1 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:06,711 NARRATOR: Previously on Studio 60: 2 00:00:06,878 --> 00:00:09,142 The show's not gonna be good on Friday. It can't be. 3 00:00:09,314 --> 00:00:11,214 Doesn't have to be good. Just has to be on. 4 00:00:11,383 --> 00:00:14,113 Wes is recovering from a heart attack. You two are in charge... 5 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:17,015 ...of the most valuable property this network has ever owned. 6 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:20,885 You don't take shots at Bush. You don't take shots at America. 7 00:00:21,259 --> 00:00:23,693 Feel free to make fun of Hollywood. 8 00:00:24,696 --> 00:00:28,097 Three American soldiers were ambushed on a road in Paktika, Afghanistan. 9 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:30,894 One of them is Mark Jeter. He's a hostage. 10 00:00:31,069 --> 00:00:32,832 TATE: My firm has offices around the world. 11 00:00:33,004 --> 00:00:35,734 We consult on K&R insurance, that's kidnap and ransom. 12 00:00:35,907 --> 00:00:38,535 Just for the sake of whatever, would you be able to make... 13 00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:41,440 ...a couple of phone calls and find out more? 14 00:00:42,847 --> 00:00:44,109 -Yeah. BOYLE: Tom Jeter? 15 00:00:44,282 --> 00:00:47,547 Capt. David Boyle. Mark's commanding officer at Nellis Air Force Base. 16 00:00:47,719 --> 00:00:49,516 Lt. Jim Pierce, he's our chaplain. 17 00:00:49,688 --> 00:00:52,316 -Have anyone you can call? Family or friends? -Danny Tripp. 18 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:54,754 -ls that the father? -No, but he wants to be. 19 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,985 DANNY: The baby's choking. -Just a little bit. 20 00:00:58,163 --> 00:00:59,357 -Just a little bit? -Danny. 21 00:00:59,531 --> 00:01:01,192 And Jordan's blood pressure is very high... 22 00:01:01,366 --> 00:01:03,926 -...so shouting isn't gonna help. -Ah! 23 00:01:33,732 --> 00:01:35,563 -Danny. -What's going on? 24 00:01:35,734 --> 00:01:38,225 Everything's fine. Dr. Bremmer's got her in surgery. 25 00:01:38,403 --> 00:01:40,598 Isn't this taking a long time for a C-section? 26 00:01:40,972 --> 00:01:43,440 -I don't know, it's my first C-section. -Excellent. 27 00:01:43,608 --> 00:01:45,041 When we opened her up... 28 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:48,873 ...there was a deep invasion of the trophoblast into the superficial muscle. 29 00:01:49,047 --> 00:01:50,912 The maternal surface was irregular... 30 00:01:51,149 --> 00:01:53,640 ...with variable fragmentation of the cotyledons. 31 00:01:53,818 --> 00:01:55,752 -Don't know what that means. -Me neither. 32 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,751 -Doctor. -She's bleeding internally... 33 00:01:57,922 --> 00:02:00,982 -...because the placenta's attached. -She's bleeding internally? 34 00:02:01,159 --> 00:02:03,753 -Yeah. -lsn't that--? Is that life-threatening? 35 00:02:04,162 --> 00:02:06,323 Going for a newspaper is life-threatening-- 36 00:02:06,531 --> 00:02:09,591 -Kid, I will beat you up. -She's fine. 37 00:02:09,768 --> 00:02:12,066 We'll remove the placenta and stop the bleeding. 38 00:02:12,237 --> 00:02:14,728 -She's fine? -She's gonna be fine. 39 00:02:14,906 --> 00:02:17,374 -She's gonna be fine? -Yeah. 40 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:19,339 When would you say that's gonna be? 41 00:02:19,511 --> 00:02:20,944 We started her off on a local. 42 00:02:21,146 --> 00:02:24,115 Now she's under general anesthesia, she's at risk for seizures. 43 00:02:24,282 --> 00:02:25,613 I hear risk, I hear seizure. 44 00:02:25,784 --> 00:02:28,116 Take it easy. Go across the street, get a drink. 45 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:30,345 I can't, I'm an alcoholic. 46 00:02:30,522 --> 00:02:32,581 -Bummer for you. -Yeah, I know. 47 00:02:32,757 --> 00:02:35,089 -I'm gonna go back in there. Okay. -Okay. 48 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:37,784 Hey, before, I said some things about your age... 49 00:02:37,962 --> 00:02:40,624 ...I said some disparaging comments about your age. 50 00:02:40,799 --> 00:02:43,097 You don't take that out on the patients, do you? 51 00:02:43,268 --> 00:02:44,758 -Yeah, all the time. -Doctor.... 52 00:02:44,936 --> 00:02:46,927 I'm Jess, okay? Everything's gonna be fine. 53 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:49,868 -There's nothing you're not telling me? -No. 54 00:02:51,876 --> 00:02:53,639 -Wait. -Yes. 55 00:02:53,812 --> 00:02:55,541 -She's on general anesthesia? -Yeah. 56 00:02:55,713 --> 00:02:58,876 -lsn't that dangerous for the baby? -The baby's been delivered. 57 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:01,074 -What? -Baby's been delivered. She's great. 58 00:03:01,252 --> 00:03:02,879 -The baby's been delivered? -Yeah. 59 00:03:04,222 --> 00:03:06,281 -The baby's out? She's here? -Yeah. 60 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:07,788 -The baby's been born? -Yeah. 61 00:03:07,992 --> 00:03:10,790 Jess, I said, "There's nothing you're not telling me? " 62 00:03:10,995 --> 00:03:13,156 -I forgot. -You forgot you delivered the baby? 63 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:14,958 I should've written it, that's me. 64 00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:17,624 -Can I see her? -Not quite yet. She's in the NlCU. 65 00:03:18,002 --> 00:03:19,560 -That's intensive care. -Yeah. 66 00:03:19,737 --> 00:03:21,432 -Why? -She's a couple of weeks early. 67 00:03:21,606 --> 00:03:24,734 To monitor her heart rate, blood gases, keep her under a heat lamp. 68 00:03:24,909 --> 00:03:26,706 -She's fine? -Six pounds, two ounces. 69 00:03:26,911 --> 00:03:29,903 She's only six--? No, that's exactly what she's supposed to be. 70 00:03:30,081 --> 00:03:31,480 Get a hold of yourself. 71 00:03:31,716 --> 00:03:34,480 Do you have a friend who can sit with you, help you relax? 72 00:03:34,652 --> 00:03:36,483 -Danny, sorry we're late. -Danny. 73 00:03:36,654 --> 00:03:39,350 Racer X here was driving, and we hit a parking meter. 74 00:03:39,524 --> 00:03:42,015 -You kept shouting "Turn left." -At the street. 75 00:03:42,227 --> 00:03:43,819 These are the calming influences. 76 00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:47,829 -Okay, I'm gonna head back in. -What's happening? 77 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:49,762 -She's bleeding internally. -Why? 78 00:03:49,934 --> 00:03:52,869 There's an invasion of trophoblast in the superficial muscle. 79 00:03:53,037 --> 00:03:54,334 -What's that? -I don't know. 80 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:57,838 They don't teach that at film school. Doctor thinks everything's okay. 81 00:03:58,042 --> 00:03:59,373 -Was that the doctor? -Yeah. 82 00:03:59,544 --> 00:04:01,705 -That guy? What is he, 1 5? -He's pretty young. 83 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,541 -He is. -You're making him nervous. 84 00:04:03,748 --> 00:04:06,842 I'm concerned Doogie Howser is working on my friend and her baby. 85 00:04:07,051 --> 00:04:08,382 The baby was delivered. 86 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,383 -What? -Six pounds, two ounces. 87 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:13,649 I can't see her. They say she's doing great. Also, I got engaged. 88 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,391 -What? -You did it? 89 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,891 -Yeah. -What are you...? 90 00:04:17,061 --> 00:04:18,392 -When? -When did I ask? 91 00:04:18,563 --> 00:04:20,394 -Yeah. -Right before she went in. 92 00:04:20,565 --> 00:04:24,194 -I asked, gave her the ring, she said yes. -I hadn't finished the proposal. 93 00:04:24,369 --> 00:04:25,802 -I know. -Which did you use? 94 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:27,369 -Hang on. -I didn't use any. 95 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:29,062 -You ad-libbed? -I had to. 96 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:31,139 I was working on this marriage proposal. 97 00:04:31,309 --> 00:04:34,642 -What do you want me to do? -The text. You can't just wing it. 98 00:04:34,812 --> 00:04:36,712 -lt worked. -Mine would've worked better. 99 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:38,974 -How? -Will the two of you shut up? 100 00:04:39,183 --> 00:04:40,673 -Okay. -All right. 101 00:04:40,852 --> 00:04:42,513 -You asked her to marry you? -Yeah. 102 00:04:42,687 --> 00:04:45,315 -You knew about this? -I was supposed to be the Cyrano. 103 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:46,855 -He goes off-- -lt was long. 104 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:48,889 -lt was weighty. -Fat, it's called fat. 105 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:53,326 -Well, you have to deliver it with-- -I will kill you both in a hospital. 106 00:04:54,432 --> 00:04:56,593 -You're engaged. -Yeah. 107 00:04:56,801 --> 00:04:59,429 -And there's a baby. -Yeah. 108 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:03,267 Because like an hour ago, none of that was true. 109 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:06,205 Things are moving fast tonight. 110 00:05:20,491 --> 00:05:23,551 -What's happening with Tom? -He's back at the theater. 111 00:05:23,728 --> 00:05:25,059 I know that. 112 00:05:25,229 --> 00:05:26,992 Oh, he's with two officers. 113 00:05:27,165 --> 00:05:29,759 -Mark's commander and a chaplain. -Yeah? 114 00:05:29,934 --> 00:05:33,301 News got out that it's Tom's brother, so the press is camped outside. 115 00:05:33,604 --> 00:05:35,094 No new news out of Afghanistan? 116 00:05:35,306 --> 00:05:37,740 You gotta take that off your plate for a few hours. 117 00:05:37,909 --> 00:05:39,740 -Why? -You've got enough. 118 00:05:39,911 --> 00:05:41,776 -She'll be fine. -I'm sure you're right. 119 00:05:41,946 --> 00:05:45,438 But right now she's bleeding, and your stepdaughter-to-be is in the lCU. 120 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:48,016 I think that's all you should have to think about. 121 00:05:48,186 --> 00:05:51,883 I hate saying this, but Harriet's right. I can take care of everything back-- 122 00:05:52,056 --> 00:05:54,388 Let's stop calling her my stepdaughter. 123 00:05:54,559 --> 00:05:56,857 She's my daughter. 124 00:05:57,562 --> 00:05:59,427 Started being that the moment she was born. 125 00:05:59,597 --> 00:06:02,930 And I really wouldn't mind meeting her if that isn't too much to ask! 126 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,399 Easy does it. 127 00:06:06,771 --> 00:06:09,797 All right, here's what I need you to do. Go back to the theater. 128 00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:12,909 -Try to normalize things with everybody. -That won't happen. 129 00:06:13,077 --> 00:06:15,875 I know, but trying will give everyone something to do. 130 00:06:16,047 --> 00:06:17,480 -Did you set a date? -What? 131 00:06:17,715 --> 00:06:20,809 -Did you two set a date? -And we chose a caterer. 132 00:06:20,985 --> 00:06:22,316 -Women and weddings. -I know. 133 00:06:22,487 --> 00:06:25,081 -How would you know? -Go back to the theater. 134 00:06:25,256 --> 00:06:27,087 I'm going back, but Harriet's staying. 135 00:06:27,258 --> 00:06:29,226 -You don't need to. -Stay here with him. 136 00:06:29,394 --> 00:06:31,419 Is there anything you need from me? 137 00:06:31,596 --> 00:06:32,858 No. 138 00:06:33,064 --> 00:06:35,055 -Are you sure? -What would I need from you? 139 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:36,597 I don't know, I was.... 140 00:06:40,104 --> 00:06:43,073 Call me every 1 0 minutes, let me know what's going on. 141 00:06:43,508 --> 00:06:45,908 We need your car, I took your car. 142 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,685 My parents are in the green room with the chaplain. 143 00:07:01,893 --> 00:07:03,758 -I can't remember his name. -Lt. Pierce. 144 00:07:03,928 --> 00:07:05,691 Lieutenant Pierce. 145 00:07:06,197 --> 00:07:09,462 The doctor's given my mother a shot of a sedative called Atrividium. 146 00:07:09,634 --> 00:07:11,966 -Yeah. -My father's taking shots of a sedative... 147 00:07:12,136 --> 00:07:14,627 ...called Johnnie Walker Red. 148 00:07:17,608 --> 00:07:21,169 All right. You can't tell me if there's a rescue mission underway. 149 00:07:21,412 --> 00:07:23,380 -No. -You can't tell me if you think... 150 00:07:23,548 --> 00:07:26,312 ...there's a rescue mission underway, if in your experience-- 151 00:07:26,484 --> 00:07:28,042 -No. -No what? 152 00:07:28,219 --> 00:07:29,686 No, I can't tell you anything. 153 00:07:29,854 --> 00:07:33,950 Even if the building weren't surrounded by reporters, I couldn't tell you anything-- 154 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:36,787 Lord Almighty, kid, just how famous are you? 155 00:07:36,961 --> 00:07:39,828 Not that famous. There's just nothing else going on tonight. 156 00:07:39,997 --> 00:07:42,625 -There are two wars. -Now they're covering one of them. 157 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,133 Any relatives who could get captured in the Ninth Ward of New Orleans? 158 00:07:46,304 --> 00:07:47,635 Got a strange sense of humor. 159 00:07:47,839 --> 00:07:50,399 Hey, I'm not the one who went on TV a few hours ago... 160 00:07:50,575 --> 00:07:53,510 ...doing "Healthy Cooking with Nicolas Cage." 161 00:07:53,678 --> 00:07:56,738 Neither am l. That's Alex Dwyer who does Nic Cage. 162 00:07:56,981 --> 00:07:58,073 Which one are you? 163 00:07:58,249 --> 00:08:00,547 -What does it matter? -Just making conversation. 164 00:08:00,718 --> 00:08:05,155 I do Bush. I do John Edwards. I do Donald Trump. I do whatever. 165 00:08:05,323 --> 00:08:07,018 -You do Muhammad. -I did tonight. 166 00:08:07,191 --> 00:08:08,852 " Muhammad the Thin-Skinned Prophet." 167 00:08:09,026 --> 00:08:11,324 You can't tell me that my brother's up there... 168 00:08:11,496 --> 00:08:13,487 ...because I made fun of Muhammad tonight. 169 00:08:13,698 --> 00:08:16,394 Yeah, kid, I'm sure the Taliban watches Studio 60. 170 00:08:16,601 --> 00:08:17,932 Maybe they TiVo it. 171 00:08:18,102 --> 00:08:19,694 -What is your job here? -Comfort. 172 00:08:19,904 --> 00:08:22,270 -You're not very good at it. -I keep telling them. 173 00:08:22,473 --> 00:08:24,270 -There's nothing you know? -There's a lot. 174 00:08:24,475 --> 00:08:26,500 There's just nothing I can tell you. 175 00:08:29,881 --> 00:08:33,044 -Do you know how he's being treated? -I'm sorry? 176 00:08:33,217 --> 00:08:34,548 You heard me. 177 00:08:34,719 --> 00:08:36,949 -I honestly didn't. -Do you know how he's treated? 178 00:08:37,121 --> 00:08:39,385 -No. -Yes, you do. Is he being beaten up? 179 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:42,957 It's not a good idea to engage in hypotheticals. 180 00:08:43,127 --> 00:08:44,560 You're right. It's probably not. 181 00:08:44,762 --> 00:08:48,027 Except this isn't a hypothetical, this is actually happening! 182 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,533 -You wanna hit me? -What? 183 00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:52,225 If you wanna hit me, it's okay. 184 00:08:52,403 --> 00:08:56,100 I'm looking at you, I'm looking at me, it doesn't seem like it'll hurt. 185 00:08:57,875 --> 00:09:00,571 -I think I can use a sedative myself. -Now we're talking. 186 00:09:00,778 --> 00:09:03,076 -You're such a jackass. -I know. 187 00:09:03,247 --> 00:09:05,078 Can you believe they made me a captain? 188 00:09:05,249 --> 00:09:07,945 Yeah, I can believe anything now. 189 00:09:24,468 --> 00:09:27,403 -You'll be able to see him soon, Luce. -What? 190 00:09:27,605 --> 00:09:30,403 -You'll be able to see him soon. -I'd like to see him now. 191 00:09:30,575 --> 00:09:32,600 I know, but he's in a certain.... 192 00:09:32,777 --> 00:09:34,768 And he doesn't wanna take it out on you. 193 00:09:34,946 --> 00:09:37,141 He can take anything he wants, I'm his girlfriend. 194 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,249 The military guys know what they're doing. 195 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,942 You can tell by the way Mark's blindfolded and in chains. 196 00:09:42,119 --> 00:09:44,110 -Where's Darius? -With Tom's parents. 197 00:09:44,288 --> 00:09:47,280 -What are you guys doing? -We're just surfing for information. 198 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,323 Conservatives didn't like the cold open. 199 00:09:49,627 --> 00:09:51,652 -What are you talking about? -Leave it alone. 200 00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:54,957 The Tony Snow press conference, troop surge. They didn't like it. 201 00:09:55,132 --> 00:09:56,565 -Show me where you are. -Lucy. 202 00:09:58,069 --> 00:10:00,867 -They're saying they didn't like it? -Did you expect them to? 203 00:10:01,072 --> 00:10:04,064 It was Tom's sketch. Why would they weigh in with their opinions? 204 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,799 -Don't read any more. -No, I will. 205 00:10:06,077 --> 00:10:09,376 Luce, you don't wanna read any more. 206 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:12,378 -Hello. -What's going on at the hospital? 207 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,346 Jordan is in surgery. 208 00:10:14,518 --> 00:10:17,851 She's bleeding internally, but they say she's gonna be fine. 209 00:10:18,089 --> 00:10:20,489 -That's all? -No, there's a little bit more. 210 00:10:20,658 --> 00:10:23,286 -Yeah. -She delivered the baby. 211 00:10:23,494 --> 00:10:25,359 She delivered the baby? Two weeks early? 212 00:10:25,596 --> 00:10:28,292 Yeah, but the baby's fine. Sixteen pounds, two ounces. 213 00:10:28,499 --> 00:10:30,899 Sixteen pounds? 214 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,529 Is that not normal? 215 00:10:32,737 --> 00:10:34,398 Did she give birth to a tuna fish? 216 00:10:34,605 --> 00:10:37,073 -Matty. Six pounds. -Yeah. Six pounds. 217 00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:41,041 The point is the baby's fine. She's under observation. 218 00:10:41,245 --> 00:10:43,179 -She's healthy and fine. -Anything else? 219 00:10:43,347 --> 00:10:44,678 -No. -Matty? 220 00:10:44,849 --> 00:10:46,749 Yes, great news. Danny and Jordan are engaged. 221 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,851 -They're engaged? -Yeah. 222 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:50,988 -To be married? -No, just in a conversation. 223 00:10:51,155 --> 00:10:53,146 Yes, they're engaged to be married. 224 00:10:53,691 --> 00:10:54,749 [GRUNTS] 225 00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:56,517 ANDY: What the hell? 226 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,166 Luce. 227 00:11:04,935 --> 00:11:06,664 Sorry. 228 00:11:09,874 --> 00:11:12,775 -I told her not to read it. -Read what? 229 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,443 The Angry Pajama People. 230 00:11:14,645 --> 00:11:17,375 We were surfing the net for anything about Tom's brother. 231 00:11:18,883 --> 00:11:22,341 DYLAN: I landed on a site-- MATT: What did she read? 232 00:11:24,255 --> 00:11:26,018 SlMON: "Let's face some facts, people. 233 00:11:26,223 --> 00:11:29,056 Hollywood is a land of liberals, fags and traitors. 234 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:30,591 You reap what you sow." 235 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:33,958 He means S-O-W, but he spelled it like a needle and thread. 236 00:11:34,165 --> 00:11:38,261 "You reap what you sow, and Jeter's brother's paying the price." 237 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,802 -Whole site's like that. -Obviously, no one's going-- 238 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:44,600 Except for posts suggesting it's a publicity stunt to prop up ratings. 239 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:46,902 MATT: Forget it. Nobody's going home for a while. 240 00:11:47,078 --> 00:11:50,912 Danny and I think it'd be a good idea for us all to stay here and stay busy. 241 00:11:51,082 --> 00:11:52,777 Let's start on how well we've been served... 242 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,679 ...by those who face the facts, people. 243 00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:56,477 -Simon-- -And reap what they knit. 244 00:11:56,687 --> 00:11:58,746 -Let's-- -Sorry, I meant "reap what they sew." 245 00:11:58,923 --> 00:12:01,289 -Not this week. Not this week. -It's six years later. 246 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,893 I don't think Toby Keith patriots feel stupid enough. 247 00:12:04,061 --> 00:12:05,926 -Not this week. -Why not? 248 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:09,065 He got sucked into this years ago. I don't want it to happen again. 249 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,758 Since when do we do the show to make someone feel stupid? 250 00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,733 -I didn't get sucked in. -Matt. 251 00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:16,304 -I didn't get sucked in, Cal, I walked in. -Matt. 252 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,907 I walked in. 253 00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:21,306 All right, everybody, settle down. Settle down. 254 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,970 Danny and I just came back from Jack Rudolph's office. 255 00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:27,675 We went there to ask if we could not go on the air Friday night. 256 00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:29,911 -And? -We're going on the air Friday night. 257 00:12:30,121 --> 00:12:33,284 -Fat ass. -Nevertheless, we're going on the air. 258 00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:35,618 He had rather strict instructions about content. 259 00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:37,420 ANDY: Like what? -There shouldn't be any. 260 00:12:37,595 --> 00:12:39,620 Seriously, what instructions about content? 261 00:12:39,797 --> 00:12:42,664 You know, no attacks at Bush, no attacks at the White House. 262 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,165 You know what he means. Let's go around the room. 263 00:12:45,336 --> 00:12:47,702 Bush says the most important thing we can do is shop. 264 00:12:47,872 --> 00:12:49,203 How about " Freedom Shoppers"? 265 00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:51,307 Did you hear me say we're not doing that? 266 00:12:51,475 --> 00:12:54,035 -It's a new show with Regis Philbin. -Denny. 267 00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:57,544 Who Wants to be Free? Contestants compete for the opportunity to shop. 268 00:12:57,748 --> 00:13:00,546 Stop kidding around, we got a show to do. What else we got? 269 00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,446 Barry Bonds hit his 73rd home run. 270 00:13:02,653 --> 00:13:04,382 Okay, well, that's not funny at all. 271 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:06,455 Eminem and Kim Basinger are doing a movie. 272 00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:08,558 -When does it come out? -A year and a half. 273 00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:11,284 Okay, well, let's wait till then to do the sketch. 274 00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:14,522 -What else? Deb, what are you reading? -New York Times. 275 00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:16,325 -Anything? -Karl Rove was out here. 276 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,162 He wants the studios to make films that are more patriotic. 277 00:13:19,336 --> 00:13:22,203 Shopping and movies, that's exactly how we won World War ll. 278 00:13:22,373 --> 00:13:25,672 -Man, he said knock it off. -White House is making movie pitches? 279 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,810 -Yeah. -Okay, well, let's save that... 280 00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:31,971 ...because Rudolph was pretty clear about.... 281 00:13:32,483 --> 00:13:34,383 Yeah, he didn't wanna.... 282 00:13:36,387 --> 00:13:37,718 Let me see that. 283 00:13:44,695 --> 00:13:47,630 MAN: Speaking at a memorial service at the Pentagon this morning... 284 00:13:47,798 --> 00:13:51,928 ...Bush vowed to "destroy terror with every weapon in the U. S. arsenal "... 285 00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:56,266 ...unquote, as he marked one month since the September 1 1 attacks. 286 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,772 Meanwhile, air strikes continue in Afghanistan... 287 00:13:58,943 --> 00:14:00,604 ...for the fifth consecutive day... 288 00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:04,339 ...and military officials say it'll be a matter of weeks, not days... 289 00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:07,951 ...before they secure Taliban-held regions of Afghanistan. 290 00:14:08,152 --> 00:14:09,483 -Weeks? -Yeah. 291 00:14:09,653 --> 00:14:13,145 -lt' ll take weeks to beat these guys? -You know what I was just thinking? 292 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,690 Delay the season premiere until this thing is over. 293 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,450 We're doing okay you and me. 294 00:14:17,628 --> 00:14:20,563 We'll run this show when Wes retires. We're doing all right. 295 00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:23,961 First, Wes will never retire. Second, we haven't done anything yet. 296 00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,295 Third, should we be talking about taking over... 297 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,461 ...when he's in hospital with a heart attack? 298 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:31,301 He had the attack already, it's not a continuing condition. 299 00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:34,842 -You're right. Let's raid his fridge. -How's it going? 300 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:37,207 There's a piece about Karl Rove coming out here. 301 00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:38,712 Yeah? 302 00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:42,478 He met with studio and network heads and reps from the guilds. 303 00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:45,019 -That story's three days old. -But I just read it. 304 00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:46,656 What were you reading three days ago? 305 00:14:46,824 --> 00:14:50,191 Anything that doesn't have to do with things we're not allowed this week. 306 00:14:50,361 --> 00:14:52,659 -I've been looking at news on J-Lo. -Anything? 307 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:54,161 No. 308 00:14:54,331 --> 00:14:57,858 The White House sent the most senior counselor to the president to L.A... 309 00:14:58,035 --> 00:15:00,196 ...to tell us to make more patriotic product. 310 00:15:00,371 --> 00:15:01,702 That's not what happened. 311 00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:05,000 He was invited out here by a couple of people including a writer. 312 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:08,167 The writer was Lionel Chetwynd who's to the right of Harriet Hayes. 313 00:15:08,345 --> 00:15:11,610 Other executives showed up because they didn't want to end up on a list. 314 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:14,443 -One of those executives was Jack. -You're making my point. 315 00:15:14,618 --> 00:15:17,348 -I have no idea what your point is. -Danny. 316 00:15:17,521 --> 00:15:20,081 There were no instructions given on content. 317 00:15:20,324 --> 00:15:22,792 I'm not accusing anybody. We're all on the same side. 318 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,928 -Then what are you saying? -That it's funny. 319 00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:26,460 -What is? -Karl Rove... 320 00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,621 ...in a room with studio and network heads... 321 00:15:28,832 --> 00:15:31,300 ...trying to beat the terrorists with movie pitches. 322 00:15:31,468 --> 00:15:33,129 -Talking about a sketch? -That's all. 323 00:15:33,337 --> 00:15:35,032 This is what Jack told us not to do. 324 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,868 No, he said it was okay to make fun of Hollywood. In fact, he encouraged it. 325 00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:42,570 We went to his office and said we shouldn't be on the air yet, he said no. 326 00:15:42,746 --> 00:15:46,307 If we go on the air with sketches that ignore the world, then we're irrelevant. 327 00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:48,883 -I hate being irrelevant. -I know. 328 00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:51,980 -Give me a first draft I can run by Wes. -Good. 329 00:15:53,424 --> 00:15:55,085 -Hey, Matt? -Yeah. 330 00:15:55,259 --> 00:15:57,625 Please remember that neither one of us have lives. 331 00:15:57,795 --> 00:16:01,458 -I agree. What do you mean? -Try not to get us fired. 332 00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:06,569 Show's the only thing I have right now. I don't see that changing any time soon. 333 00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:10,400 DANNY: I would like to see my daughter. -You need an lD bracelet. 334 00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,838 -What's that? -An lD bracelet. 335 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,740 I don't have an lD bracelet. What am l, Joey Buttafuoco? 336 00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:17,574 A hospital lD bracelet. 337 00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:19,579 -HlPAA regulations-- -Miss-- 338 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,650 -Nurse. -Miss Nurse-- 339 00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:25,016 -Just "nurse." -I'm not gonna steal the baby. 340 00:16:25,189 --> 00:16:27,350 Well, that's what people who steal babies say. 341 00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:31,756 They don't come into a hospital and announce their intention to steal a baby. 342 00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:35,592 That's why we have strict regulations. You're not on the authorization list. 343 00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:37,199 No one's on the list. 344 00:16:37,401 --> 00:16:39,335 -Danny-- -She was rushed into surgery. 345 00:16:39,503 --> 00:16:43,269 Says on the chart she was here for two hours before being brought into the O.R. 346 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,203 Yes. That's true... 347 00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:48,276 ...but we're sitting out there waiting. We didn't know that-- 348 00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:50,811 -Now, if the real father-- -I'm the real father. 349 00:16:50,981 --> 00:16:53,541 -The biological father. -The biological father's a twerp. 350 00:16:53,717 --> 00:16:55,810 Do you see him around here anywhere? 351 00:16:55,986 --> 00:17:00,116 By the way, I'm a little tweaked that he got to sleep with my fiancée. 352 00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:02,618 You know who I am, you know what's going on. 353 00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:05,455 -I'm entitled to see her. -lsn't that like a man? 354 00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:08,154 Baby's not home, he's saying what he's entitled to... 355 00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:11,733 ...and how his needs aren't being met ever since the baby was born. 356 00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,562 -What are you talking about? -Okay. 357 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:15,295 That is my daughter in the lCU. 358 00:17:15,472 --> 00:17:17,838 I want her to see that there is a big grown man... 359 00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:21,171 ...who's gonna take care of her for the rest of her life starting now. 360 00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:24,473 No. It's gonna have to be starting when you get an lD bracelet. 361 00:17:24,682 --> 00:17:26,513 Excuse me. 362 00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:36,158 -I'm thinking about stealing the baby. -Let me take care of this. 363 00:17:36,326 --> 00:17:40,695 -What are you gonna do? -Talk to her calmly, woman to woman. 364 00:17:58,549 --> 00:18:01,575 -What did she say? -You can't see her without the bracelet. 365 00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:03,282 Good work. 366 00:18:03,487 --> 00:18:05,114 She's a big fan of my work though. 367 00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:07,519 Then she'll be disappointed when I fire you. 368 00:18:07,891 --> 00:18:10,587 -You want a Mento? -Could you get some news on Tom? 369 00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:13,389 -You're not supposed to think about that. -Get some news on Tom. 370 00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:16,863 -With the baby, if you shout like that-- -Get some news on Tom. 371 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,558 Better. 372 00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,809 Is it okay to smoke in here? 373 00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:39,886 You and your brother sure took different paths. 374 00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:41,615 Yeah. 375 00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:46,289 Which of you is the black sheep? 376 00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:48,021 Me. 377 00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:51,330 -He's a good engineer. -I know. 378 00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:55,232 We repaired an airstrip outside Kabul together on his first tour. 379 00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:59,273 It was January, 1 0 degrees, 40-mile-per-hour winds. 380 00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,104 We just wanted to get out of there... 381 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:03,439 ...but he convinced me to stay another day. 382 00:19:03,614 --> 00:19:06,174 He said if the water-to-cement ratio wasn't lowered... 383 00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:09,342 ...another team would come back in six months and do it again. 384 00:19:09,553 --> 00:19:12,113 He said he didn't want some kid put in danger... 385 00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:15,122 ...because he laid lousy cement. 386 00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:16,486 Yeah. 387 00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:21,287 -How you doing, my brother? -Why's everyone still here? 388 00:19:21,465 --> 00:19:23,956 Nobody's going anywhere until you're out of the woods. 389 00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:25,627 Your mom's asleep. 390 00:19:25,803 --> 00:19:27,964 They shot her up with something. 391 00:19:28,138 --> 00:19:31,301 Your dad was asking, so I had somebody take him over to a chapel... 392 00:19:31,475 --> 00:19:33,306 ...with that Lt. Pierce, the chaplain. 393 00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,104 Thanks. 394 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:38,214 There's wall-to-wall news on TV, and no information. 395 00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:39,713 What's going on? 396 00:19:39,883 --> 00:19:42,283 Is there a negotiation? Is there a rescue mission? 397 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:44,886 Is the Red Cross involved? The U.N.? What's happening? 398 00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:47,223 -I can't tell you that. -Why the hell not? 399 00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:51,291 -One thing, I don't know who you are. -I'm Simon Stiles, a cast member here. 400 00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:54,658 I'm his best friend, and I'm the guy who's talking to you right now. 401 00:19:54,832 --> 00:19:57,665 I guess that's enough to clear you for classified information. 402 00:19:57,835 --> 00:20:00,360 -Chief, if you-- -It's "captain." Don't front off with me. 403 00:20:00,537 --> 00:20:03,097 I'm not in show business, and I'm not from the 'hood. 404 00:20:03,874 --> 00:20:05,569 -What's he here for? -Comfort. 405 00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:08,870 Quiet down, listen up, there's a lot of rumors flying around... 406 00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:13,005 ...but chances are whatever you think you know is wrong, so here it is. 407 00:20:13,183 --> 00:20:16,414 There's been no new information on Tom's brother. 408 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,555 Jordan's still in surgery, but Danny says everything is fine. 409 00:20:19,723 --> 00:20:23,819 She delivered, six pounds, two ounces, not 1 6 pounds... 410 00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:26,690 ...which would be too many pounds. 411 00:20:26,864 --> 00:20:28,729 She's a healthy, beautiful baby girl. 412 00:20:28,899 --> 00:20:30,230 -Danny's seen her? -No. 413 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,028 -You just said she was beautiful. -We assume these things. 414 00:20:33,203 --> 00:20:34,830 Is there anything else? 415 00:20:35,038 --> 00:20:36,369 -No. -Matt. 416 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,269 Oh, Jordan and Danny are engaged. 417 00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:40,743 [APPLAUSE] 418 00:20:41,278 --> 00:20:43,576 And that is all the information. 419 00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:46,682 Why are there pieces of a computer lying on the floor? 420 00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:48,875 -I threw it against the wall. -Okay. 421 00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:51,782 The nocturnal nut brigade came after Tom on the lnternet. 422 00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:53,922 -The Pajama People? -Yeah. 423 00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:56,182 Don't worry about it, here's what we'll do. 424 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,555 Danny wants us to stay together and stay busy. 425 00:20:58,729 --> 00:21:02,529 So Cal and I thought it'd be a good idea to do the Sunday postmortem now... 426 00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:05,361 ...Friday night, which is now Saturday morning. 427 00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:08,368 -You wanna do it now? -Yeah. So let's go from the top. 428 00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:10,802 What did we do wrong tonight? 429 00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:16,774 Well, I said, "Live from Studio City on the Sunset Strip. " 430 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:22,418 Yes, and you know the name of the show is Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. 431 00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:23,780 -Yes. -And you know this... 432 00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:26,445 ...because you've been announcing the show for 20 years. 433 00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:27,954 Yes. 434 00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:29,954 Okay, that's done. What's next? 435 00:21:30,127 --> 00:21:31,151 -Matt? -Yeah. 436 00:21:31,328 --> 00:21:34,126 If the baby's been delivered, why is Jordan still in the O.R.? 437 00:21:34,331 --> 00:21:36,959 She's bleeding, because of the thing.... 438 00:21:37,401 --> 00:21:38,732 -The placenta? -Yeah. 439 00:21:38,902 --> 00:21:40,233 She has placenta accreta. 440 00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:42,338 -Danny says it's not serious. -It's not. 441 00:21:42,506 --> 00:21:46,101 My wife had it, that's why I'm asking why Jordan is still in the O.R. 442 00:21:46,276 --> 00:21:48,574 She's been in there for two hours, Matt. 443 00:21:48,812 --> 00:21:50,143 Well, Danny says-- 444 00:21:50,314 --> 00:21:52,407 There's something they're not telling Danny. 445 00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:54,106 Something's going wrong. 446 00:21:54,284 --> 00:21:55,842 All right. 447 00:21:57,321 --> 00:21:59,482 All right, the show announce, Studio City-- 448 00:21:59,656 --> 00:22:02,591 -That's gonna haunt me. -It's been 20 years, you were due. 449 00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:05,592 At 1 :22 of the show clock, we had a four-second sound drop... 450 00:22:05,762 --> 00:22:07,093 ...beginning with Tom's line: 451 00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:09,698 "The president has held this would be a long fight." 452 00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:11,800 Match sound from the dress for syndication. 453 00:22:11,969 --> 00:22:14,267 You think she's been in there too long? 454 00:22:14,438 --> 00:22:16,429 -I'm not a doctor, but-- -Excuse me. 455 00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:21,637 [PHONE RlNGS] 456 00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:24,678 -Yeah. MATT: What's going on? 457 00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:27,147 Hang on, I'll call you back. How is she? 458 00:22:27,317 --> 00:22:29,114 -Relax. -How is she? 459 00:22:29,286 --> 00:22:32,187 I'll tell you, but I'll use words that sound worse than they are. 460 00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:33,846 Go ahead. 461 00:22:34,024 --> 00:22:36,515 Jordan was completely repaired, and we felt confident... 462 00:22:36,693 --> 00:22:39,161 ...that she could sustain future pregnancies. 463 00:22:39,329 --> 00:22:41,388 She was completely repaired? 464 00:22:41,565 --> 00:22:43,692 She went into shock when we wheeled her into... 465 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,129 -What happened? -...recovery. 466 00:22:45,302 --> 00:22:46,860 -She went into shock? -Take it easy. 467 00:22:47,037 --> 00:22:50,734 Her clotting factors were consumed exponentially during the initial bleeding. 468 00:22:50,907 --> 00:22:53,705 Her body can't stop bleeding at the initial incision site. 469 00:22:53,877 --> 00:22:55,208 So, what do you do? 470 00:22:55,379 --> 00:22:57,677 We closed her up, but what's developed is DlC... 471 00:22:57,848 --> 00:23:00,339 ...which is disseminated intravascular coagulopathy. 472 00:23:00,517 --> 00:23:04,544 That's a scary way of saying that she won't clot. 473 00:23:04,721 --> 00:23:07,155 Well, it worked. I'm scared. 474 00:23:07,324 --> 00:23:09,485 Don't be. The head of Hematology's in charge now. 475 00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:11,820 He's administering drugs he has confidence in. 476 00:23:11,995 --> 00:23:13,087 Is she conscious? 477 00:23:13,296 --> 00:23:15,992 Yes, but extremely groggy, and we'll keep her that way... 478 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,999 ...in case we have to open her up again. 479 00:23:19,703 --> 00:23:22,194 I promise you that I will let you know when to panic. 480 00:23:22,372 --> 00:23:25,899 These are post-op complications, we'll be out of the woods by sunrise. 481 00:23:26,109 --> 00:23:30,102 -ls there anything that I can do for you? -They won't let me see the baby. 482 00:23:30,747 --> 00:23:33,272 -Annette? -Yes, sir. 483 00:23:33,450 --> 00:23:35,918 -Get him a damn bracelet. -I can't do that, doctor. 484 00:23:36,086 --> 00:23:38,452 Well, then at least let him stand outside the NlCU. 485 00:23:38,622 --> 00:23:41,250 Let's go for God's sakes, come on. 486 00:23:41,525 --> 00:23:43,720 Give us a few minutes. 487 00:23:47,831 --> 00:23:50,459 -He seem nervous to you? -No. 488 00:23:51,968 --> 00:23:53,299 -Matt. -So, what's going on? 489 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:56,132 -It's all gonna be okay. -I know it is. What's going on? 490 00:23:56,339 --> 00:23:57,636 They're taking care of her. 491 00:23:57,841 --> 00:24:01,743 Andy said that with what she's got, she shouldn't be in surgery this long. 492 00:24:01,945 --> 00:24:04,470 -There were complications. -I'm coming back there. 493 00:24:04,648 --> 00:24:07,139 No, stay where you are. I need to know Tom will be okay. 494 00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:08,977 Well, what are the complications? 495 00:24:09,219 --> 00:24:11,210 They can't get her to stop bleeding. 496 00:24:11,388 --> 00:24:13,879 It's not a big deal, it's gonna be fine. 497 00:24:14,724 --> 00:24:17,488 Matty, he says it sounds scarier than it is. 498 00:24:17,727 --> 00:24:19,490 -I'll be right here. -Well, stay there. 499 00:24:20,097 --> 00:24:22,930 Is there press? Do I need to ask? 500 00:24:23,133 --> 00:24:25,124 They've got us surrounded, we're bunkered in. 501 00:24:25,302 --> 00:24:26,769 They want a shot of Tom. 502 00:24:26,937 --> 00:24:30,771 Well, at least it's a reminder that we never quite finished the first war. 503 00:24:30,974 --> 00:24:32,771 I don't think Tom needs any reminding. 504 00:24:32,976 --> 00:24:34,500 -Keep calling me. -Keep calling me. 505 00:24:34,678 --> 00:24:36,236 -I will. -Fifteen minutes goes by... 506 00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:39,348 ...without hearing from you, I'll drive there with a police escort. 507 00:24:39,516 --> 00:24:41,313 Where will you get a police escort from? 508 00:24:41,485 --> 00:24:44,750 I'll commit a crime and lead them in a high-speed chase if I have to. 509 00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:47,822 -I am not kidding around. -All right. 510 00:24:47,991 --> 00:24:52,018 Harry, you can look all you want, but you'll never find a guy better than him. 511 00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:56,957 Let's go wash your hands and face, you're gonna meet your kid. 512 00:25:06,877 --> 00:25:11,814 I'll be back in a couple of minutes. Cal, Andy, keep running the postmortem. 513 00:25:12,549 --> 00:25:14,210 All right, this one's on me. 514 00:25:14,384 --> 00:25:16,511 -I blew a camera cue. -Where? 515 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,450 -I'm still on Tony Snow. I couldn't snap. -You couldn't snap? 516 00:25:19,623 --> 00:25:22,421 There was popcorn with butter, and I couldn't snap. 517 00:25:22,592 --> 00:25:24,787 They didn't hear me call it right away. 518 00:25:24,961 --> 00:25:26,292 Moving to 7B. 519 00:25:26,463 --> 00:25:28,795 -I'd like to stay on Tony Snow a second. -All right. 520 00:25:28,965 --> 00:25:30,865 -What do you have? -lt was wrong. 521 00:25:31,034 --> 00:25:32,592 -What? -The sketch, it was wrong. 522 00:25:32,769 --> 00:25:34,464 You don't think we should've opened with it? 523 00:25:34,638 --> 00:25:36,663 I'm fine opening with it, but the sketch was wrong. 524 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,138 Premise was press secretary paints a rosy picture. 525 00:25:39,342 --> 00:25:41,469 -Yeah. -That's what they're paid to do. 526 00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:44,079 Targets of comedy should've been the people buying it. 527 00:25:44,247 --> 00:25:46,272 -Not a lot buying it anymore. -Yeah, anymore. 528 00:25:46,449 --> 00:25:48,815 That bandwagon's lightened up since the old days. 529 00:25:48,985 --> 00:25:52,716 And I think the comedy's in the people who broke their ankles jumping off. 530 00:25:53,723 --> 00:25:54,883 All right, noted. 531 00:25:55,091 --> 00:25:57,821 What did Matt mean when he said he walked into it? 532 00:25:57,994 --> 00:25:59,928 -What? -You said Matt got sucked into it... 533 00:26:00,096 --> 00:26:02,894 ...the first time, and he said he walked into it. 534 00:26:03,099 --> 00:26:05,567 DANNY: Okay, so a slate, maybe an off-screen VO. 535 00:26:05,735 --> 00:26:08,101 Holly Hunter screen test for Silence of the Lambs. 536 00:26:08,805 --> 00:26:12,536 [lMlTATES HANNlBAL LECTER] What became of your lamb, Clarice? 537 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:14,472 [lMlTATES CLARlCE STARLlNG] I don't know. 538 00:26:14,644 --> 00:26:17,169 I didn't have any food, any water, it was very, very cold. 539 00:26:17,414 --> 00:26:20,577 -I thought if I could save-- -This actually sounds like Jodie Foster. 540 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,240 -I know. -Keep going. 541 00:26:22,419 --> 00:26:25,320 I thought if I could save just one, but he was very, very heavy-- 542 00:26:25,488 --> 00:26:27,319 -Now it's Colonel Sanders. -That wasn't. 543 00:26:27,691 --> 00:26:30,319 Okay, then it was Colonel Sanders' mother or something. 544 00:26:30,493 --> 00:26:33,087 DANNY: All right, rough cutaway to a new slate, 545 00:26:33,263 --> 00:26:35,197 also probably with an off-screen VO. 546 00:26:35,398 --> 00:26:37,093 Holly Hunter screen test for Gladiator. 547 00:26:37,267 --> 00:26:39,792 HARRlET [lMlTATES HOLLY HUNTER] : My brother had Gracchus arrested. 548 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:41,835 We daren't wait any longer. We must leave tonight. 549 00:26:42,005 --> 00:26:44,667 Your servant Cicero will be waiting there with horses. 550 00:26:44,908 --> 00:26:46,500 Let me try that again. 551 00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:49,270 Your servant Cicero will be waiting there with horses. 552 00:26:49,446 --> 00:26:50,970 Can I help you? 553 00:26:51,715 --> 00:26:53,808 Uh, can you give us a minute? 554 00:27:02,425 --> 00:27:04,655 -I read ahead in the packet. -Yeah. 555 00:27:04,828 --> 00:27:06,989 -Karl Rove sketch. -It's not a Karl Rove sketch. 556 00:27:07,163 --> 00:27:08,994 It says " Karl Rove sketch" at the top. 557 00:27:09,165 --> 00:27:12,157 Jerry, we just name these things so we can remember what they are. 558 00:27:12,335 --> 00:27:14,303 -I can change the name. -lt doesn't matter. 559 00:27:14,471 --> 00:27:16,166 There are 45 sketches in this packet. 560 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:18,671 -Forty-seven. -There are 47 sketches in that packet. 561 00:27:18,842 --> 00:27:21,140 -We'll do the best 1 0. -Let's not go round and round. 562 00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:23,370 -We haven't even read it yet. -I've read it. 563 00:27:23,546 --> 00:27:26,014 No, out loud. By actors. 564 00:27:26,182 --> 00:27:28,514 Does it get less inflammatory if it's read out loud? 565 00:27:28,685 --> 00:27:31,586 -I don't think it's inflammatory. -Jack met with you, he told me. 566 00:27:31,755 --> 00:27:34,189 -Yeah. -And he said nothing anti-American. 567 00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:36,552 -This isn't anti-American. -That's over the line. 568 00:27:36,726 --> 00:27:38,387 Nothing anti-American in that sketch. 569 00:27:38,561 --> 00:27:40,495 It's about a meeting with the studio heads. 570 00:27:40,664 --> 00:27:43,098 Karl Rove came out here, and all the executives... 571 00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:46,064 ...were pitching around ideas for TV series and movies. 572 00:27:46,269 --> 00:27:47,395 It's mocking patriotism. 573 00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:50,437 I think we get away with it because it's Hollywood. 574 00:27:50,607 --> 00:27:52,268 It's not mocking patriotism. 575 00:27:52,509 --> 00:27:54,101 I gotta be honest, I resent that. 576 00:27:54,277 --> 00:27:57,212 You've cut sketches of mine before, that has never been the case. 577 00:27:57,380 --> 00:28:00,076 -Well, I'm sorry if-- -It's not mocking patriotism. 578 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,548 It's mocking patriotism being good for business... 579 00:28:02,719 --> 00:28:04,050 ...which is what's happening. 580 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:07,348 I really don't care how you interpret my decision, it is my decision. 581 00:28:07,524 --> 00:28:09,082 I have 1 2 other shows to vet. 582 00:28:09,859 --> 00:28:11,190 Screw it. 583 00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:12,794 -Jerry. -Yeah? 584 00:28:12,996 --> 00:28:14,293 Is it your decision to make? 585 00:28:14,497 --> 00:28:16,226 -Yeah. -This isn't a standards issue. 586 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,458 We're not saying any words you're not allowed. 587 00:28:18,635 --> 00:28:21,468 No one's taking their clothes off or teaching how to make meth. 588 00:28:21,638 --> 00:28:23,572 -This is content. -Call it what you want. 589 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:26,265 You're taking advantage of the fact that Wes isn't here. 590 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:28,968 Because he'd have thrown your ass out 20 minutes ago... 591 00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:30,976 ...and done whatever sketch he wanted to. 592 00:28:31,147 --> 00:28:33,945 I want you to assume that we are Wes... 593 00:28:34,117 --> 00:28:36,779 ...and that's what's happening now. 594 00:28:37,654 --> 00:28:39,815 If for no other reason than you have a chance... 595 00:28:40,023 --> 00:28:42,890 ...to be executive producers of this show one day... 596 00:28:43,059 --> 00:28:45,289 ...don't do things stupidly now. 597 00:29:11,254 --> 00:29:12,585 MARY: Matt? -Yeah. 598 00:29:12,756 --> 00:29:15,281 -You've been standing here. -I saw you were on the phone. 599 00:29:15,458 --> 00:29:17,824 The guys in London are talking to the guys in lslamabad... 600 00:29:17,994 --> 00:29:20,087 -...who are talking to the guys in Kabul. -And? 601 00:29:20,263 --> 00:29:22,322 They're trying to find out some things. 602 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:25,332 Is this a realistic idea worth pursuing or is this just some--? 603 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:27,470 -This is not fly-by-night. -Neither am l. 604 00:29:27,637 --> 00:29:31,164 I'm not saying do it. Let them find out who and what we're talking about. 605 00:29:31,341 --> 00:29:35,334 Let them find out who the players are, if all three guys are still together, if.... 606 00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:38,481 -All right. -All right. 607 00:29:39,582 --> 00:29:41,209 How's Jordan? 608 00:29:41,384 --> 00:29:44,012 Oh, she's having some post-op complications. 609 00:29:44,187 --> 00:29:47,623 -Like what? -They can't stop her from bleeding. 610 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:50,817 She's got intravascular coagulation. DlC. 611 00:29:50,994 --> 00:29:53,155 -You know medicine too? -A little bit. 612 00:29:53,329 --> 00:29:55,627 -Are you and Jordan close? -Yeah, I like her a lot. 613 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,790 -My best friend's in love with her. -Yeah? 614 00:29:57,967 --> 00:30:00,458 -By the way, they're engaged now. -Danny and Jordan? 615 00:30:00,703 --> 00:30:03,797 Yeah, he proposed to her right before she went in for a C-section. 616 00:30:03,973 --> 00:30:06,737 He didn't use the material I wrote, but she said yes anyway. 617 00:30:07,143 --> 00:30:09,907 -That's great. -They'll let him see the baby in a minute. 618 00:30:11,014 --> 00:30:12,879 -Yeah? -Yeah, I should go and check. 619 00:30:14,050 --> 00:30:15,210 -Matt? -Yeah. 620 00:30:15,985 --> 00:30:18,351 -Nothing. -What? 621 00:30:18,521 --> 00:30:19,545 He shouldn't-- 622 00:30:20,423 --> 00:30:22,254 -Forget it. -Mary? 623 00:30:22,425 --> 00:30:25,519 He shouldn't see the baby. He shouldn't make a connection with her. 624 00:30:25,695 --> 00:30:27,060 -Why not? -You know why not. 625 00:30:27,363 --> 00:30:28,660 No, I don't. 626 00:30:29,766 --> 00:30:32,132 Mary, I swear to God I don't. 627 00:30:32,635 --> 00:30:35,263 -lf something happens with Jordan-- -Jordan's gonna be fine. 628 00:30:35,438 --> 00:30:37,099 If something happens with Jordan... 629 00:30:37,273 --> 00:30:41,334 ...an engagement ring doesn't give Danny any rights with the baby. 630 00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:55,720 Hi. 631 00:30:57,060 --> 00:30:59,085 It's okay now. 632 00:30:59,262 --> 00:31:01,287 I got your back. 633 00:31:09,639 --> 00:31:13,575 Has Mark received any kind of education in this kind of situation? 634 00:31:13,743 --> 00:31:15,734 Are they taught what to do in this situation? 635 00:31:15,912 --> 00:31:18,506 Yes, he's received Law of Armed Conflict training. 636 00:31:18,681 --> 00:31:22,412 It's six articles that provide a guideline for conduct in a POW situation... 637 00:31:22,585 --> 00:31:25,247 ...along with the applicable rules of the Geneva Convention. 638 00:31:25,421 --> 00:31:27,855 But Mark's not a POW, they keep telling us so. 639 00:31:28,057 --> 00:31:30,287 The they doesn't know what they're talking about. 640 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:32,189 But, yes, he's being held by a militia. 641 00:31:32,362 --> 00:31:34,626 I'm sure the Afghans have their pocket copies... 642 00:31:34,797 --> 00:31:36,264 ...of the Geneva Conventions... 643 00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:38,423 ...and take them just as seriously as we did. 644 00:31:38,601 --> 00:31:41,593 -What's he doing up there? -ls that Russell? 645 00:31:41,771 --> 00:31:44,103 -What's he doing up there? -ls he a friend of yours? 646 00:31:44,274 --> 00:31:46,469 No. We worked here together for a couple of months. 647 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,543 WOMAN: You were employed at Studio 60 from...? 648 00:31:48,711 --> 00:31:49,905 They've run out of experts. 649 00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:52,411 -Don't listen to him, Tom. RUSSELL: 1998 to 2002. 650 00:31:52,582 --> 00:31:54,482 WOMAN: You were a talent coordinator for the show? 651 00:31:54,684 --> 00:31:57,482 RUSSELL: Well, a talent coordinator and then a segment producer. 652 00:31:57,954 --> 00:32:00,184 - You were Tom Jeter's boss? - Yes. 653 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:02,415 -When were you ever my boss? -Russell... 654 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:05,287 ...reports on the Internet say Tom and his brother Mark... 655 00:32:05,461 --> 00:32:07,292 ...have been estranged for a few years. 656 00:32:07,463 --> 00:32:10,227 -What the hell is he talking about? -I think that's accurate. 657 00:32:10,433 --> 00:32:13,095 You think it's because of the war? His brother went to fight? 658 00:32:13,269 --> 00:32:15,237 Well, I don 't like to speculate... 659 00:32:15,405 --> 00:32:17,339 -Oh, do. -...but I think it's safe to say... 660 00:32:17,507 --> 00:32:20,442 ... that everybody over there was pretty much against the war. 661 00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:23,511 -What in the hell is this guy--? -Don't listen to it, Tom. 662 00:32:23,947 --> 00:32:25,414 I want that corrected. 663 00:32:25,582 --> 00:32:27,311 -Don't worry. -We're not estranged. 664 00:32:27,483 --> 00:32:30,418 We're not estranged, we e-mail each other. I want that corrected. 665 00:32:30,587 --> 00:32:31,986 -Don't-- -Stop saying that. 666 00:32:32,155 --> 00:32:35,283 If we do one thing right, we're gonna do that. I'm going out there. 667 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:37,585 -No. -I'm talking to them. I want it corrected. 668 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,490 -You can't. You can't. -Get out of my way. Get out of my way. 669 00:32:42,632 --> 00:32:45,430 I'll go. Tom, I'll go. 670 00:32:48,338 --> 00:32:51,774 Leon Cushman's out there from the Post. I have a relationship with him. 671 00:32:51,941 --> 00:32:53,932 -I'll talk to him alone. -Tell him to fix it. 672 00:32:54,110 --> 00:32:56,101 Tell him to tell everybody else. 673 00:32:56,379 --> 00:32:59,746 I will. It's fine. 674 00:33:09,859 --> 00:33:12,350 -George, I need you. -Yes, sir. 675 00:33:12,528 --> 00:33:16,020 Have one of your guys go out there, find a reporter named Leon Cushman. 676 00:33:16,199 --> 00:33:19,862 Have them very quietly tell him to meet me, use my name... 677 00:33:20,036 --> 00:33:23,494 ...to meet me by the side door in the alley at the loading dock. 678 00:33:23,673 --> 00:33:26,403 -Manny. -Thank you. 679 00:33:27,910 --> 00:33:30,572 In "Blind Date," the rewrite didn't make it to the floor... 680 00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:33,681 -...so they were doing the old pages. -Jeannie. 681 00:33:35,018 --> 00:33:36,212 -Yeah? -Yeah, so, I mean.... 682 00:33:36,386 --> 00:33:38,320 -I need you to come with me. -Where? 683 00:33:38,488 --> 00:33:40,319 Leon Cushman's gonna meet me on the side. 684 00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:42,981 There's a story out that Tom and Mark are estranged. 685 00:33:43,159 --> 00:33:45,218 -Leave it alone. -Tom wants it fixed. 686 00:33:45,428 --> 00:33:47,055 Cushman's gonna meet me at the side. 687 00:33:47,230 --> 00:33:49,994 I'll talk to him for half a minute. I want you there with me. 688 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,361 -Sure, but why? -Leon wants to sleep with you. 689 00:33:52,535 --> 00:33:55,698 -He'll do this for me to impress you. -He doesn't wanna sleep with me. 690 00:33:55,872 --> 00:33:58,534 This isn't the time to be delicate. There's no such thing... 691 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,835 ...as someone who doesn't wanna sleep with you. 692 00:34:01,010 --> 00:34:03,342 -ls it smart to be talking to press? -We'll be fine. 693 00:34:03,513 --> 00:34:05,174 -Really? -What are you worried about? 694 00:34:05,348 --> 00:34:06,906 A rerun of six years ago. 695 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,415 MAN: Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld stated today... 696 00:34:09,585 --> 00:34:12,452 ...that Bin Laden was probably still in Afghanistan... 697 00:34:12,622 --> 00:34:17,025 ...and many Americans are wondering how close the U.S. is to capturing him. 698 00:34:17,193 --> 00:34:19,753 Yesterday, the president released a list of the 22... 699 00:34:19,929 --> 00:34:23,057 -...most wanted criminals who have.... -Excuse me. 700 00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:24,790 -What' s that? -lt' s a fig leaf. 701 00:34:24,967 --> 00:34:28,459 Your prop master gave it to me. See, I've got a sense of humor too. 702 00:34:28,638 --> 00:34:31,436 No, he's got a sense of humor, that's poison ivy. 703 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:36,372 It's fake poison ivy, and I think you meant it as an olive branch... 704 00:34:36,546 --> 00:34:39,140 -...but what do you need? -You know what I need. 705 00:34:39,348 --> 00:34:41,407 Wes talked to Jack. Wes says it stays. 706 00:34:41,584 --> 00:34:43,074 Jack needs you to speak to Wes. 707 00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:46,449 You can't put the sketch on the air, and Jack can't tell Wes not to. 708 00:34:46,622 --> 00:34:49,147 We think the sketch, Wes, Matt, myself, we think-- 709 00:34:49,358 --> 00:34:52,452 Why not take the guesswork out of it and cut the sketch? 710 00:34:52,628 --> 00:34:56,291 It would be our preference not to be on at all, but we were turned down. 711 00:34:56,766 --> 00:34:59,599 So if we are gonna be on, we can't ignore-- 712 00:34:59,769 --> 00:35:02,932 You're not ignoring it. You've got the sketch based on the kids' show. 713 00:35:03,372 --> 00:35:05,567 -"Muslims Say the Darnedest Things." -Yes. 714 00:35:05,742 --> 00:35:07,767 -We're not doing that one. -You're cutting it? 715 00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:11,277 We are. I can't help but notice that's not at the request of the network. 716 00:35:11,447 --> 00:35:12,971 -That one resonates. -lt resonates. 717 00:35:13,149 --> 00:35:15,276 Pokes fun at the Taliban's oppression of women. 718 00:35:15,485 --> 00:35:17,783 -Lets us know why we're fighting. -No, it doesn't. 719 00:35:17,954 --> 00:35:21,082 It's Luke Scott dumping every Muslim in the world together. 720 00:35:21,457 --> 00:35:22,481 Ah. 721 00:35:22,658 --> 00:35:24,819 -Ah, what? -It's not going on because it's Luke's. 722 00:35:25,194 --> 00:35:26,627 Jerry.... 723 00:35:26,796 --> 00:35:28,627 -We've all been there, Matt. -Been where? 724 00:35:28,831 --> 00:35:30,696 She broke up with you, she's with him... 725 00:35:30,933 --> 00:35:34,130 ...so you're cutting a sketch even though it resonates with Americans-- 726 00:35:34,303 --> 00:35:36,328 It resonates if you wanna endorse a pogrom. 727 00:35:36,539 --> 00:35:39,007 Then change Muslims to muftis or mullahs. 728 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:40,835 Is he...? 729 00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:43,706 I don't think many Americans are taking time right now... 730 00:35:43,913 --> 00:35:46,473 ...to distinguish between mullahs, muftis and Muslims. 731 00:35:46,649 --> 00:35:49,140 If you rewrote the sketch, you could make it clear... 732 00:35:49,318 --> 00:35:52,913 ...America has no problem with Muslims, only with the radical fundamentalists. 733 00:35:53,122 --> 00:35:55,955 We have our own radical fundamentalists here I can write about. 734 00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:57,217 -Yeah? -Yeah. 735 00:35:57,426 --> 00:36:00,293 -It's talk like that that's got us scared. -Don't be. 736 00:36:00,496 --> 00:36:02,623 -Thanks. -I'm scared of getting blown up. 737 00:36:02,799 --> 00:36:05,199 I'm scared of getting hit by a car, of spiders... 738 00:36:05,368 --> 00:36:06,858 ...I'm just not scared of talk. 739 00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:10,197 Tell Wes you wanna cut the Karl Rove sketch. 740 00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:15,875 -No. -Okay, here's what we'll do. 741 00:36:16,479 --> 00:36:19,573 You get the ad reps to the dress tomorrow. You tell them nothing. 742 00:36:19,749 --> 00:36:22,582 -lf they have a problem, we'll cut it. -You will? 743 00:36:22,819 --> 00:36:24,184 -We will? -We will. 744 00:36:24,687 --> 00:36:26,154 Your word? 745 00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:28,350 Yeah. 746 00:36:28,658 --> 00:36:30,387 Thank you. 747 00:36:34,030 --> 00:36:35,861 What was that? 748 00:36:36,465 --> 00:36:39,059 I'm scared of other things. 749 00:36:41,838 --> 00:36:44,033 -Hey, Leon. -You asked for me? 750 00:36:45,107 --> 00:36:49,066 Do me a favor. There's a story out there that Tom's estranged from his brother. 751 00:36:49,245 --> 00:36:51,873 It's not true. It's not close to true, it's upsetting Tom. 752 00:36:52,048 --> 00:36:54,573 -Can you help us with it? -Yeah, I'll do what I can. 753 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,876 -Thanks. -But how is he? 754 00:36:56,052 --> 00:36:59,510 He's fine. Point is, they're as close as I've ever seen two brothers. 755 00:36:59,689 --> 00:37:02,715 They e-mail each other, talk on the phone whenever they can. 756 00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:05,224 -Tom and his parents live and die with-- WOMAN: Simon. 757 00:37:06,128 --> 00:37:07,356 -They followed you? -Come on. 758 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:09,691 -Let me ask you one question. WOMAN: Is Tom sedated? 759 00:37:09,866 --> 00:37:11,697 -Why is the military--? -Who's with him? 760 00:37:11,901 --> 00:37:14,734 -I'm not answering any questions. -Come on, who's with him? 761 00:37:14,904 --> 00:37:17,634 An Air Force captain, Mark's commander from Nellis... 762 00:37:17,874 --> 00:37:19,865 ...his parents, and the entire cast and crew. 763 00:37:20,109 --> 00:37:22,077 -No one's left the building? -No one's left. 764 00:37:22,245 --> 00:37:26,204 Simon, is it possible that NBS let the story leak to boost the ratings? 765 00:37:26,883 --> 00:37:28,373 -What? -Come on. 766 00:37:28,551 --> 00:37:30,781 You think NBS leaked that it was Tom's brother... 767 00:37:30,953 --> 00:37:32,386 ...to boost West Coast ratings? 768 00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:35,115 -Simon, get out of here. -Are you stupid? 769 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,885 -Are you simply a stupid man? -I'm just doing my job. 770 00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:40,221 -How about I bust your head? -You threatening me? 771 00:37:40,396 --> 00:37:42,159 You like making this entertainment? 772 00:37:42,331 --> 00:37:43,923 Come on, it's the Sunset Strip. 773 00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:46,462 MARY: Matt. -Yeah? 774 00:37:46,636 --> 00:37:49,605 Okay. This is potentially good news. 775 00:37:49,772 --> 00:37:52,969 Trask is pretty sure the group that captured Jeter, Valdez and Smith... 776 00:37:53,142 --> 00:37:55,804 ...is led by a Taliban commander named Asadullah Rashiq. 777 00:37:55,978 --> 00:37:57,138 He's come out of hiding... 778 00:37:57,313 --> 00:38:00,510 ...and discovered kidnapping civilians can fund his heroin business. 779 00:38:00,683 --> 00:38:02,514 This is what passes for good news? 780 00:38:02,685 --> 00:38:05,153 Yeah, because if it's him, there's a good chance... 781 00:38:05,321 --> 00:38:06,754 ...you can buy them all back. 782 00:38:07,256 --> 00:38:08,450 It's time you had a talk... 783 00:38:08,624 --> 00:38:10,922 ...with someone who knows what they're talking about. 784 00:38:11,093 --> 00:38:13,926 -Oh, God. -What? 785 00:38:14,096 --> 00:38:16,792 SlMON: It was you people who helped get us into this. It was you. 786 00:38:16,966 --> 00:38:19,799 That war, it never ended. You just lost interest in it. 787 00:38:19,969 --> 00:38:22,301 -What's he doing? -Like the rest of this country... 788 00:38:22,471 --> 00:38:25,338 ... you 've got the attention span of a damn 6-year-old. 789 00:38:25,508 --> 00:38:28,500 This whole country is nothing but a bunch of idiot teenagers... 790 00:38:28,678 --> 00:38:31,613 ...and if every one of you was mowed down by friendly fire... 791 00:38:31,781 --> 00:38:34,272 ...I'd pop a bottle of Cristal. 792 00:38:34,450 --> 00:38:37,351 Yeah, we got a whole new story. 793 00:39:17,693 --> 00:39:19,684 [ENGLlSH SDH]