I can't imagine not being surrounded by you all.
One person in particular,
the most important person in my life...
Rachel.
So, who are you?
Nick, Lewis, this is... this is my brother, Rafiq.
Hey! Hey!
Thanks for ruining my career.
- You can't come back here, Raf. - Are you serious?
Yeah. I can't have that around my kids.
You get yourself sorted out.
Until then, you're not welcome.
You're with Fifi, Dave and Fev on 101.9, the Fox,
and it's time to go Gold Class to the Golden State!
That's right, Fi.
We're taking callers now on 13 10 60 to win the holiday of a lifetime
for you and three of your besties to go all the way to Californi-ay!
We're talking Disneyland, to Yellowstone,
all the movie stars in between...
Dad, have you been there?
No, not there, but I've been to America on a footy trip.
When we're old like you, will we get to go on holidays?
Hey, you've been on holidays.
We went camping. Remember?
All I remember is mozzies and snakes.
Hey, there were no snakes.
Our first contestant here, it's little Angie on the line.
- And where are you from, Angie? - Nepean South.
Angie, are you ready to go Gold Class to the Golden State?
Yep, ready.
- You did it. Well done, Angie. - Thanks.
Now, I mean, that was an easy one,
but the questions are gonna get a little bit harder now, okay?
Hey, turn that up.
- How old are you? - I'm six years old.
Here we go, Angie. Which Californian city has a golden bridge?
- San Fran. - San Fran?
- That is correct! - Hey, it's not gonna paint itself.
Check it out. She's not cool. She's like totally chilled.
Yes!
Your answer was right, Angie. You're killing it.
Well done. You're doing such a great job.
And what grade are you in at school?
I'm in prep.
Hey, Barami, do you want to take your break on your break, mate?
My niece is on the radio.
I don't care who's on the radio. Finish it up.
Geography, you know your cities pretty well.
Okay, Angie, which besties would you take with you on this big trip?
Me, my dad and maybe my brothers, if they're nice.
Oh, that's lovely. Is that your whole family, Angie?
Yeah, just us.
Oh, well, let's see if we can't send a hard-working single-parent family
on the trip of a lifetime, eh?
Gemma, Angie's on the radio.
Now we're going onto the third and final question!
- Okay, here we go, Angie. - Oi!
Do you want to tell the customer why his car's not gonna be ready?
Which Californian sporting team is named after
the original gold prospectors?
- It's the 49ers. - Are you serious?
Come on, Angie, you can do this!
- Oh, we really want you to... - Oi! I was listening to that.
All right, honey, let's repeat that question.
Do you know this, Dad?
Which Californian sporting team is named after
the original gold prospectors?
- The 49ers. The 49ers! - The 49ers?
I told my wife you people are lazy.
What do you mean 'you people'?
- Loser. - What was that?
Ever been on a plane before, Angie?
Nuh.
What are you doing the day after tomorrow?
- I'm going to school. - Oh, forget school.
Yeah. Get those passports ready, Angie, 'cause...
Yes! Yes!
We're going to California!
We're going to California! Whoo!
I'm so excited for Justin and the kids.
- I know. - I mean, a little bit jealous, but...
Oh, yeah, 40% jealous, but majority happy.
Novelty case in bed four.
- Oh. - He needs ventilation.
- Rafiq! - You know him?
- My eyes... - I'll get saline.
- I can't... I can't see anything. - Okay, shh.
Just relax.
All right, just breathe.
Can you see?
Yeah, but blurry. My eyes sting like hell.
They'll settle down soon.
I'm gonna kill that...
Ju... ju... ju... Can you just stay still?
Still as a statue.
What happened here, Rafiq?
Did a compressor malfunction or something?
It was my deadhead boss that malfunctioned.
Your boss did this to you?
Why?
Hey, did Angie win that competition this morning?
I heard her on the radio.
Mmm, yeah, she did.
'Cause I only heard the beginning of it.
That's when my boss kicked up a stink and...
And spray-painted you gold?
It's no skin off my nose if you guys don't believe me.
Look, if he did this to you, then you need to contact the police.
No. No way. Not happening.
Hey. Don't rub.
Promise me you won't tell Justin.
Oh, I won't tell Justin.
Because he'll cancel his holiday if he finds out you're in trouble.
I'm just gonna get out of here.
- You're not going anywhere. - Says who?
Look, spray-paint that's meant for cars
is not meant to go in your eyes.
We're gonna need to run some tests.
Think he's lying?
I don't know, but who knows how he provoked that guy.
- We've all seen his temper. - Mmm.
Hello!
What are you doing here?
I thought you weren't coming till this afternoon.
I'm just here to pick up Atticus. It's, uh, walking bus day.
I can take him.
Doesn't matter. We can start work early.
I was thinking about the Muscles Leisurewear response to our pitch.
Oh... the response you didn't tell me about?
Didn't I?
Baby brain?
I mean, not that you don't have... the memory of Einstein.
Anyway, they said it wasn't blokey enough.
I mean, leisurewear, it's hard to look blokey
when your lunch is on show and you look like a ballerina.
I hate to admit it, though, they were right.
I mean, generally I agree.
There isn't enough blokey these days,
that's the whole problem,
all these man-children running around,
no initiations, no actual growing up.
We have to endure periods and childbirth and menopause.
What do you lot do?
We support you through the periods, childbirth and menopause.
My grandfather fought at Long Tan and built his own house.
Rites of passage for men these days are yoga retreats and juice fasts.
I did... I did a pretty tough Pilates class.
Exactly.
Atticus, Poppy, time to go!
Yeah, we should, um... get to the walking bus.
- All right, let's go. - See you, darling.
So, we'll talk Muscles soon.
Ahh! Whatever!
All right.
What type of food do we get on the plane?
Don't know, mate.
I'm gonna be the first one in the hotel swimming pool.
Good to have your priorities sorted.
Golden ticket to the Golden State.
Wait for us at the crossing!
How is it being out of the doghouse?
It's good, mate. It's real good.
You're okay being put down?
What?
Well, you don't think Rachel was giving you a massive hint
when she said all men are man-children?
And too soft to do initiation and go to war,
like her dad did and become men at Tobruk and build their own boat.
- She wasn't talking to me. - Well, she wasn't talking to me.
Ah, you mentioned Pilates.
That's not soft.
Activate Massage.
I wonder if they do Hawaiian?
- Isn't that a pizza? - A massage.
I'm uh... I'm partial to a lomi lomi.
What?
Spring cleaning?
I can't find the passports.
Where did you last have 'em?
Well, if I knew where I last had 'em, I wouldn't be lookin'.
I've never really actually seen them,
but I know I had them here somewhere.
Nicola sorted them out years ago.
She thought, you know, we'd go travelling together one day.
Two dads searching equals one mum, I reckon.
We'll find them.
Oh, bingo!
Are they still valid?
Oh, um...
Seven months on the kids. And...
Mine's expired.
Yeah, but you see, ah, I didn't have any more notice, ah,
we won the trip today and we go the day after tomorrow, so...
I can't promise anything. It might be too short a turnaround.
Oh, come on. Are you sure?
I mean, there must be something you can do.
Hey, listen, I might be just another number on your list,
but this is really, really important to my kids and myself.
- You... - Leave it to me.
I've got this.
- Clearly. - Hey, you...
I'm sorry.
Hi... Hakima.
You're right. He's badly prepared.
And he's useless with logistics.
And let's face it, he's a terrible planner all round.
But that's because his wife used to do this stuff.
And she passed away.
And so, he's a single dad.
And he's a really great one.
And he's got three beautiful kids
that are desperate to go on their first overseas holiday.
Is there absolutely no way you could help us out?
No guarantees.
- But you'll try? - Next.
Yeah, work's good, Mum.
And I'm loving the new place.
I couldn't be happier.
How about you wait just a little bit longer?
At least until I'm a little more settled?
Okay.
Anyways, look, I better get back to work. Smoko's over.
All right. Love you too.
Bye.
Time for your tests.
I'm doing fine.
You don't know that.
Just get me some clothes so I can get out of here.
I need to get my car and I need to get my pay.
From the guy who doused you in paint?
Rafiq, don't do something that you're gonna regret.
I'll just do something that he will regret.
Right, well, I need you here for the next 24 hours for eye tests.
Well, I'll just go in this, then.
Okay, you know what. I wasn't gonna say anything.
But since you're being a right royal brat,
I need to test your eyesight to make sure there's no permanent damage.
Okay? 'Cause if you're going blind, then I need to call Justin.
And that means no trip to Disneyland for the kids.
It's up to you.
FYI, Rafiq is having his test.
Which test is that, the lie test?
I thought we might go and see Rafiq's boss.
Yeah, see if he is lying.
Rafiq needs his car back and he's owed wages.
Let's go check this guy out.
It's all a bit 'Thelma and Louise'.
- You in? - Sure!
Oh, look, there it is. That's his car.
- Hi. - G'day.
I'd like to talk to you about Rafiq Barami.
And you are?
His mother.
Who are you?
- His aunty. Aunty Do... Dot. - His do... Mmm.
What about him?
Well, I'm led to believe that you used a spray gun on Rafiq.
I did no such thing.
He's in hospital and his eyesight might have some permanent damage.
It's dangerous, it's irresponsible.
And as an employer,
I would have thought that you'd be looking after your workers.
Look, he had an accident 'cause he's reckless
and he's got a filthy little temper.
Uh, why don't we give WorkCover a call and see what they think?
Is that a threat?
Maybe it is.
And you owe him money.
No, no, no. Your boy was fired for negligence.
He forfeited his wages when he stopped turning up for work
and mouthing off.
Well, actually, as we understand it, he stopped working
when you assaulted him with a poisonous chemical.
Get out of my shop!
Yeah, well, give us the money that you owe him and we'll leave.
I've got a much better idea, Mum.
Why don't you piss off before I call the cops on you for trespassing?
You better hope Rafiq's all right
or the police will be on you for more than trespassing.
Come on, Thelma, let's get out of here.
He said, she said.
Somebody's lying.
I'll get Raf's car.
Who does this guy think he is?
Rachel's wrong. We've been initiated.
What about your first car? It's a rite of passage.
I don't think going to a car yard with your old man
exactly ranks alongside Fromelles.
First car crash.
Never crashed.
'Cause you drive like Miss Daisy.
Miss Daisy had a driver.
Raising a kid, that is undeniably a rite of passage.
Yeah, Rachel's got a point.
Don't know what my Pop would say
if he saw me doing this weekend warrior crap.
Careful, this weekend warrior crap is my livelihood.
Why not do something useful like join the Army Reserve?
- I'm a pacifist. - Oh, yeah, you would be.
My dad did the Kokoda when I was a kid. So proud of him.
Love to give that a go.
Sounds good... in theory.
You'd have to train.
I'm gonna tag along with those guys.
Righto.
We could maybe do the Kokoda... for charity or something.
Yeah, I don't know. I'll get back to you.
Yeah, ditto.
For women, the appeal of Lycra leggings is holding everything in.
Whereas a man wants to know what he's wearing is right for the job.
Why do men wear overalls?
Um, because they have pockets?
Because they're a licence to be dirty.
Dirty, sloppy and useful.
- We've been wrong. - How so?
We've been thinking the lattes and the CrossFit lifestyle
is the way to position Muscles.
But if we position it as work wear,
'Muscles Work Hard For You'.
Brilliant.
Something strong that prevents chafing.
It keeps you warm and wicks away moisture.
Like something you could wear on Kokoda.
Kokoda, yes. Where did that come from?
Just plucked it out of the air.
I think I've cracked it.
Jacob, you didn't eat your food again. Look.
Lightweight. You can jam in more souvenirs.
Actually, if you need more cases for the kids, I've got a couple extra.
I think we're fine, thanks.
I want to pack.
We're not doing that right now, okay?
Homework first. Go on.
We need to get organised.
I know, baby, but later.
Angie... Jacob.
Dad, where's yours?
Um... I got mine in my um... in my bedroom.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Hey, how about you three go outside and go for a run, hey?
And then homework, okay?
Don't say a word.
Look, if the passport doesn't come through, I'll just...
have to postpone the trip until it does.
The radio execs are not gonna let you do that.
I know. I'll just forfeit the free and stump up my own money.
Won't that break the bank?
I'll put it on the credit card. I can't disappoint the kids.
Well, let me know if I can help.
No, I think we're sorted.
Oh, cripes.
- What's up? - Oh, it's the...
Just need a good stretch.
Mmm.
So that's the full special with essential oils and hot rocks?
Yeah, yeah.
And, uh... have you got any bigger blokes?
You know, for the... for the leverage.
They really...
Really get in there. Know what I'm saying?
I sure do.
What is that? Is that lemongrass?
Uh-huh.
Turn over.
Oh, that's great, yeah.
I should do this more often.
Get the wheels aligned and...
Aarggh!
Look, I paid for a rub down, not a touch up.
I mean, do I have to spell it out to you?
There was a person who, unsolicited by myself,
began rubbing certain parts of my body in a manner which...
Yeah, I'll hold.
Why did you bring Rafiq's car to our place?
Because he's in trouble and I was hoping that you could talk to him.
What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
What were the pearls of wisdom
that pulled you into line when you were his age?
You know, Justin should be the one helping Rafiq.
Oh, okay, tell Justin,
then look at the kids' faces when he cancels the holiday.
Gemma, Rafiq's a grown man. He has to want to help himself.
Yes!
I am calling in regards to planning violations
in relation to a so-called 'massage parlour' next to a primary school.
No, Suzy, you don't have to prepare for a concerned citizens meeting.
You've got a concerned citizen right here on the pho...
I can't help Rafiq.
What do you want me to do?
Figure it out, Lewis.
Shirts, boardies, good.
Soccer ball? Hmm, not too sure about that.
Socks. Hey, can you please clean the socks before you pack them, okay?
Angela Baynie, you're up.
Angie, hey... you can't bring Mabel.
She doesn't need a passport. She's a wombat.
Ha! I know she's a wombat, baby, but you need to use a smaller suitcase.
The big one's for me.
Where are your clothes?
I don't have any good ones. I need new dresses.
You have plenty of dresses.
No dresses for good.
Does Lewis know that I'm wearing his clothes?
He doesn't need to.
It's kinda weird.
Yours are either smelly or gold.
Well, thanks anyway.
- Oh, manners, I like that. - Ha!
I know all your tests were clear
but if your eyesight falters in any way,
I want you to come straight back.
Yes, boss.
Hmm, I don't really understand why you won't go to the cops.
As if they're gonna do anything.
Well, they take this stuff pretty seriously.
No, not for people like me they don't.
If it happened the way that you said it did, they will.
Look, what happened was between me and that idiot.
So can you just tell me where the car is
so that I can go and sort him out?
What does that even mean?
It means that I need my car.
Well, it's at my place.
Are you kidding me?
Look, come back to my place
and you can put on a load of washing,
have some non-hospital food
and you can head off and do whatever it is you need to do.
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey, you. What's that?
It's a trumpet.
One of the kids at school wants to learn.
Oh! I used to play the trumpet.
Did you?
I gave it up 'cause I didn't like my lips going numb.
Which is a pity really. I was actually very good.
Maybe you can give me a lesson.
It's definitely not my strong point.
Love to.
What are you doing on May 19 next year?
Rachel, I don't always know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
I think I might have a baby.
You are having a baby.
Caesarean section.
A Caesar? Since when?
Morning or afternoon? What time?
Look, I get that it's your body, and I respect that, but...
couldn't we talk about it first, please?
We are talking.
Yeah, but it's not just something that I've thought about.
You don't have to. You just have to turn up.
I'm thinking morning. Eight o'clock?
Ten o'clock's probably better, isn't it?
Motion carried.
The minutes of the previous ordinary council meeting are confirmed.
Moving on to today's agenda.
- The first item... - Ah, hi.
I'm Lewis Crabb.
I called about an erotic massage parlour
which has opened right next door to a primary school.
Excuse me.
These are my council chambers
and you will abide by the prescribed agenda.
- If you wish to raise... - I just wanted to say...
Excuse me, if you wish to raise other business,
you may bring it up at the end of the meeting
in the section we call 'other business'.
First item on the agenda, 1A...
council's response to
the proliferation of illegal so-called community verge gardens.
Unbelievable.
That's five hours of my life I'm never gonna get back. Ha!
Should have seen this lot. I thought MPs were bad.
These guys are a bunch of lunatics.
Rafiq... how are you?
Is that my shirt?
Uh... yeah.
Yeah, Gemma said it was okay.
No worries. Are you gonna be staying with us?
No, no, just for a feed.
Well, you're welcome to.
Long as you don't bring any more trouble into my house.
Don't worry, I won't be sticking around.
I don't care either way. Just don't screw up.
Hello!
Guys?
In here!
- Surprise! - Surprise.
You guys... all right?
- Yes. - Yeah, sure.
Sorry, meant to call.
Kids are in the car. Off to Mark's pizza night.
- See you there. - Oh, you guys are coming as well?
- Would not miss it. - Right.
Hey, I just wanted to ask you, Gem,
if my passport doesn't come through by midnight,
I might need a character reference from a doctor to help the cause.
Of cause.
Oh... of course.
But if you guys are going to Mark's, then I'll just...
- See you there. - Okay. See you there.
Just make sure not to fill up on dinner, eh.
He's... Yeah.
Ha-ha! Yeah.
That was close.
With Kokoda, what's the difference between the track and the trail?
Uh, nothing. They're the same thing.
- Is it long? - Sure is.
Where is Kokoda?
It's in Papua New Guinea.
Is there a Old Guinea?
No.
No, there's not.
Oh, Mark, whatever you do, don't tell Justin about Rafiq.
Why would I do that?
You are terrible at keeping secrets.
No, I'm not!
Baby, you leak like Edward Snowden.
Rubbish.
Awesome! Glasses and a new dress.
Come on, let's try them on.
So, where's Rafiq gonna stay when he leaves your house?
I have no idea.
Hey, thanks for the dresses. You're a life saver.
Oh, they were hand-me-downs.
I've been thinking a bit more about this Kokoda idea.
Yeah?
Well, between the flights and the guides,
the price is actually not too bad.
What idea's this?
Oh, it's nothing really.
Oh! Sounds like it is.
I'll fill you in at home.
Oh, so it is something.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
introducing Angie!
Hey, golden girl. You and Uncle Rafiq, quite the pair.
- Why is that? - Oh...
Both like to, um, draw attention to themselves and crash parties.
Oh.
Hello. Yes, this is Justin.
Hakima, hi.
It's as if Mark has a disease.
The word 'secret' just doesn't compute.
Well, I appreciate that. Thanks for the, ah, after-hours call.
Okay, bye.
Passports?
I'm going to California!
It just takes one good cog in the machine to make a difference.
That's a lie and you know it is.
You owe me money, Jones!
Shut... up!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, mate. Big tough guy, aren't ya?
You almost blinded me!
You know what. You better watch out because I'm coming for you, jerk...
Give me the phone. Give me the phone.
Go outside and calm down. I will deal with it.
Why don't you go back to your own country?
They'll sort you out.
Oh, is that right, Mr Jones?
Listen, that... that boy of yours is real trouble.
Well, Rafiq is no longer your problem.
I am.
You assaulted him. He never laid a hand on you.
And I'm gonna report you to the police.
Goodnight, baby. I'll be up in minute.
Mwah!
- Goodnight, darling. - Night!
Any sign of Rafiq?
I told you he was in trouble. And he'll get in more.
He's probably paying a visit to his boss.
Don't jump to conclusions.
- You need to get to that paint shop. - Gemma, I'm...
- Hey. - Hey.
- Milkshake. - Oh.
Look, my-my car's not turning over. I think it's a battery thing.
- Could I get a jump-start? - In the morning.
Look, I just wanna get out of your hair.
You're not in my hair.
You can crash here tonight.
- We'll sort it out in the morning. - Okay.
Well, of course, Kokoda is a great idea,
but there is a certain amount of danger involved.
Well, it's not exactly uncharted territory, is it?
Here.
I just thought you'd discuss it with me first.
Oh, so it's not that you're upset because I'm going,
it's that you weren't the first to know.
Well, we are in a committed relationship now, aren't we?
Yeah, of course.
That's why I thought it would be nice for you
to tell me about the caesarean you want to have.
So this is my Caesar versus your Kokoda?
No, it's not. It's...
A consult about how our baby's coming into the world
would have been good.
Well, when you put it like that.
Look, we've both been single for a while.
I think we need to reset our lines of communication.
I thought I had. I'm sharing my bathroom, aren't I?
I think Kokoda's a brilliant idea.
Me too.
Could be a piston ring. Do you know what a cylinder is?
Uh, Dad and Justin were the ones under the bonnet.
My thing was always the paint job.
You might want to give Justin a call when he gets back.
Nuh. No, I'm gonna be driving a Beemer
and living in Lux the next time I see him.
Well, with the engine, it's all about timing.
Because if the timing's out, the car doesn't run.
You can't park there.
It's not parked, mate, it's broken down.
It's on my driveway.
It's on the footpath... on Crown land.
I'm sure Her Majesty won't mind
if I borrow three inches of Crown land until it gets fixed.
Unless, of course, you want to be petty about it.
Really petty.
Make sure it's not here next time I do my rounds.
Or I'll find a reason to give you two tickets.
Now, here's an idea.
Why don't you do something useful for the community?
Like shutting down that illegal brothel I was in the other day
that's right next door to a primary school.
Dude!
You were in an illegal brothel?
Brothel might be too strong a word.
Any more thoughts on the trek?
Yeah, I'd love to but it's just too hard with the kids, you know?
Yeah, of course.
Hurry up, Angie! We're gonna miss the plane.
Hey, boys, relax.
Oh, wowee! Are you looking sharp!
Well, well, well, looky here.
Excuse me, Miss Angie, what's going on with your suitcase?
- What, me? - Yes, you.
Let me have a look. Over here, let me see.
Oh, the zip's broken.
Hmm. What's this?
I have to take Mabel, Dad. I just have to.
She's never been on a holiday.
Don't get between Angie and Mabel.
Lewis did say he's got an extra case.
We'll drop by and pick it up, shall we?
Come on, let's go!
In, boys. In the back.
What's he doing here?
Acute dizzy spells and headaches
from an assault at work two days ago.
Why is that?
Nothing.
What are you doing?
Well, I'm a doctor. I'm gonna take care of him.
I've been too dizzy to stand ever since he punched me.
It was a coward punch. Didn't even see it coming.
What are you doing here?
I work here.
What seems to be the trouble?
Your little boy's wild temper, that's the trouble.
One of you will be paying for it.
Well, we're certainly going to do everything that we can
to make sure you're as comfortable as possible.
Good.
You gotta be kidding me.
Rafiq?
Your boss says you punched him and then threw him to the ground.
What? That's crap.
I couldn't see anything so I pushed past him so I could get out.
Whoa, whoa, hang on. What happened?
We... we had an argument and then he shot me with the paint.
What? Like paintball?
No, a spray gun.
Officer, as far as I can understand it,
the bloke was completely fine after the incident.
You knew about this?
Look, that jerk is the one who should be charged.
Why didn't you come forward and report this... painting?
Probably because I knew you cops would act like this.
Why don't we go figure this out down at the station?
Look, if he isn't being charged,
then there's no need to go down to the station, is there?
Okay.
But we've heard enough to believe that you've committed an offence.
So, Rafiq Barami, we're taking you into custody
under arrest for assault.
Okay, come on, mate. Go with the Constable, thanks.
Was that our plane?
No, but we have to leave soon.
This is crap.
I'll go with him. It'll be fine.
I'll call Mark. He can take you to the airport.
- No, I'm coming with you. - What? No!
I'm not leaving you to get arrested while I take a holiday.
I'll be fine, okay. You need to go to the airport.
- Is Uncle Rafi going to jail? - I don't know, baby.
Look, I'm sorry, guys, but we have to stay here for now, okay?
Because Rafiq's in trouble?
No, because we're family and we stick together. All right.
You're gonna miss your flight.
You want to follow us with the kids?
Justin, your flight leaves in a couple of hours.
Have they charged him?
Yeah, but he says he didn't hit him.
Justin found out. He's called off the trip.
What?!
Do you think Rafiq's telling the truth?
My gut says yes.
What's your take on his boss?
Oh... he's lying through his teeth.
Angie was awesome on the radio.
Her confidence, man, I wish I could have some of that.
The old man ruined any chance I had.
Oh, Raf, you can't keep bringing everything back to that.
What?
You know, blaming everything on the old man.
I didn't mean it like that. I was just...
At some point you've got to take responsibility for yourself.
Then let me.
I didn't touch that moron. I was protecting myself.
I know I screwed up before.
You can still get the plane if you leave now.
I'm not going anywhere, mate.
- Are we still going? - Not yet, baby.
Not yet.
Well, I hope you had a stern word to that boy of yours.
Or is he still busy with the police?
I want you to get the cops to drop the charges.
I'm sure you do, Mum, I'm sure you do.
I'm not his mum.
I'm his doctor. I lied.
And I think we both know that you lied too.
Rafiq didn't hit you.
Excuse me?
He's the reason I can't stand.
Well, you seemed to be moving around just fine when I came to visit.
Yeah, I think they call that delayed onset concussion.
Or is it delayed onset panic
that you're about to be charged with poisoning one of your employees?
So you're pretending that he hit you first.
That's bullshit.
And all my workers will testify to it.
Or what? You'll spray-paint them pink?
They'll back me up.
Oh, I'm sure they will.
They are terrified of you.
I think it's time for you to leave before I call the cops on you too.
Okay.
Well, then, maybe I can show them the video I took of you yesterday...
illegally dumping paint down the drain.
Which, according to the Waste Dumping Offence Act
would leave you liable for about $1 million in fines.
Or we could just drop all of this and you can go home.
So you're a lawyer now, are you?
Nuh. I'm a builder's wife.
You've got a phone call to make.
To who?
To the cops.
Any news?
Rafiq's going to jail but we're not going anywhere.
Ah.
I got off.
- Really? - Yeah.
Thanks, mate.
No, no, had nothing to do with me.
Jones grew a conscience. He retracted.
Bro, you gotta go. Get outta here.
All right! Hey, Gold Class to the Golden State.
Let's go. Come on, kids.
I'm gonna hang around and do some paperwork.
- Are you right to drive, Mark? - Yeah, I know a shortcut.
- Yeah, CityLink. - A shorter one.
Look, I'll get the car off your driveway
as soon as I can afford to fix it, I promise.
Mate, you don't need money. You need some time.
Stay a week.
We'll sort the car out and then we'll see where you're at.
I don't... I don't want a handout, though.
Don't worry about that.
Plenty of lawns to be mowed. Plenty of dishes to be washed.
Okay. All right, thanks.
Come on, Dad. Come on!
Come on, Dad, let's go!
- Be good. - Have fun.
- I'll see you soon. - All right.
Catch.
- Are you guys ready? - Yeah!
This is it, the seat of power, right here.
Are you gonna get the big black cape with all the bling
when you become mayor?
Maybe, one day.
You're really doing this.
Well, if you want things to change, you got to change them yourself.
Oh, g'day, mate. Lewis Crabb. Here to run for council.
Yeah, fill out a form and bring it back downstairs.
Well, I'm just saying, if you were craving the touch of a man,
then, you know, you could have let me know.
How long is this gonna go on?
Oh, it's gonna go on and on and on.
- How's Rafiq's car looking? - Yeah.
Might take... some time to pinpoint the exact cause.
That always happens, you know,
you fix one thing and then something else pops up.
Could this be the issue?
Hmm?
Well, it's pretty hard for a car to run
when it's missing some of its parts.
Any idea how it got into the bathroom cabinet?
Beats me.
And you had nothing to do with its removal?
No comment.
Did you have anything to do with
Jones getting the cops to drop the charges?
No comment.
I like the way you do business, Mr Crabb.
That'll be Councillor Crabb soon.
Once the voters have their say.
Excuse me?
Oh, no.
Oh, yes!
Can't we just do 2k's?
You reckon the nashos got to start out on 2k's?
- No. - Oi!
What are you guys doing?
Get off that thing and get on board.
Get on board what?
Kokoda's not gonna walk itself, mate.
Really?
Yes!
Yay.
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