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Why are you wearing
a Band-Aid?
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Halley bit me.
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(laughs)
You got beaten up by a girl.
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Hey, that's sexist.
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You're right.
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(laughs)
You got beaten up by a baby.
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- Hi. - Hey.
- Hey.
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What you got there?
Oh, I grabbed a sandwich
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at the food truck
out front.
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Wait, n-now, hold on.
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Tonight is Friday,
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and I believe you know
what that means.
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That my fun, young life took
a drastic turn somewhere?
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No.
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But yeah.
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No, that means it's
Chinese food night.
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Yeah, and you have Chinese food.
So eat it.
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But I can smell your pastrami.
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And we can all hear
your complaining,
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so no one's happy.
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It does smell good.
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Oh, it is.
I had one the other day.
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(stammers)
What is happening?
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Everybody's supposed to be
eating Chinese food.
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Well, actually,
I believe the Chinese
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may have invented
the sandwich.
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Their dish “rou jia mo”
literally means
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“meat between bread.”
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So, it looks like all
of us, including Penny,
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are eating Chinese food.
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Except for you, Sheldon.
You're eating crow.
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I'm sorry, I think
you're forgetting
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that the sandwich
was invented
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by John Montagu,
the Earl of Sandwich.
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Oh. The truck's called
“Pearl of Sandwich.”
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Now I get it.
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All right, that smells too good.
I got to get one of those.
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And I think you're forgetting
that there are written documents
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of meat between bread
being eaten in China
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during the Tang dynasty.
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You know what,
I'll go with you.
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And then maybe we just go home.
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I think you're defining
bread very loosely.
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If we go down that road,
where does it end?
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Well, I would say
when we go to bed,
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but you talk
in your sleep.
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I don't want to get into this
with you right now.
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We'll talk about this
when I'm asleep.
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I don't want to talk
about it when you're asleep.
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How come we can't
talk about it now?
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Well, because I'm eating now.
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Fine. How's your moo shu?
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You know what?
It's great.
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Wait, look at that.
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Hmm. Well, maybe the Chinese
did invent the sandwich.
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I guess you were right.
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Too bad no one's
around to hear it.
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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I can smell that food truck
from up here.
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Just close the window
if you don't like the smell.
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Of course I like the smell.
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It's salt and fat.
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My brain may be evolved,
but my tongue still wants
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to pick up a club and drag
that truck back to my cave.
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So, there's something
you like,
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but it's also
driving you crazy.
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Been there, doing it now.
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No, it-it's a distraction.
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How can I focus on my work
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when all I can think about is
how much I want that sandwich?
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So, go get one.
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I can't just give in
to every urge I have
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when I have it.
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That's why I have
a rigid schedule.
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It's bad enough I had to
give in to my urge
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to create a rigid schedule.
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You know, why don't I just
go down to the food truck
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and ask them to move?
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- Why are you taking cash?
- No reason.
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Oh, this is the life.
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What could be better than this?
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If you weren't wearing
one of my swimsuits.
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I'll give it back.
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(chuckles)
You know the rule--
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once it touches hiney,
it's no longer miney.
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You're such a prude.
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Do you know all the things
this water's touching right now?
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Well, I'm relaxed enough.
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Hey, Howard, look.
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What's that?
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Huh.
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Looks like someone's drone.
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Oh, no.
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Do you think it was spying on us
in the hot tub?
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'Cause I'm only 40% of the way
to my beach bod.
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One of the propellers
is broken.
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It must have crashed.
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Oh. Do you think
you could fix it?
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Maybe. Should we try and
track down the owner first?
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Yeah, that's probably
a good idea.
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Anyone lose a drone?
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Looks like it's ours.
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Yay, we got a drone!
Shh.
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(whispers): Oh.
Yay, we got a drone.
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(sighs)
The pastrami truck moved.
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That is the danger
of a restaurant on wheels.
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No, apparently someone
complained
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to the tenants association,
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and they're not allowed to park
on our street anymore.
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Who would complain about
something that everyone loves?
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Oh...
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Did you complain
to the tenants association
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about the food truck?
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Yes.
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And they actually
took you seriously?
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Oh, the tenants association
takes every complaint seriously.
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Oh, great, because I'm about
to send them an e-mail
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complaining about you.
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(phone chimes)
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Excuse me.
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Wow.
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Someone should have
spell-checked.
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What is going on here?
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You're the tenants
association?
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(laughs): You should see
the look on your face.
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You might want to
tell your wife
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that there's no “Y”
in “pastrami.”
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Okay, that ought
to do it.
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I've replaced the propeller
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and reattached the
gimbal controller unit.
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Dude, you're like
Grey's Anatomy for robots.
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Also, why isn't that a show?
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I just need to see
if I can re-sync
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the controls to
this old remote.
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We should name it.
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The drone, or your
stupid robot show?
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The drone.
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The show's already got
a name--
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General Bot-spital.
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I got it working!
(chuckles)
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Oh, oh!
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Let's play William Tell.
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I'll put this bowl
on my head.
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See if you can knock it off
without hitting me.
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You read my mind.
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What are you doing?
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Either breaking a bowl
or breaking Raj's head.
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Be careful, they don't
make that bowl anymore.
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(chuckles)
It's a nice one.
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Yeah. We found it in the yard
and fixed it up.
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Aren't you worried there's
some kid out there
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missing his drone?
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Oh, please, Bernadette,
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this is not
a children's toy, okay?
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This thing's got
an HD camera on it.
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Okay, then aren't you worried
there's some rich
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Peeping Tom out there
missing his drone?
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We asked around,
and no one claimed it.
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Ha. I think we've
done all we can do.
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Did you check the video card?
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Maybe you can see where
it started off from.
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What a great idea, honey.
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So, let me get
this straight.
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You are the president
of the tenants association?
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President, only member,
and harshest critic.
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I once gave myself
an official reprimand
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for conducting a meeting
in the shower.
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The steam warped my gavel.
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Okay, so when I got a fine
for leaving my clothes
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in the dryer for too long,
that was from you?
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$14.99.
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The exact price of a new gavel.
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And the noise complaint
we got
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for singing you
“Happy Birthday”?
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As a friend, I was touched.
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As a representative
of the building,
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I thought that you should
pick a key and stick with it.
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Hi.
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Do you know he is the entire
tenants association?
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No, but I'm not
surprised.
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He's also the pope of a planet
he invented in hyperspace.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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'Cause I wanted to make sure
that you loved the man,
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not the office.
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You can't just declare
yourself president.
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I didn't.
I called a meeting,
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I was the only one to attend.
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I nominated myself, and after
a pretty moving speech,
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I voted myself in.
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Well, if you can
vote yourself in,
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then we can vote you out.
Yeah.
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Fine. Make a motion
at the next meeting.
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When is that?
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It's the first Saturday
of every month.
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Unless there's
an emergency meeting.
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Then we call
an emergency meeting.
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You really don't have to.
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This is the first Saturday
of the month.
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Okay, fine.
Then we vote you out.
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Uh, uh, hold on.
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Hold on. First,
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we have to read the minutes
from last month's meeting.
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Amy, would you do the honors?
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Why not?
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“Saturday, March 3rd.
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“7:05, meeting called to order.
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“7:06, president gets
shampoo in eye.
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00:09:03,053 --> 00:09:04,786
7:07, meeting adjourned.”
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00:09:04,788 --> 00:09:07,055
Okay, can we
vote you out now?
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Ah, very well. New business.
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I move for a vote
of no confidence
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in the president.
Yeah.
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Two to one, you lose.
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00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:19,300
Not so fast. I believe
we have one tenant here
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who has not made
her voice heard.
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Oh...
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We're waiting, fiancée.
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Yeah, we're waiting,
best friend.
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Yeah, we're waiting,
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neighbor who needed a battery
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and totally got one from me,
no strings attached.
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I don't want to be
in the middle of this.
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No matter which way I vote,
I'm either
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a bad friend,
a bad fiancée,
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or an ungrateful recipient
of a battery.
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Next time I have a meeting
in the shower,
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you're welcome to attend.
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Sheldon. Sheldon for president.
I pick Sheldon!
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00:10:01,346 --> 00:10:04,176
Ugh, I can't believe my best
friend sided with Sheldon.
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00:10:04,177 --> 00:10:07,646
Can't believe my best friend
is Sheldon.
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00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,948
Ah, I should've taken
that gavel
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00:10:09,950 --> 00:10:11,302
and shoved it right down
his throat.
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Ugh.
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00:10:12,052 --> 00:10:13,051
I would've gone the other way,
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00:10:13,053 --> 00:10:15,220
but it would've gotten
to his throat.
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00:10:15,956 --> 00:10:17,455
What?
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00:10:17,457 --> 00:10:18,723
Don't be mad at me.
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I mean, I can't vote
against him.
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00:10:20,193 --> 00:10:21,626
Even when he's being crazy?
249
00:10:21,628 --> 00:10:23,628
Well, what other times
are there?!
250
00:10:23,630 --> 00:10:26,164
So you just let him get
away with anything?
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00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,966
Well, not anything.
252
00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:29,768
But honestly,
pastrami sandwich
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is not the hill
I want to die on.
254
00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:33,571
It's not about
the sandwich.
255
00:10:33,573 --> 00:10:34,839
It's about
the principle.
256
00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:35,774
Yeah, principle.
257
00:10:35,776 --> 00:10:38,510
And a little bit sandwich.
Yeah.
258
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,945
Look, there are a bunch of other
tenants in this building.
259
00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:43,348
All you need is for one of them
to vote your way,
260
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,316
and then Sheldon's out
and I didn't betray him.
261
00:10:45,318 --> 00:10:47,185
Hey, you know, that's
actually a good plan.
262
00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:50,455
That you came up with
all by yourself.
263
00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:54,125
Now, if you'll excuse me,
264
00:10:54,127 --> 00:10:55,827
told Sheldon
I was going to the market,
265
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:59,064
so... I'm taking
some of your stuff.
266
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,041
I was never here.
267
00:11:12,813 --> 00:11:15,213
Sometimes you don't see it
'cause she's next to Sheldon,
268
00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:17,182
but she's pretty weird.
269
00:11:19,252 --> 00:11:22,120
Okay. All hooked up.
Here we go.
270
00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:24,355
I hope there's nothing
disturbing on there.
271
00:11:24,357 --> 00:11:26,524
Like you two in a hot tub?
272
00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:30,862
Hold on.
Now I'm getting a picture.
273
00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:36,935
That's not very
much to go on.
274
00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:40,238
Oh, that's plenty to go on.
275
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,108
We can't give up.
276
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:45,677
We got to find her.
277
00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:48,246
You just want to find
her 'cause she's cute.
278
00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:50,381
Not just because she's cute.
279
00:11:50,383 --> 00:11:51,950
She also owns
a pretty expensive drone,
280
00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:54,052
which means she has money
and doesn't mind wasting it.
281
00:11:54,054 --> 00:11:57,021
And I... I like that in a woman.
282
00:11:58,225 --> 00:12:00,658
Do you see anything that could
help us locate her?
283
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:01,993
Hmm, let me have a look.
284
00:12:01,995 --> 00:12:03,161
She's got eagle eyes,
285
00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:05,563
always spotting continuity
errors in movies.
286
00:12:05,565 --> 00:12:08,800
(chuckles)
It's not annoying at all.
287
00:12:08,802 --> 00:12:10,668
Oh. There.
288
00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:11,936
Right there.
289
00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:13,505
Check out the pin
on her jacket.
290
00:12:13,507 --> 00:12:15,206
Isn't that from
the comic book store?
291
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,341
Hmm, is it?
292
00:12:16,343 --> 00:12:18,309
Hey, Howard, zoom in.
Oh.
293
00:12:18,311 --> 00:12:21,813
Fine. Zooming in.
(whooshes)
294
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,316
Yeah, I know
you're being a jerk,
295
00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:27,719
but it's actually helpful.
296
00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:31,089
Hi.
297
00:12:31,091 --> 00:12:32,824
Hi. We're your neighbors
from downstairs.
298
00:12:32,826 --> 00:12:34,058
We've met.
299
00:12:35,061 --> 00:12:36,194
Remember?
300
00:12:36,196 --> 00:12:38,096
I invited you to my housewarming
when I moved in.
301
00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:39,697
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
302
00:12:39,699 --> 00:12:41,366
You know, it's been
a crazy couple months.
303
00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:43,134
That was two years ago.
304
00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:48,106
Welcome to the building.
Mm-hmm.
305
00:12:48,108 --> 00:12:51,309
So, I-I'm running for president
of the tenants association.
306
00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:52,677
I could really use your vote.
307
00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,379
You said you were gonna stop by.
308
00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:56,314
I bought a lot of food.
309
00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:59,050
Anyway, meeting's tomorrow.
310
00:12:59,052 --> 00:13:00,418
We really hope
you can make it.
311
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,253
I'll be there.
Oh, really?
312
00:13:02,255 --> 00:13:05,023
Yeah. You should buy
a lot of food.
313
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,861
So, I'm running for president
of the tenants association
314
00:13:09,863 --> 00:13:11,396
and I could really use
your vote.
315
00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:12,530
Uh, who's president now?
316
00:13:12,532 --> 00:13:13,865
Uh, Sheldon Cooper.
317
00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,300
You know, about yay tall
318
00:13:15,302 --> 00:13:17,101
and about yay annoying.
319
00:13:18,271 --> 00:13:20,471
So you want me to vote
against Sheldon Cooper?
320
00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:21,973
Yeah. You just need
to show up at a meeting...
321
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,341
Oh, no, no. No can do.
322
00:13:23,343 --> 00:13:25,643
He's got a restraining order
against me.
323
00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:27,512
Really? Why?
324
00:13:27,514 --> 00:13:28,947
Uh, I locked him
on the roof once.
325
00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:31,182
(whispers):
Three times.
326
00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:34,118
So, Mrs. Petrescu,
327
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,753
we were hoping you would vote
for Leonard
328
00:13:35,755 --> 00:13:37,121
instead of voting for Sheldon.
329
00:13:37,123 --> 00:13:39,123
Vote Sheldon.
330
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,726
No, no. Vote Leonard.
331
00:13:41,728 --> 00:13:44,262
No vote Leonard.
332
00:13:44,264 --> 00:13:48,499
No. Vote Leonard.
333
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:50,869
Thank you.
334
00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:56,407
She's wearing a pin
from your store.
335
00:13:56,409 --> 00:13:57,742
Do you know who she is?
336
00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,077
Oh, sure, yeah.
That's Cynthia.
337
00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:01,179
Wha... s-so,
she's a customer?
338
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:03,681
Yeah, yeah, but I-I haven't
seen her in a while.
339
00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:05,350
And before you say anything,
340
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:07,685
there is a lot of reasons
women stop coming here.
341
00:14:07,687 --> 00:14:09,554
It's not just me.
342
00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:11,756
But this time...
343
00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:12,991
It was me. Yeah.
344
00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:17,829
I was trying out
a flirty new smile.
345
00:14:21,768 --> 00:14:24,836
Now, I don't use the word
346
00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:28,172
“ghoulish” a lot, but...
347
00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:31,175
I-I just can't think
of another word.
348
00:14:32,212 --> 00:14:34,746
Wait, do you know
how to find her?
349
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,315
Yeah. I think I have her
address on my mailing list.
350
00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:39,651
Oh. Hey. Please, let me bring
the drone back to her.
351
00:14:39,653 --> 00:14:41,452
You think you've got a shot?
352
00:14:41,454 --> 00:14:43,454
What if she's married?
She's not.
353
00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:45,423
It's meant to be.
354
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:46,724
A little tip.
355
00:14:46,726 --> 00:14:49,928
Uh, stick with the smiles
you know.
356
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,501
Hi. What are you doing?
357
00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:59,370
Leonard and Penny are trying
to turn the tenants against me,
358
00:14:59,372 --> 00:15:01,839
so they are about to see
just what kind of power
359
00:15:01,841 --> 00:15:04,309
the president of
the tenants association wields.
360
00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:09,547
“You must be at least this tall
to use washing machine”?
361
00:15:09,549 --> 00:15:13,251
I'm gonna hang it up
higher than Leonard.
362
00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:16,154
And then his clothes
will smell.
363
00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:18,990
And nobody's voting for a man
with smelly clothes.
364
00:15:18,992 --> 00:15:20,992
No, not when there's
a perfectly unscented
365
00:15:20,994 --> 00:15:22,327
incumbent on the ballot.
366
00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:25,330
Sheldon, I have
an advanced degree
367
00:15:25,332 --> 00:15:26,798
in the study of
the human brain,
368
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,100
so if my fiancé
is a raving lunatic,
369
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,135
it's kind of a ding
on my reputation.
370
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:34,238
If leaders
just stepped aside
371
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,374
every time they didn't have
the consent of the governed,
372
00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:37,408
what would we have?
373
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:40,178
Democracy.
374
00:15:41,047 --> 00:15:42,613
Not on my watch.
375
00:15:47,754 --> 00:15:49,120
Okay. Don't be weird.
376
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,422
Don't be weird.
Don't be weird.
377
00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:53,691
(deep voice):
Hello.
378
00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:56,127
Hey. You found my drone.
379
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,228
(normal voice):
Yeah, yeah. Yes.
380
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,930
It took a while
to track you down,
381
00:15:58,932 --> 00:16:01,566
but to see the look on
your face, it was worth it.
382
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,701
Aw, that's sweet.
383
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,470
Rajesh.
384
00:16:05,472 --> 00:16:07,171
Cynthia.
Ah, pleasure to meet you.
385
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:09,207
Likewise.
386
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:11,909
I-I feel like I should give you
a reward or something.
387
00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,478
Oh, oh, no, you don't
have to do that.
388
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,412
No, I insist.
389
00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:15,980
How about your
phone number?
390
00:16:15,982 --> 00:16:18,683
Give me your phone.
391
00:16:22,722 --> 00:16:26,257
Thanks. So, I'll-I'll
call you, Cynthia.
392
00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:28,192
Great, Rajesh.
(both chuckle)
393
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:29,794
And thanks again.
394
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,229
Uh, sure.
395
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,533
(phone rings)
396
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:38,002
Just checking.
397
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:42,040
(knocking, door opens)
398
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,741
Hey, Sheldon.
399
00:16:43,743 --> 00:16:47,945
We found something
pretty interesting.
400
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:51,549
Huh. Well, that is surprising.
401
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:55,353
I, for one, have no idea
what they're talking about.
402
00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:57,989
Turns out, when Amy took over
Penny's apartment,
403
00:16:57,991 --> 00:17:00,691
she was put on the lease,
not you.
404
00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,360
PENNY: Yeah, and when I
moved across the hall,
405
00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:04,695
you got taken off the
lease and I got added.
406
00:17:04,697 --> 00:17:06,764
Well, what are you saying?
407
00:17:06,766 --> 00:17:08,900
That Sheldon's not
technically a tenant at all
408
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,969
and therefore,
has no standing to be president
409
00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:15,073
of the tenants association
no matter who votes for him?
410
00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:17,842
I don't know
how you found that out,
411
00:17:17,844 --> 00:17:20,211
but I am guessing
all on your own.
412
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,747
So, looks like
we need to figure out
413
00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:24,248
who the new president
should be.
414
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,850
I nominate myself.
I second it.
415
00:17:25,852 --> 00:17:27,885
Huh.
416
00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:31,089
Well, as a woman in love,
I want to stand by my man.
417
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:34,392
Too bad that's been rendered
bureaucratically impossible.
418
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,996
Well, this is hard for me
419
00:17:38,998 --> 00:17:41,666
because I do love
a legal technicality
420
00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:43,101
and this is a good one.
421
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:47,038
Although, not quite as good as
the provision in California law,
422
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,774
which states a person
who occupies a dwelling
423
00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:54,078
for 30 consecutive days becomes
a tenant at will and as such...
424
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,647
I vote for Leonard!
You...
425
00:17:56,649 --> 00:17:57,982
What?
426
00:17:57,984 --> 00:18:00,017
I'm sorry, Sheldon.
427
00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:02,954
With minimal power comes
minimal responsibility,
428
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,356
and you couldn't handle it.
429
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:09,327
Don't you misquote Spider-Man
to me.
430
00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:10,294
It's not your fault.
431
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,563
I mean, what man
wouldn't be seduced
432
00:18:12,565 --> 00:18:16,033
by the power to decide how late
the laundry room stays open?
433
00:18:16,035 --> 00:18:18,169
Wait, you're the reason
I had to come back
434
00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:20,004
and get my jeans
the next morning?
435
00:18:21,374 --> 00:18:23,908
I can't believe you expect
me to give that up.
436
00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:27,645
Sheldon,
it's the American way,
437
00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:29,413
the peaceful transfer
of power.
438
00:18:29,415 --> 00:18:30,848
I don't know.
439
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,717
Think about Ant-Man.
440
00:18:32,719 --> 00:18:36,287
I'm always thinking
about Ant-Man.
441
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,688
Michael Douglas had the suit
442
00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:40,258
and then he passed it on
to Paul Rudd.
443
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,995
Maybe you're right.
444
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,463
Really?
The Ant-Man thing?
445
00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:47,532
That's what won you over?
446
00:18:47,534 --> 00:18:49,300
Yes. He got the details right.
447
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,868
That's how you use
a superhero.
448
00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:52,537
Mm.
449
00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:55,540
I suppose it is time I
passed this on to Leonard.
450
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,241
Thank you.
Yeah, thanks.
451
00:18:57,243 --> 00:18:59,110
I-I know that's hard for you.
452
00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:00,611
Well, it was.
453
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:02,046
But you know what?
454
00:19:02,048 --> 00:19:03,881
Instead of being in charge,
455
00:19:03,883 --> 00:19:06,651
I can now be
the vocal opposition,
456
00:19:06,653 --> 00:19:10,121
criticizing and badgering
the president at every turn.
457
00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:13,524
I think you'll be
really good at that.
458
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:15,526
Me, too.
459
00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:19,397
I think I've made
a huge mistake.
460
00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,465
Me, too.
461
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,391
Can't believe you
got her number.
462
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:30,192
I know, right?
463
00:19:30,194 --> 00:19:32,628
How amazing would it be
if this worked out
464
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,363
and the story
of how I met my wife
465
00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:37,233
started with you and me
in the hot tub together.
466
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:43,839
Well, do us both a favor
and start the story later.
467
00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:45,341
Whatever.
468
00:19:45,343 --> 00:19:47,243
I have a good feeling
about this girl.
469
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:48,811
Like, we really hit it off.
470
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,746
Stop flying it around.
471
00:19:50,748 --> 00:19:52,248
You're gonna break it.
472
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,016
Why do you care?
473
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:57,486
Because we have to give it back
to the beautiful mystery girl.
474
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,754
Aw.
475
00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:00,456
I mean, did you see
how hot she was?
476
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:03,392
I want to get all up on that
and start making babies!
477
00:20:03,394 --> 00:20:06,295
I know exactly what underwear
478
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:08,998
I'm gonna wear
on our first date.
479
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,466
None!
480
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:18,458
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