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Previously on This is Us...
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You took the sourest lemon
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that life has to offer.
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and turned it into something
resembling lemonade.
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I'm starting to feel like
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you attaching yourself
to something that's not
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a calculated act is just too much
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for your empty human shell to handle.
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And that's our cue to leave.
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Where'd they go? Uh, they left.
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My car!
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Is that Sloane in your bed?
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Hey, Kate.
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- You're so pretty.
- Thank you, baby.
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Well, if I'm pretty, you're
pretty, 'cause we look alike.
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I've got to get a handle
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on myself, on the weight,
and on all of it.
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I need that more than anything
right now, and I want it.
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I want it more
than anything right now.
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Even more than me?
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You and William have known each other
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for Randall's entire life,
and you kept that from him?
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You kept that secret for 36 years.
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That must have been incredibly lonely.
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No. Not yet.
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I'll see you at Christmas.
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Did we overdo it?
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It's like a toy factory under there.
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I'm not really sure what
kind of message that sends.
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That we have three kids
and I work really hard.
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It's fine.
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Mom, are we going caroling?
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Yes, we will.
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Hey, Kate,
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stop counting presents.
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Mommy, my tummy hurts.
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I bet it does.
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I saw that open package of cookies
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in the kitchen that was supposed
to be for Santa's stomach,
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- and not yours.
- Pow, pow, pow!
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Hey, stop horsing around! - Guys.
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Mom, Kevin took my money from Grandma.
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No, I didn't. It's over
there on the table.
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Why do you even care?
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- You're too cheap to spend anything.
- Kev.
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When we're older,
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I'll be rich.
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And you won't have anything,
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and you'll have to live in a box.
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Enough money talk.
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You guys realize that
Christmas is not just
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about presents and
getting things, right?
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You guys know that.
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Hey, why don't you guys
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tell your mother what
Christmas is about, huh?
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Please.
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It's about Jesus stuff.
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"Jesus stuff."
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That's it. We are going to church.
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Probably a good idea.
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Yes. We're going.
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My tummy really hurts.
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Baby, that is not
getting you out of church.
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We'll go caroling when we get back.
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I don't know, babe.
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She-she's really burning up.
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Mommy, I'm scared.
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I know, baby, I know, but
everything's gonna be fine.
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I promise you.
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You're gonna be asleep,
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and they take out
appendixes every day here.
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It's like... pulling a tooth.
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But that hurts.
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Yeah, that was a terrible example.
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Um, can you stop for a second?
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I have an idea.
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Uh, everyone hold hands.
I'll be right back.
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Come on, guys, hands.
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Hey, baby.
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This branch-- do you see this branch?
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This branch has Christmas magic on it.
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Nothing bad ever happens
on Christmas Eve.
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Say it.
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Nothing bad happens on Christmas Eve.
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Now, I'm gonna hold on to this for you,
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and when you wake up,
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all of us are gonna be waiting
for you, and guess what.
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It's gonna be Christmas.
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- Okay. I love you.
- Thanks, guys.
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I love you.
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Thanks.
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Good Mommy.
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Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Kev?
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Bud?
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Kev?
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Hold on a sec, bud. Thanks, guys. Sorry.
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It's scary, but she's gonna
be okay, I promise you.
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I think we're gonna be
here for a little bit,
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so why don't I go try and
find us some good snacks.
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I worked in this
hospital 40 years.
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I know you have a stash
of decent blankets.
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Dr. K?
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I thought I recognized that voice.
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Oh, hey, you.
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Yeah, it's been a while.
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Nine years.
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Ooh.
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What's... happening?
What's all this about?
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I was rushing to get to the
airport, hit some ice.
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Wrapped my old LeSabre
around a lamppost.
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Ooh. How about you?
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You just come for the food?
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No. Uh, our little Kate...
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appendectomy.
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Oh, no.
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And on Christmas Eve.
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Well, don't worry about it;
it's routine stuff these days.
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Yeah, thank you. I know.
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Where is your family?
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They on their way?
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Uh, Montana; that's where we go.
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I mean, they're-they're trying,
but weather being what it is,
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they wouldn't get here in
time to say good-bye anyway.
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Good-bye?
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I don't, I don't really understand.
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You seem okay.
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Yeah, well... it's internal.
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A slow hemorrhage between
the heart and a lung.
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Can't they operate?
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Well, I'm sure they'll try,
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but don't let this flattering
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hospital lighting fool
you, Rebecca, I'm old.
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And the odds of digging around in me
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without causing either a
massive stroke or a bleed-out
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are close enough to zero to pass
for it in any math I know of.
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No, come on. Th-They're gonna fix him.
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I don't know, Jack.
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Who's Dr. K?
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Uh, he's the doctor who
delivered Kevin and Kate.
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If it weren't for him, we
never would have found you.
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So he's kind of responsible
for our family.
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And tonight...
we're gonna be his.
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Thank you.
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It's not just a coincidence.
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The only reason you delivered our kids
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was because our doctor's appendix burst,
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and now Kate's appendix
brought us all back here.
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On Christmas Eve, of all nights.
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You trying to wax poetic on me?
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I'd rather you wax that mustache.
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'Cause if your musings on
the great circle of life
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are gonna be the last
things I ever hear,
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dear God, take me now.
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You're not going anywhere, okay?
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Y-You're gonna be fine.
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And, Jack, I am very excited
that you became a doctor
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in the years since we talked,
but you don't have to say that.
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You said it so many times to us.
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From the looks of things, I was right.
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Yeah.
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Are you scared?
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Rebecca.
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Scared?
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Of the great beyond?
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Well, now, I-I am on quite
a bit of morphine here,
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so that does have to
be taken into account,
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but, uh... no.
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I guess I would say curious.
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I remember the first time I walked up
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on the edge of the Grand Canyon.
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It's been pretty well talked up,
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so my expectations were mighty high.
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But still, it, uh...
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it did not disappoint.
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Not a bit.
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Mount Rushmore I could take or leave.
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No, I mean it.
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If the great beyond
is no more impressive
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than the oversized mugs
of four old white men,
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hell, I can see that in
my Wednesday golf group.
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If I want to pray, which
one works the best?
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Well, in the end,
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I'd say they all get the
job done just fine.
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So the old man is
nearly gone at this point.
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And I'm there with his wife,
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and their kids are crying,
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you know, just waiting for the end.
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The guys says, barely above a whisper--
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I mean, you can hardly hear him--
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"Let me go. I want to go."
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Well, his wife is... in tears,
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and leaning over him,
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and she says, "Yes, go, my love.
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We'll be okay. You can go."
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The old man wheezes out, "No, I can't.
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You're standing on my damn catheter."
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Do you want to come in?
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I take it you're Randall.
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My dad said you're the
reason they adopted me.
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So thank you.
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Well, would you look at that.
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Aw.
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That is a fine snow globe.
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I love that.
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Thank you, Randall.
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But, you know, the only
thing I did that day
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was nudge a man in a direction
he already wanted to go.
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If at some point in your life,
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you find a way to show somebody
else the same kindness
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that your parents
showed you, that's, uh,
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well, that's all the present I'll need.
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But I sure do like this snow globe.
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Yes, sir. You know,
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I'll bet you that's just what
my Montana cabin looks like,
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right this minute.
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It lights up.
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It does?
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Come show me.
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Well, would you look at that.
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So it does.
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I'll be darned.
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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They can't cancel our play
on Christmas Eve. Who does that?
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What did you think would happen?
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Our lead actress vanished a month ago,
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off the face of the planet,
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rode away from your cabin,
so thank you very much.
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"Thank you very much"? What did I do?
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You got involved with her.
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You slept with the
Tony-nominated star of my play
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and ruined everything.
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Yeah, well, you know, I
slept with you, too.
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It didn't ruin anything.
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Yeah, only ten years of therapy.
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I came to New York
specifically to do this play.
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My play. And now, because
of you, I have to go
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to Hanukkah dinner at my parents' house
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and tell them and my perfect sister
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that the play isn't happening--
years of hearing that I'd never
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be a playwright, and then
finally I was, but now I'm not.
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I'm sorry, okay? Really, I'm sorry.
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- What can I do?
- Come to dinner with me.
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Oh, thanks, yeah, but I
have this Christmas Eve
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tradition thing I do at my brother's.
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No, I'm not really asking you.
You owe me.
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Why do you want me to come
to your family dinner?
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'Cause I told Mom I'm dating the Manny.
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That seems weird.
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Well, I'd just made the huge
mistake of sleeping with you.
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And then I was on the phone with my mom,
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and she was going on and
on about how I'd never
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make a living as a
playwright, and because
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our only other topic of
conversation is my love life,
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I said, "I'm dating the
Manny," just to shut her up.
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And so now I can't show up
with no play and no Manny.
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So you want me to pretend we're dating.
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Which is insane, I know.
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No. No, it's fine. Actually,
we did that storyline twice
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on the show. Come on.
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Great, that makes me feel a lot better.
263
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Oh, Kevin, anything else?
264
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Mm-mm.
265
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No, Mrs. Sandberg, I am all set.
266
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But, um, thank you.
Everything's been great.
267
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- Hanukkah, right? Crazy.
- We used to watch The Manny.
268
00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:03,138
- Oh, yeah?
- When did you ever watch The Manny?
269
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We watched The Manny. We loved it.
270
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Really? 'Cause I thought you
were too busy to watch TV.
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We watched The Manny, Sloane.
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- What do you want me to say?
- Well, I tell you what,
273
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I am happy that you did.
274
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- Thank you.
- Oh, me, too.
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I am so happy that you had time
276
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to watch The Manny,
but couldn't come see
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my play that ran for four weekends
278
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right down the street.
279
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Is that the one with the awful mother?
280
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It was you, Ma. It wasn't me.
281
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- She gave the character your name.
- How do you know?
282
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You were too busy watching
The Manny to go see it.
283
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- Can we be excused?
- After the reading.
284
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Uh, Paul, the shamash?
285
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,533
Oh, Sloane, do the story.
286
00:12:31,535 --> 00:12:33,435
Kevin, you are in for a treat.
287
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- She tells it beautifully.
- Why is it always her?
288
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I can tell it beautifully.
289
00:12:36,374 --> 00:12:39,008
Honey, no offense, but you tell
it like it's a hostage video.
290
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I'm eloquent.
291
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Someone read the damn story.
292
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Okay, my little ones.
293
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So, many, many years ago,
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there was a Greek king who
ruled over all of Israel.
295
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And this king said,
296
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"You have to pray to the Greek gods,
297
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or you're gonna be in so much trouble."
298
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And the Jews were like,
"Yeah, I don't think so."
299
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And there was this one
man named Mattathias
300
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who had five sons and probably
some daughters, too--
301
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but we may never know,
because welcome to history--
302
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and one son named
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Judah Maccabee, who gathered
all of these fighters,
304
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and he called them The Maccabees
305
00:13:16,013 --> 00:13:18,147
because he got to name them.
306
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And they went against the king
307
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to get back the temple, even
though the Greek soldiers
308
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came in on giant elephants,
and I would have been like,
309
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"An elephant," and then just given up
310
00:13:30,961 --> 00:13:33,362
right then, but they didn't.
311
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The Jews rode strong until
the Greeks left Jerusalem.
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Yay, right?
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Except for when they
went back to the temple
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to light the menorah and clean up,
315
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they found that the Greeks destroyed
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all of the oil except for one jug.
317
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That's only enough to
light it for one night.
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But as God's reward
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for their loyal fighting,
he let that jug
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last for eight whole nights.
321
00:14:05,229 --> 00:14:07,563
- Why are we not doing that?
- What?
322
00:14:07,565 --> 00:14:08,864
It's like you and me, though, right?
323
00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:10,099
Nobody believes that I'm a real actor.
324
00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:11,900
Nobody believes that
you're a real playwright.
325
00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:13,902
- Who doesn't believe that?
- You, Ma.
326
00:14:13,904 --> 00:14:15,471
- Not true.
- Also me.
327
00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:17,506
See? No one believes. We have
to have faith in each other.
328
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,241
Right? Screw these producers.
329
00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:20,909
We'll put this play on ourselves.
330
00:14:20,911 --> 00:14:22,478
What... what does he mean?
331
00:14:22,481 --> 00:14:24,147
Did something go wrong with the play?
332
00:14:24,148 --> 00:14:25,848
I'm sorry.
333
00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,249
Uh...
334
00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:28,884
They pulled the plug.
335
00:14:28,886 --> 00:14:30,352
- Oh.
- We don't have an actress,
336
00:14:30,354 --> 00:14:32,054
so we don't have a play.
337
00:14:32,056 --> 00:14:34,223
Well, maybe we do have an actress.
338
00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:35,958
Oh, no. Come on.
339
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,326
No, no, no, you said
340
00:14:37,328 --> 00:14:39,027
- that you played the role before, right?
- No. No. Yes.
341
00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:40,896
- When I was workshopping it, I...
- That's great.
342
00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:42,898
Oh, you should have seen
her in Guys and Dolls.
343
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,800
It was sixth grade; they're
still talking about it.
344
00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:46,235
Oh, Melvin, get the tape.
345
00:14:46,237 --> 00:14:47,769
- I want to see the tape.
- No, no.
346
00:14:47,771 --> 00:14:49,304
- Kevin, putting on a show is...
- Mm-hmm?
347
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,173
...it's a huge amount of work.
348
00:14:51,176 --> 00:14:54,310
And money. I had a vendor try
to get me to invest in a show--
349
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,445
Wicked-- I said, "No way."
350
00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:57,513
And here we are.
351
00:14:57,515 --> 00:14:58,914
Huh.
352
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:00,549
Listen, here's my point:
I don't care, okay?
353
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,227
I'll put up my own money. We...
I have faith in us.
354
00:15:03,253 --> 00:15:04,519
I believe in us. Do you?
355
00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,169
What do you got to lose?
356
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:12,861
- Okay!
- Yes!
357
00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,363
- Okay, yes!
- You want to do it? We're gonna do it!
358
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:17,033
No, this is great. This is...
This actually happened once
359
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,867
in The Manny, but you got to be
careful, 'cause we were engaged
360
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:21,572
- by the end of season two, so...
- Oh, all right.
361
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,771
This will be the
size of your new stomach.
362
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:30,118
Aportion control is critical.
363
00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:32,944
In the beginning, you can only
eat about two ounces at a time,
364
00:15:32,946 --> 00:15:35,413
so you'll need to eat six small
meals throughout the day
365
00:15:35,415 --> 00:15:36,982
to get all the nutrients that you need.
366
00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:39,084
Is that a real egg?
367
00:15:40,888 --> 00:15:42,387
Um...
368
00:15:44,065 --> 00:15:45,931
There's no leeway in there.
369
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,967
If you overeat or eat something that
370
00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:51,036
your new stomach can't tolerate,
you may get violently ill--
371
00:15:51,038 --> 00:15:55,107
shakes, vomiting, sweats,
diarrhea, fainting.
372
00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:56,609
Are you hearing all of this?
373
00:15:56,611 --> 00:15:59,445
I'm trying to, but someone
won't stop talking.
374
00:15:59,447 --> 00:16:01,113
And because you're not eating much,
375
00:16:01,115 --> 00:16:02,481
you have to watch the quality
376
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,650
of your food to avoid malnutrition.
377
00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:06,418
You'll have to commit to a
vitamin and mineral regimen
378
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,454
the rest of your life
or risk things like
379
00:16:08,456 --> 00:16:10,389
anemia, osteoporosis--
380
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,258
diseases you would never think of.
381
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,460
And I thought the surgery itself
382
00:16:14,462 --> 00:16:16,562
was the only thing I had
to be concerned about.
383
00:16:16,564 --> 00:16:18,731
It sounds scary, I know.
384
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,599
But this surgery
385
00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:23,469
is actually a very positive
choice for most people.
386
00:16:23,471 --> 00:16:25,070
It's just part of my job to make sure
387
00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:26,171
everyone knows all the dangers.
388
00:16:26,173 --> 00:16:28,541
Well, you're very good at it.
389
00:16:30,244 --> 00:16:31,577
Thank you.
390
00:16:31,579 --> 00:16:34,413
And, because I know we're all
anxious to get out of here
391
00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:36,181
and start our holiday,
392
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:38,450
I hope you have something
very fun planned.
393
00:16:38,452 --> 00:16:41,387
We do. We're gonna go to my son's house.
394
00:16:41,389 --> 00:16:44,189
Well, good. Uh, so, Kate, I just need
395
00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:46,325
a, um, a few more things
for your intake forms.
396
00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:47,993
Is that your current weight?
397
00:16:47,995 --> 00:16:49,995
Uh, y-yeah, pretty close.
398
00:16:49,997 --> 00:16:51,664
Okay.
399
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:54,533
Ever take anything for depression?
400
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,670
Prozac. But it made me
gain weight, so I...
401
00:16:57,672 --> 00:16:59,572
- What?
- What?
402
00:16:59,574 --> 00:17:02,174
I didn't know that you were on Prozac.
403
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:04,443
- Yeah, well...
- Why?
404
00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:06,078
Because I'm not always jolly.
405
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,313
And what about eating habits?
406
00:17:07,315 --> 00:17:08,614
Do you ever binge?
407
00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:09,648
- Yes.
- No.
408
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,716
Mom.
409
00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:12,484
Okay, fine, when you were a kid, maybe,
410
00:17:12,486 --> 00:17:13,619
but I don't know why...
411
00:17:13,621 --> 00:17:15,120
Yeah. Also last month.
412
00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:17,323
Really?
413
00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:20,159
Yes, really.
414
00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:26,999
So, I hope you have a nice holiday.
415
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,400
Thank you.
416
00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:37,543
We can run in and change,
and go right to Randall's.
417
00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:40,646
I already texted him. I
don't feel like going.
418
00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:50,089
There's usually Christmas
music on 101.7.
419
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,224
Did I do this?
420
00:18:25,226 --> 00:18:28,093
I did, didn't I?
421
00:18:28,095 --> 00:18:29,528
With the food.
422
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,534
I didn't know if I brought
up the food too much
423
00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:37,202
or I wasn't bringing it up enough.
424
00:18:37,204 --> 00:18:39,104
I never knew what to say, Kate.
425
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,310
Did I do this to you?
426
00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:47,913
I don't know.
427
00:18:47,915 --> 00:18:50,649
Hey! Hey!
428
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,418
Hey, I figured out the lights.
It was the breaker that...
429
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,452
- Yeah.
- ...we never upgraded after
430
00:18:53,454 --> 00:18:55,154
we installed the trash compactor.
431
00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:56,622
All right, one second.
432
00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:57,623
Yes, okay, all right.
433
00:19:01,929 --> 00:19:04,296
You know what I want?
434
00:19:04,298 --> 00:19:07,299
I want one person to tell me
that I'm doing the right thing.
435
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:13,038
Do you remember when you
got your appendix out?
436
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,440
Yeah.
437
00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:16,675
And I remember being so scared.
438
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,478
'Cause you were just
my little baby girl.
439
00:19:23,651 --> 00:19:25,451
What did you say to me then?
440
00:19:25,453 --> 00:19:27,453
Hmm.
441
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:36,428
That nothing bad ever
happens on Christmas Eve.
442
00:19:37,598 --> 00:19:39,665
And I bet I liked it.
443
00:19:43,504 --> 00:19:45,671
Yes!
444
00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:46,739
For real!
445
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,519
I saw a monkey
on the street one night.
446
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:01,898
take me out there pretty late.
447
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,267
But this night, there it was.
448
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,836
It was on a side street,
just sitting there
449
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,005
in a pool of light under a lamppost.
450
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,607
Stared at me a bit,
451
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:14,010
then ran on up between the
buildings, but first,
452
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:17,747
with this look back at me like, "Mm-hmm.
You know."
453
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,950
Now, I can't even say for sure
454
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:22,485
if it was real, but like him,
455
00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:24,754
I knew in general, if you're
out on the street at 3:30
456
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,856
in the morning, at some point,
457
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,258
you realize you made a very wrong turn.
458
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,661
So I stopped the drugs
459
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:34,597
and learned to tame that
wildness from the inside,
460
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,333
until I could eventually
walk in the daylight.
461
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:42,638
That's why, when a man knocked
on my door one day...
462
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,809
...I was there to open it.
463
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:52,648
I don't know if it was from God or what.
464
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:56,252
I did not expect God's grace,
465
00:20:56,254 --> 00:21:00,756
but now I had to open
myself to the pain of it,
466
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,526
to feel the joy of it.
467
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,596
And that's a word we use
around the holiday times: joy.
468
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,799
'Cause the holidays are hard times.
469
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:13,636
But tonight I'll go
back to my son's house,
470
00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:16,872
have Christmas with
his beautiful family,
471
00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:20,476
and stay up late enough
to feel Christmas Eve
472
00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:25,248
turn into Christmas Day, one last time.
473
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,916
And you gave me that.
474
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:29,452
And I want to say I'm grateful.
475
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,520
And Merry Christmas.
476
00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:32,955
Thank you.
477
00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:38,527
Hello. I'm Jessie.
478
00:21:38,529 --> 00:21:40,963
Hi, Jessie.
479
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:46,335
Uh, no monkey story for you, I'm afraid.
480
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:49,705
Um, I do have one about a horse,
but it gets pretty filthy.
481
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:53,609
About a year ago, I was in
482
00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:56,279
quite a good place.
483
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:58,781
Thanks to diligence and these meetings,
484
00:21:58,783 --> 00:22:01,751
I had a grip on my various habits.
485
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,487
And I, too, had met someone,
486
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,789
at a time in my life
when I thought that bit
487
00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:09,725
of my heart could never
be stirred again.
488
00:22:09,727 --> 00:22:13,963
Uh, but then, that love went away.
489
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,865
Rather, the object of it went away.
490
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:19,602
Love itself was more stubborn.
491
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,637
I thought he had died.
492
00:22:21,639 --> 00:22:23,572
Or been killed, or was in prison.
493
00:22:23,574 --> 00:22:25,207
I had no idea. He just left.
494
00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:28,210
And I had some very dark nights,
495
00:22:28,212 --> 00:22:31,480
nights that lasted for days at a time.
496
00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:35,751
And... and then I found out
497
00:22:35,753 --> 00:22:37,787
he was fine.
498
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,689
No, he's more than fine.
499
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,758
He'd found his own new love: his family.
500
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,662
I wanted to be happy for him.
501
00:22:46,664 --> 00:22:48,297
I tried to be.
502
00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:51,000
But I was very, very bad at it.
503
00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:55,504
And so I turned to my old habits
504
00:22:55,506 --> 00:22:57,840
to chase away the
questions of how a person
505
00:22:57,842 --> 00:23:02,244
could behave in so inhuman a way.
506
00:23:02,246 --> 00:23:04,513
Oh, look.
507
00:23:04,515 --> 00:23:07,650
There is an animal in
my story after all.
508
00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:13,622
So now, to get better,
509
00:23:13,624 --> 00:23:17,827
I have to learn a new
skill: forgiveness.
510
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:21,664
And so far, it seems I'm
also very, very bad at that.
511
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:25,601
So I ask for your prayers...
512
00:23:25,603 --> 00:23:27,203
because...
513
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:30,840
this group is the one
thing I can depend on.
514
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:35,211
Hey, Randall, it's me.
515
00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,946
I'm gonna be a little
later than I thought.
516
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:39,448
Just got to take care
of a little business.
517
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:40,983
See you then.
518
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:45,488
The monkey was real.
519
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,789
I remember it on the news.
520
00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:48,924
Former animal trainer from the movies,
521
00:23:48,926 --> 00:23:51,494
had a pet monkey...
522
00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:53,262
got out...
523
00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:56,265
was recaptured.
524
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,401
Well, that's some relief, I guess.
525
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,373
Glad to see you're well.
526
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,409
Am I?
527
00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:15,384
Christmas tree or Santa?
528
00:24:15,386 --> 00:24:18,422
Not much of an appetite.
529
00:24:18,447 --> 00:24:19,641
So it spread?
530
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,266
Yeah, it's everywhere by now.
531
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:22,824
- Prognosis?
- Poor.
532
00:24:22,849 --> 00:24:25,483
And you didn't think I'd want to know.
533
00:24:25,903 --> 00:24:27,369
I'm sorry.
534
00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:29,307
I came here tonight
535
00:24:29,332 --> 00:24:31,098
to tell you I'm sorry;
I knew you'd be here.
536
00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:32,768
Did you?
537
00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:35,399
I didn't.
538
00:24:35,401 --> 00:24:38,001
Three months ago, I didn't think
I would be anywhere tonight.
539
00:24:38,403 --> 00:24:41,705
I was so broken, I would visit
your crazy old neighbor
540
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,396
just so I could hold your damn cat.
541
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,366
I shouldn't have run off.
542
00:24:46,368 --> 00:24:47,800
Why did you?
543
00:24:47,802 --> 00:24:49,102
I wanted to spare you.
544
00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:50,370
Oh. Nice.
545
00:24:50,372 --> 00:24:52,038
How selfless of you.
546
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,674
Okay, then spare me.
547
00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:58,678
I needed to say a proper good-bye.
548
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,847
I was wrong not to give us that.
549
00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:14,460
So, are you dying tonight?
550
00:25:14,462 --> 00:25:16,195
Not at the moment, no.
551
00:25:16,197 --> 00:25:17,363
Tomorrow, then?
552
00:25:17,365 --> 00:25:19,732
Sometime after, I suppose.
553
00:25:19,734 --> 00:25:22,635
Well, then, I'll keep this very simple.
554
00:25:22,637 --> 00:25:24,270
William Hill,
555
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,806
I loved you and you left.
556
00:25:26,808 --> 00:25:28,875
Now I'd like to spend
557
00:25:28,877 --> 00:25:31,945
whatever time you have
remaining together.
558
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,316
Would you?
559
00:25:39,257 --> 00:25:41,197
I'm gonna
be a little later than I thought.
560
00:25:41,222 --> 00:25:44,009
Just gotta take carea little business.
See you then.
561
00:25:44,049 --> 00:25:45,482
Is everybody drinking enough?
562
00:25:45,484 --> 00:25:47,250
Randall Pearson.
563
00:25:47,252 --> 00:25:48,952
My father won't be at the house, either.
564
00:25:49,189 --> 00:25:50,922
Kevin and Kate canceled.
565
00:25:50,947 --> 00:25:52,580
Now William's got some business.
566
00:25:52,582 --> 00:25:54,282
Where the hell you
think he went, anyway?
567
00:25:54,284 --> 00:25:56,017
Acting all mysterious.
568
00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:58,353
I was just talking with some
women outside of the bathroom,
569
00:25:58,355 --> 00:26:00,588
and word on the street
is you bought a boat.
570
00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:02,290
Well, Andy Fannin was selling his.
571
00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:04,559
Uh-oh. You didn't already
get me a boat, did you?
572
00:26:04,561 --> 00:26:05,827
That's not funny.
573
00:26:05,829 --> 00:26:07,095
What are you gonna do with a boat?
574
00:26:07,097 --> 00:26:09,097
Sometimes a man just needs a boat, Beth.
575
00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:11,899
This boat is not a boat,
Randall; this boat is sadness.
576
00:26:11,901 --> 00:26:13,234
Bad name for a boat.
577
00:26:13,236 --> 00:26:15,069
When you get depressed,
you buy things, Randall.
578
00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:16,070
I'm not depressed.
579
00:26:16,072 --> 00:26:17,872
- Baby. Please, okay?
- Hmm.
580
00:26:17,874 --> 00:26:20,074
Your father is dying and your
mother was lying to you...
581
00:26:20,076 --> 00:26:21,609
I told my mother I understand.
582
00:26:21,611 --> 00:26:24,679
Understanding and forgiveness
are two very different animals.
583
00:26:24,681 --> 00:26:26,948
The adult in you is probably all good,
584
00:26:26,950 --> 00:26:28,916
but the little boy in you is still hurt.
585
00:26:28,918 --> 00:26:30,651
So I got him a boat.
586
00:26:30,653 --> 00:26:31,986
You're welcome, little boy.
587
00:26:31,988 --> 00:26:34,555
Hey, go find Andy Fannin
and un-buy the boat.
588
00:26:34,557 --> 00:26:35,790
Can't.
589
00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:38,092
Tyler's still giving out bonuses.
590
00:26:38,094 --> 00:26:39,594
All right, let's see if Linda Banks
591
00:26:39,596 --> 00:26:41,062
was naughty or nice this year.
592
00:26:41,064 --> 00:26:42,764
- That's just wrong.
- I know.
593
00:26:42,766 --> 00:26:45,767
He makes all of us come
here on Christmas Eve,
594
00:26:45,769 --> 00:26:47,502
just 'cause he doesn't have any family.
595
00:26:47,504 --> 00:26:49,470
Neither do we, now they all canceled.
596
00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:52,840
Hey. We have two little girls
at my sister's house, you know.
597
00:26:52,842 --> 00:26:55,476
- Unless you want to leave them there.
- No.
598
00:26:55,478 --> 00:26:57,445
- You know what I want?
- Hmm?
599
00:26:57,447 --> 00:26:59,881
I want it to go back to
the way it was before.
600
00:26:59,883 --> 00:27:02,517
Before I went and stirred everything up.
601
00:27:02,519 --> 00:27:05,253
Found William and opened the
door to everybody's drama.
602
00:27:05,255 --> 00:27:06,487
And bought a boat.
603
00:27:06,489 --> 00:27:07,722
I will go un-buy the boat.
604
00:27:07,724 --> 00:27:09,323
- Thank you.
- Okay.
605
00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:11,526
I'm gonna go find Andy Fannin right now.
606
00:27:11,528 --> 00:27:14,061
Just don't complain to me when
you want to hop over to Bermuda.
607
00:27:14,063 --> 00:27:15,296
- I will not.
- Don't.
608
00:27:15,298 --> 00:27:17,298
- I will not do that.
- Thank you very much.
609
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,833
Hey, you know what?
The hell with it.
610
00:27:18,835 --> 00:27:20,468
Ho, ho, ho, everyone.
611
00:27:20,470 --> 00:27:25,106
It's gonna be a very green Christmas.
612
00:27:25,108 --> 00:27:26,441
Wow.
613
00:27:52,836 --> 00:27:54,435
Andy, hey.
614
00:27:54,437 --> 00:27:55,503
Randall!
615
00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:56,604
What is up?
616
00:27:56,606 --> 00:27:58,973
Uh...
617
00:27:58,975 --> 00:28:01,008
What are you
doing out here, man?
618
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:02,877
Just taking a break, man, smoking.
619
00:28:02,879 --> 00:28:04,812
Oh. Didn't know you smoked.
620
00:28:04,814 --> 00:28:06,948
Yeah, I just, I just,
I just picked it up.
621
00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:08,516
Where are your cigarettes?
622
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,353
Yeah, I forgot them.
623
00:28:12,355 --> 00:28:14,255
Ah.
624
00:28:21,498 --> 00:28:23,130
Everything okay, man?
625
00:28:23,132 --> 00:28:24,098
Everything's good.
626
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,566
- Good.
- Yeah.
627
00:28:25,568 --> 00:28:27,602
Uh, I just wanted to talk
to you about the boat,
628
00:28:27,604 --> 00:28:29,237
but I'm not really a fan of heights.
629
00:28:29,239 --> 00:28:30,538
Is it okay if we go inside?
630
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,606
Why don't you just stay right there.
631
00:28:31,608 --> 00:28:33,207
Okay. That's no problem.
632
00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:35,409
Just be cool, all right? I am cool.
You be cool.
633
00:28:35,411 --> 00:28:36,978
No, I'm cool. We're both cool.
634
00:28:38,348 --> 00:28:40,948
What's going on, man?
635
00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:47,788
You, uh, you were here,
uh, last Christmas?
636
00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,824
Yeah. I had to be, right?
637
00:28:49,826 --> 00:28:51,492
You remember Tina?
638
00:28:51,494 --> 00:28:53,127
That red dress?
639
00:28:54,264 --> 00:28:55,329
From Payables? Yeah.
640
00:28:57,267 --> 00:28:59,734
Yeah, that was, that
was a hell of a dress.
641
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,273
Was it just the one time?
642
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,277
Been most of the year.
643
00:29:09,279 --> 00:29:12,113
Okay.
644
00:29:12,115 --> 00:29:14,882
So, uh, things were bad at home.
645
00:29:14,884 --> 00:29:16,851
No, they were good.
646
00:29:16,853 --> 00:29:18,452
Catherine was good, always there.
647
00:29:18,454 --> 00:29:22,123
So I worked and she...
648
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,825
she took care of me...
649
00:29:24,827 --> 00:29:28,563
and our family, our lives, and, uh...
650
00:29:28,565 --> 00:29:31,766
at some point, she just
went from, uh, uh, a wife
651
00:29:31,768 --> 00:29:33,334
to a teammate.
652
00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:37,238
And you don't have sex
with your teammate.
653
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,374
You have sex with...
654
00:29:40,376 --> 00:29:41,809
with Tina from Payables.
655
00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,744
Hey, listen to me, Andy.
656
00:29:43,746 --> 00:29:45,379
You had an affair.
657
00:29:45,381 --> 00:29:46,480
You don't get it.
658
00:29:46,482 --> 00:29:47,515
Well, th-then help me out.
659
00:29:47,517 --> 00:29:49,817
Catherine's done.
660
00:29:49,819 --> 00:29:52,853
Well, yeah, right now
she's pissed at you.
661
00:29:52,855 --> 00:29:54,088
Randall, she filed.
662
00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:55,623
She-- it's broken. I broke it.
663
00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:57,291
For no reason.
664
00:29:57,293 --> 00:29:59,660
My wife, my best friend, is gone.
665
00:29:59,662 --> 00:30:01,996
My kid, gone. My career, gone.
666
00:30:01,998 --> 00:30:03,164
And I'm dealing with it all by myself.
667
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,498
What do you mean your career's gone?
668
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,866
It's increments, man.
669
00:30:05,868 --> 00:30:08,035
I found myself making crazy
trades, taking huge risks.
670
00:30:08,037 --> 00:30:09,236
I lost a lot of money.
671
00:30:09,238 --> 00:30:10,338
What's a lot?
672
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:11,939
A lot. Mine and other people's.
673
00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:13,774
- Does Tyler know?
- He will.
674
00:30:13,776 --> 00:30:16,344
That's why I had to come here to
get the-the bonus, because...
675
00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:17,812
at least they'll have that.
676
00:30:17,814 --> 00:30:19,747
That's why you sold me the boat.
677
00:30:19,749 --> 00:30:21,048
Do not back out on me. I won't.
678
00:30:21,050 --> 00:30:23,017
- They need it.
- I'm not backing out, Andy.
679
00:30:26,689 --> 00:30:28,656
It wasn't till I was in the elevator
680
00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:31,626
I decided to do it here.
681
00:30:31,628 --> 00:30:34,228
It was just all the floors going up,
682
00:30:34,230 --> 00:30:36,263
and I, and I thought...
683
00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:41,769
"Yeah. This'll do the job."
684
00:30:41,771 --> 00:30:43,204
Hey, man, don't talk like that.
685
00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:46,874
No. I wasn't scared, Randall.
686
00:30:46,876 --> 00:30:49,710
Then I thought about the motel
room I got to go back to,
687
00:30:49,712 --> 00:30:51,445
and it scared the hell out of me.
688
00:30:51,447 --> 00:30:53,014
Decision made. Andy, stop, stop.
689
00:30:53,016 --> 00:30:55,750
Look, right now, you're just upset.
690
00:30:55,752 --> 00:30:58,419
Do I look upset?
691
00:30:58,642 --> 00:31:01,009
I'm clear. I'm clear as a bell.
692
00:31:01,011 --> 00:31:02,777
'Cause while I was here,
693
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:05,914
building nothing,
Catherine built our life.
694
00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:09,517
Our family, our friends.
695
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:13,352
And they all went with her.
696
00:31:13,354 --> 00:31:14,654
I'm your friend.
697
00:31:14,656 --> 00:31:15,884
Where do I live?
698
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,175
Andy, I don't know where you live.
699
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,899
Then shut up.
700
00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,118
You want my watch? It was my dad's.
701
00:31:26,142 --> 00:31:28,009
Good God, man, you made a mistake.
702
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,543
And I know what it's like to think
703
00:31:29,545 --> 00:31:32,613
that you're not allowed to, but
you don't get to just quit.
704
00:31:32,615 --> 00:31:34,782
- Oh, you don't get it, man!
- What, Andy? What don't I get?
705
00:31:34,784 --> 00:31:35,983
You don't live in my world, okay?!
706
00:31:35,985 --> 00:31:37,118
- Your life's perfect!
- What do you...
707
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,552
You have no idea.
708
00:31:38,554 --> 00:31:40,688
What are you talking about, Andy?
You don't know.
709
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,324
You don't have a monopoly on pain, man.
710
00:31:43,326 --> 00:31:46,727
My father left me at a fire
station the day I was born.
711
00:31:46,729 --> 00:31:48,362
He just took off.
712
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:51,432
But this year, Andy,
this year I found him.
713
00:31:51,434 --> 00:31:52,767
Okay?
714
00:31:52,769 --> 00:31:54,535
It took me 36 years,
715
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:57,638
but I found him, and I forgave him.
716
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,741
And my mother...
717
00:32:00,743 --> 00:32:03,110
She did some things, too.
718
00:32:03,112 --> 00:32:05,179
But she's still in my
life and she's facing it,
719
00:32:05,181 --> 00:32:06,781
just like he did,
720
00:32:06,783 --> 00:32:09,183
because there's always a chance
that things will get better.
721
00:32:09,185 --> 00:32:13,054
And your daughter-- what's her name?
722
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,690
Chloe.
723
00:32:15,692 --> 00:32:17,391
Chloe.
724
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:21,629
If you love Chloe hard,
she will love you back.
725
00:32:21,631 --> 00:32:25,199
That's the way kids work.
726
00:32:25,201 --> 00:32:27,101
And she will forgive you, Andy.
727
00:32:27,103 --> 00:32:29,103
But not if she can't.
728
00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:31,339
Like, if you make this the story...
729
00:32:31,341 --> 00:32:33,441
make this the night before
Christmas when her daddy
730
00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:35,910
spread himself all over
Second Avenue, then no.
731
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,979
Right?
732
00:32:38,981 --> 00:32:44,118
It is your job, as her father,
to stay here until she is ready.
733
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,021
And if you can't do that, Andy...
734
00:32:47,023 --> 00:32:49,824
Chloe will forgive you.
735
00:32:49,826 --> 00:32:51,792
I know she will.
736
00:32:53,062 --> 00:32:54,595
Hey, Randall, you ready?
737
00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:55,963
Hey, Beth, stop. Don't come out.
738
00:32:55,965 --> 00:32:57,698
Don't tell me to stop. What? You came...
739
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,500
Pl-Please, not now! I'm just hav...
740
00:32:59,502 --> 00:33:00,668
We're talking... Andy, no!
741
00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:02,737
No, no, no, no!
742
00:33:02,739 --> 00:33:04,939
Randall, what the hell is going on?
743
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,182
Did you...
744
00:33:15,184 --> 00:33:17,351
try to give him back the boat, or...
745
00:33:17,353 --> 00:33:19,387
No.
746
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,427
Then why did you come out here?
747
00:33:26,429 --> 00:33:30,564
Because nothing bad
happens on Christmas Eve.
748
00:33:39,409 --> 00:33:41,542
Let's go get our girls. Come on.
749
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,165
All right, little mamas.
Jammies on real quick
750
00:33:47,190 --> 00:33:49,791
so Dad can read The Night
Before Christmas, okay?
751
00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:57,566
You okay?
752
00:33:57,568 --> 00:33:59,234
Yeah.
753
00:33:59,236 --> 00:34:01,103
It's been a big night.
754
00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:04,873
A nice, quiet Christmas,
just the four of us--
755
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,742
that's all I want this year.
756
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,443
Mm.
757
00:34:08,445 --> 00:34:09,878
You think we overdid it?
758
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,346
Always.
759
00:34:11,348 --> 00:34:12,614
Knock, knock.
760
00:34:12,616 --> 00:34:14,016
Ho, ho, ho.
761
00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:15,284
Hey. Hey.
762
00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:16,385
Thought you couldn't make it.
763
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,854
Uh, yeah, we finished early, so...
764
00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:20,289
Hi. Beth, this is Sloane.
765
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,590
Nice to meet you.
766
00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,525
- Sloane, let me take your coat.
- Oh, thanks.
767
00:34:23,527 --> 00:34:25,294
- Sloane.
- Thank you.
768
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,229
Yeah.
769
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,364
- And Sloane is?
- Jewish.
770
00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:30,599
Yeah, I mean is she...
771
00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:32,100
Oh, no. Um, uh, she's the playwright.
772
00:34:32,102 --> 00:34:32,494
Uh-huh?
773
00:34:32,519 --> 00:34:33,669
Yeah, she told her mom
that we were dating,
774
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,771
so I had to do Hanukkah, and
I thought it would be weird
775
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:38,207
if, uh, when I left, I
didn't bring her, so...
776
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:40,542
Yeah, now it's not weird at all.
777
00:34:40,544 --> 00:34:43,111
- Maybe some wine will help that.
- Probably.
778
00:34:43,113 --> 00:34:45,113
- Yeah. Yup.
- All right. Thank you.
779
00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:49,451
- Hey.
- Merry Christmas.
780
00:34:49,453 --> 00:34:51,353
- You made it, too.
- Yes.
781
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:53,889
Now, that is a beautiful tree.
What is that?
782
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,390
Is that a Douglas fir?
783
00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:56,892
- We went artificial this year, but...
- Thank you.
784
00:34:56,894 --> 00:34:58,393
...a Doug fir, that's a classic.
785
00:34:58,395 --> 00:34:59,962
I hope it's okay we still came.
786
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:01,730
Of course it is.
787
00:35:01,732 --> 00:35:03,866
Hi.
788
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:04,933
Hey.
789
00:35:04,935 --> 00:35:07,202
Mom... Let me take your coat.
790
00:35:07,204 --> 00:35:09,972
- Sure, thank you.
- Sure.
791
00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:11,373
Grandma!
792
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,775
Hi.
793
00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:16,578
Oh, Merry Christmas. I missed you guys.
794
00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:19,214
I think Grandpa might have a few gifts
795
00:35:19,216 --> 00:35:21,550
for you guys to open
tonight, if you're lucky.
796
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,618
Merry Christmas. Come here.
797
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,453
You, too. Hi.
798
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,255
Let me take these from you.
799
00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:27,656
Sloane?
800
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:30,092
This isn't a thing.
801
00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:32,160
- Hey, it's Santa!
- No, baby, that's not Santa.
802
00:35:32,162 --> 00:35:34,096
Santa doesn't come
until you fall asleep.
803
00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:36,131
Sure looks like Santa.
804
00:35:37,434 --> 00:35:39,201
Hey, Merry Christmas!
805
00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:41,036
You must be Tess. Here, those
are for you and your sister.
806
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:42,437
There you go. Randall?
807
00:35:42,439 --> 00:35:43,505
Yeah. Yeah. Hey.
808
00:35:43,507 --> 00:35:44,706
Hey. Toby. How are you?
809
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,909
- Oh, my God.
- Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
810
00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:48,010
Merry... Merry Christmas.
811
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:49,544
- Is this okay?
- Yup. Yeah, yeah.
812
00:35:49,546 --> 00:35:51,146
Oh, h... uh, hi.
813
00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:53,215
- Hi.
- Toby.
814
00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:54,249
Merry Christmas.
815
00:35:54,228 --> 00:35:55,656
Wow, that is a nice tree.
816
00:35:55,681 --> 00:35:56,947
- It's Doug fir.
- Yeah?
817
00:35:56,972 --> 00:35:58,471
Are you, are you really here?
818
00:35:58,496 --> 00:36:00,196
Well, I just spent six hours
819
00:36:00,221 --> 00:36:03,155
in a middle seat on something
called Zoom Airlines,
820
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:06,448
so I am as surprised as you are.
821
00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:09,264
Kate, I am here to take the first steps
822
00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:13,135
in overcoming our
insanity one last time,
823
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,637
for both of us.
824
00:36:15,639 --> 00:36:17,139
Because it's Christmas.
825
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,708
And because we're good together.
826
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:20,943
I'm back on the diet.
827
00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:22,477
Not for you, for me.
828
00:36:22,479 --> 00:36:24,746
But also for you, so
that you'll be with me.
829
00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:27,449
I can live without pizza and cookies
830
00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:28,717
and potato chips and...
831
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,485
whatever that brownie thing was
832
00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:32,821
that they were serving on the plane.
833
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:37,559
The one thing I cannot live without...
834
00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:39,094
is you.
835
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,368
Six hours in a middle seat
gives a guy plenty of time
836
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:47,736
to prepare an entrance.
837
00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:56,611
Wise man, wise man, wise man.
Uh...
838
00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:58,013
- cousin, maybe?
- I don't know.
839
00:36:58,015 --> 00:37:00,115
And then, uh, the donkey talks.
840
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:01,516
Or the... I might have that confused
841
00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:02,985
with a cartoon, actually.
842
00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:04,353
Yeah, you're better with a script.
843
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:05,687
Yeah.
844
00:37:05,689 --> 00:37:08,423
- Hey, everybody, Merry Christmas.
- Hey!
845
00:37:08,425 --> 00:37:09,424
William!
846
00:37:09,426 --> 00:37:11,059
I... I brought a friend.
847
00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:12,627
- I hope it's cool.
- Oh, absolutely.
848
00:37:12,629 --> 00:37:14,029
Hey, I'm Randall.
849
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,097
- Uh, Jessie.
- Nice to meet you, Jessie.
850
00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:16,498
Hey, make yourself at home.
851
00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,133
I'll be right with you guys.
852
00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:19,134
Yeah.
853
00:37:23,807 --> 00:37:27,342
In my row on the plane,
I was the little guy.
854
00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:30,145
Every part of my body aches
like death right now.
855
00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:32,280
Do you want to have sex?
856
00:37:32,282 --> 00:37:34,116
And I'm cured. You're a witch.
857
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,151
- Yeah?
- Yup.
858
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:37,319
Okay.
859
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,891
How's that quiet Christmas coming?
860
00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:48,463
- There you go.
- Hey, did...
861
00:37:48,465 --> 00:37:50,732
did William ever mention a Jessie?
862
00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,667
Uh, not to me.
863
00:37:52,669 --> 00:37:53,902
I don't know who that is.
864
00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,637
I think it's like Roy at school.
865
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:57,305
Who's Roy?
866
00:37:57,307 --> 00:37:58,640
The one with two dads.
867
00:37:58,642 --> 00:38:00,442
What do you mean two dads? I don't...
868
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,444
Dad, Grandpa's gay.
869
00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:04,513
Or at least bi.
870
00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:08,817
What's that now?
871
00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:18,894
Oh...
872
00:38:21,398 --> 00:38:22,731
Oh, hi.
873
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:24,099
Hey.
874
00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:26,435
Just giving Toby a tour
of your beautiful home.
875
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,303
Must've been a long one,
the way he's breathing.
876
00:38:28,305 --> 00:38:31,373
Yeah, the... the architecture is, uh,
877
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,075
is breathtaking.
878
00:38:33,077 --> 00:38:34,443
Oh, thank you.
879
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:36,244
Your shirt's buttoned wrong.
880
00:38:36,246 --> 00:38:37,979
Oh. Okay.
881
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:48,023
Mistletoe.
882
00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:49,825
And look at Randall.
883
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,094
Oh, no, no, no, we don't
want to see that.
884
00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,528
Oh, come on!
885
00:39:01,071 --> 00:39:02,804
Oh!
886
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,942
Come on, now!
887
00:39:09,646 --> 00:39:10,612
Oh.
888
00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:15,550
You guys know that name of
all of Santa's reindeer?
889
00:39:15,552 --> 00:39:16,985
You don't?
890
00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:18,520
Does Grandma know?
891
00:39:21,892 --> 00:39:24,159
There's Dasher,
892
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:27,963
- Prancer, Vixen...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
893
00:39:35,572 --> 00:39:37,506
One, two, three!
894
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,474
Merry Christmas.
895
00:39:55,959 --> 00:39:59,671
The O.R. is prepped. We're
taking him to surgery now.
896
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,674
Oh, my God.
897
00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:46,575
Randall!
898
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:48,376
Call 911!
899
00:40:48,378 --> 00:40:49,945
Call 911!
900
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,083
Be careful, be careful.
901
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,953
Toby?
902
00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:32,187
Well, I'll be darned.
903
00:41:34,157 --> 00:41:35,190
Hi.
904
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,959
Clear.
905
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:43,791
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