1 00:00:00,648 --> 00:00:02,181 JESS: What a Halloween! 2 00:00:02,641 --> 00:00:04,241 - NICK: Whoa! Whoa! - CECE: Yes! 3 00:00:04,301 --> 00:00:07,018 Marcia Clark cleaned that party out. 4 00:00:07,043 --> 00:00:08,928 I can't believe nobody got our costumes. 5 00:00:08,953 --> 00:00:10,245 I know. I'm not Shapiro. 6 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:13,515 I'm very clearly Travolta playing Shapiro. 7 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:14,949 Where-where is the... Where did the Juice go? 8 00:00:15,018 --> 00:00:15,984 Is he back on the freeway? 9 00:00:16,009 --> 00:00:19,248 Three, two, one. Midnight, November 1. 10 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:21,056 Merry Christmas season. 11 00:00:21,702 --> 00:00:22,998 - Mm. - Okay. 12 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:23,958 - [whistles] - [muttering] 13 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:24,803 NICK: Uh, Jess, 14 00:00:24,828 --> 00:00:26,461 Winston has something he would like to tell you. 15 00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:27,529 - Oh! - Go ahead, Winston. 16 00:00:27,597 --> 00:00:29,030 What? Oh, yeah, yeah, from... 17 00:00:29,099 --> 00:00:31,733 We did rock-paper-scissors. Okay. 18 00:00:31,802 --> 00:00:32,873 Well, you know, 19 00:00:32,898 --> 00:00:34,035 well, we were all thinking, 20 00:00:34,104 --> 00:00:35,953 and we were all on the same page. 21 00:00:35,985 --> 00:00:36,985 [sighs] 22 00:00:37,010 --> 00:00:38,498 We were thinking that... 23 00:00:38,523 --> 00:00:41,827 maybe we don't do Christmas this year. 24 00:00:45,425 --> 00:00:49,663 You know, that would be a great seminar topic... 25 00:00:49,688 --> 00:00:52,230 in a school for demons! 26 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:53,897 - Backup. I need backup. Your turn. - Well, Jess, 27 00:00:53,922 --> 00:00:55,600 Christmas is just so stressful... 28 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:57,585 with the lists and the lines 29 00:00:57,610 --> 00:01:00,607 and-and the dancing girls at TV Town Song Room. 30 00:01:00,632 --> 00:01:02,197 TV Town Song Room? 31 00:01:02,265 --> 00:01:04,322 - Do you mean Radio City Music Hall? - Yeah. 32 00:01:04,347 --> 00:01:06,342 How could you get so many things wrong in a row? 33 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,736 At Radio City Music's Hall. 34 00:01:07,804 --> 00:01:09,517 What is going on here? 35 00:01:09,542 --> 00:01:11,316 Christmas isn't stressful. 36 00:01:11,341 --> 00:01:12,058 - Babe. - Babe. 37 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:13,641 CECE: You get more stressed out by Christmas 38 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:15,433 than anyone I know. 39 00:01:15,777 --> 00:01:18,878 The spirit of Christmas. 40 00:01:20,016 --> 00:01:22,016 [electrical hissing, booming clack] 41 00:01:22,222 --> 00:01:24,089 Son of a whore! 42 00:01:24,157 --> 00:01:25,957 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - [yelling] 43 00:01:26,026 --> 00:01:29,060 In my defense, I hadn't slept for six days. 44 00:01:29,129 --> 00:01:30,347 But I do see your point. 45 00:01:30,372 --> 00:01:31,487 - Okay. Great. - Hmm. 46 00:01:31,512 --> 00:01:33,412 So it's official. Christmas is canceled. 47 00:01:33,437 --> 00:01:35,511 No, Christmas is not canceled. 48 00:01:35,536 --> 00:01:38,183 Christmas gifts are how you show the people you love 49 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:40,205 that you care in a very special, magical 50 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,980 and highly mandatory way. 51 00:01:42,004 --> 00:01:44,565 You want me to shop until I drop, and I don't want to drop. 52 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:48,292 How about this? One special gift, one person, 53 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,058 and a guessing game at the end. 54 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:51,394 Secret Santa! 55 00:01:51,419 --> 00:01:53,159 - One moment, please. - [Jess sighs] 56 00:01:53,237 --> 00:01:55,027 [whispering] 57 00:01:55,052 --> 00:01:57,433 It's the perfect compromise. Come on. 58 00:02:00,035 --> 00:02:01,245 [gavel banging] 59 00:02:01,408 --> 00:02:02,463 - General agreement. - NICK: General agreement. 60 00:02:02,488 --> 00:02:03,487 - Sure. - We can do it. 61 00:02:03,518 --> 00:02:05,785 Yes! It's a deal. Okay. 62 00:02:05,988 --> 00:02:07,347 [Nick screaming] 63 00:02:07,372 --> 00:02:08,495 - [laughing] Whoa. - Oh. 64 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,761 It's just me. 65 00:02:09,786 --> 00:02:11,167 I'm feeling really good. 66 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,533 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:12,558 --> 00:02:15,128 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 68 00:02:15,285 --> 00:02:16,644 _ 69 00:02:17,222 --> 00:02:19,666 Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everybody! 70 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:21,933 Secret Santa starts tonight at 6:00 P.M., 71 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,900 AKA 7:00 P.M. eve. 72 00:02:23,925 --> 00:02:26,191 - Snacks will be potluck. - I call baba ghanoush. 73 00:02:26,216 --> 00:02:27,665 It brings back such good memories. 74 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:30,564 My dad waking me up with hot cocoa, 75 00:02:30,589 --> 00:02:33,604 my dog Frank dressed up as Rudolph, 76 00:02:33,673 --> 00:02:36,708 looking out the window, watching for snow, 77 00:02:36,776 --> 00:02:38,447 dancing around the Christmas tree 78 00:02:38,472 --> 00:02:40,480 to the sweet sounds of Darlene Love's 79 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:41,870 "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)." 80 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,237 Darlene what now? 81 00:02:43,269 --> 00:02:45,370 ♪ The snow's coming down ♪ 82 00:02:45,395 --> 00:02:46,480 Love me some Darlene. 83 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:49,441 ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪ 84 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:50,597 What am I watching now? 85 00:02:50,622 --> 00:02:52,340 Two kilos of uncut joy. 86 00:02:52,365 --> 00:02:53,346 Little reminder... 87 00:02:53,371 --> 00:02:55,941 uh, tonight is for Secret Santa gifts only. 88 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:58,087 So, married people, 89 00:02:58,112 --> 00:03:00,097 please exchange your gifts at another time. 90 00:03:00,122 --> 00:03:01,161 CECE: Oh, don't worry. Schmidt and I 91 00:03:01,186 --> 00:03:02,308 aren't getting each other gifts this year. 92 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:03,761 - Uh-uh. - Is that 'cause of the Jew thing? 93 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:05,025 Jew thing? 94 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:07,995 That's just a phrase that falls out of your mouth these days. 95 00:03:09,269 --> 00:03:10,783 Oh, sorry. 96 00:03:10,808 --> 00:03:13,323 I-I took the last Jew thing. 97 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:16,414 This will be the only gift that Cece is getting this Christmas, 98 00:03:16,483 --> 00:03:19,183 so whoever has her, please step it up. 99 00:03:19,252 --> 00:03:21,385 CECE: Right, and the same goes for my man. 100 00:03:21,454 --> 00:03:23,152 Just because he doesn't believe in the Lord, 101 00:03:23,177 --> 00:03:26,423 doesn't mean he can't have cake at the birthday party. 102 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:29,058 So, whoever has him better bring it... 103 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:32,263 because I know I got the perfect gift for... 104 00:03:32,332 --> 00:03:33,464 JESS: Up-bup-bup-bup! 105 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:35,066 Secret Santa. 106 00:03:35,135 --> 00:03:36,277 Also, to that point, 107 00:03:36,302 --> 00:03:38,336 we're all in danger of revealing ourselves 108 00:03:38,404 --> 00:03:40,823 through little clues such as... 109 00:03:41,636 --> 00:03:43,167 cave man wrapping skills. 110 00:03:43,192 --> 00:03:45,320 I got mozzarella sticks for fingers. 111 00:03:45,345 --> 00:03:46,792 You're making this very stressful, Jess. 112 00:03:46,817 --> 00:03:49,644 No, it's not, because we have a Secret Santa helper, 113 00:03:49,669 --> 00:03:51,331 - and his name is... - [door opens] 114 00:03:51,378 --> 00:03:52,230 - Robby! - Whoa! 115 00:03:52,255 --> 00:03:53,008 - Oh. - Oh. 116 00:03:53,052 --> 00:03:54,081 How long you been out there, man? 117 00:03:54,106 --> 00:03:56,087 Eh, long enough to make it weird. 118 00:03:56,156 --> 00:03:57,455 But I could hear everything, though, so... 119 00:03:57,524 --> 00:03:59,390 - Sorry about the wait. - Oh, it's okay. 120 00:03:59,459 --> 00:04:01,487 - I slept in a little bit. - [laughs] 121 00:04:01,512 --> 00:04:03,795 Robby is going to wrap and label all of your gifts 122 00:04:03,863 --> 00:04:05,231 to ensure anonymity. 123 00:04:05,256 --> 00:04:06,395 I'm just gonna go wait in Jess' room. 124 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,661 I look forward to working with you all. 125 00:04:07,685 --> 00:04:09,159 Oh, I got to get back to work. 126 00:04:09,184 --> 00:04:11,566 I told the entire staff they can have three days off 127 00:04:11,591 --> 00:04:14,161 'cause Christmas is usually dead at the bar. 128 00:04:14,497 --> 00:04:16,192 So, it's just gonna be me and the receipts. 129 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:17,552 SCHMIDT: You haven't done those yet? 130 00:04:17,577 --> 00:04:19,089 Nick, our accountant needs them today. 131 00:04:19,114 --> 00:04:20,489 I know. It's the do date, 132 00:04:20,514 --> 00:04:22,169 So, I'm going to do them today. 133 00:04:22,194 --> 00:04:23,598 D-U-E, Nicholas. 134 00:04:23,623 --> 00:04:26,091 D-O-I-N-G-I-N-G. 135 00:04:26,116 --> 00:04:27,792 Doing. The doing date. 136 00:04:27,817 --> 00:04:30,763 And if you think about it, D-O-I-N-G 137 00:04:30,788 --> 00:04:32,425 shouldn't be doing. 138 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:33,809 It should be freaking "doyng." 139 00:04:33,848 --> 00:04:35,779 [laughing] 140 00:04:35,804 --> 00:04:36,837 Nick, you got 'em?! 141 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:39,606 You look like you should be paying child support in Florida. 142 00:04:43,752 --> 00:04:45,286 I get Nick the perfect gift, 143 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,020 and then he goes and buys it for himself. 144 00:04:47,052 --> 00:04:48,317 What am I supposed to get him now? 145 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,020 You could get Nick some tap shoes, right? 146 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:51,464 - They do make walking fun. - [scoffs] 147 00:04:51,489 --> 00:04:53,987 I told you that about tap shoes, you tree. 148 00:04:54,012 --> 00:04:55,338 Now think, Jessica. 149 00:04:55,407 --> 00:04:57,864 You're the greatest gift-giver of all time. 150 00:04:58,762 --> 00:04:59,972 [gasps] I've got it. 151 00:04:59,997 --> 00:05:01,745 Whatever it is, I got it covered. 152 00:05:01,813 --> 00:05:05,294 Oh, no, Robby. What I'm giving him cannot be wrapped. 153 00:05:05,319 --> 00:05:07,091 Is it a memory? 154 00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:08,778 - No. - Ah. 155 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:11,403 - A house? - No. 156 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,412 ♪ ♪ 157 00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:15,933 Damn it, man. 158 00:05:16,737 --> 00:05:17,770 False alarm. 159 00:05:17,809 --> 00:05:19,895 I thought that was the mailman with my Secret Santa gift. 160 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,151 Yes, I know, Winston. 161 00:05:21,176 --> 00:05:22,941 You've run in here at least six times. 162 00:05:22,966 --> 00:05:25,184 You know, now you can just track the package. 163 00:05:25,209 --> 00:05:26,949 - I can? - Yes. 164 00:05:26,974 --> 00:05:31,473 Let's see. KXHD136. 165 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,581 You memorized the package tracking number, 166 00:05:33,606 --> 00:05:36,286 but you didn't know that you could use that number to track the package? 167 00:05:36,311 --> 00:05:37,749 What?! 168 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:41,062 9:18 A.M. refused delivery? 169 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:42,964 Did you refuse a package 170 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:45,691 to Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo? 171 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:48,328 Listen to what you just asked. Of course I did. 172 00:05:48,665 --> 00:05:50,090 Damn it! 173 00:05:50,115 --> 00:05:51,873 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 174 00:05:51,898 --> 00:05:53,168 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 175 00:05:53,193 --> 00:05:54,660 Damn it, Schmidt! 176 00:05:54,685 --> 00:05:57,690 I am Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo! 177 00:05:57,715 --> 00:05:59,136 It is my secret Santa alias. 178 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:00,081 - Oh. - Yeah. 179 00:06:00,116 --> 00:06:02,479 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 180 00:06:02,504 --> 00:06:04,183 I don't have a gift for tonight now. 181 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:05,503 Well, this is not my problem, Winston. 182 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:07,269 Oh, no, it is your problem. 183 00:06:07,294 --> 00:06:08,393 Oh, you had me? 184 00:06:08,418 --> 00:06:11,604 I did not have Jess, I did not have Nick, I do not have you. 185 00:06:12,503 --> 00:06:16,761 It's fairly obvious who I do have. 186 00:06:19,502 --> 00:06:21,565 I figured it out. You have Cece. 187 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,636 - Oh. - My Cece. 188 00:06:22,661 --> 00:06:23,768 My Cece can't go gift-less. 189 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:25,690 I like to think of her as our Cece. 190 00:06:25,715 --> 00:06:27,331 You screwed the pooch on this one, Winston. 191 00:06:27,378 --> 00:06:28,745 Me? I didn't screw the pooch. 192 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:30,331 - Yes, you did. - You didn't sign for it! 193 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,880 How was I supposed to sign for Garage-A-Roo's package? 194 00:06:32,949 --> 00:06:34,636 You and your dang old aliases. 195 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,347 You have a new alias every day, Winston. 196 00:06:36,372 --> 00:06:38,345 - Yes, but you should know it's me! - Garage-A-Roo, Kenneth. 197 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:40,722 But it was me clearly! Kenneth, Kenneth. 198 00:06:40,747 --> 00:06:43,261 Rick Smits, Big Poppy Jones. 199 00:06:43,286 --> 00:06:45,026 These are the dumbest names I've ever heard! 200 00:06:45,051 --> 00:06:47,486 - Pontius Pilate. - AKA idiot. 201 00:06:47,511 --> 00:06:48,963 Maybe that truck is still in the neighborhood. 202 00:06:49,032 --> 00:06:50,667 - Let's go out and try and get it. - Wait! 203 00:06:50,692 --> 00:06:55,261 This just became a Schmidt and a Jay Garage-A-Roo mess-around. 204 00:06:55,286 --> 00:06:56,972 - Freakin' Jay Garage-A-Roo. - [laughs] 205 00:06:56,997 --> 00:06:59,698 So I fly you down. You are my gift to Nick. 206 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:00,853 What do you say? 207 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,072 I don't know, Jess. 208 00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:04,018 I mean, I have a really big pitch tomorrow. 209 00:07:04,043 --> 00:07:05,339 It's a treatment for... 210 00:07:05,364 --> 00:07:08,893 I mean, the polite term is "gravelly bowel syndrome." 211 00:07:08,918 --> 00:07:10,895 So fly down for one night. 212 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,745 What could be more romantic or magical? 213 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:15,566 I will orchestrate the whole surprise. 214 00:07:15,591 --> 00:07:16,620 Lighting, blocking, 215 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:17,683 - costumes... - Okay, you know what? 216 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,962 - I... I'm in. - You are? 217 00:07:19,987 --> 00:07:21,767 I thought I was gonna have to give you the hard sell. 218 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:23,737 That's part of the reason why I'm in. But... 219 00:07:23,762 --> 00:07:25,839 also, I haven't seen Nick in a couple weeks, 220 00:07:25,864 --> 00:07:27,268 and I really miss his nonsense. 221 00:07:27,293 --> 00:07:29,089 And that ass... am I right? 222 00:07:29,114 --> 00:07:30,247 - She's in! - [laughs] 223 00:07:30,272 --> 00:07:31,438 Whoo! 224 00:07:31,463 --> 00:07:33,730 ROBBY: Pope Francis, we have a miracle worker. 225 00:07:33,755 --> 00:07:36,823 - [chuckles] - The only thing left to do is... 226 00:07:38,081 --> 00:07:39,409 Hey, Nick. 227 00:07:39,434 --> 00:07:42,083 I, um, just am doing a little laundry. 228 00:07:42,151 --> 00:07:44,852 I got just enough room for your bedsheets. 229 00:07:44,921 --> 00:07:46,222 May I do the honors? 230 00:07:46,247 --> 00:07:48,378 But don't touch them... they're exactly how I like them. 231 00:07:48,403 --> 00:07:51,675 But I'm really glad you called. The bar is an absolute zoo. 232 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,308 I haven't even gotten to the receipts yet. 233 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,378 Wait-wait, what? 234 00:07:54,403 --> 00:07:55,441 The point is, I'm swamped, 235 00:07:55,466 --> 00:07:57,168 and I'm not gonna make it for Secret Santa. 236 00:07:57,193 --> 00:07:58,292 - What? - I'm sorry. 237 00:07:58,317 --> 00:07:59,778 I'm just not gonna make it. 238 00:07:59,809 --> 00:08:02,026 Jess, Nick is still gonna enjoy seeing Reagan, 239 00:08:02,051 --> 00:08:04,612 even if it means she's just gonna hang out with him at the bar. 240 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:06,393 - Yeah, it's the thought that counts. - Yeah. 241 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,442 If you're in the lump of coal business! 242 00:08:08,502 --> 00:08:10,012 I have to go help Nick... 243 00:08:10,037 --> 00:08:12,012 so he can be here for the surprise. 244 00:08:12,037 --> 00:08:13,488 Did you get... No, you don't have a drink. 245 00:08:13,513 --> 00:08:14,615 - You got hot chocolate? - What do you want, a beer? 246 00:08:14,684 --> 00:08:16,455 I'll get you in a second there, buddy. 247 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,918 Weirdly, this is not the first time 248 00:08:17,987 --> 00:08:19,453 Nick has failed to mention elves 249 00:08:19,529 --> 00:08:21,214 in a crisis situation. 250 00:08:21,863 --> 00:08:24,425 CECE: This is way worse than you said. 251 00:08:24,494 --> 00:08:26,824 I'm out of here... it's my day off, and... 252 00:08:26,925 --> 00:08:28,253 you know what, actually, I don't need more than that. 253 00:08:28,278 --> 00:08:29,964 Wait, wait, no. Cece, I need your help. 254 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,088 I need your help. 255 00:08:31,113 --> 00:08:33,147 We have to get Nick home for Secret Santa. 256 00:08:33,195 --> 00:08:35,162 Ooh, you have him. 257 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:37,222 Yes, I got Nick. I got Nick. 258 00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:38,738 Reagan's flying out from Seattle. 259 00:08:38,763 --> 00:08:40,223 Oh... 260 00:08:40,574 --> 00:08:42,588 And we're double-teaming him. 261 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,386 Okay, listen to me very carefully, okay? 262 00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:46,514 You mean "tag-teaming." 263 00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:48,181 This is the exact same thing that happened 264 00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:50,151 when you handed that checkout guy coupons, 265 00:08:50,219 --> 00:08:52,050 and said that we'd been scissoring all day. 266 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:55,156 Oh. He helped us with our bags. He was such a gentleman. 267 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,035 No, he was not. 268 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:58,652 Hey, what are you two doing here? 269 00:08:58,677 --> 00:09:00,012 What are all these elves doing here? 270 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:01,786 They just got off a shift at the mall. 271 00:09:01,831 --> 00:09:04,865 You know, I've been thinking, since they're all regular size, 272 00:09:04,926 --> 00:09:06,965 my theory is it's a mall for giants. 273 00:09:06,998 --> 00:09:09,214 Let us help. We'll man the bar. You can hit the receipts. 274 00:09:09,239 --> 00:09:10,254 Ah, it'll be fine. 275 00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:12,644 Someone just has to give my Secret Santa gift. It's for... 276 00:09:12,669 --> 00:09:14,769 No! Sorry. 277 00:09:15,311 --> 00:09:17,464 Look, I know you don't love Secret Santa, but... 278 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:19,814 don't be alone on Christmas Eve Eve. 279 00:09:19,882 --> 00:09:21,792 Be with the people you love. 280 00:09:23,816 --> 00:09:25,277 All right, you're right. 281 00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:26,917 I'll take the help. 282 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,384 Uh, time for the receipts, I guess. 283 00:09:29,409 --> 00:09:31,109 Let me go grab my calculator. 284 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,571 [groans] 285 00:09:33,596 --> 00:09:35,727 We have a lot of work to do. 286 00:09:36,596 --> 00:09:39,497 One, two, three, four... 287 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,237 - Whoa! Whoa. - Excuse me, uh, 288 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:45,539 Deb, we need to check your trunk... we're looking for a package. 289 00:09:45,608 --> 00:09:48,976 It is addressed to Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo. 290 00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:50,269 What a stupid name. 291 00:09:50,294 --> 00:09:52,097 Tell it to your stupid wife, man... it's one of our inside jokes. 292 00:09:52,122 --> 00:09:53,769 You two don't have inside jokes. 293 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,199 Man, we got loads of inside jokes! 294 00:09:56,224 --> 00:09:58,917 My turtleneck, uh, my trick hip, 295 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:01,042 that "Hok-fooey, Jean Luc!" 296 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,367 Get off my truck. 297 00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:05,494 Please, it is Christmas Eve... Eve. 298 00:10:05,519 --> 00:10:06,902 - That's right. - Yes. 299 00:10:06,927 --> 00:10:09,474 That's my night. So go home, 300 00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:11,269 and wait for your package. 301 00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:12,465 All right, fine. [chuckles] 302 00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:14,068 Okay, whatever. 303 00:10:14,074 --> 00:10:15,649 [sighs heavily] 304 00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,478 You know what, Deb, that's where you're wrong. 305 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:20,386 There was a time when we didn't need people like you. 306 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,324 There was a time where a man could go into a place, 307 00:10:22,349 --> 00:10:24,945 buy a thing and leave with that thing. 308 00:10:25,014 --> 00:10:26,660 And you weren't involved at all. 309 00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,316 You lost me, Schmidt. What are you talking about? 310 00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:30,939 - Stores, Winston! - Oh, stores! 311 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,730 - I remember those. - Stores? 312 00:10:32,755 --> 00:10:35,214 What are you gonna do? Pay sales tax? 313 00:10:35,239 --> 00:10:36,269 Park? 314 00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:38,027 [laughing] 315 00:10:38,052 --> 00:10:39,652 - Stores! - Oh! 316 00:10:39,962 --> 00:10:41,562 - Brick and mortar, baby! - [shattering] 317 00:10:41,587 --> 00:10:43,535 I know that she loves me, 318 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,410 so why won't she touch me? 319 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:47,963 Larry, you've got to go home, okay? 320 00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:49,464 Why isn't Nick gone? 321 00:10:49,489 --> 00:10:50,956 It's been four hours. 322 00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:53,277 Reagan's on a plane, Secret Santa's in an hour, 323 00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:54,501 I'm freaking out... 324 00:10:54,526 --> 00:10:56,597 Well, you can call me Ice Cube. 325 00:10:57,529 --> 00:10:59,029 Because I'm done wrapping. 326 00:10:59,054 --> 00:11:00,480 That is how you won me over. 327 00:11:00,505 --> 00:11:02,791 Look, the missing piece of the puzzle is Nick. 328 00:11:02,816 --> 00:11:04,238 I'm gonna go check in. 329 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:06,027 One hour till Secret Santa! 330 00:11:06,052 --> 00:11:07,087 Great. 331 00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:08,542 You ever done any Santa work 332 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,667 at the Chatsworth Penney's? 333 00:11:11,855 --> 00:11:13,433 - Larry? - Robby! 334 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,167 [crying, sniffling] 335 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:17,418 [knocking] 336 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,363 Come in. 337 00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,691 A little North Pole knock-knock. [chuckles] 338 00:11:20,716 --> 00:11:21,769 - I finished. - Oh. 339 00:11:21,794 --> 00:11:23,900 Thank you, Jess. And thank you for what you said 340 00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:25,981 about being with the people you care about on Christmas. 341 00:11:26,006 --> 00:11:27,739 Oh, you're welcome. I-I meant it. 342 00:11:27,764 --> 00:11:30,184 And that is why I bought a ticket... 343 00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:33,090 to go to Seattle to be with Reagan tonight. 344 00:11:33,115 --> 00:11:35,379 Oh... Fa... 345 00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:38,051 ♪ La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la. ♪ 346 00:11:38,075 --> 00:11:39,098 [laughs] 347 00:11:41,592 --> 00:11:42,925 All right. How do I surprise Reagan. 348 00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,316 Here's what I'm thinking. 349 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,813 I'm thinking I go dressed as a fireman, 350 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:46,853 I knock on the door, 351 00:11:46,901 --> 00:11:48,627 I reveal myself to be a stripper, 352 00:11:48,652 --> 00:11:50,552 and then I reveal myself to be Nick. 353 00:11:50,578 --> 00:11:52,378 How does that even... uh... 354 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,556 Are you sure you want to go to Seattle? 355 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,338 I mean, it's Seattle. Ew. 356 00:11:56,363 --> 00:11:59,063 I mean, it was... it was basically your idea, right? 357 00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:00,486 Why don't we just get you home to... 358 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,511 I got no time. 359 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,353 I'm on a no-fly list, so I need to leave right now. 360 00:12:03,378 --> 00:12:04,611 Checking in is very difficult. 361 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,016 Why not just take that name literally, 362 00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:08,095 and you no fly? 363 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,291 - Off to Seattle. - Wait, Nick! No! No! 364 00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:13,240 I can't let you go! Your hair looks so stupid! 365 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,963 - What? - You look like a total dork. 366 00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:16,728 My hair looks stupid, I look like a total dork? 367 00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:18,423 We can't let TSA see you like this. 368 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,892 But I've had this haircut for a little bit now. 369 00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:21,416 - I know. - You let me go to work, though? 370 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,550 It just looks particularly bad right this minute. 371 00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:24,628 Then I'll just go like this. 372 00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:27,120 - How about now? - No. Mm-mm. Didn't fix it. 373 00:12:30,511 --> 00:12:32,961 I get the impression you don't want me to go to Seattle. 374 00:12:32,997 --> 00:12:36,175 That's because I don't want you to go to Seattle. 375 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,558 - Well, why not? - I can't tell you. 376 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,145 I mean, I-is this about Reagan? 377 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,336 Do you not like her? 378 00:12:41,372 --> 00:12:42,597 No, I like Reagan... 379 00:12:42,622 --> 00:12:45,306 she looks like the front of a ship come alive. Heh. 380 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,408 Is that why you've been acting so weird? 381 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,386 I haven't been acting weird. 382 00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,580 You've been weird since the day I got back from New Orleans. 383 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:53,480 You're acting really squirrelly. 384 00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:56,433 You don't think I've noticed, but I've noticed. 385 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,206 Okay, you're way off base. 386 00:12:58,247 --> 00:12:59,736 I mean, what is it? I took your advice... 387 00:12:59,761 --> 00:13:02,472 I'm gonna be with somebody who I find really special on Christmas. 388 00:13:02,497 --> 00:13:03,589 - Nick... - But, surprise, 389 00:13:03,614 --> 00:13:04,760 I've still done something wrong. 390 00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:06,433 Don't go to Seattle. Trust me. 391 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,431 Why is nothing I do ever good enough for you? 392 00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:11,121 What do you want from me? 393 00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:13,642 I'm doing everything I can here! 394 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,506 Nick, I'm flying Reagan out from Seattle to surprise you. 395 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:20,316 I'm your Secret Santa, you jerk. 396 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:26,481 So this is what it feels like to be instantly sorry. 397 00:13:27,081 --> 00:13:28,151 SCHMIDT: Where is everyone? 398 00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:30,352 - I thought this place would be crazy. - Ha-ha-ha! 399 00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:31,870 Yeah, those were the days. 400 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,943 Now people prefer to shop online. 401 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,360 My grandfather opened this store. 402 00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:38,173 Now it closes with me. So, to answer your question, 403 00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:39,464 yes, I do drink. 404 00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,808 Um... hey, we're looking for a beanbag chair. 405 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,167 Hey! We have one. 406 00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,667 Nice! 407 00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:47,004 Heck, I'll go get it for you. I'm not doing anything. 408 00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:48,128 Great, great. 409 00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:50,175 Brick and mortar, baby. 410 00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:51,728 [sighs] 411 00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,796 - A beanbag chair, Winston? - Yeah. 412 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,966 You thought that would be a... a suitable gift for my bride? 413 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,378 You wouldn't get it. I mean, it's a reference 414 00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:00,917 to a classic Winston-Cece mess-around. 415 00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,480 Beanbag chair! 416 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,105 Never in my life have I heard 417 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,987 of a game of one-on-one Pictionary. 418 00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:09,956 - We had a moment. - Unmoved. 419 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,781 - Okay. - Had you drawn a picture poo-poo, 420 00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:13,112 would that have been a good gift for my Cece? 421 00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:14,681 [laughing]: It would have been hilarious. 422 00:14:14,706 --> 00:14:15,761 Look, Schmidt, I get it 423 00:14:15,786 --> 00:14:17,784 that you are closer to her than I am. 424 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:18,937 - Uh-huh. - However, 425 00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:20,800 I got my own thing going on with her. 426 00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:22,980 And I feel like you don't respect that. 427 00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:24,417 - Closer to her? - You are. 428 00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:26,314 That's a good way to describe our relationship, 429 00:14:26,339 --> 00:14:28,128 - comparatively to yours. - Yeah. Yeah. 430 00:14:28,153 --> 00:14:30,871 Yes, considering we are man and wife. 431 00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,003 Yeah. 432 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,569 Winston, this is a very cozy, 433 00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:37,829 [sighs] inoffensive blanket. 434 00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:38,775 Get it. 435 00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,578 Has no relevance towards our relationship. 436 00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:41,901 - Why would I do that? - Get the blanket. 437 00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:43,063 - No. - Winston, please. 438 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,531 Just get the blanket and let's go. 439 00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:46,141 Well, since you asked nicely, no. 440 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,063 - Just get the blanket. - No. I don't want the damn blanket. 441 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,352 Here's the beanbag chair. 442 00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:51,154 Yeah, stores are the best. 443 00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:52,622 Hey, you guys want to go get lunch or something? 444 00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:53,756 Nah. How much is it? 445 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,024 It's $249.99. 446 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,617 - What? For a beanbag chair? - For a beanbag chair? 447 00:14:56,642 --> 00:14:59,000 Well, we have a cheaper one... we're just, we're out of stock. 448 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:02,172 I could order it for you, but it would take seven to ten days. 449 00:15:02,197 --> 00:15:03,800 Man, stores are the worst. 450 00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:05,281 The admiral will take this. 451 00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:06,369 Whatever happened to Hanukkah? 452 00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:08,313 Hey, Jess, about that... the-the stuff I s... 453 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:10,508 Oh, wait, it's fine... I... 454 00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,408 I must have seemed so crazy. 455 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,711 Let's just enjoy the holiday, okay? 456 00:15:15,766 --> 00:15:17,914 Okay, Secret Santa. 457 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:20,717 By now, the suspense must be killing you. 458 00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:21,851 As you all know, 459 00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:24,297 uh, Nick knows his Secret Santa gift 460 00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,264 is Reagan flying out 461 00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,790 from Seattle to surprise him. 462 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,383 All right. 463 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:30,870 Merry Christmas, Nick. 464 00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:33,529 All right, Cece. That big boy's for you. 465 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,266 What in the hell is that? 466 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,109 Winston, what'd you do with the thing we just bought? 467 00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:39,422 [gasps] 468 00:15:39,447 --> 00:15:40,820 Beanbag chair! 469 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:44,374 Beanbag chair! It's from Winston! 470 00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:45,772 WINSTON: They had to make it out of this dumb blanket. 471 00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:48,602 Winston, you remembered our game night. I love it. 472 00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:49,695 You do? 473 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,352 - She does. - I do. 474 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,475 Well, you know what, Winston? 475 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,342 You were right... it's the perfect gift. 476 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,387 I guess I just have to come to terms with the fact 477 00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,625 that my wife is a little bit weirder than I thought she was. 478 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,101 It's a prototype, you know? 479 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,458 The real one's on its way. 480 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,860 Didn't have a lot of beans, 481 00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,922 so I had to pad it with rice and oatmeal. 482 00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:07,227 - It's a great gift. Thank you. - It's perfect! 483 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:08,235 Good job. 484 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,430 All right, well, whoever got Schmidt better have brought it, 485 00:16:10,455 --> 00:16:12,570 'cause Winston set the bar really high. 486 00:16:12,595 --> 00:16:14,709 Oh, here we go, here we go. 487 00:16:14,734 --> 00:16:16,305 - Here we go. Ooh... - Ooh... 488 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:19,209 - Cashmere socks! Dayanu! - [chuckles] 489 00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:21,131 Well, it's not Winston, it's not Jess. 490 00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:23,679 - Cece? - No. No, it's not me. 491 00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:25,415 - I got you, boy. - No way. 492 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,016 - I got you. This is me. - This is you? 493 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,585 - Nicholas! [laughs] - Yeah, come on. 494 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,087 I don't know why I'm finding the image 495 00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:34,157 of you mispronouncing the word "cashmere" in a store... 496 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:35,729 to be so joyful. 497 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:36,779 "Cadsh-mer." 498 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:38,271 - Winston. - Oh. 499 00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:39,906 Ha-ha! I get one? 500 00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,864 - Oh, man. - Yeah. Everybody gets one. 501 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,332 That's crazy. I get one, too. 502 00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,801 - You know. - Yeah, everybody does. 503 00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,135 Aah! For me? 504 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,469 Oh, my stars! A check made out to my phone company? 505 00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:52,141 Cece, girl, is this for that night we got bombed and called Iceland? 506 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,342 You know it is! 507 00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:56,619 Okay, hold on, wait a minute, I had... I had Winston, too. 508 00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:58,588 Somebody got left out. Who didn't get one? 509 00:16:58,613 --> 00:17:00,768 Oh, Winnie got two gifts? 510 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,650 - That's for Winston. - Yeah. 511 00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:07,924 Oh... no, no, it's... 512 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,192 it's fine. 513 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,160 It's... it's my fault. 514 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,477 I must have gotten so tipsy on Halloween, 515 00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:15,298 I forgot to write down my own name. 516 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,166 See? It's right there in the song. 517 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,893 He makes a list, 518 00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:20,470 he checks it twice. 519 00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:23,032 See, this is probably why Santa stopped drinking. 520 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:24,340 Well, here, you know what? 521 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,932 Have this one. 522 00:17:27,809 --> 00:17:31,911 Oh, my God, a hamster?! 523 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,112 You're a pet guy, man. 524 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,104 I am. I am. 525 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,553 But... Jess, you... 526 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,783 you should have him. 527 00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:41,861 No. I-I got the best gift of all. 528 00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:44,736 Watching you guys give each other gifts that show you care. 529 00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,573 Well, you can't not have a gift. 530 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,464 Besides, Ferguson's gonna eat him, anyway. 531 00:17:48,489 --> 00:17:50,188 Oh. Well, if... 532 00:17:50,213 --> 00:17:52,135 if Ferguson will eat him, then I... 533 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,547 I'll take him. 534 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,447 - Thanks, Winston. - Of course. 535 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,559 Great Secret Santa, everyone. 536 00:17:57,899 --> 00:18:00,260 You want to go to bed, little guy? 537 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,244 You want to see your new room? 538 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,648 [sighs] 539 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:06,838 I feel horrible. 540 00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:08,799 You have no idea. She and I got in a thing. 541 00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:10,363 I said something so stupid. 542 00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:12,719 - [door opens] - Sleigh! 543 00:18:12,744 --> 00:18:13,789 OTHERS: Hey, Reagan. 544 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,385 - Hey. - Really? 545 00:18:15,602 --> 00:18:18,618 Do you know how hard it was to put this thing on in an airplane bathroom? 546 00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:20,080 Do I. 547 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,746 If you don't get off that wheel right now, 548 00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:31,537 there's gonna be hell to pay. 549 00:18:31,563 --> 00:18:33,301 Now! 550 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,278 Whoa. Did you understand me? 551 00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:36,303 [door opens] 552 00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:42,708 Oh, you're awa... 553 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:43,864 you're awake. Great. 554 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,528 Nick, how often do you sneak into my room in the middle of the night? 555 00:18:46,553 --> 00:18:49,348 Uh, that you're awake, uh, this is a first. 556 00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:50,598 - Here. - Weird. 557 00:18:50,623 --> 00:18:52,137 Here's some cocoa. 558 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,825 Hey, I wanted to say that I'm sorry about what I said. 559 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:59,134 I know you are. Thanks. 560 00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:01,528 I also want to say thank you. 561 00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:03,787 Even though I knew Reagan was coming, when I saw her 562 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,879 I felt like it was Christmas morning and I was ten. 563 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,606 But a ten-year-old about to have sex... 564 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,497 with Santa! 565 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,840 And it was... yeah, this is getting weird. 566 00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:15,950 Anyway, I just wanted to say... 567 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:17,942 I'm sorry and thank you. 568 00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:20,973 ♪ ♪ 569 00:19:25,257 --> 00:19:27,223 [purring] 570 00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:43,875 Come with me. 571 00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,960 Uh, actually, do you want to put a bra on first? 572 00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:49,310 - ROBBY: Cue the music. - ♪ ♪ 573 00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:51,555 - Surprise! - SCHMIDT: Merry Christmas, Jess. 574 00:19:52,453 --> 00:19:54,112 - CECE: We got something for you. - Ta-da! 575 00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,580 SCHMIDT: Robby set it all up. 576 00:19:55,616 --> 00:19:57,164 JESS [gasps]: What?! 577 00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:58,789 NICK: This is for you. 578 00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,029 ♪ ♪ 579 00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,458 ♪ Christmas ♪ 580 00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:06,211 ♪ The snow's coming down ♪ 581 00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:08,102 - [gasps] - ♪ Christmas ♪ 582 00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:10,560 ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪ 583 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,914 - ♪ Christmas ♪ - [laughs] 584 00:20:11,939 --> 00:20:14,421 ♪ Lots of people around ♪ 585 00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:15,742 ♪ Christmas ♪ 586 00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:18,435 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 587 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,326 What is Darlene Love doing here? 588 00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:22,434 Uh, we used to do hot yoga together. 589 00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:23,625 Oh. 590 00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:26,050 ♪ All ringing in song ♪ 591 00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:27,307 ♪ Christmas ♪ 592 00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:29,375 ♪ What a happy sound ♪ 593 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,195 This is amazing! [laughing] 594 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,762 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 595 00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:37,640 ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ 596 00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:41,269 ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ 597 00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:43,781 ♪ 'Cause I remember when you... ♪ 598 00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:45,739 How much longer do I have to do this? 599 00:20:46,071 --> 00:20:47,406 I'm almost out of litter. 600 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,304 - It's shredded receipts. - [laughs] 601 00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,429 ♪ Christmas ♪ 602 00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:51,868 This is the best gift. 603 00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:53,045 ♪ ♪ 604 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:55,638 - Thank you. - OTHERS: Merry Christmas, Jess. 605 00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:57,863 Bar elves! Come on in! 606 00:20:57,888 --> 00:21:01,223 [lively chatter, ho-ho-ho'ing] 607 00:21:01,948 --> 00:21:05,148 ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 608 00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:38,449 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com