1 00:00:02,668 --> 00:00:03,835 E to fasty's. what can i get for you? 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:11,343 Hi, um... 3 00:00:11,377 --> 00:00:11,409 - i think i'll have a cheeseburger. - cheeseburger! 4 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:15,447 Hey, what's the big idea? 5 00:00:15,481 --> 00:00:17,048 Well, most places only offer kind of fast food. 6 00:00:17,082 --> 00:00:18,917 But here at fasty's, we specialize 7 00:00:18,951 --> 00:00:21,018 In really really really fast food. 8 00:00:21,053 --> 00:00:22,320 Yeah, i can see that. 9 00:00:22,354 --> 00:00:23,922 Anything else for ya? 10 00:00:23,956 --> 00:00:25,690 No, thanks. i don't feel like 11 00:00:25,724 --> 00:00:32,864 Being hit with chicken bits. 12 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:32,931 Chicken bits! 13 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,602 - hi. - welcome to fasty's. 14 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:42,607 - may i take your order? - oooo-kay! 15 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:42,674 - can i just get a... - a... 16 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:48,079 - ssss... - ssss... 17 00:00:48,113 --> 00:00:48,146 - salad with dressing on the side? - salad! 18 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:52,984 With dressing on the side! 19 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:57,989 Well, now that's just too fast. 20 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,792 - ( chuckles ) - good thing i didn't order soda! 21 00:01:00,826 --> 00:01:00,858 Soda! 22 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:05,163 - i sss-said! - ice! 23 00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:10,735 This is really really really not cool. 24 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,204 If you think i'm paying for this, you're nuts 25 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:13,271 Nuts! 26 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:19,110 - i'm not paying for those nuts either! - nuts! 27 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,847 Hurry back! 28 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,615 Hi, i was here two seconds ago. 29 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:38,196 You pelted me with chicken bits. 30 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:38,262 ( gasps ) chicken bits! 31 00:01:39,731 --> 00:01:42,167 I would like to speak to the manager! 32 00:01:42,201 --> 00:01:43,635 - manager! - i'm mitchell the manager. 33 00:01:43,669 --> 00:01:45,570 What seems to be the problem? 34 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,640 Did you ever stop to think that maybe your restaurant 35 00:01:48,674 --> 00:01:51,243 - is just a little too fast? - i'm-- i'm really sorry. 36 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,612 - let me make it up to you... - thank you. 37 00:01:53,646 --> 00:02:02,887 With a year's worth of fasty's fast fries. 38 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:02,954 - fast fries! - no! 39 00:02:04,256 --> 00:02:13,097 What, no ketchup? 40 00:02:13,131 --> 00:02:13,164 ( gasps ) ketchup! 41 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:17,035 Come again! 42 00:02:19,771 --> 00:02:21,973 - ( rings ) - ( screams ) 43 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:24,976 ♪ off to the races, i'm going places ♪ 44 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:29,647 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 45 00:02:29,681 --> 00:02:31,415 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 46 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:35,053 ♪ yeah! ♪ 47 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:37,989 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 48 00:02:38,023 --> 00:02:41,392 ♪ at least that's how i see it ♪ 49 00:02:41,426 --> 00:02:44,562 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 50 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:47,499 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 51 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:50,802 ♪ can't take away this feeling ♪ 52 00:02:50,836 --> 00:02:53,605 ♪ taking a ride with chance on my side ♪ 53 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,374 ♪ yeah, i can't wait ♪ 54 00:02:56,408 --> 00:02:58,442 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 55 00:02:58,477 --> 00:03:03,981 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 56 00:03:04,015 --> 00:03:04,048 ( vocalizing ) 57 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:12,891 ♪ yaooww! ♪ 58 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:16,794 All right, now i'm only gonna say this once. 59 00:03:16,828 --> 00:03:19,297 I got split pea, beef barley, 60 00:03:19,331 --> 00:03:21,866 Cream tomato, comes with cracker and a salad, 61 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:21,932 No substitutions. 62 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:25,136 Hey, does this fat suit make me look fat? 63 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:28,139 You're in a fat suit? 64 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:32,543 Ha ha. see, i was gonna tell you how great you did 65 00:03:32,577 --> 00:03:34,779 In that fast food sketch, 66 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,447 But now i don't think i'm going to. 67 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,216 you just did. 68 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,651 Darn my niceness. 69 00:03:39,685 --> 00:03:41,419 Don't blame yourself. 70 00:03:41,453 --> 00:03:46,925 It's hard not to compliment me. 71 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:46,992 I'm sorry, sweetie, i couldn't hear you over that robe. 72 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:50,562 Sorry, i really like playing this character. 73 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:53,565 You're playing a character? 74 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,467 Once again, ha ha. 75 00:03:56,501 --> 00:03:59,103 now if anyone needs me before rehearsal, 76 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:01,005 I'll be in the cafeteria getting some frozen yogurt. 77 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,373 - oh, wait, i need you. - really? 78 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:04,876 Yes... to get me yogurt. 79 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:07,311 Something non-dairy and pink. 80 00:04:07,345 --> 00:04:08,813 You know i'm not actually a waitress, right? 81 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:11,683 We'll see. 82 00:04:11,717 --> 00:04:15,186 Hey, everybody! new girl's making a fro-yo run. 83 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:18,422 - ooh! i'll take strawberry. - cookies and cream. 84 00:04:18,457 --> 00:04:19,423 Peanut butter. you know, and if they don't have peanut butter, 85 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:22,393 Grab me a burrito. 86 00:04:22,427 --> 00:04:25,096 - oh, i'm in for a burrito too. - ooh! 87 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:25,162 Uh, i need 12 aa batteries. 88 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:29,601 Okay, let me see if i got this. 89 00:04:29,635 --> 00:04:33,204 I got one non-mooey pink, one straw, one creamy cup, 90 00:04:33,238 --> 00:04:34,371 One pb/'rrito, one 'rrito walking and 12 aas? 91 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:49,487 See? you are a waitress. 92 00:04:49,521 --> 00:04:49,553 - and instead of yogurt, i actually would like-- - no substitutions. 93 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,425 Excuse me, miss, when you're done with that order, 94 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:56,660 I'm gonna need an extra large chocolate. 95 00:04:56,695 --> 00:04:59,230 Oh, i don't work here. 96 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:01,799 Oh, my gosh. i know you. 97 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:05,869 You're-- you're-- 98 00:05:05,904 --> 00:05:05,936 Him? 99 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,074 Chad dylan cooper. 100 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:12,444 You're mackenzie on "mackenzie falls." 101 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,379 - and apparently, you're madge. - yes! no. 102 00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:16,681 No. madge is my waitress character. 103 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:19,751 And all this belongs to madge too. 104 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:21,285 - hi, i'm sonny. - sonny, that's a nice name. 105 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,753 Oh, thank you. you know, when i was younger 106 00:05:22,787 --> 00:05:27,158 I really didn't like it, but now it kind of suits me. 107 00:05:27,192 --> 00:05:29,994 - i mean, i have this one friend and her name is-- - here you go. 108 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:30,061 - see you later. - 'kay. 109 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:34,532 "sonny, thanks for the yogurts. 110 00:05:34,566 --> 00:05:37,801 Chad dylan cooper." 111 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:37,868 Hey, i-- i didn't give you any-- 112 00:05:40,272 --> 00:05:47,778 Chad dylan cooper just stole my yogurt! 113 00:05:47,812 --> 00:05:47,845 Oh, my gosh! chad dylan cooper just stole my yogurt! 114 00:05:49,347 --> 00:05:50,615 ( grunting ) oh! i'm too quick. 115 00:05:50,649 --> 00:05:53,718 Bow-chick-a-wow-wow! 116 00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:54,619 - ( grunting ) - sorry i'm late. 117 00:05:54,653 --> 00:05:59,324 Here you go. 118 00:05:59,358 --> 00:05:59,390 - my yogurt's melted. - my burrito's cold. 119 00:06:02,394 --> 00:06:02,427 These are aaas. 120 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,563 And i didn't order sprinkles. 121 00:06:05,597 --> 00:06:09,534 Oh, yeah, those aren't sprinkles. 122 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:09,600 Sorry. i kind of dropped it in the parking lot. 123 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,671 My bad. but you'll totally forgive me 124 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:15,974 Once i tell you who i just met. 125 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:17,641 - chad dylan cooper. - ( gasping ) 126 00:06:17,676 --> 00:06:18,943 I know! chad dylan cooper! 127 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,711 - ( gasping ) - sonny! 128 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:22,146 This three-name dufus is the enemy. 129 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:23,914 We do not associate with him 130 00:06:23,949 --> 00:06:26,083 Or anybody on "mackenzie falls." 131 00:06:26,117 --> 00:06:28,653 And now we have melted yogurt and cold burritos 132 00:06:28,687 --> 00:06:32,790 Because of-- i can't even say his name. 133 00:06:32,824 --> 00:06:34,292 Uh, well, no, we have melted yogurt because i had to walk so far 134 00:06:34,326 --> 00:06:36,661 From where i parked the golf cart. 135 00:06:36,695 --> 00:06:39,764 - you took the golf cart? - say it ain't so. 136 00:06:39,798 --> 00:06:42,133 Yeah, it was right out front so i figured i'd take it for a spin. 137 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:46,470 - say it ain't so! - easy, z. 138 00:06:46,505 --> 00:06:46,537 - easy. - when you came back whose cart was in our space? 139 00:06:48,507 --> 00:06:53,143 Well... it was, uh-- 140 00:06:53,178 --> 00:06:53,211 All: whose cart?! 141 00:07:07,259 --> 00:07:07,292 ( all gasp ) 142 00:07:09,528 --> 00:07:11,128 What's the big deal? they'll move their cart later 143 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:13,198 And we'll get our space back. 144 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:14,899 You are so naive. 145 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:17,034 They'll never move their cart. 146 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:18,969 Our cart was parked there for two years. 147 00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:21,172 It's just a parking space. 148 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,873 This isn't about a parking space. 149 00:07:22,908 --> 00:07:24,576 This is about something bigger. 150 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,710 This is about "mackenzie falls" thinking 151 00:07:25,744 --> 00:07:28,580 they're so much better than us 152 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,980 Just because they're "real actors" on a drama 153 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:33,150 And we're just... "funny." 154 00:07:33,185 --> 00:07:35,220 And they're all high and mighty with their perfect skin 155 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,088 And fancy clothes and windswept hair. 156 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:40,592 I mean, i have all those things 157 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:40,658 And they still look down on me. 158 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:45,663 Oh, come on, guys, it can't be that bad. 159 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:46,764 Tell her, nico. tell her what she needs to hear. 160 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,867 nico: it was two years ago. 161 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,035 "mackenzie falls" beat us out for the prestigious 162 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,804 Tween choice award. 163 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:57,075 And if that wasn't crushing enough, 164 00:07:57,109 --> 00:07:58,042 Afterwards, there was... the interview. 165 00:07:58,076 --> 00:08:00,911 ( harp strums ) 166 00:08:00,945 --> 00:08:01,912 You know, a lot of people would say that it's "so random" 167 00:08:01,946 --> 00:08:04,482 That we won this award. 168 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:07,952 but it's not "so random." it's never "so random." 169 00:08:07,986 --> 00:08:08,018 Because "mackenzie falls" rules. thank you, tweens. 170 00:08:10,789 --> 00:08:12,590 But we showed them. we took their parking spot. 171 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:15,359 And stole their tween choice award 172 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:16,461 Which we now use as a toilet paper holder. 173 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,329 ( cackling ) 174 00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:22,399 Look, you guys, i know i'm the new girl... 175 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,368 - bored already. - and i can see how upset you all are. 176 00:08:24,402 --> 00:08:26,504 But aren't you guys tired of the fighting? 177 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:28,072 I mean, isn't it time to bury the hatchet? 178 00:08:28,106 --> 00:08:29,407 A hatchet! 179 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:32,176 That's what we need! 180 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:35,113 No, zora, it's time end the feud. 181 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:35,179 That's what the hatchet's for. 182 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,183 Look, back in wisconsin, my school had a rivalry 183 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,919 With the snooty prep school. 184 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,121 yeah, they thought they were better than us. 185 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:45,256 And after a while, we even started to believe it. 186 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:49,593 Until finally i said, "enough." 187 00:08:49,628 --> 00:08:49,660 And you know what i did about it? 188 00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:52,764 Well, i'll tell you what i did about it. 189 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,701 I organized a peace picnic. 190 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:59,804 And there were games and food and by the end of the day 191 00:08:59,838 --> 00:09:02,172 Enemies became friends and we all felt better about ourselves. 192 00:09:02,207 --> 00:09:06,510 If i ran myself over with a golf cart, 193 00:09:06,544 --> 00:09:06,577 It would still be less painful than that story. 194 00:09:07,712 --> 00:09:09,981 I found a hatchet! 195 00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:10,748 Guys, come on. let the peace picnic 196 00:09:10,782 --> 00:09:14,551 Work its magic. 197 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,854 And trust me, there is no problem my egg salad can't solve. 198 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,823 Tell that to chad dylan cooper. 199 00:09:18,857 --> 00:09:26,764 ( gasps ) 200 00:09:26,798 --> 00:09:26,831 What, suddenly, we're not doing that anymore? 201 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:32,303 Okay, now i don't mean to brag, 202 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,872 But this has the makings of being the best peace picnic 203 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:36,541 In the history of peace picnics. 204 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:42,079 Now, grady, if you don't mind, 205 00:09:42,113 --> 00:09:42,146 Please place the peace offering on the podium of peace. 206 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:48,853 Now, grady, if you don't mind, 207 00:09:48,887 --> 00:09:48,919 Please remove the toilet paper from the peace offering. 208 00:09:52,490 --> 00:10:06,204 Perfect. okay, now our guests will be here any minute. 209 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:06,270 So let's take a seat and let the peace begin. 210 00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:11,842 - nico: oh! i can't move! - grady: i'm stuck. 211 00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:16,280 ( grunts ) dude, we've been glued to our chairs. 212 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,716 - "mackenzie falls" did this! - at least we still have their statue. 213 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,452 Oh-ho-ho! peace out, suckas! 214 00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:25,623 - no! no! - ( chad cackling ) 215 00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:25,690 Well, at least we still have our dignity? 216 00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,593 ( ripping ) 217 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:29,661 Ewww. 218 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:33,631 ( grunting ) no! 219 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:42,573 - at least we still have-- - nothing! 220 00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:49,846 Morning, everybody. 221 00:10:49,881 --> 00:10:51,715 I hope you're not still mad at me. 222 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,920 Ha! it works! 223 00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:55,986 My cold cut catapult works! 224 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:58,923 Okay. ham on my face. 225 00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:01,992 I suppose i deserve that. 226 00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:06,163 But you guys know what you deserve? 227 00:11:06,197 --> 00:11:07,498 Home baked cranberry muffins fresh from-- grady's butt? 228 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:10,568 is that grady's butt? 229 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,637 It is, indeed. thanks to your stupid peace picnic, 230 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:15,306 His butt is all over the internet. 231 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:15,373 Two million hits. 232 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:18,676 Well, you know what they say... 233 00:11:22,213 --> 00:11:25,683 There's no such thing as bad "butt-blicity." 234 00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:27,618 Am i right? am i right? 235 00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:32,022 ( laughing ) 236 00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:32,089 I see it also works with cheese. 237 00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:38,062 ( sighs ) guys, come on. 238 00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:40,664 Hasn't she suffered enough? 239 00:11:40,698 --> 00:11:44,402 ( laughing ) yeah, i didn't think so either. 240 00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:44,468 Check this out. 241 00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:48,906 - is that me? - oh, yes. 242 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,741 Over and over and over again? 243 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,745 grady: oh, you know what they say? 244 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,281 There's no such thing as bad "egg-salad-blicity." 245 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:59,016 ( mocking ) am i right? am i right? 246 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:03,454 Okay, that's it. now it's personal. 247 00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:06,757 I promise i'm going over to "mackenzie falls" and i'm not coming back... 248 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:11,262 - yay! - ...without our parking space, 249 00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:11,328 Our lunch table and our dignity. 250 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:17,034 Not today. 251 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,707 Look, portlyn, summer's almost over. 252 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,941 And once fall comes back to the falls, 253 00:12:23,975 --> 00:12:27,211 I need to be free. 254 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,214 - but-- - shh. time for talking is over. 255 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,082 - what's the matter with you? - what's the matter with me? 256 00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:34,685 What's the matter with-- 257 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,622 Those words didn't come out of your mouth. 258 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:37,688 man: cut! 259 00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:42,093 We're sort of in the middle of a shoot here. 260 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:48,065 And now you're sort of taking a break. 261 00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:48,131 Portlyn, you got great legs. let's see how they move. 262 00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:53,270 Okay, well, stay sad, sweetie. 263 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,808 - what is your problem? - what's my problem? 264 00:12:57,842 --> 00:13:00,644 My problem is that everything my friends-- 265 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,681 And tawni-- told me about you guys was true. 266 00:13:03,715 --> 00:13:04,881 You "mackenzie falls" people are jerks. 267 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:07,718 And you're like the head jerk. 268 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:09,920 You're like the-- like the mayor of jerksville. 269 00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:12,189 The head ambassador of jerko-slavakia. 270 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,157 You saw the egg salad video. 271 00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:16,260 Yeah. i also direct. 272 00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:19,530 We were trying to make peace. 273 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:20,698 ( scoffs ) please, you were trying to trap us. 274 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,766 Trap you? 275 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,635 You've obviously been watching your show too much. 276 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:28,004 You know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy. 277 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:31,242 Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice. 278 00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:31,308 Do they, sonny? 279 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:33,477 Do they really? 280 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,182 Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. 281 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:40,384 It was way sweet. 282 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,719 But the bad blood between our two shows 283 00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:43,321 Has run too deep for too long 284 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,156 To be healed by a bowl of egg salad 285 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:46,224 And even the best of intentions. 286 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,328 Just because you wish for something 287 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:54,164 Doesn't make it so. 288 00:13:54,199 --> 00:13:54,232 - oh, chad dylan-- - shh. 289 00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,302 Time for talking is over. 290 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,671 I must go. 291 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:06,643 So run. run back to your show. 292 00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:06,711 Put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. 293 00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:17,487 ( sighs ) 294 00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:17,554 What just happened? 295 00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:22,526 There she is. 296 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,028 Hey, guys. where have you been? 297 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,530 Where have we been? where have you bn? 298 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:27,632 I asked you first. 299 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:32,302 What happened with chad? 300 00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:34,972 - well, see, i went over there... - ( whirring loudly ) 301 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:38,909 ( inaudible ) 302 00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:47,718 - ( whirring stops ) - and that's why everything is okay. 303 00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:47,784 - did you get back our stuff? - ( whirring loudly ) 304 00:14:51,089 --> 00:14:51,122 Stop blowing and start talking. 305 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:56,660 - well, interesting story-- - did it go something like this? 306 00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:01,832 "bla bla bla... peace picnic! 307 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:01,899 Bla bla bla... i got nothing." 308 00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:06,670 Okay, first of all, that sounds nothing like me. 309 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,672 - and secondly, i did get something. - really? what? 310 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,674 I got an agreement. 311 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,777 An agreement for what? 312 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,347 An agreement that says 313 00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:18,215 If we beat them at something... 314 00:15:18,249 --> 00:15:21,452 We get all our stuff back. 315 00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:21,518 Beat them at what? 316 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:27,791 Something we're good at. 317 00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:27,858 Like what, musical chairs? 318 00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:30,427 Why? are we good at that? 319 00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:35,766 Musical chairs? you're challenging us to musical chairs? 320 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,436 You heard me. 321 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:42,907 That's a game for children between the ages of four and seven. 322 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:42,973 Which makes it suitable for you. 323 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,845 Look, i don't know how much free time you have over there 324 00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,579 In "chuckle city," 325 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,416 But over here on "mackenzie falls" 326 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,452 We have some serious acting to do. 327 00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:56,654 Oh, my gosh. you are a drama snob. 328 00:15:56,688 --> 00:16:02,393 And you do think you're better than us. 329 00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:02,459 No, not better. just different... in a better way. 330 00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:05,028 We act. 331 00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:07,498 Okay. i see what's going on here. 332 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:09,833 You're afraid that we might be better than you at something. 333 00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:12,936 - i'm not afraid of anything. - except musical chairs. 334 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:14,538 Especially... musical chairs. 335 00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:16,407 Fine. then here are the terms. 336 00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:17,974 We win, we get our parking space back. 337 00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:21,945 We get your table and you have to buy us 338 00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:23,781 - a new toilet paper roller. - no, we're not doing that. 339 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,649 ( clucking ) 340 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:26,784 Then i guess you're afraid. 341 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,852 ( clucking loudly ) 342 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,254 Okay, cut it out. stop it. 343 00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:31,922 You're acting like a fool. 344 00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:33,690 Actually, i'm acting like a chicken. 345 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:34,925 I'm not afraid to act like a fool. 346 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,994 ( clucking ) 347 00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:40,231 Cut it out! cut it out! 348 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,465 - ( clucking ) - stop it. there are people starting to stare. 349 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:43,167 ( clucking loudly ) 350 00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:44,301 You-- you just quit your bocking! 351 00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,904 - fine! - yeah, fine, we'll do it. 352 00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:48,739 Okay? and when we win, you have to go on your show 353 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:53,210 And say that "mackenzie falls" is better than "so random!" 354 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,145 Fine. but when we win, you have to say something nice about "so random!" 355 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,546 No. no. no no no. 356 00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,515 We're not doing that. you already told me your terms. 357 00:16:58,549 --> 00:16:59,416 You don't get to keep adding stuff. 358 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:02,186 ( clucking loudly ) 359 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,255 No, these are my terms. you don't get to use my terms. 360 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:07,791 All right! fine! i'll take you on in musical chairs! 361 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:07,858 - fine! see you at noon! - yes, you will! 362 00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:17,434 - you smell like ham. - i've seen your acting. 363 00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:17,501 That makes two of us. 364 00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:22,138 I can't believe we're playing musical chairs. 365 00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:24,941 Grady, you said we were good at this. 366 00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:27,310 No no, i said this is what we were best at. 367 00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:27,377 I didn't say we were good. 368 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,814 Come on, you guys, we can do this. 369 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,182 Don't let them psych us out, okay? 370 00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:33,751 We just need to practice. 371 00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:35,919 Okay, everybody on your feet. 372 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,755 We're walking, we're walking, 373 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:38,856 We're walking-- sit! 374 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:43,627 ( scoffs ) 375 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:43,694 We're walking, walking, walking-- sit! 376 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:48,265 Okay, now everybody with me. 377 00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,101 All: we're walking, we're walking, 378 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,538 - we're walking-- sit! - ( cracks ) 379 00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:54,605 I think i pulled something. 380 00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:00,611 Oh, well, if it isn't chad dylan pooper. 381 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:05,715 Easy, g. easy, g. 382 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:05,782 Save it for the chairs, man. save it for the chairs. 383 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,918 Let's just get this over with. 384 00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:12,489 Gotta get my teeth bleached in 20 minutes. 385 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:12,556 You know there are 80 shades of white? 386 00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:17,962 Did we win? did we lose? is it over? 387 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:22,032 - can i leave? - no, we need you. 388 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:32,409 We're a team. let's do this. 389 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:32,476 ( music playing ) 390 00:18:34,745 --> 00:18:41,718 ( music stops ) 391 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:41,785 Oh no, i lost. toodles. 392 00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:48,659 ( music playing ) 393 00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:54,064 - ( music stops ) - oh, after you. 394 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:59,003 After you, my lady. 395 00:18:59,037 --> 00:18:59,069 Man! i let the lady get in my head. 396 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:05,709 - ( music playing ) - walking... walking... 397 00:19:05,743 --> 00:19:07,111 Walking... walking. 398 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:11,882 ( music stops ) 399 00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:11,948 Oh! i forgot to sit! 400 00:19:21,659 --> 00:19:21,691 ( music playing ) 401 00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:30,300 ( music stops ) 402 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:30,367 - you're helping? - i can dislike more than one person at a time. 403 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:33,636 ( music playing ) 404 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:36,773 Looks like it's just you, me 405 00:19:36,807 --> 00:19:36,840 And one more thing you're not gonna get. 406 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,543 You know, you're acting pretty confident 407 00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:41,946 - for someone who's gonna lose. - ( laughs ) 408 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,549 At least i can act. 409 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:45,615 Can you, chad? can you really? 410 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,286 You see that? she's giving it right back to him. 411 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:54,357 We might actually win. 412 00:19:54,392 --> 00:19:54,425 We could have a toilet paper holder by sundown. 413 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,995 Come on, sonny! 414 00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,462 - all: yes! yes! yes! - ow! 415 00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:02,366 - ( music stops ) - all: no! 416 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,468 Ow, it's my ankle. it really hurts. 417 00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:05,869 I think something snapped. 418 00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:10,307 Oh, man. 419 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,976 That looks really serious. we'd better get you to a doctor. 420 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:13,043 Just take my hand. 421 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:19,983 - whoa! - peace out, suckas! 422 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:20,050 ( cheering, squealing ) 423 00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:25,022 - you tricked me. - no. 424 00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:25,088 i was acting. 425 00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:30,794 Not bad. perhaps there's a spot for you 426 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:30,861 On "mackenzie falls." 427 00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:34,230 After portlyn disappears 428 00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:35,932 In a mysterious ballooning accident. 429 00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:39,503 ( sobbing ) 430 00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:41,138 Thanks, but my home is right here in chuckle city 431 00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:44,207 On a show called "so random!" 432 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:50,013 So i don't think i'll be going anywhere, chad dylan cooper. 433 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:50,080 - ( all gasp ) - really? we're doing that again? 434 00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:55,418 Announ" 435 00:20:55,453 --> 00:20:59,256 Look, portlyn, summer's almost over 436 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:00,356 And once fall comes back to the falls 437 00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:02,425 I need to be free. 438 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,628 and you have a balloon to catch. 439 00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:04,661 Shh! 440 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:09,933 Time for talking's over, 441 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:11,602 Because... "so random!" is on. 442 00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:13,570 It's my favorite show. 443 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,572 - ( cheering ) - oh, yes! 444 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,840 - yes! - finally! 445 00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:18,408 Yay! 446 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:24,148 "so random!" baby!