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Santiago, your test results
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from the sergeant's exam have arrived.
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Ooh, everybody make room.
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Amy needs adequate space
to do her signature dork dance.
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I don't know if there's
going to be a dork dance.
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I mean, look how small that envelope is.
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That's not a big, good news envelope.
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That's a little, bad news envelope.
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What? That's nuts.
Sarge, tell her envelope size
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- doesn't matter.
- If I'm being honest,
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- I got a much bigger envelope.
- Oh, God.
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Unhelpful, Terry. Very unhelpful.
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- Mine was bigger, too.
- Okay.
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I just won't ever open it.
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That way, I'll never get rejected.
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- Fine, I'll open it.
- No!
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Oh, whoa!
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Do it harder.
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I opened it.
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- You passed.
- Oh, my God.
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I'm going to be a sergeant.
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You're going to be a sergeant!
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Yes!
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♪ Oh, no, it's happening. ♪
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Whoo!
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- Yeah!
- That's my future wife!
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So...
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Amy Santiago, put down that melon,
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for you are about to feast your eyes
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on one of the most delicious
cases in the NYPD.
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I don't like the personality
I've chosen here.
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I do. You sound like Caesar Flickerman
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welcoming new "Hunger Games"
tributes to the Quarter Quell.
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- What's going on, Jake?
- In one week,
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you will officially become a sergeant.
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Which means this case
will be the last one
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we ever work together as detectives,
so it has to be perfect.
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I present to you a serial arson case.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And the fires seem to be
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connected to the Saturday
crossword puzzle.
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- Mama like.
- Two different buildings,
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two consecutive Saturdays,
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and a puzzle left at each crime scene,
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and a note was sent
to the puzzle's author,
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- Mr. Melvin Stermley.
- Melvin Stermley?
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He's the best in the game!
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He made a puzzle once
where all the answers
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were just the word "puzzle"
in different languages.
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- In Estonian, it was moistatus.
- Yeah, well, your moistatus
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is about to be hecka moist...
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don't call HR, we are getting married...
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because Melvin Stermley is coming in
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- to help us with the case!
- Sha-wing!
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Hey, I was going through your
calendar for some reason.
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- It's your job.
- Right.
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Anyhoobs, I wanted to remind
you about the commissioner
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candidate meet and greet,
and your presentation
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to the selection committee.
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Being that I am your campaign manager...
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- You are not.
- I did a little sleuthing
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on your rivals.
You want me to spill the beans?
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Why would you ever
intentionally spill beans?
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They're one of nature's most
densely packed protein sources,
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and they remain unsullied by flavor.
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Okay, forget it, I'll just mosey on out.
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Fine, fine, tell me everything.
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All right, have a seat. It's Gina time.
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Say hello to your compe-tish.
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Bryan McCann, John Kelly,
and John Kelly.
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Yes, that's right,
there are two John Kellys.
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How are these not the same man?
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You should see their wives.
Or should I say, wife.
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Good God, do you know what
their speeches are about?
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I do.
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"Staying the course."
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"Maintaining the course," and
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"Blazing a path to a new future."
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I'm kidding, it's
"Remaining on the course."
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Unbelievable, none of these men
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have any interest in advancing the NYPD.
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That's right, because they're dinosaurs.
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But do you know what kills dinosaurs?
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- Asteroids?
- No.
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You-steroids.
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You are going to kill these dinosaurs.
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Hey, hey dum-dum. What are you thinking?
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Introducing Amy to her celebrity crush?
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- Are you insane?
- Relax, Charles.
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It's not a crush, it's her
nerdy crossword puzzling hero.
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I mean, the guy's
got to be a massive dork.
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His name is Melvin Stermley,
for God's sake.
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Jake, he's here. Come meet Melvin.
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Hey, you can call me Vin.
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But, where is nerd?
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Whoa, is this a new detective car?
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It sure is, I put in the paperwork
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18 months ago, and got lucky.
They fast tracked it!
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Say hello to the Nine-Nine's
brand new, fully loaded,
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sweet-as-hell crime-crusher on wheels!
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Holy crap, it has a heads-up display
with built-in license plate reader.
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Who cares. It's got two burrito holders.
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- Those are cup holders, Scully.
- Oh yeah?
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Then what am I supposed
to use my thighs for, genius?
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Wait, who are you assigning
this car to, Sarge?
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Um, I was actually thinking
I'd get this one.
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- Seriously?
- You suck.
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Whoa, the heater in my detective car
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hasn't worked in two years.
I don't have enough body fat
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to keep warm, Terry's sick of shivering.
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Okay, just seems a little selfish
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to keep it for yourself
when your detectives,
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who you took an oath to protect,
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are stuck driving their crappy old cars.
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- Mine's the oldest.
- I've never felt so abandoned.
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And I was actually abandoned.
They found me in a swamp.
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Fine. We'll do a drawing for it.
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But until then, no one touches it.
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Oops, too late.
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I left a ranch handprint
on the windshield.
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Okay, so here are your puzzles
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from the days the arsonist set the fire.
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This is really good, Amy, thanks.
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Hey, so Vin, just curious.
Would you say you have
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the typical physique
of a puzzle maker, or?
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Well, each puzzle only pays
a couple hundred bucks,
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so I mostly make my money modeling.
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- Primarily swimwear.
- Yeah, I hear that.
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I could do that too, but I
make pretty good money here,
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so I don't really need to.
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Anyways, let's talk about the case.
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So here's the letter that
the arsonist sent to Vin.
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"Your clues I discombobulate
to teach you to conjugate,
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the fool who fails to validate
will watch as I conflagrate."
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It seems like he's using my
crossword to tell me something.
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Oh, maybe we should look
at anagrams of the answers.
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That's really good, "o nasty amiga!"
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Oh, what?
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He re-arranged the letters
of "Amy Santiago."
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He anagrammed me! Vin, do Jake Peralta.
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- I doubt that's even possible.
- Eat a jerk, pal.
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What, no one's ever said that phrase.
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I really think this anagram
approach makes a lot of sense.
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Seriously? Let's do it.
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I'll take even clues, you take odds.
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Great, and I will take
everyone's coffee order.
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- That's equally helpful.
- I don't drink coffee.
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- But I'd love a kombucha.
- Great, I'll just...
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walk to the kombucha store.
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- Everything okay?
- Yeah, of course.
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You can't wear a coat over a tank,
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- You're not Ryan Gosling.
- Feeling jealous, buddy?
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No, not at all.
I mean, I am a little surprised
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that somebody named Melvin
is so bodacious,
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but I feel that jealousy
is an ugly emotion.
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- That you are feeling.
- And I'm just glad
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that Amy is spending
some time with her hero.
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- Who is super hot.
- Charles, let it go.
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- And smart.
- I'm serious, stop.
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And hilarious.
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Eat a jerk, pal!
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So, how's it going in here?
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Vin, I see you're still coatless.
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- I run hot, like a wolf.
- Oh, I see.
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I wonder if the word "conjugate"
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in the arsonist's letter means we should
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- focus on the verb answers.
- Cool, I love verbs.
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- Second favorite part of speech.
- After prepositions.
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Yeah, words are cool.
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But maybe we should switch gears a bit,
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and get back to some good
old-fashioned police work.
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- What are you thinking?
- Well, whoever's setting
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these fires is clearly trying
to humiliate Vin.
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You know, make a puzzle he can't solve.
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So maybe we should focus
on people that don't like you.
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Jake has a point about motive.
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Maybe another puzzler
wants to take you down.
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Well, if you're
looking for a puzzle head,
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I'm hosting a crossword night
at the Turnkey Bar tonight.
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Oh, I've always wanted to go there.
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That place is a total puzz-hang.
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Ah, gross, all right,
so we'll go undercover,
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chat some people up, and see
if we can't find our arsonist.
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- Good idea.
- Oh, Amy likes my plan.
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Great, so Vin, why don't we
just get this coat back on you,
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and I'll help you
get out of the door, here.
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And we'll see you tonight, okay, bye!
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- The best.
- Right?
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Yeah!
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Wow, the competition
looks even older in person.
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What do you think these
dinosaurs are talking about?
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Where to find "Matlock" reruns?
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Be professional, Gina.
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Like the homecare nurses
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who will tuck them into bed tonight.
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- Oh, hello, John.
- Raymond.
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I just want to say what an honor it is
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to be up for the same job
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as a man with your... experience.
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Thank you.
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I paused suggestively
before I said "experience,"
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so he would know
it wasn't really a compliment.
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Who are you talking to?
I invented the pause.
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Raymond Holt,
I'm Captain Olivia Crawford.
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I'm the new candidate for commissioner.
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- Oh?
- Excuse me?
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Yeah, I replaced the other candidate.
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He retired to spend more time
with his grandchildren.
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Anyway, I just wanted to say
what a privilege it is
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to be up for the same job
as a man with your... tenure.
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- Oh, damn, she paused, dude.
- In error, I am certain.
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Olivia, I may be older than you,
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but I am not some dinosaur
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intent on maintaining the status quo.
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For example, I would add
a social media officer
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- to every precinct.
- Interesting.
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I plan on eliminating
precincts all together.
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What, no precincts?
That's not how we do things.
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That's exactly what
both John Kellys said.
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Oh no, she's the asteroid.
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And I don't want to say
you're a dinosaur, but...
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You're a dinosaur.
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Wow, a whole crowd full of puzzlers.
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Gotta be honest,
I'm a little disappointed
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no one's wearing a green suit
covered in question marks.
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That guy has crossword puzzle pants.
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- Does that scratch your itch?
- Very much so, thanks.
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All right, we should probably
start talking to people in line.
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Pardon me there, fellow puzzler.
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What do you think of Melvin Stermley?
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Uh, you mean my future husband?
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Oh, so you like his puzzles?
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And his face, body, and brain...
and body.
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Honestly, Vin makes all other men
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seem really stupid and ugly.
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Okay, well, thank you for your
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very candid and hurtful input.
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You must solve
one of Vin's puzzles to enter.
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Rearrange the letters of this phrase
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to reveal a place in the world.
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"Meet a brainier stud, a."
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Oh, come on, there's no place
with that many letters in it.
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I mean, most places
are, like, four letters.
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- You know, park, mall, dump...
- United Arab Emirates!
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You may enter.
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Uh, you must each answer a puzzle.
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Oh... great.
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00:08:54,619 --> 00:08:56,586
Unscramble the letters in this phrase
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to reveal the name of a film
based on a classic novel.
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- Okay.
- "Sad anus loser, I go in"
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00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:05,028
You know, I feel like these puzzles
are actually very pointed.
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00:09:05,063 --> 00:09:06,596
Forget it, I got this.
253
00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:08,598
Uh, A, R, uh...
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Puzzle solved.
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00:09:17,242 --> 00:09:19,550
Who's the anus loser now?
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00:09:20,545 --> 00:09:22,707
It's still me.
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00:09:23,047 --> 00:09:25,648
Okay, one of us is about to get access
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to the best detective car ever,
and everyone else
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00:09:29,053 --> 00:09:30,987
will go back to driving junk cars
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for the rest of your junk lives.
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00:09:32,457 --> 00:09:34,257
Damn, Sarge, that took a dark turn.
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00:09:34,292 --> 00:09:36,431
I want seat warmers. I want them bad.
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I need this car too.
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00:09:37,629 --> 00:09:39,629
I'm sick of riding my
Vespa to work every day.
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Well, being on the seat
behind you is no picnic either.
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All right, here it goes.
267
00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,204
What?
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00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:51,441
Oh, my God, it says "Terry." I won!
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♪ Terry got a car, Terry got a car ♪
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00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,445
No way. You cheated.
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00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,447
What? I didn't cheat.
272
00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:59,094
I bet every slip in there says Terry.
273
00:10:01,319 --> 00:10:03,253
He filled it full of fake people.
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00:10:03,288 --> 00:10:05,522
- Who the hell is Norm?
- That's Scully's first name.
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00:10:05,557 --> 00:10:07,323
- It is?
- Stop being sore losers.
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I won fair and square.
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00:10:08,693 --> 00:10:10,326
No, you won unfair and un-square,
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00:10:10,361 --> 00:10:12,395
- and I'm going to prove it.
- And if we can't,
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- we'll plant it.
- No.
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00:10:14,232 --> 00:10:15,582
Charles, I need your help.
281
00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:17,167
What's the best way
to dry out a pant leg that's
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00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:19,102
- been soaked in toilet water?
- Wait 28 minutes.
283
00:10:19,137 --> 00:10:21,037
Trust me, that's how long it
takes for toilet pants to dry.
284
00:10:21,072 --> 00:10:22,572
Well, I can't just be standing around
285
00:10:22,607 --> 00:10:24,507
for half an hour while
Amy chats it up with Vin.
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00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:27,777
Ah, so it's not toilet water.
You're drenched in jealousy.
287
00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:30,812
I told you before, jealousy is an
ugly emotion that I don't feel.
288
00:10:30,848 --> 00:10:32,602
Besides, Amy picked
my plan to come here.
289
00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:33,769
Why would I be jealous of Vin?
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00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:36,686
Because of his body, and
face, and brain... and body.
291
00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:38,321
Why does everybody say "body" twice?
292
00:10:38,356 --> 00:10:39,789
Oh, hang on a second.
293
00:10:39,824 --> 00:10:41,491
- Somebody's coming.
- Vin is on fire tonight.
294
00:10:41,526 --> 00:10:43,426
- He's phenomenal.
- No wonder the Saturday
295
00:10:43,461 --> 00:10:45,395
crossword replaced Sam with him.
296
00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:47,664
- Sam must be pissed.
- I heard the only place
297
00:10:47,699 --> 00:10:49,766
that buys his puzzles now
is "Parade" magazine.
298
00:10:49,801 --> 00:10:52,068
The hardest clue he had in his last one
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00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:54,170
was a five-letter word for a game
300
00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:56,673
- popular in nursing homes.
- Bingo.
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00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:58,241
I figured out who the arsonist is.
302
00:10:58,276 --> 00:11:00,276
It's this guy named Sam.
He's a puzzle maker.
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00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,777
- And Vin took his job.
- Sam Jepson?
304
00:11:02,813 --> 00:11:03,870
Oh, he's not the arsonist.
305
00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,064
He's been out of town for weeks.
306
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,233
And he's one of my closest friends.
307
00:11:06,269 --> 00:11:07,667
He let me stay on his couch
308
00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:09,101
when Anna Kournikova and I broke up.
309
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,237
Well, I mean, she never won a major, so.
310
00:11:11,272 --> 00:11:13,239
All right, fine, if I'm so
wrong, what did you guys find?
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00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:14,840
Both fires were located
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00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,210
at the intersection of numbered streets.
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00:11:16,246 --> 00:11:17,779
If you match those
intersections with the same
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00:11:17,815 --> 00:11:19,882
intersections of the
numbered clues in the puzzles,
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00:11:19,918 --> 00:11:21,456
you get the letters "MA".
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00:11:21,492 --> 00:11:23,214
We think the arsonist
is spelling his name.
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00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,051
We can build a puzzle around that,
and catch him setting his next fire.
318
00:11:26,087 --> 00:11:28,533
But we have a suspect
with a crystal clear motive.
319
00:11:28,569 --> 00:11:30,937
I think we need to solve this
like cops, not puzzlers.
320
00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:32,773
I hear you, Jake.
But people who make crosswords
321
00:11:32,809 --> 00:11:34,376
love hiding their names
in their puzzles.
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00:11:34,412 --> 00:11:35,778
It's our version of a self portrait.
323
00:11:35,814 --> 00:11:37,347
All right, you know what?
324
00:11:37,383 --> 00:11:39,417
Amy, it's your last case, you decide.
325
00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:41,232
Should we go with
Vin's wacky little plan,
326
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,274
or should we go with Sam Jepson,
327
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,209
my exceptionally solid lead?
328
00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:48,538
I see where you're coming from,
Jake, but this is Vin's world,
329
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,574
and I think we should
go with his strategy.
330
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,222
- Sound good?
- Yeah.
331
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,088
- Yeah, sounds great.
- Okay, great.
332
00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:57,154
- Let's go.
- Yeah, let's go.
333
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,586
Oh, no, ugly emotion.
334
00:12:02,018 --> 00:12:04,358
Okay, so we think the
arsonist is using the fires
335
00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:05,539
to spell out his name.
336
00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:06,642
The most common third letter
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00:12:06,678 --> 00:12:09,171
in names that start with "MA"
are L for Malcolm,
338
00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:11,174
X for Max, R for Mark,
and T for Matthew.
339
00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:13,410
Or his name is Sam,
and he's spelling it backwards.
340
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:14,583
Uh-huh.
341
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,280
Let's just stick with the LXRT plan.
342
00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:19,116
- Copy that.
- Vin designed today's puzzle
343
00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:20,917
using only one of each of those letters.
344
00:12:20,952 --> 00:12:23,137
Isn't that the craziest
thing you've ever seen?
345
00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:24,272
I don't know, I mean, remember that time
346
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,922
we investigated the
disappearance of Mrs. Jackson,
347
00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:27,891
and it turned out her
parrot ate her, bones and all?
348
00:12:27,926 --> 00:12:29,793
- That was pretty crazy.
- That was crazy.
349
00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:31,361
Yeah.
350
00:12:31,396 --> 00:12:33,163
So tonight, we'll stake
out the intersections
351
00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:35,399
that correspond to where
the L, X, R, and T are
352
00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:38,068
in Vin's puzzle, and hopefully
catch the arsonist in the act.
353
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:41,271
I'll take the MAT corner,
you take the MAR corner,
354
00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:43,940
and we'll have patrolman
take the MAL and MAX.
355
00:12:43,975 --> 00:12:45,524
- Cool?
- Yep, very cool.
356
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,194
Okay, great, I'll get
the surveillance equipment.
357
00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:49,932
Shame.
358
00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:51,948
Shame, shame, shame.
359
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,021
I can't believe you're doing Vin's plan.
360
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:55,657
Will you relax? I'm only doing it
361
00:12:55,693 --> 00:12:57,101
because someone else
is going to do my plan.
362
00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:58,303
- Who?
- You.
363
00:12:58,339 --> 00:12:59,580
- Oh.
- While I'm busy watching
364
00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:00,776
nothing happen on my stupid corner,
365
00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:01,845
you're going to stake
out Sam's apartment.
366
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,026
Then when he sets a fire,
Vin is going to look like a dummy.
367
00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:06,147
That's right, use the jealousy, Jake.
368
00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:08,127
It will give you unimaginable power.
369
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:11,251
Yes, yes, I can feel it
coursing through my veins.
370
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:12,353
- Oh, my hand cramped.
- Oh.
371
00:13:12,389 --> 00:13:13,560
Oh, it's stuck in a claw.
372
00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:15,155
- It's a claw now.
- Oh.
373
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:17,858
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
374
00:13:17,893 --> 00:13:19,793
You're snacking? This is from the guy
375
00:13:19,828 --> 00:13:21,595
who told me that eating finger foods
376
00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,096
was the one true sign of depression?
377
00:13:23,131 --> 00:13:24,798
Then watch me chew, Gina.
378
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,000
I'm a creature of the past.
I'm a dinosaur.
379
00:13:27,035 --> 00:13:29,736
No, you are not, you're
the best man for the job.
380
00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:31,605
And I think you know what
you have to do to get it.
381
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:34,395
Believe in myself
and give a great presentation?
382
00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:35,544
Not even close.
383
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:38,979
That's the head of the committee
over there, gorging on crab cakes.
384
00:13:39,014 --> 00:13:40,848
Just go up to him and sabotage Olivia.
385
00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:42,068
Um...
386
00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:44,051
- I don't think I can do that.
- Well, you can't really be
387
00:13:44,086 --> 00:13:46,186
the best commissioner
the NYPD has ever had
388
00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:48,190
if you're not the commissioner.
389
00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:52,674
Right. You're right, I want this.
390
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,896
And I will do good things for the city.
391
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:58,198
Yes, you will. Now, get over there,
392
00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:01,593
and crap all over Olivia's ideas.
393
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,039
- Patrick, nice to see you.
- Hello, Raymond.
394
00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:07,741
- Shall we small-talk?
- Mm.
395
00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,710
I've been thinking recently
about how vital
396
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:12,212
the existence of precincts
is to the NYPD.
397
00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:14,365
Oh, you spoke to Crawford.
398
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,783
She's very forward thinking, isn't she?
399
00:14:16,818 --> 00:14:18,719
I suppose you could call it that.
400
00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:20,254
I mean, I wouldn't, but...
401
00:14:20,289 --> 00:14:22,875
Ray, you don't need to worry about her.
402
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:27,995
Between you and me, we had to
nominate a girl for PR reasons.
403
00:14:28,313 --> 00:14:29,863
There's no way the NYPD
404
00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:32,359
is ready for a female commissioner.
405
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,902
- Oh.
- Hey.
406
00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:36,703
Grab a crab cake before we start.
407
00:14:36,738 --> 00:14:38,694
Real crab, big chunks.
408
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,144
Okay, no one saw Sarge
do anything suspicious
409
00:14:44,179 --> 00:14:45,979
on the day of the drawing.
We got nothing.
410
00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:48,521
Speak for yourself, sister.
We found a smoking gun.
411
00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,556
Play it, Hitchcock.
412
00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:50,750
- Voila.
- Bah-boom.
413
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,753
- What, I don't see anything.
- Focus on the butt.
414
00:14:52,789 --> 00:14:55,498
- The butt don't lie.
- He squeezed his cheeks
415
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:57,791
before he opened the slip.
He knew his name was on it.
416
00:14:57,826 --> 00:14:59,559
It was a pre-emptive celebration clench.
417
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,828
I don't know, we need better
proof than a butt clench
418
00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:04,064
- to take down Terry.
- I did it, okay?
419
00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:07,267
I cheated. I wanted that car,
and I took it.
420
00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,937
And it's killing me.
I couldn't sleep all night.
421
00:15:09,972 --> 00:15:11,939
I just kept hearing the blinker.
422
00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:14,908
You-cheat, you-cheat, you-cheat.
423
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:17,210
Here are the keys. Take the damn car.
424
00:15:17,245 --> 00:15:18,686
Terry doesn't deserve it.
425
00:15:19,515 --> 00:15:22,082
And that is why I became a cop.
426
00:15:23,752 --> 00:15:26,320
Hey, Charles, nothing's
happening on my MAR corner.
427
00:15:26,355 --> 00:15:29,056
- Any movement at Sam's place?
- No, I did, however, see
428
00:15:29,091 --> 00:15:31,591
a cool-looking dude in a ponytail
on a Razor scooter.
429
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,260
I have to admit, I like the look.
430
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:35,729
Is it possible I'm wrong,
and Sam is out of town?
431
00:15:35,764 --> 00:15:37,397
Vin's plan is actually kind of smart.
432
00:15:37,432 --> 00:15:40,233
- Jake, I have eyes on Sam.
- Yes, suck it, Vin.
433
00:15:40,268 --> 00:15:41,868
My judgment is clear, and I am a genius.
434
00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:43,103
Charles, I'll be right there.
435
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:44,938
But enough about the crab cakes.
436
00:15:44,973 --> 00:15:47,908
Our first presentation tonight
437
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,943
will be from the 99th precinct's
438
00:15:49,978 --> 00:15:51,812
Captain Raymond Holt. Raymond?
439
00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,618
Let me begin with a hilarious joke.
440
00:15:57,696 --> 00:15:59,852
I'm surprised I was on the
short list for commissioner.
441
00:16:00,171 --> 00:16:02,057
After all, I am six feet tall.
442
00:16:03,369 --> 00:16:06,371
Actually, what I have to say
tonight is no laughing matter.
443
00:16:06,407 --> 00:16:08,362
I was just told by a member
of the selection committee
444
00:16:08,397 --> 00:16:10,097
that they have no intention
445
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,767
of ever choosing
a woman to run the NYPD.
446
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:14,257
I suppose I should have been relieved,
447
00:16:14,293 --> 00:16:16,803
because Captain Crawford
is a damn qualified candidate.
448
00:16:16,838 --> 00:16:18,705
But as someone who has
been denied opportunity
449
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:20,056
because of who I am,
450
00:16:20,909 --> 00:16:23,276
I cannot stand by and watch
it happen to someone else.
451
00:16:23,311 --> 00:16:26,179
So, I will be reserving my presentation
452
00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:28,648
for a selection committee
that will judge
453
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,350
all of the candidates fairly.
454
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:31,959
And let's be honest.
455
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,075
The crab cakes were only so-so.
456
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,659
Thank you.
457
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,892
All right, talk to me, what's happening?
458
00:16:38,927 --> 00:16:41,428
- What's Sammy up to?
- Well, he just sat down
459
00:16:41,463 --> 00:16:43,597
- on the plaza.
- Okay, he's opening up
460
00:16:43,632 --> 00:16:46,900
his backpack and pulling out
what appears to be a thermos.
461
00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,436
Possibly containing some sort
of accelerant-like gasoline.
462
00:16:49,471 --> 00:16:51,204
- Yup.
- No, he's eating it
463
00:16:51,239 --> 00:16:53,106
with a spoon.
It's soup, he's eating soup.
464
00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:55,979
Well, maybe he's fueling up
for a night of starting fires.
465
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,410
He just pulled out a lighter!
466
00:16:57,446 --> 00:17:00,087
Nope, it's not a lighter.
It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser.
467
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,818
- Hmm.
- Ooh, he's making a phone call.
468
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,016
Quick, get the parabolic mic.
469
00:17:03,051 --> 00:17:05,919
Mom, I did something bad.
470
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,788
Yeah, you set some fires.
471
00:17:07,823 --> 00:17:10,257
I proposed to Gretchen, and she said no.
472
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:13,641
- So you set some fires.
- So, I left Myrtle Beach.
473
00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:15,411
Two weeks ago,
and then you set some fires.
474
00:17:15,447 --> 00:17:16,974
No, I got back home today.
475
00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:19,573
Yeah, all my fish were dead.
476
00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:20,905
Okay, so Sam didn't do it.
477
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:22,496
I should probably get back to my corner.
478
00:17:22,532 --> 00:17:23,561
Just for the record,
479
00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:24,871
just because I was wrong about Sam,
480
00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:27,107
does not mean that Vin was right.
481
00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:31,282
Well, this is disappointing.
482
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,613
I can't believe you left your post.
483
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:37,125
What, the plan wasn't yours,
484
00:17:37,161 --> 00:17:38,594
so you didn't think
it was worth following?
485
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,630
Well, because of your juvenile behavior,
486
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,533
one of our city's finest...
487
00:17:42,569 --> 00:17:45,170
abandoned lard factories
is now burned to the ground.
488
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:47,340
My gut told me that Sam
Jepson was setting the fires.
489
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:48,776
Although I now realize his actual life
490
00:17:48,812 --> 00:17:50,612
is much sadder than that
of a serial arsonist.
491
00:17:50,648 --> 00:17:52,381
But we agreed to do Vin's plan.
492
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,200
So what? Vin is not a cop.
493
00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:55,952
Why do you keep siding
with him instead of me?
494
00:17:55,988 --> 00:17:57,434
Oh, let me guess, because he was right,
495
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:58,770
and the building was on fire,
and he's perfect?
496
00:17:58,805 --> 00:18:01,005
Wait, are you jealous of Vin?
497
00:18:02,188 --> 00:18:03,157
Jake?
498
00:18:03,676 --> 00:18:05,510
All right, I didn't want to say anything
499
00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,746
because it's a gross emotion,
but yes, I am a little bit
500
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:09,756
jealous of the super smart supermodel.
501
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:11,783
This was our last case together.
502
00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:13,635
And you and him have
been joined at the hip.
503
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,920
Or in his case, that super sexy V muscle
504
00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:17,522
that I don't understand how to tone.
505
00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:19,391
He told me, it's a lot
of bicycle crunches.
506
00:18:19,426 --> 00:18:20,925
Crunches on a bicycle?
507
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,553
That's crazy,
you would just fall right off.
508
00:18:22,589 --> 00:18:25,691
Babe, you have no reason
to be jealous of him.
509
00:18:25,727 --> 00:18:27,114
I just...
510
00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,430
I don't want you to wake up one day
511
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:32,535
and with that you were with
someone as smart as you are.
512
00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:34,639
I am with someone as smart as I am.
513
00:18:34,674 --> 00:18:35,774
You.
514
00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:37,406
You're a brilliant detective.
515
00:18:37,442 --> 00:18:39,276
I love the way you think.
516
00:18:39,479 --> 00:18:41,345
That's why I want to marry you.
517
00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,040
Marry me.
518
00:18:45,118 --> 00:18:47,419
Marry. Oh, my God, look.
519
00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:49,687
The arsonist spelled MAR,
but they were going to spell
520
00:18:49,722 --> 00:18:51,747
M-A-R-R-Y! Or...
521
00:18:52,058 --> 00:18:53,591
Conjugate. Conjugate means marry!
522
00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,228
Yes, and who wants to marry Vin?
523
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,933
The lady from the bar!
524
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,537
Hey, puzzle chick, unscramble this.
525
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,644
You're going to "ailj."
526
00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:05,028
All right, Sarge. The car is yours.
527
00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:06,830
What? Why?
528
00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:08,998
- I don't deserve that car.
- I don't know about that.
529
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,367
I went back and watched the tapes
to figure out how you did it.
530
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:12,936
Right before the drawing,
531
00:19:12,971 --> 00:19:14,604
you got a peanut butter cup
out of the freezer.
532
00:19:14,639 --> 00:19:16,539
The thing is, you don't
eat sugar past 4:00 p.m.
533
00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:17,874
Could have been a cheat day.
534
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:19,362
Oh, it was definitely a cheat day.
535
00:19:19,398 --> 00:19:20,743
You froze your slip of paper,
536
00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:22,145
so that when you pulled the name,
537
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,947
all you had to do was find the cold one.
538
00:19:23,982 --> 00:19:25,082
So.
539
00:19:25,342 --> 00:19:26,758
You thought the way I cheated
540
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,485
was so cool, you gave me the car?
541
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,053
Yeah, but also while
I was watching those tapes,
542
00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:31,688
I noticed all the nice crap
you do for people.
543
00:19:31,723 --> 00:19:33,056
You got Gina a cushion for her chair.
544
00:19:33,091 --> 00:19:34,958
You let Charles show you 130 pictures
545
00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:36,559
of Nikolaj brushing his teeth.
546
00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:38,127
You Heimlich'd Scully twice.
547
00:19:38,162 --> 00:19:40,565
- On the same peanut.
- I also solved a murder.
548
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:42,428
Yeah, we all solve murders, but you,
549
00:19:43,134 --> 00:19:45,068
you let Hitchcock borrow
a pair of your socks,
550
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:46,613
because his somehow disintegrated.
551
00:19:46,649 --> 00:19:48,449
Anyway, I'm sorry I guilted you
in the first place.
552
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,785
- You deserve that car.
- Thanks, Diaz.
553
00:19:51,075 --> 00:19:53,776
How did you get Hitchcock
and Scully to agree to this?
554
00:19:53,811 --> 00:19:55,712
I washed their car and
told them it was a new one.
555
00:19:55,748 --> 00:19:57,113
They're napping in it right now.
556
00:19:57,148 --> 00:19:58,452
Smart!
557
00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:02,418
- Hello, Captain Holt.
- Ah, Captain Crawford.
558
00:20:02,453 --> 00:20:03,786
To what do I owe the pleasure?
559
00:20:03,821 --> 00:20:05,588
Captain Crawford is here to see you.
560
00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:06,781
Thank you, Gina.
561
00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:10,777
So, it would seem that
we have become frenemies.
562
00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:13,696
- Do you know what that means?
- Are you trying to imply
563
00:20:13,731 --> 00:20:15,498
that I'm too old to
understand a portmanteau?
564
00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:19,102
I am not, but I am
too dignified to use one.
565
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,330
Friend-enemy.
566
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:22,652
I just wanted to thank you,
for your brave speech.
567
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,960
The mayor's office has replaced
568
00:20:23,996 --> 00:20:26,668
the selection committee
with a less biased one, so.
569
00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:28,978
Feel free to start calling
me commissioner now.
570
00:20:29,013 --> 00:20:30,547
The only time I plan on calling you
571
00:20:30,582 --> 00:20:31,814
is to hear you concede.
572
00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:33,116
It's going to be hard to hear anything
573
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:34,884
once I've crushed you
into a fine powder.
574
00:20:34,919 --> 00:20:37,380
A fine powder that will
choke you until you die.
575
00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,769
May the better candidate win.
576
00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:41,620
She will.
577
00:20:44,228 --> 00:20:45,824
Captain Crawford left.
578
00:20:47,231 --> 00:20:48,565
So, we brought her in this morning,
579
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,033
and she confessed immediately.
580
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:52,936
Hi, Vin, I love you!
Did you see my fires?
581
00:20:52,971 --> 00:20:54,537
Turned out, she was writing something.
582
00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:57,807
Specifically, "marry me,
or else I will kill you.
583
00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,475
Yours forever, Helen Gorbelson."
584
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,211
- Wow, that's so many fires.
- So many fires.
585
00:21:02,246 --> 00:21:04,747
Thank you for catching her.
With a brilliant puzzling mind
586
00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:06,649
like yours on the case,
it was only a matter of time.
587
00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:08,051
Actually, Jake solved it.
588
00:21:08,451 --> 00:21:09,888
He's kind of a genius with this stuff.
589
00:21:09,924 --> 00:21:11,086
Oh, thank you, then.
590
00:21:11,122 --> 00:21:12,133
Couldn't have done it without your help.
591
00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:13,416
So I guess that's that.
592
00:21:13,452 --> 00:21:14,657
I should probably run
if I'm going to make it
593
00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:16,389
to the Javits Center by four.
594
00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:18,456
They're making a mold of me for
the upcoming Bodies Exhibit.
595
00:21:18,492 --> 00:21:20,893
As they should, your body is great.
596
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:22,595
- And that's okay.
- Thanks, man.
597
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,200
You should join me
for a puzzle night sometime.
598
00:21:24,235 --> 00:21:25,489
- Oh.
- No!
599
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,637
Jake is taken. He already has a friend.
600
00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:29,205
Hang out offer declined.
601
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,040
Now let's strut your
centerfold ass out of here.
602
00:21:32,594 --> 00:21:36,594
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