1 00:00:01,460 --> 00:00:04,301 Car 72, no activity. 2 00:00:08,424 --> 00:00:10,104 Can't believe you didn't get me anything. 3 00:00:10,105 --> 00:00:11,905 I offered you these. 4 00:00:11,906 --> 00:00:13,746 I told you I don't eat that shit. 5 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,627 I don't eat that low-grade petrol station shit. 6 00:00:15,628 --> 00:00:19,069 It's not shit. The guy, he told me his brother brings them in. 7 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:20,910 They're, like, pork and fennel or something. 8 00:00:20,911 --> 00:00:23,152 He's a farmer. He brings them in every day, they're fresh. 9 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:25,274 They're really good. 10 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:28,636 - All right, gimme one. - Mmm. 11 00:00:38,322 --> 00:00:39,802 That's fucking horrible! 12 00:00:39,803 --> 00:00:41,723 Gotcha! 13 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:43,324 They're shit. 14 00:00:43,325 --> 00:00:44,805 - You're a dickhead. - Yeah. 15 00:00:44,806 --> 00:00:46,606 Why would you do that? 16 00:00:46,607 --> 00:00:49,367 Mate, lips and arseholes are gourmet compared to that shit. 17 00:00:49,368 --> 00:00:51,168 Oh, fuck off. 18 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:53,450 Imagine the worst parts of the animal just mixed in together. 19 00:00:53,451 --> 00:00:55,011 That's inside you now. 20 00:00:56,613 --> 00:00:58,333 Yeah. 21 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,895 You're... 22 00:01:33,315 --> 00:01:34,875 Operation Big Red, 23 00:01:34,876 --> 00:01:36,636 continuing surveillance at the docks. 24 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:38,517 We've got two known associates 25 00:01:38,518 --> 00:01:40,558 holed up at the shipping container. 26 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,839 Car 72, continuing surveillance. 27 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:52,965 Eh? Do you like it? 28 00:01:52,966 --> 00:01:54,927 Just stop it, mate. 29 00:01:54,928 --> 00:01:56,648 The middle woman. 30 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,730 - Fuckin' stop it! - I won't stop it! It's good! 31 00:01:59,528 --> 00:02:03,011 Yeah! Up and down... and up. 32 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:07,852 How good are drones?! 33 00:02:07,853 --> 00:02:09,613 Basically, you can do anything with them. 34 00:02:09,614 --> 00:02:11,495 It's the future, mate. The future is a drone. 35 00:02:11,496 --> 00:02:13,536 You're taking out civilians. Pew-pew-pew-pew! 36 00:02:13,537 --> 00:02:15,337 It's like computer games. 37 00:02:15,338 --> 00:02:17,178 Just sit on your couch and bloody take over 38 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,059 a bloody nation of innocents. 39 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:21,020 Yeah? You don't like a drone? 40 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:22,581 What does a drone actually do 41 00:02:22,582 --> 00:02:24,382 besides being a miniature helicopter? 42 00:02:24,383 --> 00:02:25,983 Exactly, that's it! Imagine having a bloody miniature... 43 00:02:25,984 --> 00:02:27,544 That's the point! 44 00:02:27,545 --> 00:02:29,505 It's a miniature helicopter at your disposal 45 00:02:29,506 --> 00:02:31,587 to do whatever you want with, you idiot! 46 00:02:31,588 --> 00:02:33,388 - So what? - Who wouldn't want one?! 47 00:02:33,389 --> 00:02:35,269 - You wouldn't want that? - What can they do? 48 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:37,230 They can spy. 49 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:39,111 You know you've got, like, a bloody hot neighbour? 50 00:02:39,112 --> 00:02:40,752 Just over the fence, have a look. 51 00:02:40,753 --> 00:02:42,233 Hello, having a sunbake. Uh-oh. 52 00:02:42,234 --> 00:02:44,354 You get it back on your phone. 53 00:02:44,355 --> 00:02:45,955 A little message. Beep-beep! 54 00:02:45,956 --> 00:02:47,596 And you check out her beep-beeps. 55 00:02:47,597 --> 00:02:50,038 You don't see the future, do you? You don't see. 56 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,319 This is like a bloody crystal ball in front of me. 57 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,281 I don't understand how you can't realise the potential of this. 58 00:02:55,282 --> 00:02:56,922 - Shut up! - I will not shut up! 59 00:02:56,923 --> 00:02:59,403 Shut up! Shut up! 60 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:01,486 Fine, then. 61 00:03:01,486 --> 00:03:05,247 You're not in on the deal. I was gonna let you in early, but... 62 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:10,250 It's the future, fuckface! 63 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:11,732 Get the... Hey! 64 00:03:15,174 --> 00:03:17,014 Car 72, please report. 65 00:03:17,015 --> 00:03:19,055 Car 72, please report. 66 00:03:19,056 --> 00:03:21,176 Car 72. No activity, April. 67 00:03:21,177 --> 00:03:23,578 - Great, thanks. - You okay then? 68 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:26,048 - Yep. Yep, fine. - Oh, that's good. 69 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:29,383 Uh, yep. 70 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,223 Sounded a bit awkward. 71 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:34,424 - Yeah, is a bit. - How was the date? 72 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:36,225 I thought you said the date went well. 73 00:03:36,226 --> 00:03:39,267 The date went awesomely. But she's blocking me. 74 00:03:39,268 --> 00:03:41,549 I'm texting, I'm texting, I'm calling. 75 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:44,270 Nothing on the radio. Like, she's an ice queen on the radio. 76 00:03:44,271 --> 00:03:46,071 I don't know what happened. 77 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:49,073 It was, like, in the top two best dates of my life. 78 00:03:49,074 --> 00:03:51,194 Maybe number one. It was maybe number one. 79 00:03:51,195 --> 00:03:52,995 He's constantly calling. 80 00:03:52,996 --> 00:03:55,117 I would have thought he'd be too embarrassed. 81 00:03:55,118 --> 00:03:56,958 Like, why would he wanna relive any of it? 82 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:59,279 Like, let's pretend it didn't happen. 83 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,360 So I take her to an old-school classy restaurant. 84 00:04:01,361 --> 00:04:04,202 - I take her to Werriston's. - Ahh. Lovely. 85 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,163 Yeah. You know, not flashy. Not 'fusion'. 86 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:09,726 I'm a full gentleman. I take her chair out, you know. 87 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:12,287 I do the full thing, you know, "You look lovely tonight." 88 00:04:12,288 --> 00:04:14,568 - With the little bow like that? - With the little bow. 89 00:04:14,569 --> 00:04:18,131 It was like being on a date with my dad. 90 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:21,372 But, like, not even my dad. Like, mygrandad. 91 00:04:21,373 --> 00:04:23,053 - Do you know him very well? - Not really. 92 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,855 He was really... 93 00:04:24,856 --> 00:04:28,217 I guess it's gentlemanly, but it was a bit weird. 94 00:04:28,218 --> 00:04:30,138 Like, it was, like... 95 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,419 "These are the things you do on a date." 96 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:35,021 This couple a couple of tables away have a proposal. 97 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:36,822 - Oh! - Lovely. 98 00:04:36,823 --> 00:04:38,663 - That doesn't happen every day! - Not every day. 99 00:04:38,664 --> 00:04:40,384 And the whole restaurant's like, "Aww. Lovely." 100 00:04:40,385 --> 00:04:42,465 I just got really drunk to get through it. 101 00:04:42,466 --> 00:04:46,708 And then the couple next to us gets engaged. Whoop-de-do! 102 00:04:46,709 --> 00:04:49,950 So I go, "Oh, look at those young lovers." 103 00:04:49,951 --> 00:04:53,031 And I think of a really painful memory to bring up emotion. 104 00:04:53,032 --> 00:04:55,193 I was thinking about when I was 13, 105 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,594 I was down at the yabby hole and caught the... 106 00:04:57,595 --> 00:04:59,275 Yeah, no, the fish hook in the nuts. 107 00:04:59,276 --> 00:05:00,876 Yeah. And I get tears in my eyes, 108 00:05:00,877 --> 00:05:03,037 I always do when I think of it too much, 109 00:05:03,038 --> 00:05:05,439 and, like, a little spillover, a little tear down the cheek. 110 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,240 - Open the floodgates! - She doesn't know what I'm thinking. 111 00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:08,841 But it looks like I'm thinking about them. 112 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,683 And he starts crying. 113 00:05:11,684 --> 00:05:15,645 - What?! - It didn't seem... genuine, either. 114 00:05:15,646 --> 00:05:17,846 It was kind of big, ugly crying. 115 00:05:17,847 --> 00:05:19,687 And then to top that, I go, 116 00:05:19,688 --> 00:05:22,169 "Garçon, a bottle of your finest fizz for the happy couple." 117 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:24,290 - Generous. I can give. - Yes. 118 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,291 And then at the end, he doesn't offer to pay, 119 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,092 and so we go Dutchies. 120 00:05:28,093 --> 00:05:30,454 And I've paid for half of a bottle of champagne 121 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,215 for people I don't even care about. 122 00:05:32,216 --> 00:05:34,656 We live in totally different directions, but I insist. 123 00:05:34,657 --> 00:05:37,218 - "Let's get a cab together." - Oh, how gallant. 124 00:05:37,219 --> 00:05:38,659 Yeah. Get back to her place. 125 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:40,140 - I'm tanked. - Mmm. 126 00:05:40,141 --> 00:05:41,821 He said, "I'll walk you in." 127 00:05:41,822 --> 00:05:44,142 I went, "That'd be nice, but do go off home." 128 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:45,564 "I'm pretty tired." 129 00:05:45,604 --> 00:05:48,125 I'm walking up. Turn around, he's paid, cab's gone. 130 00:05:48,126 --> 00:05:51,086 So we get into my place and I'm, like, suddenly... 131 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:53,968 Something hits me. I gotta bolt to the bathroom. 132 00:05:53,969 --> 00:05:56,490 And I am violently ill, like, both... 133 00:05:56,491 --> 00:05:58,691 Like, violently ill for about 15 minutes. 134 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,692 And I swear he could hear it. 135 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,773 - She's in there for, like, 15 minutes. - Hoo! 136 00:06:02,774 --> 00:06:04,975 Must be doing all the bits and pieces, you know? 137 00:06:04,976 --> 00:06:06,776 And I think, "Well, she's making an effort." 138 00:06:06,777 --> 00:06:08,777 "I should make an effort too." 139 00:06:08,778 --> 00:06:11,139 So I take off my shoes, take off my jacket, 140 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:14,501 you know, just loosen my belt a little bit, sit on the bed. 141 00:06:14,502 --> 00:06:18,103 So she comes out, right. Joins me on the king-size single. 142 00:06:18,104 --> 00:06:21,985 And we start making out. And it's super passionate. 143 00:06:21,986 --> 00:06:23,826 We're like... teenage kids. 144 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:27,508 It's really... you know, just passionate and full of energy. 145 00:06:27,509 --> 00:06:29,630 It was like a German shepherd. 146 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:31,991 His, like, tongue is on my eye, in my ear. 147 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,032 - Ohh! - Just all over. 148 00:06:34,033 --> 00:06:36,514 I mean, I haven't brushed my teeth, Carol. 149 00:06:36,515 --> 00:06:38,875 And I think, "Let's take this up a notch." 150 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,237 And I brought out the big guns. 151 00:06:41,238 --> 00:06:43,398 You know I used to play the clarinet. 152 00:06:43,399 --> 00:06:44,679 - Yeah. - For years. 153 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,800 And still do occasionally. 154 00:06:46,801 --> 00:06:48,321 I've heard you, yeah. The Christmas parties. 155 00:06:48,322 --> 00:06:49,922 Yeah, yeah, so you know I'm pretty good 156 00:06:49,923 --> 00:06:51,843 with the puh-puh-puh... 157 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,244 With the tonguing and the... Right? So I go downtown. 158 00:06:54,245 --> 00:06:56,406 'Cause I'm, like, "Let's show this lady a good time." 159 00:06:56,407 --> 00:06:58,207 I don't know, he's, um, 160 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:00,808 talking some shit about used to play the tuba, 161 00:07:00,809 --> 00:07:02,569 and so it's his thing. 162 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:05,251 I, um, think I nodded off for a bit. 163 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:09,213 And then I, um, just pretended to enjoy it and went to sleep. 164 00:07:09,214 --> 00:07:11,215 Finished with a climax. 165 00:07:11,216 --> 00:07:13,616 She's kinda sleepy, relaxed, blissed out. 166 00:07:13,617 --> 00:07:15,497 I'm, like, I don't ask for anything in return. 167 00:07:15,498 --> 00:07:17,298 - I'm all about giving. - Nice. 168 00:07:17,299 --> 00:07:19,540 Leave her there, like, smooth over the bed. 169 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:21,461 I kiss her, just peck on the forehead. 170 00:07:21,462 --> 00:07:23,582 "Goodnight, sweet lady." 171 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:25,383 - Wow! - Yeah. 172 00:07:25,384 --> 00:07:28,145 You just kicked that out of the park. 173 00:07:28,146 --> 00:07:30,586 - I think so. - I wish I could have half of that skill. 174 00:07:30,587 --> 00:07:33,268 I'd say it was the worst date ever, actually. 175 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,749 Bottom, bottom. 176 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,711 If you could teach me a bit of that clarinet thing, 177 00:07:38,712 --> 00:07:42,033 I could take that home to Wendy and just... just win her. 178 00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:44,795 Could we not talk about you impregnating your sad wife? 179 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:47,076 Do we have to? Can I just have this? 180 00:07:47,077 --> 00:07:50,839 Can we just leave this with me for now? 181 00:07:58,804 --> 00:08:01,044 No sign of suspicious persons at this time. 182 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,446 There's thousands of shipping containers down here. 183 00:08:03,447 --> 00:08:05,127 We've just gotta wait 'em out. 184 00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:07,089 Who's that? 185 00:08:08,826 --> 00:08:10,610 - Who is that? - Doesn't matter. 186 00:08:11,342 --> 00:08:13,012 - Got a girlfriend? - No. 187 00:08:13,013 --> 00:08:15,333 - Who is she? - Shut up. 188 00:08:15,334 --> 00:08:17,134 You got a picture? Show us a picture! 189 00:08:17,135 --> 00:08:19,095 I don't need to show you a picture. 190 00:08:19,096 --> 00:08:21,537 - Got any nude pictures? - No, I've not got nude pictures. 191 00:08:21,538 --> 00:08:23,539 - Show us the nude pictures... - Hey! 192 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:27,261 She, uh... 193 00:08:28,862 --> 00:08:30,822 She calls me 'Mr Positions'. 194 00:08:35,946 --> 00:08:37,426 Why? 195 00:08:37,427 --> 00:08:38,987 'Cause of all the manoeuvres I do. 196 00:08:38,988 --> 00:08:40,788 Oh, yeah? Mr Kama Sutra, eh? 197 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:43,350 I can do all the bloody... I can do all the styles. 198 00:08:43,351 --> 00:08:44,831 Oh, yeah. What's your favourite? 199 00:08:44,832 --> 00:08:46,552 - Freelance. - Oh, right. 200 00:08:46,553 --> 00:08:49,794 Just, like, any... any position she wants me in, 201 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,595 I can bend to it. 202 00:08:51,596 --> 00:08:53,196 There's only one or two exceptions to that. 203 00:08:53,197 --> 00:08:54,837 The ploughman's lunch? 204 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,438 I've never got into that one. 205 00:08:56,439 --> 00:08:58,519 Never been a fan of a pickle. 206 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,680 - Splitting the bamboo? - What? 207 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:03,682 - Crying monkey? - Really? Is that a real one? 208 00:09:03,683 --> 00:09:06,444 - The whispering frog? - How does a frog whisper? 209 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:08,285 - They don't even have lips. - Yeah, they do. 210 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:11,327 - Of course they've got lips. - How do they whisper? 211 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,850 That is some hot stuff. 212 00:09:17,851 --> 00:09:20,492 You ever done the... the blind man? 213 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,533 What's that? You just turn out the lights? 214 00:09:23,058 --> 00:09:24,214 Yes. 215 00:09:24,677 --> 00:09:26,336 It's just in-the-dark style. 216 00:09:26,337 --> 00:09:29,938 The crouching tiger. The beamer. The mini minor. 217 00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:31,739 Oh, I don't even know these things. 218 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:34,460 - I feel like an idiot. - It's just young love. 219 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,662 We did the lamb cuntlet. 220 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,663 - The what? - The lamb cuntlet. 221 00:09:38,664 --> 00:09:40,704 Don't you mean 'cutlet'? 222 00:09:42,055 --> 00:09:42,986 Cutlet? 223 00:09:42,987 --> 00:09:44,947 Cuntlet. What are you saying? 224 00:09:44,948 --> 00:09:46,668 I said 'lamb cutlet'. 225 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,509 Isn't a cutlet, like, a pirate thing? 226 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:50,110 Like, "Arggh, here's me cutlet"? 227 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,431 No, a cutlet's a type of lamb chop. 228 00:09:52,432 --> 00:09:56,714 They cut down a full rack of ribs and they create 229 00:09:56,715 --> 00:09:59,155 the little individual kind of meat lollipops. 230 00:09:59,156 --> 00:10:01,957 I've been having cuntlets at my nan's house for years. 231 00:10:02,991 --> 00:10:04,438 We say 'cuntlet'. 232 00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:06,401 She a bit deaf? 233 00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:11,843 It's all right. 234 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,885 - You're nice, man. - Oh... 235 00:10:14,886 --> 00:10:17,526 Everyone's always like, "Oh, you're the best, Glen." 236 00:10:17,527 --> 00:10:22,249 You're not. You're kinda... You're honest with me, you know? 237 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:25,851 You'll call a cuntlet a cutlet and I like that. 238 00:10:25,852 --> 00:10:28,173 - It's all right, mate. - Stop it. 239 00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:29,655 - Nah, it's all right. - Stop it! 240 00:10:34,577 --> 00:10:36,137 You guys there? Come in. 241 00:10:36,868 --> 00:10:38,299 Yes. Jacob? 242 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,940 - Hi, it's Jacob from Port... - Yes, Jacob from Port Security. 243 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,421 I know who it is. 244 00:10:42,422 --> 00:10:45,863 I've come across a bag of white powder. 245 00:10:45,864 --> 00:10:48,145 About 350g. 246 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,266 Where did you find it? 247 00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:53,428 Out... Not in here. Outside the office. 248 00:10:54,464 --> 00:10:56,590 You should probably come and check it out. 249 00:10:56,591 --> 00:10:58,831 You might be able to shed a little light on it. 250 00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:02,633 Oh, for fuck's sake. 251 00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:04,514 Yep, okay. Just wait there, Jacob. 252 00:11:05,036 --> 00:11:06,717 I'll come down shortly. 253 00:11:14,321 --> 00:11:15,322 Fuckhead! 254 00:11:15,323 --> 00:11:18,123 Ah! Fuckin' hell. Jesus Christ. 255 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,365 - You okay? - Yeah. 256 00:11:22,686 --> 00:11:25,647 Because you're his father. 257 00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:29,609 Thanks for nothing. 258 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,210 How'd you go? 259 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:33,012 - No good. - No good. Nuh. 260 00:11:33,013 --> 00:11:37,134 Refuses to take any responsibility for his own son. 261 00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,735 That's a shame, Carol. 262 00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:41,737 Refuses to help me out when I need him. 263 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:43,538 You know, Lachy's been suspended. 264 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:46,419 I can't have him being home by himself the whole time. 265 00:11:47,661 --> 00:11:49,581 He's been suspended for a week. 266 00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:52,223 - For... a week? - Yeah. 267 00:11:52,224 --> 00:11:53,784 So, there... 268 00:11:53,785 --> 00:11:55,260 There was a bubbler. 269 00:11:55,284 --> 00:11:58,245 And he's... mounted the bubbler. 270 00:11:58,246 --> 00:12:00,086 Ah, right. Okay. 271 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:03,408 - For his own pleasure. - Got that, yeah. 272 00:12:03,409 --> 00:12:06,770 I mean, I just... They're making a very big thing of it. 273 00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:09,612 They've bloody cordoned the whole area off. 274 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:11,653 - They've taped it up, you know? - Oh, poor Lachy. 275 00:12:11,654 --> 00:12:14,014 - That's a bit much. - I know. Overreaction. 276 00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,855 I've just walked straight over to the bubbler 277 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:18,097 and I have drunk out of it 278 00:12:18,098 --> 00:12:20,378 just to show everyone, there's nothing wrong with the bubbler. 279 00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:24,901 Treating it like he's damaged school property. 280 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:27,383 Anyway, I'm just... 281 00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:31,345 You know, and everyone knows. All the kids know. 282 00:12:31,346 --> 00:12:34,747 And they're... You know, kids can be cruel too. 283 00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:36,948 They can be. Oh, poor Lachy. 284 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:39,550 I know. Calling him names and stuff. 285 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,471 Aquanuts. 286 00:12:41,472 --> 00:12:43,592 Bubble Boy. 287 00:12:44,092 --> 00:12:46,053 H2Orgasm. 288 00:12:47,385 --> 00:12:48,595 Fountain Fucker. 289 00:12:50,717 --> 00:12:54,158 Oh, that... That is really hurtful. 290 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:55,879 - To Lachy. - I'm so sorry. 291 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,721 I'm glad it's a source of amusement for you. 292 00:12:57,722 --> 00:12:59,201 It's not funny. I'm sorry, Carol. 293 00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:00,763 - That's... - Juvenile. 294 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,061 Sorry, Carol. 295 00:13:14,213 --> 00:13:15,694 Jacob. 296 00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:19,132 Holy shit. 297 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,333 You're better-looking than I thought. 298 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,655 Thank you. You had some white powder? 299 00:13:23,656 --> 00:13:26,176 - Yes, I did. - Okay. 300 00:13:26,177 --> 00:13:28,698 Little bit of white powder. 301 00:13:28,699 --> 00:13:30,899 Couple of eggs. 302 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,540 Cup of sugar. 303 00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,382 And... 304 00:13:40,826 --> 00:13:42,826 It's a cake. 305 00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:46,228 It's a cake that says "Welcome Hendy" and that said 'Stokes' 306 00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:49,110 but the air conditioning's broken so it's melted. 307 00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:51,351 So you brought me down here because you made a cake. 308 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:52,831 No. 309 00:13:54,086 --> 00:13:55,714 My mum made a cake. 310 00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:58,356 I think I told you to tell nobody that we were here. 311 00:13:58,357 --> 00:13:59,957 I didn't tell anyone that you were here. 312 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,312 Who made the cake? 313 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,200 My mum. 314 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:06,881 Your mum made the cake. 315 00:14:06,882 --> 00:14:08,522 So you told your mum on the phone 316 00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:10,603 we were here at the docks on an undercover operation 317 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:12,244 when I specifically told you 318 00:14:12,245 --> 00:14:14,045 not to tell anybody that we were here. 319 00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:16,355 - It's just my mum. - Bit annoyed. 320 00:14:16,395 --> 00:14:18,289 It's not appropriate. The cake's not appropriate. 321 00:14:18,314 --> 00:14:20,379 - It's just a cake, mate. - Don't call again. 322 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:25,093 I'll take the cake because it's here. 323 00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:27,136 Welcome. 324 00:14:27,161 --> 00:14:29,201 - Thank you. - It's a pleasure. 325 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,842 It's not appropriate, but thank you. 326 00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,323 Wasn't so hard, though, was it? 327 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,921 Okay. 328 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:41,152 Yep. Yeah, they loved it. 329 00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:47,849 This is shit, isn't it? 330 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,350 It's all right. 331 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:51,519 - You know where I wish I was? - Where? 332 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,760 - The States. - Oh, yeah? 333 00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:55,894 This country... this country's gone to shit. 334 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,242 Why? 335 00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:59,603 It's just negative vibes everywhere you go. 336 00:14:59,604 --> 00:15:01,805 I just don't feel supported here as a criminal. 337 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,126 Here, you're taught to dream small. 338 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:07,448 I wanna dream big. I wanna go over there and blow shit up. 339 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,009 You know when you just wanna bloody... 340 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,530 pull out a bloody Phillips head 341 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:12,411 and fuckin' stab 'em in the fuckin' head! 342 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,991 - Yeah. - You do, don't ya? 343 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:17,574 Yeah. And... and you mention that around here 344 00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:19,816 and half the time people just wanna piss on your dreams. 345 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:23,178 But they freak out. "Ooh, no! Bloody don't do that!" 346 00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:25,699 It's pretty true. It's pretty kinda small-scale, isn't it? 347 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,340 Just the whole vibe over there's just supportive. 348 00:15:27,341 --> 00:15:29,141 It's just one of... 349 00:15:29,142 --> 00:15:32,263 I know this is gonna sound weird, but it's... it's love. 350 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,705 - They just support your ideas. - How do you mean? 351 00:15:34,706 --> 00:15:36,185 Okay, so, like... 352 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,187 I pitched at a meeting. 353 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,221 A few months ago, I was gonna go bloody blow up a casino. 354 00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:42,998 Over here, okay. 355 00:15:43,023 --> 00:15:45,351 All those naysayers are, like, "No, you can't do that." 356 00:15:45,352 --> 00:15:47,152 "Don't bloody blow up a casino." 357 00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:49,233 - Tall poppy syndrome. - Yeah, totally! 358 00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:51,355 Over there, they're just, like, "Go for it!" 359 00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:53,836 "You blow up that fucking casino." 360 00:15:53,837 --> 00:15:55,877 "You get in there, you blow that fucker sky-high." 361 00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,358 Follow your dreams. 362 00:15:57,359 --> 00:15:58,774 You don't have your dreams, what have you got? 363 00:15:58,799 --> 00:15:59,599 Nothin'! 364 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,920 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 365 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,361 You're a little sweetheart, aren't ya? 366 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,242 - I've never been there. - What? 367 00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:05,723 Never been to the States. 368 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,779 Sorry, you've never been to the States? 369 00:16:07,811 --> 00:16:09,559 - No. - You've gotta go, mate. 370 00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:11,480 Hey. Stop. 371 00:16:12,373 --> 00:16:14,333 I'm gonna take you there right now. 372 00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:16,295 - What do you mean? - Close your bloody eyes. 373 00:16:16,296 --> 00:16:17,976 - Close 'em. - What? 374 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,457 Close your eyes. 375 00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:21,913 Open your mouth. 376 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:24,081 - What? - Just open your mouth. It's good. 377 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,300 I don't want to. 378 00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:27,022 Come on. Come on, you'll like it. 379 00:16:29,143 --> 00:16:31,145 Welcome to America. 380 00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,710 - That was just a taste. - Wow! 381 00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:44,872 Still no sign of shipments or suspects. 382 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,835 We sure we got the right dockyard? 383 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,316 Oops. 384 00:16:51,317 --> 00:16:54,434 Ah! Oh, no. 385 00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:55,758 Hmm? 386 00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,920 Can you, um... Oh, what's that? 387 00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:01,001 - Look out there for a second. - Why? 388 00:17:01,002 --> 00:17:03,674 Just... just give me some privacy, will you? 389 00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:04,698 Why? 390 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,243 Put the binoculars on and look out the window. 391 00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:08,244 Why? 392 00:17:08,269 --> 00:17:11,311 Because you're my friend and I'm asking you. 393 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,086 What's happening? 394 00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:23,489 - Oh, Jesus, Stokes! - It's all right. 395 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:26,290 - What is happening? - I'm just taking a photo. 396 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,492 All right? For Pam. 397 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:31,149 - Are you having an affair? - No! 398 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,974 No way. 399 00:17:32,975 --> 00:17:37,497 I just met this... this lady at the airport. 400 00:17:37,498 --> 00:17:41,259 We got our bags mixed up on the carriage. On the carousel thing. 401 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,381 We both went to grab the same bag and hit heads. 402 00:17:44,382 --> 00:17:46,182 We had a laugh. 403 00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:49,011 And then we went back out, we were at the taxi rank, 404 00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:51,986 and I was looking around and I shuffled 405 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,667 and we hit heads a second time! 406 00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:56,148 - Mm-hm. - So we laughed again. 407 00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:59,911 And anyway, she went to get in a taxi and she stopped, right? 408 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:04,113 She turns around and she had the courage to walk up to me 409 00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:05,914 and give me her card. 410 00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:09,156 At which point, you said, "I'm sorry. I'm married." 411 00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:11,277 - Well, no. - No? 412 00:18:11,278 --> 00:18:14,800 I just thought... how brave she was. 413 00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:17,259 I mean, that... that showed real courage. 414 00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:22,844 And I... You know, I just think that that should be rewarded. 415 00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:24,325 So now you're sending her dick pics. 416 00:18:24,326 --> 00:18:26,286 Well... yes. 417 00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:27,966 It's what she asked for. 418 00:18:27,991 --> 00:18:30,529 But, you know, there's nothing sexual in it. 419 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,771 Isn't it? I'm sorry, I thought dick pics were pretty sexual. 420 00:18:33,772 --> 00:18:36,452 No! She's... Pam's 65. 421 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,294 65?! 422 00:18:38,295 --> 00:18:41,015 All right, well, maybe for her there is something sexual, 423 00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:43,056 but for me, I'm just rewarding her bravery. 424 00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:44,898 And you get to send your dick to people 425 00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:46,659 and not go to prison for it. 426 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:50,661 I just wanna live in a world where that kind of... bravery 427 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:53,263 and beauty is rewarded. 428 00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:56,785 We shut each other down too much, you know? 429 00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,346 She took a chance, she put herself out there. 430 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:03,669 She was brave and I think that was beautiful. 431 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,270 Oh, here we go. 432 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:07,191 - Ohh! - Oh, Jesus Chri... 433 00:19:07,192 --> 00:19:09,632 - Whoa! - How did she get the... 434 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:11,474 Oh, yeah, this has gotta stop. 435 00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:18,158 You know, I've gotta say, 436 00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:19,798 you know, the boss's nephew, 437 00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:21,984 a bit of a cock, 438 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,881 throws his weight around a bit, 439 00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:26,442 misplaced sense of humour, perhaps, 440 00:19:26,443 --> 00:19:28,443 bit of a silly billy, 441 00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:30,924 big mouth, 442 00:19:30,925 --> 00:19:32,805 you know, all talk, 443 00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,567 dresses like a fool, 444 00:19:34,568 --> 00:19:36,408 bald prick, 445 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:40,490 always getting his foot out of his stupid... stupid mouth, 446 00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:42,251 dumb moustache, 447 00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:44,492 silly eyes. 448 00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:47,014 When you kinda peel all that back, 449 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,043 you're actually... 450 00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:51,855 actually a pretty special bloke. 451 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,500 I liked you immediately. 452 00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:03,385 Yeah, I'm almost gonna miss you when... 453 00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:06,502 when Bruce gets back. 454 00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:08,507 Are you joking? 455 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:12,709 Yeah, when Bruce recovers from the injuries. 456 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:15,551 - He's not coming back, mate. - What do you mean? 457 00:20:15,552 --> 00:20:17,993 Brucey's gone. He's bloody... 458 00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:19,473 He's brain dead. 459 00:20:19,474 --> 00:20:21,315 No, I heard he was shot in the leg. 460 00:20:21,316 --> 00:20:22,956 No, no, no, mate. 461 00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:24,597 And once he gets off the crutches... 462 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,705 No, no, mate. He's gone! 463 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:29,039 He's a full vegetable. He's like a vegetable. 464 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,401 He's got the mind of a bloody wilted parsnip 465 00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:34,643 that's been sitting in the bottom of the fridge too long. 466 00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:36,564 He's all bloody bendy. He can't... 467 00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:38,445 Like, sentence don't come no good no more. 468 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,246 - Course he can. - Nah, mate, he's gone. 469 00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:42,807 His brain's gone to mush. He's like overboiled broccoli. 470 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,169 You know your nanna? Remember your nanna would make broccoli? 471 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:47,090 - Just boil it for years. - Shut up. 472 00:20:47,091 --> 00:20:49,131 For years and years, then pour it onto the plate. 473 00:20:49,132 --> 00:20:50,652 - Just shut up. - It's lost its lustre. 474 00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:52,213 It's not even a vegetable anymore. 475 00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:53,694 It's nothing. He's nothing. There's nothing left. 476 00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:55,175 Just shut up. 477 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:57,583 He's like a Halloween pumpkin left out in the rain. 478 00:20:57,608 --> 00:20:58,897 Shut up. 479 00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,698 The kids are around going, "Give me lollies," 480 00:21:00,699 --> 00:21:02,539 but there's nothing in there, there's nothing at home. 481 00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:04,821 I mean, he's been blanched into nothingness. 482 00:21:04,822 --> 00:21:07,182 He's mush, mate. He's a complete vegie. 483 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,300 He's like flaccid celery. 484 00:21:09,325 --> 00:21:10,704 Shut up, Glen. 485 00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:12,505 There's nothing in there, 'cause he's gone. 486 00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:14,987 - He's like that weird juice... - Shut up. 487 00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:17,748 You know that stuff that you go, "What the hell is that?!" 488 00:21:17,749 --> 00:21:19,589 - Shut up, Glen. - He's got minutes to live, mate. 489 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:21,792 He's gone. He's absolutely gone. 490 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:40,780 Guys, are you there? 491 00:21:40,781 --> 00:21:43,321 Yes, Jacob. We've been here all night. All night. 492 00:21:43,321 --> 00:21:45,818 Are you hearing that? It's like a... 493 00:21:46,525 --> 00:21:51,549 like a dull thudding sound. 494 00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:57,833 Like a bag of potatoes being pushed... 495 00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,874 slammed up against, like, a metal surface. 496 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,076 You know what? I think we do hear that. 497 00:22:03,077 --> 00:22:05,357 Um, okay. Well, listen. 498 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,598 We're gonna go investigate that sound 499 00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:09,880 for possibly the next two to three hours. 500 00:22:09,881 --> 00:22:11,721 We're gonna need you to keep the airwaves 501 00:22:11,722 --> 00:22:13,522 completely silent while we do that. 502 00:22:13,523 --> 00:22:17,124 But good work, Jacob. Please give yourself a pat on the back. 503 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,245 - Yeah, all right, I will. - Are you doing it now? 504 00:22:19,246 --> 00:22:22,607 - Yep. - Say it. 505 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,408 I'm giving myself a pat on the back. 506 00:22:25,099 --> 00:22:26,570 It's stopped. 507 00:23:00,425 --> 00:23:02,425 Synced & corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com