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And so concludes this
year's Secret Santa drawing.
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Just a quick reminder of the rules:
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$40 limit, no perishable items,
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and no homemade
massage coupons, Hitchcock.
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Fine, then everyone'll have
to pay full price for them.
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Oh, Captain. I would
like a $40 gift card
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to any restaurant that serves nachos.
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- I don't have you, Peralta.
- Not only do I know
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that you do indeed have me,
but I also know
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- who everyone else has.
- That's not possible.
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Perhaps not for an ordinary
man such as yourself, Jeffords.
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But for the brilliant mind of
Detective Sherlock Peralta...
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I legally changed my name...
it's quite simply...
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elementary.
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For, you see, Amy made a face
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I only recognized from our bedroom,
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which means that she has Captain Holt.
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Charles has Terry. His eyes keep
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- shifting over to him.
- No, I don't.
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Terry looked disgusted,
which means he has Hitchcock.
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Rosa didn't draw a name,
nor did she put one in.
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- She doesn't wanna participate.
- Never do.
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Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads
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and he quite clearly said Charles.
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- I did get Charles.
- Scully has Amy.
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He's hold his paper name-side out.
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- Oh, he's good.
- And I have Scully,
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which means Captain Holt has me.
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I'll be taking that gift card.
Daddy loves nachos.
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Should we draw the names
again and leave Jake out?
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ALL: Yeah!
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No! Sherlock wants a present!
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, quick update on the
Warren Street break-in.
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Security cameras caught a picture
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of the suspect and guess what?
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That's right. We got a hot perp alert.
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- [IMITATES AIR HORN]
- ALL: Ooh!
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- That's a handsome man.
- Mm, I'd like to
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- bring that guy to justice.
- We all would.
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But unfortunately, police cornered him
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and he shot himself in the face.
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- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- All right. Thank you for that
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shockingly dark update.
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- Anything else?
- Uh, yes.
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Something I'd like to say.
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I'm a pretty private person
so this is kinda hard for me, but...
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here we go.
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I'm bi-sexual. All right.
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I will now field one minute
and zero seconds
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of questions pertaining to this.
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- Go. Amy.
- How long have you known?
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Since seventh grade. I was
watching "Saved by the Bell"
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and I thought, Zack Morris is hot.
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And then I thought
Lisa Turtle, also hot.
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The fact that the words
Kelly and Kapowski
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didn't just come out of
your mouth is lunacy.
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What made you decided to tell us now?
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Charles found out on the road trip
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and I was positive he was not
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gonna be able to keep
the secret for much longer.
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Bye Rosa.
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I mean, not "bi," but bye!
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I mean, see ya!
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I mean, have fun only
having sex with men.
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Just bangin' dudes, left and right.
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I just stopped saying bye all together.
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So are you seeing anyone now?
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- Yeah. Her name's Tiffany.
- Are you lying about her name
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- so we won't look her up?
- Yes, I am. Next.
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- Do you know Anne Heche?
- I do.
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- Ohh.
- I must say, this is going
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considerably better than when
I came out to my colleagues.
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They were not, as the kids say, awake.
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- Do you mean woke?
- I did mean woke.
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But it's grammatically incoherent.
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Okay, we have time
for one more question.
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- Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Nope. Absolutely not. We're done.
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Smart. It was not tasteful.
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Is anyone else having trouble
with the Internet?
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I've been trying to file
a warrant request
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for 45 minutes and the stupid
server keeps timing out.
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Nothing's loading. It's all pinwheels.
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This all started when Cyber
Crimes moved in downstairs.
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I bet those jerks
are hogging our bandwidth.
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Man, I miss the Sex Crimes Unit.
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I know! They were so fun.
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Remember their Christmas Party?
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- [LAUGHS]
- Okay, Sergeant Jeffords and I
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will talk to Cyber.
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Tell them I can't get on WebMD.
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My nipple tripled in size
and I wanna know
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- if it's good or bad.
- Can't believe that's good.
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Hey. Was that weird earlier?
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You mean when Charles showed
us those pictures of Nikolaj
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taking a very sudsless bath?
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Yes, it was uncomfortable.
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No, I mean when I told
everyone I was bi.
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- Was it too touchy-feely?
- Rosa, no. It was great.
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And don't worry, just because
you opened up a little bit
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doesn't mean everyone's
gonna be less afraid of you.
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- We're all still terrified.
- Thanks, Jake.
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- So how'd your parents take it?
- Uhh...
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- I haven't told 'em yet.
- Really?
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I mean, of course, you don't
have to but I just thought
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you guys were getting closer
since prison.
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No, I mean, we are. It's just,
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I don't know how I would
say something like that.
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Especially to my dad.
He's super traditional.
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I'm afraid this would
just mess everything up.
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We've been having so much fun lately.
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♪ ♪
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- I don't wanna lose that.
- Okay.
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Maybe just be honest with them. Right?
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Tell 'em how you feel.
Like, you could say,
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Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual.
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But I'm still your daughter.
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I'm still the same person
that I've always been.
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And who I love will never change that.
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And you guys raised me to
be strong and confident.
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And I don't wanna hide who I am anymore.
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I am bi.
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Damn. That was...
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And I know that this may come
as a shock to you,
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but it's my truth.
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So I hope you can accept that.
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- Jake...
- Maybe you still see me
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as your little girl, but I'm woman now.
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And I know my own heart.
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- You done?
- Yeah.
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Wow, that felt amazing.
I really disappeared into it.
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- Should I become an actor?
- Absolutely not.
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- Copy that. All right. Good luck.
- Thanks.
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- [BELL DINGS]
- ♪
♪
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Look, that guy's watching a video.
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No buffering.
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They got all the bars, Captain.
All the bars!
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Keep it together, Jeffords.
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Oh. You must be Raymond Holt.
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Whoa. No. Germs.
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We just wanted to ask
about the Internet.
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Ever since you guys arrived,
things have gotten
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- slow for us upstairs.
- We're the Cyber Crimes Unit.
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Kinda need the bandwidth.
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Do you guys even use
the Internet upstairs?
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I thought you just write
down your hunches
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in your notebooks with
your pens and paper.
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I'll have you know you're
speaking to your Captain.
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Well, I'll have you know
that we don't report to you.
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We report to the Commissioner's
office. Ever heard of them?
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I don't care who you report to,
this is what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna, um...
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- put the wires...
- Right.
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Um...
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- Terry.
- Uh... into the things.
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And... and beef up the speeds. Got it?
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We want beefy speeds!
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Long story short, we remain un-beefed.
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Unfortunately, we're out of options.
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- They're just not scared of us.
- Right.
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But there is one person
who scares everyone.
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Hey! Captain Holt, Terry, Charles,
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I wanna say... Alan?
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Close. It's Amy.
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This is nice. I can't believe
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- you're buying me dinner.
- Oh, well, you really
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- helped me today.
- Did I?
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I felt like I sorta straight-splained
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how to come out to you.
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No, it was good practice.
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I think I'm ready to tell my parents.
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That's awesome.
When are you gonna do it?
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- In five minutes.
- What?
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Actually, scratch that, they're here.
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This is happening and I need
you to be here with me
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and also just step in and do it for me.
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Rosa, I think that's a very bad idea.
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And frankly, I'm not very comfortable...
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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz!
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America's favorite couple!
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I didn't know Jake was joining us.
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Neither did I. What a fun
surprise that none of us
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were remotely prepared for, Rosa, right?
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- You seem nervous. Why?
- Uhh...
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global warming.
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What a bitch, right?
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[LAUGHS] We all gon' drown.
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Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom
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for the duration of one conversation.
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No!
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Uh, guys, I have something
I need to tell you.
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- What is it, honey?
- Uhh, Jake, you take it.
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Seriously? Me? Oh, man,
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now I really do have
to go to the bathroom.
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What, you didn't before? You lied?
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You know, Oscar, most people
just ignore my nervous rambling.
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Maybe shift focus back to Rosa.
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Don't worry.
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- We know what's happening.
- You do?
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Of course.
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You and Jake are dating.
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That's why you were nervous.
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'Cause you know I never liked him.
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What? Okay, first of all, that's insane.
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We've only met once
and we totally hit it off.
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We talked about soccer,
I called it fútbol.
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Oh, I see what happened. But secondly,
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- Rosa and I are not...
- Denying that we're dating.
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Uh, you're right. We're a couple.
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I love you, honey bun.
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Uhh!
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We need your help, Gina.
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Gina, ugh, I haven't heard
that name in a long time.
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- It's on your jacket.
- I know,
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but no one says it out loud
and my baby can't read.
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Which, I'm told is normal
for a ten-week-old, so...
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- How's little Enigma doing?
- We call her Iggy now,
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but you're gonna wanna keep it down
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because she's trying to
take a nap, okay, Amy?
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Oh, sure, I just feel like I
was matching the same volume
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- that you were speaking at.
- Amy, keep it down.
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Yes, yes, babies are adorable.
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They're like we are but so much smaller.
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So we're here because
we're having an issue
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with the new Cyber Unit
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that has moved into the second floor.
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What happened to Sex Crimes?
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They were so nice.
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Remember their Christmas party?
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- Oh, so good.
- [ALL IN AGREEMENT]
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- Ohh.
- But now Cyber's
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hogging our Internet
and we can't get them to stop.
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But you can intimidate anyone
into doing what you want.
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No, sorry, I can't.
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That's precinct business and, well,
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I've left that life behind.
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But your maternity leave
is over in two weeks.
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Amy, volume, okay?
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Volume!
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♪ ♪
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Hey, wait up.
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Why'd you leave the table?
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If we go to the bathroom
at the same time,
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they're gonna think we're hooking up
since apparently we're dating now.
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I'm sorry I said that. I thought I was
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ready to do this, but I am not.
249
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- I'm not gonna do it tonight, okay?
- Yes, of course.
250
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Look, I support you no matter what.
251
00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,603
Just do whatever feels right.
252
00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,289
Can we just pretend
to be a couple for tonight?
253
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And then I'll tell them in a
few weeks that we broke up.
254
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Fine. But I have one rule.
255
00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,844
- Hands off my butt.
- That's not gonna
256
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- be a problem.
- Well, you say that now
257
00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:37,449
but you're about to enter the Jake
Peralta boyfriend experience.
258
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It can be quite intoxicating.
259
00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,852
Hm. Also, you sat on a meatball.
260
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Did I? Oh, man, these
are my Friday jeans.
261
00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,490
Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz
262
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,411
and I'll meet you back at the table.
Let's do this.
263
00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:49,694
Guys, without Gina, we'll never be able
264
00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,228
to bend Cyber to our will.
265
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,264
So we need to change tactics.
266
00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,151
We need to woo them
267
00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:58,456
with the international
language of friendship.
268
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- Pork.
- Ohh.
269
00:09:00,118 --> 00:09:01,358
Ooh! I'll take it to them.
270
00:09:01,394 --> 00:09:03,440
It's all dudes down there
and I'm not above
271
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,952
using a little flirtation
to get what I want.
272
00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,971
- Was that a wink?
- You tell me.
273
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,715
I honestly don't know,
but you're all we got.
274
00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,716
[BELL DINGS]
275
00:09:12,751 --> 00:09:14,317
♪ ♪
276
00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:16,317
Hello, boys.
277
00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,755
Oh, wait, wait... I
winked my contact out.
278
00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:21,195
No, no, no. It's still there.
279
00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:22,859
- Oh, God it's behind my eye!
- Fall back, Amy.
280
00:09:22,894 --> 00:09:24,560
- Ohh...
- I got it, I got it.
281
00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:28,230
Look, we got off
on the wrong foot this morning.
282
00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:30,466
And I was hoping we could start fresh.
283
00:09:30,502 --> 00:09:31,667
So we got you this.
284
00:09:31,703 --> 00:09:33,803
[CHUCKLES]
285
00:09:33,838 --> 00:09:35,638
Mmm. Decent.
286
00:09:35,673 --> 00:09:37,707
Great, now that you've
accepted our meat pile,
287
00:09:37,742 --> 00:09:39,709
perhaps you'll help us
restore our internet.
288
00:09:39,744 --> 00:09:41,210
Sure. I can definitely help with that.
289
00:09:41,245 --> 00:09:43,414
- Mm.
- How many KBPSs are you looking for?
290
00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,995
- Many.
- Yeah, that's not an answer.
291
00:09:47,031 --> 00:09:48,714
I need an exact number.
292
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,886
- 100.
- [CHUCKLES]
293
00:09:50,921 --> 00:09:52,621
Too few? Too many?
294
00:09:52,656 --> 00:09:54,490
- Four.
- Okay, bro, I'll give you
295
00:09:54,525 --> 00:09:57,726
four kilobytes of Internet. [LAUGHTER]
296
00:09:57,761 --> 00:09:59,495
You're making a fool of yourself.
297
00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,711
- [ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN]
- No! You're the fool!
298
00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:03,565
- [GASPS]
- Hey, little man.
299
00:10:03,601 --> 00:10:05,340
- Why so teeny?
- I'm not teeny.
300
00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:07,676
- I'm average size.
- [LAUGHS] What a sad brag.
301
00:10:07,712 --> 00:10:08,813
I don't even know who you are.
302
00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:10,742
But I know who you are, Devin.
303
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,668
You tell everyone
you got a degree from Stanford
304
00:10:13,704 --> 00:10:16,542
but you really went to Stamforb,
305
00:10:16,578 --> 00:10:18,845
an online college based in Arkansas.
306
00:10:18,881 --> 00:10:20,514
- [LAUGHTER]
- It's a good school.
307
00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,275
You live with your aunt. That's sad.
308
00:10:22,311 --> 00:10:25,045
And you spend a third of
your salary on tropical fish
309
00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:26,681
and aquaria. [LAUGHTER]
310
00:10:26,717 --> 00:10:28,316
You know, I found all this off of, hm,
311
00:10:28,352 --> 00:10:31,253
20 minutes of idle snoopin' around.
312
00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:34,656
Imagine what I could do with a
dedicated couple of hours.
313
00:10:34,692 --> 00:10:36,358
- What do you want?
- I want you to give
314
00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:38,326
the Internet back to my friends.
315
00:10:38,362 --> 00:10:41,764
Mm-kay? Or I'll keep diggin' and diggin'
316
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,100
and diggin' and diggin'.
317
00:10:44,136 --> 00:10:46,336
Fine! I'll give you back
your Internet, okay?
318
00:10:46,432 --> 00:10:48,532
- Just... we're through.
- Oh!
319
00:10:48,568 --> 00:10:50,468
And maybe your co-workers
would like to know
320
00:10:50,504 --> 00:10:53,304
what happened on your 7th grade
field trip to D.C.
321
00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,740
- You monster.
- He pooped in the Reflecting Pool.
322
00:10:55,776 --> 00:10:58,809
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
323
00:10:58,954 --> 00:11:00,787
So how did you two finally get together
324
00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:01,822
after all these years?
325
00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:03,439
Oh, uh, you know,
326
00:11:03,474 --> 00:11:05,474
I've just been crazy about her forever
327
00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,677
and then one day I picked up
my battered old guitar
328
00:11:07,712 --> 00:11:09,211
and I sang her a song.
329
00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:10,780
Ohh!
330
00:11:10,815 --> 00:11:12,949
- How did it go?
- Oh, you don't wanna hear it.
331
00:11:12,984 --> 00:11:14,117
- Yeah.
- Yes, I do!
332
00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:15,314
Well, I don't have my guitar here.
333
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,149
- Sing the song.
- ♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa ♪
334
00:11:17,185 --> 00:11:18,451
♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa,
Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz ♪
335
00:11:18,487 --> 00:11:19,586
♪ Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz ♪
336
00:11:19,622 --> 00:11:20,721
♪ Rosa Diaz, Rosa Diaz ♪
337
00:11:20,757 --> 00:11:22,190
♪ Diaz Rosa, Riza Diaz ♪
338
00:11:22,226 --> 00:11:25,528
♪ Diaz, you are so cool ♪
339
00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:26,829
Sounds better with a guitar.
340
00:11:26,865 --> 00:11:29,265
- [PHONE RINGING]
- Oh! [CHUCKLES]
341
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,367
- Just put that away.
- What was that in the picture?
342
00:11:31,402 --> 00:11:33,001
- Just my mom.
- Kinda looked like
343
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:35,003
- your co-worker Amy.
- Jake and Amy are friends.
344
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:36,972
- It's not weird.
- He had his arm around her
345
00:11:37,007 --> 00:11:38,941
and she was showing off a ring.
346
00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,309
Wow, you got a really
good look at that picture, huh?
347
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:41,655
What's going on?
348
00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:45,094
Jake and Amy are engaged.
349
00:11:48,619 --> 00:11:49,918
[SIGHS]
350
00:11:49,954 --> 00:11:51,155
- That's okay.
- What?
351
00:11:51,191 --> 00:11:53,489
We understand. Love is complicated.
352
00:11:53,524 --> 00:11:54,856
Wait, why would you be okay with that?
353
00:11:54,892 --> 00:11:56,959
Mijita, when you called this dinner,
354
00:11:56,994 --> 00:11:58,994
you were so nervous, we were worried
355
00:11:59,029 --> 00:12:00,879
you were gonna tell us you were gay.
356
00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:04,856
So you would rather me be
357
00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:06,641
some dude's mistress than be in
358
00:12:06,677 --> 00:12:08,767
a loving relationship with a woman?
359
00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:14,275
Well, Jake and I aren't dating.
360
00:12:14,311 --> 00:12:15,410
But guess what?
361
00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:16,979
Your worst fears are real.
362
00:12:17,014 --> 00:12:18,947
I'm not straight. I'm bisexual.
363
00:12:18,983 --> 00:12:21,016
And I don't care what
you think about it.
364
00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:22,830
Screw this. I'm outta here.
365
00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:28,323
I'm also gonna go.
Are you guys on Venmo?
366
00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:29,758
You know what?
We'll figure it out later.
367
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:31,471
This isn't the right time. All right.
368
00:12:33,869 --> 00:12:38,105
♪ ♪
369
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,774
Hey, so, I ran after you last night,
370
00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:42,443
- but I lost you in the subway.
- I took a cab home.
371
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:45,312
Really? Well, then, I definitely
terrified some random lady.
372
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,381
Hey, look, I'm sorry things didn't go
373
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,049
how you wanted with your parents.
374
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:50,784
- It was fine.
- Rosa, you don't
375
00:12:50,819 --> 00:12:52,886
- have to say that.
- No, it really did go fine.
376
00:12:52,921 --> 00:12:54,421
They texted me last night.
377
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,355
"Don't worry about dinner.
See you at game night."
378
00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:58,925
Nice. But very surprising.
379
00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,426
It's great. I told them I'm bi,
380
00:13:00,462 --> 00:13:01,823
and they still invited me to game night.
381
00:13:01,859 --> 00:13:02,932
They're clearly okay with it.
382
00:13:02,968 --> 00:13:04,453
Well, I'm just glad it worked out.
383
00:13:04,489 --> 00:13:05,965
- Enjoy game night.
- Actually, they want
384
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,399
you to come to make up for
385
00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:08,433
- how awkward dinner was.
- Oh, fantastic.
386
00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:09,769
I'm still involved.
387
00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,804
Well, I'm sure your dad
is a super chill guy
388
00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:13,739
- to play against.
- [LAUGHS] He is not.
389
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:15,274
Well, then, let's hope I'm on his team.
390
00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:16,976
- That is worse.
- Cool. So no good options.
391
00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:18,821
Super stoked about this invite.
392
00:13:19,988 --> 00:13:21,988
- Here we go.
- [CLICKS]
393
00:13:22,024 --> 00:13:23,051
It's loading!
394
00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:24,163
We got Internet!
395
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:26,251
All right, I guess my work
here is done, guys,
396
00:13:26,287 --> 00:13:27,519
How can we ever thank you?
397
00:13:27,555 --> 00:13:28,954
I'll tell you how.
398
00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,822
Use this precious Internet.
399
00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:32,291
Use it every day.
400
00:13:32,326 --> 00:13:33,992
Keep multiple tabs open,
401
00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,527
stream videos in HD,
402
00:13:35,563 --> 00:13:38,430
leave comments on
everything you can find.
403
00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:40,098
Most importantly,
404
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,267
make your avatars GIFs.
405
00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:44,135
I was thinking more like a pizza party
406
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,504
when you come back in two weeks.
407
00:13:45,539 --> 00:13:47,806
Oh, yeah. So here's the thing:
408
00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:49,174
- I'm not coming back.
- What?
409
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:50,942
- Seriously?
- Yeah, listen,
410
00:13:50,977 --> 00:13:52,777
I have a daughter now
and when she grows up
411
00:13:52,813 --> 00:13:54,346
I wanna be doing something
that makes her proud.
412
00:13:54,381 --> 00:13:56,181
So I'm starting my own company.
413
00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:58,382
- Ooh! What is it?
- I'm running a sports league
414
00:13:58,418 --> 00:13:59,950
for other people's pets.
415
00:13:59,985 --> 00:14:01,919
- Ohh.
- Well, Gina,
416
00:14:01,954 --> 00:14:05,223
as your colleague, best friend,
brother and ex-lover...
417
00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,325
- Ugh.
- I fully support your dreams,
418
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,126
but do you really wanna leave?
419
00:14:09,161 --> 00:14:12,396
My mind is made up. And so...
420
00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:15,866
this is Gina Linetti's last grand exit
421
00:14:15,901 --> 00:14:17,034
from the Nine-Nine.
422
00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:20,471
♪ I will remember you ♪
423
00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:21,985
Where's that coming from?
424
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,574
- She's gone.
- Do you think
425
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:26,243
that's the last time we'll ever see her?
426
00:14:26,278 --> 00:14:29,145
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
427
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:30,580
Bye, Gina.
428
00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:33,416
♪ ♪
429
00:14:33,452 --> 00:14:34,984
I don't know what that is.
430
00:14:35,019 --> 00:14:36,119
That could literally be anything.
431
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:37,120
Maybe try guessing.
432
00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:38,355
Rule violation!
433
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:39,556
You're not supposed to speak.
434
00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:41,224
There's our turn, once again.
435
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:42,592
Oh, well, do you want me to tell you
436
00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:43,874
what I was drawing just for fun?
437
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,643
We're not playing just for fun.
438
00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:47,530
Mm-kay, well, don't let
my desire to have fun
439
00:14:47,566 --> 00:14:50,300
ruin what seems to be
a very nice night so far.
440
00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:52,268
- Right, Rosa?
- Yeah, right.
441
00:14:52,303 --> 00:14:53,969
So your mother and I talked
442
00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:55,471
about what you told us last night.
443
00:14:55,506 --> 00:14:57,072
We don't need to talk
about that right now.
444
00:14:57,107 --> 00:14:58,206
We want you to know we're not upset.
445
00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,531
Great. I'm not upset either.
446
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,477
Because no matter
what you call yourself,
447
00:15:01,512 --> 00:15:02,911
you still like men.
448
00:15:02,946 --> 00:15:04,546
So you can still get married
449
00:15:04,582 --> 00:15:06,181
- and have a child.
- I can do those things
450
00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:07,483
with either a man or a woman.
451
00:15:07,518 --> 00:15:09,151
Yes, but it will be a man
452
00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:12,087
because this is just a phase.
453
00:15:12,122 --> 00:15:14,222
Okay, that's settled. Ladies up.
454
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:17,225
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
455
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,527
♪ ♪
456
00:15:18,562 --> 00:15:20,396
So, since you're not coming back,
457
00:15:20,431 --> 00:15:22,631
we wanted to bring you all your stuff.
458
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:26,001
It's a lot of gum and what seem to be
459
00:15:26,036 --> 00:15:28,203
blackmail files you've been
keeping on all of us?
460
00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:29,971
I'm not a blackmailer.
461
00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:32,240
If you tell anyone I am,
I will release your secrets.
462
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,142
Look, we know you want
your daughter to be proud
463
00:15:34,178 --> 00:15:35,377
of the work that you do.
464
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,445
I just hope you know how important
you've been to the Nine-Nine.
465
00:15:37,481 --> 00:15:40,282
Yeah, just today, I was able to
pull a warrant and arrest the guy
466
00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:41,883
I've been tracking for three months
467
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:43,384
because you got the internet back.
468
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,953
You're indispensible
469
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:46,955
and we're really gonna miss you.
470
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:49,191
And I loved the Nine-Nine, you guys.
471
00:15:49,226 --> 00:15:50,658
It just feels like it's time for me
472
00:15:50,694 --> 00:15:52,961
to, like, build something of my own.
473
00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:55,130
Like my entrepreneurial idols,
474
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,930
Oprah Winfrey, Lex Luthor...
475
00:15:56,966 --> 00:15:58,028
The Superman villain?
476
00:15:58,064 --> 00:15:59,633
He built an empire, didn't he?
477
00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,269
- Yeah.
- Well, we wish you luck.
478
00:16:02,305 --> 00:16:04,238
And it's not gonna
be the same without you.
479
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,534
Mm, thanks for saying that, and...
480
00:16:06,894 --> 00:16:08,637
I don't know, uh...
481
00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:09,953
You know what?
482
00:16:10,284 --> 00:16:12,083
You can have your blackmail files back.
483
00:16:12,315 --> 00:16:13,581
I don't want 'em anymore.
484
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:15,216
Gina, these are just photos of me
485
00:16:15,251 --> 00:16:16,917
- in my everyday clothes.
- [CHUCKLES]
486
00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:18,907
- I know. It's painful, right?
- All right.
487
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,922
- Your turn, mija.
- Right.
488
00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:30,130
[EXHALES]
489
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,266
Uhh, a woman.
490
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,132
Uhh, uh, lady.
491
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,536
Uhh, women. Two women.
492
00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:39,573
Holding hands, uh, friends.
493
00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:42,342
Ohh, mm, uhh... sisters!
494
00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:43,410
Ooh! Business partners.
495
00:16:43,445 --> 00:16:45,479
Uh, um, ooh, oh, oh,
496
00:16:45,514 --> 00:16:47,280
co-owners of a chocolate shop!
497
00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:50,116
Oh, love. Love... what do women love?
498
00:16:50,151 --> 00:16:51,485
The... George Clooney!
499
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,186
It's a wedding!
500
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,925
They're brides. They're in love.
501
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,357
Mom, Dad, I know you don't
wanna talk about this
502
00:16:57,393 --> 00:16:59,025
but I do.
503
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,193
I might get married to a man...
504
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,361
like you so clearly want...
505
00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:02,729
and I might not.
506
00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,398
'Cause this is not a phase.
507
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,115
And I need you to understand that.
508
00:17:06,889 --> 00:17:09,035
- I'm bisexual.
- There's no such thing
509
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,236
as being bisexual.
510
00:17:10,272 --> 00:17:11,500
Yes, there is.
511
00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,967
I know there is because that's who I am.
512
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,553
I'm attracted to both men and women.
513
00:17:16,711 --> 00:17:18,544
I've known this about myself
for a really long time,
514
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,380
and I didn't wanna tell you
because I was afraid
515
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,526
you were gonna react
exactly like you are.
516
00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:25,575
What do you want us to say?
517
00:17:27,136 --> 00:17:28,675
That you accept me for who I am.
518
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,427
Wow.
519
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:38,719
Okay, let's go.
520
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:48,205
Hey. Got you coffee.
521
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,573
I don't drink coffee. Just herbal tea.
522
00:17:49,608 --> 00:17:51,409
Oh. That's cool.
523
00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:53,405
It only cost me, like, 18 bucks.
Brooklyn is a nightmare.
524
00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:55,187
Hey, man, thanks for
being there last night.
525
00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:56,223
Of course.
526
00:17:56,259 --> 00:17:58,182
Sorry again about how it all went down.
527
00:17:58,217 --> 00:17:59,517
Well, I'm glad I opened up to them,
528
00:17:59,552 --> 00:18:00,966
even if it didn't change their minds.
529
00:18:01,387 --> 00:18:03,059
I finally said what I wanted to say.
530
00:18:03,423 --> 00:18:04,917
- It felt right.
- Yeah.
531
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:06,690
Still sucks, though.
532
00:18:06,725 --> 00:18:08,025
Still sucks.
533
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,643
That's weird. My dad's here.
534
00:18:10,678 --> 00:18:12,445
Hey, do you mind staying out here
535
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:15,248
- with me to talk to him?
- Um, yes, of course.
536
00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:16,616
- Whatever you need.
- [LAUGHS]
537
00:18:16,651 --> 00:18:18,151
Your face. No, man, you've done enough.
538
00:18:18,186 --> 00:18:19,452
- Get out of here.
- Oh, thank God.
539
00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,714
Good luck.
540
00:18:22,109 --> 00:18:23,320
Hello.
541
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,617
What are you doing here?
542
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,372
I wanted to say I'm sorry.
543
00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:29,790
I reacted poorly last night.
544
00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:32,172
- This is all new to me.
- I know.
545
00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:35,403
But it's also not new, you know.
546
00:18:35,703 --> 00:18:37,404
I'm still the same person I always was.
547
00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:39,238
Well, I don't feel I know that person.
548
00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:41,440
- Dad...
- My fault, not yours.
549
00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:44,209
I want you to be able
to tell me everything.
550
00:18:44,245 --> 00:18:46,487
I can't promise you I'll understand.
551
00:18:47,148 --> 00:18:49,081
But I'm trying. I want you to know
552
00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:51,483
that I accept you for who you are.
553
00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:54,082
And I love you very, very much.
554
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:57,689
I love you, too.
555
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:05,631
So have you been
on any dates with women, yet?
556
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,266
Dad, we didn't talk about
my dating life before,
557
00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:08,801
we don't need to talk about it now.
558
00:19:08,836 --> 00:19:11,336
Yeah, good, good. You're right. [LAUGHS]
559
00:19:11,372 --> 00:19:12,561
So where's Mom?
560
00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:15,359
Mm... Mom needs a little more time.
561
00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:16,890
Oof.
562
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:19,286
I guess family game night's
gonna be kinda weird.
563
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,813
You know what, mijita, maybe we better
564
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:24,247
put game night on hold
for a little while.
565
00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,118
- Okay.
- I'm gonna let you
566
00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:28,633
get back to work, okay?
567
00:19:29,222 --> 00:19:33,692
♪ ♪
568
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:35,526
I expect certain things
from my assistant.
569
00:19:35,562 --> 00:19:38,296
Black ink only. No blue.
I'm not a street artist.
570
00:19:38,331 --> 00:19:40,131
Also, if you must knock on my door,
571
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,832
limit yourself to two raps.
572
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:44,167
If I wanted to hear inane pounding,
573
00:19:44,203 --> 00:19:46,770
- I could go see "Stomp."
- He could go see "Stomp."
574
00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:48,505
- Gina.
- Who's this noob?
575
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,240
We had to hire someone
to replace you, Gina,
576
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,642
- because you quit.
- Well, fire him.
577
00:19:51,677 --> 00:19:53,310
'Cause I'm back, baby!
578
00:19:53,345 --> 00:19:55,178
- Really?
- What changed your mind?
579
00:19:55,214 --> 00:19:56,780
Was is the speech that Charles
and I gave you?
580
00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,515
[CHUCKLES] No. Captain Holt said
581
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,517
he'd give me a 5% raise if I came back
582
00:20:00,552 --> 00:20:02,452
and he's letting me sit at my desk
583
00:20:02,488 --> 00:20:04,488
and work on my side business
one day a week.
584
00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:06,089
We never had that conversation.
585
00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:07,809
We just did, baby.
586
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,545
See ya, man bangs.
587
00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:12,095
Come, Brent, let's get you down to HR
588
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,696
before that start
paperwork goes through.
589
00:20:13,732 --> 00:20:16,833
- Welcome back, Linetti.
- Thanks, man.
590
00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:18,267
Ugh!
591
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,602
All right, look, Gina, come on.
592
00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:21,370
It's just us now. Admit it.
593
00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:22,571
Amy and I changed your mind.
594
00:20:22,607 --> 00:20:24,306
All right, it was you guys.
595
00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:25,675
I actually even cried a little bit
596
00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:27,309
after you left my apartment.
597
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:29,111
- Aw.
- Oh! I made Gina Linetti cry?
598
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:30,812
Hey, calm down.
I had a baby ten weeks ago.
599
00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:33,481
I cried to a carpet cleaner
commercial yesterday.
600
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:35,382
Gina! Welcome back.
601
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,284
It's great to see you.
Hey, what's everybody
602
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,686
- doing tonight?
- Nothin'. Why?
603
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:40,187
There's something we all need to do.
604
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,856
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
605
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,457
- What's going on?
- Family game night!
606
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,726
Don't worry, I brought "Twister."
607
00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:47,461
- Hey.
- Hey, Rosa.
608
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,329
- Hey, Rosa. Beer.
- Here goes the snacks.
609
00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,265
Ehh, you know, in another lifetime,
610
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,200
you and I would've made
a hot ass couple.
611
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:54,665
Agreed.
612
00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:58,405
Diaz, you should be
very proud of yourself.
613
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,474
I know things aren't exactly
where you wanna be right now,
614
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,260
but, uh, I promise you
they will improve.
615
00:21:03,445 --> 00:21:04,744
- Thank you, Captain.
- Every time
616
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,552
someone steps up and says who they are,
617
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:10,002
the world becomes a better,
more interesting place.
618
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,220
So...
619
00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,196
thank you.
620
00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:18,291
Hey, do you seriously
only have two wine glasses?
621
00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:19,893
- Yeah. I live alone.
- Well, you're gonna need
622
00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:21,460
to get some more, 'cause
there's a lot of us here.
623
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:22,929
Thank you for doing this, man.
624
00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:24,864
Of course. We'll be here every week.
625
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,633
Rosa, I broke both your wine
glasses and your fridge door
626
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:28,868
and your bathroom.
627
00:21:28,904 --> 00:21:31,337
Every single week!