Previously on "All Night"...
- Do you have a... - Oh, a condom.
You're not getting it, Melinda.
I have to tell your mother, and Cornell.
Maybe I will take you up on that jacket.
You were dancing with Deanna earlier, right?
She's the total package, man.
Never really thought about her that way before.
I'm glad you have a condom.
- Do you want to? - Yeah.
Me too.
Let me start by saying
that I don't believe in any of this stuff.
Lotta people say that. Ask a question.
Right, but I mean it.
If I wasn't at a serious crossroads,
I would be on the other side of the room
making fun of you.
Actually, no... I would be off with the girl I've liked
since I was nine. I guess that's... my question.
Should I be?
Shuffle.
'Cause up until tonight... that's all I wanted.
Cut.
Then my... best friend said she likes me.
I've never thought of her that way.
And things are going so well with Roni.
- Well, she's the one that... - That you've liked forever.
Got it. Well, the cards certainly sense
some indecision.
But there shouldn't be.
Deanna is with Nino.
And she's going off to Germany.
And she destroyed my favorite flannel.
And I've liked Roni forever.
So I should do it. I-I should just go,
have sex with Roni, and all my dreams are gonna come true.
- Right? - The cards say that you should
be with someone with whom you share an emotional history.
That... applies to both of them.
I see the letter J.
Not in either of their names.
You're sure? You're sure of that?
Yeah. You know what?
You're a fraud, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Thank you for your time.
I think I helped.
We should probably go before someone finds us in here.
Speak for yourself. I want everybody
to catch us in here. I'm gonna use this
as social currency for decades.
You know that Christian guy? The hottest guy in school?
Yeah. I boned him.
Okay, okay, then I'll tell everyone also.
Hey, you know that Melinda girl?
No! Never heard of her. Let's shoot hoops.
Not really the same thing.
So, uh... I guess we should exchange numbers.
Yeah, I-I guess we probably should.
I mean, I need proof this happened, so...
Whatever.
Oh, shit.
Someone's coming. Here.
- Ms. Weems. - Principal Saperstein.
I'm not here to girl talk.
And that pains me.
I need to get your classmates' phones
organized and ready for the release.
The best part of grad night... when it's over.
Can I just explain myself?
I feel like if you heard me out, you would...
I don't wanna hear it.
I could lose my college acceptance.
Yes. Because actions have consequences.
So...
- You're mad. - I'm not mad.
Cassie, I study the Stanislavski method.
I can read subtext.
Fine.
I guess I just...
I miss things the way they were before.
When it was just us.
You mean when I was in the closet?
No. No.
I'm so happy for you, that you came out.
But you coming out is you,
and us coming out as a couple are...
two different things.
You didn't tell me you were gonna do that.
It was a surprise.
This whole night, I have felt like... a prop.
Cassie, I don't look at you like that.
I really wish you would have told me all of this
instead of forcing me to drag it out of you.
I'm no mind reader.
I know. I'm sorry.
This whole thing makes me feel like
maybe we're just too different.
Different is good. Keeps us balanced.
A relationship can't have two big personalities.
I'm not sure I can handle one.
- What? - I need to think about things.
I need to... figure out what I want.
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All right, all right,
all right, let's see...
That is some good schnitzel right there.
- What? - Schnitzel, you know,
'cause you're going to Germany?
- Oh... - Yeah.
How long did it take you to come up with that one?
Probably too long.
So, uh, are you nervous about going on your own
to Germany?
No. I mean, Berlin's super safe,
and I'll be living with a family.
Plus, if I don't go now, when will I?
- Bird's gotta fly. - Yes.
Thank you, Nino. A bird does gotta fly.
I mean... it'd be great if I had someone to go with.
It just... didn't work out that way.
I thought my friend Fig might come, but...
it's not really his thing.
He likes to stay close to home.
Says we have the best Coldstone Creamery.
Aren't they all the same?
Yeah, it's... sort of a joke,
sort of real.
Some pretty good schnitzel too.
Yeah.
I'm just not flashy.
I guess years of living in Christian's shadow
will do that to a person.
I'm sorry, Cass. But it sounds like
she wants to work it out if you do.
Yeah. I guess not everyone has that luxury.
Some people like someone,
and that person won't even give them a chance.
Deanna picked the worst possible time to say something.
Deanna has been holding this in
almost as long as you've been pining after Roni.
She's going to Germany in the fall,
and you're not going with her.
The best time to tell you was as soon as possible.
Right when I started up up with Roni?
Roni is a childhood obsession.
Deanna's the real deal.
And going to a different country.
And my best friend.
And this could change everything.
Stop making excuses. Stop being scared.
Fig, the two of you, it's like...
you have a secret language.
You laugh at the same weird shit.
You can order food for each other.
Do you know how hard that is?
You know how many options there are nowadays?
I hang out with the two of you all the time.
You're more yourselves around each other.
What if I can build that with Roni?
I've said my piece.
I know.
I know, and I... I've heard you.
I just...
wish there was a clear-cut like sign from the universe.
There is...
one of your oldest friends telling you!
My shirt?
It's a sign!
Really? The shirt. That's what did it?
Oh, my God!
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
I'm trying to get somebody's attention
before we die down here, okay?
- Ugh! - Uhh!
You never even heard my side of the story!
Your side of the story? Oh, it's so hard
to be a hot girl... poor you!
You have no idea what it's like to be me.
Fidelio!
Fidelio?
Mmm.
- Hey, hey, down here! - Hey, hey!
- No, no, no... - Down here, help!
- Help! Wait, wait, wait... - No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Please!
This is it. This is the end.
Well, at least you're not gonna die a virgin.
You don't know my life.
You don't bother to know anything real about me.
Fine. Then tell me what apparently happened that night.
- Spin your web of lies. - Oh, well, get ready
for the web of truth!
'Cause I had just not kiss you.
I didn't kiss anyone that night.
No, you hooked up with Bernie.
No, I didn't. Although I'm sure
that's what he said. I didn't hook up with anyone
because the week before, Oz told everyone he fingered me.
Which never happened.
But I guess that's the price I had to pay
for getting boobs before everyone else.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Man, sixth-graders are dumb.
Are seniors any better?
When your friends ask what happened down here,
you're not gonna just smirk and be like,
"A gentleman never tells," and think you're clever?
No, I would never.
I'm sorry that I assumed Oz and those other guys
were telling the truth.
I feel like an asshole... deservedly.
Well, I felt like a slut.
Undeservedly.
I'm sorry that that happened to you.
Yeah.
Me too.
So now... apparently she doesn't know what she wants.
But you and Cassie are perfect together.
This is insane. The only way this makes sense
is if I'm dreaming, but all my dreams
take place in an abandoned amusement park.
All of them.
Hey, uh...
Roni, can I... talk to you for a second?
Hold on.
I don't like your tone.
Lyssee, it's okay.
Come on, Lyssee.
I need to eat an impressively sad amount of pizza.
So, did you... find a condom?
No.
Did you?
Yes.
Um, but...
Roni, I'm sorry.
At the beginning of the night,
this is everything that I wanted, but...
Tonight changed. Everything.
And I know you probably hate me and...
I know you were excited to have sex,
- and I really wish... - Fig, it's okay.
I found one too.
I was lying to protect your feelings.
But sounds like you're doing a pretty good job
getting all worked up on your own.
Yeah.
Somewhere between actually considering
using a burst condom
and realizing I hadn't seen my friends in hours,
I just thought, "Why am I wasting my time
on some rando guy?"
No offense.
Only a little taken.
I've spent all of high school with a boyfriend,
and high school was amazing.
I didn't want to give that up, 'cause...
I'm not sure I know who I am after this.
I can relate to that.
Everyone's all looking forward to what's next,
but...
I like what's now.
Exactly.
Well, no matter who you end up being,
you will always be my high school crush.
You have good taste.
Well...
I guess we both have to move forward.
Totally.
We really thought we'd find
cosplay_queen_7 tonight.
We know she goes to our school.
Help us, Psychic Cindy.
You're our only hope.
You're know we're desperate
if we're willing to consult a psychic.
He means that with the utmost respect.
- I don't. - Okay.
Um, well, this is very interesting.
- Very interesting. - Who is she?
OH, I'm not seeing that, but, uh...
I am seeing worlds about the two of you.
- Like what? - Fear of moving forward.
Almost a co-dependency.
That's ridiculous. I'm a very independent man.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. But you have to have him
to follow you to reaffirm that.
- Isn't that right? - What are you saying?
- I'm not a follower. - And I don't need validation.
This is not my opinion. I am but a conduit.
You are but a charlatan. Come on, Jonas.
Okay.
I'm going because I want to, not because he told me to.
Come on, let's find Gina. I read an English paper
she wrote that reminded me of cosplay_queen_7's Tumbler.
Identical sentence structure.
- What about Melinda Weems? - No!
Psychic Cindy's right. We're always doing things
- your way. - Look, if it were
the beginning of the night, sure, we could try
any of your kooky, hare-brained feelings-inspired schemes,
but we're down to the wire, so no.
Well, I'm going to look for her.
- What? - I'm sick of you telling me
what to do all the time, Stymie.
Good luck with your stupid idea.
Thanks, you too. I mean... whatever!
Please, please, I'll be right back.
I just have to go to the bathroom.
- Melinda! - I'm sorry.
I got busted, so if you're lookin' for booze...
- Wait... You got caught? - Yeah.
- Oh, man, that sucks. - It really, really does.
Well, that's actually not why I was looking for you, though.
- What's up? - Are you okay?
- You wanna talk? - That's sweet, but...
I only got outta jail so I could go to the bathroom.
Well, listen, don't let anybody dull your shine, all right?
You really made tonight fun
for so many people. You're BBB!
Bad Bitch Booze runner.
Everybody who's anybody's calling you that.
Thanks, Jonas.
That makes me feel a little better.
But I've destroyed my own future.
You want a hug?
Yeah.
I'm sorry. What were you gonna ask me?
Nothing, nothing, nothing. It's... it's nothing.
I don't need to trouble you.
Okay.
Bye.
Deanna, Deanna, hey.
What?
Look, uh, tonight's been crazy
with a lot of up and downs
and big changes.
Yeah, like you getting with Roni.
That's the past. Look, I really, really
wanted to talk to you.
And I miss talking to you.
Don't you?
What do you want, Fig?
Found this shirt of mine you ruined.
Which I like a lot better this way, by the way.
Uh... but I-I saw it and...
I started thinking about you
and how much I like being around you
and talking to you and... and just...
you.
And where was Roni at this time?
You were right. That didn't work out.
Are you kidding me?
Do you really think I wanna be your consolation prize?
No! No, I didn't mean it like that.
- You are such an asshole! - Deanna, I...
I actually forgot that you were an asshole for a minute,
but you just reminded me.
That's not what I meant to say.
Okay, look, I am done
feeling like shit about myself around you, Fig.
Please, Principal Saperstein, listen...
I don't wanna hear it right now, Melinda.
I can't believe you threw away all of high school
for this.
"Threw away."
Are you kidding?
Tonight saved high school for me.
I'm the mothereffing BBB!
What?
I was this person
that nobody knew.
And it wasn't because of them.
It was because I chose not to engage.
I chose to sit alone at lunch.
I chose not to go to parties.
And I know a lot of it's because I had to work hard
to get my scholarship, but...
I think a lot of it was my fault.
I thought you didn't go to parties
because "books are parties."
That was only part of it.
I am so happy that I met people tonight
who made me realize that...
I'm worth being around.
And even if I never see any of them again,
even if it was just a one-night thing,
that's okay.
They made me feel special.
They made me feel like a badass.
The only thing I regret about tonight
is losing your trust.
The rest of it...
I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Because tonight...
I belonged.
If your speech this afternoon was this moving,
maybe half your class wouldn't have fallen asleep.
You're off the hook.
Really?
Yeah. My summer vacation starts in two hours,
and I'm not doing that kind of paperwork.
- Oh, my God, thank you! - Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
- There is a catch. - Anything!
You leave right now.
No good-byes. No nothing.
I can't let people think I'm getting soft.
Your grad night is over.
I can do that.
Thank you.
'Scuse me.
Oh, hey. Come to gloat?
Not so much.
Getting another reading?
Wanted to get the cards' advice
on how to stop being such a follower.
I totally choked.
I didn't even ask Melinda.
I'm sorry, Jonas. I should have gone with you.
- I do need you. - No.
I was wrong. It's not Melinda.
It was a good idea.
I'm gonna miss you so much, Sty.
You have to visit me. Promise?
At Gettysburg? One of the most
haunted schools in America?
Okay. I'll brave ghosts for you.
As for tonight...
Back to business.
Any ideas?
Actually, according to my numerology chart...
Ha. The prom theme.
I bet everyone's up there hugging and crying
- and reminiscing. - I wouldn't know.
I didn't go to prom.
I didn't either.
I was too scared to ask anyone,
'cause I didn't want to be shot down.
You should have gone.
You too. I heard it was fun.
May I have this dance?
No.
Of course. I'm kidding.
But, see, getting shot down wasn't the worst.
Whoops... I don't know the strength of my own spin.
The fuse box! If we flip the fuses,
the power will go out in the entire place.
And someone'll be down here in ten minutes to fix it!
- Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes! - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm not a big fan of memorials,
in case you hadn't noticed.
I never had kids. I get paid to be with kids.
Okay.
One...
Two, three.
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