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Oh, no.
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Has it been a year already?
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♪ You're a grand old flag,
you're a high-flying flag ♪
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♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪
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We love the Fourth of July.
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It's the perfect holiday.
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You get to cook outside,
blow stuff up, wear shorts.
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Easter should be taking notes.
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BOTH: ♪ Keep your eyes
on the grand old flag ♪
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That was longer than I remember.
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[CELLPHONE BUZZES]
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Hello?
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Joe, you should be thankful
that you live in this country.
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I spent half of my childhood
in a Banana Republic.
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It was the only store in my village
that had air-conditioner.
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Yes, Mr. President.
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Yes, sir, I'd be honored to,
sir. Thank you.
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- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- Amazing news.
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The grand marshal for today's
parade just got #MeToo'd,
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and they need me to fill in.
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[GASPS] Oh, Jay, I'm so happy for you!
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So, now the only thing left
on your bucket list
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is to bare-knuckle fight a Russian!
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- [LAUGHS]
- Ay!
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Oh, and Manny's gonna be back home
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from his big road trip
just in time for the parade.
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He's been gone for so long.
I can't wait to see him.
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That's great!
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We'll have the whole family
back together with me
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to ride in the convertible LeBaron.
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Joe, how's your parade wave?
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We'll work on it.
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♪ Every heart beats true ♪
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♪ For the red, white, and blue ♪
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♪ Where there's never a... ♪
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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com
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More!
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Yeah. I've got time to help you.
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Oh, look at your cousin being so sweet
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and helping out a friend.
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Ugh! Such a weak little coward.
Are we done yet?
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No. It's a really big bridge.
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Or maybe you're just a really tiny man.
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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Things were going great
on my cross-country drive
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until I fell behind schedule
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after I developed a perfectly
rational, fact-based fear
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- of driving over bridges.
- [TELEPHONE RINGING]
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I called Cam for support
since he taught driver's ed,
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- but he wasn't around.
- What?
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Turns out a strong verbal lashing
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was exactly what I needed
to get me across that bridge
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and the many others that cover
this country like a cancer.
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Okay, Cal. Let's say hi to Mommy.
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- Say, "Hi, Mommy!"
- Whoa, whoa.
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if I'm in that shot, back up
a-and turn the lights down.
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We had Chinese food last night.
I look like a blowfish.
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Okay, you know what, Mitchell?
It's not about you.
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I promised we would send a video of Cal
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to my sister for her birthday,
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and that was a week ago,
so we got to get it done.
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We have been watching
my big-for-his-age nephew Cal
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while my sister Pameron is...
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is back in Missouri
paying off a little debt.
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To society. She's in prison.
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For a tiny parole violation.
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She tried something on in a store
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and accidentally walked out.
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It was another woman's purse.
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The silver lining is,
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Cal is benefiting from
our parenting experience.
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Mitchell is molding young Cal's brain
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while I handle the young boy's body.
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It's a miracle we're not in prison.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's sing the alphabet for Mommy.
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Come on, you and I worked on this.
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A, B...
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6!
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You know, I think I put
so much information in there,
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it's getting jumbled up on the way out.
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Well, let's... let's do
some of your stuff.
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Throw him a ball or something.
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Oh, okay, yeah. That's a great idea.
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Okay, on the count of 3, Cal.
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Are you ready? 1, 2, 3!
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Oh. Okay.
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All right, um... well, hugs!
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Hey, how about a hug?
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Aww. He is such a good hugger.
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Okay, here's the thing...
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football camp started when Cal came.
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Then I was laid up
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because of that dinner
at Absolutely Crabulous.
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Well, don't worry. I've been
slacking on my end, too.
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Yeah, but I've been telling Pam
that Cal is thriving here.
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We can't send her a video
of him reciting his AB6s!
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- I wonder...
- Go on. I'm in.
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Is it possible to shoot him in a way
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that makes him look better than he is?
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Oh, honey, are you kidding?
Vin Diesel's a movie star.
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Anything's possible with editing.
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What do you got there?
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Oh, just choosing some classes
for college.
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This one looks interesting.
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"In this intensive"... Nope.
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Drop that!
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Game day, buddy.
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For the first time ever,
Luke and I are taking part
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in the sport of kings,
the savory science.
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We're teamed in a parent/child
hot-dog-eating contest.
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We've been training for weeks,
and I'm proud to say that Luke,
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like his old man, is blessed
with a dogger's mouth.
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I felt something tear inside.
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Push through it.
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You'll thank me when you start
to feel the gorger's high.
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Ugh.
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Aah! What the hell?!
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Oh, is the hot dog making you angry?
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An angry stomach is 12% larger. Boo!
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I think we've got a real shot
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to take down Rhonda and Thandie Hodak.
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But they're undefeated.
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I guess that makes us "under-dogs."
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Mm. How long
you been sitting on that one?
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Not as long as you've been
sitting on that couch.
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- Hm.
- Hey, hey.
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Can I get in on that floor bagel?
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Alex decided to take off
some time earlier this summer,
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and, like everything else she does,
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she did it a little too well.
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[CLATTER]
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Who's there? Did you bring food?
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Uh... tomatoes.
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But they won't be ready for six weeks.
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You have a backup?
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Well, I fell asleep on my phone,
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and I think my face ordered another one.
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Oh.
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You know, do you want to join me?
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You go back to work in a few weeks.
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You'll regret it
if you don't relax a little.
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Uh, okay. Sure.
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The... This can wait 10 minutes
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until I get him into the ground, right?
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[TELEVISION PLAYS]
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Can you scratch my nose?
I feel like you're closer.
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Okay, up on the table
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for a little stomach massage
and heckler prep.
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Hey, gals, things haven't
been going that great
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between me and Arvin,
and he's stopping by
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to say goodbye
before leaving for Switzerland.
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Could you take off the onesies
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and make it look like we don't
live in an insane asylum?
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- You suck! You eat like a moron!
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, my God! It's like you want Arvin
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to throw his return ticket off an Alp!
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Mm. No wonder she's so stressed.
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She's wearing, like, a seven-sie.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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Haley. Fancy meeting you here.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Wait, why? I-I live here.
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No, I-I know. I was...
I was making a joke.
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It was stupid.
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Oh, no, it... it wasn't stupid.
It was funny.
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Well, you didn't laugh.
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Well, do it again. I'll laugh this time.
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I'd rather not.
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Sorry. I'm just, um, a little...
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I'm really nervous,
and I feel like this goodbye
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has so much pressure on it.
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So let's just relax
and be with each other.
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I actually have to go.
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- [LAUGHS]
- No, seriously.
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I misread my itinerary,
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and I have to get to the airport.
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No! So, uh, this is it?
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This is goodbye?
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I'm afraid so.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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I'll miss you, too.
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- Aww.
- [HORN HONKS]
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That's my car. I should probably...
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- [HORN BLARES]
- Okay.
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Uh, well... goodbye, Haley.
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Oh!
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Love you.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Love you, too.
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Is he gone?
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- Yeah?
- Oh, good.
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No one wants old fuddy-duddy dad
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ruining the big romantic moment.
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I'll be upstairs
hiding in Luke's closet.
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All right. There we go, Cal.
Chew the peanut butter.
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See? Now, with editing,
we can make it look like
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he's saying anything we want...
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numbers, the alphabet,
a joke about Jewish people.
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Pam loves those.
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Movie tricks come easy to me...
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you know, clowns
being naturals at deception.
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It's true...
a couple months into dating,
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Cam told me he was a clown,
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did a little performance for me,
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and I... I did feel deceived.
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Okay, now, when I say "action,"
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Cal's gonna throw me the ball.
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You're gonna walk backwards,
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and then in editing, I'll reverse it
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to make it look like
Cal's catching the ball
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and you're walking normally.
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Why am I even in it at all?
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Remind me of something,
Mitchell... is the best art made
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by a million voices chiming in
or one man with a single vision?
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- [KEYS CLICKING]
- Okay, and we lay in the piano later.
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
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♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
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- I have to pee!
- He has to pee.
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- Okay, he has to pee.
- Yep.
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All right. Take five!
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Lily, this is our first cut,
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so if you see anything wonky,
let us know.
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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Oh. Hello, Mommy.
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Happy birthday.
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1 plus 1 is 2.
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- [PEN CLICKS]
- Simple math.
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[DIFFERENT CHILD'S VOICE]
I can catch a ball.
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How'd you miss the cat?
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I didn't. That take was your best walk.
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["TWINKLE, TWINKLE,
LITTLE STAR" PLAYS ON PIANO]
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That is gold.
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[BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS]
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[TAPPING]
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Why the giant bottle of wine?
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It's for perspective,
and nobody's asking that question.
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- Didn't I just ask it?
- Cam.
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Yeah, I know. It's certified rotten.
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[TAPPING]
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[LOUD CHOMPING]
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Luke.
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He's only getting 1/3 of the dog
on his first bite.
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Anything less than half,
and you're playing for second.
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Well, the good news is,
the Fourth is weeks away.
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Um...
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it's... it's today.
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Toda... June...?
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- Yeah... gone.
- Oh.
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
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There you are!
It's almost time for our show.
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- Wait... what are you wearing?
- ALEX: Clothes?
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I got to get back into school mode
253
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,399
before I lose my edge.
254
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,293
Mom, you might want to think
about rejoining life
255
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,903
before your brain freezes, too.
256
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,422
Yeah,
don't you worry about...
257
00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,323
- [THUD]
- me.
258
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,422
[LAUGHS]
259
00:09:35,726 --> 00:09:36,643
What's that?
260
00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:38,478
Oh. Um...
261
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:39,894
Listen.
262
00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:43,566
No dad wants to have this talk
with his son, but...
263
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,734
you're just not eating enough hot dogs.
264
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,502
[SIGHS] I'm sorry.
265
00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:50,323
For some reason,
I just... I can't focus.
266
00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:53,318
I think what Luke is trying to say is,
267
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,542
he's too old for this contest
268
00:09:54,578 --> 00:09:56,262
and he doesn't have the heart
to tell you.
269
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,829
That's impossible. I'm an adult.
I'm still super into it.
270
00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:02,199
Yeah. My 20s should be
my prime hot-dog-eating years.
271
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,287
That was just my first attempt.
272
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,145
I'm gonna figure this out. Hang on.
273
00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:09,834
Despite what Alex says,
I have not lost my edge.
274
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,110
Something just clicked.
275
00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:14,572
Fine. You're right... it's college.
276
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,738
- It is?
- Yeah.
277
00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:17,551
I'm distracted because
I'm feeling some pressure
278
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,077
on which classes to take.
279
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,310
But don't worry.
I'm gonna figure it out.
280
00:10:22,947 --> 00:10:25,214
Wow. How could you tell?
281
00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:28,670
I'm just a... perceptive guy.
282
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,815
I wasn't talking about Luke.
The clicking was in my jaw.
283
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,807
My old TMJ injury was back,
thanks to all the training.
284
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,194
I got it in college
when I bet my roommate
285
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,788
I could out-Frisbee-catch
his golden retriever.
286
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,082
And guess who wo... Aah!
287
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,447
- Ugh.
- Aw.
288
00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:46,104
Arvin and I had the worst goodbye.
289
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,538
It's been such a weird
past couple months.
290
00:10:48,573 --> 00:10:49,672
That long?
291
00:10:49,707 --> 00:10:51,607
It feels like it all started
in the hospital,
292
00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:52,808
after I told him I loved him.
293
00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:54,043
There you go.
294
00:10:54,078 --> 00:10:55,711
That's it. You pressured him.
295
00:10:55,747 --> 00:10:57,882
- Too much, too soon.
- Maybe.
296
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,576
Something's not lining up.
297
00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:01,452
Okay, you're right.
298
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,551
Seriously?!
299
00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:05,087
Something happened in the hospital
while Arvin was gone.
300
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,422
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
301
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,733
Lost again?
302
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,779
No. This time, I meant to come back.
303
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,903
I have some pretty big news.
304
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,272
You should probably be sitting for this.
305
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,440
O... kay.
306
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,342
[WHIRRING]
307
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,147
[WHIRRING STOPS]
308
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,272
I lied.
309
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,941
I'm not married anymore.
310
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,876
My wife left me for her ex-husband.
311
00:11:27,911 --> 00:11:29,344
I'm a divorcé.
312
00:11:30,547 --> 00:11:31,780
Why are you telling me this?
313
00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:34,482
Because I'm back in town,
I'm going to nursing school,
314
00:11:34,518 --> 00:11:36,551
and we might run into each other.
315
00:11:36,587 --> 00:11:38,256
I don't want to
spend the rest of my life
316
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,181
pretending my wife is in the bathroom.
317
00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:42,936
Yeah, I would start to
worry about her after a while.
318
00:11:43,353 --> 00:11:45,063
Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out.
319
00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,648
It's okay. I don't think
we ever really got each other.
320
00:11:48,683 --> 00:11:51,217
Like, you know how when you and I
used to go to concerts,
321
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,507
we used to just look
at each other and know...
322
00:11:53,507 --> 00:11:55,356
It was time for me
to get on your shoulders
323
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,524
and throw my bra at the drummer.
324
00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:57,614
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Yeah.
325
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,583
Like, you probably
have that with Arvin, right?
326
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,118
- Definitely.
- That's awesome.
327
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:02,185
With my wife,
328
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,558
she's pretty and smart and a doctor.
329
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,827
But if you're always telling yourself
330
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:08,853
how lucky you are,
331
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,080
it's probably because
you're afraid to ask yourself
332
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,305
how happy you are.
333
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,441
Right?
334
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,001
I brought ice chips.
335
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,937
Or are they ice fries here?
336
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,005
Oh!
337
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,516
Ha.
338
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,176
I can't believe Dylan got into my head.
339
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,438
I can't believe
he got into nursing school.
340
00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:32,185
That's the biggest one they got?
341
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,295
Yes, and I'm not going back again.
342
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,023
Have you seen Manny? I've been
looking all over for him.
343
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,007
I don't see him.
344
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,341
I've been here,
busy inspecting the troops.
345
00:12:40,376 --> 00:12:42,261
Young lady, could you
straighten that hat?
346
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,394
Sir, that... that horn
could use a shine.
347
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,629
Haircut.
348
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,867
Gloria, if this goes well,
in a couple of months,
349
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,558
I'll be lighting
the town Christmas tree.
350
00:12:49,593 --> 00:12:51,727
- Take that, Dad!
- You know what is weird?
351
00:12:51,762 --> 00:12:54,263
After so many years
at Carnaval,
352
00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:57,126
to be at a parade
with people fully dressed.
353
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,486
Gloria, focus.
354
00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,946
You've got a big role in this.
355
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,914
After I cut the ribbon,
it's your job to fire off the cannon.
356
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,083
That's the signal for everybody
to start marching.
357
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,286
But isn't the grand marshal's job
to fire the cannon?
358
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,621
So the ribbon cuts itself?
359
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,849
Gloria, what you don't know
about parades...
360
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,709
- [CELLPHONE BUZZING]
- Wait, wait.
361
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,819
[GASPS] Papi! Hello.
362
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,511
Are you coming?
The parade is about to start.
363
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,382
Hey! Jay!
364
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,234
Hey, Tom! How's it going?
365
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,053
Great, actually.
My wife and I, we're back together.
366
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,031
I... Well, not exactly.
I mean, we're going on dates.
367
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,300
- We're hoping to recapture...
- Yeah, yeah.
368
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,490
I want to hear all about it,
369
00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:31,492
but I think the local paper
needs a photo.
370
00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:32,770
Oh. O-Of course. Yeah.
371
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,136
Gloria, get in the shot.
372
00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:36,405
- [SIGHS]
- Gloria.
373
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,274
But you promised
that you were going to be here.
374
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:41,009
Just shoot. No, go ahead... shoot it.
375
00:13:41,045 --> 00:13:42,678
What? Okay.
376
00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:43,812
No, no, not yet!
377
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:46,682
[MARCHING BAND PLAYS]
378
00:13:48,052 --> 00:13:49,685
Damn it, Gloria! It's not cutting!
379
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,053
These aren't lefties!
380
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:05,136
Grand-marshal. Take that, Grandpa!
381
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,536
You must be on top of the world.
382
00:14:06,642 --> 00:14:08,156
Well, I'm putting on a brave face
383
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,792
for the good of the country,
but the truth is,
384
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,516
we did not get off to a great start.
385
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,318
Gloria is not on her game today,
386
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,430
and I'm afraid she's gonna forget
387
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,647
to lead the standing ovation
after my speech.
388
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,798
- Hm.
- In fact, I'm tagging you in.
389
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,833
Your cue is "pursuit of happiness."
390
00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:22,746
And if you could sell it,
a "bravo" would be nice.
391
00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:25,004
Okay. I-I know what's wrong with Gloria.
392
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:27,425
This is a big day for you,
and she's feeling left out.
393
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,326
No, that's not it.
394
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,327
Damn it.
395
00:14:29,389 --> 00:14:31,345
You're not getting here till tomorrow?
396
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,004
How does your name
even have the word "man" in it?
397
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,224
Something just clicked.
398
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,615
- Jaw trouble?
- No!
399
00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:39,545
She was just on with Manny,
who's not coming.
400
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,713
Don't Gloria and Manny have
some Fourth of July tradition?
401
00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:44,038
Come to think of it,
402
00:14:44,073 --> 00:14:46,151
they share a slice of apple pie
and watch the fireworks.
403
00:14:46,175 --> 00:14:48,409
They've been doing that
every year since he was born!
404
00:14:48,444 --> 00:14:52,046
Until this year,
which is why Gloria is upset.
405
00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:53,213
- Yes!
- You're right!
406
00:14:53,249 --> 00:14:55,078
- Mm-hmm.
- I let the sash go to my head.
407
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,270
I never should have brought it!
408
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,669
Oh, I can help you out,
409
00:14:57,704 --> 00:14:59,791
but you're gonna have to give up
on your little speech thing.
410
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,761
Hey, kid. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where'd you get the fireworks?
411
00:15:01,785 --> 00:15:03,611
- You a cop?
- Oh, co...
412
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,578
There's a stand in
the grocery store parking lot.
413
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,079
But he's closing up.
414
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,175
You get the fireworks and the apple pie.
415
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,499
I will take care of Manny.
416
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,435
I am back. I am really back!
417
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,569
My car's blocked in.
418
00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:14,915
All this traffic, I'll never make it.
419
00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:16,172
Look at that... right there.
420
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,207
[HORN BEEPS]
421
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:19,041
Check out! I'm a Shriner. [LAUGHS]
422
00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:21,443
Cool! Listen, I need to borrow your car.
423
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:22,630
It's kind of an emergency.
424
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,690
But my dad's excited
to see me in the parade.
425
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,047
He was a Tuskegee Airman.
426
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,049
Maybe the minute you stop trying so hard
427
00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:29,684
is the minute he'll start loving you.
428
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,948
Now hop out of there
and go clear a path for me
429
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:32,845
through those lawn chairs.
430
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:34,765
- Come on. I'll help you out.
- But... I don't...
431
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,146
Oh, how about this one, okay?
432
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,956
Maybe we'll get lucky
and he'll be good at this.
433
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,191
Okay, don't you think
this is a little hateful...
434
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,191
- waterboarding a clown for a prize?
- Oh, come on.
435
00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:46,004
You guys spray each other
with seltzer all the time.
436
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,755
That's between two consenting clowns.
437
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,949
All right, one second. Let's get this.
438
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,715
Okay, go ahead. Okay.
439
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,329
- No. No. Wrong way, wrong way.
- Oh, okay, all right, you got to...
440
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,041
- Okay, it's fine.
- You know what?
441
00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:59,557
Maybe it's just time we admit to Pam
we haven't taught him a thing.
442
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,325
You know, I just...
I don't want to let him down.
443
00:16:02,414 --> 00:16:04,839
I-I've come to really enjoy
having him around.
444
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,272
I know, I know. Me too.
445
00:16:06,307 --> 00:16:08,007
But it's not like
we're bad at parenting.
446
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:10,676
I mean, Lily turned out to be
a smart, sensitive little girl.
447
00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:13,312
Ugh! You're a disgrace to this family!
448
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,748
MANNY: I don't think you heard me.
I'm over the bridge.
449
00:16:15,784 --> 00:16:17,710
I know. Now we're just catching up.
450
00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:19,886
Sorry I didn't win.
451
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:22,255
Oh, no, no, no. You don't
have to apologize, okay?
452
00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:23,860
No, no, you did just great.
453
00:16:23,885 --> 00:16:26,027
Oh! We're the ones
who need to do better.
454
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,057
And you know what? You give great hugs.
455
00:16:28,057 --> 00:16:29,923
Hey. We taught him that.
456
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:32,275
Well, too bad it isn't exactly a skill.
457
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,343
[CHUCKLING] Yeah. Or is it?
458
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,494
[SHEEP BLEATS]
459
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,893
Mutton busting?!
460
00:16:36,928 --> 00:16:37,994
Why? What is that?
461
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,630
It's a sheep rodeo for kids.
462
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,599
It's like you didn't even
have a childhood.
463
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,778
Come on!
464
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:47,270
ANNOUNCER:
The hot dog eating contest is about to begin.
465
00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:48,865
Sorry I'm not in worse shape for this.
466
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:51,401
Don't worry about it, buddy.
You've had a lot on your mind.
467
00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:53,136
Any luck choosing your courses?
468
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:54,337
Not yet.
469
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:56,412
I don't really want
to talk about that right now.
470
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,293
Maybe you're putting
too much pressure on...
471
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,217
It's more than just
picking classes, okay?
472
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,364
Can we just drop it and focus
on what we're doing here?
473
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,582
Yeah. Of course.
474
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,173
[EXHALES SLOWLY]
475
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,152
[BOTH EXHALING]
476
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,918
Exciting to be in the competition, huh?
477
00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:12,399
Instead of sitting up in the bleachers,
like the last three years?
478
00:17:12,423 --> 00:17:13,555
I guess.
479
00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:15,491
Scary, sure, but it does feel good
480
00:17:15,526 --> 00:17:17,092
putting our butts on the line.
481
00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:18,293
You lose 100%
482
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,195
of the hot-dog-eating contests
you don't enter.
483
00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:22,097
Dad, I know what your bumper sticker is,
484
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,932
and I know
what you're trying to do here.
485
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,367
But college is different.
486
00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:28,370
I mean, you screw up at community
college, you're out of options.
487
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:29,963
You're not gonna screw it up.
488
00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,599
I've messed up
a lot of things in my life.
489
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,967
I'm scared I'll do it again.
490
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:35,769
- Good.
- What?
491
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,448
Being scared means you care.
492
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,184
Maybe... Maybe that's what's
been missing in the past.
493
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,434
It's the biggest thing
I've ever tried to do.
494
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,670
Contestants, ready position.
495
00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,582
Just take it one step at a time.
496
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,502
Don't worry about the 50
to hopefully 75 hot dogs
497
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,559
you're gonna eat.
498
00:17:50,595 --> 00:17:52,395
Just worry about
the dog in front of you.
499
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,989
And wet the buns.
500
00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:56,157
Eat!
501
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,226
[SHEEP BLEATS]
502
00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,839
- Are we sure this is safe?
- Oh, my gosh, yes.
503
00:17:59,863 --> 00:18:01,173
The kids love it, the sheep love it.
504
00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,230
[BUZZER]
505
00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:03,898
And I'm pretty sure it's too late.
506
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:07,215
- Whoa!
- Hang on, Cal! Keep hugging!
507
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,973
Oh, my gosh. Pam is gonna be so excited.
508
00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:10,881
He's already busting
at a first-grade level.
509
00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:13,884
[INHALES SHARPLY] Ow. Ow!
510
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,654
Better get an X-ray.
You got trampled pretty bad.
511
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,306
Looks like that ankle's broken.
512
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,806
[TROMBONE PLAYS SAD NOTES]
513
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:21,040
Really, Jerry?
514
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:24,603
Haley? What are you doing here?
515
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,038
Well, you tweeted you were working,
516
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,957
the water tower's in the back
of your Instagram story,
517
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,250
and you just left a Yelp rating
518
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,793
for that falafel place
around the corner,
519
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,819
so I figured out where you were.
520
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,819
Could you please stop
being so obsessed with me?
521
00:18:33,855 --> 00:18:34,780
Wait... what?
522
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,574
That thing that you said
at the hospital?
523
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,707
How if a person felt lucky
to be in a relationship,
524
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,387
that means that
they couldn't really be happy?
525
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,777
Obviously, you did that
526
00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:43,223
to try and ruin what I have with Arvin,
527
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,749
because you're not over me.
528
00:18:45,015 --> 00:18:47,059
I seriously don't know whether to laugh
529
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,794
or check you for a spider bite.
530
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,814
I'm sorry that you're
questioning your relationship,
531
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,273
but it's not my fault.
532
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,965
Just admit it!
533
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,010
You said that
to try and get back with me.
534
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,652
Look, in my heart of hearts...
535
00:18:58,687 --> 00:19:00,921
which does not exist, by the way...
536
00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:03,951
yeah, I still think about us.
We were great.
537
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,910
- Aha!
- Nuh-ha!
538
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,289
You're the one who drove across town,
539
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,879
paid $12 for parking
540
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:12,043
and then an additional $2
for the yellow wristband
541
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,111
for beer and medical tent access.
542
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,930
It sounds like
you're the one who's into me.
543
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,907
You're crazy.
544
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,540
There's no crime in wondering
545
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,609
if we might still be good together.
546
00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:24,311
I still see us together
in my mind's eye...
547
00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:26,707
- which, by the way, doesn't exist.
- I can't hear it again.
548
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,778
Diagnosis... nothing.
549
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,226
[GRUNTS]
550
00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:41,527
How was the parade?
551
00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:43,491
I had something more important to do.
552
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,433
Apple pie?
553
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,786
I got a few weird looks
at the drive-through,
554
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:50,481
but it was worth it to
help keep your tradition alive.
555
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,024
You mean Manny and me?
556
00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:53,541
It's not gonna happen, because...
557
00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:55,009
I've got that covered, too.
558
00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:56,304
Mm-hmm.
559
00:19:57,213 --> 00:19:58,446
♪ Ta-da! ♪
560
00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:00,324
Hi, Mom! I miss you!
561
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,757
Oh, Jay! That's perfect!
562
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,091
Oh, it's not perfect yet.
563
00:20:03,127 --> 00:20:04,459
[WHISTLES]
564
00:20:05,929 --> 00:20:07,765
Should we really give the dangerous job
565
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,275
to my only smart one?
566
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,508
♪
567
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,143
- [FIREWORKS BURST]
- [GASPS]
568
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,477
Ohh!
569
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:17,483
Happy Fourth of July, Papi!
570
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,675
I'll be home soon... before you know it.
571
00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:20,910
JAY: "Thomas Jefferson,
572
00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:22,912
who was sort of
the grand marshal of his time,
573
00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:25,581
believed this country should be
a place where people are free
574
00:20:25,617 --> 00:20:28,044
to pursue happiness and a better life,
575
00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:31,714
where we can set our sights on the stars
576
00:20:32,223 --> 00:20:34,156
and, with hard work and determination...
577
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,324
[AIR HORN BLARES]
578
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,860
...make the impossible a reality.
579
00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:38,995
[MUFFLED] No!
580
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,464
Because Americans
don't run from challenges.
581
00:20:41,499 --> 00:20:42,616
We embrace them.
582
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,516
[MUFFLED CHEERING]
583
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,520
God bless America.
584
00:20:46,877 --> 00:20:48,439
Hold for applause."
585
00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:50,512
That would've killed, right?
586
00:20:50,547 --> 00:20:52,080
Bravo!
587
00:20:52,115 --> 00:20:54,749
You know, I gave up a lot today.
You could mean it.
588
00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:58,569
Never too late to start training
for next year!
589
00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:00,818
Let's loosen up first
with some exercises.
590
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,376
Lamalick. Dizzy Gillespie. Tiffy pop it.
591
00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:05,813
- [BLOWS]
- Hold it.
592
00:21:05,838 --> 00:21:08,334
- And out. Tiffy...
- Dad, I don't think I can ever eat
593
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,794
another hot dog again.
594
00:21:10,277 --> 00:21:12,229
Yeah, I thought you might feel this way.
595
00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:14,947
- Hey, you there?
- What?
596
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:17,489
We're having some trouble getting
these bad boys down.
597
00:21:17,514 --> 00:21:19,962
I'm not surprised, you pathetic losers.
598
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,573
You two disgust me more
than what's in those hot dogs.
599
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,825
What's the hold up?
600
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,852
Are we saving our bodies
for bikini season, ladies?
601
00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:30,122
- She's good.
- She better be. She's expensive.
602
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:35,122
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