199 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:19,994 Oh. Well, let's not do that. A biography. 200 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,079 Let's do something fresh. 201 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,790 Like, uh... 202 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,458 - Let's make it a children's book. - A children's book? 203 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,252 It could deal in archetypes. 204 00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:31,172 A whale and a rabbit. One of them can represent me. 205 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,840 Are you the whale or the rabbit? 206 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,968 Mmm. I don't know. Thoughts? 207 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:41,140 Here's one. Uh, why don't we just focus on your story for now, 208 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,685 and we'll talk about the whale and the rabbit later? 209 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:47,313 Darling Boswell, I do so want to be in sync with you. 210 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:51,400 Oh. No, we are in sync. I swear. I... I really believe that. 211 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:54,361 Aren't these glasses gorgeous? 212 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,573 They won't tell me where they get them from. They're proprietary. 213 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,868 God, I hate England. I'm voting for Brexit. 214 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,619 It's just a protest vote. It'll never win. 215 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,872 - A whale and a rabbit. - It's not funny. 216 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,624 - It's pretty funny. - And she kept coming back to it, 217 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,502 comparing the archetypes to characters in a play by Aeschylus. 218 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:14,131 You haven't lived until you've heard a tipsy Brit pronounce Aeschylus. 219 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,008 Aeschylus is hard even when you're not tipsy. 220 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,052 It was like her lips were falling off. 221 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:22,098 Try convincing her that Willy Loman is not one of the characters in Aeschylus. 222 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,434 - Oh, well, I'm learning so much here. - She had five martinis. Five. 223 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:28,437 She got there before I did. I don't know what she had before. 224 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,272 I've read about this woman. It all aligns. 225 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,692 I did, too. Her decades of breaking barriers and empowering women. 226 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,986 Her drunken, naked tirade through glassware at Harrods. 227 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,866 Halfway through her third martini, she asked to lick my juicy apple cheeks. 228 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,700 Ooh, do I want to know what that means? 229 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,995 - My brain is fried. - Let's talk about something else. 230 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,206 Oh, Condé Nast. Just got the message. Pushed again. 231 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,584 - You're kidding. - I know I'm not their highest priority, 232 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:54,296 but Condé Nast asked for this meeting. Months ago. This came from them. 233 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,759 Condé Nast? Procrastinators supreme. May I? 234 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,135 Help yourself. 235 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,805 How you doing, Rory? Long time, no see. 236 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,766 It's been a very long time. 237 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,642 I didn't know you two were still in touch. 238 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,770 Rory was passing through town on a job, and I begged her to have lunch. 239 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,438 Hmm. Nothing better to do? 240 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,607 He did beg. 241 00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,777 What about Condé Nast? Are they dicking you around? 242 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,695 No. Just... lots of postponements. 243 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,657 - You want me to make a call? - To Condé Nast? 244 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,784 I can set a meeting, make it stick. It's no problem. 245 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,788 No, that's okay. Thank you, Mr. Huntzberger. 246 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,164 What brings you into town? 247 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:32,126 She's working on a book proposal. Co-writing with Naomi Shropshire. 248 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:36,130 Naomi Shropshire? Have some hangover medicine ready. 249 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,882 She's a character. 250 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,551 - But that's what makes her unique. - Ah, I gotta go. 251 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,887 Um, hey, the party next week for your uncle... 252 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,389 - Is Odette coming? - She will be there. 253 00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:48,350 Gets engaged to a girl who lives in another country. Smart girl. 254 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,812 And Condé Nast? The offer stands. 255 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,188 You're very nice. Thank you. 256 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,107 I believe that's the first time anyone's said that to me. 257 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,567 I mean, someone... 258 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,527 not sticking a shiv in my back. 259 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,321 See ya. 260 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,701 - How did this happen? - It's okay. 261 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,995 - He's seen us. - As far as he knows, we're just friends. 262 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,331 Of all the millions of restaurants, he walks in here? 263 00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:12,834 What? 264 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,628 - Eh, this is one of the family holdings. - 'Course it is. 265 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,298 Why do you think I sprung for the $300 bottle of wine? 266 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:33,062 All the town fire hydrants will remain red in color 267 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,940 until the county rules on our request to customize them 268 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:39,902 based on each corner's individual aesthetic. 269 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,447 Now, as some of you will recall, two months ago I announced 270 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:47,493 that we will be holding the first annual Stars Hollow Gay Pride Parade. 271 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,246 2016 was the perfect year to hold it 272 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,999 because it coincided with an important date. 273 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,210 The 70th birthday of one Miss Liza Minnelli. 274 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,170 That's Liza with a "Z." 275 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,048 - We know how to spell, Taylor. - He's always been condescending. 276 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,260 But I have to inform you that after exhaustive research 277 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,971 and an informal census, we made a surprising discovery. 278 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,306 There just aren't enough gays in Stars Hollow. 279 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,600 - How is that possible? - We have such cute houses. 280 00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:12,851 And antique shops. 281 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:17,106 We asked for volunteers to come forward. So far the list is miniscule. 282 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,357 We have Donald... 283 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,276 - Hi, everybody. - Donald's a pro. 284 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,820 who will be marching with his chow chow, Sherlock. 285 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,197 - Sherlock's gay? - No, he's just my dog. 286 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,408 Adele and Lois have signed up. 287 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,160 - Adele and Lois are a couple? - Shh. 288 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,328 Astonishingly, that's it. 289 00:14:31,828 --> 00:14:34,623 I have contacted some of the mayors of neighboring towns, 290 00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:37,543 to see if they would lend us some of their gays, 291 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,880 but, uh, so far not a one has cooperated. 292 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,506 - Ingrates. - Is this really happening? 293 00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:46,260 We lent them our riding mowers one year. Why can't they lend us their gays? 294 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,678 Tell that to Hank from Woodbury. 295 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,180 Donald, ask your cute friend Cliff to march with you. 296 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,349 - Cliff would do it. - Cliff is straight. 297 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,559 Get outta here. 298 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,894 - Donald's gay? - Shh. 299 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,689 - But I'm confused. - So we're just stuck, people. Stuck. 300 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,942 - Taylor, question. - Yes, Gypsy? 301 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,402 Are you sure there isn't anybody you're leaving out? 302 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,238 Anyone else who could march in this thing? 303 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,781 Anyone at all? 304 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,746 - Nope. - Well, there you go. 305 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,083 So, with apologies to Miss Liza Minnelli, 306 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,877 we'll table the parade for now and see what we come up with next year. 307 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,129 Sorry, Donald. 308 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,506 Oh, Cliff and I are going kayaking that day anyway. 309 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,425 Now, on to our last order of business... 310 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,552 Uh, Lorelai, maybe you can pay attention here. 311 00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:31,263 - This concerns you. - You've got my full attention. 312 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:35,184 I believe that bag of profiteroles has at least part of your attention. 313 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,895 Well, develop a creamy filling, and I'm all yours. 314 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,896 Now, as many of you know, 315 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:44,110 a big Hollywood movie is being filmed in our neighboring town of Woodbury. 316 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,530 I lobbied to have the movie shot here in Stars Hollow, but Woodbury won out. 317 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,199 - Good. - No, bad. 318 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,036 Because all the big-name stars of the movie are staying in Woodbury, 319 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,456 but my little birds are telling me that a bunch of B-level actors 320 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,915 are staying at the Dragonfly. 321 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,002 What? 322 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,338 Yeah, so? 323 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:08,592 We can't have Stars Hollow known as a place that welcomes B-level actors. 324 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:11,053 Who's staying at the Dragonfly, Taylor? 325 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,056 - Guys, this is private information. - Xander Sackovich. 326 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,349 - He's there. - Who? 327 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,518 - Exactly. - How did you get my guest list? 328 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,853 - Dexter Schmid. - Now you're making that up. 329 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:22,606 - He's on the list. - Who are your little birds? 330 00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:25,234 "Lydia Papadokolis, Tara Grabowski." 331 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,195 What does it matter who's staying at Lorelai's place? 332 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,489 And how is that any of your business? 333 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:34,826 If you must know, our tax base is receding. Alarmingly. 334 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:38,664 And it's the tax base that pays for gazebo upkeep, 335 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,416 street sweeping, twinkle lights. 336 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,710 If we want to remain a world-class tourist destination, 337 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,671 we cannot lower our standards. 338 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,174 These are paying guests. Who cares what they've done? 339 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,010 I brought up a couple of their credits on my phone. 340 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,179 Sackovich did Law And Order. 341 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,471 That's not very impressive. 342 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,598 Yeah, who hasn't done the mother lode? 343 00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:01,853 Tara Grabowski did an independent movie and a two-episode arc on Blue Bloods. 344 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:02,938 Bit of a stretch. 345 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,067 You can't call two episodes an arc. That's misleading. 346 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,403 And are these washouts spending money around town? 347 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,031 Adding to the tax base? I'm not seeing that. 348 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:16,118 - They're probably studying their lines. - And having sex. They have a lot of sex. 349 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,869 My little birds are telling me 350 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,832 that the A-listers are throwing money around Woodbury like there's no tomorrow. 351 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,752 Matthew McConaughey buys three newspapers a day. 352 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,338 I like that about him. 353 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:31,008 Jessica Chastain bought a full bag of assorted toiletries 354 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,552 and two sun dresses. Money in the bank. 355 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,139 Taylor, you want a surefire way to bring in cash, open a bar. 356 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,390 And keep it open late. 357 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,184 It'd be a windfall. 358 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,144 We'll open a bar over my dead body. 359 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,896 Well then, why don't you just start taxing the Secret Bar? 360 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,235 - The what? - Nothing. 361 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,114 All right. It's getting late, people. Let's adjourn. 362 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:59,536 Lorelai, at least find out if any of your B-listers are gay 363 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,622 and if they're willing to march in a parade? 364 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,039 No, Taylor. 365 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,041 I'm an island. 366 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,881 - Where have you been? - At a meeting with the accountant. 367 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,550 Oh, that's great. I'm sprinting around like a madman, 368 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,012 keeping this tiny place running, and you're off whooping it up. 369 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,764 Whooping it up? I barely kept my eyes open. 370 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,599 Hold on. These are heavy. 371 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,727 Excuse me. 372 00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:27,273 I know you're disappointed that we have no exercise equipment, 373 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,901 so I ran home and I brought you some of my own personal dumbbells. 374 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,987 They're pretty small. I'm used to working with big dumbbells. 375 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,740 Yes. So am I. 376 00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:40,536 - Excuse me. Lorelai! - Ah. What? 377 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,788 Have you looked these people up? They are B-level. 378 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,541 - No. Not this again. - And the one with the skateboard? 379 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,876 He doesn't ride it. He just carries it around. 380 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,085 I'm not listening to you. 381 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,921 The girls all stand at the mirror, 382 00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,798 looking at themselves like they're God's gift, 383 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,759 making it impossible for me to stand at the mirror and look at myself. 384 00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:57,052 - Enough. - And the boys 385 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,305 stare at their phones with their mouths open. 386 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,847 They never close them. 387 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,350 They all have stupid ventriloquist dummy mouths! 388 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,685 And what is the mother lode? 389 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,854 They keep telling stories about the mother lode. 390 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,440 Hey, what is the matter with you? You've been spitting nails all week. 391 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,986 Are you aware that the A-listers in this movie are all staying in Woodbury? 392 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,655 - Painfully. - At the Cheshire Cat. The Cheshire Cat. 393 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,032 With their watery orange juice, scratchy towels 394 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,659 and really stinky croissants. 395 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,413 - Yes, we're better than the Cheshire Cat. - We are better, but they have suites. 396 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,499 Big, comfy suites with soaking tubs and mini-fridges. 397 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,585 - We hate mini-fridges. - Of course we do. 398 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,880 But Jack Black wants a mini-fridge. Cate Blanchett wants a mini-fridge. 399 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,591 It's Dexter Schmid and Lydia Papadokolis 400 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,386 who compromise their standards and stay in our tiny rooms without mini-fridges. 401 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,054 Our rooms are beautiful. 402 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,016 But no Nespresso machines. 403 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,351 Daniel Radcliffe likes his ristretto in the morning 404 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,395 and his half-decaffeinato in the evening, 405 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,398 while he reads the papers he borrowed from Matthew McConaughey. 406 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,524 How do you know all this? 407 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,319 - We don't have a spa or a gym. - We don't have the space. 408 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,613 These people care about their pecs and their glutes. 409 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,366 They work them out. Then they want them oiled, rubbed and scraped. 410 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,076 Then they like to sit in their suites and soak in their tub 411 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,370 and have juice that they kept cold in their mini-fridge. 412 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,247 We've peaked! Let's face it, we've peaked. 413 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,541 - Michel... - It's all downhill from here. 414 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,959 Our destinies are set, 415 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,712 and Jennifer Lawrence is never, ever going to stay here. 416 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,466 And what's the point of living if we are never going to bag Jennifer Lawrence? 417 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,304 Liz... Liz, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. 418 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,348 This is a lot to digest. 419 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,391 Say that again? Uh-huh. 420 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,601 - You ready? - Hit me. 421 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,270 - My sister's joined a cult. - Which one? 422 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,021 I'm trying to figure that out. Liz? 423 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,357 Oh, hi, T.J. Yeah, what is the cult? 424 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,608 Uh-huh, I see. 425 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,528 No, no, no, it makes perfect sense. It's a vegetable cult. 426 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,780 - Ah. One of those. - They joined it by accident. 427 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,573 How do you accidentally join a cult? 428 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,409 - It's Liz and T.J. - Grab some wine. 429 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,411 Yeah, all right. Talk to my brother-in-law. 430 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,829 Hi, T.J. Oh, hi, Liz. It's Lorelai. 431 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,123 How do you accidentally join a cult? 432 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,417 Uh-huh. I see. 433 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,295 Oh, that makes perfect sense. 434 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,963 They signed up for a co-op that has great vegetables, 435 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,465 filled out the paperwork, signed it, 436 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,051 and it turned out to be a cult that grows vegetables. 437 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,262 - They can't get out of it? - You can't get out of it? 438 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,347 Got it. Not for six million years. 439 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,182 At least there's a cut-off date. Here. 440 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,019 Liz? Oh, hi, T.J. Listen, can I call you back? 441 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,772 I don't know, sometime before the six million years is up? 442 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:14,690 Will that work? 443 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,941 Great. Bye. 444 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,485 Those vegetables better be fresh and crunchy. 445 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,946 - I don't want to talk about it. - Then let's not... 446 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,573 Here, sit. Sit. 447 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,868 Got chicken scaloppini for you, linguine with meatballs for me... 448 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,621 and a hanger steak for Paul Anka. 449 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,875 - Hey, how was work? - Crazy. By which I mean, Michel is crazy. 450 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,462 - Ah, what else is new? - He's been on edge lately. 451 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,672 - He says we've peaked. - How have you peaked? 452 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,674 The place has been booked solid since you opened. 453 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,342 But it's so small. Just ten rooms 454 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,678 and no suites, no mini-fridge and no room to grow. 455 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,262 - You don't need to grow. - Tell him. 456 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,182 Why does everything need to grow? If something's good, keep it the same. 457 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,227 - Yeah, but I kinda get what he's saying... - No, you don't need more. 458 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:53,895 Okay. 459 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,982 Listen... I don't mean to be so firm about this, 460 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,234 but don't let a guy like Michel get in your head, okay? 461 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,737 He's been complaining for 20 years. Let him complain. 462 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,447 - I know. - You want me to talk to him? 463 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,866 The last time you talked to him, he spent an hour crying. 464 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,493 Well, something good came out of it. 465 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,425 - Hey, check on Paul Anka. - I'm on it. 466 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,771 Gotta go out, poochy? 467 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:37,481 Clearly. 468 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,733 You all set, bud? 469 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,070 All set. Squirrel! 470 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,739 - You hungry, bud? - When am I not? 471 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,995 Then I fell back to sleep 472 00:22:52,078 --> 00:22:55,666 and the real Paul Anka serenaded me with a medley of lullabies. 473 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,834 - That's very sweet of him. - I know. 474 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,295 I feel weirdly bonded with the real Paul Anka over this. 475 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,964 It's my third dream about him this year. What does that mean? 476 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,008 Good thing we didn't name him Mickey Rourke. 477 00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:07,093 Hey, have you ever heard of Dexter Schmid? 478 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,887 - Is that a band? - No, an actor. 479 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:09,971 Don't think so. 480 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,848 - Tawny Shaverkian? - Nope. 481 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,809 - Lynix Hatlestad? - Who are these people? 482 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,268 Actors staying at the inn. 483 00:23:15,351 --> 00:23:16,645 - Kind of B-level. - That's mean. 484 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,606 That's what everyone's calling them. They bought out the whole inn. 485 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,941 - That's good. - Yeah. 486 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:23,276 But we should've bagged Jennifer Lawrence, right? 487 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,820 Why Jennifer Lawrence? 488 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,863 'Cause that's who you try to bag. She's the goods. 489 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,074 "She's the goods"? What is that, hotel lingo? 490 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:32,369 - The ones who are here are B-level kids... - Call them something else. 491 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,955 These younger, less-credited thespians, 492 00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,707 they all use their original names. No one changes them anymore. 493 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,251 - What's with that? - They like them. 494 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,961 Tawny Shaverkian likes her name? 495 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,754 - It's not bad. - My generation, 496 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,381 we got Natalie Portman, not Natalie Hershlag. 497 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:46,716 Someone's been on Google... 498 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,678 We got Joaquin Phoenix, not Joaquin Bottom. 499 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,722 - Oh, you're making that up. - No. 500 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,600 Who wants to see Virginia McMath dance with Frederick Austerlitz? 501 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,267 - Is that Ginger and Fred? - Yeah. 502 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,269 You sound very worked up. Are you okay? 503 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,021 Michel's leaving. 504 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,066 - No, he's not. - Well, he's getting restless. 505 00:24:03,149 --> 00:24:04,359 Well, that's just Michel. 506 00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:06,236 Play him some Skrillex. That always calms him. 507 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,947 The Dragonfly was a dream Sookie and I had. 508 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,406 It was a pals' place. 509 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,785 And then she left, which sucked, but I still had Michel. 510 00:24:14,285 --> 00:24:18,081 And Michel... He's for me what Paris is for you. 511 00:24:18,164 --> 00:24:20,917 - Your angry friend. - My angry friend. 512 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,169 - He's not leaving. - How much longer are you there? 513 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,172 Not much longer. I'll see you soon. 514 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,422 Didi's not sick of you yet? 515 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,092 - Didi? - British Didi? 516 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,262 Oh, no. Um... 517 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,389 Not sick yet. I do the dishes. 518 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:36,182 Oh, for Didi you do the dishes. 519 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,686 - I have to go. - Thanks for letting me bend your ear. 520 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,063 - Michel's not leaving. - Bye. 521 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,360 Oh, you'd look good in a suit. Yes, you would. 522 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,208 Well, I just wanna say... 523 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,671 - I'm sorr... - Do not do that again. 524 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,759 You ever think about putting in a salad bar? 525 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,306 What a day! 526 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:18,892 - What a beautiful day! - He did not sound like that! 527 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,770 Yes, we called him Trombone Stan. He did! 528 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,565 - I never called him that. - Hello, Lorelai. 529 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,317 - How've your grades been? - Stop. 530 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,319 Fine. Pretty good, Stan. 531 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:30,862 Pretty good's enough 532 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:34,825 - for Trombone Stan. - Really, stop! Stop! 533 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,873 So that's it? Trombone Stan and you're out? 534 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,459 Not unless you want some Timpani Tom. 535 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,795 - Are you hearing this? - Timpani Tom. 536 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,547 And you have nothing else to say? No outstanding issues? 537 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,550 Nope. I'm all good. You? 538 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,887 As a matter of fact, I do have a few outstanding issues. 539 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,889 Poked the bear. Poked the bear. 540 00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,975 A girl gets pregnant at 16 541 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:03,144 and takes off without leaving so much as a forwarding address. 542 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,438 - Oh, my God. Hornet's nest. - Excuse me? 543 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:09,359 Mom, are we really gonna go back over this ancient history again? 544 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,195 - We've moved so far past this. - Well, clearly I haven't. 545 00:26:12,278 --> 00:26:15,573 But that was eons ago, and we've had so much contact since then, 546 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:19,035 and you got Rory back in your life. Why? Why are we doing this? 547 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,747 You asked if I had issues, and I have issues. 548 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,124 Really, a salad bar, a Color Me Mine. 549 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:27,335 Here's another one. After years of absence, 550 00:26:27,418 --> 00:26:30,505 she deigns to come back into our lives when she needs money. 551 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:33,383 For Rory. It was for my daughter. And it was a loan. 552 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,135 Ancient history. Issue resolved. 553 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:38,054 She's hidden just about every relationship she's ever had from me. 554 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,015 Yes. Yes, that has been my habit. 555 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,808 She's smarted off in front of other family 556 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,185 and in front of friends too many times to count. 557 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,271 It takes her days to return phone calls. 558 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,273 I give her presents and never see her using them. 559 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,524 I have specific tastes. 560 00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:53,194 The maid once saw me napping, and Lorelai told her I was bourboned up. 561 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,321 It was a joke. It was a joke. 562 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:59,450 And never will I forgive her for that heinous letter she sent on my birthday. 563 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:01,536 Whoa. What? What letter? 564 00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:04,998 With the accusations, the profanity, the abuse. The letter. 565 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,416 Uh, that wasn't me. 566 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,419 - Of course it was. Who else would it be? - That definitely wasn't me. 567 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,838 I'm not Edith Wharton. I don't write letters. 568 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:13,548 Well, that's absurd. I recall it clearly. 569 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,884 You're not, 'cause it never happened. 570 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:19,012 It was on my bed. I remember the envelope and the color of the ink. 571 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:22,098 No. Unh-unh. Look, I will cop to the other stuff, okay? 572 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,060 Embarrassing you in front of guests, hiding my relationships... 573 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,021 But I won't admit to writing some terrible letter on your birthday, 574 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:29,898 because it never happened. It never happened. 575 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:32,817 - Well, I'm saying it did. - Ladies, I'm afraid we have to stop. 576 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,779 - Mom, I did not write that letter. - And I say you did. 577 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,072 Somebody's waiting. I'm sorry. 578 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,449 She's been holding onto this for years, and it's not true. 579 00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,659 It's not true. Mom, it's not true. 580 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,037 - We'll talk about this next week. - No, I... 581 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,456 You can't leave this room thinking that I did that. 582 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,333 - I won't let you. - Give me my purse. 583 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,752 - We're extending our time. - I'm afraid that's impossible. 584 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,879 Fine! We'll... we'll settle this next week! 585 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:55,256 - Ridiculous! - Lorelai, my purse! 586 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,300 Lorelai, I need my keys. 587 00:27:57,383 --> 00:28:00,303 Naomi, you're saying so many things at once. Slow down. 588 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:02,848 I'm British, Rory. We speak fast. Catch up. 589 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,557 Winston Churchill didn't speak fast. 590 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,644 Why are you talking about that fat poof when my whole life is falling apart? 591 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:12,315 You used to like my historical references. She called Winston Churchill a fat poof. 592 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,192 What did he do other than save the world? 593 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:15,318 Who are you talking to? 594 00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:17,695 - No one. - Were you listening before? 595 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,490 George is not returning my calls. 596 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:23,910 - He's not following my tweets. - I thought your boyfriend was Colin. 597 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,787 Oh, for the love of God. That was weeks ago. 598 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,039 You Americans really don't listen. 599 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:31,084 - No, I listen... - I am on a ledge here. 600 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,545 - Uh, wait, are you literally on a ledge? - What? 601 00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:37,382 You see, I don't think you have the humor to do this book. 602 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,967 You don't get nuance. 603 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,468 No, I get nuance. 604 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,763 And you flat out dismissed my whale and mouse story. 605 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:44,848 No, I didn't. 606 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,017 - And it was a rabbit, not a mouse. - No. 607 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,226 It was a mouse. 608 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,477 - A rabbit. - A mouse. 609 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,645 It was a rabbit. 610 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,355 It's the gentile Fiddler On The Roof. 611 00:28:52,438 --> 00:28:55,483 Okay. You're right. It was a mouse. And you're the mouse. 612 00:28:55,566 --> 00:28:57,903 No. No, darling. No. 613 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,322 I'm the whale. Why in God's name would I be a mouse? 614 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:05,076 - I must be mistaken. - I can't possibly sit with you today. 615 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,577 Okay, can we talk tomorrow? 616 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:10,665 You say that as if there is a tomorrow. 617 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,669 The suspense is killing me. Is she the mouse or the whale? 618 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,754 It doesn't matter. 619 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,548 Next time she'll be a mongoose, a pangolin or a fruit. 620 00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:20,133 It'll be my fault for not remembering. 621 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:21,509 What did you think? 622 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,886 SandeeSays? 623 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:25,596 Layout's pretty good. Design catches your eye. 624 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,432 And attacks it with pretty, pretty colors. 625 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,309 It's an interesting mix of sweet and sour. 626 00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:32,062 Gets a little catty and gossipy. But not that I don't like gossip. 627 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,440 How many steps down is it from the New Yorker, or GQ, 628 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:37,650 or Huffington or Bazooka Comics? 629 00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:39,527 A few below the first three. 630 00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:41,487 But I love that they want you. 631 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,157 Could mean they're looking to class the joint up a bit. 632 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,203 - I gotta get going. - Mmm, but you're my pillow. 633 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,871 Sorry. 634 00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:54,667 - What time is your flight tomorrow? - Threeish. 635 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,086 But, hey, I was thinking, 636 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,296 I don't have to head back to the States so soon. 637 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,091 - Yeah? - Yeah, there's nothing pressing. 638 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:04,844 I could hang a couple more days. 639 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,179 Are you leaving town? 640 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:12,018 - Someone's coming to town? - Kind of. 641 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:14,604 - Odette. - Kind of. 642 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,399 Right, so I guess I'll go. 643 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,276 Ivy tonight? 644 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,363 - Our traditional farewell meal. - I'll send the car at 8:00. 645 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,780 Eight is great. 646 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:32,205 - What is this movie? - It's a weird one. 647 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:34,499 Kind of scary. You'll have to hold me. 648 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:36,001 Oh, I can live with that. 649 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,465 Hi, guys. 650 00:30:42,548 --> 00:30:43,549 - Hi, Lulu. - Hey, Lulu. 651 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,551 So do you guys want the love couch tonight? 652 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:48,763 The love couch? Definitely. 653 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:52,267 Kirk and I have had some crazy good times on this thing. 654 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,185 - Too late. - Oops. 655 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,520 Have fun. 656 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,732 Welcome, everyone, to the spring season 657 00:30:59,815 --> 00:31:01,943 of the Black, White and Read Movie Theater. 658 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:06,114 I am pleased to present tonight's feature film, Eraserhead. 659 00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:09,159 Now before we start, 660 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,786 the management of the theater is aware that some of you 661 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,538 have snuck food into the theater. 662 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:16,666 You should know that consuming food purchased outside of the premises 663 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,543 - is strictly prohibited. - Got it. 664 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,467 - Would it be possible to be more discreet? - No problem. 665 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,554 We got some extra link sausages if anybody wants some. 666 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:32,432 Babette, did you hear what I said about food purchased outside? 667 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:34,559 I didn't purchase this. I brought it from home. 668 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:37,062 - Yeah, chill out, man. - Hey. Hey, Kirk. 669 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,563 What is it, Pete? Talk to me. 670 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,274 I've seen Eraserhead, like, 27 times. 671 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:44,235 - Twenty-two times for us. - It was our make-out movie. 672 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,404 - Luke, how many times have you seen it? - Oh, hundreds. 673 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,739 It makes your head leave your body, doesn't it? 674 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:51,826 Yeah, my head and I take off and float around and... 675 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,120 look at the stars, and take a left on Peach Street... 676 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,330 - Get me out of this. - Fries? 677 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,456 - Mmm. - Yeah. 678 00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:59,459 Okay. Now people, I have a surprise for you. 679 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:03,421 Twelve years ago, I completed my first short film, I Love Your Daughter. 680 00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:06,549 It premiered at the Lake Chappapaqua Film Festival, 681 00:32:06,632 --> 00:32:11,054 where it won the coveted Good Try award. 682 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:14,265 Tonight, after years of labor, 683 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:19,062 I am happy to announce that my second short is finally complete. 684 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:20,981 Roll it. 685 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:37,247 Gorgeous day, don't you think? 686 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,668 This pig is for reals. 687 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,548 - Hey. That's my car. - That's our house. 688 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:48,633 Hey, that's me! 689 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,427 How did you not notice this? 690 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,936 Kirk. 691 00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:02,981 It's an omen. 692 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,609 Petal, no! 693 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,529 Poor Petal! 694 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:21,082 Petal. Come on, old buddy. 695 00:33:24,835 --> 00:33:26,712 Why won't anybody help me? 696 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:30,175 Is the world so cold? 697 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,261 Geez. Come on, people. 698 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:34,720 Not mine. 699 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,639 - Not mine. - Uh, Luke? 700 00:33:36,722 --> 00:33:37,765 What? 701 00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:40,935 Oh, shoot. Why is this ringing? 702 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,978 - Someone's calling. - Nobody calls me at night. 703 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:46,191 Come on, Luke, turn off your cell. It's distracting. 704 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,359 - That enough, baby? - That ought to do it. 705 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,903 - Who do we know in the 8-6-0? - My mother. 706 00:33:50,986 --> 00:33:52,447 - My mother! - Your mother? 707 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,240 - That's my mother. - Why is she calling me? 708 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:55,950 - I don't know. - She never calls me. 709 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,493 - Don't pick up. - I'm not picking up. 710 00:33:57,577 --> 00:34:00,330 Why is this ringing so much? 711 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,041 Because that's the same phone Alexander Graham Bell yelled, 712 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,875 "Watson, come here. I want you," into. 713 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,555 She left a message. 714 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:19,140 Here. 715 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,064 - What? No. - What? What? 716 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,773 - That's not happening. - What? 717 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:30,110 She wants you to come over for dinner next week. 718 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,486 - Me? - Yes. 719 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:32,820 - Just me? - Just you. 720 00:34:32,903 --> 00:34:34,239 That's not happening. 721 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:37,908 She has an urgent matter she needs to discuss with you. 722 00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:39,577 - What is it? - I don't know. 723 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,912 - How did she get my number? - I don't know. 724 00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:43,623 - Why? - Why? 725 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,792 Why? 726 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,380 We should probably paint that out. 727 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,423 - I guess I gotta go, right? - You're not going. 728 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:55,218 It's your mother. She'll hound me until I do. 729 00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:56,886 - If you're going, I'm going. - Yeah... 730 00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,848 - Okay, how about you go and I don't go? - Well, frankly, she asked for you. 731 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,892 Let's never go into battle together. 732 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:11,734 I know exactly how that pig feels. 733 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:23,163 Hey, was Michel in today? Did I miss him? 734 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:26,291 It said on the schedule he's on vacation. New York, I think. 735 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,543 Right. A lot of hotels in New York. 736 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,795 - Hmm. - Thank you. 737 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,220 Hey, Rachael. 738 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,681 - Lorelai, hey! - How's it going? 739 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:44,600 Oh, it's great. I love this kitchen. 740 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,395 - Mmm. - Sookie set it up so great. 741 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,104 Yeah, she's a pip. 742 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:53,193 You know, I got soup and sammies for days in here. 743 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:57,363 - Try one. They're delish. - Well, if they're delish... 744 00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,324 You seem sad. 745 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,784 - Oh, he's gonna leave. - Who? 746 00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:03,286 Michel. Have you met him yet? 747 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:06,622 Oh yeah. I couldn't understand a word he said. 748 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:09,667 - That's him. - So, he's gonna leave. Why? 749 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,670 Because it's not enough. I get it. I've known him a long time. 750 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,589 - Mmm. - I was a maid first at this other inn, 751 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,965 and I got promoted. 752 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:18,468 On my first day, he was the only one who would tell me 753 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,095 I had a weird stain on my Thompson Twins T-shirt and, 754 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,181 by the way, I shouldn't be wearing a T-shirt 755 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,682 now that I'm working the front desk. 756 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:27,893 - And you understood all that? - He always had my back. 757 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:31,356 Maybe you're reading this wrong. Maybe he doesn't want to leave, 758 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,316 and you're making yourself crazy for nothing. 759 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,067 That would be nice. 760 00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:38,196 Life has a way of just sort of working itself out. 761 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:42,033 Yeah, you're right. I should just chill. 762 00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:43,451 - Yeah. - Thank you. 763 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,287 You're welcome. Anything else? 764 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,498 - Yeah, I have to let you go. - What? 765 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,083 The pop-up's not working out. No one's eating anything. 766 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,877 But they're not eating anything out there 767 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,130 because they have to take their clothes off for that movie tomorrow. 768 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,715 Sorry. 769 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:02,928 Okay, uh, I guess I'll just clean up a little and I'll go. 770 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:04,639 Take your time. 771 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,518 Mmm, really good sammie. 772 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:14,315 Okay. This is the spot to breathe deeply. 773 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,567 You may not get another chance. 774 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,985 - Oh, God. - What? 775 00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,320 - What? - I swallowed a bug. 776 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,572 - Oh. Well... - It's lodged in there. 777 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:25,285 - Oh no. Well, okay. Let's do this. - Okay. Let's do it. 778 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,452 Okay. 779 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:28,954 Berta! Hi! We've met. 780 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,122 - Hola, hello. - Hello. 781 00:37:30,205 --> 00:37:31,499 What are you doing here? 782 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:34,960 - We're here for dinner. - But you weren't invited. 783 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:37,963 Mom, you left a message about dinner. So here we are. 784 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,049 You weren't invited. Hello, Luke. 785 00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:41,342 Hello, Mrs. Gilmore. 786 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,968 You weren't invited. 787 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:45,388 Really, Mom, work on your hosting skills a little. 788 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:47,307 Well, you're here now. 789 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,642 See? A warm welcome makes all the difference. 790 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,102 Come in, I guess. I wasn't expecting both of you. 791 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,896 - I sent three e-mails. - I didn't get them. 792 00:37:53,979 --> 00:37:56,816 - Well, I sent them. - I don't understand e-mail. 793 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:57,983 What's this? 794 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,069 Berta's second cousins are fixing my curtains. 795 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:02,237 So much talent. Luke, you want a drink? 796 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:04,407 Yes, please. 797 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,076 - What's wrong with your throat? - I swallowed a bug. 798 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,078 Why would you do that? 799 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:10,913 How about scotch? Feels like a scotch night. 800 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:11,914 Coming up. 801 00:38:11,997 --> 00:38:14,334 Oh, now who's that? 802 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:19,046 - I'm not gonna make it. - Luke, come on. 803 00:38:19,129 --> 00:38:23,092 Remember your last name. Danes. The Anglo-Saxon word for warrior. 804 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,553 It means that you're a fighter. You're a conqueror! 805 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,097 No, it doesn't. "Danes" means, like, valley, or something. 806 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,140 It's a farmer's name. My ancestors raised sheep. 807 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:33,018 Well, they defended those sheep with all they had. 808 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:36,105 Hail to the Danes, brave soldiers of the sheep! 809 00:38:37,022 --> 00:38:38,899 - Hey, kid! - Hi, guys. 810 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,193 - She wasn't invited. - Ah, this again? 811 00:38:41,276 --> 00:38:43,654 Grandma, you forgot. You said I could stay the night. 812 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,366 - I'm heading to Chilton in the morning. - Your Chilton alumni event. 813 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,535 Of course. I forgot. You can stay. 814 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:50,953 Jury's still out on me? 815 00:38:51,036 --> 00:38:52,788 You said it. I didn't. 816 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,291 Hi, Grandpa. 817 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,002 Grandma, are my boxes still in the guest room? 818 00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:01,047 - Some. I gave a bunch of them to Berta. - What? 819 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,299 I thought you said you don't wear that stuff anymore. 820 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,968 Grandma, my lucky outfit could be in one of those boxes. 821 00:39:06,051 --> 00:39:08,095 Well, don't worry. She keeps everything. 822 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,014 Just go through her closet. She won't mind. 823 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,391 Thank you. 824 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,810 - Bring yours into the study. - Okay. 825 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,104 Just me and Luke. 826 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,190 Protect those sheep. Defend those sheep! 827 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:26,530 Sit. 828 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:32,286 - You ever been in here? - Once. It's, uh, woody. 829 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,540 You can still smell Richard's cigars. I like that smell. 830 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:36,791 It's a good smell. 831 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:38,959 Do you have a will? 832 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,295 - A will? - A will. You need a will. 833 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,089 If you go first and your affairs aren't in order, 834 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,926 it all comes crashing down on my daughter's head. Do you want that? 835 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,553 - No. - Do you know when you will die? 836 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:49,679 Not offhand. 837 00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:53,599 Richard had an actuarial life table for all the family members, including you. 838 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,851 A prediction of everybody's day of death. 839 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:58,103 It's remarkably accurate. 840 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,856 He included some close friends, too. 841 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:04,610 He nailed Stuart Carrington's death within an hour. 842 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:06,070 He was so proud of that. 843 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:07,780 That's a great accomplishment. 844 00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:10,115 - This is your file. - I've got a file? 845 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,367 - You got some time left. - Well, good. 846 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:15,580 You're to use this information for your life insurance needs. 847 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,499 Again, you can't leave my daughter high and dry. 848 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,876 I'll photocopy it for you, and you can go from there. 849 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,254 - I'll... mark the date in my calendar. - Good. 850 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:26,507 Now, next piece of business. 851 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,052 Richard left you a sum of money in his will. 852 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,056 - You didn't know that. - No. 853 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,349 The money's in a trust account, 854 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,603 to be used for a specific purpose and for that purpose only. 855 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:39,687 Which is? 856 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:42,523 To expand and franchise Luke's Diner. 857 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,816 What? 858 00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:46,694 He even refers to it as the Luke's Diner Empire. 859 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:48,403 So that's it. 860 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,155 You're to use the money to build an empire. 861 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,323 Uh... 862 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:54,910 I've already contacted the best commercial real estate agent in Connecticut. 863 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:57,497 Ida Friedman. She's a real shark. 864 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,165 She eats real estate lawyers for lunch. 865 00:41:00,374 --> 00:41:03,628 - You look stunned. - Well, this is a lot to take in. 866 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,880 Luke, when are you going to get moving? 867 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,007 When are you going to embrace your future? 868 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:09,675 Tonight? 869 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:11,511 Good answer. 870 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,680 - Need a refresh? - Mom, where's Luke? 871 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:17,141 - He was right behind me. - I'm right here. 872 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:19,309 I need to check on dinner, set some extra plates. 873 00:41:19,393 --> 00:41:22,605 If you see Berta's sister Isabella, ask her to fill the water glasses? 874 00:41:24,314 --> 00:41:25,775 - Well? - I'm starting an empire. 875 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,317 - What? - That word was in there. 876 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:29,904 - Bold letters, all caps. "Empire." - What are you talking about? 877 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:31,531 She wants me to franchise Luke's. 878 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:34,116 Actually, your father wants me to franchise Luke's. 879 00:41:34,199 --> 00:41:36,827 - What? - Richard put money in a trust account. 880 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,913 I'm supposed to call Ida and franchise the diner. 881 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,415 - I'm sweating through everything now. - Not gonna happen. 882 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,709 - I've got a shark. - Give me that. 883 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:46,336 Not gonna happen. Trust me. 884 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:07,733 Say, I believe I recognize you from my school days. 885 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:10,360 And I you. Good to see you, old chum. 886 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:13,948 Ah, Chilton. 887 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:17,785 "I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; 888 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,454 even so, they have made me." 889 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:30,673 - Oh, my God. Were we ever this young? - Never. 890 00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:34,468 Oh, hey, it's Mr. Sanders from AP Physics. Hey, Mr. Sanders! 891 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,845 Oh, no. 892 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,388 What's up his ass? 893 00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:40,600 There they are. Two of our finest. 894 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:41,934 How are you, Rory? 895 00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:44,019 Very well. Good to see you, Headmaster Charleston. 896 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:47,898 Paris, you're looking well, prosperous... happy? 897 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,483 How old is that drinking fountain? 898 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,570 I don't know. Twenty years, maybe more. 899 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:55,656 A drinking fountain contains more rotavirus than a toilet. 900 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,282 This is the first I've heard of it. 901 00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,952 Chipped in $100,000 to the capital improvement plan. 902 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:01,662 Where are the capital improvements? 903 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:05,124 Your money was well spent, Paris, and appreciated. 904 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:07,376 Come, come, we have some time. Sit with me. 905 00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:21,348 I could have coffee made if you want. 906 00:43:21,431 --> 00:43:23,475 - Espresso? Cappuccino? - I'm fine. 907 00:43:23,558 --> 00:43:24,727 Nice machine, though. 908 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:28,606 - Real nice. May I ask... - I paid for it myself, Paris. 909 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,608 That wasn't necessarily my question. 910 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,652 - Can I use your john? - Uh, of course. 911 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,241 There is no one quite like Paris Geller. 912 00:43:39,324 --> 00:43:42,662 - Agreed. - So let's talk about you. 913 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,288 - Are you married? - Not yet. 914 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:45,956 Good, be picky. 915 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,626 - And where is home? - Oh, here and there. 916 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,252 A wayfarer. 917 00:43:50,335 --> 00:43:52,254 I read your New Yorker piece. 918 00:43:52,337 --> 00:43:55,257 I just stumbled on it one day. Such a nice surprise. 919 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,884 I've gotten a lot of good feedback. 920 00:43:56,967 --> 00:44:00,554 I've read of lot of your work. Slate, the Atlantic. 921 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,431 I always enjoy it. 922 00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:05,309 - Are things going well in your career? - Well enough. 923 00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:07,812 I'm sorry about your grandfather. 924 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,897 He was a friend. I miss him. 925 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,065 Me, too. 926 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:13,943 A lava stone counter. 927 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:17,112 - French, right? - It was there before me, Paris. 928 00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:19,448 - I believe you. - Sorry, I have to take this. 929 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:21,616 - Oh, please don't. - I'll be right back. 930 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:28,373 So, when was the last time someone audited your books? 931 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,668 - Hey, you. - Hey. 932 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:33,504 I had a moment. I thought I'd check in. How's my little alumnus doing? 933 00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:36,048 Great. It's fun being back here, and weird. 934 00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:38,217 - The headmaster says hi. - No, he doesn't. 935 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,761 Aren't you supposed to be in a therapy session with grandma? 936 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,847 - Yeah, but we took a break. - You're not supposed to take a break. 937 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,349 The therapist wanted the break. 938 00:44:45,432 --> 00:44:49,103 Oh, gotta go. Bye, hon. 939 00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:52,397 You smoke? 940 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,649 Uh, I just started again. 941 00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:55,776 Who was that? Luke? 942 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,821 No, it was Rory. She's doing her Chilton day. 943 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:01,156 We were just talking about Luke. 944 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,408 - You and Claudia? - He's your guy, right? 945 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,369 Yeah, he's my guy. 946 00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,246 - What? - I said nothing. 947 00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:09,123 - You said plenty. - I didn't say anything. 948 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,207 Did I say anything? 949 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:13,961 Oh, but you want to, Mom. Go ahead, get it out. 950 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,797 It's in there, I know it is. Pressure's building, steam is rising. 951 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:20,092 - She's not married, you know. - There she blows, Old Faithful. 952 00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:21,886 Stop by the gift shop on your way out. 953 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,596 - She has "a roommate." - Hear the quotes? He's not my roommate. 954 00:45:24,679 --> 00:45:26,348 - You share a bedroom. - Yes. 955 00:45:26,431 --> 00:45:29,601 Which makes you roommates with benefits. Booty buddies. 956 00:45:29,684 --> 00:45:32,229 That's what we are, Mom. Glad you're up on the lingo. 957 00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:34,273 Anything more permanent would terrify her. 958 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,316 We are permanent. We're permanent. 959 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,111 Hanging out is not permanent. Marriage is permanent. 960 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,570 "Marriage is permanent." 961 00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,198 Uh, Liz Taylor just rose from her grave to say, "What?" 962 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:45,700 Well, even Claudia just called him "your guy," 963 00:45:45,785 --> 00:45:47,369 like it's a beach blanket movie. 964 00:45:47,452 --> 00:45:49,663 We have been together, steadily, for nine years. 965 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,832 Luke hardly ever comes by the house for dinner. 966 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,959 I didn't have his number until I got it from Rory. 967 00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:56,211 You go through me to get to him. The system works. 968 00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,380 You've hardly even mentioned him in these sessions. 969 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,133 We are here to work out problems. Luke and I don't have a problem. 970 00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:03,343 My late husband was just as concerned about this. 971 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,430 - Interesting. - Chalk it up to a serious lack of hobbies. 972 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:09,141 That's why he set up that trust for Luke to expand his business, 973 00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:10,809 to give her something more permanent. 974 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,645 - You don't know what Dad was thinking. - Excuse me? 975 00:46:13,728 --> 00:46:17,232 I was his wife for 50 years. I knew his every thought. 976 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,318 We shared everything because we were married. 977 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:21,653 That bond got us through the tough times, too. 978 00:46:21,736 --> 00:46:22,863 The separation. 979 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:26,951 Our marriage brought us back together for some of our happiest years. 980 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,785 What will get you through the tough times? 981 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,121 My Wonder Woman stamina and a box of Twinkies. 982 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,457 You'll just find another roommate. Why not? 983 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:34,917 Can I bum a smoke? 984 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,794 One of you will shrug and think, 985 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,754 "What the hell, I'm outta here," pack a bag and walk off, 986 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:43,008 and the other'll stay behind and just rent space to the next person, 987 00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:44,509 - like it's an Airbnb. - Okay. 988 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,637 I have not walked out of any of these sessions, 989 00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:51,266 because it's super dramatic, but I think in this moment, it is justified, 990 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,102 'cause I don't wanna listen to this anymore. 991 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,729 - Our time is up anyway. - What? Oh, no way! 992 00:46:55,812 --> 00:46:56,939 It is. The hour's up. 993 00:46:57,022 --> 00:47:00,192 Okay, well, I am walking out of here 994 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:02,945 as if it is not over yet, so the intent is the same. 995 00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:05,280 - Fine. - We're picking this up next week. 996 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:07,366 - Fine. - Tuesday, 10:30. I insist. 997 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:14,748 Well, he needs to sign the sperm donation agreement today, okay? 998 00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:17,709 Then I don't want his sperm. No, I do not want his sperm. 999 00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:21,922 I do not wanna touch or see his sperm until I get a firm sperm agreement. 1000 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:23,715 We got it. No sperm. Wrap it up. 1001 00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:26,093 Gotta go. I'm offline for 30. I'll check in later. 1002 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:28,178 - See you afterwards? - See you afterwards. 1003 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:33,017 We all have our proclivities, right? 1004 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:36,520 The things we loved before Chilton, the subjects we wanted to study. 1005 00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:40,190 I had them. Literature, history. And I absorbed them. 1006 00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:44,569 But with time, I discovered that it's the stealth subjects, 1007 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:48,991 the ones I discovered while I was here, that really expanded my mind the most. 1008 00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:51,702 I love music. So I thought, "I'll take a music course. 1009 00:47:51,785 --> 00:47:54,204 Composition and theory. How hard could it be?" 1010 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:55,497 Well... 1011 00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:59,293 It was a struggle. Let's put it that way. 1012 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:01,795 I had this notion that somehow 1013 00:48:01,878 --> 00:48:04,839 my extensive familiarity with Nick Cave, and Radiohead, 1014 00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:08,593 and a smattering of Stravinsky destined me for success. 1015 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:11,013 So I'll never forget the day that I realized 1016 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:13,598 my composition class required composing. 1017 00:48:14,849 --> 00:48:18,437 But I did it. I composed the melody, I added the harmonies, 1018 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,605 I drew those treble and bass clefs, 1019 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,691 I wrote those whole notes, those half notes, 1020 00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:25,235 those quarter notes, those rest stops, and... 1021 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:29,448 while you'll never witness a public performance of my composition... 1022 00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:34,077 because of that experience, I can see music when I hear it. 1023 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,413 I only ever heard it before. 1024 00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:39,374 And I'll always be grateful for that. 1025 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:41,751 It's kill or be killed. 1026 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:44,046 I'm not talking The Art of War. 1027 00:48:44,129 --> 00:48:45,172 Oh, no. 1028 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,049 That's a tiptoe through the tulips 1029 00:48:47,132 --> 00:48:50,135 compared with what you're going to find beyond these walls. 1030 00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:54,431 Betrayal, deception... And that's just in the bedroom. 1031 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:58,060 That was a joke. You were supposed to laugh. 1032 00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:02,897 Now, I'm not in the habit of quoting Joseph Stalin. 1033 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:05,192 I mean, the man was a psychopath, 1034 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:09,696 and his policy of forced collectivization killed millions of his own people. 1035 00:49:09,779 --> 00:49:13,367 But I found one thing he said to be quite inspiring. 1036 00:49:17,162 --> 00:49:19,956 Well, hey, look at this. Synchronicity. 1037 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,500 How'd it go in there? 1038 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:23,877 This generation's devoid of anything resembling mirth, 1039 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,837 but I made my points. You? 1040 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,339 They're young'uns. That's for sure. 1041 00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:28,340 You got time for lunch? 1042 00:49:28,423 --> 00:49:30,133 - I'm starving. - How about Steady Eddie's? 1043 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,511 - Or the Italian place? - Is it okay if we smell like garlic? 1044 00:49:32,594 --> 00:49:35,263 Not smelling like garlic is way overrated if you ask me. 1045 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,683 So what do you think? The Italian place? Paris? 1046 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:40,019 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 1047 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,270 Oh, my God! 1048 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:47,984 - Tristin? - Get out! Get out! 1049 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:58,328 - What the hell? - Was that Tristin out there? 1050 00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,621 Of course it was Tristin. 1051 00:49:59,704 --> 00:50:03,083 With that pouty mouth, those liquid eyes. Who else? 1052 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,876 The janitor in softer light? 1053 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,213 - What is this? What am I feeling? - I don't know. What are you feeling? 1054 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:14,010 I'm feeling fear... and loneliness and heartache. 1055 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,846 Listen to me. I sound like a freaking Blake Shelton song. 1056 00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:19,349 - Yours is better. - My hands are shaking. 1057 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:22,977 My heart is pounding. God... I thought I was past this. 1058 00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:25,147 He must be here for the same reason we are. 1059 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:26,773 And to hit on girls. 1060 00:50:26,856 --> 00:50:30,026 You saw him out there, mackin' on that slutty biznotch. 1061 00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:32,028 Now you're just freaking me out. Calm down. 1062 00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:34,739 And he didn't even look at me. Not so much as a glance. 1063 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,617 All my education, the advanced degrees, 1064 00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:40,162 the academic awards, all my accomplishments... 1065 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:42,914 The private club, the Pilates, the dermabrasions, 1066 00:50:42,997 --> 00:50:45,709 the subtle nips and tucks, and I'm still just Paris Geller, 1067 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,877 the amazing, insignificant, invisible girl. 1068 00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:49,088 You've had nips and tucks? 1069 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:51,548 - Do not abandon me. - I'm not. 1070 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:53,049 - I'm pathetic. - No. 1071 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,801 Oh, really? 1072 00:50:54,884 --> 00:50:56,678 Check out what's in my briefcase. 1073 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,098 Nothing. 1074 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:03,935 I thought people would think I was important because I had briefcase. 1075 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:05,895 I'm a phony. 1076 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,567 What's going on? 1077 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,777 Come on! 1078 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:15,280 - I'm still in love with Tristin. - What? No. 1079 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:16,656 Yes. 1080 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,117 No. 1081 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,201 I don't know. 1082 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:23,037 You are feeling vulnerable right now. That's what this is. 1083 00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:26,208 You're going through a divorce. You have your business, the kids. 1084 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:29,211 The kids hate me. They like the nanny. 1085 00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:31,130 Last Christmas, they cried until she came. 1086 00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:35,342 I don't blame them. I like the nanny, too. I cry sometimes when she leaves. 1087 00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:38,011 Oh... hello. 1088 00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:40,430 Francie. Figures. 1089 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:42,307 - What? - You're catching us at a bad time. 1090 00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:46,561 - Are you stalking me? - Sorry, did I accidentally step into 2003? 1091 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:49,898 What do you need? Expanded lunch hours? 1092 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:52,442 Hemlines shortened to just below the hoo-ha? 1093 00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:53,860 Should I get the nurse? 1094 00:51:53,943 --> 00:51:58,407 Or are you and Rory in cahoots again, planning a get-together behind my back? 1095 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,075 Is that why you didn't want to get lunch? 1096 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:03,370 I did. We were doing Italian. We're having a bad day. 1097 00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:05,705 You always tried to get between me and Rory, 1098 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,457 you destroyed my student council career, 1099 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,834 and you ruined my chance to get into Harvard. 1100 00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:14,214 Paris, you're an MD, a lawyer, an expert on neoclassical architecture, 1101 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:16,800 and, I think, a certified dental technician to boot. 1102 00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:19,469 You rule the world. What's your damage? 1103 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:22,096 Oh, you've been spying on me? Cyber-stalking me? 1104 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:23,598 How do you know all this? 1105 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,351 - You invited me on Linkedln. - Yeah, right. 1106 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:28,937 Take a powder, Baby John. This is our turf! 1107 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,522 Sure. Fine. 1108 00:52:30,605 --> 00:52:33,317 We'll just catch up at the Puffs reunion next month. 1109 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,027 Oops. No we won't, because you never got Puffed. 1110 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:38,112 - Screw you! - Eat me! 1111 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:40,782 Nice to see you, Francie. 1112 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:43,577 I miss Doyle. 1113 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,329 Calm down. 1114 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:48,290 I miss the sex. It was volcanic. 1115 00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:50,375 Oh, boy. I didn't need to know that. 1116 00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:51,626 I'm untethered. 1117 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:54,213 I'm a mylar balloon floating into an infinite void, 1118 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:55,755 and I missed my last period. 1119 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:58,132 You're going through a bad stretch here, Paris. 1120 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:02,221 Just slow down, reassess, then change course. It'll get better. 1121 00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:04,973 - Thanks for the cut-rate Confucius. - Hey! 1122 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,140 Sorry. 1123 00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:08,852 I've got... three meetings 1124 00:53:08,935 --> 00:53:11,396 and a panel discussion at the 92nd Street Y, 1125 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,108 and I have got to get myself together because Lena Dunham's the moderator. 1126 00:53:15,191 --> 00:53:17,277 She cannot see me like this. 1127 00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:25,034 - Don't tell anyone about the briefcase. - Your secret's safe with me. 1128 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:35,629 - Thank you for stopping by. - I wouldn't leave without saying goodbye. 1129 00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:38,214 Now, I have a question, and there's a point to it. 1130 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,341 Shoot. 1131 00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:41,510 Have you ever considered getting your master's? 1132 00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:42,594 Why? 1133 00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:46,014 So you could come back and be on the faculty here. 1134 00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:48,141 Oh. Wow. 1135 00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:50,018 It's not a bad place to work. 1136 00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:52,270 Not at all. I'm very flattered. 1137 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:54,272 I've always thought the world of you, Rory. 1138 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,565 All of us here have. 1139 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:58,151 And your experience since you left us... 1140 00:53:58,234 --> 00:54:00,570 Top of your class at Yale, your writings. 1141 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:04,032 We have a spot open for you in whatever department you choose. 1142 00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,242 English, history... 1143 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,703 Uh, not so much musical composition. 1144 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,330 Oh, well, then I'm out of here. 1145 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,123 Thoughts? 1146 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:17,211 I thought about getting a master's. Years ago. A PhD. 1147 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:20,715 But... I was impatient. I wanted to get out into the world. 1148 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:23,968 Yes, you were always internally stronger than everyone else. 1149 00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:27,847 I suppose you get that from your mother. She was a real spitfire. 1150 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,892 - Still is. - We all go through bad stretches. 1151 00:54:30,975 --> 00:54:34,688 Oh. No, I'm not going through a bad stretch. 1152 00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,106 Then my language was too strong. 1153 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:41,945 It's just that when I hear that someone of your caliber is living here and there, 1154 00:54:42,028 --> 00:54:43,947 I wonder if I can be of assistance. 1155 00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:48,242 I appreciate it, but I don't think teaching's my future. 1156 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,869 But thank you so much. 1157 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,621 Come in! 1158 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,207 - Keep in touch, though. - I'll keep in touch. 1159 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:57,961 Headmaster, the students from Paris Geller's lecture are here. 1160 00:54:58,044 --> 00:54:59,212 Bring them in. 1161 00:55:00,129 --> 00:55:01,673 The Paris postmortem. 1162 00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:04,258 A headmaster's work is never done. 1163 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,695 - Blow my colon. - What now? 1164 00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:26,239 I left my glasses upstairs. Three flights up. 1165 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,324 Well, so go get 'em. 1166 00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:31,244 I'm exhausted from this day, Rory. I can't take these stairs. 1167 00:55:31,327 --> 00:55:33,705 - So ask Clementina to go get them. - No, no, no. 1168 00:55:33,788 --> 00:55:36,166 That's how we lost the kids' last nanny. To those stairs. 1169 00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:38,835 - How? - This place is a vertical Armageddon. 1170 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:41,755 Five stories. And Doyle wouldn't put in an elevator 1171 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:44,466 because it'd ruin the building's architectural integrity. 1172 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:48,428 He just loved telling people, "It's pre-war. Pre-Civil War." 1173 00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:51,139 Like that wouldn't make Dorothy Parker barf. 1174 00:55:51,222 --> 00:55:52,724 Hello. 1175 00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:53,808 Speak of the devil. 1176 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,311 So we lose our nanny because she won't take the stairs. 1177 00:55:56,394 --> 00:55:57,228 We're here. 1178 00:55:57,312 --> 00:55:59,606 Meanwhile, Doyle's renting a loft in Tribeca. 1179 00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:02,275 - One story and it has an elevator. - Hello? 1180 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:05,153 - Doyle, just come in! - I didn't know if you wanted me to. 1181 00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:08,490 What are you going to do? Shove the kids through the mail slot? 1182 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:10,992 Hello, my babies. 1183 00:56:11,075 --> 00:56:12,494 Hi, Mommy. 1184 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:14,538 Go up with Clementina. I'll be up in a minute. 1185 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:15,914 Yes, miss. Come on, little ones. 1186 00:56:15,997 --> 00:56:17,707 Hey, fun day, guys. Right? 1187 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:19,793 Fun day? All right. Fun day. 1188 00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:22,879 - Hey, Rory. It's nice to see you. - Hey, Doyle. 1189 00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:24,798 See, I didn't poison her against you. 1190 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:27,592 - I know. She and I e-mail now and then. - You guys e-mail? 1191 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,594 They suck you into the Condé Nast universe yet? 1192 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:30,929 - Still working on it. - Really? 1193 00:56:31,012 --> 00:56:33,473 - You've been talking about it for months. - You guys talk? 1194 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:35,475 - How's the screenwriting going? - Great. 1195 00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:38,061 Just got in last night from a pretty big meeting in LA. 1196 00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:39,395 - Don't sit. - How'd it go? 1197 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:40,772 Pulled in off of Melrose, 1198 00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:44,108 sat on their Italian couch, drank a Fiji Water, 1199 00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:46,319 pitched them an idea I came up with at the airport. 1200 00:56:46,402 --> 00:56:50,239 Then they stuck a sack full of money in my pocket and flew me home first class. 1201 00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,659 - Bunch of nitwits. - The kids ate, right? 1202 00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:54,953 - They're eating here. - There's nothing here, Doyle. 1203 00:56:55,036 --> 00:56:56,788 So have Clementina take them out. 1204 00:56:56,871 --> 00:56:58,957 - She just went upstairs. - She went upstairs? 1205 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,168 - You were right here. - Why would you let her go upstairs? 1206 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:04,378 Because I didn't know she had to come back down. 1207 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:07,340 Now I have to go upstairs, tell her to bring the kids downstairs, 1208 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,426 take them out, bring them home, take them upstairs, 1209 00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:11,052 and we'll lose this nanny, too. 1210 00:57:11,135 --> 00:57:14,347 - We cannot lose this nanny. - We're still paying off the last nanny. 1211 00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:16,683 Guys, I will take the kids to get something to eat. 1212 00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:18,477 - Really? - You'll go upstairs? 1213 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,520 - Yeah. Yes. - And bring them down? 1214 00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:22,355 And take them out and bring them back? 1215 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,733 Or leave them in an alley. One of those two things. 1216 00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:27,527 - Thank you, Rory. - Yeah, thanks, Rory. 1217 00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:29,863 Bye, guys. Kiss the kids again. 1218 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,493 What? 1219 00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:36,578 Are you and Doyle having an affair? 1220 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,056 Waiting... 1221 00:58:02,353 --> 00:58:03,897 Waiting... 1222 00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:08,151 Hey, there. 1223 00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:10,278 Oh, shoot. Did I wake you up? 1224 00:58:10,361 --> 00:58:12,322 I woke you up. It's 2:00 a.m. there. 1225 00:58:12,405 --> 00:58:15,116 No, no, no, it's fine. I'm up. Everything okay? 1226 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,994 Yeah, I'm... I just... um... 1227 00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:19,203 What? 1228 00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:21,247 - I really hate to do this. - What? 1229 00:58:21,330 --> 00:58:23,041 - Come on. - Um... 1230 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:27,212 Would your father still be willing to put in a good word for me at Condé Nast? 1231 00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:29,798 - Absolutely. - It's okay if he won't. 1232 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:33,217 - I mean, I don't know how serious he was. - No, he'll do it for sure. 1233 00:58:33,301 --> 00:58:35,720 He does stuff like this all the time for lesser mortals. 1234 00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:37,805 I really didn't want to do it this way. 1235 00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,433 - Don't be embarrassed. - I'm not. 1236 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,435 - Pride's a little hurt. - Get over it. 1237 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:46,689 I'll give you a text when it's done. Okay? Be happy. 1238 00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:48,399 I'm happy. Oops, hold on. 1239 00:58:48,482 --> 00:58:50,151 - What? - Oh, uh... 1240 00:58:50,234 --> 00:58:52,403 I thought the baby was gonna throw up. 1241 00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,113 Your life change since I last saw you? 1242 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:55,740 It's Paris' kid. I'm babysitting. 1243 00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:57,241 Did you find your lucky outfit, Ace? 1244 00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:59,493 There is no sign. Thank you again. 1245 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:02,371 - And thank your father for me. - No problem. Really. 1246 00:59:02,455 --> 00:59:07,210 All right, well, I guess I should, uh, let you get back to bed. 1247 00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:09,796 Okay, I'll let you know, Ace. And... 1248 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:11,840 good luck. 1249 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,800 Thanks, Logan. 1250 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:22,934 She's great. She's depressing. 1251 00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:24,894 Failed to find a jolly way to tell us 1252 00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:27,814 that the Pacific Seaboard west of the I-5 was going down. 1253 00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:30,650 - I always like a spoonful of sugar. - "Consider the Lobster"? 1254 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,569 It's a serious subject, but funny and truthful. 1255 00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:34,279 That's the camp I'd put you in. 1256 00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:35,864 I mean, no one's David Foster Wallace, 1257 00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:39,283 but there's an erudition to your stuff, and some whimsy, which I like. 1258 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:40,534 I'll cop to that. 1259 00:59:40,618 --> 00:59:42,579 - Your Talk piece had it. - Yeah, it was great. 1260 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:46,290 And all your interviews are spot on. You're in the piece, but not too much. 1261 00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:47,876 So, what are you up to now? 1262 00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:51,713 Oh, I, uh... well, I'm here. Hello. 1263 00:59:51,796 --> 00:59:54,340 And, um... 1264 00:59:54,423 --> 00:59:56,467 I'm just finishing up some things. 1265 00:59:56,550 --> 00:59:58,678 And, um, I... I'm working on a book proposal. 1266 00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:01,222 Oh, cool. What's the book? If you don't mind. 1267 01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:04,350 It's actually an expansion of my Talk piece on Naomi Shropshire. 1268 01:00:04,433 --> 01:00:05,769 Really? 1269 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,270 Wow. Interesting. 1270 01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:09,438 Uh, she's a little unhinged, isn't she? 1271 01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:11,983 - Makes her all the more interesting. - What else? 1272 01:00:12,066 --> 01:00:14,611 I'm heading back to London in just a couple days. 1273 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,155 - There's a website after me. - There must be a million. 1274 01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:20,533 - We have a couple things floating around. - Mmm-hmm. Some sports stuff. 1275 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,869 It would be an outsider's perspective coming from me. 1276 01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:24,328 And we prefer that sometimes. 1277 01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:26,873 And lines. That's been an elusive one. 1278 01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,625 - Lines? - The ones all over New York. 1279 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:31,460 You pass them all the time. People line up for anything. 1280 01:00:31,544 --> 01:00:33,797 Collectibles, fast food, restaurant openings. 1281 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,132 It's the psychology of the group that we're interested in. 1282 01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:37,550 What's the commonality? 1283 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:40,553 David Wallace would've nailed it, but so far we haven't. 1284 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:41,554 I love that. 1285 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,098 I'll confess, I've stood in a lot of lines, and it's a thing. 1286 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,309 Noodle it around a bit, okay? And keep in touch? 1287 01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:47,518 Definitely. 1288 01:00:48,436 --> 01:00:50,521 - So nice to meet you. - Here's my cell. 1289 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,899 The Talk piece was great. Really. 1290 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:55,443 - Thanks, Jim. Denise. Have a good day. - You, too. 1291 01:00:55,526 --> 01:00:57,570 - Don't lose the card. - I won't. Bye. 1292 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,072 Gary, bring the book in here. 1293 01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:01,449 - Art department's freaking out. - What else is new? 1294 01:01:01,532 --> 01:01:03,576 Don't forget, you have that thing at Bemelmans. 1295 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,119 - Oh. That's tonight? - Yeah. 1296 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:08,665 Have Brad bring me a sandwich. I can't drink on an empty stomach. 1297 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:12,794 Come in! 1298 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,964 Sorry, I'm late. 1299 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:19,258 These drive-through coffee places? Love the concept. But Heather and I? 1300 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,886 We're gonna need to rehearse the cup pass a couple more times. 1301 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,638 Oh, my mom's late, too? 1302 01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:26,057 - I haven't heard from her. - Really? 1303 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:29,268 She doesn't usually pick up the phone when she's driving, but... 1304 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,690 - Hello? - Oh, Mom, are you on your way? 1305 01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:35,984 - No, I'm at home. - It's Tuesday. 1306 01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:37,568 - I know what day it is. - Well... 1307 01:01:37,651 --> 01:01:39,445 Claudia and I are here. Just the two of us. 1308 01:01:39,528 --> 01:01:41,823 The couch cushions are fluffed. The candle's lit. 1309 01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:43,657 - I'm quitting. - What? 1310 01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:45,910 - I'm done. I'm not coming anymore. - Why? 1311 01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:48,788 We've had six sessions, and you are no different. 1312 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:50,456 - What? - And that woman isn't helping. 1313 01:01:50,539 --> 01:01:52,709 - Who, Claudia? - She's a dolt. 1314 01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:55,211 I don't need to pay someone not to agree with me. 1315 01:01:55,294 --> 01:01:56,796 - But... - I'm not coming. 1316 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,590 Sorry you made the trip. Goodbye. 1317 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:02,761 - She quit. - I'm sorry. 1318 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:05,596 - She started this whole damn thing. - It happens. 1319 01:02:05,679 --> 01:02:08,141 - I just... With no notice. - It's not unusual. 1320 01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:10,684 She said I was no different. 1321 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:13,604 Me. This wasn't for me. This was for her. 1322 01:02:13,687 --> 01:02:15,439 People have expectations when they come here. 1323 01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:17,691 Very often, the reality is different. 1324 01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:19,485 What sort of transformation did she expect? 1325 01:02:19,568 --> 01:02:20,862 I come in here Lorelai Gilmore, 1326 01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:23,364 and two months later, I walk out Queen Latifah? 1327 01:02:23,447 --> 01:02:26,617 - Probably not Queen Latifah. - Oh, she is amazing. 1328 01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:29,453 She smoked me out, got me here... "I'm no different." 1329 01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:31,289 Different? She doesn't even know who I am. 1330 01:02:31,372 --> 01:02:33,249 - Are you... - Am I... 1331 01:02:33,332 --> 01:02:34,500 Staying? 1332 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:37,003 Oh. No, I've got a million things to do. 1333 01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:38,755 Oh, okay. 1334 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:40,464 I mean, I should just go, right? 1335 01:02:40,548 --> 01:02:43,968 Well, the hour's paid for. Anything you want to talk about? 1336 01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:45,469 Uh, no. No, nothing. 1337 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:47,555 Wait, my mother's crazy. Okay, now nothing. 1338 01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:52,185 - I don't know. It's been weird lately. - How so? 1339 01:02:52,268 --> 01:02:54,771 Uh, this whole thing was supposed to be grief therapy. 1340 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:57,398 You know, my mother's grief therapy, because of Dad. 1341 01:02:57,481 --> 01:02:59,067 Because of Dad dying... I get it. 1342 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:02,153 It was a stunner. It was a stunner for all of us. 1343 01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:04,906 - Yeah, she talked about it. - It was just so fast. 1344 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:07,825 I was at the inn, working on the books a little, 1345 01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:09,911 using the calculator on my phone... 1346 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:12,371 and it rang. 1347 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:15,041 And it was Mom with the news. 1348 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,877 He was in the ICU. 1349 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,545 Heart attack. Big one. 1350 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:22,173 And we hung up. 1351 01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:25,218 And my phone went back to being a calculator. 1352 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:26,970 It just seemed so unreal. 1353 01:03:27,553 --> 01:03:29,263 You can't plan for these things. 1354 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:31,349 And he never got out of the ICU. 1355 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:35,228 He was conscious at times, but in and out. 1356 01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:38,106 And he was angry. He was really angry. 1357 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,899 He couldn't believe it. 1358 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:41,650 He's Richard Gilmore. 1359 01:03:41,734 --> 01:03:45,071 This is not how Richard Gilmore goes down. 1360 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,366 - You know what his last words were? - No. 1361 01:03:49,450 --> 01:03:51,702 "Get the hell away from me." 1362 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,372 Aimed at the nurses, not... not us. 1363 01:03:54,455 --> 01:03:56,958 It was actually pretty funny. 1364 01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,086 And then... 1365 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:02,713 just like that. 1366 01:04:04,132 --> 01:04:06,050 I didn't get that moment, you know? 1367 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:07,801 That Lifetime movie moment, 1368 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:11,014 "I love you, Lorelai." "I love you too, Dad." 1369 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:12,681 Mom didn't get it either. 1370 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:15,894 Fifty years. 1371 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:18,855 They were married 50 years. 1372 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:22,775 That thing she said last week, about me and Luke. 1373 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,778 About us being partners, because we're not married. 1374 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:28,697 - Like we're a comedy team. - Feels like it struck a chord. 1375 01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:31,325 My mother strikes more chords than Esa-Pekka Salonen. 1376 01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:32,827 Hmm. Lorelai... 1377 01:04:33,327 --> 01:04:36,873 you should know many people have full, lasting emotional relationships 1378 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,332 without being married. 1379 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,750 I know. 1380 01:04:40,459 --> 01:04:42,461 Do you want to be married? 1381 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:45,631 I've been married. You didn't know that. To Rory's father. 1382 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:47,633 It was brief. 1383 01:04:47,716 --> 01:04:52,680 We have... had a long, complicated relationship. 1384 01:04:53,597 --> 01:04:54,933 And it didn't end badly. 1385 01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,393 It just ended because it shouldn't have happened. 1386 01:04:58,352 --> 01:05:00,438 It was supposed to be Luke. 1387 01:05:02,106 --> 01:05:03,774 It was always supposed to be Luke. 1388 01:05:03,857 --> 01:05:05,776 If it was always supposed to be Luke... 1389 01:05:05,859 --> 01:05:06,945 Then why aren't we married? 1390 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:09,113 Why? 1391 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:13,910 I just don't do things like my mother. 1392 01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:15,828 - Dinner the other night. - What happened? 1393 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,705 - She attacked Luke. - How? 1394 01:05:17,788 --> 01:05:20,041 - With a bag of money. - I don't get it. 1395 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:21,459 It was money my father put aside 1396 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:24,003 for Luke to spend on something Luke doesn't want. 1397 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:27,673 That my father can still hover like that. 1398 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:30,593 We're happy. 1399 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,180 He's very happy. 1400 01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:38,767 Luke and I are... happy. 1401 01:05:43,647 --> 01:05:44,732 Thanks, Luke. 1402 01:05:44,815 --> 01:05:46,734 Hey, Caesar, can you get 'em change for me? 1403 01:05:46,817 --> 01:05:48,236 Got it. 1404 01:05:48,319 --> 01:05:52,240 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 1405 01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:54,325 No. Please, no. 1406 01:05:54,408 --> 01:05:56,369 Hello, Luke. 1407 01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:58,246 Mrs. Gilmore, hi. What's going on? 1408 01:05:58,329 --> 01:06:01,332 - Luke, this is Ida. Ida, Luke. - We gotta get started. 1409 01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:03,542 - We got a lot of ground to cover. - Started on... 1410 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:05,586 - We're seeing properties. - Properties? 1411 01:06:05,669 --> 01:06:08,381 Three gems, an in-betweener and a dog with a price I like. 1412 01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:10,799 - Maybe we should drop the dog. - But it's close by. 1413 01:06:10,883 --> 01:06:13,302 If it's the first franchise, Luke can zip back and forth. 1414 01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:14,428 Zip back and forth? 1415 01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,055 - That makes sense. - What? 1416 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:17,556 - Are you ready? - To do what? 1417 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,976 To see your potential franchise locations, of course. 1418 01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:22,061 Oh, now, Mrs. Gilmore... 1419 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,312 Call her Mom. 1420 01:06:25,939 --> 01:06:28,776 Uh, didn't Lorelai talk to you about this? 1421 01:06:28,859 --> 01:06:31,487 This has nothing to do with Lorelai. This is about you. 1422 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:34,323 - Did you lose that card I gave you? - I gave it to Lorelai. 1423 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:37,576 Really? Do you give all your important business cards to Lorelai? 1424 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,828 - Is she your secretary? - No, but I... 1425 01:06:39,912 --> 01:06:43,416 Now, I'm assuming you have someone to look after the place while you're gone? 1426 01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:44,917 - Yes. Caesar. - Yep? 1427 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,795 Um, uh, can you watch the place for a little while, 1428 01:06:47,878 --> 01:06:50,423 or do you still have that thing you were going to? 1429 01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:52,966 - You know, that appointment? - Nope, I'm all yours. 1430 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:55,678 Oh, good. He has a Caesar. 1431 01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:57,680 Caesar can run one of the franchises. 1432 01:06:57,763 --> 01:06:59,723 - Run what? - You got any other Caesars? 1433 01:06:59,807 --> 01:07:00,891 No, just the one. 1434 01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:02,852 - You're gonna need more. - Let's hit the road. 1435 01:07:02,935 --> 01:07:04,645 I gotta confirm all this stuff. 1436 01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:07,815 Is that the shirt you wear on business outings? 1437 01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,026 - Yeah. - There's blood on it. 1438 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:11,194 Nah, that's jelly. 1439 01:07:11,902 --> 01:07:13,029 I'll be right back. 1440 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,409 If I'm running something, I'm gonna need a raise. 1441 01:07:18,492 --> 01:07:20,161 Order up! 1442 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:26,084 - This place is still open. - So? 1443 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:27,877 - It's not available. - Everything is. 1444 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,379 - It's a kind of a bad neighborhood. - It's up-and-coming. 1445 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,506 - It's gonna explode. - See? Up-and-coming. 1446 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:36,302 No, they illegally tapped their gas. It's literally going to explode. 1447 01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:38,888 - What can I do for you folks? - I'm sorry about this. 1448 01:07:38,971 --> 01:07:40,556 - Ida Friedman. - Sam Duncan. 1449 01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:43,101 So nice to meet you, Sam. 1450 01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:46,062 Sam is four months behind in his payments. 1451 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:48,272 The marshal's already sniffing around. 1452 01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:50,358 - Excellent. - I'm really sorry about this. 1453 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:53,402 - It all has to go. - The bankruptcy court'll take it anyway. 1454 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,862 He won't have a pot to piss in. 1455 01:07:54,945 --> 01:07:58,365 - What must the bathrooms look like? - Dresden after the bombings is my guess. 1456 01:07:58,449 --> 01:08:01,577 It needs to be lighter. White paint, yellow accents. 1457 01:08:01,660 --> 01:08:04,330 - Oh, and look at that ridiculous clock. - Ugh. 1458 01:08:04,997 --> 01:08:07,166 You thought the second place was a possibility? 1459 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:10,128 - You'd have to blow out the back... - You'd have to. 1460 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:11,629 But permits take forever. 1461 01:08:11,712 --> 01:08:15,048 Put an Andrew Jackson in the right hands, they'll stir your soup. 1462 01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:18,552 And Luke, are you good with putting number two in the maybe column? 1463 01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:19,845 - Number two? - Number two. 1464 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:23,099 - You'd have to blow out the back. - He's in default. He can't complain. 1465 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:24,850 Yeah, blow it out. That sounds good. 1466 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:26,769 - Luke is good with number two. - Hold on. 1467 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:29,230 - He'd be crazy not to be. - So that's four possibilities. 1468 01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:30,314 No, three plus a maybe. 1469 01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:32,191 - When do you start negotiating? - Yesterday. 1470 01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:34,068 - Everything's a negotiation. - Let's start. 1471 01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:36,862 - You're in good hands. - We're gonna squeeze in one more place. 1472 01:08:36,945 --> 01:08:39,240 Don't you have that thing you gotta get to today? 1473 01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:41,033 - What thing? - Your therapy with Lorelai? 1474 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,786 - You don't want to miss that. - Oh, I stopped that a week ago. 1475 01:08:44,495 --> 01:08:46,205 Oh, right. Right. 1476 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:48,749 - She didn't tell you? - No. No, she told me. 1477 01:08:48,832 --> 01:08:50,543 She never told you. 1478 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:52,086 Oh, here we are. 1479 01:08:52,836 --> 01:08:55,631 - Oh, it's cute. - It's shaped like a teacup. 1480 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:57,175 And it's near a prison. 1481 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,636 Just closin' up, fellas. 1482 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:05,933 Hi. I know you're sick of hearing this, but this movie, History of Violence? 1483 01:09:06,016 --> 01:09:07,518 Viggo Mortensen is you. 1484 01:09:07,601 --> 01:09:10,771 - He's totally you. - I know. You've said it before. 1485 01:09:10,854 --> 01:09:12,315 David Cronenberg owes you money. 1486 01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:15,025 He must have dropped by the diner, got inspired, 1487 01:09:15,108 --> 01:09:16,985 and turned you into this ex-thug guy. 1488 01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:19,613 - He must have been in. - I don't even know what he looks like. 1489 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:22,575 - Or maybe Viggo Mortensen came by... - Coffee! 1490 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:25,286 observed you and called David Cronenberg 1491 01:09:25,369 --> 01:09:26,912 with the idea. They're very close. 1492 01:09:26,995 --> 01:09:29,915 - You know what Viggo looks like. - Like looking in a mirror. 1493 01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:31,458 You okay? 1494 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,836 Yeah, just tired. 1495 01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:36,380 - Wanna order in? - I can whip something up. 1496 01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:37,965 All right, start whipping. 1497 01:09:38,048 --> 01:09:40,968 Hmm. Hey, uh, how was therapy today? 1498 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,387 Same old, same old. 1499 01:09:43,471 --> 01:09:45,598 My mother did most of the talking, as usual. 1500 01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:46,932 Right. 1501 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:50,603 It's a fancy shirt. Did you go to the bank? 1502 01:09:50,686 --> 01:09:52,813 Yeah. Yeah, the bank. 1503 01:09:52,896 --> 01:09:54,648 - They like collars. - They like collars. 1504 01:09:55,899 --> 01:09:57,693 - All right, I'll get changed. - Cool. 1505 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:02,323 Oh, I love this scene. 1506 01:10:02,406 --> 01:10:04,408 But I can't watch this scene. 1507 01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:05,618 But I love this scene. 1508 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:17,087 This is Poppy Corn, and this is Taco Terrie. 1509 01:10:17,170 --> 01:10:19,715 - Oh, hi, Clementina. - Oh, Paris is not home. 1510 01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:22,718 She told me I could hang out here when I'm in the city. 1511 01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:24,553 If you want, I could watch the kids. 1512 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:26,430 - You could go rest upstairs. - Not upstairs. 1513 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:29,975 - Or you could go out for a while. - Okay. Thank you. 1514 01:10:30,058 --> 01:10:31,810 Bye, babies. 1515 01:10:34,855 --> 01:10:35,856 Hello? 1516 01:10:35,939 --> 01:10:38,692 - Yes, I'm calling for Rory Gilmore. - Speaking. 1517 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:42,279 My name is Robert Castellanos, an attorney representing Naomi Shropshire. 1518 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:44,615 - Yes? - This is just a courtesy call. 1519 01:10:44,698 --> 01:10:47,493 My firm is preparing paperwork you'll soon receive 1520 01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:50,788 dissolving the contract on your book project with Ms. Shropshire. 1521 01:10:50,871 --> 01:10:52,873 - What a shock. - Excuse me? 1522 01:10:52,956 --> 01:10:56,544 - May I ask why she's doing this? - Let's just say she's unhappy. 1523 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:59,171 Let me save you some time. There is no contract. 1524 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:01,882 I was doing this on spec, so there's nothing to dissolve. 1525 01:11:01,965 --> 01:11:05,010 Ms. Shropshire would also like all of your notes back. 1526 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:08,180 - What notes? All she did was babble. - And Ms. Shropshire would like you to sign 1527 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:12,142 a letter waiving all rights to the "whale and mouse" idea. 1528 01:11:12,225 --> 01:11:14,812 Fine. It wasn't exactly the next Cloud Atlas. 1529 01:11:14,895 --> 01:11:18,816 - So you'll sign this? - Yes. And it was a rabbit, not a mouse. 1530 01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:20,192 Says here it was a mouse. 1531 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,696 I'll be sure to collect all my doodles of martini glasses and hangman ropes. 1532 01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:25,656 I'll get all the blank pages to you by tomorrow. 1533 01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:27,324 Just text me where to send them. 1534 01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:30,786 She's a drunk! 1535 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:38,294 - Jim Nelson. - Jim, hi. 1536 01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:41,088 Sorry for the spontaneity here and for calling your cell. 1537 01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:43,466 This is Rory Gilmore. Do you have a quick second? 1538 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:44,591 Oh, sure. What's up? 1539 01:11:44,675 --> 01:11:47,010 Give me lines, the story that's been floating around. 1540 01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:48,471 Right, we talked about that. 1541 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,931 I have a take on it. A good one. Let me take a crack. 1542 01:11:51,014 --> 01:11:54,477 - I'm loving the confidence. - I'm super confident. 1543 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,563 - I don't have any money to play with here. - This would be on spec. 1544 01:11:57,646 --> 01:12:00,399 Let me at it and I will show you what I've got. No strings. 1545 01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,319 Do it. Dummy it up for me or come in and pitch. This is great. 1546 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,363 Thanks. I'll call your office when I'm ready. 1547 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:08,324 - Talk to you later. - Bye. 1548 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:10,409 Okay. Okay. 1549 01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:16,289 Hi. 1550 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,083 Hi! I called you from all my phones. 1551 01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:20,461 - Why didn't you pick up? - I didn't recognize those numbers. 1552 01:12:20,544 --> 01:12:21,879 Mom, you have my numbers. 1553 01:12:21,962 --> 01:12:24,340 You have, like, 14 numbers. I can't keep track. 1554 01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,759 One burner is still trying to reach me. 1555 01:12:26,842 --> 01:12:27,885 I'm calling to let you know 1556 01:12:27,968 --> 01:12:31,054 I won't be back tomorrow. I'm working on a story here in the city. 1557 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:34,350 I thought you were coming back and then flying to London to see Naomi. 1558 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:37,186 I'm not doing the Naomi thing anymore. I've got a new thing. 1559 01:12:37,269 --> 01:12:39,271 - So no more book? - No more book. Catch up. 1560 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:42,065 - Crabby Rory alert. - I'm not crabby. I'm pumped. 1561 01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:43,859 - I'm feeling my oats. - Share the oats. 1562 01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:46,236 - It's for GQ. - Oh, my God, you're at Condé Nast. 1563 01:12:46,319 --> 01:12:47,613 - No. - Still catching up? 1564 01:12:47,696 --> 01:12:50,491 I'm gonna write a piece that's gonna knock their socks off at GQ. 1565 01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:52,409 Those are people who care about their socks. 1566 01:12:52,493 --> 01:12:54,828 They don't get them in bunches of three at the street fair. 1567 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:58,499 It's about lines in New York, about the people who stand in line 1568 01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:00,959 for countless hours for what seems like minimal payout. 1569 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:03,421 It's about the people, their goals, their dreams. 1570 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:05,464 - I love this. - So do I. 1571 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:09,134 The Naomi thing was a waste of time, but I'm just going with the flow here. 1572 01:13:09,217 --> 01:13:11,595 - It's always good to go... - Making things happen. 1573 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:13,722 Getting proactive. It's time to turn that corner. 1574 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,475 - I knew you could... - Turning the page. New leaf here. 1575 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:18,727 - Are you tap dancing? - And scaring the kids a little. 1576 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:21,897 - So, you're not upset about the book? - Uh, not in the least. 1577 01:13:21,980 --> 01:13:24,149 Okay. Well, do you want company? 1578 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:27,486 - Yes! Oh, yes! - Ha! I've been working seven-day weeks. 1579 01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:30,739 - I'd love a New York overnight. - Company would be great. I'd love company. 1580 01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:32,157 New York, here we come. 1581 01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:33,909 - Be thinking about lines. - Like Scarface? 1582 01:13:33,992 --> 01:13:35,411 - Wrong lines. - I'll adjust. 1583 01:13:35,494 --> 01:13:36,495 Gotta go. 1584 01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:39,832 It's showtime! 1585 01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:47,297 - Jesus, it's early. - Don't walk with your eyes closed. 1586 01:13:47,380 --> 01:13:51,510 Plowing into scaffolding and falling over the Citi Bike showed me the folly of that. 1587 01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:52,761 You're gonna be on New York 1. 1588 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:56,890 If they make me look bad, I'm gonna punch Pat Kiernan right in the mansack. 1589 01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:59,768 - Is this Cronuts? - This is being hailed as the new Cronut. 1590 01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:01,895 - How does the old Cronut feel? - Threatened. 1591 01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:03,772 - What time does it open? - Not for two hours. 1592 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:06,399 - Holy spumoni. - I'm gonna start talking to people. 1593 01:14:06,484 --> 01:14:08,986 These are people? They look like meat sticks with head balls. 1594 01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:11,238 - Do you wanna find some coffee? - Yes! Coffee. 1595 01:14:11,321 --> 01:14:13,323 That way's the zombie McDonald's. Go the other way. 1596 01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,492 - I would fit in there. - Too risky. Hit a street cart. 1597 01:14:15,576 --> 01:14:16,577 On it! 1598 01:14:19,412 --> 01:14:20,581 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 1599 01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:23,250 I'm doing a piece for GQ. Would you be willing to talk to me? 1600 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:25,335 Sure. I definitely have time. 1601 01:14:25,418 --> 01:14:27,420 What brings you here today? 1602 01:14:27,505 --> 01:14:30,799 Well, I love pastry. And I'm a big Yelper, 1603 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:32,968 so I try to get to things before anyone else. 1604 01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:37,765 I was one of the first to try a Cronut, and it was kind of a religious experience. 1605 01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,559 I went back a couple times, then a couple times more. 1606 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,936 Now I'm always on the hunt for the next thing, 1607 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:47,065 which is weird, 'cause I used to be tenaciously old-school. 1608 01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:50,027 Donut Pub, Peter Pan, Vesuvio's. 1609 01:14:50,110 --> 01:14:52,613 I would make fun of people in lines like this, 1610 01:14:52,696 --> 01:14:56,992 but I mean, why not wait in line, get a good treat, 1611 01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:59,452 and meet a bunch of people that have the same... 1612 01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:00,788 What happened? 1613 01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:01,872 Don't know. 1614 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:05,543 - You were out for a while. - I'm just really tired. Sorry. 1615 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,253 Where did you get that? 1616 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,839 I went around the corner. The chef was taking out the trash. 1617 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:14,426 I chatted him up, and I got him to sneak a bunch of these out to me. 1618 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,636 - You can't do that. - Why not? 1619 01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:17,805 - These people will tear you apart. - I'm starving. 1620 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:19,682 Hide that. Don't let them see it. 1621 01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:23,727 - I'm gonna take a little bite. - Me too. 1622 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,896 Just a little one. To keep my energy up. 1623 01:15:28,982 --> 01:15:32,736 - So three of you work, you're retired? - And I'm too old to be doing this. 1624 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:35,614 And you have three kids, so this is a sacrifice and a pleasure. 1625 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:38,033 - Everyone needs a hobby, right? - Here. 1626 01:15:38,116 --> 01:15:40,911 - Where'd you get a hot dog at 7:30? - The guy had his cart. 1627 01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:43,580 It wasn't open, but I waved some bills, danced around a little. 1628 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:46,625 Oh, God, is it really 7:30? I have to go. 1629 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:49,377 - Before you get your Cro-dough-cake? - That's the name? 1630 01:15:49,461 --> 01:15:51,922 Breaks my heart, but my boss is in today. 1631 01:15:52,005 --> 01:15:53,215 Good luck. 1632 01:15:54,299 --> 01:15:57,052 Psst, hey, kid, let me hook you up. 1633 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:58,971 Are you kidding? 1634 01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:01,223 - I don't kid about a Cro-dough-cake. - Take one. 1635 01:16:01,306 --> 01:16:03,642 Oh! Bless you. Bye. 1636 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:07,479 What? We had extra. 1637 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,648 I know there's a pecking order for tennis shoes. 1638 01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:11,692 - Yeah, totally. - These are out of a company in LA. 1639 01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:13,026 What else is on your wish list? 1640 01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:14,778 I'd say any of the wear-test samples. 1641 01:16:14,862 --> 01:16:17,698 Vintage but never worn. Those are impossible to find. 1642 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:20,867 My uncle actually has a pair of the original black and red Jordan 1s 1643 01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:21,994 with the tag still on them. 1644 01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:24,622 - Right, so these aren't for wearing. - No way. 1645 01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:26,582 Ugh, boy, does it smell like pot over here. 1646 01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:28,417 - Welcome back. - Seriously, around the corner, 1647 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,586 it was like I bumped into a nine-foot joint. 1648 01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:32,671 People in this line would eat that other line. 1649 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,006 - What do you have there? - Shoes. 1650 01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:35,924 - What shoes? - The ones everyone's waiting for. 1651 01:16:36,008 --> 01:16:37,926 They're pretty cool. I think they light up. 1652 01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:39,011 How did you get those? 1653 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,805 Marcy, the girl I gave the Cro-dough-cake to, works there. 1654 01:16:41,889 --> 01:16:43,306 Of course. 1655 01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:46,560 Excuse me, I'm working on a story for GQ today. 1656 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,355 - Is this our next spot? - This was not on the agenda. 1657 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,983 - We just happened on this line? - Let's find out what it's for. 1658 01:16:53,066 --> 01:16:55,527 - Excuse me, what are you waiting for? - I don't know. 1659 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,821 - Mystery? - Definitely. Here's the front. 1660 01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:59,740 Hey, so what are you guys in line for? 1661 01:16:59,823 --> 01:17:02,075 Nothing. We're just eating lunch. 1662 01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:06,538 - They're not even waiting for stuff. - Should we tell them? 1663 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,706 Nah. 1664 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:11,126 Hey, these shoes are very comfortable. 1665 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,007 So, what is this again? 1666 01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:18,467 - Sad geeks? - Limited-edition toys. 1667 01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:20,969 - Do you wanna say that a little louder? - Sorry. 1668 01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:23,680 - It's video games, movie tie-in stuff. - There's nothing here I want. 1669 01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:25,557 Well, you came to hang out with me. 1670 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,018 - Mommy's feet are sore. - Mommy's been strong today. 1671 01:17:28,101 --> 01:17:30,270 - Mommy is tiring. - Head back to the hotel, Mommy. 1672 01:17:30,353 --> 01:17:32,522 - Really? - Yes, you were a big girl today. 1673 01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:33,649 I have some work to do. 1674 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,859 Go do it, and take a bath and order room service. 1675 01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:37,402 - I won't be long. - Okay, good. 1676 01:17:37,485 --> 01:17:39,529 - Ooh, nice costumes. - Thanks. 1677 01:17:49,289 --> 01:17:51,291 Hi. Did I fall asleep? 1678 01:17:51,374 --> 01:17:53,043 I guess I fell asleep. 1679 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:57,255 Oh, great hotel. Great bed. No Lifetime channel. 1680 01:17:57,339 --> 01:18:00,133 Good room service, though. Twenty-four hours. 1681 01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,803 You hungry? Wow, you look weird. What's wrong? 1682 01:18:03,428 --> 01:18:04,471 I slept with a Wookiee! 1683 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,515 - Come again? - I slept with a Wookiee. 1684 01:18:09,184 --> 01:18:10,978 - You slept with a... - Wookiee! Wookiee! 1685 01:18:11,061 --> 01:18:13,271 I slept with a Wookiee! Don't make me keep saying it. 1686 01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:14,857 I'm sorry. I'm not getting this. 1687 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,735 - I was in that collectibles line. - Nothing good can follow that. 1688 01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:21,613 And I was interviewing people, and then, you know, the line moved up, 1689 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,490 and I kind of bonded with this one group, 1690 01:18:23,573 --> 01:18:25,575 and I tagged along with them to P.J. Clarke's. 1691 01:18:25,658 --> 01:18:27,410 We had burgers, and drinks, and more drinks, 1692 01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:29,579 - and then there was this guy... - The Wookiee? 1693 01:18:29,662 --> 01:18:31,414 A guy dressed in a Wookiee costume. 1694 01:18:31,498 --> 01:18:33,083 - He wasn't a Wookiee. - Got it. Go on. 1695 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:35,711 He was nice. I was laughing. He was laughing. 1696 01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:37,755 They have that very deep laugh. 1697 01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:39,547 - He was laughing in his own voice. - Mmm. 1698 01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:41,216 He invited me back to his place. 1699 01:18:41,299 --> 01:18:43,343 And if you say, "Did you take the Millennium Falcon?" 1700 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:44,845 - I'll smack you. - I said nothing. 1701 01:18:44,928 --> 01:18:46,847 - I can't believe this. - Calm down... 1702 01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:49,892 A one-night stand. I just had a one-night stand. My first. 1703 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:51,935 It's a one-night stand if you don't see him again. 1704 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:54,604 - Will you see him again? - He was wearing a Wookiee costume. 1705 01:18:54,687 --> 01:18:57,816 - No, I won't see him again. - That seems a little harsh. 1706 01:18:57,900 --> 01:18:58,901 A one-night stand. 1707 01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:01,486 I'm 32, and I'm only now having a one-night stand? 1708 01:19:01,569 --> 01:19:02,780 It's your first one, huh? 1709 01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:03,864 - Yes. - Wow. 1710 01:19:03,947 --> 01:19:05,824 - Why? - I thought that's what college was for. 1711 01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:08,744 Exactly. I'm behind. I mean, how many have you had? 1712 01:19:08,827 --> 01:19:10,120 - Wookiees? - One-night stands. 1713 01:19:10,203 --> 01:19:11,329 - Oh. None. - None? 1714 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:13,040 - Yeah, none. - How can that be? 1715 01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:16,919 Well, mom at 16, for starters. Hot in Outlander, but elsewhere... 1716 01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:20,380 And I had you, and rules, and work, and rules. 1717 01:19:20,463 --> 01:19:22,507 I had a couple three-night stands, if that helps. 1718 01:19:22,590 --> 01:19:24,551 Oh, perfect. I'm behind on everything. 1719 01:19:24,634 --> 01:19:26,344 - No, you're not. - Really? 1720 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:28,180 I have no career, no apartment, 1721 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:30,808 but boy, oh boy, can I bang out a one-night stand. 1722 01:19:30,891 --> 01:19:33,643 - You're too hard on yourself. - My love life is a disaster. 1723 01:19:33,726 --> 01:19:35,145 Did you not break up with Pete yet? 1724 01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:37,606 I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about... 1725 01:19:38,106 --> 01:19:39,274 Who? 1726 01:19:39,357 --> 01:19:41,443 - You know. - No, who? 1727 01:19:41,526 --> 01:19:43,486 - You know. - No, I don't know. 1728 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:45,488 - Logan. - Huntzberger? 1729 01:19:46,072 --> 01:19:48,116 - You really didn't know? - No. Since when? 1730 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,993 Whenever I'm in London, I stay with him. 1731 01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:52,830 - So there's no Didi? - He's Didi. 1732 01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:54,456 Logan Huntzberger. 1733 01:19:54,539 --> 01:19:56,917 I thought he was engaged to that French heiress. 1734 01:19:57,417 --> 01:19:59,294 - He is. - Oh. 1735 01:19:59,377 --> 01:20:01,379 They don't live together. She lives in Paris. 1736 01:20:01,463 --> 01:20:04,466 - But they're engaged. - Yes. 1737 01:20:04,549 --> 01:20:06,802 - And they're getting married. - Yes. 1738 01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:10,013 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 1739 01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:11,681 that's sluttier than a one-night stand. 1740 01:20:11,764 --> 01:20:13,558 - That helps. Thanks. - Does Patrick know? 1741 01:20:13,641 --> 01:20:17,020 Paul! Paul! His name is Paul! And he doesn't know. 1742 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:18,105 All right, calm down. 1743 01:20:18,188 --> 01:20:20,816 I'm blowing everything. My life, my career... 1744 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:24,527 I'm flailing, and I don't have a plan, or a list, or a clue. 1745 01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:25,653 This is karma. 1746 01:20:25,737 --> 01:20:28,115 This is why Condé Nast will not follow up with me. 1747 01:20:28,198 --> 01:20:30,575 They know failure when it walks in the door. 1748 01:20:30,658 --> 01:20:34,121 I never found my lucky outfit. I needed it. It gives me confidence. 1749 01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:36,539 - What is your lucky outfit? - Red dress, full skirt. 1750 01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:39,459 - That's in my closet. - Are you kidding me? 1751 01:20:39,542 --> 01:20:41,294 No! It looks cute with boots. 1752 01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:44,172 Mom, you knew I was looking for that outfit. 1753 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:46,008 Really? That red? It'll wash you out. 1754 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,301 So, not only did you steal my lucky outfit, 1755 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:51,429 you've now ruined the image I had of me in my outfit. 1756 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:52,639 Thanks a lot. 1757 01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:54,807 Come here. Sit. 1758 01:20:57,602 --> 01:20:59,479 What is happening here? 1759 01:20:59,562 --> 01:21:01,064 This isn't you. 1760 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:02,607 Panicking, lying... 1761 01:21:02,690 --> 01:21:05,193 - I didn't lie. - Ah, you didn't tell me about Logan. 1762 01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:07,695 - What's with not telling me about stuff? - I don't know. 1763 01:21:07,779 --> 01:21:10,908 - Why didn't you tell me about Logan? - I don't know. I just... 1764 01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:13,785 I'm feeling very lost these days. 1765 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:16,538 This whole past year, it's like the ground's made of straw. 1766 01:21:16,621 --> 01:21:18,081 I'm just gonna fall through. 1767 01:21:18,165 --> 01:21:20,458 Look, life has been pretty good to you so far. 1768 01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:23,586 It was your turn for a few curveballs. Peaks and valleys, kid. 1769 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,297 The older you get, the more you have. 1770 01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,215 That whole line story was so stupid. 1771 01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:29,426 I did it because they thought it was interesting. 1772 01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:31,761 I didn't have a beat on it. I didn't feel it. 1773 01:21:31,844 --> 01:21:34,722 I'm just a big, fat, Wookiee-humping loser with no future. 1774 01:21:34,806 --> 01:21:38,601 Wait. What about that website? The one that's been after you forever, 1775 01:21:38,685 --> 01:21:40,353 begging you to come work for them? 1776 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:42,439 - BrendaBlabs? - SandeeSays. 1777 01:21:42,522 --> 01:21:43,523 Go there. 1778 01:21:43,606 --> 01:21:44,942 - Have you seen it? - Who cares? 1779 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,194 Go. Work. Be wanted. Be adored. 1780 01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:49,529 So it's not the Washington Post. You're young. 1781 01:21:49,612 --> 01:21:50,738 I'm not so young. 1782 01:21:50,822 --> 01:21:53,158 Hey! I'm young. You're young. Case closed. 1783 01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:55,410 - Yeah. - Give them a call. 1784 01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:57,537 You haven't had anything steady in forever. 1785 01:21:57,620 --> 01:21:59,331 Stay in one place for a while. 1786 01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:02,792 Plus they've been stalking you. That feels good a little, doesn't it? 1787 01:22:03,376 --> 01:22:06,129 Yeah. It's flattering. 1788 01:22:06,212 --> 01:22:08,131 So, give them a call. 1789 01:22:08,632 --> 01:22:11,968 - I will give them a call. - Want me to order some comfort food? 1790 01:22:12,052 --> 01:22:14,972 Some pot roast, mashed potatoes, banana split? 1791 01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:16,389 Sure. 1792 01:22:16,473 --> 01:22:19,142 I'm gonna take a shower, get the Wookiee smell off me. 1793 01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:21,478 Wait, seriously. Did he leave the outfit on? 1794 01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,106 That's a conversation for another day. 1795 01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:25,357 Can that day be tomorrow? 1796 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,526 Don't leave me and my imagination alone with that for too long! 1797 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,612 Order! 1798 01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:34,116 Here we are, the nerve center. 1799 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:37,244 - Very cool. Simple. - Oh, we don't decorate much. 1800 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:39,704 We're expanding so fast, there's no reason to. 1801 01:22:39,787 --> 01:22:41,373 We'll outgrow this place in a month. 1802 01:22:41,456 --> 01:22:43,625 I don't waste money. My CFO appreciates it. 1803 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:45,877 - Say hello to her. This is Patrice. - Hi, Patrice. 1804 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,754 Rory Gilmore. The one I was telling you about. 1805 01:22:47,837 --> 01:22:50,257 We have no individual offices. Not even me. 1806 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:51,591 We work best in a hive, 1807 01:22:51,674 --> 01:22:53,718 buzzing around each other, making word honey. 1808 01:22:53,801 --> 01:22:54,844 Interesting. 1809 01:22:54,927 --> 01:22:58,223 When you come in, you grab the nearest spot at the communal table. 1810 01:22:58,306 --> 01:23:01,309 - No hierarchy. - And together we storm the barricades. 1811 01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:02,394 Exactly. 1812 01:23:02,477 --> 01:23:05,522 Uh, so I didn't know I'd be getting a tour from Sandee herself. 1813 01:23:05,605 --> 01:23:07,065 I thought my first stop would be HR. 1814 01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:09,484 Oh, HR still means homeroom to half the peeps here. 1815 01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:11,361 We don't even have it. Come, sit. 1816 01:23:12,195 --> 01:23:13,905 - Okay. - Need Red Bull. 1817 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:17,034 - So, let's do this. - Yes. 1818 01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:19,411 That is why I'm here. Should I have brought my laptop? 1819 01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:20,828 Well, first things first. 1820 01:23:20,912 --> 01:23:24,541 If I take a chance on Rory Gilmore, what am I getting? 1821 01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:26,668 - What? - If I hire you, 1822 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:29,504 tell me what Rory Gilmore would write about for SandeeSays. 1823 01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:32,007 Oh. If I worked here? 1824 01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:33,508 Sell me. 1825 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:37,012 Sell? Okay, we're selling. Um... 1826 01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:39,431 - That's a totally different outfit. - Hmm? 1827 01:23:39,514 --> 01:23:42,350 Um, if I worked here, you'd be getting the person 1828 01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:44,227 who wrote the New Yorker article you liked. 1829 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:47,189 Yeah, but that's the New Yorker. We're not the New Yorker. 1830 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:49,149 Look around, everyone's got their hair. 1831 01:23:49,232 --> 01:23:50,900 Oh, right. 1832 01:23:50,983 --> 01:23:54,571 Um, sorry. I just didn't have a pitch prepared. 1833 01:23:54,654 --> 01:23:56,948 That's a little weird. Thought you'd bring some ideas. 1834 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:59,284 Don't get me wrong. I have ideas. 1835 01:23:59,951 --> 01:24:00,952 Like? 1836 01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:07,292 Um, stuff about the world, uh... culture... 1837 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:09,001 Pretty generic. You got anything specific? 1838 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,795 - You want specifics. - I'd love some. 1839 01:24:10,878 --> 01:24:12,004 Well, let's see. 1840 01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:16,718 There could be something in, um, girls who go to Comic-Con type things 1841 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:18,678 and sleep with characters. 1842 01:24:18,761 --> 01:24:20,347 Character-loving girls. 1843 01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:22,182 That sounds obscure. Very made-up. 1844 01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:23,558 Yes, it does. 1845 01:24:23,641 --> 01:24:25,852 So you're talking about loser girls. 1846 01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:28,396 Like, they get drunk and they do something stupid. 1847 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,398 We've done that story a bunch of times. 1848 01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:32,484 Different takes on it. I thought you knew our site. 1849 01:24:32,567 --> 01:24:36,238 Oh, I do. And you're right. I wouldn't want to repeat that. 1850 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:42,785 Oh, shoot. 1851 01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:45,622 Ugh, I've just been called into an emergency meeting. 1852 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:52,003 - Hello? - So, hi, it's Sandee. 1853 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:53,421 Hello. 1854 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,381 Really appreciate you coming in for the job, 1855 01:24:55,465 --> 01:24:57,133 but I've decided we're gonna go internal. 1856 01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:58,093 What? 1857 01:24:58,176 --> 01:25:01,471 On the staff writing job, we're going with one of our veterans, Kaitlynn. 1858 01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:04,224 - She's been here two months. - But it's an editing job. 1859 01:25:04,307 --> 01:25:07,059 Oh, wow, no. We're really picky about those. 1860 01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:10,021 - You basically promised me the job. - You were a candidate. 1861 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:12,565 What about "we gotta have Rory Gilmore's voice at SandeeSays"? 1862 01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:15,818 - You've been saying that for a year. - I think Kaitlynn's going to be that. 1863 01:25:15,902 --> 01:25:18,279 Kaitlynn is going to be the voice of Rory Gilmore? 1864 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:20,157 - Are you high? - Don't be hostile. 1865 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:23,285 - I'm a little pissed here. - I get it. You got your hopes up. 1866 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:26,413 No, you got my hopes up. For a job that I didn't even want. 1867 01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:27,831 Oh, real nice. 1868 01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:30,833 - So you just felt like wasting my time. - No, you wasted my time. 1869 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:33,711 Hey, I'm the CEO here. My time's a little more valuable. 1870 01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:34,837 And another thing. 1871 01:25:34,921 --> 01:25:37,340 It's weird that you have three different cell numbers. 1872 01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:40,343 - Super weird. - It's not. One is a work-only phone. 1873 01:25:40,426 --> 01:25:42,595 The other's family-only, except when I'm in Stars Hollow 1874 01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:45,307 and there's no reception, so I use the family phone for work. 1875 01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:46,641 The other one is for friends, 1876 01:25:46,724 --> 01:25:49,977 and work when it's overcast in Stars Hollow and the others don't work! 1877 01:25:50,061 --> 01:25:53,189 - Get a better phone! A better attitude! - Get a better office! 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