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Obviously, this is the living room.
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There's a fully stocked bar in the den,
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and the home theater is downstairs.
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Wow. So, your boss launches
one style website
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and she can afford all of this?
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I wish "1950s closeted father"
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was a look people were clamoring for.
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Oh, it is not that simple.
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The formula for NERP is very specific...
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former actress plus
confidence based on nothing
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equals millions in sales
of iffy wellness products.
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We should get her a gift
for letting us stay here,
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but what do you give someone
who's researching
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charcoal toothbrushes in Sri Lanka?
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Oh, actually, she's judging
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a placenta-cooking contest in Minsk.
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Maybe we should stay away
from the fridge.
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So, we're in wine country.
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When does the wine tasting start,
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because I can use it after
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the public bashing I've had to endure.
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Here we go. No more boo-hooing, Manny.
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The review wasn't that bad.
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He called my portrayal
of Inspector Poirot
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"unconvincing," "not believable,"
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"hard to buy,"
and "ironically redundant".
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Hey, Mitch, Cam,
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now that you guys have had a chance
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to sleep on my performance,
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what did you think?
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- It was a tricky part.
- Yeah, and I don't blame you.
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I blame whoever cast you.
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Finally, the closet part of the tour.
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My boss left each of you
a very special robe.
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They minimize inflammation
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and gently exfoliate your skin
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whilst you wear them.
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That's weird. I only see six robes.
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That's what's weird about them?
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Oh, one last thing...
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Do not touch the tiara
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on display in the drawing room.
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It is very delicate.
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Got it?
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Sorry, honey. You're just...
You're doing that thing
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where you look like
a really intense baby deer.
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Oh, the scarier you try to be,
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- the more adorable you are.
- I know!
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Whatever. I have, like,
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a million errands to run for my boss.
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Hang on. Since, uh, no one's called dibs
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on the master bedroom,
I assume it's up for grabs.
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Oh, actually, there are only
three guest bedrooms upstairs,
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so you'll have to sleep in there, okay?
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The maid's quarters?
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But I'll be right next
to the creaky do...
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You know, if you want,
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- I can put some oil on that.
- Oh, no, no, no. Don't.
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These are traditional
Tibetan creaking hinges.
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We need those.
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- Whoa. Go easy.
- Trust me, Dad.
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Right now, I could really use this.
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I love Phil. Let's just
get that out of the way first,
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but he has these bear slippers.
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I don't know where they came from,
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probably the same place that sells
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pinky rings and other things
that make it difficult
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to see your husband as a sexual being.
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Oh, my gosh. I don't think
I'm allowed here
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in my bare feet.
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Fortunately, I have a tactic
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for getting rid of things that I hate.
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I suggest that Phil
brings them on vacation,
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and then I forget to repack them.
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Thanks.
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Dollar-sign necktie...
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I flung it over Niagara Falls.
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The belt buckle with "Pimp" in crystals?
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Chucked it in the Grand Canyon.
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Huh. I wonder if that's what Gloria did
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to my denim vest in the Galápagos.
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I just gotta sneak out tonight
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and disappear those
bear slippers in the woods.
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Am I a terrible person?
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No, but there might be a pattern
of desecrating national parks
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you might want to look at.
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That's enough, Chubs.
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What are you doing?
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Stella's been severely depressed
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because her best friend, Norman,
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the next-door neighbor's dog, just died.
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She won't even do
her favorite trick anymore.
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Stella.
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Stella, speak.
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Speak. Like you're saying "Hello".
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Hellooo! Hel-Hellooo!
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Hello?
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I wanted to bring Stella
on the trip to cheer her up.
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She never sees seasons,
but Gloria wanted one night
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with just the two of us in bed,
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so I did the only sensible thing.
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You left her at home with a dog sitter?
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Checked her in the hotel down the road.
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I'm trying to get some wine in Gloria
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so she passes out early
and I can sneak off and feed Stella.
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The hotel down the
road? You mean the Ritz?
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I had points. Calm down.
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Oh, how cool. This is both
an opener and a stopper.
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Nice.
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Oh, I guess what it does for bottles,
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it also does for conversations.
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Wait, is that... Ronaldo!
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Mitchell!
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What a surprise.
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And who is this?
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I always assumed I was
your sexiest Latin friend.
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This is Gloria. Gloria, Ronaldo.
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- Bolivian?
- Guatemalan.
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- Venezuelan?
- Colombian.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Not sure what this is.
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Um, so w-what are you doing in town?
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Oh, just picking up some wine
for a party I'm catering...
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at Oprah Winfrey's.
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- What?
- Stop it!
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- Oh, what, is that a big deal?
- Don't you be coy.
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You know the power dynamic
just shifted between us.
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If you want, I can get you two
into the party.
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- Get out!
- You would do that for us?
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Only because I like you so much.
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I like you so much, too!
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That was a quick thaw.
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It can only be the two of you,
though. No Cameron.
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Pepper would kill me.
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Right. Cam's in a feud
with Ronaldo's husband
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over what type of cracker
belongs on a cheese platter.
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Water cracker. The cheese is the star.
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- This isn't our fight.
- No.
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I have to run.
I'll text you the address.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Can you believe this? We're
going to a party at Oprah's.
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What if we become friends with her?
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What if we get our own TV show?
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Who's gonna pick up Joe from school?!
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Gloria... we'll have drivers.
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- Tuesday Company!
- Tuesday Company!
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Cam, Mitch, Claire, and I signed
up for a hip-hop class.
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We knew it was legit when they asked us
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to graffiti our names
on the sign-up wall.
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Right leg, come on.
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Unh. Wrap those arms, come on.
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Unh. Unh.
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And yah!
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I like it. Nice job, everybody!
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Great. That's great.
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Hey, Sho Nuff. Bomb class.
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Yeah, yeah. Really sick.
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Hey, man. You two were hitting
it hard out there.
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I was really believing your movements.
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Are you... saying we brought it?
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I'm saying y'all crushed it.
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Keep it up. All right?
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- Okay.
- Hit it.
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All right. There you go.
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- Cameron?
- Philip?
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- Did you hear that?
- You mean when our dance instructor
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told us we were basically
street-dance superstars?
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Did you notice how he singled us out?
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He didn't even mention Mitch or Claire.
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It's like he's
saying they're holding us back.
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Okay. You know what?
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We need to shed our dead-weight spouses.
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There is nobody
I would rather impress more
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- than Sho Nuff.
- True dat.
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- No, True Dat's just the DJ.
- I don't care what he thinks.
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Turns out, Cam and I
make tremendous dance partners.
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Our bodies are so in tune,
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it's like we finish each other's...
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...sequences.
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Phil starts a move,
and I instinctually complete it.
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And, yeah,
it's as powerful as it sounds.
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Oh, my gosh. Did you ever think
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a farm boy from Missouri
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and... and a real-estate agent
from Key West, Florida,
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would get the opportunity to audition
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for the prestigious Tuesday Company?
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And it only costs slightly more
than regular classes.
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We could be the greatest
masters-level hip-hop duo
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- since Pump Up and The Jam!
- I know!
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Callback's tomorrow, so
we'll have to sneak out tonight
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for a final rehearsal.
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You... You brought the outfit
in case we got it, right?
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"In case"? Good one, Phil.
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I'm having a hard time resisting
dancing with joy, are you?
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- Me-Meet at the grapes.
- Okay.
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Man, it took forever
to find a parking spot.
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I could really use a
sip of a chewy Cabernet.
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You can't drink. You have to stay sober
to drive the rest of us home.
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Wait, is that why I'm here?
To be the designated driver?
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If you need a title, sure.
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Okay, the front door's too loud.
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We can get to the driveway this way.
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I look like Miss Universe.
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What are you doing?
Haley said not to touch that.
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- Ow!
- Let me see.
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Clean cut.
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- Those are real diamonds!
- Leave 'em. Come on.
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- Cam, walk this way.
- Oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Mixing metals is very
in-fashion right now.
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No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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In 18 hours, Sho Nuff is gonna
be rating our dance skills
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on a scale of one to "Dayum"! Come on!
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All right. All right.
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Butt... here.
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Just one more treat.
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Here.
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Shh. We'll just do this quick.
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Shh. Here you go.
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Gorgeous!
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- Dad?
- Oh!
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I thought you were Gloria.
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Wh-Why is Stella here?
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I was going to feed her at the hotel...
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she's clearly in a bad way.
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She trashed the room.
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It looked like The Who
was staying there.
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So, I'm gonna stash her
in the guesthouse,
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brush her fur until she goes to sleep.
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Stella!
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What?
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I am prom queen?!
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It's not... It's not Ashley Walls
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who got the pity vote
after her car accident?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Now we need to be
strategic if we're gonna hit
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all of Oprah's important rooms, okay?
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Her home office, her gift-wrapping room,
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her temperature-controlled vault
of cozy sweaters.
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But what if Gayle is there?
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Do we stop to talk to her?
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No. No Gayle. There's no time.
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Okay, that-that's the third house
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in this compound that we passed.
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How will we know when we get
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to Oprah's actual hou...
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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- I was a beat early on the booty drop.
- No, no, no.
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It was me. I was a beat late
on the chest pop.
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It's weird, but I'm... I'm nervous.
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I am, too. But you know what?
255
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,168
We... We just have to relax
256
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,370
and remember we're... we're
just a couple guys dancing.
257
00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:33,005
Who are we kidding?!
258
00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:35,040
Getting Tuesday Company would be epic!
259
00:09:35,109 --> 00:09:36,775
I know! We get our own cubbies.
260
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,477
We don't have to throw our
keys and wallet in the corner anymore.
261
00:09:38,546 --> 00:09:41,746
Didn't the Tuesdoggs perform at
the WNBA All-Star Game last year?
262
00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,930
It would be life-changing, but
we have to stop talking about
263
00:09:43,999 --> 00:09:45,198
how great it would be.
264
00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:46,499
- That's what's throwing us off.
- Right.
265
00:09:46,568 --> 00:09:48,201
- For now, it's... We're just... Hey.
- Hey.
266
00:09:48,270 --> 00:09:49,369
- Here's two guys...
- Dancing.
267
00:09:49,438 --> 00:09:50,604
- We're dancing. Yeah.
- We're dancing.
268
00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:51,972
- Let's take it from the top. All right.
- Yep.
269
00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:56,676
Five, six, seven, eight, and...
270
00:09:56,745 --> 00:09:57,811
And that's my bad.
271
00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:58,912
Okay.
272
00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:03,764
Where have you been? I turned
around and you were gone.
273
00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:06,167
I was in Oprah's bed!
274
00:10:06,235 --> 00:10:08,869
- Guess her sleep number.
- I don't have to.
275
00:10:08,938 --> 00:10:11,305
- I touched her. I touched Oprah!
- What?!
276
00:10:11,374 --> 00:10:12,473
Well, technically,
277
00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,141
I brushed the edge
of her gown with my finger.
278
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:16,744
But look... my cut's magically healed.
279
00:10:16,813 --> 00:10:18,579
And I heard they have baby elephants
280
00:10:18,648 --> 00:10:21,015
carrying everyone to the south lawn
281
00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:23,583
to see a living chess match. Let's go!
282
00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:24,858
Wait, no, Gloria. Gloria, Come on.
283
00:10:24,927 --> 00:10:27,094
We said we'd only stay for an hour.
284
00:10:27,163 --> 00:10:29,496
We have to get back to our normal lives.
285
00:10:29,565 --> 00:10:31,432
- But how?!
- I know.
286
00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:37,638
Leave them.
287
00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:40,207
Take it from me... if you get
a second chance at love,
288
00:10:40,276 --> 00:10:41,675
you grab it.
289
00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,630
After the trauma of losing
her best friend, Norman,
290
00:10:44,699 --> 00:10:46,766
Stella's veil of depression was lifted
291
00:10:46,835 --> 00:10:48,768
by the promise of new romance.
292
00:10:48,837 --> 00:10:51,170
She realized she could love again.
293
00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:52,909
You can't separate them, Claire.
294
00:10:52,978 --> 00:10:54,945
I'm taking that slipper home with me.
295
00:10:55,013 --> 00:10:57,647
And risk Phil seeing it the next
time we're at your house? Forget it.
296
00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,783
Stella's had her fun. This is over.
297
00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:01,918
Why is this so hard for you to accept?
298
00:11:01,987 --> 00:11:04,187
Is it because it's a dog and a slipper?
299
00:11:19,271 --> 00:11:21,337
My bad.
300
00:11:21,446 --> 00:11:23,179
- Again.
- No, no. No, no.
301
00:11:23,202 --> 00:11:25,369
That's on me. I'm... I'm...
I'm... I'm still in my head.
302
00:11:25,438 --> 00:11:26,837
Let's face it, Cam.
This isn't about nerves.
303
00:11:26,906 --> 00:11:28,639
It's about me losing
whatever spark I once had.
304
00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,385
It's like someone sucked
the funk right out of me!
305
00:11:30,410 --> 00:11:33,110
No, I'm the problem. It's like I've lost
the key to the lock on my pop.
306
00:11:33,179 --> 00:11:34,378
Just...go on without me.
307
00:11:34,447 --> 00:11:36,547
I'm holding you back!
I mean, nuff is nuff.
308
00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:39,850
Maybe Rob Base was wrong.
It takes one to make a thing go right.
309
00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:42,219
- Is it possible...
- Just say it.
310
00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:44,288
...that we're just Monday dancers?
311
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,219
Is it better?
312
00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:53,954
No, I'm still getting
a hint of elephant.
313
00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:55,923
- Get out.
- W... I'm just being honest.
314
00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:59,060
No, we have to push the car
the last 50 feet to the house...
315
00:11:59,128 --> 00:12:00,528
...so that they don't hear us coming.
316
00:12:03,336 --> 00:12:05,903
I feel like some of Oprah's strength
must've rubbed off on me.
317
00:12:05,972 --> 00:12:07,404
I bet I could
carry this car up.
318
00:12:07,473 --> 00:12:08,839
Are you sure this is in neutral?
319
00:12:10,743 --> 00:12:12,409
What is this?!
320
00:12:13,446 --> 00:12:16,146
Did you steal this candy dish
from Oprah's house?
321
00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:19,917
It has her initials engraved.
322
00:12:19,986 --> 00:12:22,586
I couldn't help it. I wanted a souvenir.
323
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:25,256
But you said that we couldn't
bring any evidence in here,
324
00:12:25,324 --> 00:12:26,890
and you didn't even let me take
325
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:28,892
the party napkin that had a cartoon
326
00:12:28,961 --> 00:12:31,595
of her hugging children of many colors!
327
00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:33,030
Okay, I'm sorry.
328
00:12:33,099 --> 00:12:35,833
What if... What if we share
custody of the candy dish?
329
00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:37,334
Okay, fine.
330
00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:39,336
But I get it for the holidays.
331
00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:42,039
Coming.
332
00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:45,909
Oh, hey, sorry. I forgot my keys
in the drawing room.
333
00:12:47,713 --> 00:12:49,413
Okay, where did I put them?
334
00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:50,848
They were right here, right?
335
00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,683
And right where I thought I left them.
336
00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:54,485
Wait a minute. What is that?
337
00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:55,886
Oh, my God.
338
00:12:55,955 --> 00:12:57,321
Oh, my God! The tiara! It's cracked!
339
00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:58,589
Who did this?!
340
00:12:58,658 --> 00:12:59,990
I'll get to the bottom of this.
341
00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:02,726
I don't care what some
feeble-minded vulgarian says.
342
00:13:02,795 --> 00:13:05,763
Manny Delgado knows how to play
the role of an inspector.
343
00:13:05,831 --> 00:13:08,432
- I'll text everyone to come downstairs.
- Thank you.
344
00:13:10,703 --> 00:13:11,735
No!
345
00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:12,836
Oh, no.
346
00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:14,138
Oh, hell no.
347
00:13:16,739 --> 00:13:18,738
Okay. Wait, wait, Dad.
We need an excuse!
348
00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,773
People are gonna wonder
why we weren't in bed.
349
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,641
Um, tell them that, uh, uh...
350
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:24,728
Oh! We were on the balcony
because we saw a moose.
351
00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:25,784
That's dumb.
352
00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:27,879
We'll tell them I'm heating up some milk
for you in the kitchen
353
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,314
because your stomach hurts.
354
00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:31,816
Why? Because I was upset
that I saw a moose?
355
00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,490
Put this on.
356
00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:39,891
- I was early.
- I was late.
357
00:13:42,296 --> 00:13:43,762
Hurry, hurry!
358
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:47,098
Whew! I'm still getting
strong notes of elephant off of you.
359
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,316
- You may have to cut off all your hair.
- No!
360
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,421
I'm sure you're wondering why
I've gathered you all here.
361
00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:55,956
Uh, the tiara's cracked.
You told us in your text.
362
00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:57,591
What I didn't tell you
is that I've vowed
363
00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,360
to find out who's responsible.
364
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:01,095
Well, no, actually,
you did. It was a fairly long...
365
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,174
Everyone's a suspect.
366
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,809
Don't look at me.
I wasn't anywhere near it.
367
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,178
What a surprise...
Phil feigning innocence.
368
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,514
You're just everyone's
favorite Dad, right?
369
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,926
Where were you when you got my text?
370
00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:13,961
Cam's, uh, stomach was upset,
371
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:15,730
and I was warming up some milk for him.
372
00:14:15,798 --> 00:14:17,932
- Claire saw a moose.
- I did.
373
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:21,102
And that's why we were on
the balcony when you texted us.
374
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,370
Well, Gloria and I were in the den.
375
00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:24,038
I ran into her on my way out to my walk,
376
00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:25,473
and then we decided
to watch the moon together.
377
00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:26,641
The moon, huh?
378
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:30,177
Seems unlikely given tonight
is moonless!
379
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:31,545
No matter.
380
00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:35,186
So, did any of you go through
this room at any point?
381
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:39,324
Sounds to me like everybody was inside
382
00:14:39,392 --> 00:14:40,925
doing whatever they were
supposed to be doing.
383
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,315
That's odd because I found
this door slightly open,
384
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,417
which means one of you was outside.
385
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,253
When I find out who went out that door,
386
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,921
quite sure I'll have my culprit.
387
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,122
Hey, what's that?
388
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,493
It appears to be two bottom halves
389
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,428
of a gingerbread man melded together.
390
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,764
Uh, it looks like a bone.
It's a dog treat.
391
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,699
No, it's a human treat,
392
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,669
and it's shaped like
a bone because it's full of calcium.
393
00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:06,648
I was snacking on them
earlier in the day
394
00:15:06,717 --> 00:15:08,083
and I must have dropped one.
395
00:15:10,354 --> 00:15:12,621
Mmm, they're delicious.
396
00:15:13,117 --> 00:15:14,516
And they're very good for you.
397
00:15:14,585 --> 00:15:15,751
Checks out.
398
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,186
That's coming from upstairs!
399
00:15:18,255 --> 00:15:19,621
No, outside.
400
00:15:21,158 --> 00:15:22,858
Gloria, how did this happen?
401
00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:24,259
I have a theory.
402
00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:25,594
I once read about a moose
403
00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,295
that knocked a camper out of neutral.
404
00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:30,098
Perhaps the moose Claire saw earlier did
the same thing here.
405
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,601
The hood's warm. Then don't lean on it.
406
00:15:33,023 --> 00:15:36,158
I admit it! Mitch and I...
we were outside.
407
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,060
He wanted to talk to me about a problem
408
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:41,163
he's having with Cam in the gay bedroom.
409
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,631
Oh, so when it's me, it's a problem.
410
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,800
When it's you, it's what happens
when you work out too much.
411
00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:48,704
It got cold, we went inside the car,
412
00:15:48,772 --> 00:15:50,005
I turned the heater on,
413
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:53,508
and I must have accidentally
knocked it into neutral.
414
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,577
So, it was all ready to roll
when the moose showed up.
415
00:15:55,646 --> 00:15:57,980
Hey, uh, what's
this candy dish doing here?
416
00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,945
Haley, please, I'm trying to think.
417
00:16:00,014 --> 00:16:01,647
But it could be evidence.
418
00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:03,649
What are the lights doing on
in the tennis court?!
419
00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:09,221
Now why would these chairs be out here,
420
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,489
and how do they connect to the moose?
421
00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:13,793
These footprints are in a...
really weird pattern.
422
00:16:13,861 --> 00:16:15,628
Why do these steps feel so familiar?
423
00:16:15,696 --> 00:16:17,463
Cam and I were out here, um...
424
00:16:17,532 --> 00:16:20,199
We were in the kitchen, and
we heard a raccoon outside.
425
00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:22,001
Yeah, yeah. So, we came out, we...
426
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,603
we grabbed a couple chairs
to... to... to scare it off.
427
00:16:24,672 --> 00:16:27,073
We held... held them up like this,
428
00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:28,707
and, um, chased the raccoon,
429
00:16:28,776 --> 00:16:30,543
but it ran into some trash cans
and we were like...
430
00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:32,011
- Oh!
- Oh!
431
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,811
And then, uh, it ran
up the court this way...
432
00:16:34,846 --> 00:16:36,048
- Yep.
- ...and then back a couple of steps
433
00:16:36,117 --> 00:16:39,108
and then forward again and then it
did a little spin.
434
00:16:39,143 --> 00:16:41,686
Yep. That was it. And then it
came back at us, and we were like...
435
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:43,610
Right, left. Right, right,
436
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:45,178
body roll, and spin.
437
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:46,980
And then, it was just gone.
438
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,281
What the hell was that?
439
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,450
What is any of this? I can't
make sense of these clues.
440
00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:52,953
What kind of raccoon isn't scared off by
the presence of a moose?
441
00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:54,221
All we need to know
442
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:57,057
is that Mitchell, Gloria, Cam, and Phil
443
00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:59,659
- are the four and only suspects.
- Not only!
444
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:04,284
One at a time! Phil, go first.
445
00:17:04,353 --> 00:17:05,686
Well, that's a lot of pressure.
446
00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,454
Speak!
447
00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:08,523
What is that noise?
448
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:10,023
It's like a dog saying, "Hello."
449
00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:11,525
Sounds to me like
a California barking moose.
450
00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:12,893
It came from up there.
451
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,129
Hey.
452
00:17:16,198 --> 00:17:18,832
We were really in-sync talking
through that raccoon chase.
453
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:20,866
It felt like maybe we
had our timing back again.
454
00:17:20,891 --> 00:17:21,968
It really did.
455
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,234
Maybe we forgot dance isn't
about the fame or... or glory,
456
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,870
but it's about telling a story
that takes your audience
457
00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:30,473
on a journey that ebbs and flows.
458
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:31,640
Ebb and Flow.
459
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,777
I think we just found our hip-hop names.
460
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:39,829
Jay!
461
00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:41,798
- You brought Stella?!
- No!
462
00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:43,666
She must have tracked us here.
463
00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:45,635
What's that, girl?
464
00:17:45,703 --> 00:17:48,037
What? We left the stove on?
465
00:17:48,106 --> 00:17:49,839
- Well, that was weird.
- Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
466
00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,507
What is my slipper doing in here?
467
00:17:51,576 --> 00:17:53,709
I'm not wrong. It's cold, huh?
468
00:17:53,778 --> 00:17:56,179
Hey. Honey...
469
00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,247
We need to talk about this.
470
00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:02,251
- Um, Stella...
- She wants the slipper, Phil.
471
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,519
Oh, my God.
472
00:18:04,224 --> 00:18:06,524
W-Why is Phil dressed
like a Beastie Boy?
473
00:18:06,593 --> 00:18:07,826
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
474
00:18:07,894 --> 00:18:10,995
You two did hip-hop without us!
475
00:18:11,064 --> 00:18:12,630
Okay, be-because you and Claire
were holding us back.
476
00:18:12,699 --> 00:18:14,766
Oh, please. We are
just as good as you are.
477
00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:16,573
It sounds like somebody
wants a dance-off.
478
00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,269
No. No one ever wants a dance-off.
479
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:20,638
- Phil, why didn't you just tell me?
- Save it, Claire.
480
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,474
I know you put the hit out
on my bear slippers.
481
00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,509
Those are just very unsexy.
482
00:18:24,578 --> 00:18:26,678
Oh, 'cause you always dress so sexy?
483
00:18:26,747 --> 00:18:28,446
Let's check out this nightwear.
484
00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:33,975
Luke's junior high gym shorts,
and the drawstring is an old shoelace.
485
00:18:34,044 --> 00:18:35,643
Well, at least I'm not
one of those wives
486
00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:37,345
that spends a fortune on lingerie.
487
00:18:37,414 --> 00:18:39,514
I mean, look, when the shoelace broke,
488
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,149
I fixed it with a staple.
489
00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:43,451
Well, why don't we add a little spice
for our vacation?
490
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,087
I mean, Gloria wears a floor-length,
beaded nightgown to bed.
491
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,456
Wait a second. No, she doesn't.
492
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,592
Yes.
493
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:54,067
It looked very comfortable
on the website.
494
00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:56,236
Wait a minute. Gloria was with Mitchell.
495
00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:57,804
What have we got going on under here?!
496
00:18:57,873 --> 00:18:59,706
Okay, where were you going
looking so dapper?!
497
00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:01,775
Dapper? Really? Aww...
498
00:19:01,844 --> 00:19:03,477
Oh! Ooh! Manny. Manny!
499
00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:06,079
Hey! Look what just fell out
of Uncle Mitch's pocket!
500
00:19:06,148 --> 00:19:08,048
A second candy dish...
501
00:19:08,192 --> 00:19:10,760
Hold up. This is monogrammed.
502
00:19:10,828 --> 00:19:12,795
"M.O."?
503
00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:14,297
You went to Michelle Obama's without me?
504
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:18,434
You went to Oprah Winfrey's without me?!
505
00:19:18,503 --> 00:19:20,102
Gloria, is this true?
506
00:19:20,171 --> 00:19:22,104
You know how I feel about Oprah.
She changed my...
507
00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:23,372
Excuse me.
508
00:19:23,441 --> 00:19:26,475
She gave me the strength
to change my own life!
509
00:19:31,235 --> 00:19:32,235
Stop. Stop!
510
00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:33,334
Stop!!
511
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:36,104
Have we all forgotten that somebody
512
00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:37,739
cracked my boss's tiara?!
513
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,140
I could get fired!
514
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,442
Well, I touched it once,
515
00:19:40,511 --> 00:19:42,810
so I might have done it.
I'll pay for it.
516
00:19:42,844 --> 00:19:44,277
Hold on. Cam and I messed with it, too.
517
00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:45,645
- I put it on my hand.
- I tried it.
518
00:19:45,714 --> 00:19:47,313
- Me, too.
- Okay, okay, obviously,
519
00:19:47,382 --> 00:19:49,415
everybody monkeyed around
with it, so we'll all chip in.
520
00:19:49,484 --> 00:19:50,550
Really?
521
00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:51,751
- Yes!
- Thank you, guys.
522
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,553
Yeah, let's go to bed!
523
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:57,123
Listen, not to take Phil's side, but you
could wash those shorts
524
00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:59,559
'cause I'm getting a strong
whiff of elephant.
525
00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:02,862
Thanks for trying to help, Manny.
526
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:05,965
I guess we'll really never know
who broke that tiara.
527
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,036
I broke the tiara.
528
00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:09,771
I was alone at the house
the night before
529
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,740
doing a little private wine tasting.
530
00:20:11,809 --> 00:20:13,742
I made a website,
531
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,344
and I tell people how to live.
532
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,613
Get a latte enema.
533
00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:20,242
Drink ocean water.
534
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,283
Oh.
535
00:20:22,419 --> 00:20:23,652
Ooh...
536
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,354
I knew if I said to my family,
"Do not touch",
537
00:20:26,423 --> 00:20:28,590
one of those bozos
would have to try it on
538
00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:31,626
and then think
they cracked it themselves.
539
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:34,663
That's right. I'm a little
smarter than people think.
540
00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:37,332
But lucky, too. That moose
almost ruined everything.
541
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,607
You know, there's no sense denying it.
542
00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:43,260
Life, as we know it, has changed.
543
00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:45,853
Yeah, yeah. From now on, you'll be
dancing on Tuesdays.
544
00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:48,514
Oh, Ronaldo's FaceTiming.
545
00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:50,314
Hey, guys.
546
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,065
So, uh, listen.
547
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:54,064
Oprah knows about the candy dish.
548
00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:55,986
I don't know what you're talking about.
549
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,772
There are cameras, Mitchell!
You need to bring it back.
550
00:20:58,807 --> 00:20:59,858
Where are you?
551
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:03,281
I'm still here at Oprah's,
under my own free will.
552
00:21:03,316 --> 00:21:06,747
And I will probably
stay here in this tower
553
00:21:06,816 --> 00:21:08,916
until she gets her dish back.
554
00:21:08,985 --> 00:21:11,352
It's quite meaningful.
She stole it from...
555
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:15,556
...got it as a gift from Michelle Obama.
556
00:21:17,614 --> 00:21:19,413
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
557
00:21:19,516 --> 00:21:21,616
We have Michelle Obama's candy dish.
558
00:21:21,718 --> 00:21:23,818
Oprah Winfrey has our number.
559
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,587
O-kay! Okay! Okay!
560
00:21:26,612 --> 00:21:31,612
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