- How's your shoulder? - It hurts.
- Sorry. - Yeah.
So, what'd you tell them in there?
I told them everything, just like you told me to.
Did you tell them about Carlos trying to get custody of Jared?
God, no! I hadn't got past the Florida trip.
I am bogging them down in the worst details imaginable.
Oh, that's good.
You know what's funny? Lying.
Everybody does it, but not like this chick.
She has lied to you from the beginning.
She lied about her criminal past,
about her relationship with Carlos.
She lied that your son was potentially not yours.
I don't get it. Why are you protecting her?
Our strength really isn't in doing the right thing.
It's surviving the wrong thing.
I hate you.
_
You know, unfortunately violence is part of the game.
It gets a little rough at times, sure,
but that's why you need to get better at skating.
You become a... a great skills player,
and you skate circles around all of those goons.
We'll call you Nate "the Skate" Parker.
That's a pretty good nickname, isn't it?
Get your ass out of this locker room
and back on the ice, you little shithead!
But they keep hitting me.
"Oh, they keep hitting me. They keep hitting me."
Makes me want to hit you. I'm your [Bleep] mom!
Mrs. Parker, mind your language.
Oh, you didn't mind my language
last night when you were inside me.
Hey, look at me, look at me, look at me.
You want something from this sad, lonely, pathetic world,
you got to fight for it.
You want to win the game? You got to fight.
You want a job? You got to fight.
You want to split a piece of strange?
You got to fight for it. Trust me.
Your dad didn't fight for this.
Now he's living under a bridge, sleeping in bubble wrap.
Get out there and fight!
Second period.
Skate, Nate! Skate!
Nate the Skate!
Skate, Nate!
You like that? What are you gonna do about it?
Skate, Nate! Please skate!
Shake, Nate, skate! Skate, Nate...
Now get out there and fight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Kid, what is the matter with you?
- No, Nate! - This is your problem!
Look at this little Frankenstein!
Listen, you little monster! Hockey's not about fighting!
Yeah! That son of a bitch is my kid!
Whoo!
Adios, amigos.
No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
Nate! Nate!
Please, don't.
You touch him, he wins. Trust me.
I don't.
Any time, anywhere, amigo.
Not for nothing, but I think that guy would kick your ass.
Oh. You're already up?
I didn't sleep.
Look, I just, uh, I just want to say...
No need.
I'm not ready to talk yet.
Hey, I know you're angry,
but let me just say... I am so sorry.
Yeah, I know.
- If you weren't, I wouldn't be here. - Okay.
But we have to say something to him, don't we?
What would you like me to say?
Some other guy planted eggs in your forehead?
Come on, he's yours.
Some dumb piece of paper doesn't change that.
This dumb piece of paper is called science,
which is irrefutable.
Well, then open it.
I don't want to!
God, you couldn't of waited like a week between the two of us?
Nate, I would've been dead or in jail if I hadn't met you.
You know that. You brought normalcy to my life.
Oh, my God. Quit it with this normal shit.
Okay? It doesn't exist.
And your quixotic pursuit of it is...
it's quixotic. Okay?
I used the word too early in that sentence.
There's nothing normal about us!
Guys, lets go. Tae Kwon Do belt day.
What? No. Not today. No.
My God.
Why are you so dismissive of my accomplishments?
You are the worst!
She's not wrong.
I know.
Hyah!
Gyah!
Oh, God.
I forgot life was still happening.
This is so weird.
Yeah, it might be, but our daughter's
about to show us her mastery of that weird thing,
so we better pretend like we like it.
I was talking about this.
- Oh. Yes. - Oh!
Yeah, what... Oh, God. What are you doing here? Hey.
Oh, I'm sorry I gave up tickets to "Babe 3"
to come see my niece.
What are you going to a children's movie for?
I like children's movies.
What are you, a pedophile?
There's no reason for you to be there
unless you're trolling for kids.
"Eh, where all the kids at?"
Yeah? 'Cause that's fun.
Ew.
- Are you ready? - Yes, Sensei!
- Is this your green-belt test? - Yes, Sensei!
- Are you prepared? - Yes, Sensei!
- And Jared? - Yes, Sensei!
I go by Sapling in the Trees now.
Jared's a great name.
Hey, pal. Um...
I can't believe Carlos would do. He's such a dick.
Would you shut your damn stupid mouth?
I'm trying to talk to my son.
Please?
You seem tense. You want a soda?
No. No, I...
A hot dog?
Sure.
Okay.
Well, that was easy.
I shall observe the tenets of Tae Kwon Do!
- Courtesy! - Courtesy!
- Respect! - Respect!
- Integrity! - Integrity!
- In truth! - In truth!
I will persevere!
Oh, God. Better go get down there.
I'll go.
Hey, Delilah. Delilah.
Are you okay?
I don't... Don't talk to me!
Super D, come here. Come here. Come here.
Ow!
You shall not pass!
What is your problem? Out of the way.
Sweetie, come here.
You need to respect her wishes.
She can have wishes when she's 18, all right?
Ow! Shit!
Delilah, do you know him?
I thought I did.
What are you talking about?
You need to step away! Now!
Perv!
Perv?
Hey, that doesn't hurt. Ow!
Yeah, I heard you. Pedophile!
What are you talking about?
I am her father.
How do I know that?
Because I am. All right?
Sweetheart, can you tell Daniel-san here
that I am your dad, please?
He trolls for kids at movies.
You shut your mouth, you little...
Little what? Trophy? Prize?
What other pet names do you like to call little girls like us?
Stop! Sweetie, come.
Ew. "Sweetie."
I know what happened. I heard you in court.
You need to tell Jared what you did.
What did you do?
I didn't do anything, okay? It just...
It just happened.
You need to tell Jared the truth.
Tell him!
Tell me what you did!
Would you settle down, both of you?
God!
It's like the third belt.
You're not kicking anybody's ass.
Ah! Ah!
She broke my board!
You weren't gonna break it.
You know, it's funny.
I still remember a time when you couldn't come in here alone.
I had to stand guard outside, look for dragons.
Yeah, well, I'm over that
'cause I found out they were extinct.
Right.
Yeah.
So, listen, about what happened in court.
Um...
This Carlos guy, he's...
You, uh, take off your clothes to go to the bathroom, pal?
What? Oh, yeah, always.
I guess I stopped paying attention
once you learned to go on your own, so, uh...
All of them.
Yeah, what... what were you gonna say?
Uh...
I just, um...
We need to have a little talk.
About that.
Paternity results? I don't get it.
S-So if I open this envelope,
it'll either say you're my dad or you're not my dad?
Uh... yeah.
Do you know what it says?
I don't.
Dad?
Yeah?
I don't want to open it.
Then don't, pal. Don't.
Well, I kind of want to know.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Your weapon demonstration?
Nunchukas.
Nine-ring-sword sword, sir.
It's a broadsword.
You remind me so much of my Jared.
You know, all this would go away
if you just gave Carlos what he wants.
Oh, God. I screwed up so bad.
It's gonna be okay.
Just give him that old, rusty ass.
It's a little fat for your frame,
but it still looks pretty good for a woman your age.
No! The older it gets, the more valuable it gets.
Damn straight!
Just give him the ass.
You've been sitting on it for 13 years.
I will never give it to him. He has no right to it.
And I will fight him until my last breath.
Well, don't fight too hard.
I hear ass play gets pretty fun in your 50s.
I'm 39.
Dad?
Yeah?
Do you want to beat up Carlos?
You know, pal, uh,
violence is never really the answer.
You know?
That's what I've been trying to teach you guys
all along the way, but, uh...
I'm just failing miserably at it.
Whoa, what was that?
I, uh, tripped over a garbage can.
I don't know why they leave these things out.
Oh.
Hyah!
I-I want you to open it.
Yeah? You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
What does it say?
What do you think it says?
That you're my dad.
Yeah.
I knew it.
Um, just listen to me.
Whatever happens going forward,
um, just know that I'll always be with you, okay?
What about when you're dead?
I'll still be there.
Cool. Ghost dad.
I love you so much.
Where do the parents sit?
You got a kid here?
One that I know of, amigo.
What is he doing here?
What the hell are you doing here?
Maybe he just wants to talk.
- Oh, is that what he wants? - I'm guessing.
What else would I want?
You want the ass.
Give it to him. He's gorgeous.
Shh, shut it.
Do you understand the damage you've caused my family?
I am so sorry. That was not my intention.
You give me what I want, and this whole thing goes away.
No!
This is crazy!
Just give him the ass, and we'll stop!
"We"?
_
I'm on the hook for 15 frack houses.
Jesus.
When did clean water become a right?
And it gets worse.
Your sister, she wants a divorce from me.
How are we supposed to get half of what she has
if you're getting a divorce?
God! You're so stupid.
Don't worry. I will make them pay.
How did you find my bag, Carlos?
She told me.
We were talking.
If you wanted it so bad, why did you give it back to me?
He didn't want it. I wanted it.
He wanted you, stupid.
After everything I've done for you.
Brat!
Stay down!
Babe!
What the hell?
Oh, look who it is. It's Jareb.
I have something to tell you.
Don't you tell him.
Oh, what, the truth?
You shut your mouth.
Last chance, Petirroja.
- Don't call me that ever again. - Okay.
Sorry to have to do this to your family.
Jareb, I am your...
- Holy shit! - Holy shit!
Yeah, we're good, right?
Let's go.
Yeah. What the...?
Get off me! Out of our way, kids. Let's go.
Out of our way.
So, Mr. Camacho.
You are withdrawing all claims and granting a full divorce?
That is correct, Your Honor.
I don't know why. We had this thing won.
This is crazy, right?
I'm not sure I fully understand all of this.
Me, neither.
Vanessa?
Vanessa!
Sorry, man.
You wouldn't have come if I asked.
So, listen.
I don't really know what you want, okay?
But, uh, I got money.
If that's it, I'll give it to you.
But please, I'm asking you,
On Monday morning at court, can you just drop the lawsuit?
I'll tell you what I'll drop.
I'm gonna drop you.
Just like you dropped that bullshit accent.
Yeah. I just use it to, um...
How you say...
make your wife wet.
I knew it wasn't real.
So, we have a deal?
What do I get out of this deal?
You get to walk away knowing you did the right thing?
If I don't?
When you went to give Vanessa her phone back, did you see him?
Who?
Him.
No.
Oh, I will destroy you!
What the hell are you doing?
Capoeira.
Is that dance-fighting?
Oh, you 'bout to find out.
You just ripped your pants, asshole.
Last time, guy. Just drop the lawsuit.
We don't have to do this.
My son can do that.
My son.
How did you break your hands?
Like I said, I fell down the stairs.
How do you break your hands falling down the stairs?
I don't want to do this, man.
Too late.
Aah!
You broke my hand!
I told you.
I got a rock for a head.
Nothing hurts.
Lookit.
Oh, God! My other hand.
I didn't hit him that hard.
You hit him pretty hard.
I really didn't.
You're a mama grizzly, okay?
When you're protecting your cubs,
you don't know your own strength.
It's true, but I... Let me see your hands.
Hm?
I just want to look at your hands.
What for?
What about them?
Mama bear did her worst with the nunchucks.
You really think you can top that?
What's this?
Oh, this? You'll see.
You never know when a good piece of foil comes in handy.
So, listen.
About that mama-grizzly thing.
You're totally right.
They are dangerous.
You know what's worse than a mama grizzly?
Daddy grizzly.
Last chance.
I've never back down from a fight.
That's what I was hoping you'd say.
You see this? Huh?
Can you still see?
Come closer.
Sit up, sit up. That's it.
A father is more than a seed.
A find this highly suspicious.
It was very slippery stairs. Very slick.
What did he say?
I have no idea.
And you are not being forced to do this in any way?
This action is of your own free will?
Get up! You like it right there?
So, you're gonna drop this paternity lawsuit,
and you're gonna stay away from my family forever.
Oh.
One more thing.
He's turning.
I would also like to say...
He would also like to say...
He's just moaning now. A little bit of moaning.
That the paternity documents were forged.
- And they were false. - They were false.
Also... And I would also like to say that I'm very sorry.
He'd also like to slay some calamari.
Okay, then.
We'll have you brought up on false-document charges soon.
But first, I hereby grant this divorce.
Congratulations.
Yes!
Nice job, pal.
Call me if you ever need a lawyer.
Sure.
Easy does it. Easy.
Whoopsie.
Oh, what?
What did I do?
Ah!
You know, babe?
Hm?
I think...
I think everything's gonna be okay now.
Yeah...
I don't know.
What don't you know?
I don't think it's gonna be okay.
- You don't? - No.
I think it's gonna be great.
Ah, geez.
- What? - That.
What?
Ugh. Zzzt.
You hear that? Zzzt.
Zzzt.
It's so annoying.
It sounds real serious.
It's Zzzt.
- I'm going to bed. - Zzzt.
- God. - Going to bed.
I'll meet you there in a bit.
- Hey, Nate. - Hm?
Do you want to consummate this thing?
'Cause I got about 10 minutes, and then I'm
Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yes, I do. Just gonna take out the trash.
- Right now? - Yeah.
- Oh, come on, man. Why? - What?
Do you want some of this?
Do you want roaches?
Well, nobody wants... Well, yeah.
- Right? - Okay.
- Keep it awake, though. - Yep. It's...
- I'm gonna get in that. - Shh!
Oh, hey.
Did you guys just move in next door?
Yeah?
Do me a favor.
Knock it off with the drilling, would you?
You can hear that?
Zzzt, zzzt. Zzzt.
Yeah. Yeah, I can.
It's annoying.
Seriously, how many shelves do you have to hang, right?
Yeah, life's about to get good for the Parkers.
Ah, shit!
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