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[cat purrs, meows]
[fast, lively flamenco music playing]
[screams]
[giggles]
[Puss yowling] El Gato!
[yowls]
3x06 - Escape Goat
Name. Name, name, name. Name for the team.
Uh... "Puss's Powerful Posse"? No.
The "San Lorenzo Action..." Something with an "M," so it spells "S.L.A.M."? No.
I made iced tea.
"Los Gatos Ganadores"?
[retches]
No, we are not all cats.
Puss, maybe the team name isn't our top priority right now.
"Friends For Heroism in San Lorenzo"?
No, that would spell out kind of a hissing sound, "Ff-his-l"
Or is that a good thing?
Puss, are you stalling?
Of course not! Do you know a good seamstress?
I want to have some team uniforms made.
Puss!
All right.
Now that the team is assembled, I am feeling...
a little nervous.
We urgently need to rescue Uli and fight the Bloodwolf.
But how do I lead them?
The last time I lead a team of my peers, I was a kitten.
And... it did not go well.
[gasps]
[meows]
[all screaming and crying]
[grunts]
Huh?
[boy grunts]
Ow.
[shouting] No!
No!
[panting] Poor Sancho! [sniffling]
Really? Yarn balls?
You were not there! It was a terrible tragedy.
And Sancho. He was always kind of afraid of sweaters after that.
Let's see if we can find something in here to help.
Ah! "When a team you have to lead, being liked is what you need."
Yes! That is exactly what I need.
Wait, Puss. I don't think that works for this.
So, how are we feeling, [yawning]
my really very good friends?
"When bad advice a friend does take, stand aside and let it bake."
Oh, boy.
Does anyone need anything? Anything at all?
[Puss] Everyone is comfortable?
Need a back rub? Some polish?
Shall I say complimentary things about each of you in turn?
Loan you money? Tie your shoes?
Technically, this whole group only has one shoe. [clanging]
Would you care for a rousing game of checkers?
Is anyone hungry? Come on, anything?
Golem could eat.
[Puss] My team deserves a feast.
Pancakes by the foot! Cheesecake with gravy!
Sausage milk shakes!
Macaroni and cheese... [Goodsword burps]
- ...in a broth of melted butter. - Party in my mouth.
[gulping]
Puss, are you sure you should load them with such rich food
right before going into battle?
It is fine. Nothing but the best for my team.
Well, you're the leader.
Yes, I am.
[laughs]
Uh, excuse me. People, people? [Goodsword burps]
May I interrupt your eating for a moment?
That was amazing.
You are, like, the best boss ever, guy.
Here's to the cat, the nicest leader I've ever had.
[everyone] Cheers!
[chuckles] Yes, yes, thank you.
Now, it is time to rescue Uli from the Mole Kingdom.
Here is what I was thinking for our plan of attack.
Oh, so you don't even want to know what we think?
Uh... Of course, I was just...
Golem have meaningful contribution.
Yes, I will listen to all of your ideas, like the very likable person that I am.
We should totally fly in and attack from above!
We will be underground, but okay.
[Goodsword] We must charge in and surround them!
Kind of hard to do in a tunnel, but...
I'll run in first and blast everyone with magic!
Yes, yes, of course.
We will do all of these things, just as you wish.
Thank you for accepting our input, cat.
Yeah, you're pretty okay.
Now, my friends who all like me very much, let us rescue a goaty-man!
[burps loudly]
[Golem] That not Golem. Flying cat did it.
Whatever.
Yes, well. It is time to descend.
Yeah, I'm not moving, guy.
Nothing speeds digestion like a vigorous plummet down a tunnel
into unspeakable danger. Follow me!
[overlapping grumbling, excuses]
[murmuring] Puss, I know the Bloodwolf is coming soon
but I don't think this is a good time to...
Not now, Dulcinea. I must do more to make them like me.
So, who wants a foot rub?
I will personally rub the feet of everyone here
when we have rescued Uli.
No fair! She has four times as many feet as I do!
Then I will rub your foot four times!
Ohh! Four foot rubs?
Get up, everyone. Let's go!
[all grumbling]
Now, onward, to glory!
Oh.
Yahoo!
Whatever!
To victory!
Golem can fit.
No help.
[crashing]
[straining]
Okay, little help.
[grunting]
[crashing] [Dulcinea screams]
[impact crash]
[Dulcinea] We're okay.
The tunnel is narrowing.
Single file formation, everyone!
Oh, oh! I want to go first.
Uh-uh. I should totally do it!
Bah-bah-bah-bah! The Goodsword and I should lead the way.
[Goodsword] Always lead with steel!
Yes, fine, all right. You can all go first.
Step aside, everyone!
[overlapping protests]
[all arguing]
[crashing]
Golem sorry he full-figured.
Oh. Oh, my. Oh, no!
[straining]
[The Duchess] This is a disaster!
[El Guante Blanco] But you had no plan, Ginger!
[overlapping remarks]
Quiet! [chatter continues]
Will you listen to me? Be quiet!
[echoing]
That not very nice.
Yeah, that was totally rude.
- I knew you had anger issues. - What's with all the yelling?
[The Duchess] From the moment you cut off my foot, you were angry...
[growling, muffled yelling]
[mole guard] Intruders!
Oh, boy.
[all growling]
Golem! What's happening?
[distant clamoring]
Tap your foot once if it's good, twice if it's bad,
and three times if it's incredibly bad.
[exhales]
Oh, my!
Cut it out! Quit it!
[grunting]
[Puss] My team!
We will execute all of your plans!
- Attack from above! Surround them! - Eh?
And everyone go first!
[all yelling]
[groans]
[growling]
Okay, new plan.
[clanging]
Surrender? Seriously, bro?
Golem have to admit, he make good wall.
That ought to hold them.
Come on, I'm late for my pottery class!
[scoffs] This is so lame.
It not that bad. Golem use time for personal reflection.
[Goodsword] Well, I believe we can all agree on one thing.
What is that?
[all] You are a terrible leader.
Uh...
[sighs]
Yes.
We can agree on that.
[Dulcinea grunting]
[Dulcinea] No, this is not good. Not good, not good.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
So, it sounds like it's going well.
No, it's not! They need our help!
Someone has to take charge around here.
Artephius?
Pajuna?
Zapata?
Mayor! Anyone!
[sighs]
Ugh!
San Lorenzo! Puss needs our help.
He's in real trouble down there.
It's gonna be hard, but we can do it! Now, who's with me?
[all cheering]
Toby, get your paints. Artephius, get as much rope as you can find.
- Yeah! - [Dulcinea] Mayor, we need barrels.
Everyone else, find anything you can use as a weapon.
What are you looking at?
A real leader.
- Get some rope! - Yes, sir!
Yay!
Good work, Toby.
Vina! More orange!
- Did you know that... - Thank you!
Longer! It has to be longer!
A broom? Is that the best you can do?
[grunting]
Oh, that'll work.
[straining]
Keep going, everyone. And hurry! We don't have a moment to lose.
Okay, so we all know what we're supposed to do?
[crowd] Yes!
For San Lorenzo!
[all shouting] For San Lorenzo!
What kind of leader are you? All you did was kiss up to us.
You plied us with food, but you had no plan, Ginger!
Yeah, and why don't you use contractions?
It's like you think your words are so special,
you have to pronounce all of the syllables!
I have had it with all of you! Yes, I was a poor leader.
I tried to make you all like me instead of taking charge.
But that is no excuse for acting like babies!
I'm ready for my foot rub now.
- No foot rubs for babies! - Oh!
[groans]
I want to storm out so badly!
Imaginary door. Slam!
Ginger...
No. I cannot hear you, because I have slammed the imaginary door.
It is made of a very heavy, imaginary rich mahogany.
[giggling]
Someone tickle Golem foot.
Something happening. [all murmuring]
What is going on?
[Goodsword] Where is he going?
[all] Huh?
We're, like, rescued or whatever.
Dulcinea! How did you...
Okay, he's out! Stop pulling up there!
Okay, he's out, stop pulling up there.
I'll explain later. Now, help me with these barrels!
Golem, we need a rock to block the tunnel. Hurry!
Hm.
Dulcinea! You are so... forceful.
[chuckles] Well, thank you. Now move!
I'm telling you, I heard a noise.
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh!
Would ya look at that!
It's that button I lost! Yay!
What are the odds?
These guys are model prisoners.
Come on! I've got a teddy bear with one eye who's gonna be so happy.
[laughing gleefully]
[chuckling] Dulcinea, I am most impressed.
You took charge and saved us all.
I just did what had to be done.
But tell me, why did you not follow the advice from your book
and make everyone like you?
Puss, that advice was specifically for leading a team of dragons.
If they don't like you, they eat you.
Oh.
My friends, Dulcinea has shown us
that there is more to leading a team than being liked.
I believe I will take a different approach.
Uh. And what is that approach, Ginger?
I will tell you what to do and you will do it!
Whoa.
Golem! Return to the surface and be ready to pull us out with that rope.
- Sphinx! You will bring up the rear. - Huh? Dude.
Duchess! Light the way with your magic.
El Guante Blanco and Goodsword, Dulcinea, come with me in the lead.
Do you have any questions?
[all chattering]
You have no questions!
Since the left tunnel is now blocked
we will take the right tunnel to the throne room.
Eh, uh. I have trouble turning right ever since someone cut off my foot!
Are we going to have a problem?
No, sir, Mr. Puss in Boots, sir!
Golem just happy to be on team.
[Puss grunts]
Now, we go.
We must get Uli, no matter what the cost.
[all growling]
[humming]
[laughs]
[light running footsteps] Huh? Huh?
Hm?
- [Puss] Mole King! - Huh?
We have come for the goaty-man.
- Hm. - Well, hello to you, too, guy.
Hm. He's still so pretty.
Give us Uli, or face the wrath of...
The Grand Grappling Gang! No!
The Lorenzo Lolloping Legion! No!
Guards! Fight them!
[all clamoring]
- Ready, team? - Ready!
Yes, cat.
On your mark, Ginger, let's go!
Totes.
Now!
[yelling]
Ha, ha!
[grunting]
[groans]
[grunting]
Ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Whoa. [growling]
[grunting]
[groaning]
[giggling] Oh.
[laughing]
Whoo! [cackles] [crashing]
Ha, ha! [thud]
[chains rattling]
Hm?
Uli! What... Why are you wearing that hat?
[laughs] What else would the king's beloved jester wear?
Wait, you're... You're not a prisoner?
Heavens to Gretchen, no!
I was in a cage for only a few hours
before I won the king and queen over mit my dancings.
Und my singings, und my handsy puppets.
We are best friends now.
[growls] Ugh!
Excuse me? People? I need to... [all clamoring]
Everybody, stop!
[blows]
Uli isn't a prisoner! We're fighting over nothing!
Yeah, but you...
I tried to explain this before, but you kept interrupting and...
- You can't come in here and... - No!
Huh?
You're not gonna talk. You're gonna listen for once!
Puss, tell him about Uli and the Bloodwolf.
- But I wanna... - Zip it.
Your Majesty, it would seem there has been a misunderstanding.
So this Bloodwolf guy is gonna come and wreck everything
and Uli is the only one who knows about him?
Yes! You understand at last.
These handsy puppets worked well as visual aids.
Well, this changes everything!
You guys can totally take Uli.
Let's see what kind of info you can squeeze out of him.
Ow! Not too hard mit the squeezings. [bleats]
Now, let us go. The Bloodwolf could be here already.
We will offer any assistance we can in fighting him, pretty boy.
[chuckles] Yeah. Wait, what?
Thank you. And we say "handsome."
Okay, bye! See ya!
What a nice bunch of guys.
Ah! Ow! [laughs]
[all cheering]
[all continue cheering]
Puss, we did it!
Yeah, like, mission accomplished, or some junk.
Yes, we have Uli!
Now talk, goaty man!
Hurry and give us information so that we may fight the Bloodwolf
who is doubtless coming at any moment.
Yes, yes, talk.
- We're ready to fight! - Yeah.
Yeah, we're ready to fight!
Yes, the Bloodwolf, we're going to get him!
[growls]
Yes, he is coming. He is coming on...
Walpurgisnacht! [laughing]
- What? - Wal-what?
- Purgis-what? - I'm sorry, did you sneeze?
[all murmuring]
Walpurgisnacht? But that's, like...
two months from now.
Yes! In two months, he will come and destroy you all!
[laughing]
Two months?
[exclaiming]
[straining]
[panting]
[sighs]
So...
We have a little time. Excelente!
We will use this time for something very important...
Coming up with a name for our team!
[all sighing] "The Brilliant Bootsy Brawlers"? No.
"Puss's Powerful Posse"? Did I already say that one?
"The Masters of Majestic Mayhem"?
"The Vigorous Villain Vanquishers"? No.
[snaps fingers]
I've got it. "Puss and Company"!
Where did they go?
Where is everyone?
Hello? Did you fall down the hole?!
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