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CAPTAIN KIRK: The Enterprise is preparing
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to leave Beta III in star system C-111.
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Sociologist Lindstrom
is remaining behind
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with a party of experts
who will help restore
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the planet's culture to a human form.
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SPOCK: The Late Landru, Captain.
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A marvelous feat of engineering.
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A computer capable
of directing the lives
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of millions of human beings.
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But only a machine, Mr. Spock.
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The original Landru programmed
it with all his knowledge,
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but he couldn't give it
his wisdom, his compassion,
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his understanding, his soul.
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I prefer the concrete, the
graspable, the provable.
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You'd make a splendid
computer, Mr. Spock.
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That is very kind of you, Captain.
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That's humorous, because Spock
is half human and half Vulcan.
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But he's ashamed of his human side.
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That's why I identify with him.
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Good luck.
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MEEMAW: I gravitate
a little more towards Kirk.
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Why?
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[IMITATING SHATNER]:
Be-cause... everything
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he says...
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he makes sound so im-portant.
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I should hope so... He's the captain.
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Sheldon.
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Do me a favor.
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Go help your brother study
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for his math test tomorrow.
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Is that really a good use of my time?
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Come on. I'm asking nice.
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If he doesn't pass, he won't
be able to play football.
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You realize he's often mean to me.
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So? Your mother's mean to
me. I still try to be helpful.
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Does she break wind on your head?
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Because that's what Georgie does to me.
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Can you help me out here?
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I'll do it if you take
me to the train store.
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You got it.
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And buy me whatever I want.
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Connie, what are you doing?
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[IMITATING SHATNER]:
Just providing my grandson
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with financial guidance.
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[QUIETLY]: Don't mock the captain.
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If Georgie passes his test,
I'll get you whatever you want...
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Under 20 bucks.
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Deal.
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Why?
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I guess I like him better than you.
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[KNOCKING] Georgie?
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- What?
- Dad told me
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to help you study for the math test.
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I don't need your help. Get lost.
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GEORGE SR.: Georgie, let him help you!
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Fine. Come in!
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
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Oh, dear.
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What's your problem?
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No problem. I'll just...
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tidy while we talk.
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Help yourself.
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Before we start, I'd like to get a sense
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- of how much algebra you know.
- 'Kay.
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Do you understand solving and graphing
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- linear inequalities?
- Sure.
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Great. Explain it to me.
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Uh...
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first you solve 'em...
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and then you graph 'em.
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And how do you do that?
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Uh, you know,
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carefully.
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Excuse me.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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$20 isn't gonna do it.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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So you collect all
the terms linear in X.
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See? Simple.
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Maybe for you.
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No, it's simple for everybody.
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Now you collect all
the terms linear in Y.
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I don't get it.
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Try this. Close your eyes.
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- 'Kay.
- Can you see
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the slope of the line given
by the coefficients of X and Y?
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No.
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What do you see?
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Darkness.
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Try harder.
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Wait.
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I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini.
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Ooh, it just fell off.
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- Dad!
- I'll make it $40! Keep going!
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Maybe the problem is
you're not a good teacher.
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Unlikely. Regardless,
I am your only hope.
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What do you see when you close your eyes?
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I see quadrant one as red,
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quadrant two is soft and plush...
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[SNIFFS] quadrant three
smells like lavender,
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and quadrant four is overlaid
with a Fibonacci spiral.
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That's really weird.
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No. What's really weird
is doing simple algebra
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and thinking about a girl in a bikini.
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I disagree.
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Dad!
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GEORGE SR.: Keep going.
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SHELDON: And when you
divide by a negative number,
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you have to reverse the
direction of the inequality.
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I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
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But we're not done.
You're going to fail.
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I get enough of what
you said. I'll be fine.
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ADULT SHELDON: It was
at that moment I decided
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I was not cut out for teaching.
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I consoled myself with the knowledge
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that I was wonderful at everything else.
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♪ ♪
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Take one and pass it back.
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Take one and pass it back.
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As you all know, this test'll count
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for 25% of your final grade.
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Be sure to show all your work.
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If you get stuck on a question,
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move on and come back to it at the end.
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And I shouldn't have to say this,
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but if there's any
cheating, I will see it.
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I got eyes in the back of my head.
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I got more eyes than a potato.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Ms. Ingram?
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- Yeah, Sheldon.
- I'm done.
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What?
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I enjoyed it very much.
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I'll take another if you have one.
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No, I don't have another one.
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J-Just read ahead in the textbook.
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Oh, boy.
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ADULT SHELDON: Seeing my brother struggle
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was difficult for me.
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As his tutor, I took
his failure personally,
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almost as if I had failed.
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Which was odd, because
I knew how dumb he was.
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Georgie, how'd you do
on that math test today?
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It was tough.
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry I wasn't more help.
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Me, too.
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That's all right, baby, you tried.
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Yeah. It's okay, baby.
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I don't understand what went wrong.
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Is there any chance you drank alcohol
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when you were pregnant with Georgie?
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No!
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Well, don't be so high-and-mighty.
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I drank when I was pregnant with you.
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You turned out fine.
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These days everybody's like,
"Don't drink, don't smoke."
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I swear. Texas is
turning into California.
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You realize there's nothing
I can do if you fail.
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You're off the team.
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I know.
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Well, I'm gonna ask Jesus
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to help you get a good
grade on that test.
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Shouldn't you have asked
him before he took it?
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The man rose from the dead...
I think he can fix a test
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after the fact.
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You know, I hear you
say things like that,
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and I wonder if maybe I did
have a few too many whiskey sours
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when you were in my belly.
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[SIGHS, CLICKS TONGUE]
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Not me, but not bad.
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I would say "A" for effort,
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but... that's an "F."
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What? How bad is it?
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You got a "B."
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Are you kidding?
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I don't believe it.
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Me, neither.
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Me, neither.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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So, I guess I have to
rethink my abilities.
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Clearly, I'm a wonderful teacher.
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Georgie didn't pass because of you.
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What do you mean?
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He cheated.
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He had the answers written
on the bottom of his shoe.
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He wouldn't do that.
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When you cheat in school,
you only cheat yourself.
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Where'd you get that?
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An inspirational poster
outside the boys' room.
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I saw what I saw, Sheldon.
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Well, if this is true,
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he needs to turn himself in.
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That'll never happen. He'll
get kicked off the team.
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I'm sorry, I can't accept this.
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There must be another explanation.
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If you don't believe
me, look at his shoes.
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I will.
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[GRUNTING QUIETLY]
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[STRAINED GRUNT]
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This is quite a workout.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[WHISPERS]: You dirty bird.
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What are you doing in here?
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You cheated.
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No, I didn't.
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I'm holding the evidence.
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Let me see that.
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[SPITS]
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I don't see nothin'.
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[GASPS]: That's obstruction of justice,
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as well as disgusting.
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Oh, relax. By passing that
test, I get to play football,
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and you get to go to the train store.
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Everybody wins.
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But what about the truth?
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What about it?
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It's supposed to set us free.
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Who told you that?
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The Bible.
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Since when do you care
about what's in the Bible?
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When it helps me win an argument.
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The Bible also says honor
thy father and thy mother.
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And if you open your mouth,
you're gonna make them sad.
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ADULT SHELDON: He had me.
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Somehow, the mullet-headed
simpleton had me.
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This isn't over.
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Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
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All right, maybe it's over.
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SHELDON: Meemaw?
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I assume you've read the
Surgeon General's report
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on the dangers of smoking?
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I'm gonna wait till they
turn it into a movie.
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Is that your new train?
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Yes. It's my reward for helping
Georgie pass the math test.
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You don't seem too happy about it.
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I don't feel like I earned it.
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Why not?
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Can you keep a secret?
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Well, at my age, the question
is can I remember one.
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Try me.
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[WHISPERS]: Georgie cheated on the test.
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Oh.
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And nothing bad happened.
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He gets to stay on the football team,
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Mom and Dad are proud of him,
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I even got a train for helping.
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So you're feeling guilty.
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Very much so.
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Well, that's a real conundrum.
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Have you been reading the
Word of the Day calendar
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I gave you for your birthday?
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Indubitably. [CHUCKLES]
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So what do you think?
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I don't think you should
let it bother you very much.
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I mean, there's always
gonna be people in this world
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who are playing fast
and loose with the rules.
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And your brother's one of them.
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That's how Captain Kirk is on Star Trek.
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00:11:15,228 --> 00:11:18,174
Well, there you go, and he's,
like, the main guy on that show.
267
00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:20,694
No, Mr. Spock is the main guy.
268
00:11:20,697 --> 00:11:23,565
I stand corrected.
269
00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:27,750
Although Kirk is usually the one
who saves the Enterprise.
270
00:11:27,752 --> 00:11:31,120
Because he doesn't
always follow the rules?
271
00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:34,718
He even cheated on a
test when he was a cadet.
272
00:11:34,721 --> 00:11:36,420
The Kobayashi Maru.
273
00:11:36,423 --> 00:11:37,289
The what?
274
00:11:37,292 --> 00:11:38,324
Kobayashi Maru.
275
00:11:38,327 --> 00:11:40,229
Kirk is a legend because of it.
276
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,399
[CHUCKLES] Ko-Kobayashi Maru.
277
00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:46,097
Sounds like something
you eat at Benihana's.
278
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,537
Have you ever been to one of those?
279
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,905
They make you sit with strangers.
280
00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:50,171
It's crazy.
281
00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:55,178
Do you think a Spock
could become a Kirk?
282
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,480
Well, in my experience,
283
00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:59,916
most people stay the
miserable bastards they are
284
00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:01,251
their whole entire life.
285
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,552
But...
286
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:04,944
I have seen some folks change.
287
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:08,725
Hmm.
288
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:13,463
All right. Well, I'm gonna
go play with this train.
289
00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:15,108
You do that.
290
00:12:30,007 --> 00:12:31,147
[SIGHS]
291
00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:32,181
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
292
00:12:32,183 --> 00:12:33,216
SHELDON: Georgie?
293
00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:35,444
- Go away.
- I need to ask a favor.
294
00:12:35,447 --> 00:12:36,580
What?
295
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,655
It's private. Can I come in?
296
00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:40,436
[SIGHS] Come on.
297
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:45,247
Ugh.
298
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,749
What do you want?
299
00:12:46,752 --> 00:12:49,364
It occurs to me you
have something in common
300
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:50,889
with Captain Kirk.
301
00:12:50,892 --> 00:12:52,458
We both have cool hair?
302
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:53,560
In order to succeed,
303
00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:56,171
you both play fast and
loose with the rules.
304
00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:58,280
Yeah, I suppose we do.
305
00:12:58,283 --> 00:13:01,344
When you cheated on the math
test, what was your strategy?
306
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:03,746
Well, I guess the most important part
307
00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,982
was not stepping on
anything wet before the test.
308
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,051
And not getting an "A."
309
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,986
Why wouldn't you want an "A"?
310
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:12,488
'Cause that would raise suspicions.
311
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,357
Who would believe I got an "A"?
312
00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:15,858
Wow.
313
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,458
Tell me more.
314
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:19,695
Okay, when you're telling a lie,
315
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,928
it's important to throw in some details.
316
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,300
Like, when I was wanted to
spend the night at Ricky's house,
317
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,936
and Mom asked me if his mom
and dad were gonna be home,
318
00:13:26,938 --> 00:13:28,004
I said, not only
319
00:13:28,006 --> 00:13:29,546
are they be gonna be home,
320
00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:30,839
his dad was gonna teach us
321
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:33,139
how to cook turkey legs in the smoker.
322
00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:35,195
I like turkey legs. Were they good?
323
00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:37,313
There weren't any turkey legs, you dope.
324
00:13:37,315 --> 00:13:39,582
His parents were in Branson.
325
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:42,552
That's incredible. I
totally believed you.
326
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:43,920
Details.
327
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:46,639
Now get out of here, I
got to finish reading this.
328
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,060
Thank you, Georgie,
that was very helpful.
329
00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:52,395
[MAN SPEAKING ON TV]
330
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,563
Did you hear that?
331
00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:54,647
What?
332
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,254
Sounds like Georgie and
Sheldon are getting along.
333
00:13:57,257 --> 00:13:58,368
Really?
334
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,036
That can't be right.
335
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:01,163
I just heard it.
336
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,439
Maybe there's hope for
those two after all.
337
00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:05,742
Or it's a sign of the apocalypse.
338
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:08,374
Honey, I'm-I'm watching this.
339
00:14:08,377 --> 00:14:10,544
[EXHALES]
340
00:14:12,757 --> 00:14:14,584
So you'll have to find someone else
341
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,530
to hold your ankles in P.E. today.
342
00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:18,032
I'm sorry, what?
343
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:20,969
I've suffered a terrible injury
and won't be able to attend.
344
00:14:20,972 --> 00:14:22,291
What happened?
345
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:23,999
See for yourself.
346
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:29,644
"Dear Coach Wilkins, please
excuse my son, Sheldon,
347
00:14:29,647 --> 00:14:30,991
from P.E.
348
00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:33,202
He has experienced a testicular hernia,
349
00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:36,039
and needs to rest for the
next six to eight weeks.
350
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,207
Sincerely, Mary Cooper."
351
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,477
Testicular hernia?
352
00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:43,452
That's called details.
353
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:47,363
Ooh, that's rough.
354
00:14:47,366 --> 00:14:48,484
Hmm.
355
00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:49,519
How'd it happen?
356
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:50,887
It's hard to say,
357
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:54,424
but some risk factors include:
heavy lifting, a chronic cough
358
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,993
and repetitive straining
during bowel movements.
359
00:14:56,995 --> 00:14:58,639
I've been there.
360
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:00,400
Hmm. All right.
361
00:15:00,403 --> 00:15:03,837
Guess I'll see you
in... six to eight weeks.
362
00:15:06,346 --> 00:15:09,113
["BAD TO THE BONE" BY
GEORGE THOROGOOD PLAYING]
363
00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:12,269
ADULT SHELDON: I don't
know if other supervillains
364
00:15:12,272 --> 00:15:15,324
started their careers
by getting out of P.E.,
365
00:15:15,327 --> 00:15:17,046
but that's where I began.
366
00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:19,682
Emboldened by my faux hernia,
367
00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:22,332
I started taking books
out of the library...
368
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:25,389
without getting the cards stamped.
369
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,056
You didn't check out those books.
370
00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:28,491
I know.
371
00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:30,626
Before you judge me too harshly,
372
00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:32,695
I always brought them back on time.
373
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:35,765
I was a rule-breaker, not a lunatic.
374
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:38,734
But perhaps my most
satisfying transgression
375
00:15:38,736 --> 00:15:40,639
was duping my sister
376
00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:43,777
into relinquishing control of the TV.
377
00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:46,609
Hello.
378
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:48,611
What's that for?
379
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:52,415
Oh, this? I was just digging
for money in Meemaw's backyard.
380
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,217
There's money there?
381
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,819
Oh, yes. I already found 75 cents.
382
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:58,621
Who do you think left it?
383
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,356
If I were to guess,
384
00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:02,458
I'd say pirates with
holes in their pockets.
385
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,827
Can I use your shovel?
386
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:07,296
Be my guest.
387
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:09,639
MISSY: Oh, baby, I'm gonna be rich.
388
00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:16,005
Today, we're going to learn
about Sir Isaac Newton.
389
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:17,801
Hello, old friend.
390
00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:19,504
One of the world's
greatest scientists...
391
00:16:19,507 --> 00:16:22,278
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
392
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,946
[GRUNTS]
393
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:25,047
See you tomorrow, Wayne.
394
00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:26,816
You have a good one, George.
395
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:28,518
Hey, how's your son doing?
396
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,785
Georgie?
397
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,755
No, the smart one.
398
00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:34,390
He's fine. Why?
399
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,159
What about the hernia?
400
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,483
What hernia?
401
00:16:37,486 --> 00:16:39,520
The one your wife said he had.
402
00:16:42,991 --> 00:16:44,867
Happened to me while I was in the Army.
403
00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:48,871
I was in a bar in Georgia,
tried to lift up this big gal.
404
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:51,241
Swear I could hear
something pop down there.
405
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,773
Sheldon gave you this note?
406
00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:54,009
Yeah.
407
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,411
I didn't write this.
408
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:56,712
You sure?
409
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,014
Looks like your handwriting.
410
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,505
It's got that little
swoopy thing going on.
411
00:16:59,507 --> 00:17:00,516
I didn't write it.
412
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:03,199
And I think I'd know
if my son had a hernia.
413
00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:06,347
So what, Sheldon forged a
letter to get out of P.E.?
414
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:07,957
Looks like it.
415
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,625
How about that.
416
00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:12,139
Don't be proud of him.
417
00:17:12,142 --> 00:17:13,262
Can't help it.
418
00:17:13,264 --> 00:17:15,131
First time he ever seemed like my kid.
419
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,421
Do you have any idea
420
00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:20,069
what's gotten into him?
421
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:21,437
I might.
422
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,039
Well?
423
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,675
Have you ever heard of...
424
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:29,145
Mobokachi Kaboom?
425
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:30,358
Wait.
426
00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:32,814
Koshimaki Magoo.
427
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:35,038
Wait a minute, I'm gonna get this.
428
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,156
"Dear Professor Proton,
429
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,024
I would very much like to meet you,
430
00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:44,594
and I only have three weeks to live.
431
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:47,430
Please come visit me
here in Medford, Texas.
432
00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:49,165
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
433
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,046
P.S. My Meemaw makes excellent brisket."
434
00:17:51,049 --> 00:17:52,181
MARY: Sheldon.
435
00:17:52,184 --> 00:17:54,147
Would you like to explain this note?
436
00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:57,540
Well?
437
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,809
I was trying to be more like Georgie.
438
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,210
That's a dumb idea.
439
00:18:01,212 --> 00:18:03,913
We don't want Georgie
to be like Georgie.
440
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:07,817
Well, let me start by
saying how very sorry I am.
441
00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:16,963
ADULT SHELDON: Despite my explanation
442
00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:19,790
that I was embracing my inner Kirk,
443
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:23,393
my mother had me make
amends for all my misdeeds.
444
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,162
Starting in the library,
445
00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:28,765
where I had to reshelve
hundreds of books.
446
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,368
Well, to be honest, that one was a hoot.
447
00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:35,972
The amends got worse when Coach
Wilkins made me climb the rope.
448
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,208
Lacking any upper body strength,
449
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:41,749
I hung there like a
salami in a deli window.
450
00:18:41,752 --> 00:18:45,482
And finally, I had to
apologize to my meemaw,
451
00:18:45,484 --> 00:18:49,609
who was an unfortunate victim
of my sister's treasure hunt.
452
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:55,960
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