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Where is it?
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Where is it? Eye of Ra.
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Ra.
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Eye of Newt, Eye of Wotan,
"Eye of the Tiger,"
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Come on, Flynn. Think,
think, think, think, think.
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Where is it? Where is it? Where?
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(grunting)
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(theme music playing)
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- Eve?
- Flynn.
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What is this?
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This is an intervention.
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What does that even mean?
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Cassandra: It means that
we think you're in crisis
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and that you need immediate care
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to restore equilibrium to the
biopsychosocial functioning.
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It means you've been a winging sook.
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And it's startin' to piss us off.
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Actually, no,
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it means we care about
you and we're concerned.
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Well, I appreciate
your concern for me, but...
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We're concerned for the team,
Flynn, for the Library,
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which is greater than just you.
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Since Charlene's disappearance,
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you've changed. You've been...
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- Bloody bonkers.
- A little moody.
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I was gonna say "reckless."
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Reckless.
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We never know where
you are half the time,
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you blow back in here, you bark orders,
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you leave without saying a word.
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It looks like you
haven't slept in weeks.
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As Guardian, I can't allow
an asset to become a liability.
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That's rich. How exactly
have I become a liability?
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Glad you asked.
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We've compiled what's
called a List of Hurts.
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- Who'd like to go first?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Hello, my name is Ezekiel.
- All: Hello, Ezekiel.
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Oh, my God.
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Flynn, you're always like,
"Ezekiel, do it like this,"
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or, "Ezekiel, don't do it like that,"
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but what I think you mean is,
"Ezekiel, do it like me."
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Yet, ever since I've got here,
things have gone from bad to worse.
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What's your point, that you're bad luck?
I would agree with that.
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Flynn. It's okay, Ezekiel.
You're doing great.
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Ahem, the Library invited
Ezekiel Jones to the Library
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because the Library
needed Ezekiel Jones.
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I've got my own style. I mean, you
call it juvenile, I call it original.
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You say my ideas are half-baked.
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I say they're fully baked,
frosted, and ready to serve.
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- You say...
- Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto.
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Got it. You want to be you?
Let your freak flag fly.
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I will not stop you. Next!
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I want to start out by saying that I
have a tremendous deal of respect
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for you and everything
that you've accomplished
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- as a librarian all these years.
- Thank you.
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I also think that maybe
you've been so good for so long
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that you haven't really noticed that
we're actually pretty good at it, too.
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I think that is true, thank you.
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- Next.
- Nope.
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It's just important to you to be
right and first all of the time
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and that makes you
competitive and intimidating,
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and sometimes when I have a
solution, I'm afraid to speak up
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because you can be dismissive,
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and then we all have
to sit around and wait
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for you to come up with an idea,
and that can be... awkward.
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So I'm an insensitive bully
who's slowing you down.
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No, you are a gifted leader, Flynn, but
you're not the only one with a gift.
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We're not the enemy.
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We're teammates.
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Okay, that's all I wanted to say.
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I feel a little silly doing this.
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Good. You should.
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You know what? I thought I was
tough to get to know, okay?
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My walls up, always on my guard.
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But, man, you're like
Fort Knox compared to me.
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Well, Fort Knocks isn't
all that impenetrable.
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I mean, twice, I...
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right, sorry. Carry on.
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I never know where I stand with you.
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I mean, one day,
we got a lot in common,
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the next day, it's like
we gotta start over.
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I like you as a person.
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I think you're a hell of a Librarian.
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You don't know much about friendship.
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C.S. Lewis said,
"Friendship is unnecessary,
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like philosophy, like art.
It has no survival value.
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Rather, it is one of the things
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which give value to survival."
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What we're facing, man,
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it's like friendship may be
our only shot at survival.
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Ahem.
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I think what hurts most
is knowing what a wonderful
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leader, teacher, friend,
and partner you can be,
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but also knowing how insanely
self-destructive you are.
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Your moods, your impulsiveness,
your secrecy, your pride
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may have served you in the past,
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but now they're only impeding
your progress as a Librarian,
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as a partner, as a friend,
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as a man.
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Wow.
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What a bunch of crap.
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You've all obviously forgotten
two significant things.
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One... no handcuffs can hold me.
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Number two... whoa!
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Yeah, we didn't forget.
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And, two, nothing is more important
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than the containment of pure evil
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and the preservation of this Library.
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Not family, not friends,
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and certainly not feelings.
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We are at war, people,
the proverbial end of days,
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and if I hadn't made that clear to you,
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it's because I thought
we had more time.
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But with Apep on the loose,
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what should be taking
centuries is taking weeks.
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The world is literally leaking evil
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like water through a sieve.
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And in my search for Charlene,
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I may have identified the one artifact
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which may stem the tide.
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And while you've all
been tucked away here
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fist bumping each other,
inventorying your hurts.
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I've actually been
out there looking for it!
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Well, if you'd told us
that's what you were doing
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- or what you were looking for...
- The Eye of Ra!
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- The Eye of Ra?
- Where was it last seen?
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- What does it look like?
- Do you have any clues?
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It was last seen in the
library of Alexandria.
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It looks like a piece
of 1970s disco bling
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and at the moment, I haven't a clue.
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All right, well, most of the
excavations done in Alexandria
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were done by a Sir Flinders
Petrie, 19th Century.
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Maybe we should check the British
Museum of Natural History.
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I tried it. Most of the Petrie
collection disappeared in March of 1886.
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- Cassandra: How?
- Stolen.
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Besides a Librarian,
who'd want a bunch of...
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Hey, who was the Librarian in 1886?
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Teddy Chislington,
one of my heroes, actually.
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Mathematician, scholar,
poet, adventurer, bon vivant.
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From Louis Pasteur to Lewis Carroll,
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from Dickens to Darwin,
he knew them all.
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Now, he was a Librarian. Jenkins,
missed you at the intervention.
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Yes, wow, did I just hear you
guys mention Teddy Chislington?
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- Yeah, did you know him?
- Oh, yes, yes, just a brilliant chap.
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Devoted to the Library.
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Lived a little high, burning his
candle at both ends, as it were.
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- But what a lovely light.
- What happened to him?
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Well, he along with 88 other poor souls
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went down aboard
the doomed ship Tibbar,
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bound for New York, lost off the
Atlantic Coast June 4th, 1886.
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All: 1886?
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That's when the Petrie
collection disappeared.
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June 4th, 1886.
Why do I know that date?
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Ooh, it was the perfect storm, a
combination of three major hurricanes,
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one of the worst storms ever recorded.
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Wind speeds of up to 155 miles an hour.
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Here it is. The Tibbar, last set
sail from Southampton, England,
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bound for New York on May 20th, 1886.
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Fate: Unknown.
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Sounds like Teddy Chislington
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was bringing the Petrie collection
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and the Eye of Ra home to the Library.
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Well, it takes 15 days to make
the western voyage under mast.
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You said they left the 20th of May,
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you said they disappeared
the 4th of June.
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That's 15 days. They almost made it.
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Yes, indeed, but certainly the storm
would've blown them far south of New York.
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Right, so we take the tonnage
of the ship, its average speed
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under normal conditions,
and then we factor in
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currents and wind speeds
of the three converging storms.
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Coordinates would've been
dramatically different.
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It looks like it would've gone down
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at a latitude of 26.38 north
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and a longitude of 69.395 west.
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Where is that?
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The exact center
of the Bermuda Triangle.
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Just as I almost suspected.
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The Bermuda Triangle?
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Like, the Bermuda Triangle?
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- That's real?
- 'Course it is.
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- Electric fog? The Hutchinson Effect.
- No, it's sea serpents.
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Guys, it's actually underwater
methane gas explosions.
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- Researchers recently discovered...
- Don't be stupid.
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It's none of those things.
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Remember when I said
that you were dismissive?
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The Bermuda Triangle, for all of
your information, is a worm hole
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with two significant major differences:
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number one... things go in
but they don't come out,
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and number two...
it is totally unpredictable.
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You never know
when it is going to open.
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(pages flutter)
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"Bermuda Triangle claims
Venezuelan Airliner."
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- This is dated tomorrow.
- Make that one major difference.
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We need to be on that plane.
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Five beautifully forged
identities coming right up.
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I will find a way to ride a
crashing airliner into a worm hole.
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I'll turn my attention on
finding you a way back, sir.
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I'm gonna check the
archive on the triangle,
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see if I can find
any patterns or clues.
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Anything on the Eye of Ra.
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That's what teamwork looks like, Flynn.
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In case you've forgotten.
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Traversing a non-traversable worm hole
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is physically impossible, Eve.
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And even if it weren't impossible,
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there's a good reason why,
for centuries,
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it's been called the Devil's Triangle!
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Status report?
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Ah, uh, nearly finished.
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Miniature version of the apparatus
that powers our back door.
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Light enough to travel, unfortunately
storage capacity is very limited.
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- Meaning?
- It will only work once.
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So, please use extreme caution.
You won't get a second chance.
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Noted. Cassandra, what you got?
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I got an idea,
but you're gonna hate it.
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Here you go, Colonel. Cassandra.
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Who's Olga Medvidev?
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You are. I've given us all aliases
to keep DOSA off our tales.
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Good job, Jones. Give Jenkins a hand.
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Go on.
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So, worm holes, by design,
are structurally unstable.
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To travel in both directions,
creating a transversable worm hole,
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we need stabilization from exotic
matter with a negative density.
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Now, theoretical physics offers
up exotic baryons, quark-gluon,
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even dark matter as a
possible solution,
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but, like I said, those are
all still theoretical.
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So...
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So thanks to Jenkins,
we can get out alive,
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but thanks to physics,
we can't get in alive.
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Exactly.
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Why don't we just make
ourselves the exotic matter?
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Well, you know, sprinkle a
little pixie dust on a Tic Tac,
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pop it down the gullet, and voila.
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Magic. We use bloody magic
to make ourselves transversable.
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No, absolutely not. No magic Tic Tacs.
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We have other options. What was
the idea you said I'd hate?
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Magic Tic Tacs.
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Oh, come on, guys.
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I have to agree with the colonel.
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And what powers this, Jenkins?
Baking soda and dreams?
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- It's different.
- How?
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00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:30,278
Known quantities, known
formulas, known outcome.
244
00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:32,513
You're suggesting something
unproven and untried.
245
00:11:32,514 --> 00:11:34,849
Well, so has anyone
who has tried anything new
246
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,484
in the history of doing things.
247
00:11:36,485 --> 00:11:38,886
Eve, the limitations of known science
248
00:11:38,887 --> 00:11:40,721
do put us at a disadvantage.
249
00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:42,690
I mean, if this really
is the end of days,
250
00:11:42,691 --> 00:11:45,193
then we need every option on the table.
251
00:11:45,194 --> 00:11:49,397
Every arrow in our quiver, every tool
in our chest, every ace up our...
252
00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,332
Okay, we get the point.
253
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,000
Magic Tic Tacs it is.
254
00:11:53,001 --> 00:11:55,670
There you are, guys. Stop what
you're doing and come with me.
255
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,138
I gotta show you
something really weird.
256
00:12:00,641 --> 00:12:04,512
Once I was able to weed out all the crank
cases and debunk a few of the myths,
257
00:12:04,513 --> 00:12:06,414
I was able to tabulate a list
258
00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:08,816
of all the known disappearing ships
259
00:12:08,817 --> 00:12:11,052
within the borders of the triangle.
260
00:12:11,053 --> 00:12:12,386
How many?
261
00:12:12,387 --> 00:12:16,891
With Venezuelan Airline, it's 108.
262
00:12:16,892 --> 00:12:18,960
What's so weird about that?
263
00:12:18,961 --> 00:12:21,062
This.
264
00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:23,865
When you write down all of the
names of the missing ships
265
00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:26,400
and the dates when they
disappeared in chronological order
266
00:12:26,401 --> 00:12:29,604
starting with Teddy
Chislington's ship, the Tibbar,
267
00:12:29,605 --> 00:12:33,508
listen. Listen to this.
268
00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:37,745
1886, the Tibbar. 1894, the Loon,
269
00:12:37,746 --> 00:12:42,416
1899, The Black Rose,
1910, The Queen's Moon,
270
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:46,988
1918, Cyclops, 1920, Monsoon.
271
00:12:46,989 --> 00:12:48,422
So, they rhyme.
272
00:12:48,423 --> 00:12:49,724
But that's not all, all right?
273
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:53,461
The rhyme scheme of A-B-C-B-D-B
274
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:56,497
and the syllable structure of 8-6-8-6
275
00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:58,499
stays constant throughout.
276
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,701
So you're saying it's not random.
277
00:13:00,702 --> 00:13:03,604
The Bermuda Triangle
chooses specific ships
278
00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:07,074
with dates that fit
the pattern of a poem?
279
00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:09,610
- Exactly.
- A poem?
280
00:13:09,611 --> 00:13:12,513
About what, a bunch of
innocent people lost at sea?
281
00:13:12,514 --> 00:13:14,348
Loss of innocence.
282
00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:16,350
Hold that thought.
283
00:13:16,351 --> 00:13:20,521
108 lines. One for every ship.
284
00:13:20,522 --> 00:13:24,892
18 stanzas, one for every
decade a ship went missing.
285
00:13:24,893 --> 00:13:26,928
There is only one poem
in the English language
286
00:13:26,929 --> 00:13:29,564
that fits that exact structure,
287
00:13:29,565 --> 00:13:33,901
and it is unquestionably
about loss of innocence.
288
00:13:33,902 --> 00:13:38,105
"The time has come, the walrus
said, to talk of many things,
289
00:13:38,106 --> 00:13:42,743
of shoes and ships and sealing
wax, of cabbages and kings."
290
00:13:42,744 --> 00:13:45,346
"And why the sea is boiling hot
291
00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:48,015
and whether pigs have wings."
292
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:50,484
Lewis Carroll's
"The Walrus and the Carpenter."
293
00:13:50,485 --> 00:13:56,157
But what does this have to do with
the worm hole hourglass thing?
294
00:13:56,158 --> 00:13:58,392
I do not know.
295
00:13:58,393 --> 00:14:00,861
And isn't that fantastic?
296
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:04,465
It's a riddle.
Let's fire up the back door.
297
00:14:04,466 --> 00:14:06,867
We're late. We're late for
a very important date.
298
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:09,070
In Venezuela.
299
00:14:09,071 --> 00:14:12,672
(music playing)
300
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,415
- Argh. La maldicion!
- What is it?
301
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,250
It means, "Argh! Damn it!" in Spanish.
302
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:24,619
No, I mean, what's the problem?
303
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,120
Well, Jenkins' calibrations were off.
304
00:14:26,121 --> 00:14:27,788
We're on the wrong side of security.
305
00:14:27,789 --> 00:14:29,457
I have a brand-new
nail clipper in my bag
306
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,659
that they are gonna
confiscate for sure.
307
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:34,428
I think we're gonna have a
bigger problem with this.
308
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:36,697
Good point.
309
00:14:36,698 --> 00:14:39,105
Ezekiel, can you jam the
x-ray long enough to
310
00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:41,569
get the duffel through
the conveyer undetected?
311
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:44,372
Does a wombat's grumpy come out cubed?
312
00:14:44,373 --> 00:14:46,340
- I have no idea.
- It does.
313
00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:47,942
Good.
314
00:14:47,943 --> 00:14:50,344
Cassandra, you and Stone take
the duffel and the mission bags
315
00:14:50,345 --> 00:14:52,928
and start passing them through
when Ezekiel gives you the signal.
316
00:14:52,929 --> 00:14:55,182
- What about the guards?
- Distraction. My specialty.
317
00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:58,319
Eve, you're with me. The three of
you hang back until things heat up,
318
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,488
then pass the stuff.
We'll meet at the gate.
319
00:15:00,489 --> 00:15:02,923
Heat... what do you mean by heat up?
320
00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:04,925
I'm not... I don't...
321
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:08,094
- (speaking Spanish)
- (beeping)
322
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:12,867
- Ay.
- (speaks Spanish)
323
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,470
You speaking to me? Afraid I don't
understand. I don't speak Spanish.
324
00:15:16,471 --> 00:15:18,272
Honey, what is he saying?
325
00:15:18,273 --> 00:15:20,241
He wants to know if this is your bag.
326
00:15:20,242 --> 00:15:23,544
Ah, yes. Is there a problem?
327
00:15:23,545 --> 00:15:25,713
- (speaks Spanish)
- What is the problem?
328
00:15:25,714 --> 00:15:29,583
He's saying you can't bring
your nail clippers onboard.
329
00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:33,888
What? What?! Are you joking?!
This is insane!
330
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,356
Señor, cálmese, por favor.
331
00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:37,358
Yeah, honey, calm down.
332
00:15:37,359 --> 00:15:40,382
Don't tell me to calm down. You've been
like a wet blanket this entire trip!
333
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:42,229
Uh, well...
334
00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:46,400
you said this trip was gonna be fun!
335
00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:49,036
You said it was gonna be
dinner and dancing,
336
00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:51,739
and it's been just run,
run, run, run, museum,
337
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,507
gallery, run, run, run, run...
338
00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:55,843
Here we go with the
run, run, run, run, run.
339
00:15:55,844 --> 00:15:59,447
Yes, I know you would love it if I
stayed home with you and the kids,
340
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:01,949
but I have actual responsibilities.
341
00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:05,086
Baird: You think it's easy taking
care of three kids with no help?
342
00:16:05,087 --> 00:16:08,022
You get to come and go as you
please, show up whenever you want,
343
00:16:08,023 --> 00:16:10,526
and expect us to stop everything
and follow your every command?
344
00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:12,893
Yes, okay, I have a few faults,
and thank God that I do,
345
00:16:12,894 --> 00:16:15,796
otherwise you wouldn't have anything
to act morally superior about.
346
00:16:15,797 --> 00:16:19,800
At least I'm consistent! Someone
has to be the pillar, the anchor!
347
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:21,869
- The ball and chain?!
- (laughs)
348
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,971
When have I ever slowed you down?
349
00:16:23,972 --> 00:16:26,574
When have I ever stopped you?
350
00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:29,678
I never pretended to be anything other
than what I am and you used to love it!
351
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:33,080
Remember, Eve? Sunbathing on the
red desert sands of Tunisia?
352
00:16:33,081 --> 00:16:34,348
I got third degree burns.
353
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:36,183
Skin diving in the canals of Venice?
354
00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:38,085
(gags) Amoebic dysentery.
355
00:16:38,086 --> 00:16:40,254
It was worth it.
356
00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:42,123
Or maybe it wasn't.
357
00:16:42,124 --> 00:16:44,347
Maybe it was a mistake for us
to get personally involved
358
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:47,194
in the beginning. I don't know.
359
00:16:47,195 --> 00:16:48,896
Is that really how you feel?
360
00:16:48,897 --> 00:16:51,699
This isn't about my feelings.
This is about your feelings.
361
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:55,935
How do you want me, Eve? I'm
either a screw-up or I'm a hero.
362
00:16:55,936 --> 00:16:58,105
So, choose. How do you want me?
363
00:16:58,106 --> 00:16:59,707
I want you to be a hero.
364
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,708
Then start looking
at me that way again.
365
00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:10,484
And how exactly do you feel about me?
366
00:17:10,485 --> 00:17:13,487
You don't know?
367
00:17:13,488 --> 00:17:16,891
Eve, from the moment I laid eyes on you
368
00:17:16,892 --> 00:17:20,694
in that German steam
tunnel I've loved you.
369
00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:23,864
I love you more than
anyone I've ever known.
370
00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:27,468
More than anything I've ever learned.
371
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,335
I love you more than learning itself.
372
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,609
(crowd cheering)
373
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:47,421
Tell him he can keep the nail clippers.
374
00:17:47,422 --> 00:17:50,156
(speaks Spanish) _
375
00:17:56,897 --> 00:17:58,365
We made it.
376
00:17:58,366 --> 00:17:59,733
With time to spare.
377
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:01,202
Everyone have their magic Tic Tacs?
378
00:18:01,203 --> 00:18:03,304
Or negative matter
catalytic conversion tablets?
379
00:18:03,305 --> 00:18:04,705
Yes.
380
00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:07,707
- Have we forgotten anything?
- Not a thing.
381
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,215
Bienvenidos.
382
00:18:14,216 --> 00:18:17,184
Stone: I think we forgot
about 140 things.
383
00:18:17,185 --> 00:18:19,654
We definitely don't have
enough Tic Tacs for everybody.
384
00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:20,439
How did we do that?
385
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,624
The Clipping Book didn't say
anything about passengers.
386
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:26,360
- What's our next move?
- Take our seats.
387
00:18:26,361 --> 00:18:28,328
Con permiso. Con permiso.
388
00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:35,494
We have to reassess.
You have a plan, right?
389
00:18:35,495 --> 00:18:37,329
Um, sort of.
390
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,258
This changes everything.
We've got to get the passengers
391
00:18:39,259 --> 00:18:40,922
off this plane before
we hit the triangle.
392
00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:42,501
The Eye of Ra will have to wait.
393
00:18:42,502 --> 00:18:44,062
The triangle's window is unpredictable.
394
00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:45,571
We may never get another chance.
395
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:47,005
Stone, what do you think?
396
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:50,476
I can't believe
that sneaky son of a bitch.
397
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,544
- What?
- Ezekiel.
398
00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:55,581
He forged himself a first-class ticket
and stuck us back here in coach.
399
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:57,149
Focus! We don't have time for this.
400
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:58,717
I agree with Baird.
401
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:00,158
We've got to turn this thing around.
402
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,121
- Yes!
- You agree?
403
00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:03,989
No. No, but look.
404
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:07,392
They have the exact same nail
clippers in the in-flight magazine.
405
00:19:07,393 --> 00:19:09,328
How lucky is that?
406
00:19:09,329 --> 00:19:14,099
I mean, obviously, I can't order
them now, but if we survive.
407
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,668
You're serious? That's what
you're thinking about right now?
408
00:19:16,669 --> 00:19:21,039
Yeah, and I was going
to order myself a Fanta,
409
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,575
which is by far my
favorite orange beverage.
410
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,310
Very popular in South America.
411
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:28,014
And I was gonna ask the stewardess
to bring me some before we crash.
412
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,649
- Okay, that's it. You're coming with me.
- Ah! Ah!
413
00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:37,890
Explain yourself.
There are innocent people
414
00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:39,791
on this plane who could get hurt.
415
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:42,594
Don't be naive, Eve. Innocent
people are already getting hurt.
416
00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,663
And more will, too,
if we don't stop Apep.
417
00:19:44,664 --> 00:19:46,565
Logic clearly dictates
418
00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:48,629
the needs of the many
outweigh the needs of the few.
419
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:49,768
Okay, who said that, Plato?
420
00:19:49,769 --> 00:19:52,037
No, Spock in "Star Trek II:
The Wrath of Khan,"
421
00:19:52,038 --> 00:19:54,181
but I think it's still true.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
422
00:19:54,182 --> 00:19:55,774
You are not walking away again.
423
00:19:55,775 --> 00:19:58,710
Oh, really? Well, bring it.
I'd like to see you... ah!
424
00:19:58,711 --> 00:20:01,413
- (thudding)
- Flynn: Ah! Ow! Uncle! Uncle!
425
00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:05,817
- Uncle Uncle!
- (laughing)
426
00:20:05,818 --> 00:20:09,287
The pain clear your head? Are you ready
to tell me what's going on with you?
427
00:20:11,156 --> 00:20:12,957
Ah.
428
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,194
I've been a fool.
429
00:20:19,064 --> 00:20:22,167
First Dulaque released magic
back into the world,
430
00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:24,369
and then Prospero
supercharged the ley lines,
431
00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:26,738
and now Apep is using those
ley lines like the Autobahn
432
00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:30,509
to drive pure evil back into the
world and it's all been on my watch.
433
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:31,910
Our watch.
434
00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:34,012
It's too big for one Librarian to stop,
435
00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:36,515
so stop trying to fix it alone.
436
00:20:36,516 --> 00:20:38,150
You're pushing us away. Why?
437
00:20:38,151 --> 00:20:40,385
Because this is different.
438
00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:43,222
I've been out there looking for Charlene
and I've seen what pure evil can do.
439
00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:45,023
It comes on like a wave
as seductive as love
440
00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:47,226
and leaves a wake of broken
bodies, broken spirits,
441
00:20:47,227 --> 00:20:48,827
broken hearts, and pain.
442
00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:51,630
The kind of pain that makes
death look like a blessing.
443
00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:56,400
- (thud)
- (passengers screaming)
444
00:20:57,769 --> 00:21:01,339
- What was that?
- Uh, nothing good.
445
00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:04,843
Oh, decide to come
back here and join us?
446
00:21:04,844 --> 00:21:06,324
Felt it all the way up there, did ya?
447
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,981
Uh, sure did. Spilled
champagne all over myself.
448
00:21:08,982 --> 00:21:11,049
And that's not even the half of it.
449
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,751
Where's Flynn and Eve?
450
00:21:12,752 --> 00:21:15,187
- (Flynn screams)
- Really?
451
00:21:15,188 --> 00:21:19,890
In the middle of a mission? Are they...
anyway, you two need to come see this.
452
00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:25,564
Let's go. We should be
approaching the triangle.
453
00:21:25,565 --> 00:21:27,228
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, I'm serious.
454
00:21:27,229 --> 00:21:30,002
From now on, happy endings
are not on the table.
455
00:21:30,003 --> 00:21:33,672
The choices are gonna be between
horrible and the unthinkable.
456
00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:36,808
I know, but I also know you.
457
00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:41,045
And I know you wouldn't let an innocent
person suffer if there's an alternative.
458
00:21:42,514 --> 00:21:44,682
So you always find one.
459
00:21:51,923 --> 00:21:53,659
There were people and seats in here.
460
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,360
Stone: That's definitely not good.
461
00:21:55,361 --> 00:21:58,796
The pilots. Go.
462
00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:02,767
(CB radio chattering)
463
00:22:07,539 --> 00:22:09,808
(engines powering down)
464
00:22:09,809 --> 00:22:11,843
- Crikey.
- Oh, man.
465
00:22:11,844 --> 00:22:13,078
Oh.
466
00:22:13,079 --> 00:22:15,413
Either one of you
know how to fly a plane?
467
00:22:22,309 --> 00:22:25,946
Ah! Ah!
468
00:22:25,947 --> 00:22:28,949
(applauding)
469
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:32,318
If you two are done having fun, we
could really use your help up front.
470
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,864
- Where are the pilots?
- Gone, poof.
471
00:22:43,865 --> 00:22:46,099
Trying to find the autopilot.
472
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,961
You're not really willing to let all
these people die, are you, Flynn?
473
00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:52,706
- No.
- I didn't think so.
474
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,290
Stone, Cassandra,
take the magical door,
475
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,909
set it up in the back,
evacuate everyone.
476
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,943
Ezekiel and I will take over up here.
477
00:23:05,018 --> 00:23:07,020
- Flynn?
- I know, I know, calm the passengers.
478
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:11,157
No, I was going to say do you or do
you not know how to speak Spanish?
479
00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:14,861
Eve, two of my PhDs are in 15th and
17th century Spanish literature.
480
00:23:14,862 --> 00:23:17,597
I translated "Don Quixote"
myself when I was 12...
481
00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:19,232
I get it. Calm everyone down.
482
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,067
Right.
483
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:22,769
Careful.
484
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:24,271
Calling Air Traffic Control.
485
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:27,641
Mayday, Mayday, this is
Air Marahuaca, Flight 77.
486
00:23:27,642 --> 00:23:29,643
We are going down!
I repeat, we are going...
487
00:23:29,644 --> 00:23:33,434
Ezekiel! That is the plane's intercom!
488
00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:39,018
(speaking Spanish) _
489
00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:43,819
_
490
00:23:44,454 --> 00:23:47,392
_
491
00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:53,425
_
492
00:23:54,222 --> 00:23:55,661
_
493
00:23:56,775 --> 00:23:59,195
_
494
00:24:00,017 --> 00:24:02,508
_
495
00:24:03,353 --> 00:24:06,442
_
496
00:24:07,066 --> 00:24:10,483
I know... well, I know some Spanish, and
that definitely ain't from this century.
497
00:24:10,484 --> 00:24:13,954
Whatever it is, it seems to be working.
498
00:24:13,955 --> 00:24:16,656
Okay, I think I've almost
got it ready to crank up.
499
00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:18,124
Remember, we can only use this once.
500
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:20,126
(humming)
501
00:24:20,127 --> 00:24:21,695
(screams)
502
00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:23,596
Put your hands in the air!
503
00:24:23,597 --> 00:24:26,833
- Step away from the door.
- Put the gun down, man.
504
00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:30,481
Special Agent Sam Linsky,
Department of Statistical Anomalies.
505
00:24:31,051 --> 00:24:34,040
I have orders to shoot if you attempt
to harm these passengers in any way.
506
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:37,377
Sir, this isn't what it looks like.
507
00:24:37,378 --> 00:24:39,646
I will not warn you again.
508
00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:41,715
Hold onto something.
509
00:24:41,716 --> 00:24:44,684
(alarm blaring)
510
00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:46,952
(screaming)
511
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,595
Robotic voice: Warning.
512
00:24:55,596 --> 00:24:57,731
Strong warning. Strong warning.
513
00:24:57,732 --> 00:25:00,800
- Strong warning.
- Time to go.
514
00:25:00,801 --> 00:25:04,270
We need everyone off this plane now!
515
00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:07,206
Cassandra, show 'em it's safe!
516
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,543
Watch me!
517
00:25:10,544 --> 00:25:13,179
(passengers gasp)
518
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,482
Ezekiel, you, too!
519
00:25:15,483 --> 00:25:18,051
You don't have to tell me twice! Whoo!
520
00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:19,986
(passengers scream)
521
00:25:19,987 --> 00:25:22,334
_
522
00:25:22,484 --> 00:25:23,869
_
523
00:25:24,993 --> 00:25:27,096
_
524
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,434
Miss Cillian, what are you doing here?
525
00:25:34,435 --> 00:25:37,404
Um...
526
00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:39,271
Hey.
527
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,276
Go! Go! Andale! Andale!
528
00:25:43,277 --> 00:25:44,844
Go, people! Go back there!.
529
00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:48,882
Do something, Flynn! Help me
get these people out of here!
530
00:25:48,883 --> 00:25:52,651
Be the hero I know you are.
531
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,622
There's the look.
532
00:25:55,623 --> 00:25:57,323
Okay, I may know
something that might work.
533
00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:59,918
Uh... _,
534
00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:01,345
_
535
00:26:02,069 --> 00:26:04,443
_
536
00:26:05,254 --> 00:26:06,229
_
537
00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:08,639
_
538
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,631
_
539
00:26:12,075 --> 00:26:13,802
_
540
00:26:14,455 --> 00:26:16,395
_
541
00:26:17,383 --> 00:26:18,470
_
542
00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:20,003
_
543
00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:28,154
That's some magic trick.
544
00:26:28,155 --> 00:26:30,056
It's actually an old
stage hypnosis technique
545
00:26:30,057 --> 00:26:31,925
developed by Houdini.
546
00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:34,027
I think they'll be a lot
easier to round up now.
547
00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:36,129
Stone, let's go to it!
548
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:38,031
Uh, hep! Hep! Hep!
549
00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:40,366
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
550
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:44,170
(Stone continues shouting)
551
00:26:44,171 --> 00:26:47,140
(passengers snorting)
552
00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:48,441
Oh. Oh, boy.
553
00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:50,176
Oh, boy. Okay, uh...
554
00:26:50,177 --> 00:26:52,412
I don't... yes, come this way.
555
00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:53,880
Right this way. Uh, okay.
556
00:26:53,881 --> 00:26:55,682
No, no, no, there you go, there you go.
557
00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:58,650
Nice piggies. Um...
558
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,655
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
559
00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:06,091
(squealing, snorting)
560
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,567
I'll be right behind you.
561
00:27:14,568 --> 00:27:16,402
I promise, Flynn,
we're dong the right thing.
562
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:18,204
We will find the Eye of Ra.
563
00:27:18,205 --> 00:27:19,938
I know we will.
564
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,941
Go!
565
00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:29,748
(door powers down)
566
00:27:36,189 --> 00:27:38,158
Colonel Baird.
567
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:39,625
Where's Mr. Carsen?
568
00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,829
(snorting)
569
00:28:19,004 --> 00:28:20,972
(gasps)
570
00:28:31,817 --> 00:28:33,486
Ha! Rabbit.
571
00:28:33,487 --> 00:28:37,456
Bermuda Triangle's not
an hourglass worm hole,
572
00:28:37,457 --> 00:28:39,692
it's a looking glass rabbit hole.
573
00:28:39,693 --> 00:28:43,329
Some sort of Lewis Carroll inspired,
extra-dimensional magical safe
574
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:47,266
designed to keep the Eye of Ra
from falling into the wrong hands.
575
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,835
And I'm talking to myself.
576
00:28:49,836 --> 00:28:51,736
(metal squealing)
577
00:28:57,009 --> 00:28:58,244
(clears throat)
578
00:28:58,245 --> 00:29:00,412
"If seven maids with seven mops
579
00:29:00,413 --> 00:29:01,914
swept it for half a year,
580
00:29:01,915 --> 00:29:06,418
do you suppose it's possible
they could make it clear?"
581
00:29:06,419 --> 00:29:09,221
"I doubt it," said the carpenter,
and shed a bitter tear.
582
00:29:09,222 --> 00:29:10,422
Jenkins.
583
00:29:10,423 --> 00:29:15,194
No, not Jenkins. Who are you?
584
00:29:15,195 --> 00:29:17,763
We have not met. And yet we have.
585
00:29:17,764 --> 00:29:23,469
For All who seek the Eye have a certain
air about them as telling as a lie.
586
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:27,273
They swear that they're never
wrong right up until they die.
587
00:29:27,274 --> 00:29:30,442
So the Eye of Ra's here? Fantastic!
588
00:29:30,443 --> 00:29:32,411
Okay, what do I have to do?
589
00:29:32,412 --> 00:29:34,914
There is a game designed to
tell the learned from the fool.
590
00:29:34,915 --> 00:29:39,218
Whether you crave golden glory
or live by the Golden Rule.
591
00:29:39,219 --> 00:29:42,721
To see if you possess the knowledge
that can't be learned in school.
592
00:29:42,722 --> 00:29:44,924
This sounds like fun. How do we start?
593
00:29:44,925 --> 00:29:48,527
The Chessboard in the Rose Garden
is where the game is played.
594
00:29:48,528 --> 00:29:50,262
- But watch out...
- Okay, got it.
595
00:29:50,263 --> 00:29:52,697
Which way is the chess board?
596
00:29:57,236 --> 00:29:58,528
What...?
597
00:29:58,529 --> 00:30:02,308
This is a place of opposites,
where night looks like day.
598
00:30:02,309 --> 00:30:04,443
To travel to the place you wish,
599
00:30:04,444 --> 00:30:08,112
you must start the other way.
600
00:30:13,652 --> 00:30:18,956
But missteps come with
penalties you can't afford to pay.
601
00:30:21,193 --> 00:30:23,796
- Cassandra.
- Silence, Knight.
602
00:30:23,797 --> 00:30:25,830
Take your position.
603
00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:30,336
The rules of the game are simple,
604
00:30:30,337 --> 00:30:32,471
four chances to advance.
605
00:30:32,472 --> 00:30:36,275
Each question answered honestly
wins you another chance.
606
00:30:36,276 --> 00:30:39,478
Attempt a lie, a con, or cheat...
607
00:30:39,479 --> 00:30:42,014
and you will get the lance.
608
00:30:42,015 --> 00:30:43,548
I'm sorry, the what?
609
00:30:44,383 --> 00:30:46,885
Ah, the lance.
610
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:50,422
Okay, so I'm guessing
this won't be movie trivia.
611
00:30:50,423 --> 00:30:55,194
Teaching is to tend a garden,
sowing seeds into a tree,
612
00:30:55,195 --> 00:30:57,396
throwing all the cage doors open,
613
00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:00,766
letting people's minds fly free.
614
00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:05,971
Would you say that this describes you?
Would your pupils all agree?
615
00:31:05,972 --> 00:31:09,041
Definitely. They absolutely would.
616
00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:11,644
I mean, most of them.
617
00:31:11,645 --> 00:31:14,513
Many of them. I think there's
maybe one or two that wouldn't.
618
00:31:14,514 --> 00:31:16,548
Maybe one who would say
to him that I constantly
619
00:31:16,549 --> 00:31:18,484
deny him his individuality
and awesomeness
620
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,468
for no other reason that I
find it really annoying
621
00:31:20,469 --> 00:31:22,321
and I wish he was more like me.
622
00:31:22,322 --> 00:31:24,088
(gasps)
623
00:31:31,964 --> 00:31:35,734
Queen: It seems you are no
stranger to competing games of sport.
624
00:31:35,735 --> 00:31:38,570
The question is, when passions flair,
625
00:31:38,571 --> 00:31:40,939
does your fuse burn long or short?
626
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:45,411
Are you fine to share the credit
or are you the jealous sort?
627
00:31:45,412 --> 00:31:48,847
I think that I'm a pretty
even-tempered guy.
628
00:31:48,848 --> 00:31:53,319
I mean, I try to be. Okay, I'm not.
Okay, I'm a sore loser.
629
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:57,156
I'm a bad sport. I like to win and
I like to be first and if I'm not,
630
00:31:57,157 --> 00:31:59,558
I throw a tantrum like a little baby!
631
00:31:59,559 --> 00:32:01,793
(gasps)
632
00:32:03,195 --> 00:32:04,929
Ah, okay.
633
00:32:07,266 --> 00:32:12,271
Queen: Relationships define our
lives from birth until the end.
634
00:32:12,272 --> 00:32:14,840
We're careful not to lend bonds break.
635
00:32:14,841 --> 00:32:16,542
They're difficult to mend.
636
00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:20,912
And so I ask you plainly,
are you a caring friend?
637
00:32:22,848 --> 00:32:28,654
Well, how... you know, friendship, it's
kind of a subjective concept, uh...
638
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:32,091
Let me finish! Let me finish, let me
finish. I was going to say I'm not.
639
00:32:32,092 --> 00:32:33,762
I'm a terrible friend. I don't
know how to be a caring friend.
640
00:32:33,763 --> 00:32:35,761
Or maybe I do and I'm
just afraid to try...
641
00:32:35,762 --> 00:32:39,130
I'm afraid to get close to people
'cause I'm terrified of being hurt.
642
00:32:55,314 --> 00:32:57,549
Queen: Three questions
down and one to go.
643
00:32:57,550 --> 00:33:01,353
I see you've hit your stride.
644
00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:04,723
But do not get too confident.
You've not yet reached this side.
645
00:33:04,724 --> 00:33:10,596
Do you think you are a humble
man or a victim of your pride?
646
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:13,332
Well, I wouldn't say I
was a victim of my pride.
647
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:15,768
I mean... wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
648
00:33:15,769 --> 00:33:19,238
No, I'm not a humble man. I used to be.
649
00:33:19,239 --> 00:33:24,777
I used to be a lot of things. I used to
be insecure, scared, and I hated it,
650
00:33:24,778 --> 00:33:27,913
and I think I built up an armor
of confidence to hide the fact
651
00:33:27,914 --> 00:33:30,749
that I'm never more than two steps
away from a full-on panic attack.
652
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:35,754
And I can see... I can see how
that would alienate the people
653
00:33:35,755 --> 00:33:40,157
who care about me the most,
and I'm very sorry about that.
654
00:33:52,704 --> 00:33:57,276
Congratulations, Knight.
You have the inner vision.
655
00:33:57,277 --> 00:34:02,580
The Eye of Ra is yours.
Collect your prize.
656
00:34:06,018 --> 00:34:10,054
(screaming)
657
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:26,231
I underestimated you.
I didn't think you'd last.
658
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,867
But you found your strength in candor,
659
00:34:28,868 --> 00:34:31,870
and so to you the Eye is passed.
660
00:34:31,871 --> 00:34:36,642
And may I introduce to you
all the remaining cast?
661
00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:41,412
(water splashes)
662
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,037
We who have pledged to guard the Eye
663
00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:07,571
now entrust the Eye to you.
664
00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:13,779
In it resides hope eternal,
665
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,981
but it has a secret, too.
666
00:35:15,982 --> 00:35:18,150
Would you like me to tell him?
667
00:35:18,151 --> 00:35:21,253
No, I believe I should tell him.
668
00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:23,755
I also think we can
dispense with the rhyme
669
00:35:23,756 --> 00:35:27,826
and the literary theatrics.
670
00:35:27,827 --> 00:35:31,595
Don't you agree, Flynn?
May I call you Flynn?
671
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:36,068
Teddy Chislington, I presume.
672
00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:38,470
You're quite a Librarian, Flynn.
673
00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,205
Up there with Enoch the Elder.
674
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,541
Well, that is very high
praise, coming from you.
675
00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:46,478
And may I also say that you've done a
masterful job keeping the Eye safe.
676
00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:48,447
What choice did I have?
677
00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:51,683
To possess a weapon designed to be
wielded last in the ultimate battle
678
00:35:51,684 --> 00:35:55,520
is an awesome sense of
responsibility, to say the least.
679
00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:59,124
I knew even the Library was not
secure enough to protect it.
680
00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:02,928
No, I needed to hide it
where others feared to tread,
681
00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:07,766
design a test only a Librarian
with a pure heart could pass.
682
00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:10,902
Why Lewis Carroll?
683
00:36:10,903 --> 00:36:14,372
His characters always
seemed the most fun,
684
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:18,110
but it's who they represent
to you that's important.
685
00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:22,714
They serve as a mirror, the
test being one of reflection.
686
00:36:22,715 --> 00:36:24,850
Of course. It forces
the challenger to face
687
00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:26,318
whatever it is he fears the most.
688
00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:28,720
Well, every person who
has come through this test
689
00:36:28,721 --> 00:36:31,556
has brought their own
challenges with them.
690
00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,658
You're the first to conquer yours.
691
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:37,996
And now that you have, my work is done.
692
00:36:37,997 --> 00:36:41,399
So, you gave up
everything to stay here?
693
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,402
I am at peace.
694
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:49,107
I assume you know the
history of the Eye of Ra?
695
00:36:49,108 --> 00:36:52,410
Yes, yes, yes. It has to do
with the Egyptian sun god, Ra,
696
00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:56,214
who symbolizes bringing of
the dawn, peace, rebirth.
697
00:36:56,215 --> 00:37:00,886
Partly, but there is a component of
violence inherent in any creation.
698
00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:02,754
A death in every birth.
699
00:37:02,755 --> 00:37:05,090
And for the eye to pursue its gift,
700
00:37:05,091 --> 00:37:08,693
a sacrifice must be made.
701
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:10,529
What kind of sacrifice?
702
00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:13,665
A life of your choosing.
703
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:16,034
To knowingly take a life, any life,
704
00:37:16,035 --> 00:37:18,336
is anathema to being a Librarian,
705
00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:22,974
and by far the hardest duty
we're ever asked to perform.
706
00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:26,511
I... I can't do that. I can't do it.
707
00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:30,649
I'm afraid, when push comes to shove,
708
00:37:30,650 --> 00:37:32,217
I wouldn't be able to do that.
709
00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:33,952
I...
710
00:37:33,953 --> 00:37:36,555
can't think of any life that
I'd be willing to lay down
711
00:37:36,556 --> 00:37:39,356
in the service of fighting
evil, other than...
712
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,731
Yes, Flynn.
713
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:51,303
I know what I have to do.
714
00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:53,971
Maybe I've always known.
715
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,742
Good-bye, Teddy.
716
00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,977
Safe travels.
717
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,548
Farewell, Flynn.
718
00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:05,549
You, too.
719
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,892
(exhales)
720
00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:27,539
(passengers snorting, grunting)
721
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:30,775
(speaking foreign language)
722
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,811
It's got to be something. Okay, shh.
723
00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:36,147
- I can't...
- (snorting)
724
00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:37,415
Flynn!
725
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,450
How did you get here?
726
00:38:38,451 --> 00:38:39,951
How did you get off the plane?
727
00:38:39,952 --> 00:38:41,486
Did you find the Eye of Ra?
728
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,588
First things first.
729
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,290
_
730
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:49,594
(stomps) Soo-eee!
731
00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:52,998
(snorting, grunting stops)
732
00:38:52,999 --> 00:38:55,079
_
733
00:38:55,398 --> 00:38:56,530
_
734
00:38:56,906 --> 00:38:59,574
_
735
00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,607
Bad news concerns your luggage.
736
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,276
(winces)
737
00:39:04,277 --> 00:39:06,860
Let's fire up the back door, send
these good people on their way.
738
00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:09,361
Gladly. Sir, good to have you back.
739
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:11,616
I see you were successful.
740
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,118
Indeed, I was.
741
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:15,587
Then I feel I must tell
you that while the Eye
742
00:39:15,588 --> 00:39:16,955
is our court of last resort,
743
00:39:16,956 --> 00:39:18,590
it does not come without a price.
744
00:39:18,591 --> 00:39:20,926
So I've been made aware.
745
00:39:20,927 --> 00:39:24,562
And when the time comes,
I will be ready.
746
00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:26,698
No, sir, you're not suggesting...
747
00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:29,234
We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.
748
00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:33,338
And, in the meantime, let's
keep that price tag between us.
749
00:39:33,339 --> 00:39:35,774
Yes, sir. I understand.
750
00:39:35,775 --> 00:39:38,376
I thought you said you
were right behind me.
751
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:40,345
I know, and I'm sorry.
752
00:39:40,346 --> 00:39:42,747
Didn't want to risk
losing the Eye of Ra.
753
00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:45,116
I didn't want to risk losing you.
754
00:39:45,117 --> 00:39:47,319
Librarians are a dime
a dozen these days,
755
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,787
but a Guardian,
756
00:39:48,788 --> 00:39:50,522
they're a little harder to come by.
757
00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:52,257
What happened to you down there?
758
00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:55,794
Things are gonna be different
from now on, Eve, I promise.
759
00:39:55,795 --> 00:39:58,262
No more running away.
760
00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:02,467
What do we do with him?
761
00:40:02,468 --> 00:40:04,803
I don't know.
762
00:40:04,804 --> 00:40:07,238
Cassandra, what do you think
we should do with him?
763
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:12,010
Me? Oh, I hadn't thought of anything.
764
00:40:12,011 --> 00:40:15,413
Why don't you and Ezekiel
come up with something?
765
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:16,982
Be creative. I trust you.
766
00:40:16,983 --> 00:40:19,818
- What are you gonna do?
- Me, I could use a drink.
767
00:40:19,819 --> 00:40:23,082
How about it, Stone? You got a couple of
cold ones stashed around here somewheres?
768
00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,457
I might have a couple chillin'
in the Fountain of Youth.
769
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:28,827
All righty, then. Now that our
Venezuelans are on their way,
770
00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:30,795
I say after we take care
of our DOSA friend,
771
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:33,619
we all reconvene at the Fountain of
Youth for a little mission debrief.
772
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:35,266
You sure you're okay?
773
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:39,404
Let's just say I traveled
through the looking glass
774
00:40:39,405 --> 00:40:42,007
and it was quite a ride.
775
00:40:42,008 --> 00:40:45,910
And I learned that the
best defense to have
776
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:48,713
is not a suit of pride,
777
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:52,584
but rather to go into war
778
00:40:52,585 --> 00:40:54,619
with good friends by your side.
779
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:58,990
So, what do you say, friends?
780
00:40:58,991 --> 00:41:01,125
Shall we see it through?
781
00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:15,873
(clucking, squawking)
782
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:24,349
All right, Librarians,
783
00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:26,583
that's the way you wanna play it, huh?
784
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:35,021
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