1 00:00:00,186 --> 00:00:02,280 Hey. All right, Chamberlain Heights. 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:03,550 I hope you're ready for tonight's game 3 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:05,990 over at Duncan against Cuba Gooding Jr. High. 4 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:07,720 One win, and Duncan will be 5 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,300 in the playoffs for the first time ever. 6 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:12,500 And after the game, hang around for the jersey 7 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:14,630 retirement for the all-time leading scorer 8 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:16,900 in Duncan High history, Montrel Cummings. 9 00:00:16,930 --> 00:00:18,570 His brother plays on the team as well, 10 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,170 but he don't get no burn. 11 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,970 Damn, the whole town know you a bench rider now. 12 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:25,210 No shit, I'll never be a legend if I don't 13 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,470 - get off the bench. - Don't sweat that, pimp. 14 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,050 I feel like we're gonna get our shots soon, 15 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,480 and when we do, we're gonna blow up 16 00:00:30,510 --> 00:00:32,680 bigger than Jamal's mom after eating peanuts. 17 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,220 Ha, ha! 18 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:36,860 That's funny. Speaking of moms with big titties. 19 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:38,120 Hey, Mrs. Milk. 20 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:40,550 [bleep], marry, kill... me, Grover, Milk. 21 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:43,430 That's a good question. I'd definitely [bleep] Jamal. 22 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,260 Mom, how the hell you gonna [bleep] Jamal over your own son? 23 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:47,900 - That's sick. - I knew you was a thot, Mom. 24 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:49,470 - It's my body, Milton, my body. - Sometimes I got to remind 25 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,000 - myself that you're my mom. - That's sick, Milton. 26 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,400 - Get your life together. - Mind your business, Milton! 27 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:57,610 Yeah, that's me, baby. They retiring my jersey. 28 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,940 So do you want to go for a ride in my boy's party hearse? 29 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:02,350 It's got it's own Starbucks, a Coffee Bean, 30 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:04,550 a cocoa butter machine, and an Asian woman 31 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:05,880 in the back to do your nails. 32 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,920 All thanks to my homey, Shea Butta. 33 00:01:07,950 --> 00:01:09,350 - Yeah! - Yeah, that's right. 34 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:12,190 My hearse is the shit. It even got a gold-plated bidet. 35 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:14,547 Aye, can a nigga have some chips? 36 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:21,330 Ow! And one. 37 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,030 Two shots at the line, Black Holes. 38 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,050 Yeah, we're in there. 39 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,280 Yeah... Oh, God! 40 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,510 Oh! Oh! 41 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:40,050 Oh, shit, Randy trying to cough up a dick! 42 00:01:41,890 --> 00:01:45,730 Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! 43 00:01:45,820 --> 00:01:50,120 - In adherence with the... - Oh! Oh! God! 44 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:54,260 - In adherence with the... - Oh! Oh! Oh! 45 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,740 Man, will somebody get this [bleep] kid, man? 46 00:01:56,830 --> 00:01:59,070 Oh! God! 47 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,000 In adherence with the rules, the opposing coach 48 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,480 will select another Duncan player 49 00:02:02,510 --> 00:02:04,807 to replace the injured one. 50 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:10,050 ♪ Hello, hello ♪ 51 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,450 - I'll do it. - You ain't gonna do shit! 52 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,980 You ain't got off the bench all year, 53 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:16,020 you broke jumper mother[bleep]. 54 00:02:16,050 --> 00:02:17,790 We'll take him. 55 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:20,421 1x10 - "25th Hour" 56 00:02:21,052 --> 00:02:23,769 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 57 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:36,190 You lucky, my nig. 58 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,660 Now you ain't got to take that shot, 59 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,130 - 'cause I know you was scurred. - Scurred? 60 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,560 The strongest part of my game is shooting 61 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,700 when no one is guarding me. I would've sunk that bitch 62 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,230 and took us all to the playoffs. 63 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:47,570 Well, the lights out. So we'll never know. 64 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,800 Due to the rolling blackout, 65 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,340 the game will be postponed until tomorrow. 66 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,940 It will be at the same time in the same place per the rules. 67 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:54,780 Number 54 will be taking the shot. 68 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:56,350 Looks like you got your wish. 69 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:58,250 Plus you got all day to think about it. 70 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,720 If you make that shot, my nig, all our lives change. 71 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:05,090 Hey, Grover. I had this whole party planned for after the game, 72 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,190 which you probably didn't know, 'cause you weren't invited, 73 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,660 but since you're the one who can take us to the playoffs, 74 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,260 it'd be wrong if you weren't there. 75 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:13,190 - Can my boys come? - I don't know. 76 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,730 Milk creeps everybody out. 77 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,900 - And the fat one... - Hey, bitch. I'm standing right here. 78 00:03:17,935 --> 00:03:20,340 Oh, it's dark. I didn't see you. 79 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:22,240 Yeah, they can come. 80 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:26,310 See, my nigs, our lives is matriculating already. 81 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,510 Damn it, DMX, are you a father or a drug addict? 82 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:32,020 You don't need crack. You need Jesus. 83 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,590 Jefe, why do you like this show 84 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:35,390 with the gay black man giving advice? 85 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,190 - It's boring, holmes. - That's Iyanla. 86 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:38,920 She's the only one on TV still brave enough 87 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,060 to care about black people. 88 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,230 Is your brother Montrel playing games again? 89 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:45,930 - This isn't funny, boss. - Nah, he's not even here. 90 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,400 And I know I paid the power bill. 91 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:51,740 - Hey, the lights are out all over the city. - Except for the hills. 92 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:53,840 Why do they still have power up there, ese? 93 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:55,740 I don't know anything about the hills. 94 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:57,510 I've never been above sea level. 95 00:03:57,540 --> 00:04:00,210 I'll tell you why. 'Cause they're white. 96 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:06,900 Look at this. We finally invited to one of Cindy's parties. 97 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:09,370 Now don't do nothing stupid and get us kicked out, Milk. 98 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,740 Yeah, you heard Cindy say you was creepy. 99 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,340 Nah, she said she want to creep with your boy 100 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:15,940 - and do some smashing. - That ain't what she said. 101 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,480 - That is what she said. - That's not what she said. 102 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:19,610 - Why you always be hating? - You out of your goddamn mind. 103 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:22,150 That's why no one came to your birthday party. 104 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:23,880 We haven't been in here five seconds, 105 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,260 and y'all both acting like a bunch of Meek Mills. 106 00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:27,960 Let's just slide in here unnoticed, 107 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,350 holler at Cindy, maybe get some free throw love, 108 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:33,130 and get out of here before anybody see us. 109 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,260 Aye, it's Grover. 110 00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:36,230 Fall back, my nig. We was invited. 111 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:38,060 Nah, nah, nah, nah. It's all good, Grover. 112 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,300 We glad you here. You about to be the man. 113 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:42,370 I am? That's right, I am. 114 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,070 As soon as you sink that free throw and send us to the playoff. 115 00:04:45,105 --> 00:04:47,410 You goddamn right! Don't even worry about him. 116 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,680 He got Icy Hot running through his veins. 117 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,650 You got it. You know I ain't gonna let you down. 118 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,550 Who you know fresher than Grover? Small thing to a giant. 119 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:59,220 I can't believe this shit. I carried this team all season. 120 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:01,390 And now this little shithead is gonna steal my shine. 121 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:02,620 We should go [bleep] him up. 122 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:04,560 Right, guys? R-Right? 123 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:07,360 Where'd you guys go? You know I can't turn. 124 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:10,260 Seriously, it's not fun anymore, guys. 125 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,240 I think I'ma holler at A'pos'trafee'a. 126 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,810 I mean, she ain't a dime, but shit. 127 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,570 A nickel trumps a penny every day. 128 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,700 It's too bad you ain't the color of a penny, 129 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:20,640 'cause I don't think she into your shade, my nig. 130 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:24,315 Damn, Jamal, why you always hating on my light skindidness? 131 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,920 Aye, girl. You ever had milk shoot out your nose? 132 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:29,820 Or in your mouth? 133 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:31,750 Wait, he's one of Grover's boys. 134 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:34,750 If he makes that shot, they're gonna be popular. 135 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:37,060 - Oh, okay. - That's what I thought. 136 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:40,400 Okay, white boy, you got our attention, so what you working with? 137 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:42,170 A soft eight or a hard nine. 138 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,440 That's up to you, thirsty-ass beezy. 139 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:49,070 You becoming the man is already starting to rub off. 140 00:05:49,105 --> 00:05:50,370 What up, fellas? 141 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,840 I just put out a new batch of Swedish meat... 142 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:54,640 Balls! I'm already there, you heard? 143 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:57,070 It's cool that Pastor Scrilla let you use the house like this. 144 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,120 He's out of town at Hallelujah-pallooza. 145 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,390 His favorite artist Reverend Run is performing. 146 00:06:01,410 --> 00:06:05,020 Well, praise the Lord, 'cause I'm crucifixing to get in your pants. 147 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:08,660 You're so silly, Grover. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 148 00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:10,775 I'm gonna be a free agent after this season. 149 00:06:10,810 --> 00:06:12,860 Well, I got a max deal waiting for you. 150 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:14,590 Just let me know when you're ready to sign. 151 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:16,870 Uh, we'll see. 152 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,870 Let's dance. 153 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,570 Hey, you gonna let Grover go over there and push up 154 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,240 on your girl on some Derrick Fisher type shit? 155 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:25,670 Hells no, Mumblemouth. I got a plan. 156 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:28,610 This time, we're gonna take down the shit crew once and for all. 157 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,910 Now all I need is... 158 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:33,679 Aw, come the [bleep] on, guys! 159 00:06:36,970 --> 00:06:38,640 Today's the day, big guy. 160 00:06:38,670 --> 00:06:41,340 Today, the legend begins. 161 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,340 Damn, Montrel. 162 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:44,650 Didn't Mom say to stop bringing caskets in the house? 163 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,980 Oh, wait, this ain't mine. 164 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:47,410 It's from Shea's party hearse. 165 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,220 Since I had to take my other suit back, 166 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:52,420 - I had to borrow one off this nigga. - We about to get turnt up. 167 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:54,620 'Cause of the delay, all of Montrel's teammates 168 00:06:54,650 --> 00:06:56,390 flew in for the jersey retirement ceremony. 169 00:06:56,420 --> 00:07:00,260 Yeah, that's right. The party ain't gonna stop till the casket drop. 170 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:02,630 Yeah! 171 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:04,530 All right, you ready for tonight, caa? 172 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,030 Yeah, Shea, I stay ready. 173 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,630 It's about to be two legends in the house. 174 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:10,370 Legends? All you have to do is make a free throw? 175 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,770 Anybody can do that. 176 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,140 Hell, they let the mascot shoot from half court 177 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:17,010 blindfolded ... on a trampoline ... on fire. 178 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,210 Say the word, caa. I'll light you up. 179 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,940 Y'all just jealous I'm in the same league as y'all. 180 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:23,550 Jealous? Nigga, I was the top league scorer 181 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:26,920 in the AC Green Sta-Soft-Fro All Star Invitational. 182 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:28,050 I was the shit! 183 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:29,760 That sound like a buster league to me. 184 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:32,030 You try averaging 25 points a game 185 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,060 with curl activator all over the ball. 186 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:36,390 First of all, what the [bleep] is curl activator? 187 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:38,300 And secondly, I don't care what's on the ball. 188 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:41,500 Once I sink this shot, I will no longer be under your shadow. 189 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:43,670 You really think you gonna be something, huh? 190 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,940 They don't call it the charity stripe for nothing. 191 00:07:45,975 --> 00:07:48,950 And if you happen to make this shot, you'll be lucky, not a legend. 192 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:51,240 The best you can do is not [bleep] up. 193 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,480 Aw, shit, dude leaking. We got to roll, caa. 194 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:58,550 - You got this, Grover. - Hey, we're counting on you! 195 00:07:58,580 --> 00:08:00,680 Don't worry, sweet thing, Grover got you. 196 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,620 I don't know what Montrel's talking about. 197 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,790 You got to be a legend to get this kind of love. 198 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:06,050 It's easy. 199 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:08,190 Just get up there and make the shot. 200 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:16,070 But then again, I guess it's possible. 201 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,100 Am I crazy for talking to myself? 202 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:19,780 Everybody know if you talk to yourself, 203 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,770 it mean you crazy. Ain't that right, Prince? 204 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:29,050 Next. And what's your problem? 205 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,633 Yeah, I paid my bill, but my power went off last night for like an hour. 206 00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:35,390 Hold on. LaKeisha, no, I ain't busy. 207 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:37,590 You saw Gerard with who? 208 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:40,360 Mm. Mm-hmm. 209 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:42,060 Mm-hmm. 210 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:45,970 - Mm, yup. Mm-hmm. - My sister, can you just... 211 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,170 you're at work right now. 212 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,770 - Can you just help me? - Girl, hold on. 213 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,940 This customer is more worrisome than my kids. 214 00:08:50,970 --> 00:08:53,470 - Oh, you from Chamberlain Heights. - I know that. 215 00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:55,150 Then you should also know that rolling blackouts 216 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:58,140 are affecting everybody from Don Cornelius Avenue 217 00:08:58,180 --> 00:08:59,820 to Martin Luther King Boulevard. 218 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,940 Sorry. I'm back. 219 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,620 I heard. 220 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,950 He know what he doing with that. 221 00:09:04,985 --> 00:09:06,490 So y'all just gonna target our people, 222 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,750 leave them in the dark, while the white neighborhood shine? 223 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:11,690 - Nah, not on my watch. - Look, boy, there's a meeting 224 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,420 at the White Power building tonight. 225 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:17,526 Take your little Nat Turner ass down there and preach, not here. 226 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,960 You're listening to "The FREQ-y Deeky Report," 227 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:23,240 sponsored by Job Malt Liquor. 228 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:27,410 Remember, if you can't find work, you can always get a Job. 229 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,400 But right now, we in the studio 230 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:32,870 with our special guests, Mr. Grover Cummings, whose... 231 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:36,800 And I'm Jamal, technical guru. And I'm announcing it here first. 232 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,280 We coming out with hot new sneaks, The Greezies. 233 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:44,040 It's the first free throw shoe ever. Y'all gonna know about us. 234 00:09:44,075 --> 00:09:45,780 And I'm Milk, the groupie sampler. 235 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:48,580 No groupie gets to Grover without seeing your boy first. 236 00:09:48,610 --> 00:09:50,250 Great, let's take some calls. 237 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,850 Caller, you're live on the radio. 238 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,060 Hey, Grover, it's world-famous Icy Hot pitchman, Shaquille O'Neal. 239 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,190 I've got some free throw advice. 240 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,590 Click. Next caller. 241 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,390 Aye, man, I'm from Cuba Gooding Jr. High. 242 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:00,790 Go Snow Dogs! 243 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,370 And I don't know about this Grover dude, 244 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:05,300 but his brother was the shit. That nigga get bitches. 245 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:07,200 Maybe instead of retiring his jersey tomorrow, 246 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:09,170 he could put it on and save you Black Holes. 247 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,870 You know, like a hole? 248 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,670 Like a black hole? Like an asshole. 249 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,400 First of all, kill yourself. 250 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,340 Second of all, [bleep] Cuba Gooding Jr., 251 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:18,110 his movies and his high school. 252 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,110 And thirdly, I'm guaranteeing my dude 253 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,110 is gonna take us all the way to the championship. 254 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,620 - What the hell you doing... - Oh, shit. 255 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:26,320 Grover just guaranteed he's taking Duncan 256 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,920 - to the championship. - Hold up. I never said... 257 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,490 And he's gonna do it all wearing The Greezies. 258 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,260 Check out our kicks' Kickstarter 259 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:36,030 so you can holler at some pimps. 260 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:39,540 Well, Grover, in a couple of hours, all eyes will be on you. 261 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,160 So you better make it do what it do. 262 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,600 And I don't know about you, but I'd be shaking like 263 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,540 Terrence Howard's voice during an orgasm. 264 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:48,973 My boy got this. Show her, Grover. 265 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,880 Ow. Boy, you suck. 266 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:57,150 Man, [bleep] this. 267 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,761 Oh, shit. Uh... good news. 268 00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:02,267 The Greezies are now half off. 269 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,660 Oh, come on, come on. 270 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:12,400 Citizens of Chamberlain Heights, I'm Dick Skilling, 271 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:14,300 president of the White Power company. 272 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:15,700 Mm-hmm, yup. 273 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:18,230 We are working to remedy the rolling blackouts, 274 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:21,070 and we value each and every one of you, 275 00:11:21,105 --> 00:11:26,220 and I can assure you that our top priority is your satisfaction. 276 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,780 And to show you how much, we bought you chicken. 277 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,463 Look at all those buckets over there. 278 00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:34,760 Well, that's about it. 279 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,530 - Thank you for coming out! - Yup. 280 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:38,090 Hey, Dick, I have a question. 281 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,020 How are we supposed to be satisfied when we don't have 282 00:11:40,055 --> 00:11:42,020 the basic means to lead our day-to-day lives? 283 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,600 Well, if you need help, that's what family is for. 284 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:48,053 - Thanks again for coming out. - Gone are the days 285 00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:49,370 of the system putting the black community last. 286 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,100 Which is why we're working so diligently to remedy... 287 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:55,040 We're gonna take the power back. And we demand justice! 288 00:11:55,075 --> 00:11:56,840 - Yes! - Little bastard. 289 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,250 You don't have the power to demand anything. 290 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,950 Pun intended. 291 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:03,380 We're not gonna take this anymore. We want answers. 292 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,350 How about a riddle? 293 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:09,550 What did the evil white man say to the angry black mob? 294 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:14,060 - I don't know, dude. What? - Uh, bye! 295 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:17,330 - Yup. - What are we going to do now, boss? 296 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,360 Like I said, we're gonna take the power back. 297 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,790 The revolution will be Snapchatted. 298 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,620 I see you, Jamal. 299 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,750 You got everybody out here repping The Greezies. 300 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,430 I'm caked up like Rick Ross' arteries. 301 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,830 Hey, papi. I like what you working with. 302 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:37,830 No offense, but once you go wigger, you can't get with this nigga. 303 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,710 Aye, Darius, I'm glad y'all came out 304 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:41,770 to my jersey retirement, you feel me? 305 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,500 You know we was gonna hold you down, my G. 306 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,880 Montrel, my main man, what's up? 307 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:48,510 - Pow! - Ah! Shit. Yeah. 308 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,240 Nigga got a soft-ass neck, caa. 309 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,350 What your bitch-ass want? 310 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,350 Ah, I just wanted to tell Montrel 311 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:57,690 - he must be proud of his little bro. - Man, shit, he all right. 312 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,190 Oh, he's gonna be more than all right if he makes this shot. 313 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,090 Man, why is everybody tripping on this shot? 314 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,260 They need to be tripping on the after party for my jersey retirement. 315 00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:08,730 I'm just saying, he's got a chance to do something you've never done: 316 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,440 - take Duncan to the playoffs. - Oh, what? 317 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:12,640 You bringing that up? 318 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:14,510 Let me slap this nigga one more again, caa. 319 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,410 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, let him live, Shea. 320 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,680 Everybody knows I'm the best player that's ever played at Duncan. 321 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:22,980 I mean, if anybody's jersey deserves to be in the rafters, it's yours. 322 00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:24,720 But if he makes that shot, it's gonna be 323 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,590 out with the old, in with the new. 324 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:30,200 Oh, it's like that, Randy? Shea, you know what to do. 325 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:34,790 Oh! Heh, yeah. 326 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,620 Aye, you sure you can get us in, Rodrigo? 327 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:39,990 I'm Mexican, holmes. I can get us in anything and stuff. 328 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,130 Que pasá, Téo? 329 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:47,440 Hola, Rodrigito. Don't steal anything. 330 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:50,010 And now, let's bring up the reason 331 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,440 why we're here, Grover mother[bleep] Cummings. 332 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,620 - Man, where the [bleep] is he at? - Grover didn't show up? 333 00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,550 I ain't seen him since the radio station. 334 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:03,050 Yo, 'Trel, what's up with your little brother, Grove, man? 335 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,486 Aye, he's probably scared. He ain't like us. 336 00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:07,090 He's a pussy. You know what I'm saying? 337 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,090 Wow, you're still a dick. Selfish-ass Montrel. 338 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,060 This is why we never voted you team captain. 339 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:15,300 Man, y'all just getting soft. It's just a damn free throw! 340 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,500 It's about me and my accomplishments. 341 00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:19,170 Aye, you want to head back to the crib and hit this dohja? 342 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,940 Nah, man. I got a client meeting in San Jose. 343 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,480 Yeah, and I gots to be in court tomorrow. 344 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,210 Same old Darius. What you in for this time? 345 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,440 Mother[bleep], I'm a lawyer. 346 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,880 - Oh, word? - Yeah. 347 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:30,980 Catch you later, man. Don't change. 348 00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:33,324 Not that I expect that to happen. 349 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:39,090 We're in, boss. What exactly are you looking for? 350 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,350 I'll know it when I see it. 351 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,990 Sometimes, you don't make sense, boss. 352 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,220 Aha! See? 353 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,580 These Saltines have been intentionally shorting the black 354 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,900 side of town so they can send more power to the white areas. 355 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,700 Then, they borrow power from another city 356 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,730 and dole it out to us at jacked-up prices. 357 00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:52,840 What's that mean? 358 00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:54,510 Code white! Code white! 359 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:57,276 Put everything on a jump drive and let's get out of here. 360 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:02,680 You again. I should've assumed you were a thief. 361 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:04,110 What we gonna do now, boss? 362 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,549 Look! More angry black people. 363 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,520 - Damn. - Yo, Grover, our bad. 364 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,900 I guess we got too caught up in your limelight. 365 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,130 You had more pressure on you than Steve Harvey reading cue cards. 366 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,070 Just know, whatever happens, we got your back. 367 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,740 Yeah, who needs a bunch of big booty 368 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,470 brown bitches bouncing on they nine? 369 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,300 You guys do. We all do. 370 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,540 This is an opportunity for us to get off the bench. 371 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,640 And if I don't make this shot, 372 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,410 Milk, you'll stay a virgin, and Jamal, 373 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,040 you'll go back to just being fat. 374 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,750 Maybe I just won't take the free throw. 375 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,890 Then you'll be Montrel's bitch-ass little brother forever. 376 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,720 The lights is back on. What you gonna do, my nig? 377 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,760 Well, I'm definitely not a bitch-ass. Let's go. 378 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:54,990 I think we're good. 379 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:58,300 Thank God the lights are back on. 380 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:03,000 I would've never found your black ass in the dark. 381 00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:04,370 Tsk, tsk, children. 382 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:07,180 This is what happens when you play grown-up games. 383 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,710 Wait, don't shoot. Look, I know what you're up to. 384 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,410 And you're not gonna get away with it. 385 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,450 - Looks like I already did. - Dick, man, come on, now. 386 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,480 You know you out here overcharging poor people. 387 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,390 Your greed is gonna end up being the downfall of us all. 388 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:22,790 This country was built off greed and guns. 389 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,350 Speaking of which... 390 00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:27,951 Look, if you shoot us, then the world will know what your plan is. 391 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,300 I'm recording it. You make one more move, 392 00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:31,560 I'll push this button and send it straight to Snapchat. 393 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,970 And don't get it twisted. I got mad followers. 394 00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:35,970 Then what do you want? Money? 395 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,170 I want you to return the power to the people. 396 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,210 I hate you so much right now. 397 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,980 Okay, how can I trust that this is all over once I do my part? 398 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:48,150 You can't, and that's the beauty of it. That feeling you feel? 399 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,980 That's just a small taste of what it's like to be black. 400 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,820 But I can't trust that you're gonna do what you say you're... 401 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,260 Listen, Dick, this is the deal. I'll hand over the jump drive 402 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:55,990 as soon as we have our power back. 403 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,990 You have a deal. 404 00:16:58,025 --> 00:17:00,590 You may have won this round, you little black, 405 00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:03,470 brown, and yellow bastards, but I'll be back. 406 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,440 I'll be back! 407 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,880 - Yeah! Whoo! - Number 54 will be taking the shot. 408 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,950 Come on, mother[bleep], get this shit over with. 409 00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:25,690 "Hoarders" is about to come on, and it's a marathon. 410 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:33,600 Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, 411 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,630 Grover, Grover, Grover... 412 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,360 Aye, Shea, you think I'm a dick? 413 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,540 Aye, you not coming out to me, right? 414 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:42,970 All I'm saying, Shea, is that I earned my jersey retirement. 415 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:45,140 - Why I got to share it with him? - I don't know, caa. 416 00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:46,740 I try to be a good big brother 417 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:49,210 to this little mother[bleep], but what about my needs? 418 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,540 Can't 'Trel get some love? Is that so wrong? 419 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:54,020 Aye, if you got to ask, caa, then it probably is. 420 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:55,350 Now, will you shut the [bleep] up? 421 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:59,580 Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, 422 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,290 Grover, Grover, Grover... 423 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,660 Aye, your brother don't look right, caa. 424 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,740 God damn it, I'm not coming back tomorrow! 425 00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:22,410 - Aye, Grover, Grover, wake up! - Aye, man, what happened? 426 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,010 Man, you can't stand up there trembling like a bitch. 427 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:26,950 You got the opportunity to do something 428 00:18:26,985 --> 00:18:28,750 that Duncan has never done before. 429 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,450 All you got to do is step up there, 430 00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:32,530 grab your dick, and do the damn thing. 431 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,590 'Cause real talk, I didn't get it done. So it's up to you. 432 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:38,330 What if I miss? Then I'll go back to being in your shadow. 433 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,830 Aye, listen to me. 434 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:42,600 And this is coming straight from the heart sincerely. 435 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:45,970 You ain't as good as me. You never will be as good as me. 436 00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:48,310 You'll never be the ball player that I am. 437 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,440 But you can be the ball player that you was meant to be. 438 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:55,070 - Thanks, Montrel. - Stop looking at me like that. 439 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:57,850 Aye, you ready for a nigga to put this fuse back in, caa? 440 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,110 - Montrel, you turned the lights off? - Man, get your ass out there! 441 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:04,050 The team is waiting on you. Kick rocks. 442 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:08,890 Grover, Grover... 443 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,140 Legend! 444 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:31,280 - Yeah! - That's my little brother, though. 445 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:34,235 Aye, I know you ain't crying, mother[bleep]. 446 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,820 Man, our first playoff game? 447 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:43,630 - We definitely about to get our nuts. - Not only that. 448 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,200 Cindy agreed to go out with your boy. 449 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,230 So I'm about to punch my V-card tonight. 450 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:50,470 That make two of us. But I'm going for my V and my A. 451 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,440 Just think of where we were a year ago. 452 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,840 We finally legends, my nigs. 453 00:19:54,870 --> 00:20:00,210 And making his starting debut at guard, 454 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,340 Grover Cummings! 455 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:07,350 All right, my nigs. It's time to make history. 456 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,650 Grover went on to start his first playoff game. 457 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,320 Duncan lost 130 to 12. 458 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,990 However, Grover did score two points. 459 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:18,490 Unfortunately, it was for the other team. 460 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:22,070 Needless to say, Cindy did not go out with him that night. 461 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,600 Milk did go home with some brown round. 462 00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:26,100 It was Rhiyoncé. 463 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:28,530 Unfortunately, she had a headache that night, 464 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,370 so he ain't get no ass. 465 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,400 Jamal celebrated his new-found wealth at Pie-HOP. 466 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,840 Unfortunately, he was robbed of his cash and his merch. 467 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,110 Dumb bitch. 468 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,490 Montrel decided to turn his life around, 469 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:42,680 and he applied for several jobs. 470 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,120 Ten minutes later, he used the applications 471 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:49,190 to roll joints and fell asleep on the couch, like a real nigga. 472 00:20:50,021 --> 00:20:54,320 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 473 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:57,720 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 474 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,630 Mm-hmm, yup. 475 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:02,730 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 476 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,930 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, yup. 477 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,900 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 478 00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:09,860 Mm!