1 00:00:02,429 --> 00:00:06,873 From an evolutionary standpoint, homosexuality is a genetic dead end. 2 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,555 I... 3 00:00:09,784 --> 00:00:11,800 Have told Sonja about you. 4 00:00:12,117 --> 00:00:14,506 We've decided to take a break. 5 00:00:14,649 --> 00:00:17,443 There were people, over the years, who have chosen to withstand harassment. 6 00:00:17,467 --> 00:00:19,148 People who have been beaten and killed. 7 00:00:19,173 --> 00:00:22,760 And that's not because they really want to be different. 8 00:00:24,312 --> 00:00:27,455 But because they would rather die, than to pretend to be someone they're not. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,862 (Hi. It was nice seeing you as well. I don't know, but things might have 10 00:00:29,886 --> 00:00:32,332 gone a little too quickly... I know it's my fault, but I need time, sorry.) 11 00:00:32,356 --> 00:00:34,720 You know that thing about me being a little weird lately...? 12 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,173 It's because of a person I like. 13 00:00:38,336 --> 00:00:39,360 It's not a girl. 14 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:40,860 What's his name? 15 00:00:41,026 --> 00:00:42,026 Even. 16 00:00:43,129 --> 00:00:44,970 Like, he's got to break up with his girlfriend. 17 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:49,881 That's Alex. 18 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,341 Wow. He's got a guitar and stuff. 19 00:00:51,366 --> 00:00:53,055 Can you swipe right, don't click on the... 20 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,167 He looks cool, though. 21 00:00:54,192 --> 00:00:56,714 The point is that you can pick for yourself, when you get Tinder 22 00:00:56,739 --> 00:00:57,739 You can log on, uh... 23 00:00:57,778 --> 00:00:58,778 Excuse me...? 24 00:00:58,919 --> 00:01:00,640 Meet a lot of nice people 25 00:01:00,665 --> 00:01:02,030 And do what you want with them. 26 00:01:02,055 --> 00:01:03,680 I'm not getting Tinder. No. 27 00:01:03,736 --> 00:01:04,736 Why not? 28 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:08,387 Why not? Isn't that quite obvious? 29 00:01:08,466 --> 00:01:11,950 When I've kind of got a guy already. 30 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,649 Yeah, but he lives in London, Noora. 31 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,593 Now you're just being mean. 32 00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:16,228 No, I just mean that... 33 00:01:16,253 --> 00:01:19,038 You're the kind of person who always does the right thing... 34 00:01:19,569 --> 00:01:21,212 Who always has to be so good. 35 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,736 Can't you just jump into it? 36 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,252 You know... 37 00:01:26,363 --> 00:01:26,673 No. 38 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:27,990 Do like this, "wuh". 39 00:01:28,934 --> 00:01:30,274 Wuh, yeah. Exactly. 40 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,585 Now I feel like you're on the... 41 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:32,084 Yes, ok... 42 00:01:32,109 --> 00:01:32,617 Noora! 43 00:01:32,642 --> 00:01:34,030 Bye, Eskild! 44 00:01:34,117 --> 00:01:35,331 Love you! 45 00:01:36,979 --> 00:01:38,725 Difficult! Jesus Christ. 46 00:01:38,963 --> 00:01:41,701 Everyone knows that William isn't going to come. 47 00:01:42,931 --> 00:01:44,280 Jesus... 48 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,080 Eskild? 49 00:01:50,192 --> 00:01:51,477 Can I ask you a question? 50 00:01:52,287 --> 00:01:54,374 Isak, seriously! Now... 51 00:01:56,414 --> 00:01:58,104 Yes, I accept your apology. 52 00:01:58,129 --> 00:01:59,680 It's okay. I mean... 53 00:02:00,222 --> 00:02:02,238 For the last time, I'm not mad at you. 54 00:02:02,627 --> 00:02:03,896 Okay? I... 55 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:07,228 I understand why you said what you said, and now 56 00:02:07,284 --> 00:02:08,307 I'm done with it. 57 00:02:08,339 --> 00:02:09,807 So now you don't have to 58 00:02:11,419 --> 00:02:12,972 Walk around here like a... 59 00:02:12,997 --> 00:02:13,998 You're driving me crazy! 60 00:02:14,023 --> 00:02:15,751 That's not it. I seriously need an advice... 61 00:02:22,322 --> 00:02:23,338 From me? 62 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:28,894 Okay, you want an advice from 'moi'? 63 00:02:29,536 --> 00:02:30,036 Yes. 64 00:02:30,061 --> 00:02:30,703 You want that? 65 00:02:31,022 --> 00:02:32,133 Because... 66 00:02:33,006 --> 00:02:34,006 You trust me? 67 00:02:34,466 --> 00:02:35,895 And look up to me? 68 00:02:37,387 --> 00:02:38,387 Yes. 69 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:41,733 Because I'm your guru? 70 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:43,883 Sure. 71 00:02:45,042 --> 00:02:46,621 Say it. Say that 'Eskild is my guru.' 72 00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:49,439 Fuck this. 73 00:02:49,464 --> 00:02:50,228 Say it! 'Eskild...' 74 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,546 No. No, just forget about it. 75 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,141 Fine, fine, fine. Fine, Isak. Okay. 76 00:02:54,546 --> 00:02:55,546 What... 77 00:02:55,768 --> 00:02:56,894 What is it you're wondering? 78 00:03:03,782 --> 00:03:04,806 You... 79 00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:06,743 You know that guy, Even? 80 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,354 Yup. What about him? 81 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:13,874 Nah, we had a thing, you know... 82 00:03:16,073 --> 00:03:18,358 And he said that he would break up with his girlfriend. 83 00:03:21,403 --> 00:03:22,434 And then suddenly 84 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:25,180 He says that things happened too fast 85 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:25,855 And... 86 00:03:26,196 --> 00:03:27,918 Then he's back together with his girlfriend. 87 00:03:28,522 --> 00:03:29,601 And then... 88 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,725 And then a while after that he gives me this drawing. 89 00:03:35,129 --> 00:03:36,989 And I'm thinking, "Okay, cool," and I send 90 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:38,915 him a message thanking him for the drawing. 91 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,828 But then he doesn't answer... 92 00:03:45,786 --> 00:03:47,270 But he has a girlfriend? 93 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,040 Yeah. 94 00:03:54,377 --> 00:03:56,099 Okay. For how long have they been together? 95 00:03:57,901 --> 00:03:59,671 For about four years. 96 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,060 Okay? 97 00:04:05,209 --> 00:04:06,455 That's not good, or? 98 00:04:08,654 --> 00:04:11,082 I mean, yeah. Or, I don't know, how... 99 00:04:11,646 --> 00:04:13,320 How honest would you like me to be? 100 00:04:15,815 --> 00:04:17,395 Not too honest, maybe. 101 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,768 No, you know what, fuck it. Just say it like it is. 102 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:22,720 Yeah, I mean. I... 103 00:04:25,179 --> 00:04:26,703 I mean, I know a lot of... 104 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,346 Guys in heterosexual relationships 105 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:29,989 Who sleep with guys. 106 00:04:30,014 --> 00:04:32,013 That's pretty normal, but... 107 00:04:34,371 --> 00:04:37,847 Not a lot of guys leave their girlfriends to be together... 108 00:04:45,637 --> 00:04:47,479 I think... Or, I mean... 109 00:04:47,677 --> 00:04:48,677 It's... 110 00:04:51,344 --> 00:04:54,804 Or they might, I mean it's just my advice. That's just my opinion. 111 00:04:54,974 --> 00:04:57,911 My... My guru-advising. 112 00:04:58,157 --> 00:04:59,657 Kinda. And I'm not Buddha. 113 00:05:00,371 --> 00:05:01,371 Or... 114 00:05:02,014 --> 00:05:05,220 I'm not God. Kinda, or... 115 00:05:06,093 --> 00:05:07,379 So... 116 00:05:09,649 --> 00:05:10,649 Was that helpful? 117 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,106 Okay, Sana. 118 00:05:18,216 --> 00:05:21,209 What is excretion? Task fifteen. 119 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,593 A, excretion of nitrogenous waste. 120 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,665 B, excretion of carbon dioxide. 121 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,831 C, excretion of excess matters in the body, or... 122 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:34,196 D, excretion of wastes. Yes, it's that one! 123 00:05:35,038 --> 00:05:36,347 I read it last week. 124 00:05:36,372 --> 00:05:37,538 What, D? 125 00:05:37,855 --> 00:05:39,030 No, no, no. It's A. 126 00:05:41,552 --> 00:05:42,552 A? 127 00:05:43,179 --> 00:05:44,179 No! 128 00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:45,251 It's A? 129 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:46,394 Where did you get D from? 130 00:05:46,419 --> 00:05:48,606 Nitrogenous waste? We haven't read about that. 131 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:49,433 Nitrogenous waste... 132 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:53,085 Well, we definitely haven't read about excretion of waste from their organs. 133 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:54,276 That doesn't even make sense. 134 00:05:54,339 --> 00:05:57,387 What do you mean, it doesn't make sense? This is what we've covered in class. 135 00:05:57,412 --> 00:06:00,180 Organs don't excrete waste? 136 00:06:01,751 --> 00:06:02,505 Why not? 137 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,228 Anyway, it's not A. That has nothing to do with anything. 138 00:06:05,253 --> 00:06:05,918 Nitrogen? 139 00:06:05,943 --> 00:06:07,664 Don't joke around with me right now. It's A. 140 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,561 Jesus Christ. Why are we having this discussion? 141 00:06:12,315 --> 00:06:15,530 Just... Just trust me, Sana. 142 00:06:15,887 --> 00:06:18,149 I trust myself, and it's A. 143 00:06:18,522 --> 00:06:20,855 Like, this is my subject. I know what I'm doing. 144 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:21,934 It's my subject as well. 145 00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:23,665 Can you just circle A? It is A! 146 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:27,838 Let's just Google it. 147 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,116 I'm not being bothered by your stubbornness. 148 00:06:31,441 --> 00:06:33,965 If you're so insecure that you have to Google it, go ahead. 149 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:36,187 But I know that I'm right, and I know that it's A. 150 00:06:36,538 --> 00:06:38,577 I'm not insecure, I know that I'm right as well. 151 00:06:39,323 --> 00:06:41,133 But I'm not going to answer A on it. 152 00:06:41,712 --> 00:06:43,958 So... Yeah. What are we going to do? 153 00:06:44,823 --> 00:06:45,823 Hello? 154 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:47,550 Excuse me? 155 00:06:47,836 --> 00:06:48,526 Yes, Sana? 156 00:06:48,621 --> 00:06:50,566 What do we do if we can't agree on an answer? 157 00:06:50,629 --> 00:06:52,748 Then you'll circle both alternatives. 158 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:56,026 And then write your names next to the one you think is the correct one. 159 00:06:56,744 --> 00:06:57,871 Easy. 160 00:06:58,712 --> 00:07:00,736 D, Isak. 161 00:07:04,069 --> 00:07:05,919 A, what's your name again? 162 00:07:13,304 --> 00:07:15,129 What's the next question? 163 00:07:15,844 --> 00:07:16,844 How does... 164 00:07:17,566 --> 00:07:19,955 The transportation take place in animals... 165 00:07:20,823 --> 00:07:22,506 Without a circulatory system? 166 00:07:24,617 --> 00:07:28,339 Can all duos please write their names at the top of their paper? 167 00:07:28,466 --> 00:07:29,561 I'll do it. 168 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:44,629 (I hope you don't find this question to be rude, but is it true that you're gay?) 169 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:47,839 (Where did you hear that?) 170 00:07:55,480 --> 00:08:00,886 (It was just somebody saying that you and that Even guy from third year had a thing?) 171 00:08:01,076 --> 00:08:03,513 (Who said it?) 172 00:08:06,979 --> 00:08:12,193 (Someone in first year who'd heard it from Emma who knows his girlfriend.) 173 00:08:17,157 --> 00:08:20,093 (Sorry if it's not true.) 174 00:08:20,196 --> 00:08:22,903 (But it's really cool if you are.) 175 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:25,331 (I love gays!) 176 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:31,505 Where IKEA get all of the names for their furniture from. 177 00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:35,354 If they, like, just go to a Swedish name registry and take some from there? 178 00:08:35,379 --> 00:08:36,379 Hi, Isak. 179 00:08:37,465 --> 00:08:38,465 Who is she? 180 00:08:39,461 --> 00:08:40,461 I don't know. 181 00:08:46,128 --> 00:08:47,866 Hey, what's up? 182 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:51,180 'Sup? 183 00:08:52,046 --> 00:08:53,046 What's this? 184 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:57,149 I think that guy's found his song. 185 00:08:57,174 --> 00:08:58,927 I have. Fuck, it's so nice. 186 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:04,471 Ey, what's up? 187 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,828 Nah, not much. 188 00:09:06,106 --> 00:09:08,661 Isak said he'll be hosting a pre-drink on Friday. 189 00:09:10,085 --> 00:09:12,419 I am with you, man. I'm in! 190 00:09:12,609 --> 00:09:13,609 You'll join, right? 191 00:09:13,665 --> 00:09:14,910 Yeah. Yeah, of course we're in. 192 00:09:15,593 --> 00:09:18,268 I'm not going to get violent again. 193 00:09:18,347 --> 00:09:19,601 Okay, that's chill. 194 00:09:19,807 --> 00:09:23,871 Oh! Did you hear the rumor that you guys fought at Emma's party because Isak is gay? 195 00:09:24,014 --> 00:09:24,815 What? No? 196 00:09:25,014 --> 00:09:27,125 Yup. It's hilarious! Haven't you heard? 197 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,013 What did you say we fought about? 198 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,068 That he's gay. 199 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:32,822 Yeah, why would we fight about that? 200 00:09:33,163 --> 00:09:34,814 You were a Muslim. I don't fucking know. 201 00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:36,719 I'm not even a Muslim? 202 00:09:37,148 --> 00:09:39,362 I know, it's fucking hilarious! 203 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:44,561 Is it hilarious that the entire school thinks I'm a homophobe? 204 00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:46,831 Homophobe? (Magnus making fun of Mahdi's pronunciation.) 205 00:09:46,856 --> 00:09:47,752 Homophobe. 206 00:09:47,777 --> 00:09:48,641 Yeah, but... 207 00:09:48,666 --> 00:09:51,029 Yeah, okay. But that's not hilarious... Like, is that funny? 208 00:09:51,054 --> 00:09:54,133 No... But it's hilarious that people think that Isak is gay! 209 00:09:54,235 --> 00:09:56,084 You did tell them that it's bullshit? 210 00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:59,220 I said they should watch out, 'cause you would 'jihad' the entire school, bro. 211 00:10:02,637 --> 00:10:06,598 Just kidding. I told them Isak was going to a family dinner. 212 00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:08,359 That you fought because... 213 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:09,836 We didn't even fight?! 214 00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:11,915 Relax, man. It's okay. It's only a rumor, okay? 215 00:10:12,169 --> 00:10:13,169 Chill. 216 00:10:25,314 --> 00:10:26,639 Uh, guys... 217 00:10:28,068 --> 00:10:29,600 Do you remember... 218 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,869 Do you remember when we were watching those girls dance? 219 00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:35,671 Bro, every time I close my eyes the only thing I see are those girls. 220 00:10:35,784 --> 00:10:37,077 Fuck, they were hot. 221 00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:40,022 Yeah, but do you remember... 222 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,506 That a guy came up to us? 223 00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:46,387 That gay guy? 224 00:10:47,419 --> 00:10:48,649 Why do you think he's gay? 225 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,204 You're the one who said he was gay? 226 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:56,530 No, no! Not him, not him. I'm talking about the other guy who came over. 227 00:10:58,165 --> 00:10:59,165 Yeah, maybe...? 228 00:11:00,624 --> 00:11:02,163 The guy who... 229 00:11:03,243 --> 00:11:06,830 The guy who said I'd forgotten my hat in the cafeteria. 230 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,362 Yeah, I think I remember him. 231 00:11:10,815 --> 00:11:11,815 Yeah. 232 00:11:12,315 --> 00:11:13,315 What about him? 233 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:20,411 We've had a thing. 234 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:26,066 A thing? 235 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,312 A thing. 236 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:31,581 The fuck, are you gay? 237 00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:33,188 I'm not gay. 238 00:11:33,879 --> 00:11:35,553 Well, maybe I'm a little gay, but 239 00:11:36,022 --> 00:11:38,498 It's not as though... Yeah. 240 00:11:38,887 --> 00:11:40,744 I'm not keen on you guys, for example. 241 00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:43,339 It's not as though I'm keen on all guys all the time. 242 00:11:45,431 --> 00:11:47,288 But... You hook up with chicks every weekend? 243 00:11:48,637 --> 00:11:51,209 Yeah, but maybe he's pansexual. 244 00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:52,177 What's pansexual? 245 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,637 It's when you like both. 246 00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:55,193 That's bisexual? 247 00:11:55,641 --> 00:11:56,847 Yeah. I think that's bisexual. 248 00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,482 Yeah, but like, pansexual is also that you like both. 249 00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:02,847 What the fuck is the difference between pansexual and bisexual? 250 00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:03,895 There's no difference. 251 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:07,300 Well, anyway... Pansexual, bisexual, gay or not. 252 00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:09,038 He's said he'll host on Friday. 253 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,863 Sweet. 254 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:13,958 Maybe we'll get some chicks for once, seeing as you suddenly became a fag. 255 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,442 Doesn't mean you've got any more game, though. 256 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:18,871 Huh? 257 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,289 (1: Hi Even. Thanks for the drawing. It was nice. 258 00:12:47,314 --> 00:12:49,430 When did you actually manage to put it in my jacket?) 259 00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:51,476 (2: Meanwhile, in another universe: Glad you liked 260 00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:53,323 it. Put it there when you had P.E. Miss you.) 261 00:13:21,244 --> 00:13:22,394 You don't get in the mood. 262 00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:25,648 No, you don't... Because, like, there are ten people in a huge apartment 263 00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:27,823 And then they play 'Russ' music to get the mood going. 264 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,093 'Russ' music is fucking pumped! 265 00:13:29,118 --> 00:13:30,640 When you don't get in the mood and so 266 00:13:30,665 --> 00:13:32,466 you're like, "Let's put on some 'Russ' music." 267 00:13:32,491 --> 00:13:33,934 They do that at the parties I go to. 268 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,196 The girls go crazy! 269 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:37,997 But it's so often that it doesn't fit to play 'Russ' 270 00:13:38,022 --> 00:13:40,251 music where they play 'Russ' music, all the time. 271 00:13:40,276 --> 00:13:40,911 You get that, right? 272 00:13:40,936 --> 00:13:43,419 Yeah, okay. Fine. So what do you wanna listen to then? 273 00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:45,973 I don't know, but if I go to parties I'm keen on 274 00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:48,562 listening to some old-school hip hop, some 90's shit. 275 00:13:48,587 --> 00:13:49,141 Nate Dogg. 276 00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:50,887 Yeah, Nate Dogg! 277 00:13:51,132 --> 00:13:52,393 He's sick. 278 00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:53,418 Who's Nate Dogg? 279 00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:54,426 Who's Nate Dogg? 280 00:13:54,451 --> 00:13:55,641 Man, are you serious? 281 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:56,871 I haven't heard of Nate Dogg. 282 00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:58,379 Uh, do you know who Snoop Dogg is? 283 00:13:58,759 --> 00:13:59,815 I know who Snoop Dogg is! 284 00:13:59,848 --> 00:14:00,848 What's up, man? 285 00:14:01,871 --> 00:14:03,490 Nothing, I guess. 286 00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:06,647 Nothing? 287 00:14:08,092 --> 00:14:10,425 Anything new with that guy Even, or what? 288 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,330 No. 289 00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:14,528 Well, I got a new drawing. 290 00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:17,942 A new draw... 291 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,998 What's his deal? 292 00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:22,196 I don't know. He's... 293 00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,498 Yeah, all over the place. 294 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:25,783 What are you talking about? 295 00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:29,736 Are you talking about Even? 296 00:14:32,028 --> 00:14:34,004 What's going on between the two of you, really? 297 00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:35,782 There's nothing going on... 298 00:14:36,552 --> 00:14:37,552 He's got a girlfriend. 299 00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:40,640 Oh, he's pansexual as well? 300 00:14:42,093 --> 00:14:43,093 I don't know. 301 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,522 Just one thing... 302 00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:49,212 I've been thinking about something, sorry if it's rude, but... 303 00:14:49,728 --> 00:14:50,950 Gays, when they have sex... 304 00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,903 Who's the man and who's the woman? 305 00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:55,958 - Dude... - What?! 306 00:14:56,085 --> 00:14:56,728 What? 307 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,573 Funny you should ask, because I was going to 308 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,403 ask you the same thing for when you have sex. 309 00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:01,822 Who's the man and who's the woman? 310 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,568 But then I remembered that you don't have sex! 311 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,020 Holy fuck. 312 00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:09,314 Wow. Where did that come from? 313 00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:10,806 That's a stab in the heart. 314 00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,472 It wasn't that bad of a question, was it? 315 00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,791 I was just seriously wondering, but okay... 316 00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:19,038 Okay, okay. But honestly... 317 00:15:19,323 --> 00:15:22,609 I feel like you're letting him play you, kinda. 318 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:24,577 Play me? 319 00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:27,172 That like, he keeps you going. 320 00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:28,379 And then nothing happens. 321 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,291 And he's still together with that chick. 322 00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:33,522 Yeah. 323 00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,322 But I can't control what he does. 324 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,220 Yes, you can! If you're like... 325 00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:40,927 Completely straight-up, send him a text and 326 00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:42,553 say, "Hey dude, stop what you're doing!" 327 00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:45,871 "Yo dude, stop what you're doing!"? 328 00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:48,402 - Yeah. Or, maybe not that, but... - Nah, that's not like me. 329 00:15:48,784 --> 00:15:50,228 No, but like... 330 00:15:50,974 --> 00:15:52,673 Okay, "Text me..." 331 00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:56,022 "Stop texting me. Call me when you've broken up with your girlfriend." 332 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,657 Straight-up. 333 00:15:59,038 --> 00:15:59,967 That's what works. 334 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:03,347 And if he's interested, he's gonna get stressed out. We've all been there. 335 00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:04,514 Yeah, exactly! 336 00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:09,665 Like, if you're fooling around with a girl, or you're just keen on hooking up with her 337 00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:12,887 But you're not keen on being in a relationship with her 338 00:16:12,912 --> 00:16:14,712 But like, she texts you, 339 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:19,752 "What's up? Let's meet, I'm tired of you not taking this seriously." 340 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,363 Then you become serious right away. 341 00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,657 Yeah! And you get really shocked. 342 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:27,244 Yeah, you get shocked. And you don't fuck with her after that. 343 00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:29,513 It's worse when she doesn't answer you when you text her. 344 00:16:29,538 --> 00:16:30,895 When it says like, (Hi, thanks for the drawing, but if...) 345 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:32,864 That they've seen your text like, an hour ago. (you're not interested in something...) 346 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:37,420 Yeah, but only sneaky people do that. (more, you can just let it be. Call me when you've broken up with your girlfriend.) 347 00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,133 Girls do it all the time with me. 348 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:40,530 Like, girls? 349 00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:45,593 Maybe you should start hitting on a different kind of girl. 350 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,998 I'm hitting on the best there is, though. 351 00:16:48,165 --> 00:16:49,165 I did it. 352 00:16:49,696 --> 00:16:50,696 I sent the text. 353 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:51,879 No way?! 354 00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:53,903 That's not too bad. 355 00:16:55,387 --> 00:16:56,776 Cheers! 356 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:58,751 Brothers. 357 00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,188 That really surprised me. 358 00:17:05,006 --> 00:17:05,553 Is it him? 359 00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:06,672 (What are you doing now?) 360 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:07,743 He answered. (Can we talk?) 361 00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,331 "What are you doing now? Can we talk?" 362 00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:11,776 Seriously? 363 00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:13,903 What should I reply? 364 00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:14,609 Call him. 365 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,514 No, don't call him. 366 00:17:16,815 --> 00:17:18,871 Write, uh... "Chilling at home." 367 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,069 "Chilling at home"? 368 00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:21,442 Yeah, that's good. That's good. 369 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,248 "Chilling at home." 370 00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:30,637 "Just call." 371 00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:34,696 No! You want him to call, but like... 372 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:39,974 You have to write it as though you... don't want that? You get me? 373 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,323 So just write "chilling at home", and done. 374 00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:43,267 "Chilling at home." 375 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:44,307 "Chilling at home", okay. 376 00:17:45,276 --> 00:17:47,665 "Chilling at home", smiley? 377 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,736 No! 378 00:17:48,863 --> 00:17:50,180 "Chilling at home", done. 379 00:17:50,474 --> 00:17:51,474 No feelings. 380 00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:52,077 Okay. 381 00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,180 Completely... straight-up. 382 00:17:53,315 --> 00:17:54,038 Chilling at home. 383 00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:55,077 Yeah. 384 00:17:56,704 --> 00:17:57,188 Sent. 385 00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:58,379 He's going to call. 386 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,958 Check if there's a... 387 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,053 Bubble. If he's writing something. 388 00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:38,615 No bubble. 389 00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:41,655 He's not going to answer. That's just the way he is. 390 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,252 Maybe he's at a place where he's, like, unable to talk right now. 391 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:50,990 Maybe... 392 00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,557 The beer didn't taste good today. 393 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:04,815 What are you drinking? 394 00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:06,418 Tuborg. In a bottle. 395 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,458 It tasted like plastic, or something. 396 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:13,061 Is it... Has there been too much yeast, or what? 397 00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:14,053 Probably... 398 00:19:14,315 --> 00:19:15,315 Oh, fuck! 399 00:19:15,617 --> 00:19:17,411 Yeah. Yo, yeast...! 400 00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:20,632 This person I know, knows someone... 401 00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:29,077 And he told me that someone had put yeast inside a carton of apple juice 402 00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:31,625 and put it in his locker at school, to make beer...? 403 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:32,212 At school? 404 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,220 Yeah?! Isn't that weird. 405 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:33,632 Huh? 406 00:19:33,736 --> 00:19:35,497 It must have stunk like shit in that school. 407 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,807 That's what they said. It smelled like shit! 408 00:19:37,832 --> 00:19:39,355 He probably wanted to party at school. 409 00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:45,077 What the fuck, it must be completely... Do you know him? 410 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:45,879 No. 411 00:19:45,903 --> 00:19:47,869 - It's a friend of a friend, like he said. - Yeah. 412 00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,188 But... But, uh... 413 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,212 What's up? Did you invite someone? 414 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,339 No. You're the only friends I've got. 415 00:19:56,712 --> 00:20:00,807 It's probably Eskild. He forgets his keys every fucking day. 416 00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:04,212 It's Even. 417 00:20:04,657 --> 00:20:06,109 - Huh? - It's Even? 418 00:20:06,157 --> 00:20:07,300 Seriously? He's here? 419 00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:08,918 I'm not fucking around, it's Even. 420 00:20:09,013 --> 00:20:10,546 Is it Even? Let's meet Even, you guys! 421 00:20:10,571 --> 00:20:12,093 - Yeah. Yeah, we gotta do that. - Yeah. 422 00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:12,680 No! 423 00:20:13,101 --> 00:20:14,022 Why can't we meet Even? 424 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,887 Seriously, I'm not fucking around. Out, out, out, out, out, out! 425 00:20:15,911 --> 00:20:16,831 Why can't we meet Even? 426 00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:17,728 Where are we supposed to go? 427 00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:19,436 You can't meet Even, what are you talking about? 428 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,806 Do you have my phone?! I can't find it! 429 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,411 Your phone?! Why would I have your phone?! 430 00:20:22,435 --> 00:20:23,887 Yeah, but where are we supposed to go? 431 00:20:23,911 --> 00:20:26,394 Have the pre-drinks outside then, you do have a party to go to! 432 00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:27,776 It's fucking freezing! 433 00:20:28,236 --> 00:20:29,474 Remember the alcohol! 434 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:32,673 No, you're going to bump into him. You'll go out the back door! 435 00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:35,680 The shoes are on the other... I'll get your shoes, fine! 436 00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,077 Shoes? 437 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:40,964 Shoes? 438 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,663 Isak, I need the shoes now, buddy! 439 00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:44,478 Get them, for fucks sake! 440 00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:48,930 Yeah, yeah. That's fine. 441 00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:50,414 They're not even my shoes! 442 00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:53,380 You... You put on my shoe! 443 00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:56,117 Come on, guys! The most important thing is that we're leaving! 444 00:21:13,744 --> 00:21:14,744 Hey. 445 00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:16,450 Hey.