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- Oh, I'm Xavier. With an X.
- Your life is so much fun!
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- Got to live life while I can.
- What does that mean?
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Humankind only has eight months
and 12 days left on Earth.
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You're serious? Yeah. The
apocalypse is, um...
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nigh.
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This is my apocalyst.
This is every last thing
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I want to do before things go kaput.
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You in?
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Previously on No Tomorrow...
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I have real feelings for you.
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I'm not ready for this to be over.
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I do not wish to be
involved with you any longer.
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Will you make me the
happiest man in the world
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for the third time?
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I accept your proposition.
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(Deirdre and Pete laugh)
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No one cares about the math, bro.
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That's not your story.
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Xavier is.
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Theoretically, if I
had been dishonest...
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Sorry, I wasn't listening.
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I was just researching Evie's boyfriend.
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Fernie?
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Without Fern's skilled
money-raising efforts,
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you are now manning a sinking ship.
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He's not who he says he is.
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His name isn't even Xavier Holliday.
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Oh, my God.
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Who the hell are you?
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You lied to me.
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Your real name is Hamish Stegner, Jr.,
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and you have a criminal record?
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Why wouldn't you tell me any of this?
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(Chuckles)
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Look, I needed a fresh start,
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so I changed my name.
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And that rap sheet?
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Eight arrests in five months?
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Yeah, okay, so there's a
little light trespassing,
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some disorderly conduct and
a splash of public indecency,
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but, I mean, this is pretty normal
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youthful rebellion where I'm from.
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Well, I'm trying to
figure out who you are.
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- Oh, come on.
- I don't know if you're Xavier
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- or Hamish...
- Relax.
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- or some kind of con man.
- Relax.
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No, I came to you, giving
you the benefit of the doubt,
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hoping for an explanation,
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and you're acting like
I'm being irrational.
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Yeah, because this stuff
just isn't relevant anymore.
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And when the clock is ticking,
what is the point of...
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of digging up the past?
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I think it matters.
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Well, I promise you,
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it just doesn't.
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Then I just...
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I need some time to think.
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(Both sigh)
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= synced and corrected by Shahrazade =
= resynced by lonewolf =
... www.addic7ed.com ...
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EVIE: It's kind of unforgiveable, right?
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If you found out Sofia used to be...
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a diamond smuggler named Angelina...
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You just described one of
our role-play scenarios,
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like, scary accurately.
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You're not helping.
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I know. Sorry.
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But honestly I think I'd
give Sofia a free pass.
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Apart from the fact that
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my brother hates me
and maybe always will,
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I can't believe how much
I like being engaged.
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Ugh, after witnessing Deirdre
accept Three-Pete's proposal,
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that word sounds like
scissors in a garbage disposal.
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She divorced him twice already.
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Like, it's so obvious that
she should clearly be with...
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DEIRDRE: Hank, Kareema,
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Evie.
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I just got off the phone with Corporate,
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and they are concerned
that it will be difficult
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to get CyberHugs back on track,
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now that we've been so
callously burned by Fern.
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(Whispers): #FernBurn.
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Well, it will definitely
be an uphill battle,
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but I am confident we can
turn CyberHugs back around.
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Indeed.
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I told them you were so inspired
by my thoughtful leadership
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that you've already started vetting
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a splashy new charity for CyberHugs.
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What?
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Corporate will be here
in a matter of days
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to note your progress.
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Chop, chop.
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Ugh.
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Was that weird?
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It seemed weird.
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Can I have your bacon?
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(Whispers): Okay.
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Yeah, I know these terrariums
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build a better future
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for the tree frogs,
but what if they start
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to deny where they came from?
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So, I think I speak for everyone
when I say, how can I trust you?
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Your logo is how people know you.
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It's... it's who you are.
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You can't just change who you are.
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Got a little Xav on the brain?
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- Possibly.
- HANK: You know what I've noticed
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since taking over your
quality control job?
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What, the dollies in
fulfillment are always sticky?
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- Yeah, that.
- I know.
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But, um, but, also,
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you have to think
super logically all day.
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And that rational brain of yours
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has been on sleep mode
for a couple months.
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Strap in, fire it up,
tackle this Xavier thing
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with some cold, hard Evie logic.
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And... still nothing.
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Dude, I'm on hour 19 of
radio silence from Evie.
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Yeah. New name, criminal record...
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it's a bit of a bombshell, man.
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You got to let her
soak on that for awhile.
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So I changed my name?
People do it all the time.
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Woody Allen. Jon Stewart.
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Pink.
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Xavier Holliday is who I am,
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and it's who she fell in love with.
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Hamish Stegner, Jr., is
about as relevant as...
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as this Romney campaign poster.
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Dude...
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how good does this guy look now?
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Yeah.
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Look, I think Evie just feels duped,
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like she doesn't know the real you,
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so just show her that she does.
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Yeah.
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(Drums and electric
guitar playing outside)
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XAVIER: Hey.
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I know that you feel betrayed,
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and I know that you feel
like you don't know me,
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and I am here
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to tell you that you do.
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I am that same guy who you
jumped off a cliff with.
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I'm the same guy who
wrote you street poetry,
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and I am the same guy
who turns up at your house
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and does spontaneous stuff
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to remind you to live in the moment.
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And that's why I brought in
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Seattle's premier Whitesnake
cover band, Albino Cobra,
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to play a private concert
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just for you on your lawn.
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- Xavier...
- And before you say anything,
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we have the noise permits.
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Xavier.
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You're right.
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You have shown me how
to live in the moment.
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I've had more fun since I
met you than... well, ever.
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But then I took another
look at everything.
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You told me your mom died
while you were in college.
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The dates of those arrests,
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they're right after
her death, aren't they?
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Yeah. I was broken and I acted out.
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And your name, Hamish Stegner, Jr....
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it's clear that you changed
it because of your father
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and, you know, whatever
went on between you two.
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Look, it's a messy, complicated story.
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Yeah, and I asked you to tell it.
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I begged you to...
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and you wouldn't.
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Hey.
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Fine.
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Fine, then ask me whatever you want.
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No, it's-it's too late.
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You know, I've had this...
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this wave of rationality finally hit me.
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You lied about your debt,
your past, your name,
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and you just shrugged it all off.
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You know, I can't be
the girl in the romcom
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who overlooks serious issues
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just because the guy is charming.
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You've convinced yourself
the past doesn't matter
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because you're afraid to confront it.
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You need to face your mother's death
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and whatever happened with your dad.
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I was just... I don't know,
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waiting for the right
time. I don't know.
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You tell everyone to face their
fears while there's still time,
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but you refuse to face yours.
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(Clears throat)
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Look, our pasts make us who we are,
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and you're in denial of yours.
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(Sighs)
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I can't be with someone who
refuses to be his whole self.
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This is over, Xavier.
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Thanks for joining me.
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I needed a post-breakup drinking buddy.
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TIMOTHY: How about two?
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I invited T-Time.
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Since we're all fresh
out of relationships,
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I thought it was time to
reunite Destiny's Child.
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Yeah, the broken hearts club version.
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We are survivors.
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We are irreplaceable.
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So, let's rack up some bills,
bills, bills at this bar.
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I don't know if I can
keep on survivin', guys.
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I'm drawn to Deirdre like a magnet,
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but now she's more off-limits than ever.
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How do I fix it?
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Like, how do you turn off a magnet?
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- Well, in some cases, the polarity...
- (Phone vibrates)
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Hello?
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DEIRDRE: Come over right now.
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- I need you.
- Oh, okay.
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Magnet fixed.
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You guys just do whatev...
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(Evie chuckles)
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♪ Almost forgot to breathe... ♪
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Uh, hey, listen...
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I hope you know that
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when I gave you that
information on Xavier,
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- I wasn't trying to...
- Oh, I know.
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But I'm glad I found out.
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You know, it...
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forced me to confront a
few things that, honestly,
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I had been avoiding for too long.
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In fact... uh...
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Hey, uh, can you throw
this away for me? Thanks.
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What? No more apocalysting?
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That was Xavier's thing.
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I need to figure out
who I am without him.
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Well, independent woman,
what's your first step?
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I don't know. What did you do when...
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When Fern, the maniacal embezzler,
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ditched me for Uruguay?
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I spent eight hours on
my couch in my underwear
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watching a Grocers' Blowout marathon.
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BOTH: You got souped!
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(Both laughing)
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- That was our show.
- Mm.
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Is Emerald Sitay still the host?
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Yeah, she's celebrating
her, like, 45th year there.
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- (Laughs)
- CROWD: Grocers' Blowout!
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- Oh, my gosh, what a woman.
- Mm.
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Remember when I looked
into being a contestant?
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But the wait list
was, like, three years,
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so you never signed up.
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You know what, I'm putting my
name on that wait list today.
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In three years I am winning
Grocers' Blowout.
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Well, good for you.
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(Both chuckle)
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DEIRDRE (groaning): Oh, God.
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Hi, Hank.
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I have a cold.
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- (Coughs)
- You called me over here
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to take care of your sick self?
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That's Pete's job now.
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Pete's in Wenatchee,
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scouting orchards for the wedding.
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He really wants people
to toast our marriage
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with freshly-pressed cider. (Coughs)
259
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Oh, that's great. Have a good one.
260
00:10:31,609 --> 00:10:32,875
No, no, Hank.
261
00:10:32,877 --> 00:10:33,876
(Sighs)
262
00:10:33,878 --> 00:10:35,978
I know our former romance
263
00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:38,247
muddies this request,
but you are the one person
264
00:10:38,249 --> 00:10:39,581
I need right now.
265
00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,150
(Sighs)
266
00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:47,523
As my assistant, you never
took a single sick day.
267
00:10:47,525 --> 00:10:50,392
Which means you're either
a statistical outlier
268
00:10:50,394 --> 00:10:53,462
or you have discovered how to
fortify the human immune system.
269
00:10:53,464 --> 00:10:55,397
Maybe I have, maybe I haven't.
270
00:10:55,399 --> 00:10:57,065
Why can't you just ride this out?
271
00:10:57,067 --> 00:11:00,903
This is the week Archie
Fieri visits the warehouse.
272
00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,137
The fire inspector?
273
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,839
DEIRDRE: He's the
toughest fire inspector
274
00:11:03,841 --> 00:11:05,674
in Seattle; some say it's because
275
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he lost his eyebrows in a terrible fire.
276
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:12,114
And I am the only one who
knows how to avoid his fines.
277
00:11:12,116 --> 00:11:13,582
Then just reschedule.
278
00:11:13,584 --> 00:11:16,552
Archie Fieri reschedules for no one.
279
00:11:16,554 --> 00:11:19,221
That's actually written
on his business card.
280
00:11:19,223 --> 00:11:21,590
And he has the power to
shut down the warehouse
281
00:11:21,592 --> 00:11:23,583
until it's up to code.
282
00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:25,127
My warehouse.
283
00:11:25,129 --> 00:11:26,929
All right, all right.
284
00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:29,431
The Barkley family does
have a secret recipe
285
00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:30,854
for germ annihilation.
286
00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:32,601
It's called vitamin B13.
287
00:11:32,603 --> 00:11:35,003
It's like vitamin B12, but, you know,
288
00:11:35,005 --> 00:11:37,172
there's one more “B.”
289
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,440
I'll make it for you tomorrow.
290
00:11:38,442 --> 00:11:39,708
What's in it?
291
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,410
Uh... better if you didn't know.
292
00:11:41,879 --> 00:11:42,911
My stuff with my dad
293
00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:44,952
has nothing to do with our relationship.
294
00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:46,882
But she thinks we
can't really be together
295
00:11:46,884 --> 00:11:49,584
until I address it, but
that's not her call to make.
296
00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:50,636
Exactly.
297
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,054
If you cared about this
thing with your dad,
298
00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:55,257
it'd be on that lyst of yours.
299
00:11:55,259 --> 00:11:57,695
“Talk to my dad” is number three.
300
00:11:57,901 --> 00:12:00,162
- Oh.
- Yeah.
301
00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:03,365
I just recently read
about this fringe therapist
302
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,005
who believes you
shouldn't confront trauma
303
00:12:05,035 --> 00:12:08,270
until at least a decade
after it's happened.
304
00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:10,772
So, just wait till then.
305
00:12:10,774 --> 00:12:13,809
Right, except that,
at the ten-year mark,
306
00:12:13,811 --> 00:12:16,578
the Earth will be a smoldering
piece of space rubble.
307
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,747
(Whispers): Yeah.
308
00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:21,130
You're running out of
excuses for me to use, huh?
309
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,863
Really struggling here, yeah.
310
00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:25,164
Listen, I get that you're afraid...
311
00:12:25,194 --> 00:12:27,589
I'm not afraid of talking to my dad.
312
00:12:27,591 --> 00:12:29,391
It's simply that it would require me
313
00:12:29,393 --> 00:12:31,660
to address some
deep-seated emotional damage
314
00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:34,997
that I would rather not
explore at this juncture.
315
00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:40,335
Yeah, I just heard myself, too.
316
00:12:40,337 --> 00:12:41,670
Yeah.
317
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,008
(Camera clicking)
318
00:12:51,148 --> 00:12:54,549
(Camera clicking)
319
00:12:55,472 --> 00:12:56,260
Thank you for letting me
320
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:57,786
crash your lunch break.
321
00:12:57,788 --> 00:12:59,388
I think I'm gonna call this series
322
00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:03,291
“Warehouse Faces. A Study
of Capitalist Oppression.”
323
00:13:06,397 --> 00:13:08,817
Uh-oh. What's wrong with
my immigration paperwork?
324
00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:11,400
It says here that the I.N.S. is
gonna look into my work history,
325
00:13:11,402 --> 00:13:13,301
including performance evaluations.
326
00:13:13,303 --> 00:13:15,842
- So?
- So...
327
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,806
I barely try at this job.
328
00:13:17,808 --> 00:13:19,708
I mean, I've never
looked at my evaluations,
329
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,576
but I'm sure they say things like,
330
00:13:21,578 --> 00:13:24,379
“Kareema barely tries at this job.”
331
00:13:26,884 --> 00:13:29,751
Well, maybe it's not too
late to turn it around.
332
00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:31,853
Make sure you get some
good customer reviews
333
00:13:31,855 --> 00:13:33,355
before the end of next week.
334
00:13:33,357 --> 00:13:35,791
(Sighs): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
335
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:37,926
You def deserve a full
refund on that hair spray.
336
00:13:37,928 --> 00:13:41,696
I am sending you a
shipping label right now.
337
00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:43,765
Ooh, Cedar Rapids.
338
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:47,502
See ya later, Iowa-Stater. (Giggles)
339
00:13:47,504 --> 00:13:50,405
You've definitely never been
that nice on a call before.
340
00:13:50,407 --> 00:13:53,241
Ugh, niceness is exhausting.
341
00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:55,844
No wonder you stay so
thin without exercising.
342
00:13:56,264 --> 00:13:57,212
Did you find
343
00:13:57,214 --> 00:13:58,615
a splashy charity yet?
344
00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:00,382
I did. Uh, Forks in the Road.
345
00:14:00,384 --> 00:14:01,983
It's actually a really neat organization
346
00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:03,752
that delivers fresh
food to the homeless.
347
00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:06,021
I used to volunteer for them in college.
348
00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:09,758
I'm not afraid of digging into my past.
349
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,460
You know, I can see actual waves
350
00:14:11,462 --> 00:14:13,528
of passive aggression
emanating from you right now.
351
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:15,497
Sorry. I'm just frustrated.
352
00:14:15,499 --> 00:14:17,499
This was just delivered to me.
353
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:19,673
_
354
00:14:19,703 --> 00:14:21,503
What does it mean?
355
00:14:21,505 --> 00:14:23,939
It means Xavier still doesn't get it.
356
00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:26,174
He thinks he can win me
over with big gestures,
357
00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:28,310
like they're some kind
of drug I'm hooked on.
358
00:14:28,312 --> 00:14:29,978
Anyone have any codeine?
359
00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:33,448
You keep your codeine in a can?
360
00:14:33,450 --> 00:14:35,150
What do you keep yours in?
361
00:14:41,869 --> 00:14:43,291
(Sighs)
362
00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:46,428
(Line ringing)
363
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,164
OPERATOR: Mathematics Department.
364
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,533
Hi. Uh, Professor Stegner, please.
365
00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:53,735
(Phone clicks, beeps)
366
00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:57,872
HAMISH: This is Hamish speaking.
367
00:14:58,075 --> 00:14:59,526
Hi, Dad.
368
00:15:05,831 --> 00:15:07,273
(Knocks)
369
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,751
- Hi.
- Hi. Um...
370
00:15:12,086 --> 00:15:13,553
Look, I... I know
371
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:14,816
it can't be easy for you right now.
372
00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:16,522
It's... it's not easy for me either.
373
00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:17,741
But, you know, trying to win me back
374
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,637
with another adventure
just won't help anything.
375
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:20,838
Evie, I'm not trying to win you back.
376
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,173
I know you think it's charming.
377
00:15:22,175 --> 00:15:23,775
Evie, I-I don't...
378
00:15:23,777 --> 00:15:26,577
I don't know who sent this
to you, but it wasn't me.
379
00:15:27,108 --> 00:15:28,613
And, look, I'm really happy to see you,
380
00:15:28,615 --> 00:15:30,348
but your timing isn't great.
381
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,501
I called my dad last night.
382
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,152
And we've arranged to meet.
383
00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:36,821
He's on his way here right now.
384
00:15:36,823 --> 00:15:38,956
Wow. So you actually did it.
385
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,453
(Sighs) Yeah.
386
00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:42,723
And the hardest part's still to come.
387
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:44,966
Well, you'll get through it.
388
00:15:44,996 --> 00:15:46,646
You know, I have faith.
389
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,133
Yeah, well, look.
390
00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:52,570
Have fun on whatever
adventure awaits you.
391
00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,919
Maybe you can tell me about it later.
392
00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:02,747
(Sighs): Oh, my God.
393
00:16:09,257 --> 00:16:11,307
You haven't changed a bit, son.
394
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,324
Dad.
395
00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:19,430
(Both grunt)
396
00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:22,433
XAVIER: I apologize.
397
00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:24,268
It's just, I've been fantasizing
398
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:26,292
about doing that for a very long time.
399
00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:30,024
Yeah, well, I hope it was
everything you dreamed of.
400
00:16:34,097 --> 00:16:35,563
You brought her.
401
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:36,863
Yeah.
402
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:40,299
I think you deserve her.
403
00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:45,072
I'm gonna make some proper tea.
404
00:16:46,876 --> 00:16:48,258
Hello?
405
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,172
Did the B13 work?
406
00:16:53,202 --> 00:16:54,659
DEIRDRE: Hank!
407
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:56,484
Whoa!
408
00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,186
Sweet Snowden's Wi-Fi!
409
00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:00,254
I have hives, vertigo
410
00:17:00,256 --> 00:17:02,690
and a grotesquely swollen ear canal.
411
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:05,560
Are you sure you made the B13 correctly?
412
00:17:05,562 --> 00:17:07,695
Yes. Okay, okay.
413
00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:10,364
Yeah. I put codeine,
garlic, keyboard cleaner,
414
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:12,533
a teaspoon of powdered kumquat.
415
00:17:12,535 --> 00:17:13,901
Ah! Allergic to kumquat.
416
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:15,636
- What are we gonna do?
- Okay, all right.
417
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:18,272
First, just, you know, let yourself go.
418
00:17:18,274 --> 00:17:20,541
Just let gravity have
its way with you, girl.
419
00:17:20,543 --> 00:17:22,100
All right? Okay.
420
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:24,579
- There you go. Look at that.
- (Groans)
421
00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:27,138
The floor's like a big pillow.
422
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,750
Listen. Let me show
Archie around, all right?
423
00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:32,286
Just teach me how to
get everything ready
424
00:17:32,288 --> 00:17:34,055
and answer his trick questions.
425
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:36,457
(Gasps)
426
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:41,028
I saw a motion picture on
cable television yesterday.
427
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:43,965
It's called Roxanne.
428
00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:47,856
What if I fed you the answers
like in Roxanne?
429
00:17:47,886 --> 00:17:49,504
Like Cyrano de Bergerac.
430
00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:51,716
Please, don't speak French around me.
431
00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:54,196
You know how I feel about that country.
432
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:58,045
I like the window treatments.
433
00:17:58,290 --> 00:18:00,982
They're very, uh... breezy.
434
00:18:02,806 --> 00:18:04,886
I don't want to talk about the windows.
435
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,827
I want to talk about what you did.
436
00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:11,270
Well, I thought we might
just kind of ramp up to that.
437
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,293
Well, I've been
438
00:18:12,295 --> 00:18:14,461
ramping up to that for nine years, so...
439
00:18:14,463 --> 00:18:16,173
(Phone vibrating)
440
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:18,229
Oh, I'm so sorry.
441
00:18:18,259 --> 00:18:20,034
I told her to only call
if it was an emergency,
442
00:18:20,036 --> 00:18:21,374
so this might be.
443
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,904
Hi. Is everything okay?
444
00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:26,340
Oh, hi, Zoey. Yes.
445
00:18:26,342 --> 00:18:28,845
I can do your homework with you
when I get back to the hotel,
446
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,342
but I'm in the middle
of something right now,
447
00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:31,946
so I've got to go.
448
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:33,848
Bye-bye.
449
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,684
Are you kidding me?
450
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:38,653
You brought them to Seattle?
451
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,326
Well, I... I thought
that if this went well,
452
00:18:41,356 --> 00:18:42,423
you might want to meet them.
453
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,091
Oh, my God.
454
00:18:44,663 --> 00:18:46,927
I don't remember you
helping me with my homework.
455
00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:48,796
Or anything, for that matter.
456
00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,470
I remember looking after Mom
457
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,933
when you were nowhere to be found,
458
00:18:51,935 --> 00:18:54,089
because you were starting
a new family with Rose,
459
00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:55,369
and having Zoey, who, by the way,
460
00:18:55,371 --> 00:18:59,145
was born five months after Mom died.
461
00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:03,701
I... I had to watch
Mom die all on my own.
462
00:19:03,731 --> 00:19:06,047
Once again you made it very clear
463
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:08,783
which family actually matters to you.
464
00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:15,323
(Clears throat)
465
00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:29,837
♪♪
466
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,645
(Sighs)
467
00:19:54,589 --> 00:19:56,030
EVIE: We bought that map
468
00:19:56,032 --> 00:19:58,766
at a city planning fair four years ago.
469
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:01,536
Okay. I was worried you
weren't gonna put it together.
470
00:20:01,538 --> 00:20:05,039
Timothy Finger and Evie
Covington, checking in.
471
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,641
Okay, go on in.
472
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:07,778
How'd you make this happen?
473
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:09,610
Do you remember that video
of me at the STEVEN-Spiel?
474
00:20:09,612 --> 00:20:11,512
I've always felt... Oh, good Lord!
475
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:15,750
Well, it's resulted in
some mild local notoriety.
476
00:20:16,276 --> 00:20:18,085
So I leveraged that notoriety
477
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:20,915
to help us cut the wait
list to be a contestant on...
478
00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:22,857
ALL: Grocers' Blowout!
479
00:20:22,859 --> 00:20:25,526
ANNOUNCER: With Emerald Sitay.
480
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,861
(Audience cheering)
481
00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:29,081
(Laughs)
482
00:20:29,111 --> 00:20:30,870
KAREEMA: Kareema,
queen of customer care.
483
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,232
How can I help you?
484
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,701
Uh-huh.
485
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:35,169
Ooh, that sounds bad.
486
00:20:35,171 --> 00:20:37,084
I can send you a return shipping label.
487
00:20:37,114 --> 00:20:38,090
What's your address?
488
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,780
Hey. Uh, I'm gonna run
around the warehouse and check
489
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:43,044
all the emergency exit
signs. You want to help?
490
00:20:43,046 --> 00:20:44,545
I can't.
491
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,647
Customers have started requesting me.
492
00:20:46,649 --> 00:20:49,250
I'm a Cybermart siren; it's a nightmare.
493
00:20:49,252 --> 00:20:50,818
- (Computer dings)
- Ugh.
494
00:20:51,503 --> 00:20:53,033
And now they're gonna reward me for it.
495
00:20:53,063 --> 00:20:55,297
- I do such idiotic things for love.
- _
496
00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:56,864
And sex.
497
00:20:56,894 --> 00:20:57,925
Mostly sex.
498
00:20:57,927 --> 00:21:00,928
Yeah. Well, if you can't
help me, where's Evie?
499
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,563
I don't know; she's
still on her lunch break.
500
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:03,564
Still?
501
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,199
What kind of lunch takes so damn long?
502
00:21:05,201 --> 00:21:07,501
- (Buzzers sounding)
- Bananas flambé.
503
00:21:07,503 --> 00:21:08,636
Waldorf Salad.
504
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:10,138
Orville Redenbacher.
505
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,707
- Mm! Yes!
- CROWD: Oh!
506
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,075
(Crowd laughs)
507
00:21:14,077 --> 00:21:16,377
Still Life with Fruit and Ham.
508
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,613
The portable juice box!
509
00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:20,381
- Got one!
- (Applause)
510
00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:22,883
Ah! Ooh! I got one, too!
511
00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:24,085
(Cheering)
512
00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:25,453
Final question.
513
00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:29,648
Whoever gets this wins
a $200 gift certificate
514
00:21:29,678 --> 00:21:33,166
good at any Seattle bar or restaurant.
515
00:21:33,196 --> 00:21:34,262
(Audience oohing)
516
00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:37,899
Four of the most powerful families
517
00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:43,471
in ancient Rome took their
names from what kind of food?
518
00:21:43,473 --> 00:21:45,087
- (Gasps)
- (Dinging)
519
00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:46,756
Beans!
520
00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:48,674
- Yes!
- Evie!
521
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:51,546
- You are wrong!
- (Buzzer sounds)
522
00:21:51,548 --> 00:21:54,289
Timothy, for the steal.
523
00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:55,363
That would be legumes.
524
00:21:55,393 --> 00:21:57,390
- (Dinging)
- (Laughs)
525
00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,387
(Audience cheering)
526
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:03,818
Tim Finger, you are today's winner!
527
00:22:04,941 --> 00:22:06,433
Evie.
528
00:22:07,008 --> 00:22:08,529
As today's loser...
529
00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:11,465
(Siren wailing)
530
00:22:11,495 --> 00:22:13,457
(Screams, laughs)
531
00:22:15,305 --> 00:22:18,606
EMERALD AND AUDIENCE: You got souped!
532
00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:21,609
(Audience cheering)
533
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:23,244
(Coughs)
534
00:22:23,246 --> 00:22:25,580
- That was a blast!
- (Laughs)
535
00:22:25,582 --> 00:22:28,182
Yeah, I thought you might like that.
536
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,151
And...
537
00:22:31,053 --> 00:22:32,553
I think you should cross it off.
538
00:22:33,107 --> 00:22:34,493
What? I...
539
00:22:34,523 --> 00:22:36,253
But I threw this away.
540
00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:39,293
Yeah. I... I had the
bartender fish it out.
541
00:22:39,295 --> 00:22:41,829
I know it's a Xavier thing. I know.
542
00:22:41,831 --> 00:22:44,899
But... but he didn't
make that list. You did.
543
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,420
And it made you really happy.
544
00:22:47,455 --> 00:22:48,802
Maybe you don't need
545
00:22:48,804 --> 00:22:51,038
to throw out the baby
with the bathwater.
546
00:22:52,933 --> 00:22:54,747
_
547
00:22:54,777 --> 00:22:57,544
Thank you, Timothy.
548
00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:01,415
♪♪
549
00:23:06,022 --> 00:23:07,922
Ooh. You got some parsley in your hair.
550
00:23:07,924 --> 00:23:09,857
(Chuckles): Oh.
551
00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:11,864
(Chuckles)
552
00:23:11,894 --> 00:23:13,627
Hey, this was fun.
553
00:23:13,629 --> 00:23:15,930
- Mm-hmm.
- Let me know if you ever want
554
00:23:15,932 --> 00:23:18,065
to cross off a couple more together.
555
00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:20,067
(Chuckles)
556
00:23:25,232 --> 00:23:27,499
I tried, Mom.
557
00:23:28,439 --> 00:23:30,902
I really tried.
558
00:23:30,904 --> 00:23:34,409
(Exhales) I swear, he
doesn't even realize
559
00:23:34,439 --> 00:23:36,498
how much he abandoned us.
560
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:40,483
- (Sniffles)
- ROSE: Xavier?
561
00:23:43,183 --> 00:23:46,316
(Clears throat)
562
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,791
May I? Please?
563
00:23:48,821 --> 00:23:50,354
Yep. Fine.
564
00:23:50,356 --> 00:23:53,491
But I'm not subjecting
my mother to this.
565
00:23:57,296 --> 00:23:59,263
I know you don't like me.
566
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,499
I know you'll always think of me
567
00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:03,033
as your father's mistress.
568
00:24:03,035 --> 00:24:06,337
Yeah, well, it's a pretty
fair thing to think, isn't it?
569
00:24:06,881 --> 00:24:09,003
Did Hamish ever tell
you where he met me?
570
00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:12,309
Uh, nope. Never came up in the
nine years we weren't speaking.
571
00:24:12,311 --> 00:24:13,744
We met in a support group
572
00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:16,852
for people with
terminally ill loved ones.
573
00:24:17,862 --> 00:24:20,217
It was the absolute
worst year of our lives.
574
00:24:20,219 --> 00:24:22,620
We'd go to those meetings
and drink the cheap tea
575
00:24:22,622 --> 00:24:26,014
and listen to sad sacks
as miserable as we were.
576
00:24:26,476 --> 00:24:28,893
But it was a way to avoid going home.
577
00:24:29,780 --> 00:24:32,430
I needed him at home.
578
00:24:32,432 --> 00:24:34,765
I know.
579
00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:37,368
And that's for you two to work out.
580
00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:40,438
But I also know that we both
felt like we were sinking
581
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,040
and we needed something,
582
00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:45,342
someone to hold onto.
583
00:24:45,344 --> 00:24:48,679
And, in our misery, we found each other.
584
00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:53,948
Yeah, well, it's not how it
looks from where I'm sitting.
585
00:24:53,978 --> 00:24:57,021
If you think your father
didn't care about your mom,
586
00:24:57,023 --> 00:25:00,329
then you two really do need to talk.
587
00:25:01,404 --> 00:25:03,848
What Hamish and I have is special.
588
00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:06,630
But Tabitha was his true love.
589
00:25:08,234 --> 00:25:11,235
She'll always be the light of his life.
590
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,389
He say that?
591
00:25:15,508 --> 00:25:17,891
He say she was the light of his life?
592
00:25:23,683 --> 00:25:26,517
I'm not supposed to tell you this,
593
00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:29,720
but do you know what your
father's missing to be here?
594
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,728
_
595
00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:38,267
_
596
00:25:38,297 --> 00:25:41,465
Well, somebody has the
bounce back in their pounce.
597
00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:44,134
Did you have a little sex
with the ex with an "X"?
598
00:25:44,136 --> 00:25:45,459
No. Nothing like that.
599
00:25:45,489 --> 00:25:48,372
I just... had a lot of fun recently.
600
00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:50,674
With Timothy, actually.
601
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,142
And I never should have underestimated
602
00:25:52,144 --> 00:25:53,878
how much I love lists.
603
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,214
Goal-setting is so my jam.
604
00:25:56,244 --> 00:25:57,681
WOMAN: Kareema?
605
00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,275
- We need to talk.
- Oh! Right.
606
00:25:59,305 --> 00:26:00,593
If I've gotten some sort of award
607
00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:02,236
for Best Customer Service Ever,
608
00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:05,689
you can just fax a copy of
the certificate to the I.N.S.
609
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:08,459
The only thing I'll
be faxing to the I.N.S.
610
00:26:08,461 --> 00:26:10,661
is a sad face emoji
611
00:26:10,663 --> 00:26:12,730
to represent how your
quality of work has plummeted
612
00:26:12,732 --> 00:26:14,665
- recently.
- Plummeted?
613
00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,066
You were the crown jewel
614
00:26:16,068 --> 00:26:17,968
of the customer service department.
615
00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:21,014
The sturdiest cog in the machine.
616
00:26:21,044 --> 00:26:23,307
Are you sure you mean Kareema?
617
00:26:23,309 --> 00:26:24,055
Yeah, are you sure?
618
00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:25,609
You kept phone call lengths
619
00:26:25,611 --> 00:26:27,000
to a record minimum.
620
00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:30,553
You were extremely strict
about returns on used items.
621
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:32,349
The ideal customer service rep.
622
00:26:32,351 --> 00:26:33,215
Wha...?
623
00:26:33,245 --> 00:26:36,513
But I thought I was improving
the quality of my work.
624
00:26:36,543 --> 00:26:39,220
I don't even know who you are anymore.
625
00:26:39,802 --> 00:26:41,322
By the way, someone from Corporate
626
00:26:41,352 --> 00:26:43,127
is waiting for you in
the conference room.
627
00:26:43,129 --> 00:26:45,637
(Gasps) Great. I'll just check in
628
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:46,949
with my contact at Forks in the Road.
629
00:26:46,979 --> 00:26:49,992
You know, maybe he's stuck in traffic.
630
00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:52,308
Yeah.
631
00:26:52,338 --> 00:26:53,637
I don't understand.
632
00:26:53,639 --> 00:26:55,673
You were so excited about
partnering with CyberHugs.
633
00:26:55,675 --> 00:26:58,409
We were gonna be Fork Dorks together.
634
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,653
I just saw you on TV.
635
00:27:00,683 --> 00:27:02,303
You wasted at least 30 gallons of soup.
636
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,810
- Excuse me?
- You know how many hungry people
637
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,688
could've eaten that soup?
638
00:27:05,718 --> 00:27:07,117
(Line beeps)
639
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,820
(Exhales)
640
00:27:09,822 --> 00:27:11,322
I am so screwed.
641
00:27:11,324 --> 00:27:12,389
Not nailed.
642
00:27:12,391 --> 00:27:13,958
Per specifications.
643
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,392
Well done.
644
00:27:15,394 --> 00:27:16,916
- DEIRDRE (over earpiece): Good job.
- (Grunts)
645
00:27:16,946 --> 00:27:19,580
So, you guys obviously do a
lot of restocking around here.
646
00:27:19,582 --> 00:27:21,282
How much aisle space do you leave
647
00:27:21,284 --> 00:27:23,084
in case of an emergency evacuation?
648
00:27:23,086 --> 00:27:26,687
DEIRDRE: It depends if it's
manual or mechanical restocking.
649
00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:30,257
(Voice breaks): Uh...
manual or mechanical?
650
00:27:30,259 --> 00:27:31,592
Let's say mechanical.
651
00:27:31,594 --> 00:27:33,726
44 inches.
652
00:27:33,756 --> 00:27:35,296
44 inches.
653
00:27:35,298 --> 00:27:37,298
Uh, just give me one moment.
654
00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,800
Just... one moment.
655
00:27:39,802 --> 00:27:42,269
(Panting)
656
00:27:42,271 --> 00:27:43,771
(Quietly): I am so sorry.
657
00:27:43,773 --> 00:27:45,656
I thought that hearing
your voice electronically
658
00:27:45,686 --> 00:27:47,108
would offset the effect it had on me,
659
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:50,878
but your illness has made
your voice even huskier,
660
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,114
and it's elevating Douglas.
661
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:54,515
I got to wing it.
662
00:27:54,517 --> 00:27:56,984
No, no, no, no. Hank, no!
663
00:27:56,986 --> 00:27:58,819
(Sighs)
664
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:03,157
And if it's, uh, manual restocking?
665
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,314
How much aisle space then?
666
00:28:05,344 --> 00:28:07,962
This much?
667
00:28:07,964 --> 00:28:10,531
- ARCHIE: $800 fine.
- (Gasps)
668
00:28:12,301 --> 00:28:13,697
Thanks for giving me another chance
669
00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:15,369
to explain this to you.
670
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,562
Why didn't you tell me that you won
671
00:28:17,592 --> 00:28:20,592
the Waldo Weinberg
Mathematician of the Year Award?
672
00:28:20,622 --> 00:28:23,789
The award ceremony was last
night. Why didn't you tell me?
673
00:28:23,819 --> 00:28:25,319
It wasn't important.
674
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:26,716
Wasn't important?
675
00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,322
You spent half my childhood
chasing that award.
676
00:28:29,352 --> 00:28:30,818
I remember sitting in the university
677
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:32,620
by the copy machine
while you made copies
678
00:28:32,622 --> 00:28:33,787
of invariant theory.
679
00:28:33,789 --> 00:28:36,323
This means more.
680
00:28:36,325 --> 00:28:38,659
You, your mother.
681
00:28:39,073 --> 00:28:40,394
It all means more.
682
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:46,033
I'm sorry, Xavier.
683
00:28:46,217 --> 00:28:49,980
I just didn't have the strength
to watch my soul mate fade away,
684
00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:52,634
one little piece at a time.
685
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,464
Yeah, well, what about me?
686
00:28:55,654 --> 00:28:56,654
(Sighs)
687
00:28:58,062 --> 00:29:01,715
You know, Rose said that you
needed someone to cling to.
688
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,518
So did I.
689
00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:07,588
I was all alone, right
in the thick of it.
690
00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:09,123
I was selfish.
691
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:12,359
But I was searching for solace.
692
00:29:12,361 --> 00:29:15,262
And I found it somewhere unexpected.
693
00:29:18,267 --> 00:29:19,800
Yeah, well...
694
00:29:19,802 --> 00:29:21,752
I guess I can relate to that.
695
00:29:23,914 --> 00:29:28,453
I was recently dating this girl
696
00:29:28,483 --> 00:29:31,633
who said that I was running
away from what I feared.
697
00:29:33,349 --> 00:29:36,617
(Chuckles softly) Guess
it runs in the family, eh?
698
00:29:36,619 --> 00:29:37,890
Yeah.
699
00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:41,562
Fear can make us do
some things we regret.
700
00:29:45,357 --> 00:29:47,227
(Sighs) Look, I...
701
00:29:47,229 --> 00:29:51,432
I don't know if I'm
ready to bury the hatchet.
702
00:29:54,403 --> 00:29:57,053
But maybe we could
start digging the hole.
703
00:30:01,030 --> 00:30:03,043
I was gonna...
704
00:30:03,045 --> 00:30:06,213
(sighs) spread Mom's ashes tonight.
705
00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:08,909
Don't know if you wanted to join.
706
00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:12,364
It would be the highest
honor of my life.
707
00:30:13,656 --> 00:30:15,556
Honestly.
708
00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:25,709
Son, where's your mother?
709
00:30:32,056 --> 00:30:34,764
Hey. Um, there's no way
710
00:30:34,794 --> 00:30:36,525
you could go meet
Corporate with me right now
711
00:30:36,527 --> 00:30:38,694
and pretend to be a
representative from, say,
712
00:30:38,696 --> 00:30:41,052
the American Heart
Association, is there?
713
00:30:41,082 --> 00:30:43,149
No. I got to un-return these returns
714
00:30:43,151 --> 00:30:45,818
and get back my bad name.
715
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:48,020
(Gasps)
716
00:30:48,022 --> 00:30:50,389
- _
- EVIE: Okay, uh...
717
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:52,946
I need a plan. Even if
it's a crazy one. I could...
718
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,561
Run around and... and flap your arms.
719
00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:57,930
ARCHIE: Flapping one's
arms is the last thing
720
00:30:57,932 --> 00:31:00,332
you should encourage a
burning individual to do.
721
00:31:00,863 --> 00:31:02,435
$1,000 fine.
722
00:31:02,437 --> 00:31:04,049
(Sighs)
723
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:05,805
Now, show me to the cubicles.
724
00:31:05,807 --> 00:31:08,007
Sure. They're just right o...
725
00:31:08,009 --> 00:31:10,142
Jiminy Fire Hazard!
726
00:31:10,144 --> 00:31:12,778
Give me one moment. Evie!
727
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:13,980
Mm?
728
00:31:13,982 --> 00:31:15,114
Why does Kareema currently have
729
00:31:15,116 --> 00:31:16,515
the most flammable desk situation
730
00:31:16,517 --> 00:31:19,095
in the entire history of Cybermart?
731
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:21,514
Oh, 'cause she wants to make a good
impression with the I.N.S., so she's...
732
00:31:21,544 --> 00:31:23,256
Okay, you know what? Never mind.
733
00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:25,380
Just hide all that stuff
before the fire inspector sees.
734
00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:27,477
Yeah. Right. Yeah. Uh...
735
00:31:27,479 --> 00:31:30,413
So. Archie. Arch.
736
00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:32,115
Um...
737
00:31:32,117 --> 00:31:34,751
you know, I think it
would be good for you
738
00:31:34,781 --> 00:31:38,654
to just, you know, open
up, just tell a... long...
739
00:31:40,391 --> 00:31:41,891
long story.
740
00:31:41,893 --> 00:31:43,893
Like about that fire where
741
00:31:43,895 --> 00:31:45,528
you lost your...
742
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:47,063
your eyebrows.
743
00:31:47,065 --> 00:31:49,866
- Is that what people say?
- Yeah.
744
00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:51,400
- I just have alopecia.
- Wait.
745
00:31:51,402 --> 00:31:52,835
You have alopecia?
746
00:31:52,837 --> 00:31:54,237
My favorite cousin Chauncey
747
00:31:54,239 --> 00:31:56,506
has alopecia. We used
to have a magic act,
748
00:31:56,508 --> 00:31:58,941
and he'd make me draw on his
eyebrows before every show.
749
00:31:58,943 --> 00:32:00,777
- (Laughs) No kidding.
- Yeah. Yeah.
750
00:32:00,779 --> 00:32:02,845
Did he use felt-tip,
or-or permanent marker?
751
00:32:02,847 --> 00:32:04,747
Hmm.
752
00:32:04,749 --> 00:32:07,216
(Both sigh)
753
00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:10,386
I can't believe this whole time
I've been a cog in the machine.
754
00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:12,255
A sturdy cog.
755
00:32:12,257 --> 00:32:14,578
Well, even if you are a corporate drone,
756
00:32:14,937 --> 00:32:16,526
you'll always be a rebel to me.
757
00:32:16,528 --> 00:32:18,161
That means nothing coming from you.
758
00:32:18,163 --> 00:32:20,843
You're, like, the droniest of drones.
759
00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:22,865
- No offense.
- Yeah, well,
760
00:32:22,867 --> 00:32:25,101
I'm about to do something very undroney.
761
00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:27,136
Corporate's waiting for me
in the conference room, and
762
00:32:27,138 --> 00:32:29,138
I have nothing to present for CyberHugs.
763
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,985
Would a box of used junk
impress our overlords?
764
00:32:34,015 --> 00:32:37,922
Just because it's used doesn't
necessarily mean it's junk.
765
00:32:37,952 --> 00:32:39,246
(Gasps)
766
00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:41,484
Cybermart keeps looking
767
00:32:41,486 --> 00:32:43,452
for charities to align itself with,
768
00:32:43,454 --> 00:32:45,922
but it has its own charity right here,
769
00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:48,224
built into its very infrastructure.
770
00:32:48,765 --> 00:32:52,128
I was recently reminded
not to throw the baby out
771
00:32:52,130 --> 00:32:53,896
with the bathwater.
772
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,532
What if we asked customers
773
00:32:56,534 --> 00:33:00,255
to repurpose delivery
boxes as donation boxes?
774
00:33:00,615 --> 00:33:02,505
They could fill them
up with old clothes,
775
00:33:02,507 --> 00:33:04,106
toys, even canned food,
776
00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:06,509
and a Cybermart delivery
person in the area would take it
777
00:33:06,511 --> 00:33:08,845
to a nearby shelter or donation center.
778
00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:11,848
We could call it "Getters and Givers."
779
00:33:13,567 --> 00:33:15,279
It's not bad.
780
00:33:15,638 --> 00:33:19,664
It would barely cost us
anything to set in motion, and...
781
00:33:20,194 --> 00:33:22,832
it would be quite the PR boon.
782
00:33:24,184 --> 00:33:28,931
For someone that smells like
soup, you've got good ideas.
783
00:33:32,157 --> 00:33:33,402
I can't believe that
784
00:33:33,404 --> 00:33:36,015
you packed your own mother
into a bunch of fireworks.
785
00:33:36,045 --> 00:33:37,974
As you get to know me
better, it'll become easier
786
00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,476
to believe. (Sighs)
787
00:33:40,478 --> 00:33:42,912
Mom loved fireworks.
788
00:33:42,914 --> 00:33:45,448
She really did. It's a fitting tribute.
789
00:33:46,103 --> 00:33:48,417
You know, this is a hydroelectric dam.
790
00:33:48,419 --> 00:33:50,186
Yeah.
791
00:33:50,188 --> 00:33:51,787
Which means that her ashes will enter
792
00:33:51,789 --> 00:33:54,557
into the energy system
of this entire city.
793
00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:57,393
A tiny little micro particle of her
794
00:33:57,395 --> 00:34:00,129
in every lit light bulb in Seattle.
795
00:34:00,131 --> 00:34:01,931
(Both chuckle softly)
796
00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:04,300
I'll be able to see her wherever I go.
797
00:34:04,302 --> 00:34:06,002
Yeah.
798
00:34:06,636 --> 00:34:07,970
(Sighs)
799
00:34:12,377 --> 00:34:15,177
♪♪
800
00:34:23,655 --> 00:34:25,821
(Laughs)
801
00:34:28,744 --> 00:34:30,250
_
802
00:34:30,507 --> 00:34:32,612
_
803
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,859
Please put me in touch with your cousin.
804
00:34:38,861 --> 00:34:40,427
It sounds like we'd have
so much to talk about.
805
00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:43,581
Absolutely. You two
should start a podcast.
806
00:34:43,611 --> 00:34:46,663
No Hair, Don't Care with
Archie and Chauncey.
807
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,802
(Both laugh)
808
00:34:54,607 --> 00:34:56,247
You know, I'm really
not supposed to do this,
809
00:34:56,277 --> 00:34:58,644
but I don't want $7,500 in fines
810
00:34:58,646 --> 00:35:01,146
to complicate this
friendship we've developed.
811
00:35:01,148 --> 00:35:04,016
- I totally agree, man.
- But please
812
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,423
brush up on the fire code, okay?
813
00:35:05,453 --> 00:35:06,836
Will do.
814
00:35:08,359 --> 00:35:10,556
Hey, nicely done.
815
00:35:10,558 --> 00:35:13,063
What? Yeah! Well, we should, um...
816
00:35:13,093 --> 00:35:15,079
we should celebrate
our personal victories.
817
00:35:15,109 --> 00:35:16,328
Want to do drinks at Horsemen's?
818
00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:17,867
It's so late. I should
go check on Deirdre.
819
00:35:17,897 --> 00:35:20,838
Yeah. And I'm meeting Sofia, so...
820
00:35:21,323 --> 00:35:22,323
Oh.
821
00:35:32,639 --> 00:35:34,335
You were incredible.
822
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:35,353
(Laughs)
823
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,149
Who would have thought that appealing
824
00:35:37,151 --> 00:35:39,785
to a fellow professional
on a personal level
825
00:35:39,787 --> 00:35:42,849
would create such a
helpful sense of rapport?
826
00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:44,158
I'm sorry I had to ditch you,
827
00:35:44,188 --> 00:35:46,988
but your sore throat
took your vocal prowess
828
00:35:47,018 --> 00:35:49,281
to an unexpected 11.
829
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:53,455
No, I take full
responsibility for that. I...
830
00:35:53,661 --> 00:35:55,434
With our history, I
never should have put you
831
00:35:55,436 --> 00:35:58,504
in the position where I
was deep inside your ear.
832
00:36:02,144 --> 00:36:03,856
Well, I should probably head out.
833
00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:08,277
I dated David Copperfield.
834
00:36:11,144 --> 00:36:12,318
What?!
835
00:36:14,322 --> 00:36:18,457
I heard you talk about
sawing your cousin in half.
836
00:36:18,459 --> 00:36:21,274
I actually urged Dave
to saw a man in half
837
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:24,296
as I felt constantly sawing women was
838
00:36:24,298 --> 00:36:28,684
such a dangerous anti-feminist
metaphor, and, you know, well,
839
00:36:28,714 --> 00:36:30,674
we broke up shortly after that.
840
00:36:30,704 --> 00:36:33,172
Were you there when he made
the Statue of Liberty disappear?
841
00:36:33,174 --> 00:36:36,508
He originally wanted to
do the Staten Island Ferry.
842
00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:39,317
I said, “Dave, think bigger.”
843
00:36:39,347 --> 00:36:41,013
(Laughing): Oh, my God!
844
00:36:41,015 --> 00:36:43,382
I can't believe we've
never talked magic before.
845
00:36:43,384 --> 00:36:46,318
It's one of my favored
conversation topics.
846
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,607
I got so excited when I
heard you mention your act.
847
00:36:49,637 --> 00:36:51,023
- I want to hear everything about it.
- Okay.
848
00:36:51,025 --> 00:36:53,005
Well, we started off
with a reverse trick.
849
00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:56,262
- Oh.
- So we pulled a hat out of a... a...
850
00:36:58,267 --> 00:36:59,734
We shouldn't be doing this.
851
00:36:59,764 --> 00:37:00,933
Well, we're just talking.
852
00:37:00,935 --> 00:37:02,761
No. You're engaged.
853
00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:05,514
We can't be tempting
ourselves like this.
854
00:37:05,544 --> 00:37:06,947
You know, it's not fair to Pete,
855
00:37:06,977 --> 00:37:08,974
or to us.
856
00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:11,510
I'm glad you're feeling better.
857
00:37:15,516 --> 00:37:18,150
(Door closes)
858
00:37:18,981 --> 00:37:20,539
(Evie sighs)
859
00:37:22,924 --> 00:37:25,357
Hey, you made it.
860
00:37:26,489 --> 00:37:27,631
I can't believe you want to waste
861
00:37:27,661 --> 00:37:30,029
my Grocers' Blowout prize money
862
00:37:30,031 --> 00:37:30,908
at Four Horsemen's.
863
00:37:30,938 --> 00:37:34,033
Okay, first off, it's not prize money.
864
00:37:34,035 --> 00:37:35,668
It's a gift certificate.
865
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,569
Secondly, Four Horsemen is
an incredible establishment.
866
00:37:37,571 --> 00:37:39,305
Otherwise, we wouldn't keep coming back.
867
00:37:39,307 --> 00:37:42,841
And thirdly, since you're paying
with said gift certificate,
868
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:47,046
it's time to try...
the unlabeled bottle.
869
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:55,187
(Sighs)
870
00:37:55,631 --> 00:37:57,323
Hey.
871
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,758
(Groans)
872
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:00,760
Aah!
873
00:38:02,463 --> 00:38:05,030
It tastes like pine
needles and lighter fluid.
874
00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,865
- (Exhaling)
- _
875
00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:09,849
It's... that's accurate.
876
00:38:09,879 --> 00:38:11,603
- Oh.
- Aah.
877
00:38:15,492 --> 00:38:16,475
HAMISH: So it's back
878
00:38:16,477 --> 00:38:19,078
to the hotel and then
straight to the airport.
879
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,718
Well, uh, I'm really glad you came.
880
00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:23,916
Me, too. And you be sure to thank
881
00:38:23,918 --> 00:38:26,731
that incredibly smart woman
for getting you to call me.
882
00:38:26,761 --> 00:38:28,526
Yeah, I will.
883
00:38:28,914 --> 00:38:30,556
Look, I know that
communication's not exactly
884
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:33,922
our strong suit, but maybe
we could speak once a week.
885
00:38:34,487 --> 00:38:36,059
Monday nights.
886
00:38:36,487 --> 00:38:40,137
Yeah. Yeah, I think I could manage that.
887
00:38:40,746 --> 00:38:43,635
Well, I'll talk to you soon, son.
888
00:38:43,637 --> 00:38:45,176
(Sighs)
889
00:38:45,897 --> 00:38:47,906
Just in case I never see you again.
890
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:51,270
What?
891
00:38:51,544 --> 00:38:53,245
You never know.
892
00:38:55,899 --> 00:38:57,251
Bye.
893
00:38:59,553 --> 00:39:01,053
(Sighs)
894
00:39:01,055 --> 00:39:02,721
(Car door closes)
895
00:39:02,723 --> 00:39:05,324
(Car engine starts)
896
00:39:17,204 --> 00:39:20,105
(Chuckles)
897
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:23,999
Ah. You know, I thought for
sure you were going to pass.
898
00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,245
Why would I pass? I knew the answer.
899
00:39:26,247 --> 00:39:28,805
All beans are legumes,
900
00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:30,883
- but not all legumes are beans.
- (Laughing)
901
00:39:30,885 --> 00:39:33,952
Yeah, well, you know, the
old Timothy would have passed,
902
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:36,488
just to spare me the
humiliation of getting
903
00:39:36,490 --> 00:39:37,890
souped.
904
00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:39,925
Well, I'm not old Timothy anymore.
905
00:39:39,927 --> 00:39:41,794
Yeah, I've noticed.
906
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:44,229
You know, you and I have
so much history together,
907
00:39:44,231 --> 00:39:47,499
and yet you still have the
capacity to surprise me.
908
00:39:47,501 --> 00:39:50,836
Well, you surprise me.
909
00:39:52,488 --> 00:39:54,807
And honestly
910
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,376
I've been pretty inspired by it.
911
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,250
Am I your rebound?
912
00:40:05,996 --> 00:40:08,248
Because I'm not necessarily opposed.
913
00:40:08,278 --> 00:40:11,837
You're not, you're not my rebound.
914
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:14,893
We're just living in the moment.
915
00:40:19,807 --> 00:40:21,634
Hey, this is Evie. I'm not here.
916
00:40:21,664 --> 00:40:23,308
After the beep, do your thing.
917
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,169
(Beep)
918
00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:26,538
Hey, Evie, it's, um... it's me.
919
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,980
Um... my dad just left.
920
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,251
It was... occasionally terrible,
921
00:40:31,281 --> 00:40:33,599
(chuckling): but also kind of amazing.
922
00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:34,713
You were right.
923
00:40:34,715 --> 00:40:37,516
I... I didn't want my
past to matter, but...
924
00:40:37,546 --> 00:40:40,519
but it's part of me.
925
00:40:41,252 --> 00:40:42,760
And it's everywhere.
926
00:40:43,518 --> 00:40:45,324
Um, you know, when
I called my dad, I...
927
00:40:45,326 --> 00:40:47,960
I wanted to do it for
you, but he got here,
928
00:40:47,962 --> 00:40:50,629
and then I realized I
needed to do it for me.
929
00:40:50,631 --> 00:40:54,900
And I... I feel like I'm just
closer to being my whole self.
930
00:40:55,864 --> 00:40:57,803
Uh, look, this is too
much to say over the phone,
931
00:40:57,805 --> 00:40:59,605
so let's just meet up.
932
00:40:59,607 --> 00:41:01,640
There's literally no one else on Earth
933
00:41:01,642 --> 00:41:03,986
I'd rather talk to right now.
934
00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:07,951
(Sighs)
935
00:41:08,682 --> 00:41:10,382
(Phone chimes)
936
00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:13,886
(Sighing and soft moaning)
937
00:41:13,916 --> 00:41:20,748
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