1 00:00:00,026 --> 00:00:01,930 So, Jane, married to Michael, 2 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:04,131 and friends with her baby daddy Rafael, 3 00:00:04,141 --> 00:00:06,978 Although the terms of that relationship have recently changed. 4 00:00:06,988 --> 00:00:08,846 I'm finaly over you. 5 00:00:08,856 --> 00:00:10,097 And now... 6 00:00:10,107 --> 00:00:12,000 I'm kind of like ***. 7 00:00:12,093 --> 00:00:14,472 Yeah, so that make life more difficult. 8 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:19,072 On the bright sight, Jane recently found her fabulous cusin, Catalina. 9 00:00:19,082 --> 00:00:20,143 She's incredible, Michael. 10 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,303 After Oxford, I met this guy in a rock band 11 00:00:22,305 --> 00:00:23,637 and followed him to Paris. 12 00:00:23,639 --> 00:00:25,106 We broke up within days, but I decided to stay 13 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,174 and take culinary classes, which is when I studied 14 00:00:27,176 --> 00:00:28,843 under Ludo before living in Berlin. 15 00:00:28,853 --> 00:00:30,758 In fact, Jane liked her so much 16 00:00:30,768 --> 00:00:33,190 she invited Cat to stay with them in their new place. 17 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,861 And things were going great... Until this happened. 18 00:00:35,871 --> 00:00:37,151 This is my cousin Catalina. 19 00:00:37,153 --> 00:00:38,953 Yup, they hit it off. 20 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,435 And hey, personally, I'm like, you're Jane's cousin, 21 00:00:41,445 --> 00:00:42,501 find a different guy. 22 00:00:42,511 --> 00:00:45,626 But they seemed to really like each other, so who am I to judge? 23 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,140 And speaking of judging, 24 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:49,063 Xo ran into her old flame Bruce, 25 00:00:49,065 --> 00:00:50,390 who Jane hated. 26 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,226 He was married, and he didn't tell Mom. 27 00:00:52,228 --> 00:00:53,760 That was a different time in my life. 28 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,196 I can't even imagine being with Bruce now. 29 00:00:56,198 --> 00:00:57,531 But then this happened. 30 00:00:57,533 --> 00:00:59,533 And Rogelio saw! I know! 31 00:00:59,535 --> 00:01:01,869 Yikes! And speaking of yikes... 32 00:01:01,871 --> 00:01:03,971 Rafael's mother was the crime lord Mutter, 33 00:01:03,973 --> 00:01:05,505 and she was murdered. 34 00:01:05,507 --> 00:01:07,574 But she left a clue, which led to a secret 35 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:09,940 bank account, which the police were trying to track. 36 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:12,446 - So we have 12 numbers. - Bank accounts have 12 numbers. 37 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:14,374 And, man, Michael really wanted 38 00:01:14,384 --> 00:01:15,983 to get back to being a detective. 39 00:01:15,985 --> 00:01:18,185 - Hey, you're looking better. - Oh, let's hope the doctor 40 00:01:18,187 --> 00:01:19,987 agrees with you... I just had my physical. 41 00:01:19,989 --> 00:01:22,325 Yup. He can't yet, because of his 42 00:01:22,335 --> 00:01:23,877 getting shot in the chest and all. 43 00:01:23,887 --> 00:01:26,460 Good news: he was getting stronger every day, 44 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,894 and settling in to married life with Jane, 45 00:01:28,904 --> 00:01:31,670 which is where we left off. 46 00:01:32,491 --> 00:01:34,701 You'll recall, when Catalina Maria Mora 47 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:38,872 first came into Jane's life, well, it felt like a dream. 48 00:01:39,426 --> 00:01:41,777 But alas, the thing with dreams is, 49 00:01:41,787 --> 00:01:43,610 eventually you wake up. 50 00:01:45,214 --> 00:01:47,650 Non! Tu plaisantes! 51 00:01:47,835 --> 00:01:49,589 Just tell her to be quiet. She's gonna wake... 52 00:01:50,619 --> 00:01:52,185 Too late. 53 00:01:52,187 --> 00:01:53,887 Shh... 54 00:01:53,889 --> 00:01:55,989 We have to get rid of her. 55 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,113 I should explain. Catalina's one-night layover 56 00:01:59,123 --> 00:02:00,861 had turned into a two-week layover, 57 00:02:00,863 --> 00:02:02,362 - and counting. - Four more days. 58 00:02:02,364 --> 00:02:03,931 It's just four more days. 59 00:02:03,933 --> 00:02:06,052 I saw her book the plane ticket. 60 00:02:06,062 --> 00:02:08,039 - It's the teething. - I know. That's why 61 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:09,369 it's a miracle he was actually sleeping. 62 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:11,186 Whoever she's speaking to 63 00:02:11,196 --> 00:02:13,307 must be a bloody riot. 64 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,578 Je te l'ai dit! Il n'y a aucun coiffeur 65 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,993 qui fait le balayage aussi bien que lui. 66 00:02:21,003 --> 00:02:22,349 Oh, man. It's been a while 67 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:25,629 since high school French... I think maybe she's talking 68 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:28,676 about a hair stylist that does great highlights. 69 00:02:28,686 --> 00:02:30,644 Or having coffee at the ballet. 70 00:02:30,654 --> 00:02:33,193 Hey. Psst. Do you mind keeping it down? 71 00:02:33,203 --> 00:02:35,762 Oh. Je suis tres... I mean, I'm so sorry. 72 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:38,805 I came out here 'cause I didn't want to wake you. 73 00:02:39,601 --> 00:02:42,992 Oh, Igor! 74 00:02:43,468 --> 00:02:45,072 That was actually my friend Igor calling 75 00:02:45,074 --> 00:02:46,840 from the bathroom at the Isabel Marant show. 76 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:49,559 - Blah, blah, blah. We get it. - It's apparently chaos. 77 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,491 You go to fabulous places and know fabulous people. 78 00:02:52,501 --> 00:02:53,911 Can I get a teething biscuit? 79 00:02:53,921 --> 00:02:55,916 My finger's feeling pretty abused right now. 80 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:58,250 I can't find them. Catalina! 81 00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:00,320 Those are Mateo's teething biscuits. 82 00:03:00,322 --> 00:03:01,421 Shut up! 83 00:03:01,423 --> 00:03:02,889 Well, every bit 84 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,192 as good as the biscotti at La Bella Ferrara. 85 00:03:05,194 --> 00:03:06,827 So sorry! 86 00:03:06,829 --> 00:03:09,162 Inhala, exhala, Jane. 87 00:03:09,164 --> 00:03:12,499 Remember, just four more days. 88 00:03:13,246 --> 00:03:15,421 _ 89 00:03:15,431 --> 00:03:16,970 She's still here? 90 00:03:16,972 --> 00:03:19,776 Yup. Apparently, she and Raf are... 91 00:03:19,786 --> 00:03:21,130 getting on so well... 92 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:22,693 Plus, she wants to be great mates with me. 93 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,336 I don't know how you can stand her. 94 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,063 Just the other day I was telling Gloria Estefan 95 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,702 what a shameless namedropper Catalina is. 96 00:03:27,712 --> 00:03:30,742 - Did you tell Oprah, too? - No, just Gayle. 97 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,311 How's Michael holding up? 98 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,380 Better than I am. Mostly because he's so excited 99 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,403 to go back to work. 100 00:03:36,413 --> 00:03:38,183 - He got the all-clear? - Any day now. 101 00:03:38,193 --> 00:03:39,859 But what do I do about Catalina? 102 00:03:39,861 --> 00:03:41,060 I've been dropping subtle hints, 103 00:03:41,062 --> 00:03:42,829 and she is not picking up on them. 105 00:03:46,801 --> 00:03:49,168 What a miracle that my Tiago product integration 106 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:52,772 has yielded me my new favorite cereal! 107 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,775 It is super delicious. 108 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,499 Subtle is overrated. Just kick her out. 109 00:03:58,509 --> 00:03:59,645 But I feel bad. 110 00:03:59,647 --> 00:04:01,481 I was the one who invited her to stay. 111 00:04:01,483 --> 00:04:04,183 And, I mean, it's not like she'll be on my couch forever. 112 00:04:04,193 --> 00:04:05,686 - Right? - Jane! 113 00:04:05,696 --> 00:04:07,792 _ 114 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:09,544 _ 115 00:04:09,554 --> 00:04:10,723 Oh, sorry, Abuela, 116 00:04:10,725 --> 00:04:12,892 I'm meeting my discussion group at school. 117 00:04:12,894 --> 00:04:14,560 My new chapter's being critiqued, and I threaded in 118 00:04:14,562 --> 00:04:17,196 some suspense, so I want to see how it landed. 119 00:04:17,198 --> 00:04:19,024 Oh. I'm on the edge of my seat. 120 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,790 _ 121 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:22,191 What? 122 00:04:23,627 --> 00:04:25,952 _ 123 00:04:25,962 --> 00:04:28,241 That's not true. I just went last... 124 00:04:28,513 --> 00:04:29,876 Mm-hmm. 125 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:33,023 _ 126 00:04:33,033 --> 00:04:35,223 Wow. She's really laying on the guilt. 127 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:36,844 Ma, come on, she's busy. 128 00:04:36,854 --> 00:04:38,421 _ 129 00:04:38,624 --> 00:04:41,045 _ 130 00:04:41,055 --> 00:04:42,765 What? Why? 131 00:04:42,775 --> 00:04:47,126 _ 132 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,415 _ 133 00:04:49,908 --> 00:04:51,186 El diablo? 134 00:04:51,196 --> 00:04:53,725 _ 135 00:04:53,735 --> 00:04:54,871 Yeah. Right. 136 00:04:54,881 --> 00:04:59,854 _ 137 00:05:00,451 --> 00:05:05,742 _ 138 00:05:05,752 --> 00:05:08,288 Damn, Jane, you just got Abuela'd. 139 00:05:08,298 --> 00:05:10,326 _ 140 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,585 _ 141 00:05:16,062 --> 00:05:18,299 _ 142 00:05:18,309 --> 00:05:20,293 So, are you feeling guilty... 143 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:22,628 about anything, Xiomara? 144 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:24,230 No. Why? 145 00:05:24,232 --> 00:05:26,624 No reason. Just curious. 146 00:05:27,575 --> 00:05:29,669 Well, uh, I should go, too. 147 00:05:29,671 --> 00:05:30,848 Oh. 148 00:05:30,858 --> 00:05:32,638 - Where are you going? - I told you. 149 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,373 Meeting with the electrician at the studio. 150 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:35,653 Interesting. 151 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,743 - Not really. - Hey, why don't I 152 00:05:37,745 --> 00:05:39,145 come with you? I have a lot 153 00:05:39,147 --> 00:05:40,613 of questions about electricity. 154 00:05:40,615 --> 00:05:42,615 No, that's okay, you don't have to. 155 00:05:42,617 --> 00:05:44,884 - Oh, but I'd like to. - Oh, it's gonna be boring. 156 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,092 You underestimate my fascination with electricity. 157 00:05:47,102 --> 00:05:50,123 - And it'll take hours. - Stop the nonsense, Xiomara! 158 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,841 I know you're meeting Bruce! 159 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,192 - What? - I saw you kissing him 160 00:05:53,194 --> 00:05:54,827 the other night. 161 00:05:54,829 --> 00:05:56,279 I don't understand... You said you told him off. 162 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:00,166 I did. But then... we started talking 163 00:06:00,168 --> 00:06:02,134 and... he's different. 164 00:06:02,136 --> 00:06:04,237 - He-he got a divorce. - Then why are you 165 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,329 keeping it a secret? 166 00:06:05,339 --> 00:06:07,974 Because Jane would be really upset if we were together. 167 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,775 A-And we're not yet. We're-we're just... 168 00:06:09,777 --> 00:06:10,877 exploring. 169 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:12,678 Please, don't say anything. 170 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,716 I don't want to be in the middle. Just give me some time. 171 00:06:17,952 --> 00:06:19,952 And, look... 172 00:06:20,382 --> 00:06:23,789 I know it must have been hard seeing me with someone else. 173 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:25,358 Oh, please. 174 00:06:26,055 --> 00:06:29,629 I have hundreds of women lining up to meet me. Literally. 175 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:32,598 So while you are meeting with your one measly lover, 176 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,300 I will be meeting with a matchmaker. 177 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:38,266 First of all, I'm not a matchmaker. 178 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:41,154 I am a love dealer. That's trademarked. 179 00:06:41,242 --> 00:06:44,074 _ 180 00:06:44,084 --> 00:06:46,973 _ 181 00:06:48,182 --> 00:06:51,284 So, it says you want someone fertile? 182 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:54,353 Exactly. I need a woman who wants children right away. 183 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:56,022 That's nonnegotiable. 184 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,623 And while I heard that thing about beauty 185 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,793 being only skin deep, I have to look at that skin, 186 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,814 so let's... double down on that. 187 00:07:02,824 --> 00:07:05,375 - Okay. Anything else? - Bilingual a plus. 188 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:06,732 Fluent in social media. 189 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:08,200 Comfortable with my fame. 190 00:07:08,202 --> 00:07:11,137 And with sharing my penis with the world. Oh. 191 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,372 I will be shooting a full-frontal role next week. 192 00:07:13,374 --> 00:07:15,241 Tell the ladies that. My penis is 193 00:07:15,243 --> 00:07:17,478 - big-screen-worthy. - I'm sure. But you won't be 194 00:07:17,488 --> 00:07:18,911 showing it to any of my girls. 195 00:07:18,913 --> 00:07:21,082 That's one of my three rules. 196 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:24,409 _ 197 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:26,409 No talking about exes. 198 00:07:26,419 --> 00:07:27,912 _ 199 00:07:27,922 --> 00:07:29,268 No heavy drinking on dates. 200 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:30,518 _ 201 00:07:30,528 --> 00:07:33,815 And most importantly, no shtupping until it's serious. 202 00:07:33,825 --> 00:07:35,545 _ 203 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,831 Rogelio de la Vega doesn't shtup. 204 00:07:39,173 --> 00:07:41,305 - He makes love. - Whatever. 205 00:07:41,315 --> 00:07:43,669 No lovemaking until it's serious. 206 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,976 This is about building a strong foundation 207 00:07:45,986 --> 00:07:49,375 for a real relationship, Rogelio. 208 00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:50,676 Oh, I understand. 209 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,311 But you should prepare the women 210 00:07:52,313 --> 00:07:54,113 for the devastation they will feel 211 00:07:54,115 --> 00:07:56,983 once they learn they won't be able to immediately... 212 00:07:56,985 --> 00:07:58,718 make love to me. 213 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,386 I don't want to shock them. 215 00:08:06,894 --> 00:08:08,527 I'm four hours into a Hitchcock binge. 216 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,062 - What? Why? - My writer's group. 217 00:08:10,064 --> 00:08:12,131 They all agree that I should push farther 218 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,467 with this whole Rear Window thing in my novel. 219 00:08:14,469 --> 00:08:15,968 I just played along. 220 00:08:15,970 --> 00:08:18,170 I had no idea what they meant. But I'm catching up. 221 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:21,252 Turns out this Alfred Hitchcock is pretty good. 222 00:08:21,481 --> 00:08:23,576 Four years I've been trying to get you to watch. 223 00:08:23,578 --> 00:08:26,775 Four years. Live in the here and now, baby. 224 00:08:26,785 --> 00:08:28,247 Oh, are those notes you're taking? 225 00:08:28,249 --> 00:08:30,316 Uh, I'm not experienced with suspense, 226 00:08:30,318 --> 00:08:32,251 but I'm learning a lot... He had this 227 00:08:32,253 --> 00:08:34,680 - “bomb under the table” theory. - Oh, that's easy. 228 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:36,956 Controlled detonation's really your only hope to defuse a bomb. 229 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,591 Here's how it works. Take a scene 230 00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:40,493 with two people sitting at a table talking. 231 00:08:40,495 --> 00:08:41,627 Really boring, right? 232 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:43,362 Yes. Much like a scene 233 00:08:43,364 --> 00:08:45,698 with two married people sitting on a couch talking. 234 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:48,367 Now tell the audience that there's a bomb 235 00:08:48,369 --> 00:08:50,002 under the table. 236 00:08:50,004 --> 00:08:51,470 I'm listening. 237 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:53,673 And you're waiting for that bomb to go off. 238 00:08:53,675 --> 00:08:55,541 You have to give the audience information 239 00:08:55,543 --> 00:08:58,088 the protagonist doesn't have to build tension. 240 00:08:58,098 --> 00:08:59,762 _ 241 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,859 _ 242 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,183 Then you let one character know about the bomb, 243 00:09:04,185 --> 00:09:05,951 but they can't tell anybody. 244 00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:07,553 Now you're on the edge of your seat 245 00:09:07,555 --> 00:09:09,281 wondering what that person's gonna do. 246 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,482 _ 247 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:15,094 And just when the audience can't stand the tension, 248 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,829 you defuse it! In the nick of time, 249 00:09:16,831 --> 00:09:19,532 someone throws the bomb out the window, it never goes off. 250 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,902 _ 251 00:09:21,912 --> 00:09:24,904 I still think a SWAT team and controlled detonation's the way to go. 252 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,575 Hmm, I like these rules. 253 00:09:29,577 --> 00:09:32,959 In fact, I'm going to try out rule number one. 254 00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:36,182 See this? What's in that envelope 255 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:39,085 is going to change everything. 256 00:09:39,087 --> 00:09:42,788 Did it work? Are you on the edge of your seat? 257 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,624 In any case, we're not there yet. 258 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,503 Some groundwork to lay first. 259 00:09:47,513 --> 00:09:48,894 So, your mother's 260 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:52,364 coded bank account number links to this convent in Italy. 261 00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:53,532 A convent? 262 00:09:53,534 --> 00:09:55,468 I take it she wasn't religious. 263 00:09:56,604 --> 00:09:59,672 - We certainly never went to church. - Hmm. 264 00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:01,240 Suspicious. 265 00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:14,653 The convent's in Orvieto. 266 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,056 - That's where my mother was born. - She's been paying them 267 00:10:17,058 --> 00:10:19,258 ten grand a month since 1984. 268 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:22,128 Any idea what those payments might be about? 269 00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:24,897 I have no idea. I hardly knew her. 270 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,267 But monthly payments... 271 00:10:28,269 --> 00:10:30,669 Why, that sounds like... 272 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,372 A bribe... or blackmail. 273 00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:36,275 - So what now? - We wait to see 274 00:10:36,277 --> 00:10:38,144 what the Italian authorities dig up 275 00:10:38,146 --> 00:10:40,957 on those-those-those-those crooked little nuns. 276 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:42,700 Stop it right there. 277 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,918 All nuns aren't crooked. 278 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,120 Seriously, you can't assume that all nuns are evil. 279 00:10:48,122 --> 00:10:49,908 Watch it with the knife. 280 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:51,390 All we know right now 281 00:10:51,392 --> 00:10:53,926 is someone in the convent deposited those checks. 282 00:10:53,928 --> 00:10:55,561 Finding out exactly who 283 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,764 is like a needle in an Italian haystack, for now. 284 00:11:00,011 --> 00:11:02,067 So while we're on the subject of... 285 00:11:02,069 --> 00:11:03,702 Catholic stuff, 286 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:06,172 I was wondering if I could take Mateo Sunday mornings. 287 00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:07,400 Every Sunday? 288 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:09,600 Yeah. I want to start bringing him to church. 289 00:11:09,610 --> 00:11:11,277 No. No, he's too young. 290 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,112 Well, I went to church when I was his age. 291 00:11:13,114 --> 00:11:14,480 And you can't just say, “no.” 292 00:11:14,482 --> 00:11:15,848 Well, I can't just say “yes,” either. 293 00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:17,283 It's part of a bigger conversation. 294 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,884 - What is? - I just don't 295 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,886 want him to be super religious. 296 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,689 Ah, yes. As you recall, the new dynamic 297 00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:26,392 between Jane and Rafael involves Rafael 298 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,094 feeling much more comfortable disagreeing with Jane. 299 00:11:29,096 --> 00:11:30,763 Which Jane really hates. 300 00:11:30,765 --> 00:11:32,531 And by super religious, you mean... 301 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:34,633 Church every Sunday, before he's able 302 00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:36,133 to make the choice to go for himself. 303 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,803 - That's not super religious. - Well, it is to me. 304 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:39,004 And wait, I already told you, 305 00:11:39,006 --> 00:11:40,406 if I disagreed, I'm gonna push back. 306 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,775 Yeah, but I was hoping, like, once a year. 307 00:11:42,777 --> 00:11:44,410 You're the one that brought up church. 308 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,712 Because it is so important to me. 309 00:11:46,714 --> 00:11:48,714 Well, it's not that important. 310 00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:52,279 We haven't even gone since we were married, so... 311 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,655 So that's a no on church every Sunday. 312 00:11:56,657 --> 00:11:58,490 Thank God. 313 00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:04,205 - I mean, who does that? - It just... came out. 314 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:05,881 We have to be a united front 315 00:12:05,883 --> 00:12:08,851 - with Rafael. - I know. I know. I'm sorry. 316 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,686 - But it's true, right? - That I haven't 317 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,222 been going to church? Yes, it's true, so we're going to start. 318 00:12:13,224 --> 00:12:14,523 - We? - Yes. 319 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,758 - Jane. - Hmm? 320 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,665 You know I'm more of a “C and E” Catholic. 321 00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:20,247 _ 322 00:12:20,829 --> 00:12:23,899 Can we just try... this Sunday? 323 00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:27,870 Fine... I guess I'll try being a C, E and TS Catholic. 324 00:12:29,142 --> 00:12:32,541 Thank you. Mmm. 325 00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:37,890 Oh, geez. 326 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:40,115 I'd almost forgotten about this pain in the... 327 00:12:40,117 --> 00:12:41,316 Hello, lovebirds. 328 00:12:41,318 --> 00:12:43,619 - Baby asleep? - Oh, baby isn't here. 329 00:12:43,621 --> 00:12:44,715 Fantastic. 330 00:12:44,725 --> 00:12:48,290 Let's grab a cup of something, shall we? 331 00:12:52,596 --> 00:12:55,597 It's just that Michael and I are newlyweds. 332 00:12:55,599 --> 00:12:57,099 And we have Mateo. 333 00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:58,767 And of course, we love having you here. 334 00:12:58,769 --> 00:13:00,369 Uh, I-I mean, love. 335 00:13:00,371 --> 00:13:02,271 - Love, love. - All right Jane. 336 00:13:02,273 --> 00:13:04,571 Rein it in, before this turns into another subtle hint. 337 00:13:04,581 --> 00:13:06,995 But, uh, the space is small, 338 00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:09,453 and with three adults... 339 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,052 Oh, say no more. 340 00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,715 I have been so thick. 341 00:13:13,717 --> 00:13:15,617 I should have left ages ago. 342 00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:16,716 - Oh... - No. 343 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:19,855 It's just that it's been so fun getting to know you. 344 00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:22,294 Oh, you, too... really. 345 00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:23,971 It should be noted, for a brief moment, 346 00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:25,939 Jane did feel a little sad. 347 00:13:25,941 --> 00:13:27,941 I need to go, anyway, I do. 348 00:13:27,943 --> 00:13:30,790 I'm chairing this huge gala at Lincoln Center 349 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,070 for DRIA, Devoted Residents Inspired by the Arts. 350 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,382 They bring music lessons 351 00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:37,284 to underprivileged children. 352 00:13:37,286 --> 00:13:39,620 But, yeah. The moment was brief. 353 00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:41,622 Anyways, I'll take off tomorrow. 354 00:13:43,359 --> 00:13:46,260 Honestly, it's so hard lying to Jane. 355 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:47,364 _ 356 00:13:47,374 --> 00:13:49,660 Just the other day, she asked me where her mom was, 357 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,398 and I had to make something up. 358 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,169 Thank God I'm a very skilled improviser, no? 359 00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:57,037 But I want to tell her so badly. 360 00:13:57,039 --> 00:14:00,874 And yet, I didn't want to betray Xiomara's trust. 361 00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:02,709 What do you think I should do? 362 00:14:03,813 --> 00:14:06,413 I don't know, Rogelio. 363 00:14:07,007 --> 00:14:09,116 You don't seem very good at keeping things in. 364 00:14:09,118 --> 00:14:11,896 So maybe you should just tell Jane. 365 00:14:11,906 --> 00:14:14,221 Denise Richards doesn't deserve this bull crap. 366 00:14:14,223 --> 00:14:15,656 I'm so sorry. 367 00:14:15,658 --> 00:14:17,057 You broke my rules. 368 00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:18,992 And you disrespected Denise Richards. 369 00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:20,260 I know. I feel terrible. 370 00:14:20,262 --> 00:14:21,962 I just had family on my mind. 371 00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,096 You're out of the club, Rogelio. 372 00:14:23,098 --> 00:14:25,065 No, no, no, no, Darci Factor. 373 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,868 I want to stay in, please. I need this. 374 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:30,938 I'm sorry I blew it; maybe it was just nerves. 375 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,040 Please High Dollar Love Dealer, 376 00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:34,908 can't you give me one more chance? 377 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,643 I promise I'll do better at the mixer. 378 00:14:36,645 --> 00:14:38,111 I'm postponing the mixer. 379 00:14:38,113 --> 00:14:40,047 The restaurant I booked just dicked me over. 380 00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:41,949 Well, have it at the Marbella Hotel, then. 381 00:14:41,951 --> 00:14:44,184 - What? - My grandson's father owns it. 382 00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:45,652 He'll be thrilled. 384 00:14:49,024 --> 00:14:50,824 Shh. 385 00:14:50,826 --> 00:14:52,893 I told you he was too young. 386 00:14:52,895 --> 00:14:55,095 He's not; he'll get used to it. 387 00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:56,196 Shh. 388 00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:58,339 - with Christ... - Am I crazy? 389 00:14:58,349 --> 00:15:01,635 - Careful, Michael. - The choir's starting soon. 390 00:15:01,637 --> 00:15:03,904 Mateo likes music. 391 00:15:03,906 --> 00:15:05,305 - All honor and glory is yours... - Shh. 392 00:15:05,307 --> 00:15:07,381 I'm gonna take him outside. 393 00:15:07,391 --> 00:15:09,142 Shh, shh. 394 00:15:09,144 --> 00:15:11,245 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 395 00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:12,913 He is the creator. 396 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:16,817 And he is a loving father who waits for us 397 00:15:16,819 --> 00:15:19,820 to come back to him again and again. 398 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:23,271 _ 399 00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:27,377 _ 400 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,129 Mateo, wait. 401 00:15:29,131 --> 00:15:31,665 Hey, come here, come here. 402 00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:52,318 Holy moly. What the hell was that? 403 00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:57,223 You said you'd try, not give it five minutes. 404 00:15:58,611 --> 00:16:00,178 Rafael, what's wrong? 405 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:05,517 I had this weird memory. 406 00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:07,652 I think my mother did take me to church once. 407 00:16:07,654 --> 00:16:08,887 What did you remember? 408 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:11,857 Not much. Uh, just being there. 409 00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:15,503 Hearing church bells. 410 00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:18,196 My mother taking my hand. 411 00:16:18,198 --> 00:16:19,564 Well, keep thinking about it. 412 00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:21,600 Anything you remember could help. 413 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:26,004 No wonder he doesn't want Mateo going to church. 414 00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:29,341 His creepy mom probably brought him to a creepy church. 415 00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:30,672 Hmm. 416 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:36,348 So... am I allowed to contradict you when Rafael isn't here? 417 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,617 Michael! Of course. 418 00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:40,252 Well, then... I don't know. 419 00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:42,654 Mateo feels a little young for every Sunday. 420 00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:44,256 I mean, you saw him, Jane. 421 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:46,324 It was torture, staying still like that. 422 00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:47,526 He'll get used to it. 423 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,361 And why are you pushing this so hard right now? 424 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:50,462 Because it's important to me. 425 00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:52,497 Religion is really important to me. 426 00:16:52,499 --> 00:16:54,533 Okay. 427 00:16:58,405 --> 00:16:59,771 - Hey. - Hi. 428 00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:02,307 Hello, hello. 429 00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:05,277 - What are you doing here? - Oh, it's the craziest story. 430 00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:07,178 - Here we go. - I popped over 431 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,580 to say good-bye, we went out for a meal. 432 00:17:08,582 --> 00:17:10,115 Next thing, he asks me to consult 433 00:17:10,117 --> 00:17:12,183 on the lounge menu, so I figured, 434 00:17:12,185 --> 00:17:13,385 why the hell not? 435 00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:14,819 And we're adding pâté. 436 00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:15,954 Who likes pâté? 437 00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:18,023 Come here, Mr. Sweetface. 438 00:17:18,025 --> 00:17:19,873 Don't you dare Mr. Sweetface. 439 00:17:19,883 --> 00:17:21,459 Come here, yeah. 440 00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:24,663 - Uh... - Judas. 441 00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:27,299 But... what about New York? 442 00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:28,818 The big gala you're chairing. 443 00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:30,835 Oh, they're lousy with chairs. 444 00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:33,004 They'll do fine without me. 445 00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:35,510 Bye, Mateo. 446 00:17:35,712 --> 00:17:38,777 Mommy will be back. 447 00:17:45,452 --> 00:17:47,919 I told you Mommy would be back. 448 00:17:51,558 --> 00:17:53,745 I'm telling you it was suspicious. 449 00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:56,274 Cat just breezed off in a sudden flurry when I brought up 450 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,229 the gala, like she clearly didn't want to talk about it. 451 00:17:58,231 --> 00:18:00,065 I met Catalina two weeks ago, 452 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:02,467 and I've seen her breeze off in a flurry at least 30 times. 453 00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:03,918 It's how she exits the room. 454 00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:05,837 Okay, we'll, it's not just that. 455 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:07,272 I looked up the DRIA gala Web site, 456 00:18:07,274 --> 00:18:09,307 and her name is nowhere on there. 457 00:18:09,309 --> 00:18:11,743 They have five co-chairs listed, 458 00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,278 seven honorary chairs, 459 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,780 no Catalina. What do you think about that? 460 00:18:15,782 --> 00:18:17,415 I think maybe you've got Hitchcock on the brain. 461 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,906 Don't be condescending. I'm sorry. 462 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,919 It just doesn't sound that odd. 463 00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,621 Listen, I'm at work, by the way. 464 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:23,976 How? You're not cleared yet. 465 00:18:23,986 --> 00:18:25,890 Well, I'm cleared enough to set up my desk. 466 00:18:25,892 --> 00:18:27,192 Which is what I'm officially doing. 467 00:18:27,194 --> 00:18:28,560 Wink, wink. 468 00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:29,794 Love you. 469 00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:31,345 I love you, too. 470 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,633 I love you, too... so much. 471 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,834 So tell me what we got. 472 00:18:35,836 --> 00:18:37,002 And remember, I'm not a cop, 473 00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:39,204 - just a true crime hobbyist. - Right. 474 00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:41,006 So, remember our favorite Italian convent 475 00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:43,375 - getting 10K a month from Mutter? - Mm-hmm. 476 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:44,976 They also had several significant pieces 477 00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:46,378 of art go missing 478 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:49,047 starting in the early 1980s. 479 00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:51,716 So you're thinking she was dealing in stolen art? 480 00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:53,585 With the help of the convent? 481 00:18:53,587 --> 00:18:54,619 Take a look. 482 00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:56,421 All these pieces were reported stolen 483 00:18:56,423 --> 00:18:58,590 from the convent in Orvieto. 484 00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:04,415 Oh, my God. 485 00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:05,797 Rafael? 486 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,265 You've seen that one? 487 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,467 Maybe. 488 00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:13,705 Everything here belonged to my father. 489 00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,907 This part is climate controlled. 490 00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:19,678 For valuables sensitive to temperature changes. 491 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,315 Like art, which my father collected. 492 00:19:23,325 --> 00:19:24,983 Wow. 494 00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:38,029 O-M-G! 495 00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:39,330 I'm getting vertigo. 496 00:19:39,332 --> 00:19:42,067 Stop spinning! 497 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,707 Rafael, are you okay? 498 00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:53,178 - I got to get Dennis down here. - No. No, please. 499 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,946 Don't call the police. 500 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:03,622 When my dad died, I found financial irregularities. 501 00:20:03,632 --> 00:20:04,991 Mystery cash 502 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,202 coming in and out of the Maracay Group over the years. 503 00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:08,937 Part of me knew 504 00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:12,841 that this art might be stolen, but... 505 00:20:12,843 --> 00:20:15,857 I didn't want to ruin my father's legacy. 506 00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:17,630 So... 507 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,746 I covered it up. 508 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,815 - Oh, no. - Dude. 509 00:20:20,817 --> 00:20:23,384 - It's Dennis. - Please don't say anything. 510 00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:28,056 I'll put him off for now. 511 00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:32,660 I hate putting Michael in this position. 512 00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:33,862 And yet you are. 513 00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:35,526 What else am I supposed to do? 514 00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:37,797 Maybe don't do illegal things in the first place. 515 00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:39,588 I really don't need a lecture right now. No. 516 00:20:39,598 --> 00:20:40,660 No. 517 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:43,062 - What? - You don't get to say that. 518 00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:45,450 You get to express your opinions, I get to voice this. 519 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,141 - Those are two different things. - Really? 520 00:20:47,143 --> 00:20:48,510 Because maybe if you went to church, 521 00:20:48,512 --> 00:20:49,792 you would know right from wrong. 522 00:20:50,548 --> 00:20:53,715 Damn, Rafael. You just got Jane'd. 523 00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:58,321 You don't have to lie. 524 00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:01,523 I mean it. 525 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,224 I know. 526 00:21:15,052 --> 00:21:16,404 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. 527 00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:18,673 I'm here for the mixer. Just wanted to say hi, 528 00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:19,719 if you're around. 529 00:21:19,729 --> 00:21:21,442 I'm meeting Cat for dinner. Sorry. 530 00:21:21,444 --> 00:21:23,478 Hey, have you talked to Mom, by the way? 531 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,879 She owes me a call. 532 00:21:24,881 --> 00:21:26,581 Me? No. 533 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,417 Ugh, she's apparently doing some kind of zoning thing. 534 00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:31,152 I mean, how long could that possibly take? 536 00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:37,425 I will not be used as her beard! 537 00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:38,860 You got it out of me! 538 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,194 The truth is, 539 00:21:40,196 --> 00:21:41,563 your mother and Bruce 540 00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:43,511 have rekindled their torrid love affair! 541 00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:44,732 What?! 542 00:21:45,578 --> 00:21:48,069 Mom, call me back. We need to talk. 543 00:21:48,071 --> 00:21:51,272 I just talked to Dad, and... we need to talk. 544 00:21:55,912 --> 00:21:57,145 That's right. 545 00:21:57,147 --> 00:21:58,446 Phones off! 546 00:21:58,448 --> 00:21:59,981 Connections are made 547 00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:02,884 by peering into the soul, not staring at a screen. 548 00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:06,112 _ 549 00:22:06,861 --> 00:22:09,216 You will have seven minutes with each candidate. 550 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:11,960 If after seven minutes you want to know more, just mark it down, 551 00:22:11,962 --> 00:22:13,695 and you'll have a chance to set up a date. 552 00:22:13,697 --> 00:22:14,896 Okay? 553 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,230 Go! 554 00:22:17,412 --> 00:22:20,335 You have the raw sexuality of a jungle cat! 555 00:22:20,337 --> 00:22:21,869 Roar! 556 00:22:21,871 --> 00:22:24,405 But I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 557 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,275 You have the luminosity 558 00:22:27,277 --> 00:22:28,876 of a Botticelli. 559 00:22:28,878 --> 00:22:31,234 Yeah, I've-I've heard that before. 560 00:22:31,569 --> 00:22:33,915 But I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 561 00:22:36,162 --> 00:22:41,389 Wow. You have the breasts of a Hungarian milkmaid. 562 00:22:41,391 --> 00:22:44,058 Yeah. I've won contests. 563 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:46,661 But I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 564 00:22:48,765 --> 00:22:49,864 What are you doing here? 565 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,467 Jane called me. What did you tell her, Rogelio?! 566 00:22:52,469 --> 00:22:55,715 - It just slipped out. - It was my news to tell! 567 00:22:55,725 --> 00:22:57,639 Well, when were you going to do that? 568 00:22:57,641 --> 00:22:59,073 When the time was right. 569 00:22:59,075 --> 00:23:00,575 Admit it, Rogelio. 570 00:23:00,577 --> 00:23:02,210 You did this on purpose 571 00:23:02,212 --> 00:23:05,146 because you don't want it to work out with me and Bruce. 572 00:23:05,148 --> 00:23:07,882 - That's ridiculous. - At least be honest. 573 00:23:07,884 --> 00:23:10,451 Okay, you know what? Fine. Maybe a little. 574 00:23:10,453 --> 00:23:12,654 Because it's hard watching you move on. 575 00:23:12,656 --> 00:23:14,474 What if I don't find what we have? 576 00:23:14,484 --> 00:23:16,057 I'm here with a room full of women 577 00:23:16,059 --> 00:23:17,358 I'm not attracted to in the least! 578 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,093 - Huh? - What? 579 00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:20,528 Really? 580 00:23:21,122 --> 00:23:22,597 Ladies, 581 00:23:22,599 --> 00:23:25,299 let me rephrase that, huh? 582 00:23:25,301 --> 00:23:27,402 So how'd you get out of it? 583 00:23:27,404 --> 00:23:29,137 Hmm? The charity thing you chair? 584 00:23:29,139 --> 00:23:30,551 How'd you get out of going? 585 00:23:30,561 --> 00:23:32,340 Oh, I just told them something came up. 586 00:23:32,342 --> 00:23:34,308 I mean, when Raf offered to put me up at the hotel, 587 00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:35,643 how could I resist? 588 00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:36,844 You definitely didn't. 589 00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:38,179 No. 590 00:23:41,354 --> 00:23:43,608 I've never chaired anything before. 591 00:23:43,618 --> 00:23:46,325 Is it hard work, chairing? 592 00:23:46,335 --> 00:23:48,189 I'd-I'd love to know some details. 593 00:23:48,191 --> 00:23:50,925 I'm pretty sure this is Jane sussing Cat out. 594 00:23:50,927 --> 00:23:53,895 Oh, it's boring, all of it. 595 00:23:53,897 --> 00:23:56,056 I'm so glad you wanted to have dinner. 596 00:23:56,066 --> 00:23:57,746 I thought you were angry with me, honestly. 597 00:23:58,022 --> 00:24:00,401 - Me? No. - She just thinks you're hiding something. 598 00:24:00,403 --> 00:24:03,104 Okay. I just need five more minutes. 599 00:24:09,986 --> 00:24:12,833 O-M-G. Is that cash? 600 00:24:12,843 --> 00:24:14,618 And jewels?! 601 00:24:36,272 --> 00:24:38,706 Holy Hitchcock! 602 00:24:39,785 --> 00:24:40,957 Jane? 603 00:24:41,164 --> 00:24:43,869 _ 604 00:24:45,072 --> 00:24:48,055 Jane! What are you doing? You are not a chair 605 00:24:48,065 --> 00:24:50,110 for the Devoted Residents Inspired by the Arts. 606 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,466 - What?! - I thought it was weird 607 00:24:51,468 --> 00:24:53,268 that you suddenly bailed on your gala. 608 00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:56,405 And... I didn't find your name anywhere on that Web site. 609 00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:57,839 Because I'm an anonymous benefactor. 610 00:24:57,841 --> 00:24:59,207 What does that have to do with my bag? 611 00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:00,963 I saw cash and jewels. 612 00:25:00,973 --> 00:25:02,492 I mean, that's suspicious, right? 613 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:03,935 Not when you've just reentered the States 614 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,303 from Venezuela, where it's recommended 615 00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:06,804 non-residents carry U.S. dollars. 616 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,373 Darling, ATMs aren't safe. 617 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,014 Foreign credit cards aren't reliable. 618 00:25:12,024 --> 00:25:14,477 The jewels are family heirlooms I intend to place for auction 619 00:25:14,487 --> 00:25:16,367 at Sotheby's once I'm back in the city. 620 00:25:16,377 --> 00:25:19,077 At which point, I'll send the money back to Venezuela, 621 00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:21,313 where our family is desperately poor, 622 00:25:21,315 --> 00:25:23,515 along with the rest of the country. 623 00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:28,593 Oh, Jane, I think it's time to start groveling. 624 00:25:28,603 --> 00:25:31,223 I am so, so sorry. 625 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,958 I had you all wrong. 626 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,335 You are just the kind of entitled client 627 00:25:34,345 --> 00:25:37,662 I do not tolerate as one of my High Dollar Rollers! 628 00:25:37,664 --> 00:25:39,831 Clearly, you're hung up on your ex. 629 00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:40,942 You've wasted my time 630 00:25:40,952 --> 00:25:43,602 and the time of 27 quality girls I brought you, 631 00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:46,284 including Denise Richards, an Olsen twin and a Duggar. 632 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:49,966 I will send Denise Richards a Ropology basket. 633 00:25:49,968 --> 00:25:52,031 You're out of the club, Rogelio. 634 00:25:53,271 --> 00:25:54,904 I understand. 635 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,811 Maybe I'm not looking for love after all. 636 00:25:57,821 --> 00:26:00,076 Would have been nice to know that before I put your picture on my Twitter. 637 00:26:00,078 --> 00:26:02,011 I just mean, I might have to accept 638 00:26:02,013 --> 00:26:04,680 it's not gonna happen right now, which is okay. 639 00:26:04,682 --> 00:26:07,283 What's more important to me is a baby. 640 00:26:07,947 --> 00:26:10,319 If you don't mind my asking, 641 00:26:10,321 --> 00:26:12,722 why are you so obsessed with having a kid? 642 00:26:13,199 --> 00:26:14,891 Well... 643 00:26:14,893 --> 00:26:16,859 I only met my daughter Jane recently, 644 00:26:16,861 --> 00:26:20,063 and being her dad has been the greatest joy in my life. 645 00:26:20,857 --> 00:26:22,265 But I didn't get to do it 646 00:26:22,267 --> 00:26:24,500 from the beginning. 647 00:26:24,502 --> 00:26:26,669 And I want that, Darci. 648 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,825 - I don't believe it. - Stop. 649 00:26:31,835 --> 00:26:33,509 She went through your bag. 650 00:26:33,511 --> 00:26:35,211 Life's too short to stay mad. 651 00:26:35,213 --> 00:26:37,239 As the Italians say: 652 00:26:37,249 --> 00:26:40,340 Oggi in figura, domani in sepoltura. 653 00:26:41,953 --> 00:26:45,088 Sorry. It means “Today in person, tomorrow in the grave”" 654 00:26:45,090 --> 00:26:46,889 Kind of like carpe diem. 655 00:26:48,028 --> 00:26:51,313 _ 656 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,762 _ 657 00:26:57,869 --> 00:27:00,636 I told you Mommy would be back. 658 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,705 Now, come on. 659 00:27:07,743 --> 00:27:09,579 It wasn't a church I remembered. 660 00:27:09,581 --> 00:27:10,734 It was a convent. 661 00:27:10,744 --> 00:27:13,816 There was a nun who spoke Italian and this creepy statue. 662 00:27:13,818 --> 00:27:15,985 It was a woman's head wearing a veil. 663 00:27:15,987 --> 00:27:17,353 Is that it? 664 00:27:17,363 --> 00:27:18,691 _ 665 00:27:18,701 --> 00:27:20,823 Yeah. Yeah, that looks right. 666 00:27:20,825 --> 00:27:23,392 It's in St. Genevieve's Convent here in Miami. 667 00:27:23,394 --> 00:27:25,061 And guess where their mother superior, 668 00:27:25,063 --> 00:27:26,729 Constantine Ciancuilli, 669 00:27:26,731 --> 00:27:28,431 did her junior nun training. 670 00:27:28,433 --> 00:27:30,036 It's her novitiate, not junior nun training. 671 00:27:30,046 --> 00:27:32,101 Right. She was at the convent in Orvieto. 672 00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:33,569 Okay. So what now? You question her, 673 00:27:33,571 --> 00:27:35,505 you search her office, or what? 674 00:27:35,507 --> 00:27:37,840 Your childhood memory isn't enough for a warrant. 675 00:27:37,842 --> 00:27:39,342 Plus, if she was involved with your mom 676 00:27:39,344 --> 00:27:42,678 and dealing stolen art, she could run. 677 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,514 Okay, this is interesting. 678 00:27:44,516 --> 00:27:47,950 Mother Constantine visits St. Vincent's Hospital every weekday 679 00:27:47,952 --> 00:27:49,837 at 2:00 pm, and there are tours 680 00:27:49,847 --> 00:27:51,486 of the convent every day at 2:30. 681 00:27:51,496 --> 00:27:53,589 So you want me to take a tour, see if it triggers anything? 682 00:27:53,591 --> 00:27:56,659 Exactly. Anything more specific could get us a warrant. 683 00:27:56,661 --> 00:27:58,861 Yeah, cool. Okay, so I'll-I'll just go in there 684 00:27:58,863 --> 00:28:01,164 like a tourist and look around at all the nun stuff. 685 00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,298 Oh, my God. 686 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,900 You can't go in there calling it “nun stuff.” 687 00:28:03,902 --> 00:28:05,134 Let me go with him. 688 00:28:05,136 --> 00:28:06,769 I'll know the right questions to ask. 689 00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:10,506 Otherwise, he's gonna stick out like a rich, godless sore thumb. 690 00:28:10,508 --> 00:28:13,009 Which brings us... 691 00:28:13,011 --> 00:28:14,777 well, here. 692 00:28:14,779 --> 00:28:17,480 We're so excited for the tour. 693 00:28:17,482 --> 00:28:21,784 Yes, uh, we hear the main chapel is awesome. 694 00:28:23,488 --> 00:28:25,288 Amen. 695 00:28:30,295 --> 00:28:33,822 Sorry. I couldn't resist Hitchcocking it up a bit. 696 00:28:36,768 --> 00:28:39,696 Oh, but this is scary enough on its own. 697 00:28:39,706 --> 00:28:40,770 Hello? 698 00:28:40,772 --> 00:28:43,372 A couple showed up out of the blue. 699 00:28:43,374 --> 00:28:46,242 I think one of them is Rafael Solano. 700 00:28:46,244 --> 00:28:48,844 Thank you, Sister. 701 00:28:48,846 --> 00:28:50,846 I'll come right back. 702 00:28:54,704 --> 00:28:58,854 Our convent is in the Gothic style, rare to the Miami area. 703 00:28:58,856 --> 00:29:01,123 In modern times, service to the community 704 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:03,326 has always been our main priority. 705 00:29:03,328 --> 00:29:06,629 In fact, originally, this convent was European. 706 00:29:06,631 --> 00:29:09,586 The structures were dismantled stone by stone, 707 00:29:09,596 --> 00:29:11,901 - bound with protective hay... - What? 708 00:29:11,903 --> 00:29:15,805 Uh, I don't know. Something feels familiar. 709 00:29:16,326 --> 00:29:17,974 Go. 710 00:29:40,057 --> 00:29:44,964 _ 711 00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:05,723 Good afternoon, Mother Superior. 712 00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:08,324 You're back early. Will you be joining us for Vespers? 713 00:30:08,326 --> 00:30:11,439 Just after I stop by my office. 714 00:30:11,449 --> 00:30:15,131 Oh, no! I'd say we're in the midst of a classic suspense sequence. 715 00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:16,788 Remember Hitchcock's rules? 716 00:30:16,798 --> 00:30:20,312 _ 717 00:30:20,322 --> 00:30:23,449 _ 718 00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:33,482 All right, and this is the end of the tour. 719 00:30:34,684 --> 00:30:36,197 The Mother Superior is back early, 720 00:30:36,207 --> 00:30:37,784 if you'd like to join her for Vespers. 721 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:41,793 _ 722 00:30:42,830 --> 00:30:46,010 _ 723 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,697 Oh, there's no cell service here. 724 00:30:47,699 --> 00:30:49,065 Of course. 725 00:30:52,395 --> 00:30:54,341 _ 726 00:30:59,016 --> 00:31:01,110 Ugh! 727 00:31:01,516 --> 00:31:03,646 Uh, hey, hey, Sister, hold up! 728 00:31:04,782 --> 00:31:09,041 So sorry. I just so wanted to meet Mother Constantine. 729 00:31:09,051 --> 00:31:11,454 I heard so much about her good works. 730 00:31:11,456 --> 00:31:12,866 And I traveled so far. 731 00:31:12,876 --> 00:31:14,623 I believe she went to her office. 732 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,898 It's that way, through the chapel. 733 00:31:22,863 --> 00:31:24,695 Mother Constantine? 735 00:31:32,310 --> 00:31:33,976 Oh. Sorry. 736 00:31:33,978 --> 00:31:35,769 Jane, wrong nun! 737 00:31:35,779 --> 00:31:38,381 With age, the hearing isn't so good. 738 00:31:48,619 --> 00:31:51,494 I always knew this day would come. 739 00:31:52,964 --> 00:31:54,397 And, friends, 740 00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:56,828 now it's time for rule number three. 741 00:31:56,838 --> 00:31:58,291 _ 742 00:31:58,301 --> 00:32:00,803 But I'm afraid we can't do that. 743 00:32:00,805 --> 00:32:02,471 Not yet. 744 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:08,923 Okay, I-I don't understand. 745 00:32:08,925 --> 00:32:10,691 Do you know who I am? 746 00:32:10,693 --> 00:32:12,393 Of course. 747 00:32:12,395 --> 00:32:14,362 You're Rafael Solano. 748 00:32:15,612 --> 00:32:17,565 Okay, what-what is going on? 749 00:32:17,567 --> 00:32:19,600 I'll tell you. 750 00:32:19,602 --> 00:32:21,069 Please sit. 752 00:32:36,853 --> 00:32:38,920 I'm sorry. I don't know how to say this. 753 00:32:38,922 --> 00:32:40,354 Then I'll ask. 754 00:32:40,356 --> 00:32:42,957 Were you dealing in stolen art with my father? 755 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,159 Yes. 756 00:32:46,387 --> 00:32:51,532 During my novitiate in Orvieto, the convent was in financial trouble. 757 00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:54,869 Our orphanage, it needed money. 758 00:32:54,871 --> 00:32:57,238 And then your father approached me. 759 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,640 So he paid you to steal it? 760 00:32:59,642 --> 00:33:01,375 In my idealistic youth, 761 00:33:01,377 --> 00:33:05,346 I saw myself as a Robin Hood of sorts, 762 00:33:05,348 --> 00:33:08,049 taking from the rich to help the orphans. 763 00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:11,986 Why did my mother pay you every month, even after he died? 764 00:33:11,988 --> 00:33:15,022 Okay. I think this is the big reveal. 765 00:33:15,024 --> 00:33:16,891 Brace yourself, buddy. 766 00:33:17,550 --> 00:33:20,760 Elena discovered the deal I made with Emilio 767 00:33:21,253 --> 00:33:23,698 and threatened to expose me. 768 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,100 Unless I did something for her. 769 00:33:26,102 --> 00:33:27,802 She continued to pay me 770 00:33:27,804 --> 00:33:30,972 every month, even though I wanted her to stop. 771 00:33:30,974 --> 00:33:33,174 To remind me, I think. 772 00:33:33,176 --> 00:33:35,476 As if I could ever forget. 773 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,147 In any case, the truth. 774 00:33:39,149 --> 00:33:40,923 You deserve it. 776 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:49,590 Go on. 777 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,292 Open it. 778 00:33:54,638 --> 00:33:57,365 - I still have so many questions. - Observe Jane 779 00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:59,867 trying to distract the nun she thinks is the Mother Superior. 780 00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:02,270 About... the flying buttresses. 781 00:34:02,765 --> 00:34:05,273 Sorry, dear, but we've been over everything I know 782 00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:07,375 about the building's architecture. 783 00:34:07,377 --> 00:34:09,710 Of course, she's definitely not the Mother Superior. 784 00:34:09,712 --> 00:34:11,345 Wait, please! 785 00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:14,147 There is something else I need to talk about. 786 00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:16,951 It's... personal. 787 00:34:16,953 --> 00:34:18,252 It's a... 788 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,952 r-really personal problem. 789 00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:22,190 Yes? 790 00:34:26,369 --> 00:34:29,597 What do you do if you and your child's father differ, 791 00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,532 in terms of religious upbringing? 792 00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:34,702 Oh, well, that's a problem many families face. 793 00:34:34,704 --> 00:34:36,137 Exactly, exactly. 794 00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:38,806 See, I've always gone to mass regularly. 795 00:34:38,808 --> 00:34:42,376 - I mean, not lately, but... - And why do you think that is? 796 00:34:43,002 --> 00:34:45,451 Oh. Well, I don't know. 797 00:34:45,461 --> 00:34:48,883 Life got in the way, I guess, and then, um... 798 00:34:49,657 --> 00:34:53,234 Well, my husband got shot, and he almost died. 799 00:34:57,126 --> 00:34:59,393 Yeah, so that was big. 800 00:34:59,395 --> 00:35:01,429 Um... 801 00:35:02,966 --> 00:35:07,132 And I felt mad at God, honestly. 802 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:12,006 Because... why did that happen? 803 00:35:12,008 --> 00:35:14,742 Why would he do that? I mean, what is the reason? 804 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:20,014 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. It's all right. 805 00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:23,484 Even nuns experience doubt at times. 806 00:35:24,905 --> 00:35:28,066 And I can see that having a relationship with God 807 00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:29,880 is important to you. 808 00:35:29,890 --> 00:35:32,394 And as with all relationships, 809 00:35:32,404 --> 00:35:35,663 sometimes they take work. 810 00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:40,434 So, we should go. 811 00:35:41,379 --> 00:35:44,238 - Are you okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 812 00:35:45,369 --> 00:35:46,974 Thank you. 813 00:35:49,312 --> 00:35:51,612 Sorry. I was trying to distract the Mother Superior. 814 00:35:51,614 --> 00:35:53,814 That's not the Mother Superior. 815 00:35:55,090 --> 00:35:56,083 So, nothing? 817 00:36:01,013 --> 00:36:03,758 And I'm returning the stolen art and turning myself in to the police. 818 00:36:04,097 --> 00:36:05,117 What? 819 00:36:05,127 --> 00:36:06,514 I don't want you to withhold any evidence 820 00:36:06,524 --> 00:36:08,921 that could help with this investigation. 821 00:36:10,112 --> 00:36:11,932 You don't have to make a decision right now. 822 00:36:11,934 --> 00:36:13,534 I've already decided. 823 00:36:13,536 --> 00:36:16,036 I want to set a good example for Mateo. 824 00:36:16,515 --> 00:36:18,439 So I have to stop this completely insane 825 00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:21,309 and corrupt cycle that is the Solano family. 826 00:36:25,108 --> 00:36:26,580 So, I've been thinking, 827 00:36:27,135 --> 00:36:29,943 I should work on my relationship with God right now. 828 00:36:29,953 --> 00:36:31,758 Hold off a little with Mateo. 829 00:36:31,768 --> 00:36:33,287 Yeah? 830 00:36:33,289 --> 00:36:34,722 I think that's a goo gidea. 831 00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:36,991 And I'm happy to go to church with you. 832 00:36:36,993 --> 00:36:38,359 Occasionally. 833 00:36:38,361 --> 00:36:40,061 I'm gonna be busy soon, 834 00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:43,331 back to work. Plus, you and Abuela could use the quality time. 835 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,032 Thank you. 836 00:36:45,034 --> 00:36:46,634 Mwah. Now leave me alone. 837 00:36:46,636 --> 00:36:48,502 - I've got to get some writing done. - Okay. 838 00:36:48,504 --> 00:36:49,837 - Oh, yeah. - Here we go. 839 00:36:49,839 --> 00:36:52,073 Which she did, for the record. 840 00:36:57,229 --> 00:36:59,480 For the whole dark and stormy night. 841 00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:04,600 _ 842 00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:06,913 _ 843 00:37:06,923 --> 00:37:09,423 - And morning. - You're up early. 844 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:12,460 I want to finish this chapter before brunch at Abuela's. 845 00:37:12,462 --> 00:37:14,962 I'm changing it from a first-person narrative to third. 846 00:37:14,964 --> 00:37:17,732 An omniscient point of view will build suspense. 847 00:37:17,734 --> 00:37:18,666 Agreed. 848 00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:20,445 - Hello? - Case in point, 849 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:23,104 Michael's about to get terrible news. 850 00:37:24,092 --> 00:37:25,475 Okay. 851 00:37:26,233 --> 00:37:28,580 What's wrong? What's going on? 852 00:37:28,590 --> 00:37:30,578 I didn't pass my physical. 853 00:37:31,329 --> 00:37:33,781 - I can't go back to the force. - What? 854 00:37:33,783 --> 00:37:34,949 No. 855 00:37:34,951 --> 00:37:36,450 They said desk duty. 856 00:37:36,452 --> 00:37:38,886 I can do desk duty. 857 00:37:43,932 --> 00:37:45,332 I'm sorry about Michael. 858 00:37:45,342 --> 00:37:47,041 Yeah. He just needs a little time alone. 859 00:37:47,051 --> 00:37:48,284 Yeah. 860 00:37:48,813 --> 00:37:49,897 Sit? 861 00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:02,343 I know you know. 862 00:38:02,345 --> 00:38:04,945 - About Bruce. - What are you doing, Mom? 863 00:38:04,947 --> 00:38:07,148 - He's changed. He has. - Stop. 864 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:08,716 He's a good person. 865 00:38:08,718 --> 00:38:11,085 He's a jerk who broke your heart over and over. 866 00:38:11,087 --> 00:38:13,220 Not to mention he's a liar who hid the fact 867 00:38:13,222 --> 00:38:15,122 that he was married from you. 868 00:38:16,993 --> 00:38:19,244 No. He didn't. 869 00:38:21,029 --> 00:38:23,199 - What? - I knew. 870 00:38:24,567 --> 00:38:28,469 I knew he was married when we got together. 871 00:38:29,968 --> 00:38:31,554 Great. 872 00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:35,309 I'm giving you one more chance. 873 00:38:35,311 --> 00:38:37,745 Thank you, Darci Factor, thank you. 874 00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:41,003 Because I've found just what you're looking for. 875 00:38:41,013 --> 00:38:44,452 This girl shares your values, your desires. 876 00:38:44,454 --> 00:38:46,921 No attachments. Has her own money. 877 00:38:46,923 --> 00:38:48,923 And most importantly, wants a baby. 878 00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:52,808 You're not trying to pawn off Chelsea Handler on me again, are you? 879 00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:54,520 Rogelio, it's me. 880 00:38:55,031 --> 00:38:56,386 Not to date. 881 00:38:56,396 --> 00:38:57,665 Just to have a baby with. 882 00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,999 Think about it. 883 00:38:59,001 --> 00:39:01,368 We'd be very compatible parents. 884 00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:03,137 Two aging narcissists. 885 00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:05,105 We'd only have the kid half the time. 886 00:39:05,107 --> 00:39:07,761 The other half, we'd get to have lives. 887 00:39:08,087 --> 00:39:11,479 I can't believe you called me aging. 888 00:39:12,482 --> 00:39:14,945 Will you at least think about it? 889 00:39:15,192 --> 00:39:17,254 I'm having a baby! 890 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:19,687 _ 891 00:39:19,697 --> 00:39:22,957 So, congratulations on your bouncing baby... 892 00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:24,525 business arrangement. 893 00:39:24,527 --> 00:39:25,843 Thank you. 894 00:39:28,543 --> 00:39:30,664 - Catalina. Hey. - Hey, love. 895 00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:33,103 I'm... I've just come from Raf's and I'm a bit worried. 896 00:39:33,113 --> 00:39:35,570 He seems really upset, but he wouldn't say why. 897 00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:38,839 - Oh, no. - Yeah, I thought you should know. 898 00:39:38,841 --> 00:39:42,510 Yeah, thanks for telling me. I'll check in on him. 899 00:39:43,023 --> 00:39:44,945 I feel terrible for misjudging her. 900 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:46,514 I had her all wrong. 901 00:39:48,415 --> 00:39:51,458 Or did she? 902 00:39:51,468 --> 00:39:53,821 How could you run out on me like that, huh? 903 00:39:53,823 --> 00:39:55,662 And with my mother's jewels? 904 00:39:55,672 --> 00:39:58,025 Oh, no. Does this mean you're mad? 905 00:39:58,027 --> 00:39:59,599 Stay mad at you? 906 00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:01,328 Impossible. 907 00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:03,030 Okay, get me out of here. 908 00:40:03,032 --> 00:40:05,697 This is cray-cray, right? 909 00:40:08,187 --> 00:40:10,981 It's just been a pretty crazy day, so... 910 00:40:11,589 --> 00:40:13,407 I wanted to check in. 911 00:40:22,478 --> 00:40:24,051 Rafael. 912 00:40:25,641 --> 00:40:26,921 What is it? 913 00:40:30,858 --> 00:40:33,761 Mother Constantine gave it to me. 914 00:40:34,629 --> 00:40:37,798 It's a secret she kept for Elena for 32 years. 915 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,934 Open it. 916 00:40:44,807 --> 00:40:46,173 What is it? 917 00:40:46,175 --> 00:40:47,808 It's a birth certificate. 918 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:50,311 My birth certificate. 919 00:40:50,313 --> 00:40:52,484 I was born in Italy. 920 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:56,317 Right around the time Elena lost a baby. 921 00:40:56,319 --> 00:40:59,972 She bribed the nuns, and they brought me over. 922 00:41:00,131 --> 00:41:01,681 What? 923 00:41:03,259 --> 00:41:05,125 I'm not a Solano. 925 00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:18,082 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~