"TV Knight 2"
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Hello, the people,
and welcome back to the show.
So, let me get this straight, you're telling me
if I eat one of these emotion cookies
I'll feel the same emotion that's on the cookie?
That is absolutely the correct!
Allow me to demonstrate.
I will take this tears of joy emotion cookie,
eat it, and experience the tears of joy.
The delicious!
What?! That was insane!
- Mind if I try one? - Be the guest.
Oh, boy, let me see.
- Well, this one looks good. - Ooh, the super happy!
The good choice.
Mmm, ooh!
How do you feel?
I feel really, really happy! This is amazing!
Oh, man, I've got to try another one!
Let's get a good one. Oh, man.
I can't decide, I'm just going to eat them all!
- Wait, you are not supposed to mix the cookies... - Too late!
It's crunch time, baby!
Oh, no.
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
I hate you!
I love you.
I'm sorry!
Nice baby music.
Oh, snap, these fools think we're soft.
Hey, Beat Box, I think it's time we go hard.
- # Hard! # - # Just like an algebra test #
- # Hard # - # Just like a silverback's chest #
- # Hard # - # Just like a dungeon quest #
- # Hard # - # Just like a really wack house guest #
Boom! How's that? Is that hard enough?
Oh, you think we should go harder, huh?
- # Hard # - # Just like a whole face tattoo #
- # Hard # - # Just like a master of jiu-jitsu #
- # Hard # - # Just like catching the stomach flu #
- # Hard # - I'm hard.
♪ Yes, we're harder than you ♪
Man, that was redonculously hard.
♪ We ain't got to keep this on the low ♪
♪ Don't do it fast we can take it slow ♪
♪ Show you things that you ain't seen before ♪
♪ Before you go you ought to know ♪
♪ I won't be catching villains ♪
♪ Oh, she got me catching villains ♪
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
♪ I can't be catching villains ♪
♪ Oh, she got me catching villains ♪
# Oh, no, no #
♪ Pull up, pull up, pull up ♪
♪ Now we cruisin' in the ranch ♪
♪ She just couldn't wait to get out ♪
♪ She texting all of her friends ♪
♪ Like look at the whip that we in ♪
♪ We cooling for the weekend ♪
♪ Dropping the top and then we out ♪
♪ We do this every season ♪
♪ Sun shades on a sunny day ♪
♪ Doing 80 and we're switching lanes ♪
♪ Just keep it cool and chilling with the bae ♪
♪ Don't call my phone not hearing what you say ♪
♪ Oh, what you say ♪
♪ We ain't got to keep this on the low ♪
♪ Don't do it fast we can take it slow ♪
♪ Show you things that you ain't seen before ♪
♪ Before you go you ought to know ♪
♪ I won't be catching villains ♪
# Oh, no, no #
♪ Well, she got me catching villains ♪
# Oh, no, no #
♪ Straight bugging I be bugging ♪
♪ I be bugging on the beat ♪
♪ Got a lot of hotter rhymes that they're loving in the street ♪
♪ I spit fire like I downed 55 habaneros ♪
♪ Skills for days more like months ♪
♪ Making pay or dineros ♪
♪ Getting crazy getting freaky ♪
♪ On the beat you don't believe me ♪
♪ I'm amazing I'm a tiki torch that's beating ♪
♪ Getting flaming bugging is what I do ♪
♪ When I'm paid in full for entertainment ♪
♪ Ya'll be loving what I do I act a fool and get my payment ♪
♪ So watch me ride a beat like I'm at a rodeo ♪
♪ Bucking bronco going gonzo but he can't throw me, though ♪
♪ I'm nice and sweet like ice cream ♪
♪ I like when people like me ♪
♪ If you spite me you might see a side that's really feisty ♪
♪ Making stacks and taking racks ♪
♪ I'm racking up the dolo ♪
♪ The Federal Reserve has to print me even mo' mo' ♪
♪ It ain't about the money it's just about the funny ♪
♪ I love to bug out on the beat and get hoss on my honey ♪
♪ Straight buggin' ♪
Robin and Robin is taped in front of a live studio audience.
All right, one last check.
Come on, handsome, let's do this thing!
Oh, I can't go out looking like this.
I look like a buffoon!
She's never going to go out with me now!
It's hopeless.
Or maybe it isn't.
You know I'll always have your back, buddy.
And there's one thing I can teach you.
- Oh, what's that? - Confidence, bro.
"Confidence, bro?"
Confidence, bro!
Look at this suit. This isn't you.
You want to get to this girl's heart, you got to be you!
Even with my tuna fish breath?
That's why we're taking her for sushi!
And even with my freakish baby hands?
Those hands are non-threatening.
Plus, they're adorable!
Oh, what about the fact that I have a miniature version of myself
growing out of my eye socket?
Look, Big R, being true to yourself is the only way to live your life.
People call them imperfections,
but the truth is they make us who we are.
Aw!
I... I still don't know if I'm ready.
That's why I'm coming with you.
Okay.
Go get 'em, tiger!
Hi!
Okay, next time go with the tuxedo.
Shh!
Ugh, the baby rain cloud is ruining our cotton candy crops.
If this rain keeps up, we're going to lose our
entire season's worth.
If only there were somebody here to help us.
- Yes! - Raven, thank goodness you're here.
This baby rain cloud is flooding our cotton candy field.
Please, you've got to help make him stop!
I've got this.
Um, excuse me.
Excuse me. Hello? Hey, big guy, over here!
- Oh, pardon me, I couldn't stop laughing. - Yeah, I can see that.
Well, it's kind of raining a lot over here.
- So if you could just... - I'm just a happy little rain cloud.
Yeah, great. You're making a mess. Stop!
Well, that's not a very nice thing to say.
And you forgot to say "please".
Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
Hi, my name is Raven. What's yours?
Christopher. Christopher the rain cloud.
Cool. Now, could you please
stop raining over our cotton candy field?!
But I'm a rain cloud and this is what I do.
What's the matter? You don't like the rain?
No, look! The rain is making the crops soggy.
Oh, jeepers, I can fix that.
Let me just get some of this out of my belly.
Here, try it.
Hmm. This is the best cotton candy I've ever had!
It's delicious!
Oh, so glad! Now let me go fix the rest.
Whaaat!
- Yay! - Yes!
Whoo!
- Christopher! - Sorry!
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