1 00:00:03,282 --> 00:00:04,719 Nurse Hoffel was pretty adamant 2 00:00:04,750 --> 00:00:06,349 about us working the night shift tonight. 3 00:00:06,349 --> 00:00:07,748 [Call buttons buzzing, phones ringing] 4 00:00:07,970 --> 00:00:08,992 Where's Zayday? 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,133 Why doesn't she have to work, too? 6 00:00:10,649 --> 00:00:11,924 I don't know. 7 00:00:12,227 --> 00:00:14,273 She hasn't slept in her bed in, like, two days. 8 00:00:14,313 --> 00:00:16,383 Wait... Zayday lives with us? 9 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:27,891 Okay, time to check your blo... 10 00:00:27,926 --> 00:00:29,059 [Gasps] 11 00:00:35,259 --> 00:00:37,017 [Screams] 12 00:00:40,329 --> 00:00:41,731 [Screams] 13 00:00:41,766 --> 00:00:43,766 [Screams] 14 00:00:43,829 --> 00:00:45,729 [All screaming] 15 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,468 What the hell is this? 16 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:48,570 What do you think it is?! 17 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,137 It's the Green Meanie trying to scare us, 18 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:52,069 so we're all freaked out right before he attacks us. 19 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,309 That makes zero sense. 20 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,377 With our adrenaline flowing, 21 00:00:54,412 --> 00:00:55,378 we'd be, like, ten times faster 22 00:00:55,413 --> 00:00:56,594 and stronger and more alert. 23 00:00:56,610 --> 00:00:58,712 Does anyone else find it weird that that Chanel mannequin 24 00:00:58,737 --> 00:00:59,970 is dressed like a Kappa sister? 25 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,461 I get why the Green Meanie 26 00:01:03,501 --> 00:01:04,867 would fill this bed with swamp goo, 27 00:01:04,903 --> 00:01:07,370 I mean, totally in his milieu, 28 00:01:07,405 --> 00:01:09,839 but the Kappa stuff, very out of character, 29 00:01:09,874 --> 00:01:11,234 very two years ago. 30 00:01:12,677 --> 00:01:13,643 We need to split up. 31 00:01:13,678 --> 00:01:14,744 It's one against three. 32 00:01:14,779 --> 00:01:16,145 He can't chase us all down 33 00:01:16,181 --> 00:01:17,146 before we escape. 34 00:01:17,396 --> 00:01:18,895 I mean, yes, one of us 35 00:01:18,930 --> 00:01:20,463 will probably die and, yes, 36 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:22,232 it'll probably be Number Five because the joints 37 00:01:22,267 --> 00:01:24,134 in her lower body don't seem to move when she runs, 38 00:01:24,169 --> 00:01:26,169 but I am willing to make that sacrifice. 39 00:01:26,201 --> 00:01:27,310 Me, too. 40 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:28,635 Last one to the Starbucks 41 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:29,736 down the street buys lattes. 42 00:01:29,771 --> 00:01:30,837 The last one to the Starbucks 43 00:01:30,872 --> 00:01:32,223 down the street is dead. 44 00:01:32,576 --> 00:01:33,755 [Whimpers] 45 00:01:33,911 --> 00:01:34,910 [Whimpers] 46 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:41,986 [Screams] 47 00:01:48,761 --> 00:01:50,327 [Screams] 48 00:01:55,041 --> 00:01:56,830 [Screams] 49 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,416 [Screams] 50 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:01,830 Help, he's right behind me. 51 00:02:01,846 --> 00:02:03,494 I don't want to die in this outfit! 52 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,596 Run, he's coming! 53 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,484 [Screams] 54 00:02:12,778 --> 00:02:14,011 [Screams] 55 00:02:16,613 --> 00:02:18,306 Chanel #5: Look! Hurry, he's coming! 56 00:02:18,331 --> 00:02:19,330 [Screams] 57 00:02:21,704 --> 00:02:22,703 [Gasps] 58 00:02:23,948 --> 00:02:25,214 [Gasps] 59 00:02:44,008 --> 00:02:46,242 [Gasping] 60 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:52,743 No, please, I hate this hospital, too! 61 00:02:53,579 --> 00:02:54,696 [Chanel shouts] 62 00:03:08,934 --> 00:03:09,848 Oh! 63 00:03:11,403 --> 00:03:13,473 Well... they all got away. 64 00:03:14,692 --> 00:03:16,176 You guys ruined everything. 65 00:03:16,184 --> 00:03:17,586 - Us? - Yes. 66 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:18,886 I set this whole thing up 67 00:03:18,922 --> 00:03:20,121 by making the Chanels work late 68 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:21,754 and then you're bogarting 69 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,575 my revenge murders. 70 00:03:23,902 --> 00:03:25,035 Wait a minute. 71 00:03:25,070 --> 00:03:26,728 - Aren't you the hairball guy? - Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:26,753 --> 00:03:28,278 What the hell are you doing here? 73 00:03:28,317 --> 00:03:29,582 Wait, what happened? 74 00:03:29,618 --> 00:03:30,917 I told you to stay away from Chanel #3. 75 00:03:30,952 --> 00:03:31,748 No, no, wait. 76 00:03:31,773 --> 00:03:33,101 You are not the boss of who she gets to kill. 77 00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:34,679 - Hoffel: Oh, you look like a pickle! - [Whistles] 78 00:03:39,532 --> 00:03:42,583 Looks like we're gonna need to call a Green Meanie summit. 79 00:03:48,408 --> 00:03:50,086 Announcer: It's Lovin' the D 80 00:03:50,134 --> 00:03:52,731 with your host, Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 81 00:03:57,814 --> 00:03:59,180 Thank you, thank you. 82 00:03:59,214 --> 00:04:02,849 Hello and welcome to Lovin' the D. 83 00:04:02,884 --> 00:04:04,350 I'm Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 84 00:04:04,386 --> 00:04:06,553 Today we have a very special guest. 85 00:04:06,588 --> 00:04:08,001 His name is Garrett. 86 00:04:08,017 --> 00:04:10,952 His is a story of bravery and perseverance. 87 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,451 Truly, he's an inspiration... 88 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:13,485 Oh, my god. 89 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,254 - I love this show! - Shh! 90 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,539 - Let's bring him out. - I don't get it, though. 91 00:04:17,547 --> 00:04:19,098 Why do they call it Lovin' the D? 92 00:04:19,114 --> 00:04:19,977 What? 93 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:21,414 The "D" stands for doctor. 94 00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:22,965 She's Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 95 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:24,676 Lovin' the D as in doctor. 96 00:04:24,802 --> 00:04:26,337 Chanel #5: But why don't they just call the show 97 00:04:26,362 --> 00:04:27,361 Lovin' the doctor? 98 00:04:27,386 --> 00:04:28,917 Shut up, Number Five! 99 00:04:28,942 --> 00:04:30,976 God, I wish I was Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 100 00:04:31,011 --> 00:04:32,144 Well, yeah, we all wish 101 00:04:32,179 --> 00:04:33,411 we were Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 102 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:35,881 I mean, she's the queen of daytime TV. 103 00:04:35,916 --> 00:04:38,350 She's a hot doctor with her own TV show 104 00:04:38,385 --> 00:04:41,052 and she's a former Kappa sister. 105 00:04:41,088 --> 00:04:42,599 She's basically us. 106 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:45,624 Do you think we should tell someone that there are 107 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:47,487 at least two Green Meanies trying to kill everyone? 108 00:04:47,512 --> 00:04:48,504 I told Nurse Hoffel. 109 00:04:48,529 --> 00:04:49,591 She said she would handle it. 110 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,832 So, another thing I had to take care of. 111 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:55,356 You're welcome! 112 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:58,500 Oh... Chanels. 113 00:04:58,525 --> 00:04:59,871 Um, this is 114 00:04:59,905 --> 00:05:01,672 Arthur Annenburg. He is the editor 115 00:05:01,707 --> 00:05:03,373 of the Northeast Journal of Medicine. 116 00:05:03,409 --> 00:05:04,708 Didn't we already have a reporter 117 00:05:04,743 --> 00:05:06,043 from the Northeast Journal of Medicine? 118 00:05:06,078 --> 00:05:07,844 Yes, his name is Slade Hornborn 119 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,381 and he's gone missing. 120 00:05:09,545 --> 00:05:11,282 That's one of the reasons why I'm here. 121 00:05:11,928 --> 00:05:12,649 And... 122 00:05:12,685 --> 00:05:14,244 I'm not a reporter. 123 00:05:14,269 --> 00:05:16,153 I'm the journal's editor, 124 00:05:16,188 --> 00:05:18,522 and also a practicing surgeon 125 00:05:18,557 --> 00:05:20,324 and an adjunct board member 126 00:05:20,359 --> 00:05:22,526 of the American Medical Association. 127 00:05:22,683 --> 00:05:25,629 Do you also have a PhD in bragging, Dr. Annenburg? 128 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:27,737 Yes, sick burn, Number Three. 129 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:28,860 Before his disappearance, 130 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,862 Mr. Hornborn had stumbled upon 131 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,264 some unorthodox practices here 132 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,565 at the C.U.R.E. Institute 133 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,100 that I'm here to follow up on. 134 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:38,436 Um, if I may. 135 00:05:39,325 --> 00:05:40,683 Annenburg: They're med students, 136 00:05:40,714 --> 00:05:41,762 - I presume? - Of course. 137 00:05:41,787 --> 00:05:43,353 I'll need to see their credentials. 138 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,254 Um... [Clears throat] 139 00:05:45,817 --> 00:05:47,344 ...I'm sorry, what? 140 00:05:49,209 --> 00:05:51,185 Undergraduate transcripts, 141 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:52,209 MCATs. 142 00:05:52,725 --> 00:05:54,254 What? What's an MCAT? 143 00:05:54,262 --> 00:05:56,062 Medical College Admission Test. 144 00:05:56,097 --> 00:05:58,064 We get it, you're real smart. 145 00:05:58,333 --> 00:05:59,996 I will handle this. 146 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:00,973 Um... 147 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:03,236 I'm not sure if you're aware, 148 00:06:03,271 --> 00:06:05,738 but at the institute we take a... 149 00:06:05,774 --> 00:06:08,781 More fluid approach to higher learning. 150 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,674 Are you familiar with the Montessori method? 151 00:06:11,674 --> 00:06:13,649 Admitting improperly credentialed 152 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,143 med school applicants is a brazen violation 153 00:06:16,178 --> 00:06:18,175 of ethical standards. 154 00:06:19,706 --> 00:06:21,005 Arthur... 155 00:06:21,909 --> 00:06:24,410 ...of course the girls took the MCATs. 156 00:06:24,445 --> 00:06:26,812 I just think that, uh, 157 00:06:26,847 --> 00:06:29,948 it was probably not memorable for them because 158 00:06:29,984 --> 00:06:32,351 [whispering]: They found the test so easy. 159 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:38,019 Why don't I, uh, get you the transcripts? 160 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:39,895 Come on. Um... 161 00:06:40,772 --> 00:06:42,725 You know what, I'll be right back. 162 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:44,613 I just forgot something. 163 00:06:46,051 --> 00:06:47,750 [Whispering]: You are taking the MCATs. 164 00:06:47,786 --> 00:06:48,918 No questions asked. 165 00:06:48,954 --> 00:06:50,153 - What? No! - Why? 166 00:06:50,188 --> 00:06:51,702 We're not taking that stupid test. 167 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:54,534 - We want to be TV doctors, not... - Real doctors. 168 00:06:54,569 --> 00:06:56,302 [Whispering]: You are doing it. 169 00:06:56,514 --> 00:06:57,616 Coming. 170 00:06:58,952 --> 00:06:59,954 Chanel: Oh, my god. 171 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,000 I can't believe it. 172 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,232 Am I dreaming? Someone wake me up. 173 00:07:02,269 --> 00:07:03,468 There's no way this is actually happening. 174 00:07:03,503 --> 00:07:04,636 Please, tell me I'm having a heart attack. 175 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:06,404 No freaking way, I... 176 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:07,739 I don't deserve this. 177 00:07:07,774 --> 00:07:08,840 [Crying]: Stupid little me 178 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,481 doesn't deserve this. 179 00:07:10,506 --> 00:07:12,409 Munsch: Girls, allow me to introduce you 180 00:07:12,446 --> 00:07:14,412 to Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 181 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:16,283 Yeah, we know who she is! 182 00:07:17,026 --> 00:07:18,856 Ladies, Dr. Holt... 183 00:07:19,925 --> 00:07:21,957 ...it is such a pleasure to meet you. 184 00:07:21,994 --> 00:07:23,093 What... 185 00:07:23,128 --> 00:07:24,837 Glorious circumstances 186 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,104 brought you to us? 187 00:07:26,675 --> 00:07:29,900 This is, uh, my producer, Lenk Van D'vlonne. 188 00:07:30,495 --> 00:07:31,794 Lenk was, uh, 189 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:32,996 doing some research for our show 190 00:07:33,031 --> 00:07:34,397 and told me about 191 00:07:34,432 --> 00:07:36,666 the parasitic twin surgery you performed 192 00:07:36,701 --> 00:07:39,170 and I was absolutely blown away. 193 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,006 Oh, my god, thank you! 194 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,342 I hate to be a squeaky wheel, but... 195 00:07:43,377 --> 00:07:45,277 I was the one who did most of the surgery. 196 00:07:48,730 --> 00:07:50,315 You absolutely did 197 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:54,842 and it was the most spectacular surgery of the last 25 years. 198 00:07:55,198 --> 00:07:56,230 That is why 199 00:07:56,265 --> 00:07:58,213 I want you four 200 00:07:58,245 --> 00:07:59,511 to perform a surgery, 201 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,879 live on television 202 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,163 for a special episode of Lovin' the D. 203 00:08:03,188 --> 00:08:05,546 - [Screams] - [Cries] 204 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:10,517 Garrett ha sa 16-pound tumor on his face. 205 00:08:10,744 --> 00:08:12,793 Dr. Holt, you will remove it 206 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,727 and the Chanels will assist you. 207 00:08:14,752 --> 00:08:18,212 [Chanels shouting "yes" over and over] 208 00:08:18,758 --> 00:08:23,068 The first live surgery in the history of daytime television. 209 00:08:23,312 --> 00:08:25,379 You see, ladies, Dr. Holt, 210 00:08:25,414 --> 00:08:28,870 there's something we in showbiz call "it.". 211 00:08:29,891 --> 00:08:31,391 And you four, 212 00:08:31,426 --> 00:08:32,360 you got it. 213 00:08:32,531 --> 00:08:33,930 All right, just a couple things here. 214 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:35,665 First of all, this is a very complicated 215 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:39,503 and dangerous procedure and the Chanels aren't doctors. 216 00:08:39,558 --> 00:08:40,995 They're not even real medical students. 217 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,219 [Gasps] 218 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:43,311 Chanel [Whispering]: Shut up. 219 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:45,892 Really? Hmm, uh... 220 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:46,833 [Under breath]: That's, uh... 221 00:08:46,858 --> 00:08:48,287 What are you doing? We need them. 222 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,582 Who's "we"? 223 00:08:49,637 --> 00:08:52,669 The C.U.R.E. Institute needs them. 224 00:08:52,694 --> 00:08:54,527 That jerk from the Northeast Journal of Medicine 225 00:08:54,552 --> 00:08:56,552 is so far up my grill... 226 00:08:56,677 --> 00:08:59,553 High-profile surgery, this one on TV... 227 00:08:59,578 --> 00:09:01,044 It would make it impossible 228 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,848 for them to close these doors. 229 00:09:02,884 --> 00:09:04,316 I'm sorry. 230 00:09:04,561 --> 00:09:06,018 We are, uh, concerned 231 00:09:06,054 --> 00:09:08,709 with Lovin' the D’s legal exposure. 232 00:09:08,734 --> 00:09:10,334 Lenk: If we were to say the Chanels were 233 00:09:10,359 --> 00:09:11,761 medical students when they are not, 234 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:13,333 Lovin' the D Productions 235 00:09:13,369 --> 00:09:14,705 could face a lawsuit. 236 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,096 Of course. 237 00:09:16,276 --> 00:09:18,209 We'll take the MCATs. 238 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:19,444 Yeah! Why not? 239 00:09:19,479 --> 00:09:21,212 We're fine with it. We'll take the MCATs. 240 00:09:21,248 --> 00:09:22,679 I couldn't agree more. I, for one, can't wait. 241 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,079 Uh, we can take them somewhere today. 242 00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:25,080 Is there, is there a place? 243 00:09:25,115 --> 00:09:26,448 Um, uh... the DMV? 244 00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:28,279 Great. 245 00:09:28,304 --> 00:09:29,236 [Chuckles] 246 00:09:29,261 --> 00:09:30,357 We'll get back to you 247 00:09:30,381 --> 00:09:33,059 and as soon as the test scores come in, 248 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,068 we'll do the surgery. 249 00:09:35,373 --> 00:09:36,506 Good luck, ladies. 250 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,374 - [Cries] - [Sighs] 251 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,510 Hear ye, hear ye. 252 00:09:40,545 --> 00:09:43,746 The inaugural Green Meanie summit has come to order. 253 00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:44,642 Now... 254 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:45,758 We are here to review 255 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,059 the past and future kills, 256 00:09:47,095 --> 00:09:48,461 and divvy up the remaining murders, 257 00:09:48,486 --> 00:09:50,861 so that no one's feelings get hurt. 258 00:09:51,089 --> 00:09:52,475 And as someone who has orchestrated 259 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:55,378 a mass murder before, I am happy to adjudicate. 260 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,146 Oh, and I promise to be impartial, 261 00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,993 but, no spoiler here... Wes is my dad. 262 00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:01,484 - Wait, what? - Seriously? 263 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:02,790 - That's right. - Hester: Yeah, it's real. 264 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,169 Believe me, 265 00:10:04,194 --> 00:10:05,797 I was as surprised as you when I found out. 266 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,204 Okay! 267 00:10:07,228 --> 00:10:09,529 We're just gonna run through a little review here 268 00:10:09,564 --> 00:10:10,863 so that we're all on the same page 269 00:10:10,899 --> 00:10:12,966 with a segment that I like to call... 270 00:10:14,809 --> 00:10:15,723 ... "who killed who?" 271 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:16,736 Segment? 272 00:10:16,771 --> 00:10:17,937 Wait, is this like a game show? 273 00:10:19,012 --> 00:10:19,887 Wolf lady. 274 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,426 - That was me. - [Bell dings] 275 00:10:21,481 --> 00:10:23,315 And... Tyler. 276 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:24,672 Also me. 277 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,581 [Bell dings] 278 00:10:25,745 --> 00:10:26,870 Randal. 279 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,900 - Me. Douche. - [Bell dings] 280 00:10:28,935 --> 00:10:30,268 Winning this one. 281 00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:31,550 Um, what about Sheila? 282 00:10:31,575 --> 00:10:33,165 - Oh, that was me. - Finally. 283 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:35,008 Yeah. I arrived in town earlier that day 284 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:37,875 from the Stanford insane asylum visiting Grace, 285 00:10:38,149 --> 00:10:39,515 so I was super pissed. 286 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,183 I killed Sheila but I ran off 287 00:10:41,219 --> 00:10:42,985 when I saw Zayday because her and Grace were like... 288 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,344 [Chuckles] They're like besties. 289 00:10:44,368 --> 00:10:45,701 Oh, I also killed, um... 290 00:10:46,032 --> 00:10:47,226 - Yeah, the candy striper. - [Dings] 291 00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:48,741 The chubby guy. 292 00:10:49,893 --> 00:10:51,392 Who killed Chad Radwell? 293 00:10:51,937 --> 00:10:53,103 - [Dings] - Me! 294 00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:55,572 Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, 295 00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:57,074 and I also poisoned the apple bobbing water 296 00:10:57,109 --> 00:10:58,724 at the Halloween party. 297 00:10:58,802 --> 00:11:00,402 And I attacked Number Five, 298 00:11:00,437 --> 00:11:03,333 thinking that I had killed her, but she survived. 299 00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:04,784 But then I went after Denise Hemphill. 300 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,989 Serves her right for freaking shooting at me. 301 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,282 She's not dead. Suspended animation. 302 00:11:09,282 --> 00:11:10,482 You're kidding. 303 00:11:11,186 --> 00:11:12,624 Who killed all the Hamiltons? 304 00:11:12,649 --> 00:11:14,115 - Oh. Right here. - [Dings] 305 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,591 Also, Chanel pour homme 306 00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:18,060 - and Chanel #11. - [Dinging] 307 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,795 Which, by the way, was not easy, 'cause it was, like, 308 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,563 right in the middle of a work day. 309 00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:22,798 - And Chanel #9, too. Yeah. - [Dings] 310 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,733 Hoffel: Excuse me. I also killed 311 00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:27,603 - Chanel #9, and Chanel #10. - [Dinging] 312 00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:29,972 A-and that reporter guy, um... 313 00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:32,674 - Slade Hornborn. - [Dings] 314 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:35,010 Dr. Cascade. Looks like you've had the lion's share 315 00:11:35,046 --> 00:11:37,246 of the murders, which we will take into consideration 316 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:40,582 when we move into my next segment, that I like to call, 317 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:43,619 "who gets to kill the Chanels?" [Dinging] 318 00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:47,001 Look. I've had the opportunity to enjoy 319 00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:48,164 some great kills, 320 00:11:48,189 --> 00:11:50,189 so I'm happy to sit out 321 00:11:50,225 --> 00:11:51,824 the rest of the murders and let you guys finish, 322 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:53,660 as long as I get to take care 323 00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:55,895 - of Number Three. - Oh, wait, wait, wait. 324 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,864 When you say, "take care of," 325 00:11:57,899 --> 00:12:00,667 you don't mean kill. You actually mean take care of, 326 00:12:00,702 --> 00:12:02,435 because you are in love with her. 327 00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:04,726 That's right. I am. Okay? 328 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,109 But there's no reason we have to kill all the Chanels. 329 00:12:07,134 --> 00:12:09,022 Uh, this is a murder summit. 330 00:12:09,057 --> 00:12:10,946 If you're not gonna kill anyone, you can't take the picture. 331 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,470 Okay. Fine. I'll murder her. 332 00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:14,792 Uh! Are you really gonna murder her? 333 00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,347 Yes! Did you hear me? I just said yes. 334 00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:17,042 Oh, please. 335 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,734 The only thing you're gonna kill her with are kisses. 336 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:19,344 Ugh... 337 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:21,182 Look, Nurse Hoffel, I know you haven't gotten the opportunity 338 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,006 to kill very many people, so I am happy 339 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,752 to let you kill Chanel #5, 340 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,109 and I will take care of Chanel. 341 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,045 Oh, what the hell are you talking about? 342 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,747 I don't give a rat's bottom about that cow, Number Five. 343 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,165 Chanel Oberlin fried my sister's face off. 344 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:35,935 Chanel Oberlin drove my daughter insane. 345 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,205 Well, does your insane daughter still have a face, 346 00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:39,197 or did she get it fried off? 347 00:12:39,222 --> 00:12:40,821 Dad! Nurse Hoffel! 348 00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:42,022 Uh, don't call me that, okay? 349 00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:43,573 It's so embarrassing. 350 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,748 She has a point. 351 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,362 Grace is still alive, and Ms. Bean died in, like, 352 00:12:48,398 --> 00:12:49,797 the most awful way, 353 00:12:49,832 --> 00:12:52,430 so she has an honest reason for revenge. 354 00:12:52,455 --> 00:12:55,589 Look, Hoffel. I will give you Number Five, Number Seven, 355 00:12:55,705 --> 00:12:58,567 - Number Eight, and Number Three. - Whoa! Whoa! Number Three's mine. 356 00:12:58,592 --> 00:13:00,975 Hey, can it, Cascade! Look, that's Five, 357 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,010 Seven, Eight and Three. All I want is Chanel. 358 00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:05,112 That's four Chanels for the price of one. 359 00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:06,847 No. Kiss my ass. 360 00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:09,218 Fine, I will throw in a Dean Munsch. I love her. 361 00:13:09,227 --> 00:13:10,977 Oh, go suck a hot fart. 362 00:13:11,002 --> 00:13:12,522 Let's take a vote! 363 00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:13,646 A vote? A vote... 364 00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,281 What is this? A PTA meeting? 365 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,049 Raise your hand if you think that Nurse Hoffel 366 00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:18,717 should kill Chanel. 367 00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:22,655 How could you? I am your dad! 368 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,250 Congratulations, Nurse Hoffel. 369 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,492 You get to kill Chanel Oberlin in any way that you see fit. 370 00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:28,394 God, this summit is a joke. 371 00:13:28,429 --> 00:13:30,496 Oh, Wes. Come on. You still get to kill 372 00:13:30,531 --> 00:13:33,467 Moebius girl, Marfan, Number Five, and Dean Munsch. 373 00:13:33,554 --> 00:13:34,496 It's not that bad. 374 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:36,191 And remember, Dr. Cascade. 375 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,660 It is your responsibility to kill Number Three. 376 00:13:38,691 --> 00:13:40,291 Yeah, like that's really gonna happen. 377 00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:43,194 It is. I'm gonna kill her so hard. 378 00:13:43,496 --> 00:13:44,762 [Hester banging gavel] 379 00:13:44,797 --> 00:13:47,164 The Green Meanies have spoken. 380 00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:48,812 Onward, Green Meanies, 381 00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:51,114 to "murther." 382 00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:52,315 ♪ ♪ 383 00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:53,883 Sorry, sweetheart. 384 00:14:04,363 --> 00:14:06,363 ♪ ♪ 385 00:14:11,924 --> 00:14:14,057 Thanks for the other night. 386 00:14:14,276 --> 00:14:16,042 I'm assuming you're not gonna tell me 387 00:14:16,077 --> 00:14:17,364 who that other Green Meanie is? 388 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,611 It's a complicated situation. 389 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,776 Not really. It's a simple ultimatum. 390 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,628 If you want to be my boyfriend, then you have 391 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,930 to stop killing people, which, honestly, 392 00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,765 makes me the most super low-maintenance. 393 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,673 Okay. Even if I do stop... 394 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,665 [Takes paper towel] 395 00:14:32,728 --> 00:14:34,028 ...I'm not the only one doing it. 396 00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:35,863 So, the killing will just continue. 397 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:37,454 And second, 398 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,466 my mom is really important to me, 399 00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:41,869 and this is really important to her. 400 00:14:41,903 --> 00:14:43,937 It's time for you to stop being scared of your mom. 401 00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:45,672 I'm not scared of her. 402 00:14:46,942 --> 00:14:48,233 Fine. I'm scared of her. 403 00:14:48,361 --> 00:14:50,251 We can go talk to her together. 404 00:14:51,705 --> 00:14:53,797 Our love will make you brave. 405 00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,133 That's a terrible idea. 406 00:14:57,202 --> 00:14:58,168 Look, she's... 407 00:15:00,018 --> 00:15:01,455 ...kind of possessive. 408 00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:03,045 Look, I know you're hot and you're a doctor, 409 00:15:03,081 --> 00:15:04,680 so you might think you're a catch, but 410 00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:06,315 most girls are not gonna be into the whole 411 00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:08,217 "raised to be a revenge killer" thing. 412 00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,776 It's like having one of those tribal tattoos 413 00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:11,780 around your bicep. 414 00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:12,963 It's a deal breaker. 415 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:15,199 ♪ ♪ 416 00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:18,722 All right, there are four sections of the MCAT. 417 00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:21,037 The chemical and biological systems, you have... 418 00:15:21,072 --> 00:15:22,672 Critical analysis, and... 419 00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:24,941 - You have the... - [Laughs] 420 00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:25,950 What's funny? 421 00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:27,977 Are you even listening to me? 422 00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:29,179 [Laughing]: Oh. Sorry. 423 00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:30,680 I'm listening to nothing but up, 424 00:15:30,715 --> 00:15:32,382 Justin Bieber's mom's autobiography. 425 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:33,252 It is gripping. 426 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,385 Damn it ,Chanel. The MCAT is the most 427 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:38,188 challenging standardized test there is in the world. 428 00:15:38,223 --> 00:15:40,323 Now you're gonna need to understand nuances of complex articles 429 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:42,364 filled with technical medical vocabulary, 430 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,494 there's, uh... Math equations 431 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:47,030 that even M.I.T. students would get lost in. 432 00:15:47,065 --> 00:15:49,764 People study for years to pass this test. 433 00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:51,201 Which is why it's a waste of time 434 00:15:51,236 --> 00:15:52,969 for me to study, sweetie-kins. 435 00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:55,138 I just need to figure out the best way to cheat. 436 00:15:55,995 --> 00:15:58,507 So, I recommend you get your pretty little brain 437 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:02,212 noodling on a way to help me do that, or... 438 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:05,014 Get your sexy body over here and start making out with me. 439 00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,083 I'm fine with either. [Giggles] 440 00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:08,551 [Sighs] 441 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:11,154 [Gasps] 442 00:16:11,189 --> 00:16:13,590 [Grunting] 443 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,892 [Chanel gasping] 444 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,540 I'm sorry, Chanel. 445 00:16:19,576 --> 00:16:21,042 Cassidy must've left some tissue in here 446 00:16:21,077 --> 00:16:22,844 from my old donor hand. 447 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:25,613 It's really impossible to get perfectly clean edges. 448 00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:27,548 But you weren't just using your donor hand, 449 00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:29,017 you were using both hands! 450 00:16:29,052 --> 00:16:30,551 Why would you do that? 451 00:16:30,587 --> 00:16:32,186 - I don't know. - Aah! 452 00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:33,821 - Chanel! - [Crying] 453 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,857 ♪ ♪ 454 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,946 [Echoing]: Chanel, let's talk about this! 455 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:47,335 - Chanel? - [Sighs] 456 00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,573 - Hoffel: Hello, Chanel. - [Screams] 457 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,744 Now, I'm curious. 458 00:16:57,037 --> 00:17:00,051 Compared to the cruel, awful acts you have perpetrated, 459 00:17:00,076 --> 00:17:03,911 what tiny, meaningless slight has you sobbing now? 460 00:17:04,217 --> 00:17:07,019 Well, thanks for asking. That's really sweet. 461 00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,176 Brock tried to murder me again. 462 00:17:09,231 --> 00:17:10,897 Have you ever asked yourself why so many people 463 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,232 want to murder you? 464 00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,367 No. Look, the point is 465 00:17:14,403 --> 00:17:16,236 that if Brock still wants to kill me, 466 00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:18,071 I don't think I can go out with him anymore. 467 00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:19,873 Which means he probably won't help me cheat my way 468 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,741 to passing the MCATs, which means I'm never gonna get 469 00:17:21,777 --> 00:17:24,044 my big break on Lovin' the D, which means... 470 00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:26,636 There's really no point in me staying here. 471 00:17:26,698 --> 00:17:29,032 No, no! Wait, wait! Y-you... you can't leave yet. 472 00:17:29,574 --> 00:17:32,011 Uh, you have to stay, at least one more day. 473 00:17:32,036 --> 00:17:33,001 Why? 474 00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,110 Because... 475 00:17:35,318 --> 00:17:38,319 In all my years as a nurse, and hospital administrator, 476 00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,845 I have never met a woman 477 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,885 who I thought had the stuff 478 00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:46,980 to be a doctor more than you, Chanel. 479 00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:49,223 Really? 480 00:17:49,248 --> 00:17:52,650 Which is why I'm gonna give you this secret to passing the MCAT. 481 00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:53,643 [Inhales] 482 00:17:53,678 --> 00:17:55,311 The answer to all the questions 483 00:17:55,347 --> 00:17:56,332 is B. 484 00:17:56,357 --> 00:17:57,423 Seriously? 485 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,632 That makes so much sense. 486 00:17:59,657 --> 00:18:01,284 I know, a-and you know, I probably didn't even need 487 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:03,595 to tell you. You girls are so smart. 488 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,253 And you would do well on your own. 489 00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:08,078 Now that you have the inside tip, 490 00:18:08,193 --> 00:18:11,127 I think you ladies can ace the MCATs. 491 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,758 [Squeals] Thank you! 492 00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:13,876 Oh! 493 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,686 Hey, why are you filling up the tub 494 00:18:16,711 --> 00:18:18,009 with fry oil? 495 00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:21,200 Because this is a new experimental therapy 496 00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:24,117 for making your skin soft. You should try it. 497 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:25,652 When it's all ready. 498 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,621 No thanks. 499 00:18:27,656 --> 00:18:29,956 I have some bad memories with fry oil. 500 00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:31,679 [Chuckles] Later. 501 00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:34,294 ♪ ♪ 502 00:18:40,757 --> 00:18:41,781 Brock: Hester. 503 00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:43,993 Can I ask you a question? 504 00:18:44,152 --> 00:18:45,353 [Whispers]: In private? 505 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,990 Ask away. 506 00:18:47,182 --> 00:18:49,072 Mrs. Wainwright died a couple of hours ago. 507 00:18:49,081 --> 00:18:51,915 - Why isn't she tagged? - 'Cause I haven't told anyone yet. 508 00:18:51,951 --> 00:18:54,685 I like taking advantage of having access to a fresh corpse. 509 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,795 Right. 510 00:18:56,947 --> 00:18:57,892 Listen. 511 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:02,230 You've had some issues in the past with killing people, right? 512 00:19:02,455 --> 00:19:04,928 One person. Okay? I killed one person. 513 00:19:05,447 --> 00:19:06,735 But to be fair, I did oversee 514 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,133 the killings of a few other people. 515 00:19:08,158 --> 00:19:09,825 All right, for the purpose of our conversation, 516 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,307 that'll do. 517 00:19:11,332 --> 00:19:12,225 Now, 518 00:19:12,329 --> 00:19:14,296 I used to think that I wanted to kill Chanel 519 00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:16,999 because I had the hand of a serial killer. 520 00:19:18,338 --> 00:19:20,852 But now that I have the hand of a normal person, 521 00:19:22,383 --> 00:19:24,964 I still really want to kill her. 522 00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:27,577 More than ever, to tell you the truth. 523 00:19:28,946 --> 00:19:30,013 I see. 524 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,738 [Sighs] 525 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,978 I see three possible conclusions that we can draw from this. 526 00:19:36,003 --> 00:19:38,337 Number one, the twin that was subsumed in the body 527 00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,863 of Anna Plaisance was also a serial killer, 528 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,100 so you were yet again given the hand of another serial killer. 529 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,092 Highly unlikely. Statistically speaking. 530 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,203 I agree. Number two, 531 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,995 is that Chanel is a terrible person, 532 00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,827 and the more time you spend with her, the more you realize 533 00:19:51,862 --> 00:19:53,395 she needs to die. 534 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:55,597 - I'm beginning to get behind that. - Mm. 535 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:57,733 And what's option number three? 536 00:19:57,768 --> 00:19:59,501 That it was never really about the hand. 537 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,340 The hand was just an excuse. 538 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:09,186 That, of course, it's in your true nature to save lives, 539 00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:10,778 but it's also to end them. 540 00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:15,862 That you, Dr. Brock Holt, 541 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,026 are a killer. 542 00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:21,526 And you need to be with a woman who... 543 00:20:21,714 --> 00:20:23,681 Shares your taste 544 00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:24,776 for murder. 545 00:20:25,763 --> 00:20:27,797 Someone who celebrates 546 00:20:28,402 --> 00:20:30,597 the hot, hard, 547 00:20:30,622 --> 00:20:34,157 dangerous parts of you that are so desperate 548 00:20:34,314 --> 00:20:35,829 to get out. 549 00:20:49,296 --> 00:20:50,528 [Gasps] 550 00:20:50,563 --> 00:20:53,331 Snickerdoodles? My favorite! 551 00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:55,355 What are the chances? 552 00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:09,447 [Gagging] 553 00:21:09,482 --> 00:21:12,317 [Restrained screaming] 554 00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:17,155 [Gasping] 555 00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:19,254 [Leash stretching] 556 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,213 [Distant screaming] 557 00:21:25,999 --> 00:21:27,281 [Chanel #5 screaming] 558 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,594 She's dead! 559 00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:30,229 Chanel Number... 560 00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:32,131 Uh, she's dead. 561 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,807 We need to call the police! 562 00:21:34,843 --> 00:21:35,675 No, no, no. 563 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,010 This young woman suffers 564 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,539 from Marfan syndrome. 565 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,603 Um, complications from that 566 00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:42,323 can include the heart and aorta. 567 00:21:42,348 --> 00:21:45,349 There's an increased risk of mitral valve prolapse 568 00:21:45,374 --> 00:21:47,176 and aortic aneurysm. 569 00:21:47,212 --> 00:21:48,378 Very likely she just died 570 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:49,379 of a heart attack. [Chuckles] 571 00:21:49,414 --> 00:21:50,346 How do you know that? 572 00:21:50,382 --> 00:21:51,848 I've worked in a hospital 573 00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:53,182 for months now. 574 00:21:53,218 --> 00:21:54,918 I pay attention. 575 00:21:54,953 --> 00:21:57,420 How do you explain the marks on her neck? 576 00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:01,038 Oh, my god. 577 00:22:02,735 --> 00:22:03,806 Oh. 578 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,066 Oh, I'm fine. 579 00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:05,974 I'm fine, I'm fine. 580 00:22:05,999 --> 00:22:07,235 You don't seem fine. 581 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:08,195 No, no, I'm fine. 582 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:10,821 You should have a doctor examine you. 583 00:22:10,846 --> 00:22:12,367 Yes. Um, 584 00:22:12,711 --> 00:22:14,578 in fact, maybe Arthur, you could 585 00:22:14,613 --> 00:22:16,012 help me back to my office. 586 00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:17,686 - Yes, of course. - Such a gentleman 587 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,715 and so strong. 588 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:21,284 Um, Chanel #5, 589 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,830 make sure that you alert the authorities 590 00:22:22,855 --> 00:22:24,354 about Chanel #7. 591 00:22:24,389 --> 00:22:26,022 And you and the rest of the Chanels 592 00:22:26,058 --> 00:22:28,675 should take her to my special morgue. 593 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,433 Special morgue. 594 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:32,042 Got it. 595 00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:39,166 [Panting] 596 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,633 Funny running into you here. 597 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,696 You've been following me since I left the hospital. 598 00:22:45,721 --> 00:22:47,187 I'm was trying to stay in shape. 599 00:22:47,212 --> 00:22:49,011 Killing people demands serious cardio. 600 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,393 And strength. 601 00:22:50,565 --> 00:22:52,131 Man, that damn Marfan girl, 602 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,046 she almost gave me a hernia. 603 00:22:55,163 --> 00:22:56,941 [Panting] 604 00:22:56,966 --> 00:22:58,460 What do you want? 605 00:23:01,073 --> 00:23:03,299 Nurse Hoffel doesn't care about us. 606 00:23:03,324 --> 00:23:05,091 About the community of Green Meanies. 607 00:23:05,126 --> 00:23:06,292 She's a lone wolf. 608 00:23:06,327 --> 00:23:08,427 - So? - So what happens 609 00:23:08,463 --> 00:23:10,609 when this is all done and the hospital closes down? 610 00:23:10,634 --> 00:23:11,764 I'll tell you what. 611 00:23:11,789 --> 00:23:14,190 The biggest unsolved murder case of all time. 612 00:23:14,215 --> 00:23:15,681 It'll make Zodiac and Jack the ripper 613 00:23:15,706 --> 00:23:17,100 look like a game of Clue. 614 00:23:17,233 --> 00:23:18,467 I hadn't thought about that. 615 00:23:18,467 --> 00:23:19,866 Because you're not that smart. 616 00:23:20,115 --> 00:23:21,935 But Nurse Hoffel is. 617 00:23:21,970 --> 00:23:24,070 I can guarantee you that she has a plan 618 00:23:24,106 --> 00:23:25,906 for framing one of us. And considering 619 00:23:25,941 --> 00:23:27,274 that it's just a matter of time 620 00:23:27,309 --> 00:23:28,992 before someone figures out who your mom is, 621 00:23:30,026 --> 00:23:31,745 I will bet my sweet ass that 622 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:33,546 she's painting that bull's-eye on you, big guy. 623 00:23:33,582 --> 00:23:35,212 So, what are you suggesting? 624 00:23:36,652 --> 00:23:37,838 An alliance. 625 00:23:37,863 --> 00:23:40,020 I'm gonna take out Chanel before Hoffel can, 626 00:23:40,055 --> 00:23:42,208 but I need you to back me up when I do. 627 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,029 She can't take the both of us on. 628 00:23:44,053 --> 00:23:45,669 And once this is all done, 629 00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:47,026 we pin the whole thing on her 630 00:23:47,061 --> 00:23:49,995 and everybody walks away happy. 631 00:23:51,334 --> 00:23:52,505 Deal? 632 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,507 Deal. 633 00:24:01,723 --> 00:24:04,488 [Moaning, gasping] 634 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,119 Help! 635 00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:07,449 Help me! 636 00:24:09,204 --> 00:24:12,538 [Door opening] 637 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,791 No point screaming, dear. 638 00:24:16,816 --> 00:24:17,916 [Exhales] 639 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,222 I'll just tell anyone that comes 640 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,299 that I was watching television 641 00:24:21,324 --> 00:24:22,956 very loudly. 642 00:24:23,224 --> 00:24:25,892 My friends are gonna come looking for me. 643 00:24:25,927 --> 00:24:27,693 From what I hear from my son, 644 00:24:27,729 --> 00:24:30,363 they haven't even realized that you're missing yet. 645 00:24:31,242 --> 00:24:32,508 Cassidy: Mom? 646 00:24:33,668 --> 00:24:34,800 Mom, are you home? 647 00:24:34,836 --> 00:24:35,963 Cassidy Cascade? 648 00:24:36,571 --> 00:24:39,405 - [Door closing] - He's the baby in the belly. 649 00:24:40,441 --> 00:24:42,894 Mazel tov, Nancy Drew. 650 00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:44,408 Cassidy! 651 00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,842 Cassidy... 652 00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:48,877 [Faintly]: Cassidy Cascade! 653 00:24:56,108 --> 00:24:57,774 Hello, my love. 654 00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:59,992 I was just checking in on... 655 00:25:01,873 --> 00:25:02,980 And who's this? 656 00:25:03,015 --> 00:25:04,052 I'm Chanel #3, 657 00:25:04,077 --> 00:25:05,248 Cassidy's girlfriend. 658 00:25:05,273 --> 00:25:06,472 Hasn't he mentioned me? 659 00:25:08,388 --> 00:25:10,053 The name sounds familiar. 660 00:25:10,089 --> 00:25:11,855 - Okay, knock it off, mom. - [Kisses] 661 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,055 If you're coming here to try to convince me 662 00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:16,856 to stop Cassidy 663 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:18,058 from murdering people in service of 664 00:25:18,093 --> 00:25:19,392 shutting the hospital down, 665 00:25:19,428 --> 00:25:21,655 you're wasting your time. 666 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,571 Slow down, mom. Don't you want to 667 00:25:23,596 --> 00:25:25,563 get to know Chanel #3 a little? 668 00:25:25,954 --> 00:25:27,579 [Scoffs] I know everything I need to know, 669 00:25:27,615 --> 00:25:29,314 from her social media footprint. 670 00:25:29,350 --> 00:25:31,516 She's heiress to the Swenson 671 00:25:31,552 --> 00:25:33,852 frozen food fortune, but was disowned 672 00:25:33,887 --> 00:25:35,620 when she was put into an insane asylum. 673 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:36,686 For a crime I didn't commit. 674 00:25:36,722 --> 00:25:37,836 Jane: Says you. 675 00:25:37,861 --> 00:25:39,694 She describes herself on Facebook 676 00:25:39,729 --> 00:25:41,262 as "pansexual," 677 00:25:41,298 --> 00:25:42,497 which as far as I can tell, 678 00:25:42,532 --> 00:25:44,399 is just "bisexual" for millennials 679 00:25:44,434 --> 00:25:46,180 who want even more attention. 680 00:25:46,205 --> 00:25:48,438 And don't even get me started on the earmuffs. 681 00:25:48,474 --> 00:25:49,940 - Mom, stop. - I'm not finished. 682 00:25:49,999 --> 00:25:51,485 Finally, she thinks that 683 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,854 just because she's waxing my son's knob, 684 00:25:53,889 --> 00:25:55,255 she can come into my house 685 00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,324 and tell me how to raise my boy. 686 00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,607 I have heard enough. 687 00:25:59,028 --> 00:26:00,861 I'm sorry your husband died and it made you sad. 688 00:26:00,896 --> 00:26:02,562 But can't you see the major logic fail 689 00:26:02,598 --> 00:26:04,864 in closing down a hospital that is actually curing people? 690 00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:07,557 Isn't that what you were so upset about in the first place? 691 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:08,882 No one who worked at the hospital back then 692 00:26:08,918 --> 00:26:10,384 still works there. 693 00:26:10,419 --> 00:26:12,286 You're mad at architecture 694 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,076 and geography. 695 00:26:14,685 --> 00:26:17,152 It would be like murdering all the guests at a Hilton hotel 696 00:26:17,187 --> 00:26:19,648 just because you got bummed out listening to Paris' awful song. 697 00:26:19,673 --> 00:26:21,257 You don't know what it's like 698 00:26:21,283 --> 00:26:23,054 to lose someone that you love. 699 00:26:23,079 --> 00:26:24,274 Yes, I do. 700 00:26:24,556 --> 00:26:26,656 And I don't want it to happen again. 701 00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:28,491 What would happen if Cassidy got caught? 702 00:26:28,526 --> 00:26:29,826 I'd take the fall. 703 00:26:30,103 --> 00:26:31,810 Really hot girls 704 00:26:31,835 --> 00:26:33,162 and sweet old ladies 705 00:26:33,198 --> 00:26:35,122 can pretty much get away with anything. 706 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,433 I should know. 707 00:26:37,615 --> 00:26:38,835 I've been both. 708 00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:41,003 Why don't we ask Cassidy what he wants. 709 00:26:41,744 --> 00:26:42,879 Yes. 710 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,226 Let's. 711 00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:46,676 Sweetheart, 712 00:26:46,711 --> 00:26:49,178 would you rather betray the memory 713 00:26:49,214 --> 00:26:51,047 of your saint of a father 714 00:26:51,082 --> 00:26:52,415 and break your mother's heart, 715 00:26:52,450 --> 00:26:56,018 and run off with earmuffs here, or 716 00:26:56,054 --> 00:26:58,721 finish the job you were raised from a pup to complete? 717 00:26:58,756 --> 00:27:00,556 I know what it's like to have parents that are 718 00:27:00,592 --> 00:27:02,453 more interested in themselves than what's best for you. 719 00:27:03,134 --> 00:27:04,015 It was really hard 720 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,439 to give up all that frozen food money, 721 00:27:05,464 --> 00:27:06,863 but it was the best choice I ever made. 722 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,637 [Voice breaking]: I'm sorry, Chanel #3. 723 00:27:34,365 --> 00:27:35,965 [Footfalls receding] 724 00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,640 - [Door closes] - I'm proud of you, sweetie. 725 00:27:39,675 --> 00:27:40,862 Well done. 726 00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:42,187 [Inhales sharply] 727 00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:43,211 And I'm sorry, 728 00:27:43,236 --> 00:27:45,570 but she is going to have to die. 729 00:27:56,225 --> 00:27:57,558 [Elevator dings] 730 00:27:58,561 --> 00:27:59,960 Woman: Chanel! 731 00:28:02,298 --> 00:28:06,367 ♪ Oh dream weaver ♪ 732 00:28:06,402 --> 00:28:11,705 ♪ I believe you can get me through the night ♪ 733 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:19,713 ♪ Oh dream weaver ♪ 734 00:28:19,749 --> 00:28:24,919 ♪ I believe we can reach the morning light ♪ 735 00:28:25,531 --> 00:28:26,433 We've got a problem. 736 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:27,958 Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz 737 00:28:27,987 --> 00:28:29,019 and the doctors... 738 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:30,020 Somebody leaked the news that 739 00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:31,755 we are doing a live, on-air surgery 740 00:28:31,791 --> 00:28:33,768 and now all these other idiots are doing the same thing. 741 00:28:33,793 --> 00:28:35,222 We have got to get ahead of this. 742 00:28:35,566 --> 00:28:37,262 Garrett is on a plane right now, 743 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:40,265 we are doing this surgery live, on-air tomorrow morning. 744 00:28:40,841 --> 00:28:43,708 Which means, you have to take the exams tonight. 745 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,511 Munsch: The proctor's on his way. 746 00:28:45,536 --> 00:28:48,679 The exam will start promptly at 9:00 P.M. tonight. 747 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:51,721 [Ticking] 748 00:28:51,746 --> 00:28:54,254 You have eight hours 749 00:28:54,517 --> 00:28:56,750 to complete the exam. 750 00:28:57,304 --> 00:28:59,426 You may... begin. 751 00:28:59,975 --> 00:29:01,412 [Bell dings] 752 00:29:01,437 --> 00:29:04,672 ♪ ♪ 753 00:29:04,846 --> 00:29:06,112 "Read the following passage 754 00:29:06,147 --> 00:29:08,494 and answer the questions that follow." 755 00:29:08,519 --> 00:29:10,416 Chanel #3: "The most widely used differential stain" 756 00:29:10,452 --> 00:29:11,784 "for bacteria is:" 757 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,419 "A, the capsule stain," 758 00:29:13,455 --> 00:29:15,627 "B, the gram stain," 759 00:29:15,651 --> 00:29:18,619 "C, the endospore stain" 760 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:21,049 "D, flagella stain..." 761 00:29:24,594 --> 00:29:25,802 It can't be all B. 762 00:29:25,827 --> 00:29:27,093 Nurse Hoffel lied! 763 00:29:27,118 --> 00:29:28,083 Shh! 764 00:29:28,108 --> 00:29:29,474 No talking! 765 00:29:31,328 --> 00:29:33,128 ♪ ♪ 766 00:29:37,701 --> 00:29:39,701 [Inhaling sharply] 767 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:40,735 [Groaning] 768 00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:46,475 Time's up! Pencils down. 769 00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:50,510 [Sighs] 770 00:29:51,014 --> 00:29:52,981 [Ticking] 771 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:55,550 [Ticking stops abruptly] 772 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,684 I've got great news. 773 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,019 [All gasping] 774 00:29:58,192 --> 00:29:59,458 You all passed. 775 00:29:59,494 --> 00:30:00,660 [Cheering] 776 00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:04,046 You all scored over a 500. 777 00:30:04,199 --> 00:30:05,165 Chanel, 778 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,366 you got a 519. 779 00:30:06,402 --> 00:30:07,367 - Thank you! - [Applause] 780 00:30:07,403 --> 00:30:08,702 Chanel #3, 781 00:30:08,737 --> 00:30:10,871 you scored a 522. 782 00:30:10,906 --> 00:30:12,339 [Munsch gasps] 783 00:30:12,374 --> 00:30:13,774 And Chanel #5, 784 00:30:13,809 --> 00:30:16,109 you scored a 525, 785 00:30:16,145 --> 00:30:18,946 which is three points away 786 00:30:18,981 --> 00:30:21,038 - from a perfect score. - I can't believe this. 787 00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:25,691 Fantastic. 788 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:26,859 I'll see you ladies in a few hours. 789 00:30:26,895 --> 00:30:27,860 Dr. Holt, 790 00:30:27,896 --> 00:30:29,413 it's show time! 791 00:30:29,648 --> 00:30:30,647 Oh! 792 00:30:32,423 --> 00:30:33,689 All right, 793 00:30:33,724 --> 00:30:35,424 I want to know how you pulled this off. 794 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:36,692 What do you mean? 795 00:30:36,727 --> 00:30:38,060 We took the test. 796 00:30:38,095 --> 00:30:39,716 We all got amazing scores. 797 00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:40,918 I know. 798 00:30:41,126 --> 00:30:42,358 I mean, how? 799 00:30:42,394 --> 00:30:43,526 What do you think? 800 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:44,849 We cheated! 801 00:30:46,123 --> 00:30:47,114 Wait. 802 00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:48,598 What? 803 00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:50,300 We knew we had no shot at taking the test on our own, 804 00:30:50,335 --> 00:30:51,701 so we bought lapel mics and earpieces 805 00:30:51,737 --> 00:30:53,837 and had Brock and Cassidy take it for us. 806 00:30:53,872 --> 00:30:56,039 "25: All of the following 807 00:30:56,074 --> 00:30:57,040 "are true statements 808 00:30:57,075 --> 00:30:59,042 about the brain, except..." 809 00:31:00,178 --> 00:31:01,478 Brock: The answer is 810 00:31:01,513 --> 00:31:05,115 A... both are non-dividing tissues. 811 00:31:05,150 --> 00:31:06,116 Right. 812 00:31:06,151 --> 00:31:07,117 All right, 813 00:31:07,152 --> 00:31:09,319 C... the number of bystanders 814 00:31:09,354 --> 00:31:11,721 is negatively correlated with the time it takes 815 00:31:11,757 --> 00:31:14,023 for someone to offer help in an emergency. 816 00:31:14,059 --> 00:31:15,058 [Scoffs] 817 00:31:15,093 --> 00:31:16,659 You guys cheated? 818 00:31:21,066 --> 00:31:22,499 Nobody helped me. 819 00:31:22,534 --> 00:31:24,067 That's kind of your problem, isn't it? 820 00:31:24,102 --> 00:31:26,870 Look, the point is we all passed 821 00:31:26,905 --> 00:31:30,073 and now we get to do a surgery live on Lovin' the D. 822 00:31:30,108 --> 00:31:31,623 No, no, no, no, no, no. 823 00:31:32,878 --> 00:31:36,246 No, I actually passed. 824 00:31:36,287 --> 00:31:39,196 I got... a better score than Brock or Cassidy. 825 00:31:39,228 --> 00:31:40,451 Quit making this about you. 826 00:31:40,476 --> 00:31:42,142 I didn't have any help! 827 00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:44,355 Oh, nobody cares, Number five! 828 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,733 Oh, and Nurse Awful, 829 00:31:46,769 --> 00:31:50,838 nice job trying to gaslight us, but I think the answer is B 830 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,299 for better luck next time. 831 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,540 [Chanel #5 cries] 832 00:31:59,575 --> 00:32:01,168 [Crying]: I'm a genius 833 00:32:01,193 --> 00:32:03,008 and no one cares. 834 00:32:03,317 --> 00:32:05,183 Damn it, Number five, shut up. 835 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:06,580 [Chanel #5 cries] 836 00:32:37,329 --> 00:32:39,884 Does anyone have eyes on Dr. Holt? 837 00:32:39,909 --> 00:32:41,242 Copy that. 838 00:32:41,267 --> 00:32:43,563 We go live in five minutes, everybody. 839 00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:45,598 [Exhales] 840 00:32:49,641 --> 00:32:51,914 Oh, my god, that is so sweet. 841 00:32:51,939 --> 00:32:53,576 Chanel, where's Number Five? 842 00:32:53,601 --> 00:32:54,700 I don't know, probably taking 843 00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:56,792 a huge, nervous dump somewhere. 844 00:32:58,537 --> 00:32:59,970 Hello. 845 00:32:59,995 --> 00:33:01,061 Excited? 846 00:33:01,086 --> 00:33:04,153 Oh, uh, Dr. Lovin, um, yes, I... 847 00:33:04,169 --> 00:33:05,602 I'm really, really nervous, though. 848 00:33:05,637 --> 00:33:08,438 I just... this is all I've wanted for, like, year. 849 00:33:08,473 --> 00:33:09,773 You mean years. 850 00:33:09,808 --> 00:33:13,476 Uh, oh, no, year, like one whole year. 851 00:33:13,779 --> 00:33:15,216 Oh. 852 00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:18,423 Chanel, don't you fret your hot, 853 00:33:18,448 --> 00:33:19,559 little, rich, Kappa head. 854 00:33:19,584 --> 00:33:20,784 You are a natural. 855 00:33:20,819 --> 00:33:22,252 The camera is going to love you 856 00:33:22,287 --> 00:33:23,620 I don't know what the camera's gonna feel 857 00:33:23,655 --> 00:33:25,889 about Number Five, but let's get out there 858 00:33:25,924 --> 00:33:28,058 and make daytime television history 859 00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:30,126 by cutting a 16-pound tumor 860 00:33:30,162 --> 00:33:31,453 off some dude's face. 861 00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:32,441 Mm-hmm. 862 00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:39,425 Woman: 30 seconds to air, Dr. Lovin. 863 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:40,483 Okay, I'll be right there. 864 00:33:40,508 --> 00:33:42,808 - [Choking] - [Gasps] 865 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:47,535 ♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame... ♪ 866 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,692 Dr. Lovin! 867 00:33:48,717 --> 00:33:49,716 [Gasps] 868 00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:52,029 Somebody help! 869 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:53,530 Somebody! 870 00:33:53,555 --> 00:33:54,652 Ooh. 871 00:33:57,427 --> 00:33:58,560 What the hell happened? 872 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,259 I don't know. She... She drank that coffee 873 00:34:00,295 --> 00:34:01,427 that you left for me, 874 00:34:01,463 --> 00:34:02,428 and started foaming at the mouth 875 00:34:02,464 --> 00:34:03,429 and now she's dead! 876 00:34:03,465 --> 00:34:04,464 [Crowd muttering] 877 00:34:04,499 --> 00:34:06,199 I didn't leave you any coffee. 878 00:34:06,234 --> 00:34:08,067 Places, Dr. Lovin. 879 00:34:08,103 --> 00:34:09,311 Oh, my god. 880 00:34:09,336 --> 00:34:10,802 Dr. Lovin's dead! 881 00:34:10,905 --> 00:34:12,405 What do we do?! 882 00:34:13,015 --> 00:34:14,440 [Stammers] 883 00:34:15,443 --> 00:34:16,874 I don't... 884 00:34:16,898 --> 00:34:18,804 Announcer: It's Lovin' the D 885 00:34:18,843 --> 00:34:21,534 with your host, Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 886 00:34:21,569 --> 00:34:22,969 [Mumbling]: What? 887 00:34:23,004 --> 00:34:24,837 What am I supposed to say? I don't... 888 00:34:26,241 --> 00:34:28,775 Hi, I'm Dr. Scarlett Lovin 889 00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:30,310 and welcome to Lovin' the D’s 890 00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:32,312 - special... - You're not Dr. Scarlett Lovin. 891 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:36,215 Dr. Scarlett Lovin is dead. 892 00:34:36,251 --> 00:34:37,483 She just got poisoned and... 893 00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:38,818 I don't... 894 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:40,334 Know much more than that, 895 00:34:40,342 --> 00:34:41,775 but I'm sure it'll be discussed 896 00:34:41,811 --> 00:34:44,645 on a future episode of Lovin' the D. 897 00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:47,898 As you can see, our... 898 00:34:49,118 --> 00:34:51,351 As you can see, our patient, Garrett Larson 899 00:34:52,688 --> 00:34:54,319 has been prepped for surgery. 900 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:55,576 Chanels, if you're ready, 901 00:34:55,612 --> 00:34:57,416 we will begin by making an incision. 902 00:34:57,441 --> 00:34:58,914 Chanel, scalpel. 903 00:35:28,937 --> 00:35:31,233 As you can see, the skin of the face has been 904 00:35:31,258 --> 00:35:32,897 entirely retracted. 905 00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:34,754 Now, that sound you hear 906 00:35:34,789 --> 00:35:36,537 is the beeping of the nerve monitor. 907 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,869 What we try to do is not sever any important... 908 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,904 Dr. Holt, nobody cares 909 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:43,188 about all this surgical mumbo jumbo. 910 00:35:43,213 --> 00:35:45,547 What they care about is the fact 911 00:35:45,591 --> 00:35:48,963 that the four of us are changing a life 912 00:35:48,988 --> 00:35:50,294 and we're doing it... 913 00:35:50,329 --> 00:35:51,962 Together. 914 00:35:51,998 --> 00:35:53,964 Wow. She's got "it." 915 00:35:58,856 --> 00:35:59,988 Gauze. 916 00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:01,668 Suction, suction. 917 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:02,871 Good. 918 00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:05,598 [Exhales] 919 00:36:07,095 --> 00:36:09,329 Brock: Almost got it. 920 00:36:09,354 --> 00:36:10,420 Almost got it. 921 00:36:10,445 --> 00:36:11,811 There we go. 922 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,922 America, this is what a 16-pound tumor looks like. 923 00:36:16,958 --> 00:36:18,157 Number Three. 924 00:36:18,783 --> 00:36:21,065 Whoa. That's a lot of tumor. 925 00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:22,623 Right, America? 926 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:29,151 I can't stop thinking about how different 927 00:36:29,176 --> 00:36:30,642 Garrett's life is gonna be 928 00:36:30,667 --> 00:36:33,990 once the nightmare of tumorness is over. 929 00:36:34,339 --> 00:36:36,306 Damn, she's good. 930 00:36:36,341 --> 00:36:38,241 Let's get him sewed back up. Time check, Five. 931 00:36:38,278 --> 00:36:40,917 Six hours and 44 minutes. 932 00:36:50,427 --> 00:36:51,589 [Groans] 933 00:36:51,684 --> 00:36:54,792 All right, ladies, we've successfully closed him. 934 00:36:54,827 --> 00:36:56,594 Now, as you can see, we have 935 00:36:56,629 --> 00:36:58,896 a tube here helping Garrett breathe, 936 00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:01,165 so we can keep him in a medically-induced coma for... 937 00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:02,756 - When Garrett wakes up, - Several... 938 00:37:03,870 --> 00:37:06,558 and looks in the mirror for the first time, 939 00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:08,016 he won't just see a tumor. 940 00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:11,035 He will see... a man. 941 00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:13,662 Surgery completed... 942 00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:15,733 Ten hours, two minutes. 943 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,177 Patient's vitals are stable. 944 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,069 The procedure was a success. 945 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,333 Thank you for tuning in, America. 946 00:37:21,362 --> 00:37:23,328 I'm Chanel #5 947 00:37:23,364 --> 00:37:25,868 and this has been Lovin' the D. 948 00:37:25,893 --> 00:37:27,365 Good night, everybody. 949 00:37:27,401 --> 00:37:28,567 Good night, everybody. 950 00:37:34,355 --> 00:37:37,475 Dr. Holt, ladies, that was amazing. 951 00:37:37,511 --> 00:37:38,910 Yes, sir, I'm about to tell them. 952 00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:40,879 I am on the phone with the CEO 953 00:37:40,914 --> 00:37:43,048 of our parent company, Altgentechmedcorp, 954 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:45,459 and they are in love with this team. 955 00:37:45,475 --> 00:37:47,475 Yes, sir, I couldn't agree more. 956 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:50,478 In light of Dr. Lovin's untimely passing, 957 00:37:50,926 --> 00:37:52,303 we would like to hire the Chanels 958 00:37:52,348 --> 00:37:54,715 as her permanent replacement on Lovin' the D. 959 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,550 Wait, what? I'm the one who did the surgery. 960 00:37:56,586 --> 00:37:57,760 Yeah, and you were great. 961 00:37:57,785 --> 00:37:58,751 Let me get this straight. 962 00:37:58,779 --> 00:38:00,179 Your boss just got poisoned, 963 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:01,613 and you want to replace her right away? 964 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:03,114 I think we should be calling the cops. 965 00:38:03,149 --> 00:38:04,682 No. Look. 966 00:38:04,718 --> 00:38:06,451 Dr. Lovin was a nightmare. 967 00:38:06,486 --> 00:38:09,187 We all hated her and we're not that surprised she got poisoned. 968 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:10,188 It's probably one of the P.A.s 969 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:11,522 she fired for farting. 970 00:38:11,558 --> 00:38:12,924 You know she had a rule that you got fired 971 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,025 if you farted around her? 972 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:15,039 Hold on! 973 00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:17,516 I'm not sure if I heard you correctly. 974 00:38:17,552 --> 00:38:18,604 Did you just... 975 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:20,854 Offer us our own show? 976 00:38:21,036 --> 00:38:22,368 We sure did. 977 00:38:24,238 --> 00:38:25,418 [Cries] 978 00:38:25,777 --> 00:38:27,443 [Screams] 979 00:38:29,049 --> 00:38:31,658 [Crying] 980 00:38:43,968 --> 00:38:44,933 Wes: Can you believe this? 981 00:38:44,969 --> 00:38:46,335 Now they're TV stars. 982 00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:47,836 I mean, for the love of Pete, 983 00:38:47,872 --> 00:38:49,238 those girls could fall into the Grand Canyon 984 00:38:49,273 --> 00:38:50,272 and land on the moon. 985 00:38:51,031 --> 00:38:51,953 Hmm? 986 00:38:52,877 --> 00:38:55,043 Because they fail upward. 987 00:38:55,079 --> 00:38:56,778 Have you never heard that term before? 988 00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:58,413 - No, never. - Okay. 989 00:38:58,449 --> 00:38:59,882 What do you want to talk to me about? 990 00:39:00,509 --> 00:39:01,587 This. 991 00:39:06,757 --> 00:39:09,057 You tried to poison Chanel, 992 00:39:09,093 --> 00:39:11,026 thus breaking the binding resolution 993 00:39:11,061 --> 00:39:13,277 we all agreed to at the Green Meanie summit. 994 00:39:13,302 --> 00:39:14,563 Chanel was mine. 995 00:39:14,598 --> 00:39:15,597 Binding resolution? 996 00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:16,965 This isn't the U.N. 997 00:39:17,001 --> 00:39:18,867 We are independent actors, 998 00:39:18,903 --> 00:39:21,036 pretending to work for the common interest, 999 00:39:21,071 --> 00:39:23,071 but really, really, we're all just worried 1000 00:39:23,107 --> 00:39:25,908 about getting what is best for us, what we want. 1001 00:39:26,296 --> 00:39:27,542 Okay. 1002 00:39:27,578 --> 00:39:30,779 Okay, m-m-maybe that's exactly like the U.N., 1003 00:39:30,814 --> 00:39:32,781 but I am really pissed off at Chanel. 1004 00:39:32,816 --> 00:39:36,585 Hey... you were right about one thing, Wes. 1005 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:38,954 The heat is getting a little too intense right now. 1006 00:39:38,989 --> 00:39:40,255 Yeah, the heat is on. 1007 00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:42,157 It's getting harder and harder to kill 1008 00:39:42,192 --> 00:39:44,226 'cause everyone's so on edge. 1009 00:39:44,261 --> 00:39:45,294 That's why we decided 1010 00:39:45,329 --> 00:39:47,129 we had to let everyone know that 1011 00:39:47,164 --> 00:39:49,064 the Green Meanie was dead. 1012 00:39:49,099 --> 00:39:51,566 A false security to set up 1013 00:39:51,602 --> 00:39:55,103 one final orgy of blood and murder. 1014 00:39:55,139 --> 00:39:57,673 Okay, yeah, no, I vote we frame and kill Hester. 1015 00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:58,807 Your own daughter? 1016 00:39:58,842 --> 00:39:59,908 Look, look, look, look, look, 1017 00:39:59,944 --> 00:40:00,909 I-I-I'm sorry. 1018 00:40:00,945 --> 00:40:01,944 You know, I mean, clearly... 1019 00:40:03,259 --> 00:40:06,160 ...I am not built to be a psycho killer, 1020 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,662 so, uh... I'm out. 1021 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:11,165 Look, all I want is the Chanels to die 1022 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,601 and it to be, like, super painful for them. 1023 00:40:14,137 --> 00:40:15,536 I'm good. 1024 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:20,603 Crap. 1025 00:40:23,548 --> 00:40:25,381 You guys are gonna kill me, aren't you? 1026 00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:27,783 [Chuckles] 1027 00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:29,319 Any last words? 1028 00:40:35,697 --> 00:40:36,951 Playlist. 1029 00:40:41,186 --> 00:40:44,587 [Wes screaming] 1030 00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:51,275 [Elevator dings] 1031 00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:52,882 I must admit 1032 00:40:52,907 --> 00:40:55,625 that was amazing work with that surgery. 1033 00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:58,244 You have a very special team, Dean Munsch. 1034 00:40:58,279 --> 00:41:00,580 And you run a tight ship in terms of regulations. 1035 00:41:00,615 --> 00:41:02,915 The devil is in the details. 1036 00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:06,543 We need to make sure you put a stop to the murders. 1037 00:41:06,578 --> 00:41:10,413 But there is no rule in the AMA hospital regulation guide 1038 00:41:10,449 --> 00:41:13,052 that relates to serial killers so I can't ding you for that. 1039 00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:15,051 - Ah. - I think it's clear 1040 00:41:15,087 --> 00:41:18,655 that Hornborn had a breakdown before his disappearance. 1041 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:21,890 I just need to check the pH balance 1042 00:41:21,927 --> 00:41:24,327 in your hydrotherapy tubs and then I'll be on my way. 1043 00:41:24,362 --> 00:41:25,829 Oh. They're right here. 1044 00:41:27,843 --> 00:41:29,966 ...tight ship, and that's how we do it. 1045 00:41:30,001 --> 00:41:32,135 [Both screaming] 1046 00:41:43,548 --> 00:41:45,949 [Medical monitors beeping quietly] 1047 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:55,958 Where's Arthur? 1048 00:41:55,966 --> 00:41:57,365 Oh, he left, but don't worry, 1049 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,866 he's not gonna shut us down. 1050 00:41:58,902 --> 00:42:00,835 Especially now that the Green Meanie's dead. 1051 00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:03,106 Chanel #5: So weird that it was Grace's sexy dad all along. 1052 00:42:03,138 --> 00:42:04,538 Uh, not weird at all. 1053 00:42:04,573 --> 00:42:06,039 I mean, he used to sit outside of our house 1054 00:42:06,074 --> 00:42:07,707 in his Jeep all night and stalk us. 1055 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,676 He was creepy McCreeperson. 1056 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:12,445 It looks like he came here to get revenge on the Chanels 1057 00:42:12,481 --> 00:42:14,278 for what they did to his daughter, 1058 00:42:14,303 --> 00:42:16,049 but he slipped and fell in the tub 1059 00:42:16,084 --> 00:42:17,484 while getting it ready 1060 00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:19,519 presumably to burn the Chanels alive. 1061 00:42:19,555 --> 00:42:20,787 Well, now that the Green Meanie's dead 1062 00:42:20,823 --> 00:42:22,155 we can all finally relax 1063 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,170 and enjoy being med students for real. 1064 00:42:24,374 --> 00:42:25,833 Yeah, sure. Totally. 1065 00:42:25,858 --> 00:42:27,006 Speaking of which, 1066 00:42:27,046 --> 00:42:28,145 I'm pretty positive that Zayday's, 1067 00:42:28,181 --> 00:42:29,547 like, officially missing. 1068 00:42:29,572 --> 00:42:31,015 Her Snapchat feed has gone totally dark, 1069 00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:32,349 and I have zero idea what the gag has been 1070 00:42:32,385 --> 00:42:33,817 - for, like, a week now. - [Sighs] 1071 00:42:33,853 --> 00:42:36,420 Why is this the first I'm hearing of this? 1072 00:42:36,455 --> 00:42:38,222 W-w-we have to go find her immediately. 1073 00:42:38,257 --> 00:42:39,256 Brock: No, no, no, no, no. 1074 00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:40,552 I guess. 1075 00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:42,540 I mean, sure. 1076 00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:44,419 One small thing first, Dean Munsch. 1077 00:42:44,454 --> 00:42:47,222 Arthur says this wasn't the first time that you fainted. 1078 00:42:47,257 --> 00:42:49,090 Yeah. I'm gonna run some more tests on you. 1079 00:42:49,126 --> 00:42:51,526 What I have doesn't show up on tests. 1080 00:42:53,734 --> 00:42:55,609 I have a disease called Kuru. 1081 00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:58,883 It is terminal and incurable. 1082 00:43:02,612 --> 00:43:04,242 I'll be dead in a month. 1083 00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:13,070 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com