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El Gato!
4x02 - In Dreams
- Did you try pulling? - Yes, I just tried that.
- Do you want to do this? - Maybe jiggle the handle?
That is ridiculous. There is no way that is going to work.
Come, my friends! We must find the witch Malaranea,
no matter how awful everyone says she is.
Ready?
Eh?
I been trying to scratch that itch all night.
Thanks, buddy.
I can't spend another minute in this place.
Oh, it'll be all right. Worst case scenario
we open that door and are all instantly slaughtered.
Yes, and best case scenario...
Probably also that.
Oh, d'ja hear that, Puss? Best case. That's the one you want.
Everyone, focus! Let us ready ourselves
for what is on the other side of this door.
A horrible...
deadly...
monstrous...
Witch?
Puss in Boots, and your wonderful friends,
on a noble quest. How wonderful!
First things first.
Would you like my piece of the Gem of the Crown of Souls?
Um...
Yes? Please?
Very well. Come and get it.
That was incredibly easy.
Now, how would you like me to make all your dreams come true?
Um...
All right.
Just step right up and it will be... done!
Right into my web, foolish feline.
Why can nothing ever be easy?
Watch out!
Yes, I see her.
I meant watch out for her web.
But it is the web that should watch out for me.
Puss!
The spider has become the spided!
Curses! You have defeated me!
My hero!
Yes, yes. Thank you.
However, we still have one more gem stone to find,
and it could be anywhere.
Ah.
Wow, there it is!
Hmm.
Ah.
Victorious!
- Yay! - Whoo!
Victory is ours, my friends.
Uli!
Yes, herr Puss in der lederbootsen?
Tell me when the Bloodwolf will arrive.
Ah. He will be here precisely... ...now.
Oh!
Huh?
Puss in Boots!
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!
Puss in Boots.
Yes, dream on, Puss in Boots, while I drain your life force!
Ooh!
A life force sucking spell. I've never seen one up close.
What? Something can be awful and impressive at the same time.
Excuse me? Yoo-hoo.
- Hi. Hello there. Hello. Hello. - Yes?
Is there any chance you could maybe not drain
our friend of his life force?
No.
I know who this cat is.
He searches for the Gem of the Crown of Souls
and seeks to defeat the Bloodwolf.
So, he must be The One from The Great Prophecy.
This means he has incredible inner power, and I will drain this power
and become the most powerful witch of all!
Have we met before?
No. But you seem so familiar.
Excuse me, hi again. Regarding our friend's life force,
what happens when he, you know, runs out?
Oh, he dies.
Oh, I see. Well, then.
You have to do better than that, kitty cat.
Sweet dreams, Puss in Boots. Sweet dreams.
Hmm.
You don't look so good, laddie.
Why am I so tired? This is not like me.
Have you noticed that something in the cantina today is unusual?
Eh, what's that, Puss?
Everyone here is... How do I put it? Eames!
- Yes? - Yes?
Yes?
- Yes? - Yes?
Yes?
- Yes? - Yes?
Yes?
Uh...
Huh?
Hiya, Puss.
Now, can I fix you another fresh glass of leche?
Um, no, thank you.
Uh...
Whoa!
What the...
Owlberto? Alive? Huh. This certainly must be a dream!
Hiya, Puss. Lookie!
Babieca, you are a unicorn again.
I sure am!
Say, let me ask you, does something feel strange about today?
Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
It almost feels as though I am in a...
Oh, no. El Moco is coming.
Hello, Puss in Shaking Boots. As in, you are shaking in your boots.
Shaking in his boots!
Good one, El Moco.
Did you not see how I defeated the Bloodwolf?
What is a Bloodwolf? That sounds disgusting.
Not important.
- Huh? - Where'd he go?
Here I am. And here, are my fists!
Very impressive, no?
Stop that at once. I'm trying to concentrate!
Or what? You'll lock us in a cage?
Don't make me come up there. I have to keep Puss happy in his dream
or else he'll wake up and break my spell and...
Why did I say all of that out loud?
Now, quiet all of you!
We have to find a way to wake Puss up!
Ooh, we should feed him onions. They always keep me up at night.
Or...
Hmm.
Anything? What can we do?
Well, screaming?
Screaming.
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
Huh?
- Wake up, Puss! - Wake up!
It is nice to fight with you with swords.
We should do this more often!
- Wake up! - Huh?
Do you hear that? It is almost as though someone is calling me.
Uh, I don't hear...
...hear anything. Ignore those voices, which you are not hearing.
Puss, wake up!
Wait, they are... trying to tell me something.
You have defeated me.
I hereby surrender to Puss in Boots.
Ha! Victory is once again mine.
And I name you, Puss in Boots,
the supreme legend and the champion of the world!
Hip-hip hooray!
Puss in Boots!
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!
You're the greatest!
- You're the best! - Puss in Boots!
- You're fresh-faced. - You've got furry fur.
Puss, I changed mein evil ways und decided to live a life of good
forever more.
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!
This is like a dream come true. Wait a minute. A dream come true.
Puss in Boots.
Oh, there's my Pussycat.
I've been looking for you.
Okay. Hello.
Is there something wrong with your voice?
The only thing wrong is that I haven't told you
how proud I am of you.
You're such a fancy hero-man-cat-person, you know that?
That is oddly phrased, but...
Kiss me, you frisky feline.
Mm...
Huh?
Oh! Hello, sleepyhead. There, there. Just relax.
That encounter with Malaranea put you out for three days.
Ay.
I had the strangest dream. You would never believe it.
Well, all that is over now. I was just worried
you were gonna sleep through the big day!
What big day?
Our big day, silly. We're getting married, remember?
If there isn't a spell that can wake Puss up,
is there a spell that can, I don't know,
send me into his dream, so I can wake him up from inside?
Yes, of course.
That's so easy, a baby wizard could do it.
Okay, quickly. Let's do it!
I'm on it!
Wait, how do I get out of the dream?
Oh, I guess you get out when Puss realizes it's a dream and wakes up.
Till death do us part, right, Puss?
And if anyone should object, now is the time to do that.
I object!
So, your friends used a dream spell on you.
Welcome to the nightmare.
Do I have to get married twice?
You want a piece of me?
I sure do, sister.
Puss, wake up!
What do you mean? I am as awake as I've ever been.
Am I not, flying unicorn Eames?
You sure are, Puss.
Puss, you're stuck in a dream! Look around, I'm fighting a magical twin.
So?
Eames can fly!
Whee!
Right!
Toby is ten little tiny Tobies.
Tobies.
It's okay, buddy. This is obviously not a dream. The answer is clear.
Dulcinea's gone cuckoo.
Cuckoo? Cu... ckoo...
Just a little longer.
Puss!
San Lorenzans, she is not one of us!
Attack!
Puss!
What?
Dream or no, I will not have anyone attack Dulcinea...
You are ruining my wedding!
Puss. Stay with us.
Puss. You're my best friend.
She can't last much longer in there. We have to get her out!
Hmm.
Wait!
I see. Just a little longer!
Do you believe me now?
Mm... Maybe?
Whoo!
Whoa!
Oh!
Gotcha!
Oh.
Oh, Puss!
I am all right.
I am in a dream.
That's what I've been saying, Puss.
She has you in a spell, so she can drain you of your life force.
So, none of this is real?
And, there is no wedding?
I'm afraid not.
I am most foolish for believing this.
Puss, you're dying. That's why you're feeling this way.
We don't have much time.
Please wake up.
Wake up!
Puss, I'm scared.
Me too.
Wha-who-Who am I? I'm alive!
No! How is this possible?
We cats do not always land on our feet. Sometimes we land on your feet.
Ow! Ooh, see if you ever wake up after you taste my venom.
Gross!
Look!
Ah.
So, do you always dream about marrying me?
Huh?
Anyway, now that we have the second piece of the crown's gem,
we must move on to the next witch. Come, my friends.
More tea, my dear?
Yes, my sweet.
Oh, isn't this lovely? It's like a dream come true.
I'm still a unicorn!
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