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Why are they making
four more Avatar movies?
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It's not like the first one
is even that good.
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What are you talking about?
You love that movie.
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You even went as Avatar
for Halloween.
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I remember. That was
not a lot of clothes.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm, uh, I'm running
a special today, uh,
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buy something, keep having
a comic book store to come to.
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This is awkward.
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I was actually gonna
return this.
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What's wrong with it?
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I-I finished it.
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Speaking of something
I find interesting,
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did anyone read that article
about Bitcoin I sent you?
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Yeah, I can't believe
a single Bitcoin
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is worth about $5,000 now.
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Wait, didn't we mine some
a few years ago?
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It was seven years ago.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that.
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Really? All I can remember
from seven years ago
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is I couldn't get Kesha's
"Tik Tok" out of my head.
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♪ Tik Tok, on the clock... ♪
Whoa, welcome home, Kesha.
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No, we-we definitely mined some.
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I-I remember sitting in your
bedroom and writing the program.
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I think we ended up
with a bunch of it.
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Wow, and at, like,
$5,000 apiece, that's...
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Sounds like a lot of money,
which we agreed to share
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'cause I-I was totally there.
I remember now.
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I can't believe
we forgot about it.
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It's not that surprising.
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They were basically worthless
when we got them.
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I wish I knew
how much we had.
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Sheldon,
you must remember.
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Of course I do.
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Oh, yeah, he and I
totally remember.
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You tell them, Sheldon.
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I can't believe you haven't
seen Avatar yet.
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What is wrong with you?
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Penny and I just started dating,
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and you know
I don't like big crowds.
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Because you're afraid Penny will
leave you for someone in them?
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Terrified.
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Yes, instead of going out,
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they just stay home
and have constant coitus.
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Well, I didn't want to say it,
but I-I do like to hear it.
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Yes, Ma, I'll be
home for dinner.
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No, I'm not ruining
my appetite with candy.
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Oh, we're having brisket?
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(spits)
Be home at 6:00.
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Maybe we should double date.
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I'll bring Penny
and you can bring your mom.
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Oh, make your jokes,
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but my date started
a savings account for me.
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Did yours?
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Hey, you guys.
OTHERS: Hey.
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Oh, Stuart, good.
I was wondering,
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will you be accepting Bitcoin?
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Well, I don't know what that is,
but it's got "coin" in it,
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and my cash register doesn't,
so... yeah.
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Wait, what's Bitcoin?
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It's a new online currency
that's been developed.
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Uh, it's just like
actual money,
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except you can't see it, hold
it, or spend it on anything.
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Sounds like the kind of money
I'm familiar with.
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If it's not tangible,
how do you know
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it's not just gonna
vanish tomorrow?
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Really? You're dating Penny, and
you're gonna poke at something
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that could vanish tomorrow?
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I'll buy some Bitcoin.
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I just came into
a little extra money
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when my dad raised my allowance.
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You don't have
to buy Bitcoin.
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You can mine it.
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Mine it?
Like, mining gold?
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Sort of.
There's a limited amount,
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and we find it,
not by tunneling into the earth,
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but by using a computer to solve
complex mathematical problems.
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So let me get this straight.
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We have to write
an elaborate program
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in order to find a fake coin
that we can't spend on anything?
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Yes.
That sounds fun.
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Yeah, I'm in.
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LEONARD:
Staying up late,
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writing code,
it sounds like a party.
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Hey, Stuart.
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You want to mine
some Bitcoin with us?
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We'll write the program,
you bring the snacks?
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Too rich for my blood.
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All right, so just
the four of us.
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Before we begin,
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this may have some
unprecedented tax implications.
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In fact, we should start
early 'cause we are gonna be
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on the phone with
the IRS for hours.
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(gasps) Did anybody else
just get goose bumps?
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Great, so just the three of us.
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Oh, yeah.
We did it without you.
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And do you remember
what happened next?
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Your mom called my mom
and said we were being mean?
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And after that?
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You said that someday
we'd regret this.
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And do you know
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what today is?
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The day we found out we're rich
and none of it is yours?
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(laughter, whooping)
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Yeah, that's right!
Up top!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 11x09 ♪
The Bitcoin Entanglement
Original Air Dat
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Okay, this is the laptop
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I was using in 2010.
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The Bitcoin
must be on here.
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So what are you gonna do
with your share of the money?
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Uh, well,
as a responsible adult,
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I'll put that money into a CD,
wait for that CD to mature,
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and then buy a tiger.
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How about you?
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Oh, that depends on
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whether I tell
Bernadette or not.
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BERNADETTE:
Howard, I can hear you.
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The baby monitor is on.
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I know. I was joking.
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I'm gonna put it
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in a college fund.
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All right, all booted up.
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Wow, I-I knew you
were single back then,
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but that is
a lot of porn...
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Science!
A lot of science.
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Wow, you were really
into Asian science.
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I don't see the Bitcoin on here.
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Hey, maybe it's in
that folder marked
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"Private and Confidential."
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BERNADETTE:
It's not!
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Okay, the program
is almost ready to run.
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Mining for coins
sounds so manly.
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Ooh, we should sing
a mining song.
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Do you know a mining song?
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I don't know.
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Does "Tik Tok"
by Kesha count?
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Because it has tunneled
its way into my heart.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard, what's going on?!
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Are you boys roughhousing?!
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No, we're not roughhousing!
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We're scientists!
Scientists don't roughhouse!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Excuse me, Mr. Grown-up.
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Aw, man,
what happened?
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It crashed.
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It's been doing that lately.
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I think it's got a virus
from all the...
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music I've been downloading.
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What kind of music?
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Mostly Asian.
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Some oldies.
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Well, we can
use my laptop.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard, I made cookies
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for you and your little friends!
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They're not my little friends,
and we don't want cookies!
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Actually, a cookie sounds good.
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All right, we'll have cookies!
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Thank you very much!
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That's right.
It must be on my old laptop.
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Well, let's go.
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Hey, Bernie, you mind if
I run to Leonard's and...
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BERNADETTE:
Get a laptop full of money?
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Why are you still here?!
Go, go, go!
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So, how's the wedding
planning going?
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Great.
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Although, we're having trouble
agreeing on a location.
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I thought you were looking
at a cliff on the beach.
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We were, but Sheldon
didn't like any of them.
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Some were too beachy,
some were too cliffy.
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And all of them
were too outsidey.
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Well, weddings aren't
about the location.
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They're about standing up in
front of your family and friends
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and promising that Sheldon
will never move back in here.
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Hi.
PENNY: Hey.
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What are you guys doing?
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Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin
on an old laptop,
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and it could be worth,
like, a lot of money.
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What-- You're kidding.
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No. We-we could be
sitting on a fortune.
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Okay, let the record show,
I did not marry you for money,
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but you just got
way more attractive.
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Damn it,
it's not in here.
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If only you had someone around
with an eidetic memory.
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I bet they would know
what happened to it.
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If you know, just tell us.
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Excuse me, but if I recall
from seven years ago,
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you don't want me
to be a part of this.
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Sheldon,
you can't still be mad.
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Oh, please.
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I have grudges that
go back to preschool.
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Someday, I'm gonna find
a grown-up Elaine Dwyer
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and eat her favorite crayon
while she watches.
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Is that why there's an
Elaine Dwyer on our guest list?
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Yes.
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That night, I'm going to have
the first dance
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and the last laugh.
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Sheldon, please.
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Should I be the bigger man?
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I think you should.
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(snorts)
Oh, why'd I ask you?
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Hey there, pretty lady.
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I'm not waiting
on your table for you.
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Come on,
this one is so annoying.
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Excuse me, waitress.
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You guys ready
to order?
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Can you take
our picture, please?
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Oh, sure.
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Smile!
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Perfect.
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Thank you.
You may go now.
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It was nice to meet you,
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and I mean that politely,
not sincerely.
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What was that?
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I need to prove to my mother
that I'm on a date.
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If she thinks
I faked the picture,
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I might need you as a witness.
What's your name?
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Bernadette.
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PENNY:
Hey, sweetie.
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Hey.
Everybody good?
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- Yeah. - Fine.
- Sure.
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You don't have to whisper,
you can just nod your head.
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Or you could just speak.
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You having a good day?
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No, I missed an audition
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because my computer broke,
and I didn't get the e-mail.
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Would've been
a perfect part for me.
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Was it waitress
who ignores her customers?
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Because that's the role
you were born to play.
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Shut up and eat your burger.
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Actually, it's a turkey club.
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Didn't you order a burger?
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I did, and yet here we are.
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You know what,
if you need a computer,
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you can use my laptop.
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Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not
gonna take your computer.
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Oh, it's fine.
I-I'm getting a new one anyway.
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Are you sure?
SHELDON: Don't be silly.
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He's desperate
to hold on to you.
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You can get anything out of him.
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His car, his watch...
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00:10:24,504 --> 00:10:26,637
Maybe a kidney.
You already have his testicles.
251
00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,706
You can start a collection.
252
00:10:30,276 --> 00:10:32,810
Oh, my God, that's right.
You gave me your laptop.
253
00:10:32,812 --> 00:10:34,044
That was so sweet.
254
00:10:34,046 --> 00:10:35,579
So you know where it is?
Of course.
255
00:10:35,581 --> 00:10:36,914
- All right! - Yes!
- Great!
256
00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:38,182
I gave it to
my ex-boyfriend Zack.
257
00:10:38,184 --> 00:10:40,417
- Come on! - Why?!
- No!
258
00:10:44,719 --> 00:10:46,285
PENNY: Okay, Zack,
thank you so much.
259
00:10:46,287 --> 00:10:47,319
We'll be right over.
260
00:10:47,321 --> 00:10:48,954
He still has it.
261
00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:51,824
I can't believe you took
a gift from me
262
00:10:51,826 --> 00:10:53,359
and gave it to another man.
263
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,894
SHELDON:
Really?
264
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,962
Of all the things she's given
to other men,
265
00:10:56,964 --> 00:10:58,464
that's what you're
concerned about?
266
00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:02,868
Please don't make
a big deal about this.
267
00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,438
It was a long time ago,
we were broken up.
268
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,605
Which breakup was that?
269
00:11:06,607 --> 00:11:08,974
Was that the Saint
Valentine's Day Massacre?
270
00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:11,043
No, no.
271
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,512
This might've been during
the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon.
272
00:11:14,415 --> 00:11:15,848
You have names for our breakups?
273
00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:18,617
Well, they would really
blur together if we didn't.
274
00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:21,487
The Comic-Con breakup's
easy to remember
275
00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:25,157
because Leonard
was the saddest Pikachu.
276
00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:27,560
Right, and he wiped his nose
on your cape,
277
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,962
and then you were
the saddest Darth Vader.
278
00:11:31,866 --> 00:11:35,100
You know, Penny and I aren't
the only ones who've broken up.
279
00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:36,635
So did Howard and Bernadette.
280
00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:41,073
Uh, not to brag, but all
my breakups have lasted.
281
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:44,944
I'm so sorry to hear
about you and Howard.
282
00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:47,179
Thanks. I just
didn't think he was
283
00:11:47,181 --> 00:11:49,849
the kind of guy who would be
doing weird stuff online.
284
00:11:49,851 --> 00:11:53,252
Really? Wow, I thought
it was so obvious, but okay.
285
00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:56,689
Look, I know it's hard,
but I think the best thing
286
00:11:56,691 --> 00:11:58,824
to do after a breakup
is to take some time
287
00:11:58,826 --> 00:11:59,859
and be by yourself.
288
00:11:59,861 --> 00:12:02,261
Yeah, that's healthy.
289
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,429
Hey, babe,
ready to go?
290
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,498
Do as I say, not as I do.
291
00:12:09,203 --> 00:12:11,871
I cannot believe you're mad.
292
00:12:11,873 --> 00:12:12,972
I'm not mad.
293
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:15,274
Oh, really?
Tell that to your eyebrows.
294
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:19,111
Bet I could place a
quarter between them,
295
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,914
and it would
just stay there.
296
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:24,083
Fine, I'm mad.
297
00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:26,685
I guess I was more upset
by our breakup than you.
298
00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,787
That is not true.
Of course I was upset.
299
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,955
Didn't seem like it.
300
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,357
You started dating the first
301
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,559
tall, handsome hunk
you could find.
302
00:12:33,561 --> 00:12:34,860
I'm sorry,
303
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:39,865
are you mad that I dated Zack
or that you didn't?
304
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,572
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hey, Zack.
305
00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,941
So good to see you guys.
306
00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:51,844
Man, we should
do this more often.
307
00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,246
Come over to get laptops
back from you?
308
00:12:54,248 --> 00:12:55,614
Totally.
309
00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:58,284
So do you have it?
310
00:12:58,286 --> 00:13:00,386
Of course I do.
Penny gave it to me as a gift.
311
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,221
You don't get rid
of something like that.
312
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,826
Huh.
313
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,062
All right, I'm sorry
I gave away your stupid laptop.
314
00:13:10,064 --> 00:13:12,932
You should be. We were broken
up for, like, five minutes.
315
00:13:12,934 --> 00:13:13,899
Are you guys fighting?
316
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,067
Yeah.
No.
317
00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:16,235
Are you fighting about
318
00:13:16,237 --> 00:13:17,503
whether or not you're fighting?
319
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,804
'Cause I've had
that fight before.
320
00:13:18,806 --> 00:13:21,440
Turns out we were,
and I lost.
321
00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:23,576
Leonard thinks when we broke up,
it didn't bother me.
322
00:13:23,578 --> 00:13:24,944
ZACK:
That's crazy.
323
00:13:24,946 --> 00:13:27,580
When we were going out, she used
to talk about you all the time.
324
00:13:27,582 --> 00:13:29,415
In fact, I think
she only dated me
325
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:32,685
because I reminded her of you.
326
00:13:35,456 --> 00:13:38,257
Sure.
327
00:13:38,259 --> 00:13:40,292
Because we're both...
328
00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:42,328
people?
329
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,296
Damn right we are.
330
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,634
Oh, also, there was that video
about how much she missed you.
331
00:13:48,636 --> 00:13:51,303
What video?
The one on the laptop.
332
00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:55,374
I didn't mean to invade your
privacy, but I am a huge snoop.
333
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,309
Ask my neighbor.
She'll tell you.
334
00:13:57,311 --> 00:13:59,545
But not right now;
she's in the shower.
335
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,951
(clears throat)
336
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,189
(slurring):
Hello, Leonard.
337
00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:13,692
I was gonna write you an e-mail,
but I'm a little drunk,
338
00:14:13,694 --> 00:14:17,963
and spelling is
a sober person's game, so...
339
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:23,302
I feel I owe you a 'splanation.
340
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:25,971
I-- I'm sorry.
341
00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:28,073
A 'splanation.
342
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,375
(knock on door)
343
00:14:29,377 --> 00:14:31,410
SHELDON:
Penny. (knocking) Penny.
344
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,544
(knocking) Penny.
345
00:14:32,546 --> 00:14:34,613
Sheldon, go away.
I'm making a video.
346
00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:35,781
Oh, I'm sorry.
347
00:14:35,783 --> 00:14:37,783
I'll come back
when you're alone.
348
00:14:37,785 --> 00:14:40,486
No, no, no.
I am alone.
349
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,988
I'm just telling Leonard
why I broke up with him.
350
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:44,556
Oh, he knows.
351
00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:45,991
The video I want to see
352
00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:48,460
is why you went out with him
in the first place.
353
00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:51,530
I went out with him
because he's great.
354
00:14:51,532 --> 00:14:53,599
And if I kept
going out with him,
355
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,067
I probably would've married him,
356
00:14:55,069 --> 00:14:56,769
and that's
a little scary
357
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,804
because I just don't think
I'm ready for that.
358
00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:03,809
You know, plus I have got to
learn how to spell Hofstadter.
359
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:05,277
I-I know there's
a "D" in there,
360
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,715
but it keeps moving
every time I try and write it.
361
00:15:09,717 --> 00:15:12,084
Sheldon, what do I do?
362
00:15:12,086 --> 00:15:15,854
Try to pass out facedown, so you
don't choke on your vomit.
363
00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:20,125
I am not
gonna pass out.
364
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,262
But thank you anyway.
365
00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:30,102
Wow.
I know.
366
00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:33,105
There's, like, two more hours
of her just lying there.
367
00:15:35,676 --> 00:15:38,977
Aw, you love me
so much.
368
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,246
I married you,
jackass.
369
00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:43,515
I... I know, and not
just out of pity
370
00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:46,719
like everyone said
in their wedding toast.
371
00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:48,654
You want to see the part
where she falls off the chair?
372
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,355
No.
Totally.
373
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,731
(thud)
374
00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:05,003
That's my wife.
375
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,606
I got to see that again.
376
00:16:08,743 --> 00:16:12,244
Got the laptop.
Hand it here.
377
00:16:12,246 --> 00:16:14,146
Oh, this is
so exciting!
378
00:16:14,148 --> 00:16:16,682
Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin,
are you gonna pay your dad back
379
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,484
all the money you took from him
over the years?
380
00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:21,820
Never even
crossed my mind.
381
00:16:21,822 --> 00:16:24,223
Okay, here's
the Bitcoin folder.
382
00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:25,924
Yeah, how much
is in there?
383
00:16:27,228 --> 00:16:29,194
It's empty.
384
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,696
What?
Th-That's impossible.
385
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,565
(stammers)
Do you think Zack stole it?
386
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:35,834
No, he doesn't know
how to steal Bitcoin.
387
00:16:35,836 --> 00:16:38,036
I mean, he waves at trucks.
388
00:16:40,674 --> 00:16:43,809
Hmm...
who could it have been?
389
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,880
Sheldon,
what did you do?
390
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,448
I plotted my revenge.
391
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:53,418
If you get a dish,
I'll serve you some cold.
392
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,221
What, y-you stole
our Bitcoin?
393
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,256
Oh, calm down.
394
00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:59,224
All I did was sneak
onto your computer
395
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,994
and download your Bitcoin
onto a flash drive.
396
00:17:01,996 --> 00:17:03,428
What?
397
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:04,396
I'm not keeping it.
398
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,465
I just wanted
to watch you sweat.
399
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,000
If you want to watch
him sweat,
400
00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:10,536
walk up a flight
of stairs with him.
401
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:16,542
I've waited seven long years,
but it finally happened.
402
00:17:16,544 --> 00:17:17,910
Where's our money?
403
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,344
That's the best part.
404
00:17:19,346 --> 00:17:23,115
It's on the Batman flash drive
on your key chain.
405
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:25,317
You've had it
in your pocket all along.
406
00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:30,956
Sheldon...
407
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,859
I lost that key chain years ago.
408
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,299
Really?
409
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:43,869
D-D-Did you look under things?
410
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:49,374
Well, that is unfortunate.
411
00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:52,010
I guess we've all learned
a lesson today.
412
00:17:53,914 --> 00:17:55,380
What was the lesson?
413
00:17:55,382 --> 00:17:56,715
I don't know.
414
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:09,251
STUART:
Huh. What's that?
415
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:14,313
Ooh, Batman flash drive.
416
00:18:14,315 --> 00:18:17,115
Pretty cool.
417
00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:19,017
Huh, if I erase this,
418
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:23,088
I could probably resell it
for, like, ten bucks.
419
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,123
Things are finally
going my way.
420
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:34,025
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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