1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,280 ...and he loves pecans and walnuts, 3 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,680 and he simply adores those little cheese footballs, 4 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,360 don't you, my darling? 5 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,160 Oh, isn't he beautiful? 6 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,440 Very attractive little fellow. What is he? 7 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,680 He's a little Shih-Tzu. 8 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,080 Is he really? 9 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,080 Oh, dear, what breed is it? 10 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:54,000 They're lap-dogs, aren't they? 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 A lap-dog? 12 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,240 Hard to imagine him stalking a reindeer, what? 13 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,480 Major, can I get you another one? 14 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,160 Why not? Why not? 15 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,160 For you, Mrs. Chase? 16 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,560 Nothing for me, thank you. 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,320 But Prince would like a little saucer of warm milk. 18 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,720 - It's nearly our bedtime and... - Yes, Manuel! 19 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,080 Manuel will attend to its heart's desires. 20 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,920 I'm afraid I'm with the people tonight. 21 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,833 Manuel, por favor, el perro microscopico. 22 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,120 Good evening, Dr. Price. 23 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,120 Good evening. 24 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,360 What can I get you? 25 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,520 Scotch, please. 26 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,720 I suppose it's too late to get anything to eat? I missed dinner. 27 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,440 What did you have in mind? 28 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,560 I rather fancy some sausages. 29 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,280 I'm afraid chef would have locked them away. 30 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,400 We could do you sandwiches... ham, cheese, tomato? 31 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,840 Ham, thank you. 32 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,120 I'll just arrange it for you. 33 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,160 - Basil? - Dear? 34 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,560 Could you make some ham sandwiches? 35 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,320 - Look, I'm... - For Dr. Price. 36 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,560 Of course, yes, one moment, Doctor. 37 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,480 There we are, Major. 38 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,680 Excuse me. Phone. 39 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,640 Found another draft, have we? 40 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,760 We have to be very careful, Mr. Fawlty, 41 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,120 he's not very strong. 42 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,120 Indeed, yes. A rapid movement of air 43 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,480 could damage him irreparably. 44 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,760 If only one could keep them in airtight containers. 45 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,000 Wouldn't be able to breathe, would he, Fawlty? 46 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,520 He could try, Major, he could try. 47 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,320 Anything else for you? 48 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,280 No, thank you, no, it's a bit late. We'd better get upstairs. 49 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,474 Quite, quite. 50 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,480 Sorry to have kept you. 51 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,360 Doctor, one round, two? 52 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,360 Just one, please. 53 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,759 My pleasure. 54 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:24,000 No, she was the one he had with him the third time. 55 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,640 The first one was the dowdy one, 56 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,560 then his wife, then her, and now this red... 57 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,520 oh, yes, that must have been lovely. 58 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,114 Number 12? Let's see. 59 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,520 Thank you. 60 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,796 How very lovely... yes, that was them. 61 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,280 Not much, they get less fussy as they get older. 62 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,280 Sorry about this. 63 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,280 It couldn't matter less. We're meeting in the morning anyway. 64 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,680 - You've had a long journey. - Get a good night's sleep. 65 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,800 You're sure you're feeling all right? 66 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,200 Fine, fine, just a little... 67 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,560 Oh yes, of course. 68 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,120 You get straight to bed, we'll pick you up here at 9:30. 69 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,200 We'll have coffee, and go in to the M.D. At 10: 00. 70 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,400 Fine, thanks. Okay, good night. 71 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,760 - Sleep well. - Good night. 72 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,440 - Bye. - See you in the morning. 73 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,320 See you at 9:30 then. 74 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,760 Sorry. 75 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,640 Harris? Oh, no, on his own again. 76 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,520 Oh, no, I wouldn't have thought so. 77 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,640 He watches the football. 78 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,949 - Number 8, isn't it? - Thank you. 79 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,080 Are you feeling all right? 80 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,440 Not too good, no. 81 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,320 Would you like a little hot something? 82 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,600 No, fine, thank you. 83 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,800 - Well, If there's anything you need... - Thank you. 84 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,080 That wasn't him, that was a new one. 85 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,513 Good night. 86 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,200 I said, "Good night." 87 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,600 Oh, good night. 88 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,794 Didn't hurt, did it? 89 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,880 - Basil. - Good manners cost nothing. 90 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,880 He's not feeling very well, Basil. 91 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,480 He only had to say "Good night." It's not the Gettysburg Address. 92 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,520 Basil, when you're not feeling well... 93 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,840 Just two little words, dear, 94 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,880 that bring a little happiness into the world. 95 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,000 Excuse me? 96 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,880 Yes, Mr. Leeman, what can I do for you? 97 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,320 Do you think I might have breakfast in bed in the morning? 98 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,200 - In bed? - Yes. 99 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,720 - Of course, Mr. Leeman. - Yes, we can manage that. 100 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:58,720 Yes, we can. I'll call you back. 101 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,280 I'm sorry? 102 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,191 Most of our guests manage to struggle down in the morning. 103 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,400 A full breakfast or the continental? 104 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,560 Oh, I don't... 105 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,440 Our chef does a very good full breakfast, 106 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,320 eggs, bacon, sausages, tomato, fried bread... 107 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,680 The continental. 108 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,680 You wouldn't care for kippers? 109 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,200 Fine, kippers, thank you. 110 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,640 Toast, butter, marmalade? 111 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,640 Thank you. 112 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,800 - Tea or coffee? - Tea, thank you. 113 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,880 Newspaper? 114 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,269 - The Telegraph. - Thank you, good night. 115 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,912 Rosewood, mahogany, teak? 116 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,320 I beg your pardon? 117 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,197 What would you like your breakfast tray made out of? 118 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,560 I don't really mind. 119 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,920 Are you sure? Fine, you go along, 120 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,680 and have a really good night's sleep, then. 121 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,680 I'm hoping to get a couple of hours myself. 122 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,800 I'll be up in good time 123 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,280 to serve you your breakfast in bed. 124 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,160 If you can remember to sleep with your mouth open, 125 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,520 you won't even have to wake up. 126 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,320 I'll drop in small pieces of lightly buttered kipper 127 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,480 when you're breathing in the right direction, 128 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,516 if that doesn't put you out! 129 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,469 Basil! 130 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,800 - Sausages, please. - Just sausages? 131 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,280 Hmm, just sausages. 132 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,160 - Tea or coffee? - Coffee, please. 133 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,600 - But is... - No, not a saucer. 134 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,320 - Cómo? - I said a bowl. 135 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,320 A ball? 136 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,760 Yes, and not cold like that. 137 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,280 That's too cold. I said tepid, didn't I? 138 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,556 Mas grande, Manuel. De agua caliente. 139 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:17,920 He could catch pneumonia from that. 140 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,800 And bring another cushion. 141 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,313 He's not quite high enough. 142 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,280 Sausages on six, Terry. 143 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,560 - Coming up. - Mas grande, Manuel. 144 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,800 Another car strike. Would you believe it? 145 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,680 Put these kippers back, would you, Basil? 146 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,760 We ought to get Butlin's to run our car factories. 147 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,520 In the fridge. 148 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,600 These should have been eaten by... when was the sixth? 149 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,600 Oh, that's all right. 150 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,840 It says on the packet, Sybil. 151 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,240 They're all right, Mr. Fawlty. 152 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,240 The sixth? 153 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,560 That's just to cover themselves. 154 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,879 Eggs and sausages, Poll. 155 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,911 On the table, on the table. 156 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,638 No! 157 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,073 That! 158 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,469 Now, put that under him. 159 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,400 The cushion! The cushion! 160 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,320 Sí. 161 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,309 Ow! 162 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,600 He bite me! 163 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,240 You frightened him. 164 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,280 Qué? 165 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,640 You make sudden movements like that, 166 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,960 of course he's going to bite. 167 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,235 Don't you have dogs in Calcutta? 168 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,640 Excuse me, but I have an order 169 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,840 for eggs and sausages for this table. 170 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,558 Yes, the sausages are for him. 171 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,760 What's the matter, Manuel? 172 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,400 He bite me. 173 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,516 Cut them up into little pieces. 174 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,480 No, not my eggs. The sausages. 175 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,800 Oh, sorry. 176 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,880 Oh! 177 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,960 He bite Polly, too. You see? 178 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,360 If dogs are allowed in the dining room, 179 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,480 at least the staff should know how to handle them. 180 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,680 I'll cut them up in the kitchen, Mrs. Chase. 181 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,954 Little pieces. 182 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,680 Kippers ready. 183 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,600 He hurt you, Polly? 184 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,240 Basil, what are you doing? 185 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,600 Do you know when the sixth was? 186 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,520 Will you just take it upstairs? 187 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,960 They're all right, Mr. Fawlty. 188 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,480 Are they supposed to be that color? 189 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,080 Basil, will you just take it up? What's the matter, Manuel? 190 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,840 That hairy mosquito just bit us both. 191 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,080 What? 192 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,480 It's not right in dining room like that. 193 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,160 She pays extra for the dog. 194 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,600 Basil, it's after 8:00. 195 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,600 Poisoning is still an offense in this country. 196 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,600 Do get a move on, we've got a busy day. 197 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,720 I've got the laundrymen coming. 198 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,600 The laundrymen. My God! 199 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,477 A woman's work is never delegated, is it? 200 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,720 What are you doing, Polly? 201 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,480 Just preparing some sausages. 202 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,074 Bangers a la bang. 203 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,839 Good morning, breakfast. 204 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,553 Breakfast. 205 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,520 Here we are. Another car strike. Marvelous, isn't it? 206 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:50,880 Taxpayers pay 'em millions each year, 207 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,600 they get the money, go on strike. It's called socialism. 208 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,800 If they don't like making cars, 209 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,360 why don't they get themselves another bloody job 210 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,040 designing cathedrals or composing violin concertos? 211 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,240 The British Leyland Concerto, in four movements, all of 'em slow, 212 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,800 with a four-hour tea break in between. 213 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,080 I'll tell you why, 'cause they're not interested in anything, 214 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,400 except lounging about on conveyor belts stuffing themselves with my money. 215 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,840 You don't mind if I turn the light off? 216 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,637 Well, enjoy your breakfast. 217 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,357 I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. 218 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,951 Not at all, thank you for mentioning it. 219 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,760 Unbelievable. Un-be-lievable. 220 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,433 Not a single bloody word. 221 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,520 You get up at 5:30 in the morning 222 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,320 so they can lounge around in bed till midday 223 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,400 and do you get so much as a word of thanks? 224 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,520 - What's that? - Forgot the milk. 225 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,360 Don't get talking to him, you'll never get away. 226 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,560 Would you believe it? 227 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,880 I get him his breakfast, I take it all the way upstairs, 228 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,240 I lay it in front of him, hand him his newspaper, 229 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,118 I tidy the room, draw the curtains, guess what he says? 230 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,440 I said, "Guess what he says?" 231 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,600 Hmmm? 232 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,033 Nothing! 233 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,596 Your friend! The one in eight. Nothing, not a word. 234 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,480 Are you listening? Hello, can anybody hear me? 235 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,680 Have I ceased to exist? Have I suddenly become invisible? 236 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,360 Sybil, Sybil, Sybil, can you see me? 237 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,520 No. 238 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,600 Good, I'll go and lie down then. 239 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,240 No I won't, I'll go and hit some guests. 240 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:14,200 Poor little toma-woma-boy. 241 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,269 Oh, let me... 242 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,470 Dr. Price's sausages. 243 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,240 What is it, Polly? 244 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,560 He's dead. 245 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,040 - Dead, who? - Number eight. 246 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:30,480 Leeman? But Basil just took him his breakfast. 247 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,560 He's cold. 248 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,629 Oh, no. 249 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,480 What's the matter with that dog? 250 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,640 He is dead. 251 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,520 He's certainly struggling for life at the moment. 252 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,120 A dead dog in the breakfast room. 253 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,400 Egon Ronay would knock off a star for that. 254 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,231 No, no, Mr. Leeman dead. 255 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,640 Well, that would explain a lot. 256 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,560 No, Mr. Fawlty. 257 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,400 Really. Poll just said so. 258 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,360 What are you on about? I just took him his kippers. 259 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,475 Oh, my God! 260 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,558 Leeman's dead, I'm getting Dr. Price. 261 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,640 I just put the milk down on the tray... 262 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,000 What are you doing? 263 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,760 What are you doing? 264 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,920 I told her. I told her the sixth. We could get 20 years for this. 265 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,120 What? 266 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,360 The kippers, the kippers! Oh, my God! 267 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,320 Mr. Fawlty, he's been dead for hours. 268 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,680 M. Fawlty, he's cold. He's been dead for hours. 269 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,880 He must have died in his sleep. 270 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,880 Mr. Fawlty! 271 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,880 What? What? 272 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,873 He hasn't touched those kippers. Well, look! Feel him. 273 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,189 - What? - Feel him. 274 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,915 - He's stone cold. - Yes. 275 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,760 Oh, joy! Thank you, God. 276 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,991 Oh, isn't it wonderful? I'm so happy! Hooray! 277 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,350 Sad, isn't it? 278 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,160 May I ask who? 279 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,958 Bit stuffy, isn't it? I'll open a window. 280 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,640 Who? 281 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,520 - Who found the body? - Polly did. 282 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,200 I was bringing him up the milk, 283 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,560 we'd forgotten it. 284 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,600 You brought the milk with the breakfast? 285 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,989 No, the breakfast was already up. 286 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,280 Who brought the breakfast? 287 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,872 Who found him? 288 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,038 Oh, I brought the breakfast. 289 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,960 - What's that? - That's a bit of it. 290 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,269 - Bit of what? - A bit of the breakfast. 291 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,040 You brought him his breakfast? 292 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,040 Yes. 293 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,240 So you told her he was dead? 294 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,229 Yes. 295 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,551 Then why did you bring him... 296 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,560 Why did you bring him the milk then? 297 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,960 - Why? - Yes, why? 298 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,040 When he said "Mr. Leeman was dead," 299 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,160 I thought he said, "He's still in bed." 300 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,560 He didn't exactly say he was dead, Doctor. 301 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,640 I said he was pretty quiet. 302 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,120 - Quiet? - Exactly. 303 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,520 What were you talking to him about? Car strikes, was it? 304 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:58,200 Thank you, Sybil. 305 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,600 I don't understand. He's been dead about 10 hours. 306 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,640 It's so final, isn't it? 307 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,640 Basil! 308 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,280 Wouldn't you say it was final? I'd say it was pretty bloody final. 309 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,440 Do you mean to tell me you didn't realize this man was dead? 310 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,240 People don't talk that much in the morning. I'm just delivering a tray, right? 311 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,480 If the guest isn't singing, 312 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,520 "Oh, what a beautiful morning," I don't immediately think, 313 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,120 "There's another one snuffed it in the night. 314 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,560 Another name in the Fawlty Towers Book of Remembrance." 315 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,680 I mean, this is a hotel, not a Burma railway. 316 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,760 Basil! 317 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,200 It does actually say "Hotel" outside. Perhaps I should be more specific. 318 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,880 "Hotel for people who have a better than 50% chance 319 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,359 of making it through the night." 320 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,555 What are you looking at me like that for? 321 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,640 Basil... 322 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,200 there's a kipper sticking out of your jumper. 323 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,200 There it is. I've been looking for that. 324 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,189 That's the other one. 325 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,480 We'll be downstairs, Doctor. 326 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,480 Shall I ring the undertaker? 327 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,800 Would you, Polly? 328 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,472 I've been up since 5:30, you know? 329 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,400 He was leaving today. Some people are coming at lunchtime. 330 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,960 - We'll put them in another room. - We're full tonight. 331 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,393 Oh, do put that away! 332 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,280 Get the body into the office until the undertakers come. 333 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,280 Now? 334 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,315 When the doctor's finished. 335 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,280 - What are you doing? - Making up his bill. 336 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,280 Who are you going to give it to? 337 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,360 We'll leave it in his wallet, they're bound to look there. 338 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,351 Better not charge him for breakfast. 339 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,280 Mr. Simkins? Fawlty Towers here. 340 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,480 I'm afraid somebody's died during the night. 341 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,240 When could you collect the body? 342 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,120 Somebody, anybody, really. 343 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,120 Good morning, good morning. 344 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,920 You're very cheerful this morning. 345 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,558 Well, one of the guests has just died. 346 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,072 You are wicked. 347 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,593 Manuel, Manuel! 348 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,720 Manuel, we go and get the body. 349 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,360 Polly! Polly! 350 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,440 Yes, if you can. 351 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,839 Would it be all right to move the... 352 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,160 Could I use the phone, please? I have to call the coroner. 353 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,280 The coroner?! 354 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,480 I can't give him his death certificate, I'm not his doctor. 355 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,760 I have to report his death to the coroner. 356 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,751 I see, of course. Come this way, Doctor. 357 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,080 - All clear? - All clear. 358 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,440 Is heavy. 359 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,714 Come on, come on! 360 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,920 Good morning, Manuel. 361 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,000 - Oh, good morning. - Oh! 362 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,040 It's all right, leave it. It's heavy. 363 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,520 It's quite all right. I'll put them like that. 364 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,240 - Don't bother. We can manage. - It's no bother. 365 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,520 No, no, leave it alone. 366 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,960 I know, if I fold them like this... 367 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,960 Yes, go away. Move, Manuel! 368 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,439 Move, move, move. 369 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,320 - I'll do it, Miss Tibbs. - No, it's all right. 370 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,560 He's dead! 371 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,200 - Serves you right. - Shh! Shh! 372 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,760 - O-oh, my God! - It's all right, Miss Tibbs. 373 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,800 - Shut up, shut up! - Oh, my God! 374 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,560 Slap her! She's hysterical. 375 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,198 - Murder! Murder! - Slap her! 376 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,680 Oh, spiffing! Absolutely spiffing. 377 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:52,560 Well done. Two dead, 25 to go. 378 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,675 Quick, Polly, Polly! 379 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,240 I just dropped my ring. 380 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,920 Oh, there it is. 381 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,880 Oh, sorry, I'm in your way. 382 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,632 That's quite all right. 383 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,640 - Oh, is this your room? - Yes. 384 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,720 It's lovely, isn't it? 385 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,240 Yes. 386 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,480 Did you enjoy your breakfast? 387 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,560 Yes, thank you. Excuse us, 388 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,880 do you think we could go inside and get our... 389 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,880 Not really. 390 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,120 Pardon? 391 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,200 Well, it's being cleaned, Mr. Fawlty's doing it. 392 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,520 But we want to get our things. 393 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,640 We're going out, you see? 394 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,240 It'll only take a couple of minutes. 395 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,400 We're a little late, excuse me. 396 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,040 Excuse me. Mr. Fawlty? 397 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,520 - Mr. Fawlty? - All clear? 398 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,400 - Mr. Fawlty? - Anybody about? 399 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,520 Mr. And Mrs. White want to come into their room. 400 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,112 Oh... 401 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,757 Wait a minute! 402 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,040 Hello. 403 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,760 Can we come in? 404 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,440 I was explaining that you were doing the room. 405 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,475 Yes, won't be five minutes. 406 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,840 Couldn't you do it later? 407 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,520 Pick that ashtray up, will you, Manuel, please? 408 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,720 The big one. Could we do it later? 409 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,240 When we've got our things. 410 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,600 It'll only be a couple of minutes. 411 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,840 Look, Fawlty, we want our things! 412 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,593 Right, yes, thank you so much. 413 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,000 He's locked it. 414 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,991 That's just a precaution. 415 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,720 Have you locked this? 416 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,711 Only slightly. 417 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,869 - Will you let us in? - In a minute. 418 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,559 Get the coats, get the coats. 419 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,880 What's going on? 420 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,189 He's a bit of a perfectionist. 421 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,560 Ready! 422 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,840 What's been going on in here? 423 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,000 We tried rearranging the furniture, 424 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,120 but it didn't really work. Manuel has your coats. 425 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,520 Oh-hh... 426 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,000 Oh-hh... 427 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,558 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... 428 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,480 It's all right, he's from Barcelona. 429 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,960 Oh-hh! 430 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,040 What's that noise? 431 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,480 Oh, it's just my back. 432 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,640 No, no, that moaning. 433 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,920 Oh-hh... 434 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,640 Oh, yes. That's odd. 435 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,240 No, no, it's coming from the cupboard. 436 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,520 Well, we'll get some oil. 437 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,160 - Have a nice day. - There's someone in there. 438 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,600 - What? - Yes, listen. 439 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,600 No, no, no. 440 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,920 Oh, please! 441 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,440 Good Lord, so there is. 442 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,560 - Let them out! - Good idea. 443 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,400 - Right, well, um... - Well, go on. 444 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,880 We're going to. It's the next thing on the list. 445 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,200 If you do get a chance to visit the museum... 446 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,800 Open it now, will you? 447 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,552 All right. Yes, right. 448 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,720 Oh, it's locked. Oh, damn. 449 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,280 - Where's the key? - Yes, where is the key? 450 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,640 Do you have any idea, Polly, Manuel? 451 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,200 I expect we've left it downstairs somewhere. 452 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,240 Qué? 453 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,720 - Where's the key? - Key's in your pocket. 454 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,914 - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. 455 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,480 Well done, Manuel. Thank you very much. 456 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,280 Right, well, we've got it now. 457 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,560 - Give it to me... - All right, all right, I will. I will. 458 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,279 Oh, Miss Tibbs! 459 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,840 Now, I've warned you about this before. 460 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,120 You can hide in your own cupboard 461 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,560 but not in other people's! 462 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,160 I'm sorry about this, you can't really blame her. 463 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,400 She doesn't have much in her life. She has to make her own entertainment. 464 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,000 She has trouble with her arm. 465 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 That's why she goes in the cupboard. 466 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,480 - Exactly. - Are you feeling better? 467 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,640 Her arm gets stuck there. 468 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,800 It's always happening to her. 469 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,400 He's dead. 470 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,560 It's her husband. She hasn't got over it. 471 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,680 Died 30 years ago. 472 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,480 She doesn't mean any arm. 473 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,400 In the cupboard! 474 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,200 No more today, you've had enough! 475 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,474 Oh, my God, look at that! 476 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,440 Thank you, Manuel. Manuel, thank you. 477 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,480 That's enough. Thank you. 478 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,516 Anything else we can do for you? 479 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,360 It was so horrible, Mrs. Fawlty. 480 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,200 - You've no idea. - Oh, I know. 481 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,600 It was pitch black in there, 482 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,520 and that thing... with its hand. 483 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,476 Oh, I know. 484 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,200 Now you have a little rest 485 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,720 and try to think of something else. 486 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,400 But anything could have happened. 487 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,120 Well, he was dead, dear. 488 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,080 A man is a man, Mrs. Fawlty. 489 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,520 Oh, I know. 490 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,720 I shall speak to him about it. 491 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,840 Speak to him? 492 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,000 To Mr. Fawlty. 493 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,480 We're his oldest residents. 494 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,200 Have a little rest first. 495 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,600 Frightening me like that. 496 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,480 I shall speak to him. 497 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,320 Have a word with him in a little while 498 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,920 when you're feeling better, hmm? 499 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,760 I see, yes, thank you. 500 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,480 It's all right, dear. They've got rooms at the Seaview. 501 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,560 - Tonight? - Yes. 502 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,800 Well, let's have a look at it. 503 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,000 Yes, and if that's no good, 504 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,434 we'll try the one up by the Prophylactic Emporium. 505 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,595 Okay. 506 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,832 Is... very heavy. 507 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,680 Morning, Fawlty. 508 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,680 Hello, Major. 509 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,560 Any sign of the papers? 510 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,560 You've got it, Major. 511 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,160 Have I? Oh, yes, so I have. 512 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,520 Oh, I say, Fawlty, he doesn't look... 513 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,920 he doesn't look quite the ticket. 514 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,400 Well, Major, 515 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,480 don't say anything to anybody, but he's dead. 516 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,630 Ah. Shot, was he? 517 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,600 No, no, died in his sleep. 518 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600 In his sleep? 519 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,640 Ah, well, you're off your guard, you see. 520 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,040 Yes, yes. 521 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,960 Oh, Fawlty... 522 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,480 I shouldn't let him lie around here. 523 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,040 No, the undertakers are coming to get him. 524 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,759 Ah, 'cause they attract the flies, you see. 525 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,520 Look, I've been waiting in there. 526 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,640 - What? - I haven't had any breakfast yet. 527 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,279 Oh, right, sorry. Coming, coming. 528 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,112 It's only sausages. 529 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,640 Mr. Fawlty! Mr. Fawlty! 530 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,392 I want a word with you, please. 531 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,600 Sorry about the delay, Doctor, 532 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,068 normal service has been resumed as soon as possible. 533 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,039 More coffee? 534 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600 Tea? Tea? 535 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,192 I'll turn the radio down. 536 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,640 Oh! 537 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,160 - Miss Tibbs. - Oh, no. 538 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,240 Would you believe it? 539 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,680 What did you put him there for? 540 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,800 He wouldn't fit in the safe and all the drawers were full. 541 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,028 Come on, Manuel. 542 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,360 Wonderful, isn't it, our guests? 543 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,351 They give us trouble even when they're dead. 544 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,154 - Where are you taking him? - Kitchen. 545 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,510 - Polly! - Just a moment. 546 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,189 Hello! 547 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,720 He's seriously ill. 548 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,835 Oh, dear. 549 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,960 Don't just stand there. Call a vet! 550 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,280 Right. 551 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,633 He's been poisoned. 552 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,159 On the table. 553 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,120 Sorry about that. Bit overdone, I'm afraid. 554 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,553 We'll send 'em down the crematorium. 555 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,280 You can't keep a dead body in here, 556 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,520 where there's food. 557 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,040 - Can't we? - Of course not. 558 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,678 Oh, sorry. Manuel. 559 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,592 Put him in there, in the basket. 560 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,080 - Not in here. - What? 561 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,320 Not in the kitchen. 562 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,197 Oh, right. 563 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,120 Oh, um, Sybil! 564 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,120 I'm looking after Miss Tibbs, Basil. 565 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,760 How are you feeling, dear? 566 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,280 Won't be two minutes, okay? 567 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,600 Sorry about that, Doctor. 568 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,520 Wash your hands first, please. 569 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,800 Oh, right. 570 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,320 And make sure this area is scrubbed 571 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,840 before any more food is prepared in here. 572 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,160 Absolutely. 573 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,280 Sausages excepted. You may cook them immediately. 574 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,320 I'll take the risk. 575 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,673 But of course. Toute suite. 576 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,720 Leave it. 577 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,560 - No, no, I take it. - Leave it. 578 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,600 Is no time, please. No, no, no, please. 579 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,600 I'm sitting here. 580 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,840 Is no lunch till 12:00... 581 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,000 I'm still having breakfast. 582 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,720 Is finish, all gone, breakfast kaput. 583 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,000 I'm having sausages. 584 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Is not allowed. 585 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,440 Put that back. Look, I'm a doctor. 586 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,840 I'm a doctor, and I want my sausages. 587 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,120 I tell you, is finished. 588 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,156 Bye, bye, please. Bye, bye. 589 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,240 Now look... 590 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,400 Is finish. 591 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,920 Give those to me. Come on, come on. 592 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,797 No, is no possible. 593 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,480 - Is everything all right? - He want to eat now. 594 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,000 I've been trying to sit down and he keeps moving things from my table. 595 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,240 I'm so sorry. 596 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,920 He doesn't understand that I haven't finished breakfast. 597 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,069 Manuel... 598 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,320 Manuel, let me explain. 599 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,280 - Ow-ww! - All right? 600 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,800 You understand? Good. 601 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,711 They'll be ready in just a couple of minutes. 602 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,160 There we are, Mr. Ingrams, number eight. 603 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,680 Top of the stairs on the right. 604 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,200 Excuse me not coming up with you, 605 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,760 one of our guests has been taken ill. 606 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,749 Thank you. 607 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,680 - Excuse me? - In the office. 608 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,720 - Excuse me? - Yes? 609 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,472 We have an appointment with Mr. Leeman. 610 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,840 Do you know where he is? 611 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,440 Where he is? 612 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,509 Let me think. 613 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,152 Would he be in the dining room? 614 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,000 Might he be in his room? 615 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,833 Let me think. Where is he? 616 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,240 We've come to collect him. 617 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,520 - We're taking him... - I'm sorry? 618 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,520 We've come to collect him. 619 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,160 Oh, you've come to collect him! 620 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,240 Yes. 621 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,600 I'm sorry, I didn't realize. 622 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,840 - Modern dress. - What? 623 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,432 Your dress is very modern. 624 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,960 I didn't realize women did it. 625 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,439 - Did what? - Shh-hh. 626 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,400 He's downstairs? 627 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,992 No, no, in the basket. 628 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,000 I beg your pardon? 629 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,400 He's in the basket. 630 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,840 - In the basket? - Yes. Hello. 631 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,673 What's he doing in the basket? 632 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,077 Well, not much. 633 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,480 What are you talking about? 634 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,072 Don't you believe? Look, look. 635 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,840 Oh, my God, he's gone. Where is he? 636 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,196 - Fresh laundry. - They've taken him! 637 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,995 Stop! Stop! 638 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,520 Basil! 639 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:05,800 If you could just hang on a couple of minutes. 640 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,320 If you could just hang on a couple of minutes. 641 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,309 Sorry to keep you. 642 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,480 It's all right. It's all right. 643 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,233 We've sorted it out. He's in this one. 644 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,440 The doctor didn't want him in the kitchen, 645 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,800 - so we put him in the basket. - It's more hygienic. 646 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,631 Basil! 647 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,920 - Yes? - You do work here? 648 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,080 Yes. 649 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,640 We'd like to speak to the manager. 650 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,437 I'm the manager. Is there a problem? 651 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,640 He is, really. 652 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,440 There seems to be some misunderstanding. 653 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,720 We've come to collect one of your guests, 654 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,240 a Mr. Leeman, 655 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,600 to take him into town for a meeting. 656 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,520 - Meeting? - Yes, a meeting. 657 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,397 With our managing director. 658 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,600 Oh, I see. Mr. Leeman. 659 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,360 Yes. 660 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,800 We thought you said... the linen. 661 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,233 Brilliant! Sorry, sorry, that's it. 662 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,920 - Sorry to keep you. - Hello, my sweet. 663 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,160 - What are you doing, Basil? - It's a bit involved, dear, 664 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,880 but we thought that these gentlemen thought 665 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,840 - that we thought... - No, no, no... 666 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,440 No, they were coming for Mr. Leeman, 667 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,800 and we thought they were coming to collect the linen. 668 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,960 Mr. Leeman? 669 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,240 So, if you just sort that one out, dear, 670 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,000 I'll take the linen upstairs. 671 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,600 I see. Thank you, Basil. 672 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,953 Not at all. 673 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,914 Would you mind coming into the office for a moment? 674 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,600 Another one, Fawlty? 675 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,520 No, same one, Major. 676 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,555 Ah. 677 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,632 Oh, sorry, sorry. 678 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,636 - They've gone into the town. - In there. 679 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,149 Oh! 680 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,360 Sorry, wrong room. 681 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,874 Estoy muy... cansado. 682 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,440 - Back in the basket. - I can't lift. 683 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,360 - Come on, come on. - No, too tired. 684 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,600 There's somebody coming. 685 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,280 Mr. Fawlty, I no want to work here anymore. 686 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,760 - Open the basket. - No. 687 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,988 Open the basket! 688 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,439 Now, inside. 689 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,160 Not you. 690 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,200 - I quit. - Get out! 691 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,920 - I on strike. - I'm warning you. 692 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,114 I stay here, is nice. 693 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,880 You see this? You're next! 694 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,040 Really, I'm so sorry. 695 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,480 - Thank you. - Thank you. 696 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,160 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 697 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,680 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 698 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,829 Goodbye. 699 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,234 - Yes? - Could I get my hat? 700 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,360 Your hat? 701 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,680 Yes, it's just there. 702 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,800 Yes, I'll have it sent on. 703 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,360 Do you have a card with your address? I'll send it on. 704 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,160 Well, could I just get it? 705 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,549 Do you have to have it now? 706 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,200 Well, yes. 707 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,280 Supposing you lose it? It is windy today. 708 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,793 I'd like to have it. 709 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,960 Oh, right. 710 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,680 - Manuel! Manuel! - He's in the basket. 711 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,520 Polly, would you get Manuel 712 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,520 out of the basket, please? 713 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,640 Manuel? 714 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,920 Yes, come on, girl. What's the matter? 715 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,280 - He isn't in there. - Yes, he is. 716 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,280 - He isn't. - He is. Look for him. 717 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,280 Oh, sorry. 718 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,560 You big scab. 719 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,913 See? 720 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,480 Manuel, will you get this gentlemen his hat, please? 721 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,040 - Where? - There. 722 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,920 On the rack. 723 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,400 - Sorry. What color was it? - Brown. 724 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,040 - Brown. - No, that's not it. 725 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,800 Thank you. 726 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,080 Mr. Fawlty, 727 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,640 I want a word with you in your office. 728 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,080 When would be convenient for you? 729 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,200 I'm 79. 730 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,800 What on earth is going on here? 731 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,520 Sorry about the eiderdown. It got a bit caught. 732 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,240 My baby, my baby's dying. They've poisoned him! 733 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,280 Your baby? 734 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,240 - Sybil! - He said he'd call for a vet. 735 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,680 - A vet? - Sybil! 736 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,640 I've just cooked these sausages myself and they're off. 737 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,280 They should have been eaten by the third. 738 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,400 There you are, dear. You do look nice. 739 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,320 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. 740 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,280 Laundry's ready! Ladies and gentlemen, 741 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,240 there have been a lot of cock-ups this morning. 742 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,760 You all deserve an explanation, and I'm happy to say, 743 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,955 that my wife will give it to you. Thank you so much. 744 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,436 What's going on, old boy? 745 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,200 Basil! 746 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,480 Basil! Basil! 747 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,630 Basil! Basil!