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Nope.
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Nope, nope!
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Kimothy Olyphant, this is not justified.
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You have got to stop
obsessing about this dumb...
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movie! It's not health...
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Shut up, Titus. You're on TV.
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You're just jealous because the
Reverend and I are in love.
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He's mine, you skanks.
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I'm Kimmy!
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How could you not know?
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When they say you can keep the
wigs, you don't ask questions.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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That's gonna be, uh...
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you know, a fascinating transition.
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Please hold. Your call
is important to us.
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No! I'm mad.
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I don't care how great this song is.
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Hey, Red.
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I got leftovers.
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I made kugel for two, but Artie's dead,
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and I didn't eat my share
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because it's kugel. It's disgusting.
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What's with the frowny face?
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I'm trying to get HouseFlix to
take down that dumb documentary.
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Eh.
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Forget about it.
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If I learned anything doing
stand-up in the '70s,
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it's that you never engage a heckler.
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You were a stand-up in the '70s?
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Well, yeah. Everybody was.
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All I'm saying is,
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if you're gonna get strangled,
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a hillside ain't too shabby.
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Sure beats Boston.
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- Get off the stage!
- Hey!
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Just shut up!
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Turned out,
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that guy had his own hammer.
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Whoa.
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Well, I have to do something, Lillian.
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People are gonna watch that
movie and think it's true,
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like I did with Cloverfield.
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There's no truth anymore.
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People can find facts
to back up anything.
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For example, did you know
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that the Lincoln
assassination was faked?
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John Wilkes Booth was an actor.
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Ugh.
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It's work.
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Zach wants me to go to
Pittsburgh to some tech thing.
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I need that like I need
a hole in the head...
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besides my mouth, nose holes, and ears.
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Hey.
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Pittsburgh?
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No, that's exactly what you need
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to get your mind off that dumb movie.
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Go. Have fun.
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Eat French fries on a sandwich!
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Yes.
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With such a sandwich, one
would have a free hand...
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for, say, yo-yoing.
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And you know what?
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Almost never.
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I'm coming with you!
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I'm sick and tired of
moping around upstairs,
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making meals for two,
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crawling into bed at night
with a bunch of dead cats
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stuffed into Artie's pajamas...
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Neat story! Okay, great. Let's pack.
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Zach.
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Are you sure you don't want to come?
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'Cause I don't know a
lot of this tech stuff.
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Like, what is "tech" even short for?
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Is it Texas?
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All you have to do is stand by
the booth and play the video.
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Wait. I'm getting a booth?
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Here are your materials.
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Oh, okay. Wait.
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The theme of this
conference is disruption?
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Does that mean Kevin from my
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sixth grade science class will be there?
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I do not know who's attending.
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Take pictures of the train for me.
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Hi, Titus!
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Titus! Mwah.
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Can I get you a water?
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Body-temperature, please.
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Kimmy? A weirdly hot water for Mr.
Andromedon, please.
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No! I don't work for you!
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- She's terrible.
- Mm.
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So how is The Capist coming along?
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I haven't actually started writing yet.
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But I picked out all my capes
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for the first three seasons
and the Christmas special.
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Well, we don't get paid
until you hand in a script,
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so you're gonna need to book
something in the meantime.
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Are you familiar with an acting
troupe called Choices Matter?
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Choices Matter.
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They do?
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That can't be true.
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They visit schools and do skits...
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- Pass.
- ... to warn against premarital sex...
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- Lame.
- ... drinking...
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- Snore.
- ... which racial slurs you can use
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in unboxing videos,
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and I got you an audition.
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Girl, you may as well be offering
me multigrain, no butter,
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'cause that is not how I roll.
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Titus, I'm gonna give
it to you straight.
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- Gross.
- Finding you work
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has not been easy.
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You have a reputation.
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You swam away from your last two gigs.
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Three, if you count
that Macy's I flooded.
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You can't afford to be picky.
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If you don't eat, I don't eat,
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which is fine, because I don't eat.
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But it would be nice to get Botox
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in a doctor's office again
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instead of from eating
improperly canned meats.
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You're going to that audition.
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Fine.
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Tell your girl I'll take my water to go.
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Kimmy, box up Titus' water.
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No! Stop bothering me!
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I've got one at home that's worse.
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_
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Hey, would you look at the
male-female ratio here?
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This is what the French call
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a "grand festival du sausage."
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Wish me lick.
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You heard me.
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Oh, monsieur...
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What's your DevOps? UGC?
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Why don't you U-G-see for yourself?
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Pickin' boogs, pickin'
boogs. It feels so good.
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Gotta get up there!
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That appears to be the wrong video file.
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Giztoob's next-gen
algorithm can reduce latency
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and increase CTR,
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even if your client
is still using a CRT.
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They went there.
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This is not your grandma's interface.
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We'll leave that to the
people with Hotmail accounts.
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Don't tell, but...
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I have a Hotmail account.
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I won't.
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And my email is
BlackNBald@freeInternet.IDTheft.
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I share it with my roommate.
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Yeah, I'm not really a tech guy.
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They just send me here to kind
of be the face of the company.
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Me too. I'm a face too.
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I don't get any of this.
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This is the first eye
contact I've made all day.
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I love eye contact.
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It's the handshake of the face.
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- I'm Danford.
- Not me.
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I'm Kimmy.
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Don't laugh, but...
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I still have paper business cards.
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Now you don't laugh.
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There's a barbershop in my neighborhood
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called Hair Goes Nothing. Wow!
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I know that these kids all think
phone calls are last-gen, but...
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call me?
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Ho-ho.
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What are you boys up to?
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- Oh, my God! I found a spaghetti!
- Ooh!
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- Oh.
- Loose tuna!
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Huh?
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Bring Fido back to life
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with PetGoggles VR eyewear.
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Hello, stranger.
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You like to party?
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Yes! Come here, girl. Come.
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- You got a room here?
- Bad girl.
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No going on the bed. I don't
want you chewing on my stuff.
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Well, then what are
we doing here, fella?
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Hmm. Well, what's a tall drink of boink
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like you doing in a place like this?
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Well, hello, beautiful!
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- Ah...
- I'm Chet.
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Lillian.
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Are you down for some
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dirty fun, Chet?
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Oh, sounds like a date, gorgeous.
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Mm.
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- _
- C.H.E.T?
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Huh?
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I love you...
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Lill-i-an.
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What the...
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I don't need drugs to have fun.
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My drug of choice is being
patient with my stepfather.
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That was great, Titus.
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But...
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Oh. Um...
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Yes. Perfect.
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Titus, I know you're reading
for the athlete, Jocko,
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but I think you'd make the perfect...
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nerd.
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A nerd. Me!
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But you're an actor.
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Act nerdy.
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I do not play nerds, Jacqueline.
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I slay them, and I always have.
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- What do you got there, spaz?
- What are you...
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'Cause it's mine now.
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But all the greats have
transformed themselves
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to play against type...
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Charlize Theron in Monster,
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Jeremy Renner
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struggling to be a physicist in Arrival,
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Tom Hanks shooting Nazis
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instead of celebrating them and
collecting their memorabilia.
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I do belong alongside
those great actors,
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both in people's memories
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and as the only black person
on a future Vanity Fair cover.
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But how will I learn to dweeb?
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Guys, look! I'm doing it!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Come on.
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Wow, you're heavier than my birds.
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You okay?
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Huh!
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The guys here are useless.
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I tried all my strongest
moves: zipper inspector,
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pretending to be a chair.
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You can't even get them to look up
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from their gizmos and
their bleep-blorps.
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And what exactly have you been up to,
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you busted skank?
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Ah, is it that obvious?
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His name is Danford, and
he smells like a woodpile.
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Isn't it classy how his first
name sounds like a last name?
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That means our kids could be named
stuff like Jackson or SquarePants.
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What'd I tell you?
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Pete Rose belongs in the hall
of fame of rockin' bods.
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No, about this trip being
exactly what you needed.
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I haven't thought about
the movie in hours!
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Aw, good for you, Red.
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I'm headed to the bar.
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With my luck today,
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I bet the door won't
even hit me in the ass.
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- Hmm.
- "Hmm." Nerm, nerm, nerm.
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Droingle.
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Um...
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Oh, um...
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what are you doing, man?
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Being a method actor,
like Daniel Day-Lewis
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or the Trivago guy.
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When you watch him, you believe
he doesn't sleep in a home.
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I'm studying you for a role.
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Now,
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tell me everything.
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How did your nerd father even
get your nerd mother pregnant?
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Uh, did she follow him too
closely down a water slide?
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- What?
- Ooh.
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Where are you from?
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Were you a child at one point?
265
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,668
- Yeah. I...
- That's good.
266
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,236
... I grew up in a small
town in the South
267
00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:12,680
but never felt like I belonged there.
268
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,841
That's why I came to New York.
269
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,511
You're confused.
270
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,889
You're talking about Titus.
271
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,099
He is very interesting,
272
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,143
but I actually wanna talk about you.
273
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,479
Well, I live in New York.
I have a roommate.
274
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,356
I like Broadway musicals and pizza.
275
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,984
Can you sit and talk?
276
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,361
Well, I can talk, but...
277
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,363
my hemorrhoids are pretty bad.
278
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,201
You... me...
279
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,578
same.
280
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,122
And this is not your
grandma's interface.
281
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,833
We'll leave that to the
people with Hotmail accounts.
282
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,877
Grandmas are lame.
283
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,795
- Sorry, Grandma.
- Hi.
284
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,756
This is boring. Let's ditch.
285
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,341
But ditchers get stitchers.
286
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,718
This conference is about
disrupting, right?
287
00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,801
So let's, like...
288
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,347
bust the paradigm or whatever.
289
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,766
They do say busting makes you feel good.
290
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,517
But where are we gonna bust?
291
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,209
Oh,
292
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,272
"bust the paradigm" means "bust a move."
293
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,607
"The paradigm" means "a move."
294
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,735
No one ever comes to the
parties at these things.
295
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,658
It's like having your own
private dance floor.
296
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,031
That's great, 'cause
I'm a private dancer.
297
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,617
"A dancer for money. I do
what you want me to do."
298
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,702
What's that song about?
299
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,459
You got moves, Kimmy.
300
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,544
Oh, I just dance like no one's watching,
301
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,421
even though I have a
neighbor who always is.
302
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,098
Okay, now let's slow it down.
303
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,559
A slow song.
304
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,120
My hands aren't sweaty.
305
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,521
I just picked up a fish.
306
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,494
Hey!
307
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,789
You're from that documentary!
You're married to DJ Slizzard.
308
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,192
What are you doing with this guy?
309
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,002
- Wait. No, it's not... I can...
- You're married?
310
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,962
It sounds worse than it is.
311
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,423
Actually, no. It's way
worse than it sounds.
312
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,383
Never mind!
313
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,551
Thanks a lot, DJ.
314
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,053
I hope all your records get scratched!
315
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,596
Oh, they will.
316
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,853
We don't get those chammels.
317
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,148
So wait.
318
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,358
Doctor Who is a woman now?
319
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:41,237
More like "Doctor Why."
320
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,031
Jacqueline!
321
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,119
It turns out, nerds are people.
322
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,371
They have feelings and emotions.
323
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,750
If I tickle them, do they not laugh?
If I shove them, do they not fall?
324
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,380
How could I have been so cruel to them?
325
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,927
Yo, look at Toby's cape.
326
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,429
It's so gay.
327
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,805
So, so gay.
328
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,266
I hate how it announces
itself with a flourish
329
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,934
and then leaves you wanting more.
330
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,813
I hate nerds.
331
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,149
- Yeah!
- Get 'em!
332
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,900
You're the king.
333
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,990
It's because I was scared
of being different.
334
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,118
It was easier to call out
someone else's differences
335
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,411
than confront my own...
336
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,747
because...
337
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,165
Jacqueline...
338
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,625
... I'm gay!
339
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,794
Yes, Titus, I know.
340
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,921
That's how you end every phone call.
341
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,756
And don't feel bad.
342
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:43,460
Picking on others when you feel insecure
343
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,120
is something a lot of children do.
344
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,594
Hello, Jacqueline.
345
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,012
Ugh. She does not
346
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,348
have the body to pull off that haircut.
347
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,982
So, uh... what brings
you to the convention?
348
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,735
- Me?
- Yeah.
349
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,654
Just trying to get laid.
350
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,280
Laid?
351
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,823
Really?
352
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,140
Well, today...
353
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,786
is your lucky day.
354
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,871
I have to admit, I'm a little surprised.
355
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:14,940
I look around here,
356
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,542
I don't see a lot of attendees
who really "get" L.A.I.D.
357
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,043
Tell me about it.
358
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,461
Oh, man, I would love to.
359
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,172
Fundamentally, it's all about P2P.
360
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,817
I don't know how much
you know about that...
361
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,468
P-to-P? Kids' stuff.
362
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,472
I started doing that in my
parents' garage back in the '70s.
363
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,724
My late husband and I
364
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,227
practically invented B-to-B.
365
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,812
- Wow.
- Whoo.
366
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,313
Did you ever run across Jobs?
367
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,649
I was in charge of 'jobs.
368
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,109
Oh, somebody had to be.
369
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,986
I'll bet.
370
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,279
Guys like me today,
371
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,823
you know, we're achieving
incredible RAM speed.
372
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,074
Hello.
373
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,159
With very few bugs.
374
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,285
Must be nice.
375
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,455
You know, I'm running this little
group thing tomorrow night.
376
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,331
I would love you to stop by
377
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,041
- and share your experience.
- Oh.
378
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,310
I'll send you the deets.
What's your email?
379
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,335
Yeah. Oh.
380
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,881
JackReacher@DarkWeb.Malaysia.
381
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,383
"Jack Reacher"? You a fan of the books?
382
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,553
I wrote the books.
383
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,142
The Hard Way. That's my favorite.
384
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,936
Hey, that's my favorite too.
385
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,523
Stupid documentary.
386
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,609
More like a docu-mean-to-me.
387
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,445
You're a good listener, Chet.
388
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,655
You're not so bad yourself, doll baby.
389
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,407
You're a real...
390
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,159
Low battery.
391
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,911
Low battery.
392
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,208
- There you are.
- Ugh, Danford,
393
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,502
I don't wanna talk about it.
I'm so embarrassed.
394
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,170
Kimmy, it's okay. I understand.
395
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,255
I mean, I'm married too.
396
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,383
Right. So I totally get it.
397
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,803
You go on the road, you get your
kicks, you go home, no harm done.
398
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,389
No harm done? No! Harm done!
399
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,766
You're a liar.
400
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,184
Like Zack Morris.
401
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,667
Did you know he's not really blond?
402
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,646
I mean, sure, he pulled
it off. He's Zack.
403
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,813
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.
404
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,983
So, what, this was just gonna be
"whimmy-shimmy, thank you, Kimmy"?
405
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,610
Oh, I am not a bad person.
406
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,199
None of the guys
407
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,390
at this thing even look
up from their phones,
408
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,699
and the girls are grateful
for a bit of eye contact
409
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,034
and then other-part contact.
410
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,078
Sure, East Coast tech is
a really small world,
411
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,829
so sometimes I fake my own death.
412
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,791
I mean, does that woman think
I'm my own twin brother?
413
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,669
Of course she does. She's
hooked up with both of us.
414
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,212
Why am I still talking?
415
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,007
Okay, come on. Can we keep
this between us? Please?
416
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,842
Oh, so I don't ruin your fun?
417
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,554
No way, Chester Cheater.
418
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,574
I may not be able to do anything
about those documentary jerks...
419
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,600
- What is this documentary?
- Don't worry about it.
420
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,519
But I can do something about you.
421
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,854
I'm gonna tell everyone
here that you're a dog!
422
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,940
No. Dogs are the best.
423
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,023
They're loyal and soft.
424
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,568
I'm gonna tell everyone you're a rat!
425
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,320
No, that's unfair to the rats
of NIMH and Master Splinter.
426
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,863
You're a snake!
427
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,147
But what about those snakes
that dance out of a basket?
428
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,076
They just wanna bust the paradigm.
429
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,870
I'm gonna tell everyone
that you're a bad man!
430
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,790
- Starting with her.
- Hang on! Hang on, Kimmy.
431
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,041
Think.
432
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,043
Is that really gonna do anyone any good?
433
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,170
Right now, that woman...
I want to say her name
434
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,380
is...
435
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,673
Gorb? That can't be right.
436
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,799
Right now,
437
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,050
she is perfectly happy.
438
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,635
And so is my wife.
439
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,429
She and I just bought a house together,
440
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,972
right next door to her parents.
441
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,224
We are decorating a nursery,
442
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,475
and we have a dog.
443
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,436
That's a very cute dog!
444
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,062
No one is getting hurt.
445
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,148
But if you say something,
446
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,274
all those people...
447
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,110
and dogs...
448
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,737
will be devastated.
449
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,823
- So how are your art classes going?
- What?
450
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,784
'Cause you've painted me into a corner.
451
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,876
I'm glad I said no to club drugs.
452
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,461
The only K-hole I wanna go down
453
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,838
is a kiss-hole with Popularia.
454
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,174
Like she'd ever kiss you, Nerdler.
455
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,385
Yo, that's you, Garrett.
456
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,805
Garrett!
457
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,104
Alan, could I get a moment?
458
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,982
I'm really loving this show and
the cast and crew, of course.
459
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,444
We've really become a family.
This award is for all of us.
460
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,031
I was just wondering if we
might do a little tweaking.
461
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,950
Oh, no, thank you. I'm here
'cause I got arrested for meth.
462
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,702
No, I mean the script.
463
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,663
I'm an expert on nerds now.
464
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,123
These kids don't really see
themselves in this character.
465
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,917
They're real people.
466
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,753
If you cut them... and I
did... they bleed... a lot.
467
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,713
Okay, I was warned you might be trouble.
468
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,548
Listen, we've only got 15 minutes
469
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,425
to touch on abstinence, drugs,
470
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,760
and not joining ISIS.
471
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,095
Nerds are nerds,
472
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,055
jocks are jocks, end of discussion.
473
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,640
- Now get back out there.
- No...
474
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,660
We're almost at the part
where Nerdler pees his pants
475
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,161
and it gets on the
calculator in his pocket
476
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,853
and it electrocutes his wiener.
477
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,939
Come. Go, go.
478
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,520
Recently, my girlfriend's been talking
479
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,520
about possibly showing me her vagina,
480
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,404
and I'm seriously
thinking about looking.
481
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,906
Nerm, okay, cool, Jocko.
482
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,533
- That's my client.
- Nyerm.
483
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,910
Why are you here? This is for students.
484
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,578
Hmm.
485
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,840
_
486
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,462
I'm here for the group thing.
487
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,881
- Lillian, right?
- Mm-hmm.
488
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,526
- Follow me.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
489
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,052
get excited for Lillian Kaushtupper.
490
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,179
Here she comes.
491
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,140
_
492
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,268
Oh! For the love of Pete.
493
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,019
This is all about...
494
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:32,606
bleep-bloops and zeep-zorps?
495
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,370
From her parents' garage, with just
a dream and a soldering iron...
496
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,153
Uh, I did not tell you that part.
497
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,613
... to leading the way in L.A.I.D.,
498
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,782
Lillian has been disrupting the paradigm
499
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,075
for decades.
500
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,661
You know, in a world of in-no-vation,
501
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,748
she is all about in-yes-vation.
502
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,750
Okay, stop it. Stop all of this!
503
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,420
I have been asked to share
my experience, so listen up.
504
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,505
I don't get it. I mean,
how can you come here
505
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,092
in your sexual primes, with
your functioning backs,
506
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:04,221
and spend all day talking
about computers?
507
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:08,017
You're not even making eye contact,
508
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,311
to say nothing of the other parts!
509
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,647
You nerds, you... you may be
socially awkward, but...
510
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:14,982
you're human!
511
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:17,510
Ow!
512
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,320
My virgin wiener!
513
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,410
No. Stop.
514
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,494
Stop all of this!
515
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,749
You nerds may be socially awkward,
516
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:32,832
but you're human.
517
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,587
There goes my $20 commission. I was
gonna be able to take a cab home.
518
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,340
You all... you talk about disrupting,
519
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,009
but you just sit here doing nothing!
520
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,595
You're in Pittsburgh,
521
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:48,474
the city that put French
fries in a sandwich,
522
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,435
so don't tell me you
don't have a free hand.
523
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,854
And look around you for once.
524
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,106
You are surrounded
525
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,526
by your own kind!
526
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,611
Oh, this place should be like...
527
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,030
the Olympic Village or...
528
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:07,827
the munchkin tent during the
filming of The Wizard of Oz.
529
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,704
Ooh! Look at that guy. Yeah.
530
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,331
He gets it.
531
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,168
I'm a nerd. Fine.
532
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,921
But that doesn't mean
I'm not also a jock.
533
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,054
Ooh! Nice, bro.
534
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,348
And guess what.
535
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,432
I'm also gay.
536
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,976
Like this kid.
537
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,396
That's right.
538
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,106
I'm gay, and I'm pro...
539
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,232
Okay, thank you, Mood.
540
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:39,984
But my point is,
541
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,152
you can be many things all at once.
542
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,823
You can be a nerd, a jock, and
maybe you're also cursed with
543
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:49,243
♪ Perfect pitch ♪
544
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,543
You dummies...
545
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,378
like machines.
546
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,463
Let me tell you about three...
547
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,799
beautiful machines.
548
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,883
One:
549
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,011
the human mouth.
550
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,221
Two:
551
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,931
the human hands.
552
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,767
Three: the human lower half.
553
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,769
Three great
554
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,772
feats of engineering.
555
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,566
And guess what.
556
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,277
They are all on one body:
557
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,778
yours!
558
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,783
No!
559
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,495
Don't go with that guy!
560
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,791
Because...
561
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,085
because...
562
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,840
he has your grandma's interface!
563
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,135
He has a Hotmail account!
564
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,345
Hotmail?
565
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,096
And he told me to call him,
566
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,349
like this is 1998 or something.
567
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,683
Oh, and, Danford...
568
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,728
what exactly does "disruption" mean?
569
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,065
Well, uh, there's the... the paradigm,
570
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,441
um, of course.
571
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,693
And you don't want it to be...
572
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:06,987
'rupted. I don't know!
573
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,364
You stupid nerds.
574
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,158
And I don't care. I wanted
to be in sports management.
575
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,618
Kill him.
576
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,183
Let's do this!
577
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,334
- It's happening!
- Yeah, it is.
578
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,629
- Oh!
- Oh, uh, run, Kimmy!
579
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,342
Titus.
580
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,927
That's it. I'm done.
581
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,428
You've burned too many bridges.
582
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:32,512
Not true.
583
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,015
I put out a bridge fire
when I flooded that Macy's.
584
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,517
Excuse me.
585
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,894
I'm the principal here at
Daniel Patrick Moynihan
586
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,105
Pubic School. The L fell off the sign.
587
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,748
But why do you have to say it that way?
588
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:46,068
I just wanted to thank you. I've
never seen our students so engaged
589
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,403
and excited.
590
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,113
Also, I won a bet about Jason being gay.
591
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,075
This is a shot in the dark,
but we're looking for someone
592
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,952
to direct our spring play.
593
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,870
Our theater teacher recently left
594
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,330
to pursue other opportunities.
595
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,581
He got some girls pregnant?
596
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:00,874
Super pregnant, yes.
597
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,627
Is there any chance you'd be interested?
598
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,003
Me?
599
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,505
Teach children?
600
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,257
You are looking for work, Titus,
601
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,758
and I need this commission.
602
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,302
I just lost 20 bucks to
this guy over that gay kid.
603
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,366
And the students clearly worship you.
604
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,724
What? Like a god?
605
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,016
Well, not exactly like...
606
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,060
Sold! To the handsome bald gentleman
607
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,395
who's talking right now.
608
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,689
My agent will handle all the details.
609
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,150
You want Titus?
610
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,360
Well, I'm gonna make you
wish you'd never been born.
611
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,444
Let's talk salary.
612
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:30,988
It's $140 a day.
613
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,948
Drive me home, and we have a deal.
614
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,200
Oh, God.
615
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:38,537
That was the fastest
orgy I've ever been in.
616
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,289
Oy! Ready to get out of here?
617
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,875
- Oh, I'm ready to do a lot of stuff.
- Yeah?
618
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,085
Most people come to
Pittsburgh to escape,
619
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,296
but I just can't stop being me, Lillian.
620
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,339
If there's a jerk, I'm gonna bust him!
621
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,134
And I know you said there's nothing
I can do about that dumb movie,
622
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,594
but I have to try.
623
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,472
You know what? I shouldn't
have tried to stop you.
624
00:25:56,555 --> 00:26:00,517
Bustin' jerks is just your
Asses and Glasses Fest.
625
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:03,395
Ah, by the way, I named
what I just did here
626
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,606
Asses and Glasses Fest.
627
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:06,732
Okay.
628
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,734
And I wanna make sure everyone knows
629
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,028
that the Reverend is a real monster,
630
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,154
not a party monster.
631
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,072
Well, everyone's a lot of people, dear.
632
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,824
Well, so am I.
633
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:21,038
Will I ever see you again, Lillian?
634
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,165
No.
635
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,334
But we'll always have Pittsburgh.
636
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:35,800
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637
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,297
- Good night, everybody!
- Good night!