Grrr!
[all screaming]
Fools, scurrying like ants. I should treat 'em like ants.
You mean you're taking us on a picnic?
What? No.
Obliterator Bot, magnify!
[all scream]
[Sonic] Incoming heroes!
Can't a guy test out a deadly weapon on innocent civilians
without being interrupted?
What's this world coming to?
See? That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Grrr!
[cheering]
Toot-toot!
Yay!
Congratulations, Sonic.
This is the millionth time you have all saved the village.
You'll receive a Greatest Role Models of All Time Award
as soon as I punch the final hole in your hero rewards card.
Toot-toot!
Thank you all.
We promise to live up to this fine award
and set a good example.
[crazy laughter]
Starting now.
Nothing but net.
I bet I can sink one without looking.
[all cheer]
- [all] Huh? - [gurgles]
A restaurant is no place for such behaviour.
In fairness, Meh Burger's barely a restaurant.
How can you call yourselves role models
when you exhibit such bad judgment?
Come on, sweetie,
let's go find a precarious ledge for you to play on.
She's right. We shouldn't be horsing around in here.
We should be horsing around out here.
Nothing but net.
- Huh? - I'll take that.
Hey. What's the big idea?
We're trying to shoot her out of a cannon into a trash can.
Oh, no, you're not.
DB Platypus, image specialist.
The mayor hired me because there have been complaints
that you role models haven't been very... role modelly.
What? We're awesome role models.
Aargh!
Role models seldom shoot each other out of cannons.
From now on you must be exemplary in every way.
Sounds like you want us to become soulless drones.
Finally someone's paying attention. Ahem.
Remember, you're not people any more, you're role models.
So let the training begin.
Rule one. Never question me.
- Why not? - Role model infraction!
Ha-ha! Sticks is in trouble!
Ha-ha! Knuckles is in trouble! Oh.
I can't believe that ridiculous mayor
gave an award to Sonic and his do-gooder friends.
He might have saved the village a million times
but only because I've endangered the village a million times.
And where's your award?
The only award I ever get is a butt-whooping.
And the occasional Grammy nomination.
It's not right, sir. You're the greatest genius who ever lived.
The most powerful villain in the world...
With the most styling stache in the universe.
Thrice snubbed.
Well, today we're gonna do something about it.
- After you, Tails. - No, after you.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I insist. After you.
Will one of you just order already?
[blows nose]
What delightful roll-modelling!
And you're not doing so bad yourselves.
Why am I always second to bread?
I'll tell you why. Because you shouldn't eat out so often.
A true role model knows the value of a home-cooked meal.
I have a home where we can cook meals.
Wonderful role-modelling.
You could learn a thing or two from her.
I'd really like to help you out,
but municipalities don't give out trophies for villainy.
I'm good at lots of other things.
For example, I have a lovely singing voice.
♪ Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me ♪
♪ Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee ♪
I'm sorry, fourth place isn't a trophy. It's a certificate.
Grrr!
- Ames, dinner ready yet? - [whistle]
Why is it that the female has to cook?
As role models, you must avoid falling into gender stereotypes.
While I agree with you in principle,
the simple fact is I'm the only one who knows how to cook.
And I enjoy it.
What you like is unimportant. You're a role model now.
I have this pole-vaulting trophy I pulled out of the garbage.
Oww!
Finally you're setting a good example.
But... nobody else is here.
No questioning the image specialist!
I am sick of that whistle,
I'm sick of being a role model
and I am sick of this trophy!
No! That's very bad role-modelling.
[knock at door]
That must be Sticks coming back to apologise.
Superbly role-modellish of her, I do say.
- Sonic! It's an emergency! - What?
- Eggman is... - [whistle]
Just a moment, old chap. Running into a room is bad form.
Sonic, I'm looking at you.
Let's try that again.
[knock at door]
I beg your pardon, but it's come to my attention
that a Dr Eggman is laying waste to the entire village.
Anywho, Bob's your uncle, and enjoy your meal.
You heard him, team. Let's get moving.
Not so fast.
If people in the village are going to be watching you,
you need to...
[all] Set a good example.
What? What did we do now?
Nothing. That was my praise whistle.
If you're going into battle, you have to follow a few rules.
Amy Rose, if you're going to swing your hammer,
you'll need protective eye wear.
Sonic, when you race about,
you will need to wear reflective clothing and honk this horn.
Tails, no driving. You don't have a licence.
And, Knuckles, don't break anything.
One step ahead of you.
Got it. Let's go, team!
Do I even need to say it?
If I can't win a trophy, I'll steal one. Ha!
- Guys, it's time to get busy. - [whistle]
Ahem. Impressionable children here.
[sighs] Put on your stupid stuff.
Your stuff.
Your awesomely cool protective gear that all kids should wear.
Hey, Sonic, maybe you should put soft foam caps on your spikes.
- Sonic? - Yeah, yeah, I'm on it.
Now, let's see, where was I? Oh, yes, on a rampage.
Let's crush Eggman once and for all.
Oh, come on!
Use your words.
Let's model conflict resolution through talking things out.
- But he's a villain. - Greatest villain ever.
Stealing a trophy isn't the same as winning one.
If the award is for villainy, I'd say it's better to steal it.
Uh... Well, yeah. You got me there.
Score one for Eggman. I like this battling with words.
You know what else I like?
I-statements. Use your I-statements.
Eggman, when you shoot lasers at me, I feel sad.
I need you to be less destructive.
Offer to meet Dr Eggman halfway.
Eggman, I'd like to meet you...
Meet this!
[Knuckles] Whoa... ugh!
See, kids? They're being role models.
- They're getting crushed. - Like role models.
Brrr!
- [whistle] - Role model infraction!
We don't want these impressionable children
to think this is how you resolve things.
Come on, guys. I can't do this alone.
No! Keep using your words.
You're starting to get through to me.
Sticks, instead of throwing your boomerang,
why don't you offer to, I don't know, share it?
Oh, I'll share it all right.
Hey! Who likes chilli dogs?
Chilli dogs all around!
And don't let anybody tell you to use a napkin.
Coast is clear. No kids around, no consultants watching.
Let's scramble that egg!
Wait. Hold on. What happened to the I-statements?
When you act like a jerk, I start pounding you.
Being a role model is overrated.
I'd much rather be hilariously edgy.
Sonic, when you say things like that,
I feel like throwing up in my mouth.
Subtitling: Eclair Media
Corrected & Synced by Bakugan