1 00:00:01,689 --> 00:00:03,616 _ 2 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:08,499 Hello there! 3 00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:11,429 Ah... 4 00:01:11,429 --> 00:01:12,869 Hello! 5 00:01:14,669 --> 00:01:15,989 Hello? 6 00:01:15,989 --> 00:01:17,669 Hello! 7 00:01:17,669 --> 00:01:20,789 - What are you doing? - I was setting a trap. 8 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,989 - A trap? - On your roof. 9 00:01:22,989 --> 00:01:25,389 - What happened? - I tried it out. 10 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,989 - How? - Accidentally. 11 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,229 - Bless you. - Thanks. 12 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:31,909 - What's your name? - Grant. 13 00:01:31,909 --> 00:01:34,909 - Hello, Grant. What floor is this? - 60. 14 00:01:34,909 --> 00:01:36,069 Agh! 15 00:01:38,589 --> 00:01:42,789 - Would it all right if I came in? - I will have to ask my mom. 16 00:01:42,789 --> 00:01:45,029 - Ow! - Mom, wake up. 17 00:02:03,149 --> 00:02:04,469 Oh! 18 00:02:07,269 --> 00:02:09,389 Mom says you can come in. 19 00:02:09,389 --> 00:02:11,509 You're expected. 20 00:02:11,509 --> 00:02:13,309 Expected? 21 00:02:13,309 --> 00:02:14,549 Ahhh! 22 00:02:38,629 --> 00:02:40,989 Sorry. Did you say I was expected? 23 00:02:40,989 --> 00:02:42,589 Yeah. 24 00:02:42,589 --> 00:02:44,069 Who did you say I was? 25 00:02:44,069 --> 00:02:46,749 I told her I saw an old guy at the window. 26 00:02:53,789 --> 00:02:55,589 Ho-ho-ho! 27 00:02:57,949 --> 00:02:59,829 Merry Christmas, Grant! 28 00:03:11,229 --> 00:03:12,709 Mom and Dad are asleep now. 29 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:14,709 I can get you back on the roof. 30 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:16,389 - I know the way. - Shh! 31 00:03:16,389 --> 00:03:19,549 - What are you doing? - Take a look at that picture. 32 00:03:21,309 --> 00:03:24,189 - OK. - Now this one. 33 00:03:24,189 --> 00:03:27,829 Take a good, long look. It takes a moment to see it. 34 00:03:27,829 --> 00:03:28,794 See what? 35 00:03:28,832 --> 00:03:33,430 Superman and Clark Kent are one and the same person. 36 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:37,069 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 37 00:03:37,069 --> 00:03:39,429 Look, I drew specs on Superman. 38 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:41,949 Everyone knows they're the same person. 39 00:03:46,349 --> 00:03:48,389 Well, Lois Lane doesn't. 40 00:03:48,389 --> 00:03:50,589 And she's a reporter. 41 00:03:55,349 --> 00:03:57,549 Why did they call him Spider-Man? Don't they like him? 42 00:03:57,549 --> 00:03:59,829 He was bitten by a radioactive spider, 43 00:03:59,829 --> 00:04:01,629 and guess what happened? 44 00:04:01,629 --> 00:04:04,349 Radiation poisoning, I should think. 45 00:04:04,349 --> 00:04:06,389 No, he got special powers. 46 00:04:06,389 --> 00:04:08,629 What, vomiting, hair loss and death? 47 00:04:08,629 --> 00:04:10,389 Fat lot of use. 48 00:04:10,389 --> 00:04:11,869 Hey! 49 00:04:14,389 --> 00:04:16,158 - What do you think? - That looks... 50 00:04:16,158 --> 00:04:16,893 I know. 51 00:04:16,949 --> 00:04:19,309 - Cheap. - Oh, shut up! 52 00:04:20,669 --> 00:04:23,469 - Got a cold there, Grant? - I always get a cold at Christmas. 53 00:04:23,469 --> 00:04:25,589 Me too. Or an invasion. 54 00:04:27,069 --> 00:04:29,389 - Where did you get that from? - My pocket. 55 00:04:29,389 --> 00:04:31,332 How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? 56 00:04:31,332 --> 00:04:31,964 Skills. 57 00:04:31,964 --> 00:04:36,589 Now, hush. I've got a lot of work to do. Take this. 58 00:04:39,669 --> 00:04:41,709 - Who are you? - The Doctor. 59 00:04:41,709 --> 00:04:43,709 - Yes, but who are you? - The Doctor. 60 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:46,349 Which one, though? There's lots of doctors. 61 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:49,149 THE one. The main one, the original. I started it. 62 00:04:49,149 --> 00:04:50,829 They're all based on me. 63 00:04:50,829 --> 00:04:53,629 Now everyone who wants to sound clever calls themselves Doctor. 64 00:04:53,629 --> 00:04:55,229 Bandwagon! 65 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:57,829 In a comic book, you know what you'd be called? 66 00:04:57,829 --> 00:04:59,789 Doctor Mysterio! 67 00:04:59,789 --> 00:05:02,189 I like that. 68 00:05:02,189 --> 00:05:04,269 Doctor Mysterio! 69 00:05:04,269 --> 00:05:05,909 I'll have that! 70 00:05:05,909 --> 00:05:07,389 Nearly ready. 71 00:05:07,389 --> 00:05:08,989 What is it? 72 00:05:08,989 --> 00:05:11,949 Well, in terms that you would understand... 73 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:13,989 Sorry, there aren't any. 74 00:05:13,989 --> 00:05:18,909 It's a... it's a... it's a... it's a time-distortion equaliser thingy. 75 00:05:18,909 --> 00:05:20,549 A what? 76 00:05:20,549 --> 00:05:23,709 There's been a lot of localised disruption here in New York, so... 77 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:25,189 My fault, actually. 78 00:05:25,189 --> 00:05:27,349 Hopefully this will make it all calm down. 79 00:05:27,349 --> 00:05:29,269 I don't understand. 80 00:05:29,269 --> 00:05:31,669 Do you know what a lightning conductor is? 81 00:05:31,669 --> 00:05:33,109 - Yeah. - Well, it's not like that. 82 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:35,589 - I thought you were setting a trap. - I was. To protect this. 83 00:05:35,589 --> 00:05:39,309 I don't want anyone turning it off, or stealing it for a Christmas tree. 84 00:05:39,309 --> 00:05:42,709 - But it looks like a Christmas tree. - Of course it does, it's science! 85 00:05:43,447 --> 00:05:45,549 - Do you want to turn the lights on? - Can I? 86 00:05:45,549 --> 00:05:47,069 Go on. It's Christmas Day. 87 00:05:47,069 --> 00:05:50,229 - What do I do? - Ah! 88 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:54,189 Put this into this. 89 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:57,389 And you flick all those little switches on. 90 00:06:01,789 --> 00:06:03,509 Nothing's happening. 91 00:06:03,509 --> 00:06:06,349 Yeah, because now we get to the cool bit. Come here. 92 00:06:07,549 --> 00:06:10,389 Do you see that little door there? Pop it open. 93 00:06:11,909 --> 00:06:13,909 Now we turn on the lights. 94 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:15,949 Pop the gemstone right in there. 95 00:06:15,949 --> 00:06:17,429 What gemstone? 96 00:06:17,429 --> 00:06:19,789 The gemstone that I gave you- pop it right in there. 97 00:06:19,789 --> 00:06:21,509 That was a gemstone? 98 00:06:21,509 --> 00:06:23,589 Well, it's more than a gemstone- 99 00:06:23,589 --> 00:06:27,069 it's also like a kind of onboard computer. Come here. 100 00:06:27,069 --> 00:06:30,669 Can you see... Can you see that little yellow star 101 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:33,269 at the end of that curve? 102 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:35,389 It comes from near there. 103 00:06:35,389 --> 00:06:37,829 Formed in the heart of a red hole 104 00:06:37,829 --> 00:06:41,589 and stabilised in pure dwarf star crystal! 105 00:06:41,589 --> 00:06:44,789 The gemstone is intuitive- it knows what you want 106 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:47,949 and draws energy from the nearest star to make it happen. 107 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:51,389 There's only four of them left in the universe. 108 00:06:51,389 --> 00:06:55,829 The Apocalypse Monks of the Andorax called this one 109 00:06:55,829 --> 00:07:00,749 the Hazandra- the Ghost of Love and Wishes. 110 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,549 OK, then. Pop it in. 111 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,709 I thought it was medicine. 112 00:07:08,189 --> 00:07:09,389 What? 113 00:07:09,389 --> 00:07:11,429 It looked like medicine. 114 00:07:11,429 --> 00:07:13,349 What have you done with it? 115 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,709 Well, you gave me medicine and a glass of water, 116 00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:17,709 and you said you were a doctor. 117 00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:19,589 I thought it was for my cough. 118 00:07:19,589 --> 00:07:21,149 Oh! You swallowed it? 119 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,149 You can't go round swallowing things! What age are you, 36? 120 00:07:24,149 --> 00:07:25,229 Eight. 121 00:07:27,389 --> 00:07:29,389 Am I going to get sick? 122 00:07:29,389 --> 00:07:32,629 - No, no, no - quite the opposite! - The opposite? 123 00:07:32,629 --> 00:07:34,309 What's the opposite? 124 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,749 - What happened? - Nothing. 125 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,509 What's wrong with me? 126 00:07:40,509 --> 00:07:42,389 Well, you've got a cough 127 00:07:42,389 --> 00:07:44,309 and a slight case of levitation. 128 00:07:46,149 --> 00:07:49,189 - Stay calm. - What happens if I don't stay calm? 129 00:07:49,189 --> 00:07:52,589 - Oh! Don't panic. - What happens if I panic? 130 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:13,749 Oh, hey, you're all right! 131 00:08:14,989 --> 00:08:16,709 You're OK! 132 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,349 Yeah... 133 00:08:22,389 --> 00:08:24,789 Ssh-ssh-ssh-ssh! 134 00:08:24,789 --> 00:08:26,989 Hey, Mrs Lombard. 135 00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:29,349 No, don't worry, Jennifer's fine. 136 00:08:29,349 --> 00:08:32,349 She just woke up, but I'm going to put her back to sleep. 137 00:08:32,349 --> 00:08:34,149 No, it's OK, Mrs Lombard. 138 00:08:34,149 --> 00:08:37,149 It's what you pay me for. 139 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,749 OK. Goodnight. 140 00:08:45,469 --> 00:08:47,749 Grant, you need to concentrate. 141 00:08:50,549 --> 00:08:52,989 What's happened to me? 142 00:08:52,989 --> 00:08:56,669 Intuitive crystal, plus too many comic books. 143 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:59,549 The gemstone is giving you what it thinks you want. 144 00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:04,429 You're a superhero... 145 00:09:46,829 --> 00:09:49,869 Any questions after today can be handled by Miss Shuster 146 00:09:49,869 --> 00:09:51,629 or Miss Siegel, who can be contacted 147 00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:54,509 on the e-mail addresses provided in your welcome pack. 148 00:09:54,509 --> 00:09:57,389 That's all we have time for, ladies and gentlemen. 149 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,669 I hope you had a stimulating day, 150 00:09:59,669 --> 00:10:01,149 and maybe saw a little 151 00:10:01,149 --> 00:10:03,709 of what makes Harmony Shoal the foremost 152 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:07,269 innovator in science and technology the world over. 153 00:10:07,269 --> 00:10:11,109 Like we always say- we're here to open your minds. 154 00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:14,149 Mr Brock, just one more question. 155 00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:16,949 I've been looking into your funding, and you seem to have 156 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,309 a lot of benefactors for a research institute. 157 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:23,989 The world is changing, Miss Fletcher. Science got sexy. 158 00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:27,669 Yeah, but your benefactors- I can't seem to find any of them. 159 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,949 Very simple reason for that. 160 00:10:29,949 --> 00:10:32,669 I killed them all, buried them in my back yard. 161 00:10:34,429 --> 00:10:36,389 How big is your back yard, Mr Brock? 162 00:10:36,389 --> 00:10:38,389 At the last count, Wyoming. 163 00:10:40,029 --> 00:10:43,509 Now, if you good people will excuse me, this young lady 164 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:44,949 will guide you to the exit... 165 00:10:44,949 --> 00:10:46,429 Mr Brock? 166 00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:48,109 Er, Mr Brock? 167 00:10:48,109 --> 00:10:49,629 Mr Brock? Mr Brock. 168 00:10:49,629 --> 00:10:51,789 Apparently we have one more question. 169 00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:54,389 Yes. Where's the little boys' room? 170 00:10:55,869 --> 00:10:59,469 I think you'll find the restrooms to the left, on your way out. 171 00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:01,829 No, not the restrooms, the little boys' room. 172 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,069 If you successfully locate the restrooms, 173 00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:06,109 I think you'll find everything you need in there. 174 00:11:06,109 --> 00:11:08,669 - Thank you all. - This way, ladies and gentlemen. 175 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,509 I don't want a rest. 176 00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:14,029 If everyone's just having a rest, I might cause an incident. 177 00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:20,419 Dr Sim, is there a problem? 178 00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:26,419 It's the brains. There's something I need to show you. 179 00:11:27,739 --> 00:11:30,699 - It's necessary. - Later. Meet me here... 180 00:11:30,699 --> 00:11:32,739 at midnight. 181 00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:34,379 Thank you, sir. 182 00:11:49,139 --> 00:11:52,059 Mr Brock. You startled me. 183 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,619 Shall we? 184 00:11:53,619 --> 00:11:55,259 Of course. 185 00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:23,139 All clear! 186 00:12:41,398 --> 00:12:42,470 Well? 187 00:12:43,045 --> 00:12:45,897 Look at them. You see nothing unusual? 188 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,659 I see brains... 189 00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,699 every place except here. 190 00:12:54,219 --> 00:12:57,459 These specimens were donated to this facility by our benefactors, 191 00:12:57,459 --> 00:12:59,539 for a top-secret research project. 192 00:12:59,539 --> 00:13:01,659 A project which is not to be questioned, impeded, 193 00:13:01,659 --> 00:13:04,059 or in fact mentioned by any of the employees 194 00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:06,099 of the Harmony Shoal Institute. 195 00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:09,463 Even I don't have the clearance to know what's going on in here. 196 00:13:09,463 --> 00:13:10,246 But why? 197 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:13,772 It's not your job to ask questions! Stick to science. 198 00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:18,859 Something wrong with your eyes? 199 00:13:18,859 --> 00:13:22,899 Sir, the first time I came in here, I counted 24 specimens. 200 00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:26,699 The second time I counted, there were 30. Now there are 36. 201 00:13:26,699 --> 00:13:29,099 Well, I guess they've got the space. 202 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:32,379 You don't understand. There have been no deliveries. I checked it. 203 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,419 Some of these brains, sir, they just... 204 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,139 ... arrived. 205 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,619 It's OK. I'm an intruder too. 206 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,939 Yeah, I brought snacks- mark of a pro. 207 00:14:01,939 --> 00:14:03,899 Keep listening. 208 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,659 Looks like a brain to me. 209 00:14:09,659 --> 00:14:12,899 Kind of blue, I guess, but that's the fluid, right? 210 00:14:12,899 --> 00:14:15,019 Yes. That's the fluid. 211 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,139 Tap the glass, sir. 212 00:14:17,139 --> 00:14:20,819 - What did you say? - Tap the glass. Please. 213 00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:33,699 What... the hell is that? 214 00:14:35,259 --> 00:14:38,179 - Is that a joke? - No, sir, it's not a joke. 215 00:14:38,179 --> 00:14:41,379 It's got eyes! Look at them, they're like... 216 00:14:44,979 --> 00:14:47,139 They're like YOUR eyes. 217 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,059 Yes, sir, they are. 218 00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:01,459 Dr Sim? 219 00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:08,939 - What are you pointing at? - I'm pointing at Dr Sim. 220 00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:13,259 Don't look so alarmed- we merely exchanged containers. 221 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:16,699 You might call this a... hijack. 222 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,299 What happened to you? I don't understand. 223 00:15:32,739 --> 00:15:35,699 The same thing that is about to happen to you. 224 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:44,219 I had a change of mind. 225 00:15:57,179 --> 00:15:59,019 No! No, please, no! 226 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,539 Let me out of here! 227 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:07,979 What's happening? What are you doing? 228 00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:44,459 Who are you? 229 00:16:44,459 --> 00:16:47,259 Lucy Fletcher, reporter, from the Daily Chronicle. 230 00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,206 Hang on, why am I telling you the truth? 231 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:49,807 Spooky, isn't it? 232 00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:51,659 - Looking for a story? - I think I just found one. 233 00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:53,139 Brains with minds of their own? 234 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:54,569 No-one will believe that- this is America. 235 00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:55,970 Who are YOU? 236 00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:59,099 Special Agent Dan Dangerous from Scotland Yard, Scotland. 237 00:16:59,099 --> 00:17:00,819 The Doctor for short. 238 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,379 See, they've got institutes all over the world. 239 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,099 And always in capital cities. 240 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,779 Nope. 241 00:17:06,779 --> 00:17:10,019 Yes, yes, they are, see? 242 00:17:10,019 --> 00:17:11,979 New York's not a capital city, is it? 243 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:13,809 You don't need to point out the mistakes. 244 00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:16,097 - That's not what you're for. - Washington's got its own one. 245 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:23,099 I would call Security, but they might leave you alive. 246 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:25,579 I do not want any awkward questions 247 00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:29,739 about intruders I was forced to shoot for my own protection. 248 00:17:31,739 --> 00:17:34,459 Good plan. Here's another one! 249 00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:38,219 Go on. Tell them you shot us in the back in self-defence. 250 00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:41,539 We'll be laughing all the way to the slab. 251 00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:45,139 - Face me. - Maybe not. 252 00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:46,979 Face me now. 253 00:17:48,156 --> 00:17:48,739 What is that? 254 00:17:48,739 --> 00:17:50,299 - It's not me. - It sounds like... 255 00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:55,219 - Like someone knocking at a window. - We're on the 100th floor. 256 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,670 Oh, my God, he's real. 257 00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:08,363 - Who's real? - The Ghost. 258 00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:10,219 - Who's the Ghost? - Masked vigilante. 259 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:10,936 But he's... 260 00:18:10,937 --> 00:18:12,956 - What? - Super. 261 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:26,979 - Mind if I come in? - Impressive. 262 00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:30,379 Those windows, like everything in this building, are built 263 00:18:30,379 --> 00:18:34,179 to withstand a blast equivalent to four nuclear explosions. 264 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,699 Sorry about that. Would you like me to call a glazier? 265 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:37,859 Hmm. 266 00:18:52,859 --> 00:18:55,979 Please understand, it's against my personal code 267 00:18:55,979 --> 00:18:58,419 to cause lasting harm to any individual. 268 00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:02,899 However, light to moderate injury is fine. 269 00:19:02,899 --> 00:19:04,739 That's good! 270 00:19:04,739 --> 00:19:07,739 Hello. Was that man annoying you? 271 00:19:07,739 --> 00:19:12,139 You're real. I can't believe it, you're actually real. 272 00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:15,739 I'm afraid I am. I enjoy your column, Miss Fletcher. 273 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,339 You read my column? You read? You're real and you read? 274 00:19:18,339 --> 00:19:20,779 Though I find the political bias in your paper's editorial 275 00:19:20,779 --> 00:19:22,067 not entirely to my taste. 276 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:23,268 - I'll pass that on. - Thank you. 277 00:19:23,459 --> 00:19:27,499 - Who are these gentlemen? - They're, um... I don't actually know. 278 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,499 - This is my friend, Nardole. - Hello, the Ghost! 279 00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:32,859 And I'm the Doctor. 280 00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:35,299 The Doctor. 281 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,339 I thought we had lots of doctors. 282 00:19:37,339 --> 00:19:39,179 I'm the main one. 283 00:19:42,408 --> 00:19:43,614 Can I give you a ride home? 284 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,615 - You have a car? - No. 285 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:50,099 - I hope you're OK with heights. - I'm OK so far! 286 00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:54,579 Have a good evening, gentlemen. 287 00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:02,819 He... seems nice! 288 00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:07,659 Grant... 289 00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:09,779 So I'm a superhero now? 290 00:20:09,779 --> 00:20:12,579 Once the gemstone is gone from inside you, 291 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,459 you'll be back to normal. 292 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,419 - It will pass. - But how will it get out? 293 00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:19,179 Like I said, it will pass. 294 00:20:19,179 --> 00:20:21,259 Looking forward to that. 295 00:20:21,259 --> 00:20:23,699 - Are you sure? - Of course I'm not sure. 296 00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:25,499 Nothing's ever sure. 297 00:20:25,499 --> 00:20:28,019 Just promise me one thing- 298 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,499 for as long as you have these powers, 299 00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:33,939 you will never, ever use them. 300 00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:38,459 Sure. 301 00:20:44,339 --> 00:20:46,259 Is this the right building? 302 00:20:46,259 --> 00:20:48,859 They all look the same from up there. 303 00:20:48,859 --> 00:20:52,459 Yeah, yeah, this is me, thanks. 304 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,979 Well, I certainly hope this unpleasant experience hasn't 305 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:58,739 - put you off a career in journalism. - Oh, no, no, no. Not at all. 306 00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:03,259 Sorry. Duty calls. 307 00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:05,899 Look at that. The Bat-Signal's an app now? 308 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:08,339 What is it? Bank robbery? Hijack? 309 00:21:08,339 --> 00:21:10,939 Uh... something like that. 310 00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:12,819 Excuse me! 311 00:21:16,219 --> 00:21:18,339 Go get 'em! 312 00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:33,579 With great power comes great responsibility. 313 00:21:35,539 --> 00:21:39,779 No man worthy of the title leaves a baby alone. 314 00:21:39,779 --> 00:21:43,419 - How did you find me? - I tracked the gemstone inside you. 315 00:21:47,419 --> 00:21:50,379 Your powers, they don't belong in this world. 316 00:21:50,379 --> 00:21:53,339 They're an anomaly. You promised me you'd never use them. 317 00:21:53,339 --> 00:21:55,979 - May I take her? - She's yours? 318 00:21:55,979 --> 00:21:58,179 I'm hers. I'm her nanny. 319 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,099 You're her nanny? 320 00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:03,653 Yeah, her nanny. You got a problem with that? 321 00:22:03,654 --> 00:22:04,954 No, no, it's just... 322 00:22:05,179 --> 00:22:08,179 OK, so you are a superhero and a nanny. 323 00:22:08,179 --> 00:22:09,739 You've got to make a buck somehow. 324 00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:11,619 You don't get paid for saving people. 325 00:22:11,619 --> 00:22:14,859 You don't have to tell us. Here you go, nice and warm. 326 00:22:14,859 --> 00:22:17,139 And tasty! Ooh, elephant! 327 00:22:18,619 --> 00:22:21,099 It's fine. It's a long-range baby-monitor. 328 00:22:21,099 --> 00:22:23,099 I can get back to this apartment 329 00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:25,899 quicker than most people can get to their kids' bedrooms. 330 00:22:25,899 --> 00:22:28,059 Grant, Grant, this is insane. 331 00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:30,459 Look, I'm me, the Doctor, 332 00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:32,339 and even I think this is insane. 333 00:22:32,339 --> 00:22:34,234 - Even him! - I can cope. 334 00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:35,235 Of course you can't. 335 00:22:35,299 --> 00:22:38,299 When do you sleep? When are you not on call? 336 00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:41,059 How complicated do you need your life to be? 337 00:22:43,099 --> 00:22:46,339 Well, not as complicated as it's about to get. 338 00:22:46,339 --> 00:22:48,379 We're in here, Mrs Lombard. 339 00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:50,979 Oh, Jennifer, look at you, up again! 340 00:22:50,979 --> 00:22:53,179 Don't you ever sleep? 341 00:22:53,179 --> 00:22:54,512 Did you have a good evening, Mrs Lombard? 342 00:22:54,513 --> 00:22:55,513 Oh, it was work. 343 00:22:56,179 --> 00:22:57,979 Why would it be good? 344 00:22:57,979 --> 00:23:01,059 Well, I don't know, you seem a little buzzed. 345 00:23:01,059 --> 00:23:04,379 - I thought maybe you'd met someone. - Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. 346 00:23:04,379 --> 00:23:06,299 Grant... 347 00:23:06,299 --> 00:23:08,619 What are you doing here? 348 00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:11,339 We could ask you the same question. 349 00:23:11,339 --> 00:23:13,089 But it's your apartment, so we probably won't. 350 00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:14,090 Well... 351 00:23:17,699 --> 00:23:20,459 We... we were worried about you. 352 00:23:20,459 --> 00:23:23,499 We wanted to make sure that you were all right, 353 00:23:23,499 --> 00:23:25,139 so we followed you. 354 00:23:25,139 --> 00:23:27,139 You followed me and got here first? 355 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,259 Well, that's just a measure of our concern. 356 00:23:29,259 --> 00:23:32,339 - Very concerned. - They said they knew you. I let them in. 357 00:23:32,339 --> 00:23:34,059 We met tonight. 358 00:23:34,059 --> 00:23:36,419 We need to talk, you and me. 359 00:23:36,419 --> 00:23:38,099 Oh! Did something happen? 360 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,939 Nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about. 361 00:23:42,939 --> 00:23:44,979 - I'll put her to bed. - I can do that. 362 00:23:44,979 --> 00:23:46,899 No, it's OK, I want to. 363 00:23:53,579 --> 00:23:56,219 Lombard's her married name. 364 00:23:58,099 --> 00:24:00,819 He ran off when the baby came along. 365 00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:04,459 Lucy. 366 00:24:04,459 --> 00:24:06,899 Of course. 367 00:24:13,899 --> 00:24:16,699 - Hey. - What are you doing here? 368 00:24:16,699 --> 00:24:18,739 I'm your relief algebra teacher. 369 00:24:18,739 --> 00:24:21,619 Thought I'd check in on you, see how you're coping. 370 00:24:21,619 --> 00:24:24,739 Well, it hasn't passed, if that's what you want to know. 371 00:24:24,739 --> 00:24:27,979 I think that it's a part of your DNA now. 372 00:24:27,979 --> 00:24:30,899 It's bonded with you. I'm sorry. 373 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:39,379 - Why aren't you looking at me? - I don't want to. 374 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:41,979 You're not looking at anyone. Are you shy now? 375 00:24:41,979 --> 00:24:44,379 Is that floor really interesting? 376 00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:48,219 - I'm not shy. I just can't stop it. - Can't stop what? 377 00:24:48,219 --> 00:24:49,859 The X-ray vision. 378 00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:54,019 Oh! 379 00:24:54,019 --> 00:24:58,899 I'm in hell. Naked hell. I just can't look at people! 380 00:24:58,899 --> 00:25:03,419 It's the gemstone. It's responding to... puberty. 381 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,899 - Hey, Grant! - Hey, Lucy! 382 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:09,419 You really like her, don't you? 383 00:25:09,419 --> 00:25:11,899 I have X-ray eyes- I like everyone! 384 00:25:11,899 --> 00:25:14,859 - But Lucy is your favourite. - Who says? 385 00:25:18,899 --> 00:25:22,459 A couple of years after high school, I ran into her again. 386 00:25:22,459 --> 00:25:24,899 - She even remembered me. - Oh, that was lucky. 387 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:27,379 And I was with my best friend at the time, 388 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:30,139 and she couldn't take her eyes off him. 389 00:25:30,139 --> 00:25:31,022 OK. 390 00:25:31,023 --> 00:25:33,196 - Love at first sight. - Right. 391 00:25:33,379 --> 00:25:36,010 Then marriage, then a baby... 392 00:25:37,211 --> 00:25:39,580 and then he ran off with someone else. 393 00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:43,116 Leaving, I suppose, the field open for you to move in... 394 00:25:43,117 --> 00:25:43,773 Yeah. 395 00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:45,819 ...and care for the child she'd had by another man. 396 00:25:45,819 --> 00:25:47,099 Yeah. 397 00:25:47,099 --> 00:25:48,739 So she could keep working 398 00:25:48,739 --> 00:25:51,339 and possibly date other friends of yours. 399 00:25:51,339 --> 00:25:53,779 - Pretty much. - You tiger! 400 00:25:53,779 --> 00:25:56,779 - Thank you. - Who are you thanking? 401 00:25:56,779 --> 00:25:58,299 The universe. 402 00:25:58,299 --> 00:26:00,939 There's somebody worse at this than me. 403 00:26:11,339 --> 00:26:13,059 Excuse me. 404 00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:34,179 This is Mr Huffle. Mr Huffle feels pain. 405 00:26:36,419 --> 00:26:38,059 Meet me in the kitchen. 406 00:26:55,939 --> 00:26:58,179 With you in a minute. 407 00:27:07,739 --> 00:27:10,219 So... you're from Scotland Yard. 408 00:27:10,219 --> 00:27:11,699 Yes. 409 00:27:14,659 --> 00:27:18,459 It's fine if you don't tell me your secrets. I intend to keep mine. 410 00:27:18,459 --> 00:27:19,968 - But don't lie to me. - Or what? 411 00:27:19,969 --> 00:27:20,969 I hurt Mr Huffle. 412 00:27:22,979 --> 00:27:26,779 I assume you belong to some kind of, I don't know, agency- 413 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,659 I don't care which one- 414 00:27:28,659 --> 00:27:31,459 and that your current assignment is to investigate Harmony Shoal. 415 00:27:31,459 --> 00:27:33,739 - Correct? - No, I was just passing through... 416 00:27:35,619 --> 00:27:38,539 OK, OK. Yes, fine, OK. Yes, broadly speaking, yes. 417 00:27:39,819 --> 00:27:41,979 What are those brain things? 418 00:27:43,201 --> 00:27:45,659 I don't know. It's nothing that need concern you. 419 00:27:45,659 --> 00:27:49,459 I'm a reporter. That category does not exist. What are they? 420 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,859 You wouldn't believe me if I told you. 421 00:27:51,859 --> 00:27:53,859 No reason not to tell me, then. 422 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:58,899 Those brains, 423 00:27:58,899 --> 00:28:00,979 they aren't just brains. 424 00:28:02,739 --> 00:28:05,579 They're independent alien life forms. 425 00:28:05,579 --> 00:28:07,219 And...? 426 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,859 They migrate from planet to planet, 427 00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:17,139 extracting and replacing the central nervous systems of compatible hosts. 428 00:28:17,139 --> 00:28:18,619 And...? 429 00:28:19,819 --> 00:28:22,539 Harmony Shoal is a multinational corporation 430 00:28:22,539 --> 00:28:26,019 whose true purpose is to extract and replace the brains 431 00:28:26,019 --> 00:28:29,099 of key authority figures around the world, 432 00:28:29,099 --> 00:28:33,219 and prepare Earth for full colonisation. 433 00:28:35,939 --> 00:28:37,299 Ha! 434 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,979 You believe me? 435 00:28:38,979 --> 00:28:42,019 I don't think you're lying- slightly different. 436 00:28:42,019 --> 00:28:45,419 What has Harmony Shoal got to do with the Ghost? 437 00:28:46,097 --> 00:28:46,765 Nothing. 438 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,299 Ah, so you know who the Ghost really is, then? 439 00:28:48,299 --> 00:28:49,619 No, I have no... 440 00:28:49,619 --> 00:28:51,339 Oh, stop it. 441 00:28:51,339 --> 00:28:53,659 We just went to a top-secret science research facility, 442 00:28:53,659 --> 00:28:55,299 apparently run by brains from space, 443 00:28:55,299 --> 00:28:56,979 and a flying man with superpowers turns up. 444 00:28:56,979 --> 00:28:59,019 Anybody would assume the two were connected, 445 00:28:59,019 --> 00:29:01,019 except for someone who already knew they weren't. 446 00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:03,459 So, clearly, you know the Ghost, and trust him. 447 00:29:03,459 --> 00:29:05,859 Nobody trusts anybody without knowing who they are, 448 00:29:05,859 --> 00:29:09,299 so you know who he really is. So now you can tell me. Who is he? 449 00:29:09,299 --> 00:29:11,259 Oh, that's interesting. 450 00:29:11,259 --> 00:29:14,139 - You don't work for an agency, do you? - Don't I? 451 00:29:14,139 --> 00:29:16,299 You're not used to being spoken to like this, 452 00:29:16,299 --> 00:29:18,379 which means you don't have a boss or an employer. 453 00:29:18,379 --> 00:29:21,019 So why are you investigating Harmony Shoal? What's in it for you? 454 00:29:21,019 --> 00:29:21,935 I like to keep busy. 455 00:29:21,936 --> 00:29:23,503 - Why? What happened to you? - Nothing! 456 00:29:23,619 --> 00:29:25,019 Oh, look! 457 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:28,899 Oh! 458 00:29:28,899 --> 00:29:30,939 ... Because fire prevention is the 459 00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:33,379 responsibility of every citizen- 460 00:29:33,379 --> 00:29:35,779 so get a smoke detector! 461 00:29:37,699 --> 00:29:39,699 Sorry, duty calls. 462 00:29:39,699 --> 00:29:41,699 Oh, look at him go. 463 00:29:41,699 --> 00:29:43,899 I need to know who he is. 464 00:29:43,899 --> 00:29:46,539 You're all right. She just needs a change. 465 00:29:46,539 --> 00:29:49,699 Oh, it's OK, I'll do it. You're so quick, Grant. 466 00:29:49,699 --> 00:29:51,619 Oh, yes. He's definitely quick. 467 00:29:54,699 --> 00:29:56,619 - Do you have any time off? - Sure! 468 00:29:56,619 --> 00:29:58,219 As the storm hit, 469 00:29:58,219 --> 00:30:00,059 it became clear that two children 470 00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:02,059 were still trapped on the big wheel. 471 00:30:02,059 --> 00:30:03,619 The two small... 472 00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,619 Doctor? 473 00:30:11,619 --> 00:30:14,539 So, can you put me in touch with him? 474 00:30:15,353 --> 00:30:17,619 The real guy behind the mask? 475 00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:19,259 You're smart. 476 00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:20,899 You're so clever I actually noticed. 477 00:30:20,899 --> 00:30:22,852 I hardly ever listen when other people are talking. 478 00:30:22,853 --> 00:30:23,853 So what? 479 00:30:24,259 --> 00:30:27,339 - So why can't you find himself yourself? - I got a lead. 480 00:30:27,339 --> 00:30:29,019 What lead? 481 00:30:29,019 --> 00:30:31,899 You. You know him. Don't even try telling me you don't. 482 00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:33,779 Maybe you know him too. 483 00:30:35,259 --> 00:30:36,819 Hey, where did Grant go? 484 00:30:36,819 --> 00:30:38,339 Right here, Mrs Lombard. 485 00:30:38,339 --> 00:30:40,071 - Oh. - Would you like your coffee? 486 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,728 Oh, no, I'm OK, thanks. 487 00:30:42,339 --> 00:30:44,139 - Are you all right? - Sure, why? 488 00:30:44,139 --> 00:30:46,059 You're kind of wet. 489 00:30:46,059 --> 00:30:48,259 I prefer mild-mannered. 490 00:30:48,259 --> 00:30:50,059 Can you put me in touch with him? 491 00:30:51,899 --> 00:30:54,139 - The Ghost? - Yeah, the Ghost. 492 00:30:55,699 --> 00:30:56,899 Mrs Lombard, 493 00:30:56,899 --> 00:31:01,339 there are some situations which are just too stupid 494 00:31:01,339 --> 00:31:02,979 to be allowed to continue. 495 00:31:04,144 --> 00:31:05,059 Hang on. 496 00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:08,579 - Hello. - Is this Lucy Fletcher? 497 00:31:08,579 --> 00:31:09,979 Yes, who is this? 498 00:31:09,979 --> 00:31:11,699 Sorry, I had to fly. 499 00:31:11,699 --> 00:31:13,019 Am I... 500 00:31:13,019 --> 00:31:15,579 Sorry, am I... Am I speaking to the Ghost? 501 00:31:16,859 --> 00:31:18,499 Hello, Lucy. 502 00:31:19,299 --> 00:31:23,877 So, I'm hoping this means I'm getting an interview. 503 00:31:24,499 --> 00:31:27,499 An interview is entirely possible, 504 00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:30,619 but I must make one thing clear. 505 00:31:30,619 --> 00:31:33,739 There must be no talk of who I really am. 506 00:31:33,739 --> 00:31:36,779 Hey, you make the headlines, you make the rules. 507 00:31:36,779 --> 00:31:39,179 Discussion of my true identity... 508 00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:41,379 ... would put the people closest to me at risk. 509 00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:44,219 - That is not acceptable. - Fair enough, get that. 510 00:31:44,219 --> 00:31:46,699 How about tomorrow night? 511 00:31:46,699 --> 00:31:48,459 For what? 512 00:31:49,499 --> 00:31:51,139 The interview? 513 00:31:51,139 --> 00:31:53,419 - We could get dinner. - Dinner? 514 00:31:53,419 --> 00:31:55,179 Do you eat dinner? 515 00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:58,979 - Of course I eat dinner. - OK, then. 516 00:31:58,979 --> 00:32:02,539 Pick me up here tomorrow night, um, eight o'clock? 517 00:32:02,539 --> 00:32:04,619 I'll wait for you on the roof? 518 00:32:06,139 --> 00:32:07,539 Wait a second. 519 00:32:11,419 --> 00:32:14,499 Grant, could you babysit for me tomorrow night? Um... 520 00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:16,219 Please, it's important. 521 00:32:16,219 --> 00:32:18,099 I've got a date. 522 00:32:18,099 --> 00:32:19,619 A date? 523 00:32:20,386 --> 00:32:21,884 Uh, kind of a date. 524 00:32:21,885 --> 00:32:22,885 - OK. - An interview. 525 00:32:25,499 --> 00:32:28,739 - Are you... seeing someone? - Um... 526 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:31,179 None of my business. I mean... 527 00:32:31,179 --> 00:32:32,619 But are you? 528 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:36,139 I mean, you never even go out, and suddenly you've got a date? 529 00:32:36,139 --> 00:32:38,859 Yeah, well, it kind of came as a surprise to me too. 530 00:32:38,859 --> 00:32:40,779 - I'm sorry? - It's complicated. 531 00:32:40,779 --> 00:32:44,139 I can confirm that it's definitely complicated. 532 00:32:44,139 --> 00:32:47,099 You know, don't worry about it, I'll look after Jennifer. 533 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,255 - You will? - You will? 534 00:32:48,256 --> 00:32:49,056 I'll figure it out. 535 00:32:49,139 --> 00:32:50,542 Let me take care of it. 536 00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:51,543 - OK. - OK. 537 00:33:02,139 --> 00:33:04,379 - She's jealous. - I'm jealous! 538 00:33:04,379 --> 00:33:07,899 - Grant, you were jealous of you. - Technically, she's jealous of her. 539 00:33:07,899 --> 00:33:11,179 - Grant, how long have you known this woman? - Since elementary school. 540 00:33:11,179 --> 00:33:12,859 24 years. 541 00:33:15,419 --> 00:33:16,659 24 years? 542 00:33:18,699 --> 00:33:20,699 Yeah, of course it would be that. 543 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,699 Are you OK? 544 00:33:22,699 --> 00:33:24,899 Time passes for everyone. 545 00:33:24,899 --> 00:33:27,259 Even for me. So, please, 546 00:33:27,259 --> 00:33:30,419 as much as it is possible for a human male, 547 00:33:30,419 --> 00:33:32,179 try not to be an idiot. 548 00:33:32,179 --> 00:33:34,499 No, seriously, are you OK? 549 00:33:34,499 --> 00:33:36,139 I'm always OK. 550 00:34:07,259 --> 00:34:08,859 Ah, welcome, brother. 551 00:34:10,859 --> 00:34:12,779 How is your vehicle? 552 00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:15,356 A little cramped. 553 00:34:15,391 --> 00:34:16,779 It will relax with wear. 554 00:34:19,259 --> 00:34:21,859 Observe this. 555 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:25,299 The finest vehicle this planet has to offer. 556 00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:29,139 - Interesting. And can it be acquired? - A plan is being formulated. 557 00:34:30,659 --> 00:34:32,299 This one. 558 00:34:32,299 --> 00:34:33,499 Who is he? 559 00:34:33,499 --> 00:34:35,059 I'm not sure. 560 00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:37,419 But he may be dangerous. 561 00:34:37,419 --> 00:34:39,379 He doesn't look dangerous. 562 00:34:41,739 --> 00:34:43,139 Boo! 563 00:34:43,139 --> 00:34:45,099 I'm talking to you live! 564 00:34:45,099 --> 00:34:46,819 In person! 565 00:34:48,339 --> 00:34:50,139 You can jump back in your skins now, 566 00:34:50,139 --> 00:34:52,539 except, of course, they're not your skins, are they? 567 00:34:52,539 --> 00:34:54,459 - What do you want? - Mercy. 568 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:57,059 - We have none. - It's not a request, it's an offer. 569 00:34:58,499 --> 00:35:00,539 I'll give you a head start. 570 00:35:00,539 --> 00:35:03,019 I'll close my eyes and I'll count to ten. 571 00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:05,979 I will make no attempt to follow you but, starting now, 572 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,819 all of you, everywhere, 573 00:35:07,819 --> 00:35:11,779 - pack your bags and get off of this planet. - Are you declaring war on us? 574 00:35:11,779 --> 00:35:13,219 I am drawing a line, 575 00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:16,299 and I'm suggesting you step back from it with awesome speed. 576 00:35:16,299 --> 00:35:18,259 Then war it is. 577 00:35:27,059 --> 00:35:29,099 Multi-nucleate organism, 578 00:35:29,099 --> 00:35:32,219 functioning as an infinitely adaptable, 579 00:35:32,219 --> 00:35:36,059 independently functioning, peripatetic central nervous system. 580 00:35:36,059 --> 00:35:38,179 Good to keep an open mind. Ha! 581 00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:41,619 - Of course it won't work. - What won't work? 582 00:35:41,619 --> 00:35:43,779 Whatever it is, whatever you've got planned. 583 00:35:43,779 --> 00:35:45,259 Stating the obvious, 584 00:35:45,259 --> 00:35:49,259 you've set up in every capital city in the world, so clearly the "plan" 585 00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:53,219 is to unzip the head of every world leader, pop yourselves inside. 586 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,979 Of course, you can't just roll up 587 00:35:54,979 --> 00:35:57,539 with a team of surgeons to the White House or to the Kremlin, 588 00:35:57,539 --> 00:36:01,179 because they've got big fences, shouty people and cross dogs. 589 00:36:01,179 --> 00:36:03,580 They will come to us and they will come running. 590 00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:04,581 Oh. 591 00:36:05,243 --> 00:36:07,699 I very much doubt it. Take this! 592 00:36:08,779 --> 00:36:10,179 Yes, take that! 593 00:36:10,179 --> 00:36:13,379 Who are you? There have been many attempts to conquer the Earth. 594 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,059 I've lost count. 595 00:36:15,059 --> 00:36:18,779 Not one of them has succeeded, not a single one. 596 00:36:18,779 --> 00:36:22,059 They all lost and burned 597 00:36:22,059 --> 00:36:23,459 and ran. 598 00:36:24,979 --> 00:36:27,139 That's who I am. 599 00:36:29,859 --> 00:36:31,339 What is this? 600 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:35,819 It's a burger. I always bring a snack. 601 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:38,819 But I don't want it now, he's put me off my dinner. 602 00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:47,379 Very good. Right on target. 603 00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:49,379 Trial and error, to be honest. 604 00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:51,739 A few accidental stop-offs along the way. 605 00:36:51,739 --> 00:36:54,899 - Where did you get the robes? - 12th-century Constantinople. 606 00:36:54,899 --> 00:36:56,459 I ruled firmly, but wisely. 607 00:36:56,459 --> 00:36:58,299 Ah-ah-ah! 608 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,339 - How did it go? - Oh, you know. 609 00:37:00,339 --> 00:37:02,459 Issued a warning, donated a burger, 610 00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:05,205 nicked some stationery. The Ghost- what have you got? 611 00:37:05,206 --> 00:37:05,906 The whole story! 612 00:37:05,979 --> 00:37:08,059 Fact me, baby, it's why I reassembled you. 613 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,739 - No, sir, that's not the reason, is it? - Oh, just get on with it! 614 00:37:11,739 --> 00:37:15,059 You cut me out of Hydroflax, because you were worried you'd be lonely, 615 00:37:15,059 --> 00:37:17,499 and we both know why, don't we? 616 00:37:17,499 --> 00:37:20,179 But, oh, look at you, avoiding the subject! 617 00:37:20,179 --> 00:37:22,579 I'm not avoiding anything, I'm just trying to save a planet. 618 00:37:22,579 --> 00:37:27,099 Which is what you always do when the conversation turns serious. 619 00:37:38,499 --> 00:37:39,859 Good girl. 620 00:37:41,819 --> 00:37:43,939 Mrs Lombard? 621 00:37:43,939 --> 00:37:46,739 - You look... nice. - You look surprised. 622 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,140 No, no, no, it's just that, well, 623 00:37:48,219 --> 00:37:51,699 normally you wear the little red dress when you're, uh... 624 00:37:53,219 --> 00:37:55,739 This is business, Grant. 625 00:37:55,739 --> 00:37:57,299 Strictly business. 626 00:37:59,419 --> 00:38:00,939 So... 627 00:38:00,939 --> 00:38:02,539 - I won't be late. - OK. 628 00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:38,899 Hi. 629 00:38:42,699 --> 00:38:44,379 Hi. 630 00:38:44,379 --> 00:38:46,739 Is something wrong? 631 00:38:46,739 --> 00:38:48,154 You look nice. 632 00:38:48,155 --> 00:38:50,223 - You look surprised. - I am. 633 00:38:50,258 --> 00:38:51,619 A little. 634 00:38:51,619 --> 00:38:54,539 He's not supposed to be using those powers. He made a promise. 635 00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:57,739 What, like the Time Lord promise never to interfere in the affairs 636 00:38:57,739 --> 00:38:59,339 of other peoples or planets? 637 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,739 I glued your head back on. 638 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,899 You should have a little bit more respect. 639 00:39:03,345 --> 00:39:04,181 Oh! 640 00:39:05,219 --> 00:39:07,019 Come on. 641 00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:10,219 - Where are we? - Where we were, 642 00:39:10,219 --> 00:39:12,619 - except not. - Oh. 643 00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:13,819 Right... 644 00:39:25,579 --> 00:39:28,139 - Oh, Tokyo branch. - Yep. 645 00:39:29,699 --> 00:39:32,299 - A bit empty, isn't it? - Yes, I created a distraction. 646 00:39:32,299 --> 00:39:34,339 I flooded downstairs with Pokemon. 647 00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:36,179 You're not supposed to be in here. 648 00:39:36,179 --> 00:39:39,179 I know, it's terrible. Sorry, I'm doing everything I can to stop me. 649 00:39:39,179 --> 00:39:40,372 - See that? - It's a signal, isn't it? 650 00:39:40,373 --> 00:39:42,274 It's a signal beaming into space. 651 00:39:42,309 --> 00:39:45,019 There was one from the New York office too. 652 00:39:45,019 --> 00:39:47,979 There's something in low orbit. 653 00:39:47,979 --> 00:39:50,099 - I did book a restaurant. - I'm... 654 00:39:50,979 --> 00:39:53,179 ... not comfortable in restaurants. 655 00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:57,139 I suppose you get a lot of stares, dressed like that. 656 00:39:57,139 --> 00:39:58,779 Right back at you. 657 00:40:00,099 --> 00:40:02,579 - Are you sure you're warm enough? - Yeah. 658 00:40:04,579 --> 00:40:06,419 OK, no. 659 00:40:07,979 --> 00:40:10,419 - Now? - Yeah, definitely. 660 00:40:11,739 --> 00:40:14,499 - Yep, low orbit. - But you can't get a fix on it? 661 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,499 I'm trying, the shielding's too good. 662 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:19,219 Can't we track the signals? Tracking them now. 663 00:40:21,179 --> 00:40:22,499 - Boom. - Ha-ha! 664 00:40:23,739 --> 00:40:26,539 So what powers do you have? 665 00:40:26,539 --> 00:40:28,699 Well, basic flying, 666 00:40:28,699 --> 00:40:31,779 - basic super strength... - Basic X-ray vision? 667 00:40:31,779 --> 00:40:33,179 Yep. 668 00:40:34,619 --> 00:40:36,739 Is that ever tempting? 669 00:40:36,739 --> 00:40:38,379 Adolescence was difficult. 670 00:40:38,379 --> 00:40:40,600 - In what sense? - It went on a lot longer. 671 00:40:40,601 --> 00:40:41,601 How much longer? 672 00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:43,659 I'll let you know. 673 00:40:48,459 --> 00:40:50,539 We're moving into position. 674 00:40:50,539 --> 00:40:52,899 - It won't be long now. - The Ghost is located. 675 00:40:54,499 --> 00:40:56,539 Action the surgeons. 676 00:41:08,459 --> 00:41:10,819 That's what Harmony Shoal is signalling to. 677 00:41:10,819 --> 00:41:12,739 Shall we pop over and have a look? 678 00:41:12,739 --> 00:41:14,819 - Pretty sure no-one's on board. - How do you know? 679 00:41:14,819 --> 00:41:17,499 - Did you scan for life forms? - No. 680 00:41:17,499 --> 00:41:19,139 All the lights are off. 681 00:41:19,139 --> 00:41:21,259 Mmm! 682 00:41:21,259 --> 00:41:23,179 Do you have a girlfriend? 683 00:41:25,699 --> 00:41:27,339 Boyfriend? 684 00:41:27,339 --> 00:41:29,219 Well, there has been speculation. 685 00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:31,259 You do fly around New York dressed in rubber 686 00:41:31,259 --> 00:41:33,099 with a big "G" on your chest. 687 00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,379 Are we very slightly stereotyping here? 688 00:41:35,379 --> 00:41:37,859 I get it, there's some stuff you'd like to keep private. 689 00:41:37,859 --> 00:41:40,139 Was it the mask that tipped you off? 690 00:41:41,739 --> 00:41:43,979 How do you cope with your double life? 691 00:41:43,979 --> 00:41:46,739 I'm nothing special- everyone has a day job. 692 00:41:46,739 --> 00:41:49,539 Come on, you spend half your time as a regular person... 693 00:41:49,539 --> 00:41:52,739 - I spend all my time that way. - ... and the other half saving the world. 694 00:41:52,739 --> 00:41:53,443 How do you cope? 695 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:55,353 How do YOU cope with a career and a baby? 696 00:41:57,339 --> 00:41:59,459 How do you know I have a baby? 697 00:41:59,459 --> 00:42:00,579 I... 698 00:42:01,939 --> 00:42:03,459 ... did my research. 699 00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:08,619 Um... I have a nanny, that's basically your answer. 700 00:42:08,619 --> 00:42:10,099 Yes, of course. 701 00:42:10,099 --> 00:42:11,041 He's downstairs right now. 702 00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:12,342 - I see. - And, yes, I said "he". 703 00:42:12,459 --> 00:42:13,854 - Yes, you did. - Yes, I did. 704 00:42:13,855 --> 00:42:14,655 Is that a problem? 705 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,699 I'm sorry, it's just that guys like you sometimes find it funny, 706 00:42:17,699 --> 00:42:19,259 a man being a nanny. 707 00:42:19,259 --> 00:42:22,699 With respect, Miss Fletcher, there aren't too many guys like me. 708 00:42:22,699 --> 00:42:25,539 There aren't too many guys like Grant either! 709 00:42:31,979 --> 00:42:33,659 You OK? 710 00:42:33,659 --> 00:42:35,779 Excuse me a minute. 711 00:43:20,579 --> 00:43:22,899 Bridge is this way. 712 00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,059 Move. 713 00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:56,019 I didn't mean to imply 714 00:43:56,019 --> 00:43:58,899 there's something wrong with your friend Grant. 715 00:43:58,899 --> 00:44:01,059 Not everyone can be a superhero. 716 00:44:01,059 --> 00:44:02,739 Not everyone can be a nanny! 717 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:05,699 Sorry. 718 00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:09,179 He's downstairs right now 719 00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:11,539 and he was supposed to be on a date and he cancelled it 720 00:44:11,539 --> 00:44:14,139 and you know what's really bugging me about that? 721 00:44:14,139 --> 00:44:15,659 Who is he dating? 722 00:44:16,979 --> 00:44:19,379 Why is that bugging me? Why do I care? 723 00:44:24,619 --> 00:44:26,619 What's wrong with me? 724 00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:37,339 There's probably something I... 725 00:44:37,339 --> 00:44:39,139 ought to tell you. 726 00:44:39,139 --> 00:44:41,219 Grant. 727 00:44:41,219 --> 00:44:43,219 The perfect name. 728 00:44:43,219 --> 00:44:45,219 A man I take for granted. 729 00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:47,979 Um, really, if you could just look up about now... 730 00:44:47,979 --> 00:44:51,459 Always there, always kind, never lies. 731 00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:53,539 I even lied to him about this dress 732 00:44:53,539 --> 00:44:56,299 but I don't think he's ever told a single lie to me, 733 00:44:56,299 --> 00:44:58,059 not once, 734 00:44:58,059 --> 00:44:59,779 about anything. 735 00:44:59,779 --> 00:45:02,459 - Not once. - That's very commendable. 736 00:45:03,939 --> 00:45:05,499 Good evening. 737 00:45:05,499 --> 00:45:09,139 Please, take no aggressive action, or your friend's life is over. 738 00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:10,379 Mr Brock? 739 00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:14,579 - What do you want here? - The same thing you do, Miss Fletcher. 740 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:16,299 His body. 741 00:45:26,259 --> 00:45:27,579 Hmm. 742 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:31,059 Bit rubbish, innit? 743 00:45:31,059 --> 00:45:33,779 - Don't touch anything. - No, it's quite safe, it's just a freighter. 744 00:45:33,779 --> 00:45:35,659 - I said, don't touch. - Wh... 745 00:45:35,659 --> 00:45:37,619 It's here, the reactor core. 746 00:45:37,619 --> 00:45:39,779 It's cycling at critical. 747 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,699 Someone's been rewiring. 748 00:45:41,699 --> 00:45:43,619 This isn't a ship any more. 749 00:45:43,619 --> 00:45:45,699 - It's a giant bomb. - Ooh! 750 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,619 Just going to move out... 751 00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:49,539 Doctor! 752 00:45:54,059 --> 00:45:56,699 They're security drones, that's all. 753 00:45:56,699 --> 00:45:59,059 So what do they want a bomb for? 754 00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:00,819 What does anybody want a bomb for? 755 00:46:00,819 --> 00:46:03,539 Surely they want to conquer the Earth, not blow it up. 756 00:46:03,539 --> 00:46:06,139 You couldn't blow up the Earth with this... 757 00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:08,259 But you could wipe out a city. 758 00:46:08,259 --> 00:46:10,384 - Good point, well made! - What point? 759 00:46:10,385 --> 00:46:12,457 New York, it's not a capital city, 760 00:46:12,492 --> 00:46:14,899 - you're quite right. - Oh... I don't understand. 761 00:46:14,899 --> 00:46:17,699 What if you dropped this ship on New York, what would happen? 762 00:46:17,699 --> 00:46:21,594 The reactor core would split and New York would vaporise. 763 00:46:21,595 --> 00:46:22,595 Not all of it. 764 00:46:22,899 --> 00:46:24,859 Not all of it, Nardole. 765 00:46:24,859 --> 00:46:27,819 Remember what he said, the scary little German fella? 766 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,259 This building can withstand a blast 767 00:46:30,259 --> 00:46:33,179 up to four times the strength of a nuclear explosion. 768 00:46:33,179 --> 00:46:34,979 Oh, this is very good, very meta. 769 00:46:34,979 --> 00:46:36,659 Did you understand? 770 00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:39,139 You're stage-managing an alien attack 771 00:46:39,139 --> 00:46:41,339 when the aliens have already landed. 772 00:46:41,339 --> 00:46:43,779 - But why? - Because of what happens next. 773 00:46:43,779 --> 00:46:46,459 When everyone thinks that the Earth is being attacked from space, 774 00:46:46,459 --> 00:46:48,371 - what then? - Mass panic. 775 00:46:49,179 --> 00:46:52,859 - Ooh, speaking of panic! - Don't worry, it's triple-deadlock-sealed. 776 00:46:52,859 --> 00:46:54,659 It'll hold for at least ten minutes. 777 00:46:54,659 --> 00:46:56,699 The people will panic, yes. 778 00:46:56,699 --> 00:46:58,459 But what about the world leaders? 779 00:47:00,299 --> 00:47:04,059 The presidents and kings, the prime ministers and generals? 780 00:47:04,059 --> 00:47:06,099 What will they do? 781 00:47:06,099 --> 00:47:09,619 What do the rich old men always do when the fighting starts? 782 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:12,979 They'll find the safest place to hide themselves away 783 00:47:12,979 --> 00:47:15,739 and send all their young people to die. 784 00:47:15,739 --> 00:47:19,019 And where's the safest place in every capital city now? 785 00:47:19,019 --> 00:47:21,619 What's the only part of New York still standing? 786 00:47:21,619 --> 00:47:23,699 Harmony Shoal. 787 00:47:23,699 --> 00:47:25,779 New York isn't a capital city. 788 00:47:27,299 --> 00:47:29,299 It's a shop window. 789 00:47:29,299 --> 00:47:32,739 "When the world is in danger, come hide with us." 790 00:47:32,739 --> 00:47:34,819 Harmony Shoal will open its doors 791 00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:38,379 - to the terrified leaders of the world. - And they will come running. 792 00:47:38,379 --> 00:47:42,379 A few hours later, every politician and commander-in-chief 793 00:47:42,379 --> 00:47:44,779 will have a zip in their head. 794 00:47:45,979 --> 00:47:48,059 An alien sitting inside their skull. 795 00:47:49,219 --> 00:47:50,979 In one day of terror, 796 00:47:50,979 --> 00:47:55,259 the executive authority of Planet Earth will pass to Harmony Shoal. 797 00:47:56,859 --> 00:47:58,819 It's a good plan, I like it. 798 00:47:58,819 --> 00:48:01,259 How come our side never gets plans like that? 799 00:48:01,259 --> 00:48:03,219 The humans have no plan at all. 800 00:48:04,419 --> 00:48:06,459 That's where you're wrong. 801 00:48:06,459 --> 00:48:08,979 They have the same plan they always have. 802 00:48:08,979 --> 00:48:10,499 - What plan? - Me. 803 00:48:10,499 --> 00:48:12,659 Hey-hey! 804 00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:14,619 - Don't do that. - Sorry. 805 00:48:18,419 --> 00:48:21,259 The operation is swift and quite painless. 806 00:48:22,939 --> 00:48:25,619 You realise I'm talking to my colleague in the jar? 807 00:48:25,619 --> 00:48:29,179 You'll find me a lot harder to cut open than your previous victims. 808 00:48:29,179 --> 00:48:32,379 Harmony Shoal have been conquering your world for five years. 809 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:35,904 Whatever our faults, we have the virtue of patience. 810 00:48:35,905 --> 00:48:36,962 Ghost! 811 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,739 Don't worry about me, do what you've got to do. 812 00:48:38,739 --> 00:48:41,379 - Do anything at all and we'll kill her. - Don't listen to him! 813 00:48:41,379 --> 00:48:44,579 Remove the mask. I like to see their faces. 814 00:48:45,499 --> 00:48:47,659 I'm truly sorry. 815 00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:58,619 On the bright side, at least I get to kill you. 816 00:49:03,059 --> 00:49:05,259 No, you can't! 817 00:49:05,259 --> 00:49:07,419 That's the trouble with one hostage. 818 00:49:07,419 --> 00:49:10,499 You kill me, the only reason he'll come back is for revenge. 819 00:49:10,499 --> 00:49:13,419 - You really want to deal with that? - One hostage? 820 00:49:16,059 --> 00:49:18,299 Isn't there a child downstairs? 821 00:49:21,139 --> 00:49:23,259 Nobody touches that child. 822 00:49:24,539 --> 00:49:26,259 And who are you? 823 00:49:26,259 --> 00:49:27,859 I'm the nanny. 824 00:49:30,019 --> 00:49:32,619 Stand away from the controls, Doctor. 825 00:49:32,619 --> 00:49:34,219 Any attempt to interfere with them 826 00:49:34,219 --> 00:49:36,899 - will precipitate the attack immediately. - Yes, I see that! 827 00:49:36,899 --> 00:49:39,299 - Very clever. - One question, as long as I'm here - 828 00:49:39,299 --> 00:49:42,299 - why haven't you done it already? - When the time is right, 829 00:49:42,299 --> 00:49:44,499 - there will be no delay. - Oh, you told me something there! 830 00:49:44,499 --> 00:49:46,819 You told me something useful, you shouldn't have done that. 831 00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:50,259 - What did I tell you? - You told me that the time is currently wrong. 832 00:49:50,259 --> 00:49:51,819 Oh, it's the smile. 833 00:49:51,819 --> 00:49:54,859 - I don't like the smile! - The Sword of Damocles hanging over New York! 834 00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:57,419 I can't destroy it, I can't remove it, I can't stop it falling. 835 00:49:57,419 --> 00:49:58,621 There's only one thing I can do. 836 00:49:58,622 --> 00:50:00,575 - What? - The unexpected! 837 00:50:00,610 --> 00:50:03,059 The thing about being in a room full of buttons and switches is... 838 00:50:03,059 --> 00:50:04,934 I love buttons and switches! 839 00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:05,935 - Don't! - What are you doing? 840 00:50:05,939 --> 00:50:07,699 What are you doing?! 841 00:50:09,459 --> 00:50:11,699 Thrusters engaged. 842 00:50:12,699 --> 00:50:14,379 Next stop- New York! 843 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:17,419 - Say, "Wheeee!" - Oh-h-h-h! 844 00:50:17,419 --> 00:50:20,259 Lower shields! Brace for impact! 845 00:50:20,259 --> 00:50:22,459 New York is under attack. 846 00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:28,939 It occurs to me, Miss Fletcher, I now have three hostages. 847 00:50:28,939 --> 00:50:32,579 - Why don't you point the gun at me? - What difference would it make? 848 00:50:32,579 --> 00:50:34,379 Besides, 849 00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:37,299 this is the one the Ghost will come for, I think. 850 00:50:38,779 --> 00:50:40,459 Ghost! 851 00:50:41,579 --> 00:50:43,379 Can you hear me? 852 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:45,299 Do you have super hearing? 853 00:50:46,819 --> 00:50:49,299 I'm going to kill her. 854 00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:52,379 I'm going to kill her right now! 855 00:50:54,339 --> 00:50:56,819 Stop! You're going to destroy New York! 856 00:50:56,819 --> 00:50:58,379 Of course not! 857 00:50:58,379 --> 00:51:01,379 Now the bomb is arming, the shields are down... 858 00:51:01,379 --> 00:51:03,379 - Help! - ... we can use the TARDIS... 859 00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:07,659 ... to hijack the controls and divert it into space! 860 00:51:07,659 --> 00:51:09,579 No bomb, 861 00:51:09,579 --> 00:51:11,219 no plan, 862 00:51:11,219 --> 00:51:12,739 no problem! 863 00:51:12,739 --> 00:51:14,019 No, wait! 864 00:51:14,019 --> 00:51:15,939 Those things are out there! 865 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:18,659 The ship is crashing! They're not going to be worrying about us! 866 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:20,059 Ooh! 867 00:51:20,059 --> 00:51:21,259 Oh! 868 00:51:22,979 --> 00:51:25,578 - OK, plan B... - Doctor! 869 00:51:26,339 --> 00:51:28,379 - Help me! - Oh, you'll be fine! 870 00:51:28,379 --> 00:51:29,819 The ship will have blown up 871 00:51:29,819 --> 00:51:31,779 long before you've been strangled to death! 872 00:51:31,779 --> 00:51:33,379 - And what's plan B?! - I have no idea, 873 00:51:33,379 --> 00:51:35,859 but it's going to be a very big relief when I think of it. 874 00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:38,059 You are completely out of your mind! 875 00:51:38,059 --> 00:51:39,739 How is that news to anyone? 876 00:51:39,739 --> 00:51:42,459 I know you miss her, but couldn't you just write a poem? 877 00:51:42,459 --> 00:51:44,459 Excellent! The controls are locked, 878 00:51:44,459 --> 00:51:46,579 but they've still got a little bit of give. 879 00:51:46,579 --> 00:51:47,939 It means I can take aim. 880 00:51:47,939 --> 00:51:48,694 At what?! 881 00:51:48,695 --> 00:51:52,466 New York. There's exactly one chance, and one is all you need. 882 00:51:52,501 --> 00:51:54,499 No! No-o-o... 883 00:52:01,499 --> 00:52:04,019 No. No, it's too soon. 884 00:52:05,059 --> 00:52:08,379 Grant! Grant! This is the Doctor! 885 00:52:08,379 --> 00:52:12,099 You are the only living thing on Earth that can hear this frequency. 886 00:52:12,099 --> 00:52:15,379 Look up! We're coming right at you. 887 00:52:15,379 --> 00:52:19,059 If that thing hits the ground, then New York is finished! 888 00:52:19,059 --> 00:52:20,659 Over to you. 889 00:52:24,179 --> 00:52:27,259 Mrs Lombard, please get down. 890 00:52:32,659 --> 00:52:33,859 - Nardole! - Yeah? 891 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,779 Brace for impact! 892 00:53:41,059 --> 00:53:42,579 Nardole. 893 00:53:42,579 --> 00:53:45,579 - Nardole! - OK, one more, but text me a rickshaw... 894 00:53:45,579 --> 00:53:47,379 Nardole, it worked! 895 00:53:48,619 --> 00:53:50,659 The reactor core didn't split! 896 00:53:51,779 --> 00:53:54,019 - Why not? - Shock absorber. 897 00:53:56,379 --> 00:53:59,419 Mrs Lombard, I realise in many ways it would have been better 898 00:53:59,419 --> 00:54:02,859 to have mentioned something about this earlier in the evening, 899 00:54:02,859 --> 00:54:05,339 but, please, don't slap me. 900 00:54:05,339 --> 00:54:08,459 I think I'm holding a giant bomb. 901 00:54:20,379 --> 00:54:23,099 There, on you go, take a look at him. 902 00:54:23,099 --> 00:54:25,979 - That's why YOU don't stand a chance. - You want to know why? 903 00:54:25,979 --> 00:54:27,899 He's actually left-handed. 904 00:54:27,899 --> 00:54:30,739 Sorry, instinct, I couldn't let go of this. 905 00:54:36,339 --> 00:54:38,299 Oh, oh, ho! Ho! 906 00:54:38,299 --> 00:54:40,539 If you two are about to get excited, 907 00:54:40,539 --> 00:54:44,219 maybe you could get rid of that spaceship first. 908 00:54:44,219 --> 00:54:45,779 You know what? 909 00:54:45,779 --> 00:54:48,699 I think I prefer you in your superhero costume. 910 00:54:48,699 --> 00:54:52,419 It's a bit difficult for me to change right now. 911 00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:54,259 I'll do it for you. 912 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:09,859 Grant! 913 00:55:09,859 --> 00:55:12,219 Grant! Remember, when you're... 914 00:55:12,219 --> 00:55:14,099 finished, 915 00:55:14,099 --> 00:55:16,179 throw that thing into the sun. 916 00:55:17,779 --> 00:55:19,859 Jennifer's still downstairs! 917 00:55:22,779 --> 00:55:24,259 So, Doctor... 918 00:55:25,299 --> 00:55:26,939 - ... you think this is over? - Yeah. 919 00:55:28,299 --> 00:55:30,979 Your bomb's gone, your plan's finished. 920 00:55:30,979 --> 00:55:35,539 And look, there's UNIT, on the way to close your head office. 921 00:55:35,539 --> 00:55:37,819 It's almost like they've been tipped off. 922 00:55:37,819 --> 00:55:40,259 The vengeance of Harmony Shoal is known and feared 923 00:55:40,259 --> 00:55:42,819 - throughout the five star systems! - Ooh! Is it? 924 00:55:42,819 --> 00:55:45,459 Is it really? Well, I'd like to stick around and listen, 925 00:55:45,459 --> 00:55:47,099 but it's been a very long night. 926 00:55:47,483 --> 00:55:50,459 Also, someone needs changing. 927 00:55:50,459 --> 00:55:53,499 You're not the only one that's full of it. 928 00:55:56,539 --> 00:55:58,699 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 929 00:56:01,539 --> 00:56:03,379 - Down here now! - Get off of me! 930 00:56:03,379 --> 00:56:06,059 - And he was like this when you found him? - Yes, sir. 931 00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:13,139 Wait here. 932 00:56:13,139 --> 00:56:15,099 I'm putting a call into Osgood. 933 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:26,219 - So, no more Ghost, then? - Nah, laid to rest. 934 00:56:26,219 --> 00:56:28,499 - Are you sure? - Yeah, of course I'm sure. 935 00:56:28,499 --> 00:56:30,659 I mean, life's not a comic book, right, Doctor? 936 00:56:30,659 --> 00:56:32,619 Possibly I'm not the right person to ask. 937 00:56:32,619 --> 00:56:34,139 What if something happens? 938 00:56:34,139 --> 00:56:36,619 What if the whole world is in danger? 939 00:56:36,619 --> 00:56:39,579 Well, you know, maybe I'll keep the outfit, then. 940 00:56:39,579 --> 00:56:41,539 - You know, just in case. - Hmm. 941 00:56:41,539 --> 00:56:44,699 The world will be fine. I've been away for a while, but I'm back. 942 00:56:44,699 --> 00:56:47,539 I'll take care of anything that comes up. 943 00:56:47,539 --> 00:56:50,059 - You were away? - Huh! 24 years. 944 00:56:50,059 --> 00:56:51,619 What a night. 945 00:56:53,219 --> 00:56:55,059 Where did you go? 946 00:56:55,059 --> 00:56:56,499 Wrong question. 947 00:57:00,139 --> 00:57:01,819 What was her name? 948 00:57:07,139 --> 00:57:10,539 I'm sure that I must be busy, I better go. 949 00:57:10,539 --> 00:57:12,939 - You OK? - Yes, yes, yes, I'm OK. 950 00:57:18,939 --> 00:57:21,059 Things end. 951 00:57:21,059 --> 00:57:22,619 That's all. 952 00:57:25,979 --> 00:57:27,859 Everything ends. 953 00:57:29,059 --> 00:57:30,939 And it's always sad. 954 00:57:32,859 --> 00:57:34,939 But everything begins again too, 955 00:57:34,939 --> 00:57:37,299 and that's always happy. 956 00:57:40,539 --> 00:57:42,059 Be happy. 957 00:57:43,499 --> 00:57:45,739 I'll look after everything else. 958 00:57:48,659 --> 00:57:51,059 - Nardole. - Hey, Doctor? 959 00:57:52,419 --> 00:57:53,819 Keep it real. 960 00:58:03,379 --> 00:58:06,299 Her name was River Song. 961 00:58:06,299 --> 00:58:10,739 They were together for a while and they were very happy. 962 00:58:10,739 --> 00:58:12,379 And then she died, 963 00:58:12,379 --> 00:58:14,179 a long time ago, 964 00:58:14,179 --> 00:58:16,939 - in a library. - Are you sure he's going to be all right? 965 00:58:16,939 --> 00:58:19,779 Hm! He's the Doctor. 966 00:58:19,779 --> 00:58:22,659 He's very brave and he's very silly 967 00:58:22,659 --> 00:58:26,859 and I think, for a time, he's going to be very sad. 968 00:58:26,859 --> 00:58:30,259 But I promise, in the end, 969 00:58:30,259 --> 00:58:31,979 he'll be all right. 970 00:58:31,979 --> 00:58:33,659 I'll make sure of it. 971 00:58:33,659 --> 00:58:35,339 Bye! 972 00:58:39,499 --> 00:58:41,459 You never explained. 973 00:58:41,459 --> 00:58:43,459 Who exactly is he? 974 00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:44,899 Doctor who? 975 00:58:46,059 --> 00:58:48,139 Doctor... 976 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,779 ... Mysterio. 977 00:59:07,859 --> 00:59:10,059 I'm Bill. I serve chips. 978 00:59:10,059 --> 00:59:11,779 He's a professor. Or a lecturer. 979 00:59:11,779 --> 00:59:13,139 Or as I call him... 980 00:59:13,139 --> 00:59:14,339 Doctor what? 981 00:59:14,339 --> 00:59:16,659 And now we go everywhere. 982 00:59:17,385 --> 00:59:18,358 It's like a... 983 00:59:18,359 --> 00:59:19,359 - Spaceship. - ... kitchen! 984 00:59:20,243 --> 00:59:20,819 Any space... 985 00:59:20,819 --> 00:59:23,099 Where are we? Which way's Earth? What's a Dalek? 986 00:59:23,099 --> 00:59:24,299 Can I use the toilet? 987 00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:25,779 ... any time... 988 00:59:25,779 --> 00:59:27,499 - Get in! - Whoa! 989 00:59:27,499 --> 00:59:30,499 ... and now I see everything... differently. 990 00:59:32,699 --> 00:59:34,579 Exterminate! 991 00:59:34,579 --> 00:59:36,739 - Where are we? - Basically in the middle of a war. 992 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:38,139 Oh! 993 00:59:38,139 --> 00:59:39,939 And it's not as bad as it sounds! 994 00:59:39,939 --> 00:59:41,299 I'm the Doctor. 995 00:59:41,299 --> 00:59:43,499 I will save all your lives and when I do, 996 00:59:43,499 --> 00:59:46,219 you will spend the rest of them wondering who I was. 997 00:59:48,219 --> 00:59:49,539 Are you out of your mind? 998 00:59:49,539 --> 00:59:52,099 Yes, completely, but that's not a recent thing. 999 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,600 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com