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RICK: Anyway, that's how I
escaped from space prison!
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Oh, scary place.
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Wow, Rick! That's-- That's one--
One heck of a story.
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I sure do wish I could have
been there to see it happen.
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Oh, come on.
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Who wants to watch a mad scientist
use handmade sci-fi tools
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to take out highly trained
alien guards
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when we can sit here
and be a family at Shoney's?
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Dad, it's great to have you back,
no matter where we are,
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but wouldn't you like
to go home?
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Emotionally speaking, honey,
Shoney's is my home.
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Yeah, but you just
got out of prison.
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I mean, how much of a step up
from that is--
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Jerry, get out of the booth,
take all your clothes off,
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and fold yourself 12 times.
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You got it.
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[ Grunting ]
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Six folds, huh?
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W-W-What, have you guys got me
in a Series 9000?
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You cheap insect [bleep] didn't think
I was worth your best equipment?
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[ Chuckles ]
Man, I told the money bugs.
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I said, "You know
who this guy is, right?
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You want me to get intel
out of the smartest mammal
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in the galaxy, you better
give me a decent brainalyzer."
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Well, you might as well
order some pancakes,
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because I don't see the need
to leave this part of my brain.
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Oh, I think you do.
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Eventually, you're either gonna
relax your cerebellum...
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Shoney's...
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or the Series 9000 is
going to turn it into mush.
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[ Farts ] Relaxed enough?
[ Chuckles ]
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I admire you, Rick.
[ Farts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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When I --
[ Farts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Rick, here's --
[ Farts ]
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[ Laughs ]
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What's going on?
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It's hard to tell. He may have
manifested some sort of butt.
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He can do that?
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He is the smartest man
in the universe.
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♪
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Corrections by XhmikosR
Resynced by JeeBs
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Sighs ]
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I tell ya, the Galactic
Federation taking over Earth --
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Best thing that's ever happened
to this family.
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I just got my sixth promotion
this week,
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and I still don't know
what I do.
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Who cares how high
they promote you?
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Everyone just gets paid
in pills.
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Well, when you're not sure
what you do for a living,
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you can make your own rules.
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Summer, show your father
some respect.
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He's pulling down
a six-chewable figure income.
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[ Bottle shatters ]
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I'll get that in a moment.
How are everyone's pills?
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Oh, Morty, you've hardly
touched your pills.
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I kind of had big pills
for lunch, and I
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[muffled] wasn't gonna eat
any more pills.
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[ Gulps ]
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Thank you, Conroy.
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You spoil us, Conroy.
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Grandpa Rick wouldn't put up
with this!
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Stop saying his name!
He abandoned us.
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Willem Dafoe!
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Th-That's the guy I couldn't
think of this morning.
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Don't make my mistake, Summer.
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Don't deify the people
that leave you.
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You'll end up a horse surgeon
in a world controlled by aliens
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whose medicine keeps horses
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[sobs]
healthy forever.
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[ Sniffles ] Horses live longer
than tortoises now.
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Is that what you want
for yourself?
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Maybe I just want you to care
if I run away yelling!
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Who saved room for pill brûlée?
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Ooh!
[ Chuckles ]
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I can see why you chose
this family-friendly restaurant
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to represent your cerebellum.
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So safe, so comfortable,
so Shoney's.
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But admit it, Rick -- you're
going crazy cooped up in here.
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Let's go visit some memories.
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Oh, any particular ones?
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You want to see my first boner,
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or should we go straight
to the moment
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I discovered
interdimensional travel?
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[ Squeals ] Ooh, your little
flappy doodles are twitching.
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Does that mean you're aroused,
or did you just get a signal
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that one of your buddies
found a grape?
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It's arousal.
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Yes, I'd like very much
to visit the memory
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of you inventing
your portal gun.
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Yeah, well, tough titties.
[ Rumbling ]
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There's no tougher titty
than a psychotic break, Rick.
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Well, that depends on who breaks
first -- me or the titty.
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Someone special you remember?
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Is that your memory of her
out there --
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Between where you were on 9/11 and
your favorite sports blooper?
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[ Whooshing ]
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If we stay here, you'll die,
along with all your memories.
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If you take me
where I want to go...
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she'll be there, too,
won't she?
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The day I invented the portal
gun is the day I lost her.
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Oh, that sounds cool.
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I can get what I want
and you can say goodbye.
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[ Sighs ]
Fine, but I'm driving.
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...as an excuse
to strip away our freedom.
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Huh? What are you --
What are you doing?
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Grandpa Rick must have
some secret lab, right?
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With, like, laser guns and
jets packs and a space tank!
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And we can go
break him out of prison!
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Look at these dead flies!
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Maybe if we arrange them
in a certain order,
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it plays a hologram
or it opens a secret door.
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Summer, you're freaking me out.
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I know things have changed
a lot, and I know you miss Rick,
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but getting him back
wouldn't make things better.
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And, you know,
we're not doing so bad.
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We're miserable, Morty!
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There's a mandatory curfew,
their weird calendar made me 47,
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and they weaponized
the Eiffel Tower!
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Hey, I like being 35.
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- I-I can rent a car now.
- Because you suck.
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You've been keeping
your lip zipped about it
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since Grandpa got arrested,
but the fact is,
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you're freaking stoked
to bail on him.
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He bails on everybody!
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He bailed on Mom
when she was a kid!
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He -- He bailed
on tiny planet!
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And in case I never made this clear
to you, Summer, he bailed on you.
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He left you to rot
in a world that he ruined
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because he doesn't care!
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Because nobody's special to him,
Summer, not even himself.
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So, if you really want your
grandpa back, grab a shovel.
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The one that won't let you down
is buried in your backyard!
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You're right!
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What?!
No, I'm not right.
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I-I was using
ghoulish overkill!
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Ghoulish overkill, Summer!
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[ Summer grunting ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Oh, God!
Oh, God!
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Whoa, whoa!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Where are we going?
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To the day it all began...
and ended.
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The moment
that changed everything.
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Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?
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Yeah, I'd like to get
a 10-piece McNugget
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and a bunch
of the Szechuan sauce.
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Like, as much as you're allowed
to give me.
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In 1998, they had this promotion
for the Disney film "Mulan",
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where they --
Where they --
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They created a new sauce
for the McNuggets
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called Szechuan sauce,
and it's delicious!
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And then they got rid of it,
and now it's gone.
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This is the only place we're gonna
be able to try it, is in my memory.
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Rick, you're doing this bit
while your brain is melting.
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Okay.
All right, all right.
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- Is that...
- Me.
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I used to wear blue pants.
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When'd you make the leap
to interdimensional travel?
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I didn't.
I did.
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't us.
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You know the worst part
about inventing teleportation?
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Suddenly, you're able to travel
the whole galaxy,
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and the first thing
you learn is,
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you're the last guy
to invent teleportation.
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Fortunately, you're about to invent
something much more powerful.
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[ Squeals ]
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What?
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Summer, nobody has
to know about that.
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We could put it right back
and pretend we never saw it,
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like we did
with Dad's mannequin leg.
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Fine, stay here.
I'll rescue Grandpa myself.
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- And how are you gonna do that?
- I don't know yet.
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I'll make it up as I go.
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That's what Grandpa Rick does.
That's what heroes do.
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Y-You want to see
what a hero Rick is?
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I-I'll bring you somewhere,
Summer.
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- Um...
- My goodness, children.
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[ Sternly ] Relinquish
the illegal technology
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to the nearest
Federation representative.
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[ Normal voice ] And then
we'll all play Balderdash.
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[ Both whimper, scream ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Farting ]
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♪
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[ Grunts ] Oh, my goodness!
Oh, oh! My goo--
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[ Crackling ]
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Oh, my God.
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I have that exact same top.
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What is this place?
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And what's with
"Hunger Games" Summer?
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That's my sister.
This used to be my home.
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Imagine doing
anything you want,
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then hopping to a timeline
where you never did it.
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Imagine going anywhere,
anytime,
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with nobody able to stop you.
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Sounds lonely.
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Lonely? Dude,
you have yourself --
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Your infinite selves.
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It's a nonstop party where all the
guests are the only person we like.
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You think it's cool
being the smartest man on Earth,
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but once we give you
this technology,
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you become the smartest thing
in every conceivable universe --
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The Infinite Rick, a god.
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Eh, pass.
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Excuse me?
Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.
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Who do you think you are?
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A different kind of Rick,
I guess.
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Well, we'll see how long
that lasts.
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I heard sci-fi noises.
Did you make a breakthrough?
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Sort of.
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I just took
a long look at myself,
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and I don't think this
science thing is gonna pay off.
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Well, why don't I get Beth
and we'll go out for ice cream?
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That, Dianne,
is the last great idea
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that will ever be had
in this garage.
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[ Munching loudly ]
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Good roasted Cronenberg,
I assume.
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Mom, you're looking... feral.
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I can't believe Rick did this.
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These are the parts
of Rick's adventures
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you don't get to see --
The parts he leaves behind.
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All right,
it's been great, guys.
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I really only wanted to stop by
here for a quick "I told ya so".
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- So, uh...
- Looking for this?
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- What are you doing with that?!
- It stinks of Rick.
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No! Why?!
Why would you do that?!
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W-W-What is the matter
with you people?!
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You can never leave.
She cannot remain.
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She stinks of Rick.
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[ All scream ]
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Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
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I'm Morty C-137.
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We detected a compromised
portal gun. Where is your Rick?
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- He's in prison.
- Summer.
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He got captured
by the Federation
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and we were going to
rescue him.
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Very troubling.
We can't risk Citadel secrets
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falling into
the Federation's hands.
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We'll dispatch S.E.A.L.
Team Ricks immediately
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to break into the prison
holding C-137.
245
00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:48,867
- Boo-yah.
- And assassinate him.
246
00:09:48,869 --> 00:09:50,769
Boo-nah?
247
00:09:50,771 --> 00:09:54,573
[ Horn honks ] Come on, girls!
The ice cream's gonna melt.
248
00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:56,541
[ Munching ]
249
00:09:56,543 --> 00:09:58,910
[ Whooshing ]
250
00:09:58,912 --> 00:10:00,846
[ Beeping ]
251
00:10:05,219 --> 00:10:08,954
Nooooooo!
252
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,790
Wow.
This sauce is [bleep] amazing.
253
00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:13,258
You said it was promoting
a movie?
254
00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,726
[ Slurping ]
255
00:11:43,754 --> 00:11:46,288
Carry the three, add a two.
256
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,158
I got it.
I [bleep] got it.
257
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,627
Whoa.
I-Is that it, the portal gun?
258
00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,729
Yeah.
That's the three lines of math
259
00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:57,099
that separates my life as a man
from my life as an unfeeling ghost.
260
00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:58,534
Awesome-possum.
261
00:11:58,536 --> 00:11:59,935
[ Whirring ]
262
00:11:59,937 --> 00:12:01,370
Mission Control,
you getting this?
263
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:04,139
Holy shit, yes!
Yes, we got it! Yeah!
264
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,109
Thanks, Rick. I'll try to remember
to shut off the brainalyzer.
265
00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:09,511
Actually, I think
it shuts off automatically
266
00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:10,913
once your brain is liquid.
267
00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,114
Don't know, don't care.
268
00:12:12,116 --> 00:12:14,016
Pull me out.
269
00:12:14,018 --> 00:12:15,851
Hey, pull me out.
Can you hear me?
270
00:12:15,853 --> 00:12:17,786
- Nope, they cannot.
- Why not?
271
00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:20,722
Because the code you just uploaded
wasn't actually my portal-gun formula,
272
00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:23,559
it was a virus giving me full
control over the brainalyzer.
273
00:12:23,561 --> 00:12:25,227
What are you talking about?
This is a memory.
274
00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:27,129
Y-You can't alter details
of a memory.
275
00:12:27,131 --> 00:12:29,331
True, but you can alter
anything you want
276
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,767
about a totally fabricated
origin story.
277
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,470
It's a trap! Abort!
I'm still in his Shoney's!
278
00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:36,438
Repeat -- we never left
his Shoney's!
279
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,740
Mission accomplished, boys.
Pull me out.
280
00:12:38,742 --> 00:12:39,975
Roger that.
281
00:12:39,977 --> 00:12:41,176
Okay, have fun in what's left
of my brain.
282
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,544
I'm gonna transfer to yours.
283
00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:44,546
Oh, there's not enough room
for all my genius,
284
00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:46,582
so I'm leaving you with
my fear of wicker furniture,
285
00:12:46,584 --> 00:12:48,083
my desire to play the trumpet,
286
00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:49,585
my tentative plans
to purchase a hat,
287
00:12:49,587 --> 00:12:51,253
and six years
of improv workshops.
288
00:12:51,255 --> 00:12:52,621
Comedy comes in threes.
289
00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:54,223
It's a trap! Abort!
We never left his --
290
00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:56,558
[ Farts ]
[ Laughs ]
291
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,494
No!
292
00:13:01,232 --> 00:13:02,464
Another day, another dollar.
293
00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:04,066
Am I great insect creature
or what?!
294
00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,869
Congratulations, Agent.
You'll be highly commended for this.
295
00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:08,937
Always wait for permission
to [burps] feel accomplishment.
296
00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:11,340
That's my motto. One thing
still perplexes me --
297
00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:13,142
Why would Rick Sanchez
turn himself in?
298
00:13:13,144 --> 00:13:15,611
Well, I'm just a dumb-ass bug,
but it's possible Rick knew
299
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:17,379
he'd be interrogated
at this facility,
300
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:20,616
where we not only keep our most
wanted, but our most sensitive data.
301
00:13:20,618 --> 00:13:22,417
Anyone here with level-nine
access could [burps]
302
00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:24,153
I don't know,
collapse a government.
303
00:13:24,155 --> 00:13:25,554
I'm just gonna go take a dump.
304
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,623
Is it cool if I use
the level-nine bathroom?
305
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,058
W-W-What's the level-nine
master access code again?
306
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,594
Oh, that's easy --
8-3...
307
00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:33,629
Yeah!
308
00:13:33,631 --> 00:13:35,297
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
in the house!
309
00:13:35,299 --> 00:13:37,666
[ Screaming ]
310
00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:38,867
Hi, Rick.
311
00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:40,302
Bye, Rick.
312
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,841
D-99, y-you okay?
313
00:13:45,843 --> 00:13:47,276
[ Grunting ]
314
00:13:48,179 --> 00:13:50,579
I'm bummed I didn't get to give
that insect dick a test-drive.
315
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,481
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
T-The Council of Ricks sent us.
316
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,682
We have your Morty and Summer.
317
00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:55,184
They're prisoners
on the Citadel.
318
00:13:55,186 --> 00:13:56,518
Great!
[ Grunts ]
319
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,820
Security breach in room 6755.
320
00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:01,256
Lovely. Not only
is my plan screwed up,
321
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:02,758
I also forgot how to improvise.
322
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,726
All security people approach.
[ Grunts ]
323
00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:05,861
Security breach.
324
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:14,703
A city of Grandpas?
325
00:14:14,705 --> 00:14:16,438
MORTY:
It's the Citadel of Ricks.
326
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,240
All the different Ricks
from all the different realities
327
00:14:18,242 --> 00:14:19,908
got together to hide here
from the government.
328
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:21,677
But if every Rick
hates the government,
329
00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:23,145
why would they hate Grandpa?
330
00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:25,147
Because Ricks hate themselves
the most.
331
00:14:25,149 --> 00:14:27,849
And our Rick
is the most... himself.
332
00:14:27,851 --> 00:14:29,151
Not anymore, homey.
333
00:14:29,153 --> 00:14:30,586
S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
turned his unibrow
334
00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:33,021
into two brows --
With a bullet.
335
00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:34,289
[ Laughter ]
336
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,092
- Your Rick's dead!
- Your Rick's dead!
337
00:14:37,094 --> 00:14:39,294
♪
338
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:42,664
Sir, Rick D-99 is returning
from the mission alone.
339
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:45,734
Apparently, S.E.A.L. Team Ricks
suffered heavy casualties.
340
00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:47,002
Bring him in.
341
00:14:47,004 --> 00:14:49,871
He says he'll only talk to
a Rick with higher clearance.
342
00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:51,607
La-di-da.
Give me that.
343
00:14:51,609 --> 00:14:55,143
D-99, this is the commander in
chief of the Citadel's militia.
344
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,246
Go[burps] --
Good enough.
345
00:14:58,749 --> 00:15:01,750
He's a spy. Blow him up.
I'm gonna go take a shit.
346
00:15:01,752 --> 00:15:05,587
Operating an unregistered portal gun,
radicalizing a Summer,
347
00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:07,256
conspiring with
a traitorous Rick.
348
00:15:07,258 --> 00:15:08,457
How do you plead?
349
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:09,891
How is this a fair trial?
350
00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,393
O-Our lawyer is a Morty.
351
00:15:11,395 --> 00:15:13,695
It's not fair, you have no
rights, and he's not a lawyer.
352
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:15,430
We just keep him here
because he's fun.
353
00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:16,832
Look at him go.
354
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:17,966
[ Laughs ]
Ha ha, yeah!
355
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:20,502
We'll be lenient
if you renounce your Rick.
356
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:21,937
What say you, Summer?
357
00:15:21,939 --> 00:15:23,138
I say [bleep] you!
358
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,740
My grandpa was my hero.
359
00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:26,575
You killed him because
you were jealous of him.
360
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,243
That's pretty obvious
from the haircuts.
361
00:15:28,245 --> 00:15:30,545
So do what you want to me,
but let my brother go.
362
00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:32,180
He already renounced Rick.
363
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,348
Morty?
364
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,783
[ Whispers indistinctly ]
What?
365
00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:37,386
N-No, I don't want to see
your Pog collection.
366
00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:39,755
I don't renounce Rick,
and I never have.
367
00:15:39,757 --> 00:15:42,257
I was just trying
to protect my sister.
368
00:15:42,259 --> 00:15:43,925
I wanted you to have
a normal life.
369
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:45,894
That's something you can't have
when Rick shows up.
370
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:48,697
Everything real turns fake.
Everything right is wrong.
371
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,466
All you know is that you know
nothing and he knows everything.
372
00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:54,236
And, well -- well,
he's not a villain, Summer,
373
00:15:54,238 --> 00:15:55,971
but he shouldn't be your hero.
374
00:15:55,973 --> 00:15:59,308
He's more like a demon
or a super [bleep]up god.
375
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:01,576
Let's not suck the ghost
of his [bleep] too hard.
376
00:16:01,578 --> 00:16:03,111
He was a terrorist,
and now he's dead.
377
00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:05,080
Oh, yeah? If you think
my Rick's dead, he's alive.
378
00:16:05,082 --> 00:16:07,249
And if you think you're safe,
he's coming for you!
379
00:16:07,251 --> 00:16:09,351
[ All grumbling ]
380
00:16:12,056 --> 00:16:13,522
[ Whistling ]
381
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,057
Hey, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing in here?
382
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:17,559
This area's for teleporting
the entire Citadel
383
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,195
to somewhere else
using only buttons and dials.
384
00:16:20,197 --> 00:16:21,830
Yeah, well, it's a bad idea
385
00:16:21,832 --> 00:16:24,700
to have it designed
that way then, isn't it?
386
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:27,669
[ Whirring ]
387
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:31,740
[ Screaming ]
What the [bleep]?!
388
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,309
We just teleported into
a galactic federal prison.
389
00:16:34,311 --> 00:16:36,812
I'm gonna go take a shit.
[ Alarm blaring ]
390
00:16:36,814 --> 00:16:38,246
LAWYER MORTY:
Order in the court!
391
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,048
Whoa! What the hell?!
Oh, my God!
392
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,883
[ Screaming ]
393
00:16:43,721 --> 00:16:45,587
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no!
394
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:51,226
Whoa!
[ Screaming ]
395
00:16:51,228 --> 00:16:52,728
Whoa!
396
00:16:59,336 --> 00:17:03,472
The Citadel's been teleported
to [burps] Federation space.
397
00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:06,007
It's doomed.
This has to be C-137, you guys.
398
00:17:06,009 --> 00:17:07,743
- What are we gonna do?!
- You know he's coming for us.
399
00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:09,978
All right, calm down!
We have his Summer as a hostage.
400
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,113
Obviously, I get her.
401
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:13,648
You guys play Rick, Laser,
Scissors for the Morty.
402
00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:18,253
- W-W-What the hell is that?
- Payback.
403
00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:20,822
[ Screaming ]
404
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:22,357
Grandpa Rick!
405
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:23,959
- Duh!
- You're alive!
406
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:24,536
Rick!
407
00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:27,061
Morty, take this.
You're gonna need it later.
408
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:32,501
- Hold on, hold on.
- Whoa!
409
00:17:32,503 --> 00:17:34,136
COUNCIL MEMBER:
That's enough, Rick.
410
00:17:34,138 --> 00:17:35,904
What -- What's this
supposed to accomplish?
411
00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:37,906
We have infinite grandkids.
412
00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:39,875
You're trying to use Disney bucks
at a Caesar's Palace here.
413
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:42,477
That's a bluff.
He's bluffing, sir. He loves me.
414
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,013
You're a rogue Rick --
Irrational, passionate.
415
00:17:45,015 --> 00:17:47,716
You love your grandkids.
You came to rescue them.
416
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,551
I came to kill you, bro.
417
00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:51,086
That's not even
my original Summer.
418
00:17:51,088 --> 00:17:52,921
Oh, my God. He's not bluffing.
He's not bluffing!
419
00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:54,890
- R-Rick?
- Why not shoot through her?
420
00:17:54,892 --> 00:17:57,159
20 yards, nine-gauge
plasma pistol,
421
00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:59,594
My first shot would liquify
her insides and injure you,
422
00:17:59,596 --> 00:18:01,263
second shot adds recoil.
423
00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:03,465
The risk to me is minimized
if I wait for you to shoot her,
424
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:04,866
which I'm encouraging
you to do.
425
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,435
- What the [bleep]?!
- Or let her go,
426
00:18:06,437 --> 00:18:08,203
which I will reward
with a quicker death.
427
00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:09,805
Because you love her!
428
00:18:09,807 --> 00:18:12,541
Because it's incentive for you
to give me my cleanest shot,
429
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,209
which will be your
least painful death.
430
00:18:14,211 --> 00:18:16,711
But if you want to die slower
than that, I'm super into it.
431
00:18:16,713 --> 00:18:18,713
All you got to do to get
that started is kill the girl.
432
00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:21,082
- I hate you!
- Not an issue, sweetie.
433
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:22,951
That's enough!
Drop the gun, Rick!
434
00:18:22,953 --> 00:18:24,820
Morty, I know you're too stupid
to get this,
435
00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:26,488
but you're really [bleep]
this up right now.
436
00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:29,024
I'm not letting you let my
sister die! Drop the gun!
437
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,026
I wasn't gonna let her die,
you [bleep] moron!
438
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,194
- Ha!
- Aww.
439
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:33,862
The point is he thought
I was going to.
440
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,263
I totally did, by the way.
441
00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:38,033
- You're a [bleep] moron, Morty.
- Morty, you [bleep] idiot!
442
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,734
You're a serious
[bleep] idiot, Morty!
443
00:18:39,736 --> 00:18:41,303
You basically killed us all!
444
00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:42,938
- You're the worst!
- You're as dumb as a bag of sand.
445
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:47,275
[ All yelling ]
446
00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:48,844
[ Screaming ]
447
00:18:48,846 --> 00:18:50,479
Who's stupid now, bitch?!
448
00:18:50,481 --> 00:18:52,514
Morty, we just got him back!
449
00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:53,849
[ Laughs ]
450
00:18:53,851 --> 00:18:55,250
That was amazing, Morty.
451
00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:56,618
Oh, my God.
Wow.
452
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,953
Okay, let's wrap this...
453
00:18:59,656 --> 00:19:01,356
Good job, Morty.
Let's go, kids.
454
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:02,691
What?!
What happened?
455
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:04,426
Oldest Rick trick in the book.
456
00:19:04,428 --> 00:19:06,528
"Fake gun,
shoot me in standoff."
457
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,796
- Brilliant.
- Ha, yeah.
458
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:10,332
G-Good thing I saw that note.
459
00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:13,368
♪
460
00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:18,373
Can't we just portal home?
461
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,108
Not until I finish
what I started.
462
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,546
And that is how you get level-nine
access without a password.
463
00:19:24,548 --> 00:19:26,281
Freeze!
464
00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:28,149
Employee of the month,
ladies and gentlemen.
465
00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,252
So, what are you doing
with level-nine access anyways?
466
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:33,054
- Destroying the [burps] galactic government.
- Awesome!
467
00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:35,123
Are you going to set all their
nukes to target each other?
468
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,925
Ooh, or -- or reprogram
their military portals
469
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,593
to disintegrate
their entire space fleet?
470
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,629
Good pitches, kids.
I'm almost proud.
471
00:19:40,631 --> 00:19:42,931
But watch closely as Grandpa
topples an empire
472
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:46,267
by changing a one...
to a zero.
473
00:19:49,072 --> 00:19:51,673
Mr. President, the Blemflarck's
value just dropped to nothing.
474
00:19:51,675 --> 00:19:52,509
What do you mean?
475
00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:55,010
I mean, our single
centralized galactic currency
476
00:19:55,012 --> 00:19:58,813
just went from being worth one
of itself to zero of itself.
477
00:19:58,815 --> 00:20:00,682
[ Panicked murmuring ]
Calm down, people.
478
00:20:00,684 --> 00:20:03,051
Deploy the galactic militia
and declare martial law.
479
00:20:03,053 --> 00:20:04,052
Yes, sir.
480
00:20:04,054 --> 00:20:05,921
Uh, what should I
pay them with?
481
00:20:05,923 --> 00:20:08,823
Their payment is the honor
they'll feel to serve their --
482
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:10,825
Wait. Who's paying me
to yell at this guy?
483
00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:13,261
I can answer that --
For money.
484
00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:14,763
I never thought I'd live to see
this day. [ Panicked murmuring ]
485
00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:16,131
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
gentlemen!
486
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,600
There's a solution here
you're not seeing.
487
00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:23,805
- Give me your jacket!
- Give me those pants!
488
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,141
[ Indistinct shouting ]
489
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,611
[ Indistinct shouting ]
490
00:20:29,613 --> 00:20:31,846
INSECTOID EMPLOYEE: There's
no rich people or poor people!
491
00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:33,582
I want more jackets!
492
00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:36,284
He who controls the pants
controls the galaxy!
493
00:20:36,286 --> 00:20:38,687
[ Whimpering ]
494
00:20:41,091 --> 00:20:42,524
[ Gasps ]
495
00:20:45,429 --> 00:20:47,062
[ Whimpering ]
496
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:54,703
No longer will the insects
have domain over surface world!
497
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:02,577
[ Whimpering ]
498
00:21:02,579 --> 00:21:04,879
Jerry, what the hell
is happening?!
499
00:21:04,881 --> 00:21:06,982
The galactic government
collapsed.
500
00:21:06,984 --> 00:21:08,216
Are you okay?
501
00:21:08,218 --> 00:21:09,884
Look, I-I'm not proud to share
this, but the truth is,
502
00:21:09,886 --> 00:21:11,653
I just kept crawling,
and it kept working.
503
00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:13,455
[ Gasps ]
Oh, I'm glad you're okay.
504
00:21:13,457 --> 00:21:17,525
Are we ever going to stop paying
for indulging your father?
505
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,428
Our children, our planet,
our jobs?
506
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:21,896
Is there anything left to lose?
507
00:21:21,898 --> 00:21:24,265
Just each other,
and I'll never let you go.
508
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:27,369
And I'm so sorry
I ever did this to us.
509
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,238
Guess who dismantled
the government?
510
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,207
- Please don't leave me again.
- I never will, baby.
511
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:34,175
I was right.
He turned himself in on purpose.
512
00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:35,577
It was all part of his plan!
513
00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:37,145
Jerry, is there any
light beer left?
514
00:21:37,147 --> 00:21:38,913
It's insane what you miss
in prison.
515
00:21:38,915 --> 00:21:40,915
Um... okay.
No.
516
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:43,018
No, no, no.
Foot down time.
517
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,619
No, you're right.
Where's the vodka?
518
00:21:44,621 --> 00:21:46,855
Beth, it's him or me!
519
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:52,727
Seems like you guys
need some privacy.
520
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,030
I'll, uh --
I'll be in the garage.
521
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,468
What the [bleep]!
Not cool, Jerry!
522
00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:04,272
A man's garage is his castle.
523
00:22:04,274 --> 00:22:05,173
[ Beeps ]
524
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:13,682
Jerry's going to...
spend some time...
525
00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:14,949
divorced.
526
00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:16,651
Oh, I-I'm sorry
to hear that, sweetie.
527
00:22:16,653 --> 00:22:18,053
I hope I had nothing
to do with that.
528
00:22:18,055 --> 00:22:20,822
Oh, God, Dad, that is not
your burden to bear.
529
00:22:20,824 --> 00:22:23,658
I feel terrible
that I misjudged you.
530
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,460
This is gonna be good for Jerry.
531
00:22:25,462 --> 00:22:27,395
- For everybody.
- For everybody.
532
00:22:27,397 --> 00:22:28,630
[ Text whooshes ]
533
00:22:28,632 --> 00:22:30,565
I better tend to Jerry
534
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:33,201
before he changes his mind
and doesn't move out.
535
00:22:33,203 --> 00:22:35,570
I will leave you two
to your adventures.
536
00:22:35,572 --> 00:22:37,272
Oh, my God.
Nancy says
537
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,774
they're drawing and quartering
aliens in the school courtyard,
538
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,077
and it technically counts
as patriotism.
539
00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:45,013
Geez! Are my parents seriously
gonna get divorced?
540
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,448
All right, Rick,
I'm gonna go to my --
541
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:48,283
Not so fast, Morty.
You heard your mom.
542
00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:50,852
We've got adventures to go on,
Morty -- just you and me --
543
00:22:50,854 --> 00:22:52,921
And sometimes your sister
and sometimes your mom,
544
00:22:52,923 --> 00:22:54,422
but never your dad.
545
00:22:54,424 --> 00:22:55,924
You want to know why, Morty?
Because he crossed me.
546
00:22:55,926 --> 00:22:57,759
Okay, take it easy, Rick.
T-T-That's dark.
547
00:22:57,761 --> 00:22:59,227
Oh, it gets darker, Morty.
548
00:22:59,229 --> 00:23:01,196
Welcome to the darkest year
of our adventures.
549
00:23:01,198 --> 00:23:03,732
First thing that's different --
No more Dad, Morty.
550
00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:05,266
He threatened to turn me in
to the government,
551
00:23:05,268 --> 00:23:07,335
so I made him
and the government go away.
552
00:23:07,337 --> 00:23:08,603
Oh [bleep]!
553
00:23:08,605 --> 00:23:10,972
I've rep[burps]laced them both
as the de facto patriarch
554
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,707
of your family
and your universe.
555
00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:14,609
Your mom wouldn't have
accepted me if I came home...
556
00:23:14,611 --> 00:23:16,177
...without you
and your sister,
557
00:23:16,179 --> 00:23:18,012
so now you know the real
reason I rescued you.
558
00:23:18,014 --> 00:23:19,581
I just took over the family,
Morty, and if you tell your mom...
559
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,716
or sister I said any of this,
I'll deny it,
560
00:23:21,718 --> 00:23:23,251
You're gonna deny it and they'll take
my side because I'm a hero, Morty.
561
00:23:23,253 --> 00:23:24,753
And now you're gonna
have to go...
562
00:23:24,755 --> 00:23:26,421
...and do whatever I say,
Morty, forever!
563
00:23:26,423 --> 00:23:28,323
And I'll -- I'll go out
and I'll find some more of that
564
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:31,426
"Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki
dipping sauce, Morty.
565
00:23:31,428 --> 00:23:32,191
What are you talking about?
566
00:23:32,215 --> 00:23:33,828
Because that's that's what
this is all about, Morty.
567
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,430
- Szechuan?
- That's my one-armed man!
568
00:23:35,432 --> 00:23:37,565
I'm not driven by avenging
my dead family, Morty!
569
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:38,867
That was fake.
570
00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:40,401
I-I-I'm driven by finding
that McNugget sauce.
571
00:23:40,403 --> 00:23:42,704
I want that "Mulan"
McNugget sauce, Morty!
572
00:23:42,706 --> 00:23:44,005
- That's my series arc, Morty.
- What the hell?
573
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:46,307
If it takes nine seasons,
574
00:23:46,309 --> 00:23:48,943
I want my McNugget dipping
sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty.
575
00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:50,879
That's what's gonna take us all
the way to the end, Morty.
576
00:23:50,881 --> 00:23:52,480
Season -- Nine more
seasons, Morty.
577
00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:54,916
Nine more seasons until I get
that dipping Szechuan sauce.
578
00:23:54,918 --> 00:23:56,885
- What is that?!
- For 97 more years, Morty!
579
00:23:56,887 --> 00:23:58,086
What are you talking about?!
580
00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,754
I want that McNugget sauce,
Morty!
581
00:23:59,756 --> 00:24:02,357
♪
582
00:24:02,381 --> 00:24:08,381
Corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com
583
00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:36,157
Is it ready?
584
00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:37,725
Yes.
We can bring it online now.
585
00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,127
Do it.
586
00:24:42,465 --> 00:24:45,233
I am Phoenix Person.
587
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:47,268
Phoenix Person?
Is that what we settled on?
588
00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:49,270
I thought we all agreed
on Cyber Bird.
589
00:24:49,272 --> 00:24:50,972
You said you didn't care
what he was called
590
00:24:50,974 --> 00:24:52,507
as long as we brought him back.
591
00:24:52,509 --> 00:24:53,975
Yeah, but Phoenix Person?
592
00:24:53,977 --> 00:24:55,577
Fine [bleep] it.
Who cares?
593
00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:56,811
[ Grunts ]
594
00:24:56,813 --> 00:24:58,780
Ka-kaw!