1 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:09,040 AH, TODAY'S SPECIAL-- 2 00:00:09,074 --> 00:00:11,109 "CHICKEN KNUCKLES WITH DE-CREAMED CORN." 3 00:00:12,211 --> 00:00:13,845 DE-CREAMED CORN-- ISN'T THAT JUST CORN? 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,380 - YEAH. - MM. 5 00:00:15,414 --> 00:00:18,349 WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN YESTERDAY'S MEATLOAF BITS. 6 00:00:18,384 --> 00:00:19,885 I THINK THAT WAS JUST DOG FOOD. 7 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,421 OH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY MY COAT WAS SHINIER. 8 00:00:24,757 --> 00:00:26,858 SPEAKING OF SHINY COATS... 9 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,393 - CHAD. - SONNY. 10 00:00:28,427 --> 00:00:30,428 CLOUDY, RAINY. 11 00:00:30,462 --> 00:00:32,296 - WE HAVE NAMES. - YEAH. 12 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:34,799 YEAH, BUT REMEMBERING THEM WOULD TAKE EFFORT AND INTEREST AND-- 13 00:00:34,833 --> 00:00:36,601 EXCUSE ME. 14 00:00:36,635 --> 00:00:38,736 YOU CAN'T JUST CUT IN FRONT OF US LIKE THAT. 15 00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:41,472 ( laughs ) YEAH, THEY ALSO SAID I COULDN'T BE THIS HANDSOME. 16 00:00:41,506 --> 00:00:43,340 AND YET, HERE I AM. 17 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,644 SO WHAT'S FOR LUNCH, BRENDA? 18 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:50,014 PORTERHOUSE STEAK, JUICY AND TENDER. 19 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:53,284 JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF "MACKENZIE FALLS." 20 00:00:56,755 --> 00:01:00,157 DID YOU SEE THAT? CHAD DYLAN COOPER JUST GOT A STEAK. 21 00:01:00,192 --> 00:01:02,827 YEAH, AND IT WAS SERVED ALL FANCY-LIKE. 22 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,997 EXCUSE ME, BRENDA. CAN I HAVE WHAT CHAD HAD? 23 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:08,499 YEAH, ME TOO. AND I'D LIKE MINE WITH A NICE PEPPER RUB. 24 00:01:08,533 --> 00:01:10,568 AND I DON'T REALLY CARE HOW YOU PREPARE MINE. 25 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,070 IF IT'S A-MOOIN', I'M A-CHEWIN'. 26 00:01:12,104 --> 00:01:13,938 MM-HMM. 27 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:15,406 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 28 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,208 - HUH? - THE-- THE STEAK. 29 00:01:17,242 --> 00:01:19,010 YOU JUST SERVED HIM A STEAK. 30 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:20,979 WE DON'T HAVE STEAK HERE. 31 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:25,083 HEY, BRENDA, THE USUAL PLEASE. 32 00:01:25,117 --> 00:01:27,652 ( all gasp ) 33 00:01:27,686 --> 00:01:29,988 NOW DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A STEAK TO YOU? 34 00:01:33,492 --> 00:01:34,959 WELL, THAT STINKS. 35 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:37,996 THEY GET SURF AND TURF AND WE GET SCARF AND BARF. 36 00:01:39,397 --> 00:01:41,599 I HATE THOSE GUYS MORE THAN EVER. 37 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:44,669 I KNOW. LOOK AT 'EM OVER THERE ACTING LIKE KINGS. 38 00:01:44,703 --> 00:01:46,237 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE EXAGGERATING. 39 00:01:46,271 --> 00:01:49,306 - ( glass clanging ) - ALL HAIL "MACKENZIE FALLS." 40 00:01:49,341 --> 00:01:52,443 AND TO ME-- CHAD DYLAN COOPER. 41 00:01:52,477 --> 00:01:54,512 All: HUZZA! 42 00:01:54,546 --> 00:01:56,614 TO ME-- SO I CAN ORDER A PIZZA. 43 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,516 PIZZA! 44 00:02:01,153 --> 00:02:04,022 - ( rings ) - ( screams ) 45 00:02:04,056 --> 00:02:06,791 ♪ OFF TO THE RACES, I'M GOING PLACES ♪ 46 00:02:06,825 --> 00:02:09,861 ♪ MIGHT BE A LONG SHOT, NOT GONNA WASTE IT ♪ 47 00:02:09,895 --> 00:02:13,865 ♪ THIS IS THE BIG BREAK AND IT'S CALLING MY NAME ♪ 48 00:02:13,899 --> 00:02:16,134 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 49 00:02:16,168 --> 00:02:19,771 ♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT, GET WITH IT ♪ 50 00:02:19,805 --> 00:02:22,774 ♪ AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I SEE IT ♪ 51 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:26,110 ♪ HAVING A DREAM IS JUST THE BEGINNING ♪ 52 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:29,313 ♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT, BELIEVE IT ♪ 53 00:02:29,347 --> 00:02:32,349 ♪ CAN'T TAKE AWAY THIS FEELING ♪ 54 00:02:32,384 --> 00:02:35,286 ♪ TAKING A RIDE WITH CHANCE ON MY SIDE ♪ 55 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,222 ♪ YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT ♪ 56 00:02:38,256 --> 00:02:40,858 ♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT ♪ 57 00:02:40,893 --> 00:02:42,794 ♪ SO FAR, SO GREAT ♪ 58 00:02:42,828 --> 00:02:44,929 ( vocalizing ) 59 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,401 ♪ YAOOWW! ♪ 60 00:02:52,771 --> 00:02:54,772 ( laughing loudly ) 61 00:02:59,277 --> 00:03:02,180 GUYS, STOP OBSESSING OVER "MACKENZIE FALLS." 62 00:03:02,214 --> 00:03:03,581 LET'S FOCUS ON OUR SHOW. 63 00:03:03,615 --> 00:03:06,317 OKAY, SO I WROTE THIS REALLY FUNNY SKETCH 64 00:03:06,351 --> 00:03:08,051 ABOUT LAME SUPERHEROES. 65 00:03:08,086 --> 00:03:10,621 FLIP OVER YOUR SCRIPTS. 66 00:03:11,656 --> 00:03:13,357 BAM! ( laughs ) 67 00:03:13,391 --> 00:03:15,192 REALLY? 68 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:18,362 YOU WANT ME TO PLAY SOMEONE NAMED "BED HEAD"? 69 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:20,197 OKAY, YOU DEFEAT EVIL 70 00:03:20,232 --> 00:03:22,700 WITH MATTED HAIR AND MORNING BREATH. 71 00:03:22,734 --> 00:03:24,235 ( exhales ) 72 00:03:26,338 --> 00:03:28,339 AND YOU PLAY "STATIC ELECTRA." 73 00:03:28,373 --> 00:03:31,542 YOU SHOCK PEOPLE BY RUBBING YOUR FEET ACROSS THE CARPET. 74 00:03:31,576 --> 00:03:33,444 BAM! ( giggles ) 75 00:03:33,478 --> 00:03:35,479 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS LIKE SUPERHEROES. 76 00:03:35,513 --> 00:03:37,814 WE LIKE COOL SUPERHEROES-- 77 00:03:37,849 --> 00:03:39,383 MEN DRESSED IN TIGHTS, 78 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:42,219 NOT MEN DRESSED IN DIAPERS... 79 00:03:42,254 --> 00:03:44,221 LIKE "ROBO-BABY." 80 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:46,790 OR-- OR "FLAT-U-LANCE"? 81 00:03:46,824 --> 00:03:49,493 YEAH. HE'S SILENT... BUT DEADLY. 82 00:03:51,763 --> 00:03:53,464 I'M BORED AND LEAVING! 83 00:03:53,498 --> 00:03:55,299 ( exhales ) WHO'S WITH ME? 84 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,268 All: HUZZA! 85 00:03:58,603 --> 00:04:00,471 WAIT, BUT NICO, 86 00:04:00,505 --> 00:04:02,306 ROBO-BABY HAS A UTILITY DIAPER. 87 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:04,308 AND A POOP-ERANG. 88 00:04:06,378 --> 00:04:08,146 WHAT? 89 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:10,782 CAN'T A GIRL SAY POOP-ERANG IN A CROWDED CAFETERIA? 90 00:04:14,452 --> 00:04:17,288 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. THERE'S TROUBLE OVER IN CHUCKLE CITY. 91 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:19,257 - THAT'S GOOD FOR US. - IT IS? 92 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:21,025 YEAH, EVER SINCE SONNY JOINED THE CAST 93 00:04:21,059 --> 00:04:23,594 THEY'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN THEY USED TO BE. 94 00:04:23,628 --> 00:04:27,464 WE NEED TO DRIVE A WEDGE BETWEEN HER AND THE OTHERS, YOU KNOW? 95 00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:30,501 I MEAN, IF WE DON'T ACT SOON, DARE I SAY IT, 96 00:04:30,535 --> 00:04:32,870 THEY MIGHT BECOME MORE POPULAR THAN US. 97 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:35,139 - ( all gasp ) - I HAD TO SAY IT. 98 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:38,042 - I DARED MYSELF. - OH. 99 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,882 SO, POOP-ERANG, REALLY? 100 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:47,351 YEAH, REALLY. 101 00:04:47,385 --> 00:04:50,188 I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. ALMOST CHOKED ON MY BANANAS FOSTER. 102 00:04:51,223 --> 00:04:52,857 I'M GLAD SOMEBODY LAUGHED. 103 00:04:52,891 --> 00:04:54,358 WAIT, WE HAVE BANANAS FOSTER? 104 00:04:54,392 --> 00:04:56,194 THEY DO, YOU DON'T. 105 00:04:59,364 --> 00:05:00,898 YOU KNOW, SONNY, IT DIDN'T SEEM 106 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,834 LIKE YOUR FRIENDS WERE VERY SUPPORTIVE. 107 00:05:02,868 --> 00:05:04,468 IT WAS ALMOST LIKE THEY WERE DISSING YOU. 108 00:05:04,502 --> 00:05:07,939 NO. THEM MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF MY IDEA 109 00:05:07,973 --> 00:05:11,809 WAS JUST THEIR WAY OF... MOCKING ME AND MAKING FUN OF MY IDEA. 110 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,177 YEAH, YOU DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY OVER AT "SO RANDOM!" 111 00:05:14,212 --> 00:05:17,180 I MEAN, AT THE "FALLS," WHEN ONE OF US CRIES, 112 00:05:17,215 --> 00:05:18,749 WE ALL CRY. 113 00:05:18,783 --> 00:05:21,184 I JUST ASSUMED THAT WHEN ONE OF YOU LAUGHS, 114 00:05:21,219 --> 00:05:22,986 YOU ALL LAUGH. 115 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:25,556 YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS THEY COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE SUPPORTIVE. 116 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,159 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY NEEDS A SHOULDER TO LAUGH ON. 117 00:05:29,193 --> 00:05:31,328 ARE YOU OFFERING ME YOUR SHOULDER? 118 00:05:31,363 --> 00:05:34,431 I'M OFFERING YOU ALL OF OUR SHOULDERS. 119 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:41,204 THEY ARE NICE SHOULDERS. 120 00:05:41,239 --> 00:05:44,207 LOOK, I KNOW WE HAVE THIS STUPID RIVALRY BETWEEN OUR TWO SHOWS, 121 00:05:44,242 --> 00:05:46,543 BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY, RIGHT? 122 00:05:48,246 --> 00:05:50,281 - WELL, I GUESS. - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 123 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:51,916 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAEAK FROM "SO RANDOM!"? 124 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:54,051 COME HANG OUT AT THE "FALLS." 125 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,388 "MACKENZIE FALLS." 126 00:05:57,422 --> 00:06:01,058 A QUAINT LITTLE TOWN NESTLED AT THE CORNER OF LIFE... 127 00:06:01,093 --> 00:06:02,994 AND DREAMS. 128 00:06:04,829 --> 00:06:07,798 - SO, STAGE TWO? - YEAH, STAGE TWO. 129 00:06:07,832 --> 00:06:09,367 COOL. 130 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,107 ( classical music playing ) 131 00:06:19,878 --> 00:06:22,780 WOW. YOU GUYS HAVE THIS EVERY DAY? 132 00:06:22,814 --> 00:06:24,381 WHAT, THE LOGANBERRY SMOOTHIES? 133 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:27,451 OH, NO. NO, THE LOGANBERRY'S ONLY RIPE ONE FORTNIGHT A YEAR. 134 00:06:27,485 --> 00:06:28,919 TO THE LOGANBERRY! 135 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,954 All: HUZZA! 136 00:06:30,988 --> 00:06:33,256 NUMBER ONE SHOW GETS THE NUMBER ONE PERKS. 137 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:34,792 EVERYONE, YOU ALL REMEMBER SONNY? 138 00:06:34,826 --> 00:06:37,160 HUZZA! 139 00:06:37,194 --> 00:06:40,096 YOU KNOW WHAT FEELS GREAT AFTER BEING DISSED BY YOUR FRIENDS? 140 00:06:40,131 --> 00:06:42,566 THE MAGIC FINGERS OF YOKU. 141 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,636 WELL, I CAN'T SAY NO-KU TO YOKU. 142 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:48,204 ( forced laughter ) 143 00:06:53,812 --> 00:06:55,446 ( sighs ) 144 00:06:57,014 --> 00:07:00,851 NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A CELL PHONE ON VIBRATE. 145 00:07:00,885 --> 00:07:03,053 ( forced laughter ) 146 00:07:13,798 --> 00:07:16,767 I'M TELLING YOU, I CAN GET A STEAK. 147 00:07:16,801 --> 00:07:20,303 WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE THE GIFT OF PRETTY. 148 00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:23,774 AND PRETTY GETS YOU TWO THINGS-- DATES AND STEAKS. 149 00:07:23,808 --> 00:07:25,375 AND I'M ABOUT TO DATE A STEAK. 150 00:07:25,409 --> 00:07:26,944 ( laughs ) 151 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,579 WELL, IF YOU'RE SO STEAK WORTHY, 152 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:31,215 HOW COME BRENDA'S NEVER SLIPPED YOU A SIRLOIN BEFORE? 153 00:07:31,249 --> 00:07:32,716 ( scoffs ) 154 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,751 HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE HASN'T. 155 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,721 - BECAUSE SHE HASN'T. - MM-HMM. 156 00:07:37,755 --> 00:07:40,291 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE NO PRETTIER THAN WE ARE. 157 00:07:40,325 --> 00:07:42,659 ( gasps ) WELL... 158 00:07:42,694 --> 00:07:44,862 YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT THOSE WORDS. 159 00:07:47,232 --> 00:07:49,233 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'D RATHER EAT THOSE WORDS 160 00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:50,767 - THAN THOSE CHICKEN KNUCKLES. - YEAH. 161 00:07:53,938 --> 00:07:56,240 BRENDA! ( giggles ) 162 00:07:56,274 --> 00:07:59,877 OH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 163 00:07:59,911 --> 00:08:02,579 YOU THINK THAT I'M WITH THEM. 164 00:08:03,748 --> 00:08:05,716 I'M NOT. 165 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,385 I'M TAWNI HART AND I WOULD-- 166 00:08:11,623 --> 00:08:14,357 OKAY, TAWNI, DEEP BREATH. 167 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:18,361 BRENDA! 168 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:20,063 GIRL! ( chuckling ) 169 00:08:20,097 --> 00:08:21,899 LET'S TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME. 170 00:08:21,933 --> 00:08:24,200 MAY I PLEASE HAVE A STEAK-- 171 00:08:24,235 --> 00:08:26,737 LOOK, LADY, MAYBE THAT HAIRNET'S ON A LITTLE TOO TIGHT. 172 00:08:27,739 --> 00:08:29,373 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 173 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,708 INDEED, I DO. 174 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,179 THEN WHY ISN'T THERE A STEAK ON MY PLATE? 175 00:08:35,213 --> 00:08:37,648 I DON'T KNOW. 176 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:39,716 WHY DO I HAVE TO SHAVE TWICE A DAY? 177 00:08:40,718 --> 00:08:43,921 WHY WON'T CLAY AIKEN RETURN MY CALLS? 178 00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:46,490 THESE ARE ALL GOOD QUESTIONS. 179 00:08:49,461 --> 00:08:51,462 OKAY, PLAN B. 180 00:08:51,496 --> 00:08:52,963 WE'RE GOING TO "MACKENZIE FALLS" 181 00:08:52,997 --> 00:08:54,698 TO FIND OUT HOW TO GET A STEAK 182 00:08:54,732 --> 00:08:57,568 BECAUSE, CLEARLY, SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE GIFT OF PRETTY. 183 00:08:57,602 --> 00:08:59,403 ( buzzing ) 184 00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:08,412 I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I WANT A DAISY 185 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,747 OR A ROSE ON MY BIG TOE. 186 00:09:10,782 --> 00:09:13,050 - HMM. - OOH, COULD I GET A DAISY 187 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:14,685 AND CAN YOU MAKE IT SMELL LIKE A ROSE? 188 00:09:17,021 --> 00:09:19,256 HEY, YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF? 189 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:22,293 OH, YEAH. SMELL MY BIG TOE. 190 00:09:22,327 --> 00:09:24,027 - I'M GOOD, THANKS. - UH-OH. 191 00:09:25,263 --> 00:09:26,897 LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME UNWANTED VISITORS. 192 00:09:26,931 --> 00:09:28,532 ( laughs nervously ) EXCUSE ME. 193 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:36,273 I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 194 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,941 IS THAT WORD GOODBYE? 195 00:09:37,976 --> 00:09:41,579 WELL, IF I WAS TALKING TO YOU, THE WORD WOULD BE MOISTURIZE 196 00:09:41,613 --> 00:09:43,114 OR EXFOLIATE. 197 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:48,952 LOOK AT THIS. THEY'VE GOT A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN. 198 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:50,821 AND I NEED A CHOCOLATE BATH. 199 00:09:52,857 --> 00:09:55,126 ( both gasping, laughing ) 200 00:09:57,996 --> 00:10:01,098 ( quivering ) AND LOOK AT THIS RUG. 201 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,668 MING DYNASTY. 202 00:10:04,702 --> 00:10:06,870 HAND WOVEN. 203 00:10:06,904 --> 00:10:10,441 OH, IT MAKES ME WANT TO DO CARPET ANGELS. 204 00:10:10,475 --> 00:10:14,044 ( giggling ) 205 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,448 HEY, ZORA. 206 00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:20,451 - SONNY? - Both: SONNY?! 207 00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:21,885 SONNY? 208 00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:24,721 SONNY? WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 209 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,200 YOU GUYS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME. 210 00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:40,837 - YOU BETRAYED US. - YOU CAVORTED WITH THE ENEMY. 211 00:10:40,872 --> 00:10:42,472 I WAS GETTING A MASSAGE. 212 00:10:42,506 --> 00:10:44,474 OH, YOU DISGUST ME. 213 00:10:45,509 --> 00:10:47,310 YOU FILTHY CAVORTER. 214 00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:49,880 OKAY, I CAVORTED. 215 00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:53,016 IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE "SO RANDOM!" CODE. 216 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:56,386 MM-HMM. WHICH STATES WE STICK TOGETHER. WE'RE A FAMILY. 217 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:59,856 YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY WERE NICE TO ME WHEN MY FAMILY WASN'T. 218 00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:02,293 MY FAMILY DISSED ME AND MY SKETCH IDEA 219 00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:04,662 AND LEFT ME SITTING ALONE AT A LUNCH TABLE. 220 00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:08,332 - CHAD OFFERED HIS SHOULDER AND I TOOK IT. - ( all gasp ) 221 00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:10,000 YOU KNOW, OVER AT THE "FALLS," 222 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,669 THEY TRUST AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER. 223 00:11:11,703 --> 00:11:13,204 ( laughs ) DID YOU HEAR THAT? 224 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:15,706 SHE CALLED IT THE "FALLS." THE "FALLS"! 225 00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:20,578 WELL, IF YOU LIKE THE "FALLS" SO MUCH, 226 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:22,145 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK THERE. 227 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,681 YEAH, GO OVER THERE AND STICK YOUR HEAD 228 00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:25,416 IN THEIR TRUST AND SUPPORT FOUNTAIN. 229 00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:29,420 WELL, IF YOU WANT ME TO, THEN MAYBE I WILL GO. 230 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:30,921 - GOOD. - GOOD. 231 00:11:30,955 --> 00:11:33,857 SO BY UNANIMOUS VOTE OF THE CAST OF "SO RANDOM!" 232 00:11:33,891 --> 00:11:35,992 SONNY MUNROE IS NOW OFFICIALLY 233 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:38,128 BANNED FROM THIS PROP HOUSE! 234 00:11:40,397 --> 00:11:42,599 SIGN RIGHT HERE. 235 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,101 AND HERE. 236 00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:45,568 AND INITIAL HERE, 237 00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:47,670 HERE, HERE AND HERE. AND HERE. 238 00:11:48,706 --> 00:11:50,207 NOW BE GONE. 239 00:11:52,476 --> 00:11:54,177 FINE. 240 00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:57,680 YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF SONNY MUNROE. 241 00:11:57,715 --> 00:11:59,750 I MEAN, OTHER THAN, YOU KNOW, THE FACT WHEN WE PERFORM-- 242 00:11:59,784 --> 00:12:01,718 - YEAH. - ( all chattering ) 243 00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:04,454 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF SONNY MUNROE! 244 00:12:04,488 --> 00:12:05,989 MM-HMM. 245 00:12:08,325 --> 00:12:09,960 ACTUALLY, I FORGOT MY JACKET. 246 00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:12,262 - OH. - OH, YOUR JACKET-- 247 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,364 IT'S COLD. OTHER THAN THAT, 248 00:12:14,398 --> 00:12:17,234 YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF SONNY MUNROE. 249 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,107 I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JACKET. 250 00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:27,010 PUT THAT BACK THERE, YOU SILLY. 251 00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:31,447 NOW FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF SONNY MUNROE. 252 00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:34,918 I SAY... GOOD DAY. 253 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:43,560 MYAH! I'M DROWNING IN BUTTER! 254 00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:45,396 HELP ME! 255 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,998 AH! ( laughing ) 256 00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,500 I DON'T GET IT. 257 00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:51,769 WELL, I-- I'M PRETENDING TO BE A LOBSTER 258 00:12:51,803 --> 00:12:54,338 THAT'S DROWNING IN BUTTER. 259 00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:56,173 IT'S WHY I'M USING A FUNNY VOICE. 260 00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:59,276 - MYAH! - LOBSTERS DON'T TALK. 261 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,878 NO, BUT A LOBSTER WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE. 262 00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:05,148 ( all laughing ) 263 00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:07,785 - ( laughing stops ) - ( cackling ) 264 00:13:08,886 --> 00:13:11,655 OH MY GOSH. YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 265 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,625 - OH! - LOOK AT HER HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH THEM. 266 00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,293 AND EATING LOBSTER! 267 00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:20,798 - WHO NEEDS IT? - YEAH. 268 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,768 ( whimpers ) I NEED IT. 269 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:28,104 I'M PRETTY ENOUGH FOR LOBSTER. I'M COOL ENOUGH FOR LOBSTER. 270 00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:31,742 - I AM LOBSTER WORTHY. - SNAP OUT OF IT, WOMAN. 271 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,911 THANK YOU. 272 00:13:34,946 --> 00:13:37,480 NO, THANK YOU. ( cackles ) 273 00:13:38,615 --> 00:13:41,051 OH, LOOK, SHE'S MAKING THE LOBSTER TALK. 274 00:13:41,085 --> 00:13:42,385 ( laughing ) 275 00:13:42,419 --> 00:13:44,754 GUYS, GUYS, COME ON. 276 00:13:44,788 --> 00:13:47,490 IF WE CAN'T ENJOY OURSELVES WITHOUT SONNY, 277 00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:50,360 LET'S AT LEAST MAKE HER THINK WE CAN. GRADY? 278 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,862 - HIT IT. - ( laughs ) 279 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:54,397 ONE AND A-TWO AND-A ONE... 280 00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:56,766 ♪ DA DA DA DA-DA... ♪ 281 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,969 - ( makes farting noises ) - ( all laughing ) 282 00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:00,636 ( laughing ) 283 00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:02,638 ♪ DA DA DA DA-DA... ♪ 284 00:14:02,673 --> 00:14:04,941 ( makes farting noises ) 285 00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:09,079 DID YOU SEE THAT? I THINK SHE WAS LAUGHING. 286 00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:11,581 - YEAH. SHE'S STILL ONE OF US. - YEAH. 287 00:14:11,615 --> 00:14:14,650 SH-- SHE'S WEARING THEIR UNIFORM. SHE'S ONE OF THEM! 288 00:14:14,685 --> 00:14:17,053 SHE'S ONE OF THEM! 289 00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:18,588 ( laughing ) 290 00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:22,192 ( laughing ) NICO! 291 00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:24,327 ( laughing loudly ) 292 00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:25,929 OH, MY GOSH. 293 00:14:25,963 --> 00:14:28,765 ( all laughing loudly ) 294 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:33,036 ( laughing stops ) 295 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:35,105 GUYS, WE HAVE TO FORGET SONNY. 296 00:14:35,139 --> 00:14:38,074 MAYBE WE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO HER AND ASK HER TO COME BACK. 297 00:14:40,144 --> 00:14:42,245 ONCE AGAIN, IT'S UP TO ME 298 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,948 TO CLEAN UP EVERYBODY'S MESS. 299 00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:46,817 CLEAN THAT UP. 300 00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:56,593 THANKS AGAIN FOR TAKING ME IN, CHAD. 301 00:14:56,628 --> 00:15:00,096 - I WAS SO BUMMED EARLIER WHEN-- - All: SHH! 302 00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:03,934 THIS IS "MACKENZIE FALLS" MEDITATION ROOM. 303 00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:05,969 YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN AND YOUR VIBE UP. 304 00:15:07,605 --> 00:15:09,640 - SORRY! I'M NEW-- - SHH! 305 00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,943 YOU KNOW WHAT? 306 00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:16,512 MY VIBE IS A LITTLE DRY, SO I'M JUST GONNA GO GET SOME ICE WATER. 307 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,882 ( gonging ) 308 00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:24,988 DINNER'S READY! 309 00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:28,191 ( laughing ) WE'RE NOW SERVING HUSH PUPPIES. 310 00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:29,826 SO... HUSH. 311 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,295 SHHH! 312 00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:36,967 YEAH, I GET IT. VIBE'S UP, SONNY DOWN. 313 00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:48,679 THANKS FOR CALLING ME, REGGIE. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 314 00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:51,181 I NEED TO SPEAK TO SONNY AND THE BIG PALOOKA HERE 315 00:15:51,215 --> 00:15:53,917 WON'T LET ME THROUGH. 316 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,986 HE'S DOING HIS JOB, KID. THE GUY'S PAID TO PALOOK. 317 00:15:57,655 --> 00:15:59,723 TWO MORE SECONDS AND YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN 318 00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:02,058 SAYING HELLO TO LEFTY. 319 00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:07,998 LOOK, AFTER YOU BARGED ONTO OUR STAGE EARLIER, 320 00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:09,500 I HAD TO HIRE REGGIE HERE 321 00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:12,202 AND PUT YOUR PICTURES UP ON THE DO-NOT-ADMIT WALL. 322 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:20,877 WHY IS ZAC EFRON UP THERE? 323 00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:22,445 'CAUSE IT'S MY WALL. 324 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,780 AND I LIKE SAYING I BAN ZAC EFRON. 325 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:30,353 THERE WILL COME A DAY WHEN ZAC EFRON COMES KNOCKING ON THAT DOOR 326 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,455 AND HE'S LIKE, "HEY, CAN I COME IN?" 327 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,757 AND I'LL BE LIKE, "OH NO, YOU'RE BANNED." 328 00:16:38,962 --> 00:16:41,364 WELL, WE WANT SONNY BACK! 329 00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:42,732 WELL, SHE CAN'T SEE YOU NOW. 330 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:45,168 - WELL, WHEN WILL-- - SHE'S TIED UP... 331 00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:46,936 FOR GOOD, OKAY? SHE'S ONE OF US NOW. 332 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:50,073 - ( loud crashing ) - Sonny: SORRY! 333 00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:54,077 THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO SAY, BUT... 334 00:16:54,111 --> 00:16:56,312 SONNY IS BLIND. 335 00:16:58,315 --> 00:16:59,782 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S BLIND? 336 00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:02,318 WELL, HE SAID THAT SHE COULDN'T SEE ME. 337 00:17:04,555 --> 00:17:07,990 AND-- AND THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING-- 338 00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:09,659 BLIND. 339 00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:12,295 OH, AND THEY'VE GOT HER ALL 340 00:17:12,329 --> 00:17:13,796 TIED UP IN A BELL TOWER. 341 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,398 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 342 00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,967 WELL, I HEARD THIS LOUD CHIME. 343 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:20,803 YOU SURE IT WASN'T A GONG IN A MEDITATION ROOM? 344 00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:23,206 OH, THAT'S INSANE. 345 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,942 I'M TELLING YOU, SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY. 346 00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:30,280 THIS IS LIKE THAT EPISODE OF "MACKENZIE FALLS" 347 00:17:30,314 --> 00:17:32,182 WHERE THEY-- WHERE THEY BLINDED THAT GIRL 348 00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:34,117 AND BRAINWASHED HER! 349 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,288 NOT THAT I WATCH IT. ( chuckles ) 350 00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:41,224 NOT THAT I WATCH IT EITHER, 351 00:17:41,258 --> 00:17:43,126 BUT THAT WAS NEVER AN EPISODE. 352 00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:46,396 BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING, PEOPLE! 353 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,598 - ( gasps ) - WAIT. 354 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,934 SOMETHING ELSE IS HAPPENING. MY PALMS ARE SWEATING. 355 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,905 - MY HEART'S RACING. - I THINK YOU'RE CARING... 356 00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:58,641 - WHAT? - FOR SOMEBODY BESIDES YOURSELF. 357 00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:01,277 WHAT?! WE HAVE TO STOP THAT! 358 00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:02,912 WE'VE GOT TO GET SONNY BACK-- 359 00:18:02,946 --> 00:18:04,447 NOT FOR HER, BUT FOR ME! 360 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,118 WELL, I HAVE A PLAN. 361 00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:09,719 BUT YOU'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME. 362 00:18:10,754 --> 00:18:12,855 TRUSTING... CARING... 363 00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,790 IT'S ALL TOO MUCH. 364 00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:18,628 WHOA! 365 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,566 ( yelling ) 366 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,569 THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST. 367 00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:28,204 WHY ARE WE DRESSED LIKE THIS? 368 00:18:28,239 --> 00:18:31,274 BECAUSE WE'RE ON A MISSION. WE NEED DISGUISES. 369 00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:33,042 NOW BACK IN YOUR POSES. 370 00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:37,147 - ( pops ) - OW! STOP SHOCKING ME! 371 00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:40,049 SORRY! I HAVEN'T YET MASTERED MY POWERS. 372 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,385 MY HAIR ITCHES! 373 00:18:42,419 --> 00:18:45,288 I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE FREE. 374 00:18:45,322 --> 00:18:47,690 I WAS BORN TO WEAR A CAPE. 375 00:18:49,994 --> 00:18:52,529 - ( pops ) - ( screams ) 376 00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:55,799 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? - I JUST MASTERED MY POWERS. 377 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,834 NOW BACK IN YOUR POSES! 378 00:19:01,438 --> 00:19:03,173 Man: OKAY, PEOPLE, REHEARSAL'S UP. 379 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,676 LET'S SEE THOSE POUTY FACES. 380 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,812 I KNOW I'VE TAKEN YOU FROM YOUR WORLD, 381 00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,181 YOUR FRIENDS, 382 00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:13,083 FROM EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER LOVED. 383 00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:16,086 BUT TRUST ME, YOU'LL-- YOU'LL BE HAPPIER HERE. 384 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,989 YOU TRUST ME, DON'T YOU? 385 00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:21,591 - NO, I'M NOT SURE I DO. - OF COURSE YOU TRUST ME-- 386 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,293 WAIT. WHO IS TALKING WHILE I AM ACTING? 387 00:19:27,364 --> 00:19:29,232 NOW WATCH OUT FOR THE SECURITY GUARD. 388 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:32,402 HE'S EIGHT FEET TALL WITH ARMS LIKE TREE TRUNKS 389 00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:34,204 AND LEGS THAT... 390 00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:35,605 WON'T BE BACK FOR 10 MINUTES? 391 00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:37,174 WHAT? 392 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,511 OH, MAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOR 10 MINUTES? 393 00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:43,947 - ZORA, DO YOUR THING. - ( pops ) 394 00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:46,249 OW! OW! 395 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,151 LET'S DO THIS THING! 396 00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:55,759 - SONNY! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 397 00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:58,228 OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE THE LAME SUPERHEROES! 398 00:19:58,262 --> 00:20:00,764 WE'RE NOW CALLED LOSER FORCE FOUR. 399 00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,434 OH, YOU GAVE US A NAME. 400 00:20:04,468 --> 00:20:06,169 YOU GAVE US A REASON 401 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,939 TO GIVE US A NAME. 402 00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:11,341 WE'RE AT THE "FALLS," I'M FEELING DRAMATIC. 403 00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:13,977 YOU MISSED ME. 404 00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:17,748 I EXPERIENCED CARING. IT WAS HORRIBLE. 405 00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:22,219 WE'RE HERE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU AND ASK YOU TO COME BACK. 406 00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:24,788 MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COME BACK TO YOU LOSERS. 407 00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:28,391 CORRECTION-- LOSER FORCE FOUR. 408 00:20:28,425 --> 00:20:32,062 WOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN A GROUP OF LOSERS SO PROUD 409 00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:34,731 TO CALL THEMSELVES LOSERS. 410 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:38,001 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M PROBABLY CALLING MYSELF A LOSER TOO. 411 00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:41,138 SO I GUESS THAT MAKES US LOSER FORCE FIVE. 412 00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:44,975 - OKAY, COME ON, LOSER FORCE FIVE. - LOSER FORCE FIVE. 413 00:20:45,009 --> 00:20:47,277 W-WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE MAKING UP? 414 00:20:47,311 --> 00:20:48,912 YES, WE ARE. 415 00:20:48,946 --> 00:20:50,647 BUT THAT RUINS CHAD'S PLAN. 416 00:20:50,681 --> 00:20:52,548 - WHAT PLAN? - I DON'T HAVE A PLAN. 417 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,017 SURE YOU DO. KEEP YOU GUYS FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER 418 00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:57,019 SO "MACKENZIE FALLS" CAN STAY NUMBER ONE. 419 00:20:57,053 --> 00:21:00,856 PLEASE PLEASE, DON'T TALK WITHOUT A SCRIPT. 420 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,661 SO YOU WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE MY FRIEND? 421 00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:07,497 OKAY, YEAH, I SAW AN OPPORTUNITY 422 00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:08,998 AND I KNOCKED. 423 00:21:09,032 --> 00:21:10,833 WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M KNOCKING BACK 424 00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:12,769 AND I'M STICKING WITH MY REAL FRIENDS. 425 00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:14,604 WE HAVE A CODE. 426 00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:17,307 YEAH, OKAY, WELL, WE HAVE A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, ALL RIGHT? 427 00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:18,541 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 428 00:21:18,575 --> 00:21:21,877 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT? 429 00:21:21,912 --> 00:21:24,980 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT THAT. 430 00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:27,917 TAKE WHAT YOU CAN AND RUN! 431 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,587 NO, HEY! HEY HEY HEY! 432 00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:34,457 NO NO NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE LOGANBERRIES! 433 00:21:34,491 --> 00:21:36,359 NO! NOT THE LOGANBERRIES! 434 00:21:39,996 --> 00:21:43,165 STATIC ELECTRICA. 435 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,302 BEDHEAD. 436 00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:49,004 FLATULANCE. 437 00:21:50,073 --> 00:21:51,874 AND ROBO BABY. 438 00:21:53,644 --> 00:21:55,345 INDIVIDUALLY, THEY'RE LOSERS. 439 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:57,513 BUT TOGETHER THEY ARE... 440 00:21:57,548 --> 00:21:59,549 LOSER FORCE FIVE! 441 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,618 MEANWHILE, IN METROPOLOPOLOPOLIS... 442 00:22:02,653 --> 00:22:05,755 - Woman: HELP! HELP! - QUICK! LOOK! 443 00:22:05,789 --> 00:22:07,790 OVER THERE! 444 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:09,359 Woman: STOP HIM. HE'S GOT MY PURSE. 445 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net