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JESS: What a Halloween!
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- NICK: Whoa! Whoa!
- CECE: Yes!
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Marcia Clark cleaned that party out.
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I can't believe nobody got our costumes.
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I know. I'm not Shapiro.
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I'm very clearly Travolta
playing Shapiro.
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Where-where is the...
Where did the Juice go?
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Is he back on the freeway?
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Three, two, one. Midnight, November 1.
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Merry Christmas season.
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- Mm.
- Okay.
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- [whistles]
- [muttering]
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NICK: Uh, Jess,
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Winston has something he
would like to tell you.
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- Oh!
- Go ahead, Winston.
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What? Oh, yeah, yeah, from...
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We did rock-paper-scissors. Okay.
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Well, you know,
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well, we were all thinking,
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and we were all on the same page.
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[sighs]
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We were thinking that...
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maybe we don't do Christmas this year.
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You know, that would be
a great seminar topic...
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in a school for demons!
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- Backup. I need backup. Your turn.
- Well, Jess,
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Christmas is just so stressful...
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with the lists and the lines
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and-and the dancing girls
at TV Town Song Room.
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TV Town Song Room?
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- Do you mean Radio City Music Hall?
- Yeah.
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How could you get so many
things wrong in a row?
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At Radio City Music's Hall.
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What is going on here?
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Christmas isn't stressful.
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- Babe.
- Babe.
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CECE: You get more
stressed out by Christmas
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than anyone I know.
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The spirit of Christmas.
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[electrical hissing, booming clack]
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Son of a whore!
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- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- [yelling]
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In my defense, I hadn't
slept for six days.
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But I do see your point.
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- Okay. Great.
- Hmm.
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So it's official. Christmas is canceled.
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No, Christmas is not canceled.
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Christmas gifts are how
you show the people you love
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that you care in a very special, magical
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and highly mandatory way.
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You want me to shop until I
drop, and I don't want to drop.
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How about this? One
special gift, one person,
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and a guessing game at the end.
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Secret Santa!
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- One moment, please.
- [Jess sighs]
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[whispering]
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It's the perfect compromise. Come on.
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[gavel banging]
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- General agreement.
- NICK: General agreement.
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- Sure.
- We can do it.
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Yes! It's a deal. Okay.
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[Nick screaming]
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- [laughing] Whoa.
- Oh.
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It's just me.
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I'm feeling really good.
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♪ ♪
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Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everybody!
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Secret Santa starts
tonight at 6:00 P.M.,
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AKA 7:00 P.M. eve.
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- Snacks will be potluck.
- I call baba ghanoush.
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It brings back such good memories.
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My dad waking me up with hot cocoa,
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my dog Frank dressed up as Rudolph,
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looking out the window,
watching for snow,
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dancing around the Christmas tree
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to the sweet sounds of Darlene Love's
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"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)."
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Darlene what now?
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♪ The snow's coming down ♪
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Love me some Darlene.
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♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
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What am I watching now?
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Two kilos of uncut joy.
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Little reminder...
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uh, tonight is for
Secret Santa gifts only.
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So, married people,
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please exchange your
gifts at another time.
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CECE: Oh, don't worry. Schmidt and I
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aren't getting each
other gifts this year.
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- Uh-uh.
- Is that 'cause of the Jew thing?
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Jew thing?
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That's just a phrase that falls
out of your mouth these days.
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Oh, sorry.
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I-I took the last Jew thing.
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This will be the only gift that
Cece is getting this Christmas,
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so whoever has her, please step it up.
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CECE: Right, and the
same goes for my man.
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Just because he doesn't
believe in the Lord,
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doesn't mean he can't have
cake at the birthday party.
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So, whoever has him better bring it...
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because I know I got
the perfect gift for...
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JESS: Up-bup-bup-bup!
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Secret Santa.
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Also, to that point,
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we're all in danger
of revealing ourselves
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through little clues such as...
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cave man wrapping skills.
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I got mozzarella sticks for fingers.
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You're making this very stressful, Jess.
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No, it's not, because we
have a Secret Santa helper,
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- and his name is...
- [door opens]
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- Robby!
- Whoa!
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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How long you been out there, man?
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Eh, long enough to make it weird.
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But I could hear
everything, though, so...
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- Sorry about the wait.
- Oh, it's okay.
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- I slept in a little bit.
- [laughs]
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Robby is going to wrap
and label all of your gifts
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to ensure anonymity.
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I'm just gonna go wait in Jess' room.
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I look forward to working with you all.
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Oh, I got to get back to work.
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I told the entire staff
they can have three days off
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'cause Christmas is
usually dead at the bar.
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So, it's just gonna
be me and the receipts.
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SCHMIDT: You haven't done those yet?
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Nick, our accountant needs them today.
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I know. It's the do date,
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So, I'm going to do them today.
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D-U-E, Nicholas.
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D-O-I-N-G-I-N-G.
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Doing. The doing date.
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And if you think about it, D-O-I-N-G
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shouldn't be doing.
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It should be freaking "doyng."
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[laughing]
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Nick, you got 'em?!
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You look like you should be
paying child support in Florida.
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I get Nick the perfect gift,
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and then he goes and
buys it for himself.
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What am I supposed to get him now?
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You could get Nick
some tap shoes, right?
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- They do make walking fun.
- [scoffs]
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I told you that about
tap shoes, you tree.
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Now think, Jessica.
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You're the greatest
gift-giver of all time.
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[gasps] I've got it.
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Whatever it is, I got it covered.
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Oh, no, Robby. What I'm
giving him cannot be wrapped.
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Is it a memory?
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- No.
- Ah.
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- A house?
- No.
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♪ ♪
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Damn it, man.
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False alarm.
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I thought that was the mailman
with my Secret Santa gift.
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Yes, I know, Winston.
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You've run in here at least six times.
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You know, now you can just
track the package.
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- I can?
- Yes.
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Let's see. KXHD136.
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You memorized the
package tracking number,
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but you didn't know that you could
use that number to track the package?
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What?!
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9:18 A.M. refused delivery?
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Did you refuse a package
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to Retired Rear Admiral
Jay Garage-A-Roo?
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Listen to what you just
asked. Of course I did.
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Damn it!
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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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Damn it, Schmidt!
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I am Retired Rear
Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo!
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It is my secret Santa alias.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn
it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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I don't have a gift for tonight now.
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Well, this is not my problem, Winston.
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Oh, no, it is your problem.
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Oh, you had me?
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I did not have Jess, I did not
have Nick, I do not have you.
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It's fairly obvious who I do have.
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I figured it out. You have Cece.
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- Oh.
- My Cece.
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My Cece can't go gift-less.
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I like to think of her as our Cece.
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You screwed the pooch
on this one, Winston.
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Me? I didn't screw the pooch.
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- Yes, you did.
- You didn't sign for it!
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How was I supposed to sign
for Garage-A-Roo's package?
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You and your dang old aliases.
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You have a new alias every day, Winston.
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- Yes, but you should know it's me!
- Garage-A-Roo, Kenneth.
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But it was me clearly! Kenneth, Kenneth.
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Rick Smits, Big Poppy Jones.
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These are the dumbest
names I've ever heard!
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- Pontius Pilate.
- AKA idiot.
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Maybe that truck is
still in the neighborhood.
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- Let's go out and try and get it.
- Wait!
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This just became a Schmidt and
a Jay Garage-A-Roo mess-around.
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- Freakin' Jay Garage-A-Roo.
- [laughs]
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So I fly you down. You
are my gift to Nick.
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What do you say?
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I don't know, Jess.
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I mean, I have a really
big pitch tomorrow.
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It's a treatment for...
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I mean, the polite term is
"gravelly bowel syndrome."
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So fly down for one night.
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What could be more romantic or magical?
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I will orchestrate the whole surprise.
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Lighting, blocking,
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- costumes...
- Okay, you know what?
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- I... I'm in.
- You are?
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I thought I was gonna have
to give you the hard sell.
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That's part of the
reason why I'm in. But...
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also, I haven't seen
Nick in a couple weeks,
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and I really miss his nonsense.
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And that ass... am I right?
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- She's in!
- [laughs]
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Whoo!
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ROBBY: Pope Francis, we
have a miracle worker.
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- [chuckles]
- The only thing left to do is...
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Hey, Nick.
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I, um, just am doing a little laundry.
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I got just enough room
for your bedsheets.
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May I do the honors?
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But don't touch them...
they're exactly how I like them.
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But I'm really glad you called.
The bar is an absolute zoo.
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I haven't even gotten
to the receipts yet.
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Wait-wait, what?
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The point is, I'm swamped,
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and I'm not gonna make
it for Secret Santa.
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- What?
- I'm sorry.
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I'm just not gonna make it.
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Jess, Nick is still
gonna enjoy seeing Reagan,
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even if it means she's just gonna
hang out with him at the bar.
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- Yeah, it's the thought that counts.
- Yeah.
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If you're in the lump of coal business!
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I have to go help Nick...
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so he can be here for the surprise.
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Did you get... No,
you don't have a drink.
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- You got hot chocolate?
- What do you want, a beer?
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I'll get you in a second there, buddy.
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Weirdly, this is not the first time
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Nick has failed to mention elves
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in a crisis situation.
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CECE: This is way worse than you said.
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I'm out of here...
it's my day off, and...
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you know what, actually, I
don't need more than that.
253
00:08:28,278 --> 00:08:29,964
Wait, wait, no. Cece, I need your help.
254
00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,088
I need your help.
255
00:08:31,113 --> 00:08:33,147
We have to get Nick
home for Secret Santa.
256
00:08:33,195 --> 00:08:35,162
Ooh, you have him.
257
00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:37,222
Yes, I got Nick. I got Nick.
258
00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:38,738
Reagan's flying out from Seattle.
259
00:08:38,763 --> 00:08:40,223
Oh...
260
00:08:40,574 --> 00:08:42,588
And we're double-teaming him.
261
00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,386
Okay, listen to me very carefully, okay?
262
00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:46,514
You mean "tag-teaming."
263
00:08:46,539 --> 00:08:48,181
This is the exact same
thing that happened
264
00:08:48,206 --> 00:08:50,151
when you handed that
checkout guy coupons,
265
00:08:50,219 --> 00:08:52,050
and said that we'd
been scissoring all day.
266
00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:55,156
Oh. He helped us with our
bags. He was such a gentleman.
267
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,035
No, he was not.
268
00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:58,652
Hey, what are you two doing here?
269
00:08:58,677 --> 00:09:00,012
What are all these elves doing here?
270
00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:01,786
They just got off a shift at the mall.
271
00:09:01,831 --> 00:09:04,865
You know, I've been thinking,
since they're all regular size,
272
00:09:04,926 --> 00:09:06,965
my theory is it's a mall for giants.
273
00:09:06,998 --> 00:09:09,214
Let us help. We'll man the
bar. You can hit the receipts.
274
00:09:09,239 --> 00:09:10,254
Ah, it'll be fine.
275
00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:12,644
Someone just has to give my
Secret Santa gift. It's for...
276
00:09:12,669 --> 00:09:14,769
No! Sorry.
277
00:09:15,311 --> 00:09:17,464
Look, I know you don't
love Secret Santa, but...
278
00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:19,814
don't be alone on Christmas Eve Eve.
279
00:09:19,882 --> 00:09:21,792
Be with the people you love.
280
00:09:23,816 --> 00:09:25,277
All right, you're right.
281
00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:26,917
I'll take the help.
282
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,384
Uh, time for the receipts, I guess.
283
00:09:29,409 --> 00:09:31,109
Let me go grab my calculator.
284
00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,571
[groans]
285
00:09:33,596 --> 00:09:35,727
We have a lot of work to do.
286
00:09:36,596 --> 00:09:39,497
One, two, three, four...
287
00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,237
- Whoa! Whoa.
- Excuse me, uh,
288
00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:45,539
Deb, we need to check your trunk...
we're looking for a package.
289
00:09:45,608 --> 00:09:48,976
It is addressed to Retired
Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo.
290
00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:50,269
What a stupid name.
291
00:09:50,294 --> 00:09:52,097
Tell it to your stupid wife,
man... it's one of our inside jokes.
292
00:09:52,122 --> 00:09:53,769
You two don't have inside jokes.
293
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,199
Man, we got loads of inside jokes!
294
00:09:56,224 --> 00:09:58,917
My turtleneck, uh, my trick hip,
295
00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:01,042
that "Hok-fooey, Jean Luc!"
296
00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,367
Get off my truck.
297
00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:05,494
Please, it is Christmas Eve... Eve.
298
00:10:05,519 --> 00:10:06,902
- That's right.
- Yes.
299
00:10:06,927 --> 00:10:09,474
That's my night. So go home,
300
00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:11,269
and wait for your package.
301
00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:12,465
All right, fine. [chuckles]
302
00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:14,068
Okay, whatever.
303
00:10:14,074 --> 00:10:15,649
[sighs heavily]
304
00:10:15,674 --> 00:10:17,478
You know what, Deb,
that's where you're wrong.
305
00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:20,386
There was a time when we
didn't need people like you.
306
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,324
There was a time where a
man could go into a place,
307
00:10:22,349 --> 00:10:24,945
buy a thing and leave with that thing.
308
00:10:25,014 --> 00:10:26,660
And you weren't involved at all.
309
00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,316
You lost me, Schmidt.
What are you talking about?
310
00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:30,939
- Stores, Winston!
- Oh, stores!
311
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,730
- I remember those.
- Stores?
312
00:10:32,755 --> 00:10:35,214
What are you gonna do? Pay sales tax?
313
00:10:35,239 --> 00:10:36,269
Park?
314
00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:38,027
[laughing]
315
00:10:38,052 --> 00:10:39,652
- Stores!
- Oh!
316
00:10:39,962 --> 00:10:41,562
- Brick and mortar, baby!
- [shattering]
317
00:10:41,587 --> 00:10:43,535
I know that she loves me,
318
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,410
so why won't she touch me?
319
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:47,963
Larry, you've got to go home, okay?
320
00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:49,464
Why isn't Nick gone?
321
00:10:49,489 --> 00:10:50,956
It's been four hours.
322
00:10:50,981 --> 00:10:53,277
Reagan's on a plane,
Secret Santa's in an hour,
323
00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:54,501
I'm freaking out...
324
00:10:54,526 --> 00:10:56,597
Well, you can call me Ice Cube.
325
00:10:57,529 --> 00:10:59,029
Because I'm done wrapping.
326
00:10:59,054 --> 00:11:00,480
That is how you won me over.
327
00:11:00,505 --> 00:11:02,791
Look, the missing piece
of the puzzle is Nick.
328
00:11:02,816 --> 00:11:04,238
I'm gonna go check in.
329
00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:06,027
One hour till Secret Santa!
330
00:11:06,052 --> 00:11:07,087
Great.
331
00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:08,542
You ever done any Santa work
332
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,667
at the Chatsworth Penney's?
333
00:11:11,855 --> 00:11:13,433
- Larry?
- Robby!
334
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,167
[crying, sniffling]
335
00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:17,418
[knocking]
336
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,363
Come in.
337
00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,691
A little North Pole
knock-knock. [chuckles]
338
00:11:20,716 --> 00:11:21,769
- I finished.
- Oh.
339
00:11:21,794 --> 00:11:23,900
Thank you, Jess. And
thank you for what you said
340
00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:25,981
about being with the people
you care about on Christmas.
341
00:11:26,006 --> 00:11:27,739
Oh, you're welcome. I-I meant it.
342
00:11:27,764 --> 00:11:30,184
And that is why I bought a ticket...
343
00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:33,090
to go to Seattle to
be with Reagan tonight.
344
00:11:33,115 --> 00:11:35,379
Oh... Fa...
345
00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:38,051
♪ La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la. ♪
346
00:11:38,075 --> 00:11:39,098
[laughs]
347
00:11:41,592 --> 00:11:42,925
All right. How do I surprise Reagan.
348
00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,316
Here's what I'm thinking.
349
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,813
I'm thinking I go dressed as a fireman,
350
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:46,853
I knock on the door,
351
00:11:46,901 --> 00:11:48,627
I reveal myself to be a stripper,
352
00:11:48,652 --> 00:11:50,552
and then I reveal myself to be Nick.
353
00:11:50,578 --> 00:11:52,378
How does that even... uh...
354
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,556
Are you sure you want to go to Seattle?
355
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,338
I mean, it's Seattle. Ew.
356
00:11:56,363 --> 00:11:59,063
I mean, it was... it was
basically your idea, right?
357
00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:00,486
Why don't we just get you home to...
358
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,511
I got no time.
359
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,353
I'm on a no-fly list, so
I need to leave right now.
360
00:12:03,378 --> 00:12:04,611
Checking in is very difficult.
361
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,016
Why not just take that name literally,
362
00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:08,095
and you no fly?
363
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,291
- Off to Seattle.
- Wait, Nick! No! No!
364
00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:13,240
I can't let you go! Your
hair looks so stupid!
365
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,963
- What?
- You look like a total dork.
366
00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:16,728
My hair looks stupid, I
look like a total dork?
367
00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:18,423
We can't let TSA see you like this.
368
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,892
But I've had this haircut
for a little bit now.
369
00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:21,416
- I know.
- You let me go to work, though?
370
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,550
It just looks particularly
bad right this minute.
371
00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:24,628
Then I'll just go like this.
372
00:12:24,653 --> 00:12:27,120
- How about now?
- No. Mm-mm. Didn't fix it.
373
00:12:30,511 --> 00:12:32,961
I get the impression you
don't want me to go to Seattle.
374
00:12:32,997 --> 00:12:36,175
That's because I don't
want you to go to Seattle.
375
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,558
- Well, why not?
- I can't tell you.
376
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,145
I mean, I-is this about Reagan?
377
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,336
Do you not like her?
378
00:12:41,372 --> 00:12:42,597
No, I like Reagan...
379
00:12:42,622 --> 00:12:45,306
she looks like the front
of a ship come alive. Heh.
380
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,408
Is that why you've been acting so weird?
381
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,386
I haven't been acting weird.
382
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:51,580
You've been weird since the
day I got back from New Orleans.
383
00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:53,480
You're acting really squirrelly.
384
00:12:54,378 --> 00:12:56,433
You don't think I've
noticed, but I've noticed.
385
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,206
Okay, you're way off base.
386
00:12:58,247 --> 00:12:59,736
I mean, what is it?
I took your advice...
387
00:12:59,761 --> 00:13:02,472
I'm gonna be with somebody who I
find really special on Christmas.
388
00:13:02,497 --> 00:13:03,589
- Nick...
- But, surprise,
389
00:13:03,614 --> 00:13:04,760
I've still done something wrong.
390
00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:06,433
Don't go to Seattle. Trust me.
391
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,431
Why is nothing I do
ever good enough for you?
392
00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:11,121
What do you want from me?
393
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:13,642
I'm doing everything I can here!
394
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,506
Nick, I'm flying Reagan out
from Seattle to surprise you.
395
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:20,316
I'm your Secret Santa, you jerk.
396
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:26,481
So this is what it feels
like to be instantly sorry.
397
00:13:27,081 --> 00:13:28,151
SCHMIDT: Where is everyone?
398
00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:30,352
- I thought this place would be crazy.
- Ha-ha-ha!
399
00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:31,870
Yeah, those were the days.
400
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,943
Now people prefer to shop online.
401
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,360
My grandfather opened this store.
402
00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:38,173
Now it closes with me. So,
to answer your question,
403
00:13:38,198 --> 00:13:39,464
yes, I do drink.
404
00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,808
Um... hey, we're looking
for a beanbag chair.
405
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,167
Hey! We have one.
406
00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,667
Nice!
407
00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:47,004
Heck, I'll go get it for
you. I'm not doing anything.
408
00:13:47,029 --> 00:13:48,128
Great, great.
409
00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:50,175
Brick and mortar, baby.
410
00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:51,728
[sighs]
411
00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,796
- A beanbag chair, Winston?
- Yeah.
412
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,966
You thought that would be a...
a suitable gift for my bride?
413
00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,378
You wouldn't get it. I
mean, it's a reference
414
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:00,917
to a classic Winston-Cece mess-around.
415
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,480
Beanbag chair!
416
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,105
Never in my life have I heard
417
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,987
of a game of one-on-one Pictionary.
418
00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:09,956
- We had a moment.
- Unmoved.
419
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,781
- Okay.
- Had you drawn a picture poo-poo,
420
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:13,112
would that have been a
good gift for my Cece?
421
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:14,681
[laughing]: It would
have been hilarious.
422
00:14:14,706 --> 00:14:15,761
Look, Schmidt, I get it
423
00:14:15,786 --> 00:14:17,784
that you are closer to her than I am.
424
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:18,937
- Uh-huh.
- However,
425
00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:20,800
I got my own thing going on with her.
426
00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:22,980
And I feel like you don't respect that.
427
00:14:23,005 --> 00:14:24,417
- Closer to her?
- You are.
428
00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:26,314
That's a good way to
describe our relationship,
429
00:14:26,339 --> 00:14:28,128
- comparatively to yours.
- Yeah. Yeah.
430
00:14:28,153 --> 00:14:30,871
Yes, considering we are man and wife.
431
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,003
Yeah.
432
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,569
Winston, this is a very cozy,
433
00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:37,829
[sighs] inoffensive blanket.
434
00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:38,775
Get it.
435
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,578
Has no relevance
towards our relationship.
436
00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:41,901
- Why would I do that?
- Get the blanket.
437
00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:43,063
- No.
- Winston, please.
438
00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,531
Just get the blanket and let's go.
439
00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:46,141
Well, since you asked nicely, no.
440
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,063
- Just get the blanket.
- No. I don't want the damn blanket.
441
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,352
Here's the beanbag chair.
442
00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:51,154
Yeah, stores are the best.
443
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:52,622
Hey, you guys want to go
get lunch or something?
444
00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:53,756
Nah. How much is it?
445
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,024
It's $249.99.
446
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,617
- What? For a beanbag chair?
- For a beanbag chair?
447
00:14:56,642 --> 00:14:59,000
Well, we have a cheaper one...
we're just, we're out of stock.
448
00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:02,172
I could order it for you, but
it would take seven to ten days.
449
00:15:02,197 --> 00:15:03,800
Man, stores are the worst.
450
00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:05,281
The admiral will take this.
451
00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:06,369
Whatever happened to Hanukkah?
452
00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:08,313
Hey, Jess, about that...
the-the stuff I s...
453
00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:10,508
Oh, wait, it's fine... I...
454
00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,408
I must have seemed so crazy.
455
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,711
Let's just enjoy the holiday, okay?
456
00:15:15,766 --> 00:15:17,914
Okay, Secret Santa.
457
00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:20,717
By now, the suspense
must be killing you.
458
00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:21,851
As you all know,
459
00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:24,297
uh, Nick knows his Secret Santa gift
460
00:15:24,322 --> 00:15:26,264
is Reagan flying out
461
00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,790
from Seattle to surprise him.
462
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,383
All right.
463
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:30,870
Merry Christmas, Nick.
464
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:33,529
All right, Cece. That big boy's for you.
465
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,266
What in the hell is that?
466
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,109
Winston, what'd you do with
the thing we just bought?
467
00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:39,422
[gasps]
468
00:15:39,447 --> 00:15:40,820
Beanbag chair!
469
00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:44,374
Beanbag chair! It's from Winston!
470
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:45,772
WINSTON: They had to make
it out of this dumb blanket.
471
00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:48,602
Winston, you remembered
our game night. I love it.
472
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:49,695
You do?
473
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,352
- She does.
- I do.
474
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,475
Well, you know what, Winston?
475
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,342
You were right... it's the perfect gift.
476
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,387
I guess I just have to
come to terms with the fact
477
00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:59,625
that my wife is a little bit
weirder than I thought she was.
478
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,101
It's a prototype, you know?
479
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,458
The real one's on its way.
480
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,860
Didn't have a lot of beans,
481
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:05,922
so I had to pad it
with rice and oatmeal.
482
00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:07,227
- It's a great gift. Thank you.
- It's perfect!
483
00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:08,235
Good job.
484
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,430
All right, well, whoever got
Schmidt better have brought it,
485
00:16:10,455 --> 00:16:12,570
'cause Winston set the bar really high.
486
00:16:12,595 --> 00:16:14,709
Oh, here we go, here we go.
487
00:16:14,734 --> 00:16:16,305
- Here we go. Ooh...
- Ooh...
488
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:19,209
- Cashmere socks! Dayanu!
- [chuckles]
489
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:21,131
Well, it's not Winston, it's not Jess.
490
00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:23,679
- Cece?
- No. No, it's not me.
491
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:25,415
- I got you, boy.
- No way.
492
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,016
- I got you. This is me.
- This is you?
493
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,585
- Nicholas! [laughs]
- Yeah, come on.
494
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,087
I don't know why I'm finding the image
495
00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:34,157
of you mispronouncing the
word "cashmere" in a store...
496
00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:35,729
to be so joyful.
497
00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:36,779
"Cadsh-mer."
498
00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:38,271
- Winston.
- Oh.
499
00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:39,906
Ha-ha! I get one?
500
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,864
- Oh, man.
- Yeah. Everybody gets one.
501
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,332
That's crazy. I get one, too.
502
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:44,801
- You know.
- Yeah, everybody does.
503
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,135
Aah! For me?
504
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,469
Oh, my stars! A check made
out to my phone company?
505
00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:52,141
Cece, girl, is this for that night
we got bombed and called Iceland?
506
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,342
You know it is!
507
00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:56,619
Okay, hold on, wait a minute,
I had... I had Winston, too.
508
00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:58,588
Somebody got left out.
Who didn't get one?
509
00:16:58,613 --> 00:17:00,768
Oh, Winnie got two gifts?
510
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,650
- That's for Winston.
- Yeah.
511
00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:07,924
Oh... no, no, it's...
512
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,192
it's fine.
513
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,160
It's... it's my fault.
514
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,477
I must have gotten
so tipsy on Halloween,
515
00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:15,298
I forgot to write down my own name.
516
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,166
See? It's right there in the song.
517
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,893
He makes a list,
518
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:20,470
he checks it twice.
519
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:23,032
See, this is probably why
Santa stopped drinking.
520
00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:24,340
Well, here, you know what?
521
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,932
Have this one.
522
00:17:27,809 --> 00:17:31,911
Oh, my God, a hamster?!
523
00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,112
You're a pet guy, man.
524
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,104
I am. I am.
525
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,553
But... Jess, you...
526
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,783
you should have him.
527
00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:41,861
No. I-I got the best gift of all.
528
00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:44,736
Watching you guys give each
other gifts that show you care.
529
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,573
Well, you can't not have a gift.
530
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,464
Besides, Ferguson's
gonna eat him, anyway.
531
00:17:48,489 --> 00:17:50,188
Oh. Well, if...
532
00:17:50,213 --> 00:17:52,135
if Ferguson will eat him, then I...
533
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,547
I'll take him.
534
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,447
- Thanks, Winston.
- Of course.
535
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,559
Great Secret Santa, everyone.
536
00:17:57,899 --> 00:18:00,260
You want to go to bed, little guy?
537
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,244
You want to see your new room?
538
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,648
[sighs]
539
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:06,838
I feel horrible.
540
00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:08,799
You have no idea. She
and I got in a thing.
541
00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:10,363
I said something so stupid.
542
00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:12,719
- [door opens]
- Sleigh!
543
00:18:12,744 --> 00:18:13,789
OTHERS: Hey, Reagan.
544
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,385
- Hey.
- Really?
545
00:18:15,602 --> 00:18:18,618
Do you know how hard it was to put
this thing on in an airplane bathroom?
546
00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:20,080
Do I.
547
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,746
If you don't get off
that wheel right now,
548
00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:31,537
there's gonna be hell to pay.
549
00:18:31,563 --> 00:18:33,301
Now!
550
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,278
Whoa. Did you understand me?
551
00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:36,303
[door opens]
552
00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:42,708
Oh, you're awa...
553
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:43,864
you're awake. Great.
554
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,528
Nick, how often do you sneak into
my room in the middle of the night?
555
00:18:46,553 --> 00:18:49,348
Uh, that you're awake,
uh, this is a first.
556
00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:50,598
- Here.
- Weird.
557
00:18:50,623 --> 00:18:52,137
Here's some cocoa.
558
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,825
Hey, I wanted to say that
I'm sorry about what I said.
559
00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:59,134
I know you are. Thanks.
560
00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:01,528
I also want to say thank you.
561
00:19:01,553 --> 00:19:03,787
Even though I knew Reagan
was coming, when I saw her
562
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:06,879
I felt like it was Christmas
morning and I was ten.
563
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,606
But a ten-year-old about to have sex...
564
00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,497
with Santa!
565
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,840
And it was... yeah,
this is getting weird.
566
00:19:13,865 --> 00:19:15,950
Anyway, I just wanted to say...
567
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:17,942
I'm sorry and thank you.
568
00:19:17,967 --> 00:19:20,973
♪ ♪
569
00:19:25,257 --> 00:19:27,223
[purring]
570
00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:43,875
Come with me.
571
00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,960
Uh, actually, do you want
to put a bra on first?
572
00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:49,310
- ROBBY: Cue the music.
- ♪
♪
573
00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:51,555
- Surprise!
- SCHMIDT: Merry Christmas, Jess.
574
00:19:52,453 --> 00:19:54,112
- CECE: We got something for you.
- Ta-da!
575
00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,580
SCHMIDT: Robby set it all up.
576
00:19:55,616 --> 00:19:57,164
JESS [gasps]: What?!
577
00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:58,789
NICK: This is for you.
578
00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,029
♪ ♪
579
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,458
♪ Christmas ♪
580
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:06,211
♪ The snow's coming down ♪
581
00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:08,102
- [gasps]
- ♪ Christmas ♪
582
00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:10,560
♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
583
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:11,914
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- [laughs]
584
00:20:11,939 --> 00:20:14,421
♪ Lots of people around ♪
585
00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:15,742
♪ Christmas ♪
586
00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:18,435
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
587
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,326
What is Darlene Love doing here?
588
00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:22,434
Uh, we used to do hot yoga together.
589
00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:23,625
Oh.
590
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:26,050
♪ All ringing in song ♪
591
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:27,307
♪ Christmas ♪
592
00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:29,375
♪ What a happy sound ♪
593
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,195
This is amazing! [laughing]
594
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,762
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
595
00:20:34,165 --> 00:20:37,640
♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
596
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:41,269
♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
597
00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:43,781
♪ 'Cause I remember when you... ♪
598
00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:45,739
How much longer do I have to do this?
599
00:20:46,071 --> 00:20:47,406
I'm almost out of litter.
600
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:49,304
- It's shredded receipts.
- [laughs]
601
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,429
♪ Christmas ♪
602
00:20:50,454 --> 00:20:51,868
This is the best gift.
603
00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:53,045
♪ ♪
604
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:55,638
- Thank you.
- OTHERS: Merry Christmas, Jess.
605
00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:57,863
Bar elves! Come on in!
606
00:20:57,888 --> 00:21:01,223
[lively chatter, ho-ho-ho'ing]
607
00:21:01,948 --> 00:21:05,148
♪ Baby, please come home ♪
608
00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:38,449
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