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What are you doing? 
I like it open.

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Somebody might see me.

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Well, I gotta get going. 
Thank you so much for letting me stay.

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You are the best ex-wife 
a guy ever had.

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Speaking of which, I believe 
I have some money coming.

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Yeah, I know, Susan.

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I don't wanna get 
the lawyers involved again.

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You're gonna see
every nickel. I promise.

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It's a lotta nickels, Brad.

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Ten million dollars worth.

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My business manager will 
call you this afternoon, okay?

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Thank you again.

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Stomach is in.

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Susan. Will you 
come here a sec?

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I'm busy. 
I already started.

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Please. Just come 
here for a second.

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Man, how did they find you?

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If they set foot on your property, 
just call the police, okay?

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- Okay.
- Thank you.

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Listen, guys...

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Hey, Gina, how are you?

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Listen, just leave 
my ex-wife outta this, okay?

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She had nothing to do with it.

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I will answer a couple of questions 
if you just leave her alone. Please.

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Brad, why'd you 
beat up that bartender?

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I didn't beat anybody up. 
We had a misunderstanding.

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- Were you drinking? 
- I was at a bar, Eric.

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Yeah, I had a drink... or two.
And some peanuts.

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Listen, I gotta get to work.

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Just, please, stay off the property 
and-and leave Susan alone.

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That would be great.

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What are you doing!

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Susan?

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Somebody call the police!

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She's been stabbed!

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Get the gate!

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Does anybody know C.P.R. 
or-or first aid or something?

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Anything! 
Can anybody help me?

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She's bleeding really, really bad!

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Hello. This is... 
This is Brad Terry!

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I need an ambulance!

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Yes.

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2245 Hadley Lane. 
My ex-wife, she's been...

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She's been stabbed! 
She's bleeding really bad!

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I think she's dead!

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Yes! I'll stay on the line!

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ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON USA: 2004/01/30

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This is Brooke Burke with 
breaking news from San Francisco.

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It's been a terrible week for Brad Terry,

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star of TV's hit series Crime Lab S.F.

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Two days ago, Brad was 
arrested for assaulting a bartender.

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This morning, his ex-wife... 
former actress Susan Malloy...

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was slain while Brad was standing 
right over there, talking to reporters.

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Adrian. How do I look?

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Sharona, this is a murder scene, 
not a high school prom.

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Yes, but it was Brad Terry's ex-wife. 
Brad Terry could be in there.

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Wait, wait. Do I have 
anything in my teeth?

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Forget it. 
Come on. Come on.

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This morning, paparazzi gathered to 
get the scoop on Brad and Susan.

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Excuse me. Hey, hey!

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Excuse me. 
Are you gonna go see Brad?

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Yeah.

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Come here. 
You could do this for me.

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- Sorry.  
- No, no. I need...

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This is a petition to get 
the old theme song back.

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They changed the theme song.

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Oh, my God! 
I hate that new theme song.

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Me too. God, the show was perfect. 
It was perfection, right?

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It was. 
It was... It was perfect.

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Why can't they just 
leave shows alone?

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I don't know. / But tell Brad 
this is from Marci.

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That is me. 
"M" for Marci.

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"Marci." Okay.

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Yeah. He-He knows me, so...

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- Okay. I'll tell him that. Okay.
- Come on.

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Don't bend it.

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Don't forget the upstairs. 
I want pictures of everything.

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Dylan, grab a couple of uniforms. 
Go door-to-door.

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And do not send anything upstream 
until I get a chance to read it.

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I'm glad you're on the case, Captain.

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I feel pretty silly doing what I do, 
watching you do it for real.

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Yeah, I've seen your show.

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It's pretty good.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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That's a big compliment 
coming from you. Thanks.

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There he is. 
There he is.

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The greatest detective 
in San Francisco.

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Okay, you understand 
he's not a real detective?

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It's what they call a show.

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I'm gonna talk to him.

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Mr. Terry? Hi.

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I'm really sorry 
about your loss.

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I'm-I'm Sharona Fleming. 
I'm with Adrian Monk.

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The consultant, right?

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Yeah.

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Is there anything 
I can do for you?

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No. I don't think 
it's really hit me yet that...

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Well, this...
this is for you.

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Somebody outside gave it to me.

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It's a petition about 
that new theme song.

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Oh, yeah. I know. Everybody hates it.
Am I the only one who likes this?

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I like it too.

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I can't get it out of my mind. 
It-It's a good song.

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From Marci, right? 
Marci Maven.

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She follows me everywhere.

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She's not right.

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So, they were... 
They were divorced?

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- Who was? 
- Brad Terry and the victim.

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Yeah, right. 
For three years.

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They were still friendly.
You know, show people.

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He's been hidin' out here 
for the last couple of days.

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- Hiding from...
- Paparazzi.

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He slugged a bartender on Friday night. 
It was big news.

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Why is this thing still running?

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Sorry.

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She was working out.

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Yeah. She's workin' out here.

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Killer opens the back door, 
sneaks up behind her,

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stabs her three times... 
neck, back and chest.

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Murder weapon's 
nothing special either.

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It's just a camping knife.

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Here, look at this.

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Point of entry.

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- How is he? 
- He's okay.

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I like him.

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Like a regular guy. 
Like me or you.

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Or me.

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Do you think 
he could have had a motive?

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Who?

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Brad Terry?

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Nah, I don't think so.

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No kids. No alimony. 
Besides, he can't be the guy.

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He was out front when it went down. 
Ten witnesses with cameras.

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Killer broke the glass, 
opened the door, reached in.

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Went out the same way.

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There's-There's 
glass in the track...

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directly under the door.

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Yeah. So?

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I think the door was open 
when the glass was broken.

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Or the killer kicked the glass 
around when he ran out.

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This driveway curves 
around the back of the house.

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Hey, Brad.

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Brad Terry, 
this is Adrian Monk.

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This is the guy that, 
uh, we're workin'with.

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I'm sorry for your loss.

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- Thank you.
- I understand you're an actor...

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Oh. Oh, no, no. 
Don't be insulted by him.

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He's never heard of anybody.

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No. He doesn't have to watch my show. 
He lives it. Right?

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Well, not really.

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Well, maybe.

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Yes. Yeah, l-I guess so.

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I just have a couple of questions.

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Is that your car parked 
at the bottom of the driveway?

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Yeah.

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I was just wondering 
wh-why you parked out front...

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if you didn't want anyone 
to know where you were.

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That's a good question.

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Susan drove it last. 
I guess she just forgot to pull it up.

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Makes sense to me.

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Yeah.

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What do you think?

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What can I get you two?

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Nothing for me.

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Just some water.

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Are you Dustin Sheers?

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Yeah.

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We're working with the police 
on the Brad Terry case.

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- What do I owe you? 
- Don't worry about it.

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I understand Mr. Terry 
was in here last week.

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- There was a fight. 
- My brush with fame.

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Well, actually, it was more 
than a brush really.

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What was the fight about?

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Nothin;

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I said I'd never seen 
his show, and he flipped out.

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He jumps over the bar. 
He starts goin'postal on me.

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Excuse me.

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I'll have some of that scotch.

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- It's 20 bucks. 
- No, not the whole bottle. Just a glass.

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Yeah. Twenty bucks. 
It's the best in the house.

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What are you doing?

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You don't drink.

194
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I get it. You're gonna waste 
20 bucks to make 'em even.

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Great. 
Oh, my God.

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- You want this? 
- Sure.

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Was Mr. Terry intoxicated?

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Had to be.

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- How else do you explain that?
- I'll have a glass of water, please.

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You're not gonna 
sue him, are you?

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I considered it,

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but I figure, after what 
happened with his ex-wife,

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that guy's suffered enough.

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I'll have another scotch.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Besides, he felt 
pretty bad about it.

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Before the cops showed up, 
he wrote me a check for two grand.

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He wrote him a check.

209
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That's the check? 
That's it.

210
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I don't know whether 
to cash it or frame it.

211
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What's wrong?

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- The handwriting.
- Looks okay to me.

213
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It's not just okay. 
It's perfect.

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He stayed right on the line.

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I don't think he was drunk 
when he wrote this.

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Why would a star like Brad 
Terry pretend to be drunk?

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Please.

218
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I'll have some more water, please.

219
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Can you make it a double?

220
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There's the editing 
rooms over there.

221
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That's the costume department.

222
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Are they allowed to 
keep all the clothes?

223
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Well, they're not supposed to, 
but sometimes they do.

224
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Could you slow it down a little, please?

225
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I don't think I can go any slower.

226
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I'm surprised Brad Terry is 
working today, after what happened.

227
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Oh, yeah. They just keep 
workin', no matter what.

228
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You know, they have 
to do 26 episodes a year.

229
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Brad wouldn't shut us down. 
He's great.

230
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- Oh, He... He is great. 
- Yeah, he's great.

231
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- I can't seem to find my seat belt. 
- You don't need a seat belt.

232
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I don't need a seat belt.

233
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Oh. Over there's 
the dubbing stage.

234
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That's where we do 
all the sound work for the show.

235
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Hey.

236
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- Is he anybody? 
- No. He's just a writer.

237
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"100th." 
100th what?

238
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,703
We're shooting our 
hundredth episode this week.

239
00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:33,624
Yeah, it-it's a really big deal.

240
00:12:33,624 --> 00:12:34,808
Why is that?

241
00:12:34,808 --> 00:12:38,821
Because they can syndicate the show. 
That's where they make the big money.

242
00:12:39,888 --> 00:12:41,294
Okay. Well,

243
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,659
here we are.

244
00:12:42,659 --> 00:12:44,082
- We made it. 
- Yeah.

245
00:12:44,082 --> 00:12:46,016
It's the big door on the left.

246
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,452
- Thank you so much. Thank you. 
- You're welcome.

247
00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:50,517
Bye.

248
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,572
A camera, Sharona?

249
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,087
He's a murder suspect.

250
00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:57,012
Brad Terry didn't kill anybody.

251
00:12:57,012 --> 00:12:59,856
How do you know?
Because he plays a nice guy on TV.

252
00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:03,174
Tony Danza never killed anybody. 
Mister Rogers never killed anybody.

253
00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:05,328
I'm not saying every 
actor is a murderer.

254
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:08,748
I'm saying this actor 
might be a murderer.

255
00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:10,982
Do I have to agree 
with you on every case?

256
00:13:10,982 --> 00:13:12,926
- Is that, like, a rule? 
- No.

257
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,857
Well, you're wrong.

258
00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:16,829
He didn't do it.

259
00:13:25,257 --> 00:13:27,978
The door was locked 
from the inside.

260
00:13:28,878 --> 00:13:31,648
The hooker must have come 
in through the fire escape.

261
00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,987
Minute traces of 
blood over here.

262
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,657
Rusty?

263
00:13:35,657 --> 00:13:38,464
- Over here.
- What do you got, J.?

264
00:13:39,264 --> 00:13:40,913
It looks like a fiber.

265
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:43,764
What planet are 
they supposed to be on?

266
00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:48,157
J, don't touch it.

267
00:13:48,773 --> 00:13:51,312
Lee, get the spectroscope.

268
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,747
What the hell is that?

269
00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:02,641
A spectroscope.

270
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,862
It's how they solve the crimes.

271
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,251
- We should get one.
- Why don't we get two?

272
00:14:07,251 --> 00:14:09,413
Then we can solve 
'em twice as fast.

273
00:14:14,638 --> 00:14:16,024
It's fiber all right.

274
00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:19,018
It's some sort of strange, 
synthetic polymer.

275
00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:23,082
Lee, speak English, please.

276
00:14:23,082 --> 00:14:24,905
It's not domestic.

277
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,263
It was made in Bolivia.

278
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,520
The Santorini cartel.

279
00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:33,513
Santorini?

280
00:14:33,513 --> 00:14:35,526
That-That's in Greece.

281
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,136
What can I help you 
with, Mr. Monk?

282
00:14:39,456 --> 00:14:42,910
Well, this is your 100th episode. 
Is that right?

283
00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:46,492
Congratulations. 
I understand that's a big day for you.

284
00:14:46,492 --> 00:14:48,210
Thank you. 
Yeah, a big one.

285
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,619
I've been workin' a long time for it... 
my whole life actually.

286
00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:57,872
And how does that work? I know that you 
weren't paying Susan alimony. But, uh,

287
00:14:57,872 --> 00:15:01,413
when the show started, 
you were still married, right?

288
00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:04,579
- Yes, I was.
- Under California law,

289
00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:08,806
she would have been entitled to 
half of any syndication money.

290
00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:11,581
You think you've found a motive, 
don't you, Mr. Monk?

291
00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:14,218
Would you like me to take a lie detector test? 
Would that make you happy?

292
00:15:14,218 --> 00:15:16,241
Yes, it would.

293
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,313
Anytime, anywhere.

294
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:19,939
Oh, excuse me.

295
00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,880
- You mind? 
- Oh, no, no. Come on.

296
00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,576
Okay. 
Press that button.

297
00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:26,580
Thank you.

298
00:15:34,822 --> 00:15:35,908
I was at a bar, Eric.

299
00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:39,074
Yeah, I had a drink... or two. 
And some peanuts.

300
00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:41,791
The local news has been 
running this all-day long.

301
00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:44,742
- What are you doing! 
- Susan?

302
00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:49,346
I had the lab run a voiceprint analysis.
That was definitely Susan.

303
00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:51,066
We think the killer was 
a deranged fan.

304
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,106
It makes sense to me.

305
00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:54,370
Have you talked to the one 
we met, Marci Maven?

306
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,878
No, not yet. We're still 
tryin' to track her down.

307
00:15:56,878 --> 00:15:58,524
I asked around.

308
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,458
Do you realize that if this 
show goes into syndication,

309
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:04,971
Brad Terry stands 
to make over $20 million?

310
00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,526
There's your motive right there.

311
00:16:06,526 --> 00:16:08,871
He did not want to 
share it with his ex-wife.

312
00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:10,134
Gentlemen!

313
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,957
Max Green, 
the truth machine.

314
00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:13,604
What do you got?

315
00:16:13,604 --> 00:16:16,003
Well, according to this, 
he's clean.

316
00:16:16,003 --> 00:16:18,555
He's Mr. Clean. 
Zero deception.

317
00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:20,082
You see?

318
00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:24,842
What more do you need?

319
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,591
Come on.

320
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,119
I think you enjoy being alone.

321
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,013
So, did we pass?

322
00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,652
Yes, we did.

323
00:16:33,652 --> 00:16:34,712
With flying colors.

324
00:16:35,047 --> 00:16:37,163
I was up all night studying.

325
00:16:37,901 --> 00:16:40,278
Mr. Monk, are you satisfied?

326
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,195
The machine is not infallible.

327
00:16:43,195 --> 00:16:45,634
Well, neither are you.

328
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:48,344
I've been watching you, Mr. Monk.
That's what actors do.

329
00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:49,650
We... soak people in.

330
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:53,055
I think I got you. 
It's something like...

331
00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:57,259
I don't know 
what this thing is, but...

332
00:16:57,259 --> 00:16:58,698
Tidiness.

333
00:16:58,698 --> 00:17:01,013
Everything has to 
be in complete... Don't you?

334
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,538
Oh, I'm sorry.

335
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:06,471
The lamp thing. 
I don't know what...

336
00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:09,042
That's-That's nothing...

337
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:12,409
nothing like me.
Nothing at all really.

338
00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:13,635
- Hey. 
- Come on.

339
00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:17,109
There's a big 100th-episode 
cast party tonight.

340
00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:18,418
- You're coming.
- I'll be there.

341
00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:19,746
Okay, good.

342
00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:22,759
Sharona, you have to come, 
because these parties get a little wild.

343
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:25,421
- I might need a nurse, you know? 
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.

344
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,090
Do you mind?

345
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,577
Don't wait up, Mr. Monk.

346
00:17:28,577 --> 00:17:30,266
No, no. You go ahead.

347
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,920
I guess it's just you and me.

348
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,325
Yep.

349
00:17:36,325 --> 00:17:37,504
Brad Terry.

350
00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,249
What's your name again?

351
00:17:40,321 --> 00:17:41,900
Randy. Randy.

352
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,525
Randy, you ever 
done any acting?

353
00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:44,563
No.

354
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,417
'Cause you got a great energy. 
I think you might really pop.

355
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,262
- Pop?
- Come to the party.

356
00:17:49,262 --> 00:17:51,141
I want you to meet 
the casting director. Okay?

357
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,322
Okay.

358
00:18:10,629 --> 00:18:14,614
Cast and crew, please put 
your hands together for our stars!

359
00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:17,981
Let's hear it for 100 shows!

360
00:18:24,757 --> 00:18:26,871
100 shows.

361
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,684
To be honest with you, 
I didn't think we'd make it past 10.

362
00:18:31,718 --> 00:18:36,344
Listen, I want to thank everybody 
for-for your support this week.

363
00:18:36,344 --> 00:18:38,338
Susan's murder was a...

364
00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:44,298
Sorry. It was a terrible tragedy,

365
00:18:44,298 --> 00:18:47,820
and-and I wanna thank everybody 
for stickin' by me this week.

366
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:53,059
I really appreciate it. You guys were 
there for me, and I will never forget it.

367
00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:55,181
We really are a family.

368
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,459
Except, unlike most families, 
we actually like each other.

369
00:19:00,378 --> 00:19:02,960
Listen, congratulations, everybody.

370
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,406
Let's get drunk.

371
00:19:55,159 --> 00:20:00,803
On TV, you always see one cop
in one car hot-roddin' after some suspect.

372
00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:02,613
It doesn't happen like that.

373
00:20:02,613 --> 00:20:06,651
Believe it or not, we're out there 
trying to serve and protect.

374
00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:12,919
It's a great party, huh?

375
00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:14,304
Move, move, move!
You're in the picture.

376
00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:16,178
- Move. Move. 
- Sorry. Sorry.

377
00:20:19,106 --> 00:20:20,691
You wanna dance?

378
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,310
Oh, well,

379
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,386
I'm not much of a dancer.

380
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,812
Hey. Hey.

381
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,055
There she is. 
Sharona, hi.

382
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,191
- Hi.
- How are ya?

383
00:20:33,997 --> 00:20:37,123
- You wanna dance?
- Oh, she's not much of a dancer.

384
00:20:37,377 --> 00:20:39,448
Oh, that's okay. 
I can teach her.

385
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,893
Come on
Let's dance.

386
00:20:46,738 --> 00:20:48,245
That was a good line.

387
00:20:54,016 --> 00:20:55,480
Greetings from your friends

388
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,876
Adrian, I'm so proud of you. Mom.

389
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:26,285
Brad, hi, 
Brad. Hey. Brad.

390
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,337
Hey, Marci. 
What are you doing here?

391
00:21:28,337 --> 00:21:31,224
I hid in the ladies' room upstairs.

392
00:21:32,266 --> 00:21:34,014
Well, good to see ya.

393
00:21:34,332 --> 00:21:36,780
Brad, no. Hey, Brad. 
I have to tell you something.

394
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:39,204
- It's really important. 
- Yeah, maybe that can wai...

395
00:21:39,204 --> 00:21:42,177
Hey, Marci. How are you? 
We've been lookin' for you.

396
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,725
Oh. No, I've gotta talk to Brad.

397
00:21:43,725 --> 00:21:45,929
No, no, Marci. 
You have to talk to us.

398
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:48,295
Okay, Marci. Come on.

399
00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:49,732
Keep dancing.

400
00:21:49,732 --> 00:21:50,948
Comin'through. 
Excuse me.

401
00:21:50,948 --> 00:21:53,315
- Oh, no. I have to talk to Brad. 
- This way.

402
00:21:53,315 --> 00:21:54,679
Come on.

403
00:21:54,679 --> 00:21:57,787
He's seducing them all, 
one by one.

404
00:21:57,787 --> 00:22:00,559
It's easy for him. 
He's an actor.

405
00:22:00,975 --> 00:22:03,524
He lies for a living.

406
00:22:04,019 --> 00:22:07,862
Yeah, but you could say that 
he tells the truth for a living.

407
00:22:11,276 --> 00:22:13,539
There was a cast party last night.

408
00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:16,700
- Everybody went. 
- Except you.

409
00:22:17,438 --> 00:22:19,430
How did that make you feel?

410
00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:24,491
Like I was back in sixth grade.

411
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:29,248
There was this kid... 
Robbie Walover.

412
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,353
He was a great athlete.

413
00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:35,182
He was funny. 
Everybody liked him.

414
00:22:35,182 --> 00:22:39,232
That year, he invited everyone 
to his birthday party...

415
00:22:40,332 --> 00:22:41,819
except me.

416
00:22:45,273 --> 00:22:47,894
Here I am,

417
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,619
still in the sixth grade.

418
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,226
Robbie Walover. Did-Did he 
live over on Hillside Avenue?

419
00:23:01,744 --> 00:23:04,792
- Yes. 
- I knew him.

420
00:23:05,205 --> 00:23:09,375
My mother was friendly 
with his mother.

421
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:13,259
Were you at the party?

422
00:23:13,329 --> 00:23:14,968
Yeah.

423
00:23:16,212 --> 00:23:17,420
Was it great?

424
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:19,699
Adrian, you don't wanna know.

425
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:20,738
No, no.

426
00:23:20,738 --> 00:23:22,498
Okay, yes. 
Okay, fine.

427
00:23:22,498 --> 00:23:25,249
It was... 
Yes, it was, um...

428
00:23:25,249 --> 00:23:27,061
It was pretty great.

429
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:32,022
Yeah, it was great. 
We went to Candlestick Park.

430
00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:36,975
I met Willie Mays.

431
00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:49,674
- Where have you been? 
- We had to parallel park.

432
00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:50,822
What, for 20 minutes?

433
00:23:50,822 --> 00:23:53,487
Parallel means parallel, right? 
That's all I'm saying.

434
00:23:53,487 --> 00:23:54,483
Whatever. 
Come on.

435
00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:55,707
I want you to hear something.

436
00:23:55,707 --> 00:23:57,526
What is it? 
You said it was big.

437
00:23:57,526 --> 00:24:01,271
Monk, you're a great detective, 
but nobody bats a thousand.

438
00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:06,585
Marci Maven, 
this is Adrian Monk.

439
00:24:06,585 --> 00:24:08,245
He's working 
on the case with us.

440
00:24:08,245 --> 00:24:10,217
Yeah, I remember you.

441
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:14,217
Now, Marci, I want you to tell him 
exactly what you've been telling us.

442
00:24:17,383 --> 00:24:19,215
I did it.

443
00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:25,057
I killed Brad's ex, Susan Malloy.

444
00:24:27,589 --> 00:24:29,867
I did the world a favor.

445
00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:31,658
She was a terrible actress.

446
00:24:31,658 --> 00:24:33,238
Who was?

447
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:34,949
Susan Malloy.

448
00:24:34,949 --> 00:24:38,487
The bitch... I killed.

449
00:24:38,487 --> 00:24:42,009
She only made one movie. What kind 
of actress only makes one movie?

450
00:24:42,009 --> 00:24:44,317
Frat Party Massacre. 
Did you see it?

451
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,349
- Uh, no.
- I did.

452
00:24:46,643 --> 00:24:48,391
Like, 20 times.

453
00:24:48,391 --> 00:24:50,483
And how did you do it, Marci?

454
00:24:50,483 --> 00:24:51,818
It was easy.

455
00:24:51,818 --> 00:24:53,790
Snuck in the glass 
window in the back.

456
00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:55,515
I hid. She came in.

457
00:24:55,515 --> 00:24:57,965
She was, uh, 
doin' an exercise tape.

458
00:24:57,965 --> 00:24:59,815
She didn't even see me.

459
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,963
I pulled out the knife, 
and she started screaming.

460
00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:05,582
I started stabbing, and...

461
00:25:05,582 --> 00:25:07,214
I stabbed her.

462
00:25:07,529 --> 00:25:09,357
How many times?

463
00:25:09,357 --> 00:25:10,663
Three or four.

464
00:25:10,663 --> 00:25:12,533
Why did you do it, Marci?

465
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,555
I did it for Brad.

466
00:25:17,164 --> 00:25:18,741
Hello?

467
00:25:18,741 --> 00:25:19,943
I love him.

468
00:25:19,943 --> 00:25:21,768
You know, l...

469
00:25:21,768 --> 00:25:24,104
That bitch broke his heart.

470
00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:29,942
She won't be hurting 
him anymore. Right?

471
00:25:29,942 --> 00:25:31,104
I don't know.

472
00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:33,896
Sharona and I saw her a half 
an hour after the murder.

473
00:25:33,896 --> 00:25:35,198
There was no blood on her shirt.

474
00:25:35,198 --> 00:25:36,644
She explained that.

475
00:25:36,644 --> 00:25:38,324
She said she went back 
to her car and changed.

476
00:25:38,324 --> 00:25:41,233
What happened to the bloody clothes? 
Where are they? / Monk, we have a confession.

477
00:25:41,233 --> 00:25:43,016
A confession trumps 
a missing blouse.

478
00:25:43,016 --> 00:25:46,185
Plus, a videotape puts Brad Terry 
in the front yard during the attack.

479
00:25:46,185 --> 00:25:47,909
And also... 
we have a confession.

480
00:25:47,909 --> 00:25:49,779
And he passed 
a polygraph test.

481
00:25:49,779 --> 00:25:52,571
And did I mention 
we have a confession?

482
00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:03,403
Okay. Okay.

483
00:26:03,403 --> 00:26:06,326
Okay, you win.

484
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,219
I'm convinced.

485
00:26:08,219 --> 00:26:09,279
He's innocent.

486
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:11,170
- Yes! 
- We have a verdict.

487
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,939
All right. As far as I'm concerned, 
this case is closed.

488
00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:16,046
Call the D.A. I wanna file this 
first thing in the morning.

489
00:26:16,046 --> 00:26:17,697
- Yes, sir.
- Monk.

490
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,144
Thank you. 
Thank you.

491
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:24,259
Now I can take that job. I'm gonna be 
a police consultant on the show.

492
00:26:24,259 --> 00:26:26,531
No way. / A thousand dollars 
for half a day's work.

493
00:26:26,531 --> 00:26:29,020
I couldn't have 
taken the gig until you...

494
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,507
- agreed the guy was innocent.
- I appreciate that.

495
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:34,280
And, uh, I can take 
the part they offered me.

496
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,007
I got a line on the next episode.

497
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:40,124
Oh, my God! Hey, hey, hey. 
I can bring Benjy to the set.

498
00:26:40,124 --> 00:26:41,346
This is great.

499
00:26:41,346 --> 00:26:43,524
A thousand dollars 
for half a day's work? / Yes.

500
00:26:43,524 --> 00:26:46,389
Hey. You guys can come 
to my trailer if you want. / Okay.

501
00:26:46,389 --> 00:26:48,200
Wait. You can consult me too.

502
00:26:51,430 --> 00:26:52,626
Hey, Monk.

503
00:26:52,626 --> 00:26:54,895
- Thanks. 
- Hey.

504
00:26:54,895 --> 00:26:56,279
Yeah.

505
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,244
I think I'm finally gettin' 
the hang of sixth grade.

506
00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:06,271
It's all one motion. 
Cuffs are out,

507
00:27:06,271 --> 00:27:09,385
right hand down, 
cuffs are on.

508
00:27:10,681 --> 00:27:11,981
It's like you're dancing.

509
00:27:11,981 --> 00:27:14,338
Screw the backup. 
Screw the backup. I'm goin' in.

510
00:27:14,338 --> 00:27:15,681
Screw the backup. I'm goin'...

511
00:27:15,681 --> 00:27:17,521
Do I sound like a real cop?

512
00:27:17,521 --> 00:27:19,879
You'll never sound 
like a real cop.

513
00:27:19,879 --> 00:27:21,543
Don't be afraid to 
push him around.

514
00:27:21,543 --> 00:27:24,313
It's a bad guy. You know.

515
00:27:24,971 --> 00:27:27,201
Yeah.

516
00:27:35,358 --> 00:27:37,421
So, mom, are we really 
gonna see Brad Terry?

517
00:27:37,421 --> 00:27:39,229
Yeah.

518
00:27:39,232 --> 00:27:40,374
Well, where is he?

519
00:27:40,374 --> 00:27:42,391
He's in his trailer with Mr. Monk.

520
00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,105
What can I say? 
I'm really sorry.

521
00:27:45,105 --> 00:27:47,159
You can stop 
apologizing, Mr. Monk.

522
00:27:47,159 --> 00:27:48,262
You were just doing your job.

523
00:27:48,262 --> 00:27:51,956
No. No, no, no.
I wasn't thinking straight.

524
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:56,725
You reminded me of this kid 
I knew in sixth grade.

525
00:27:56,725 --> 00:27:58,323
Ah, it's complicated.

526
00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:00,072
We all have our demons, right?

527
00:28:00,588 --> 00:28:03,290
So the case is officially closed. 
Marci confessed.

528
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,640
That's right.

529
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,370
See, I always knew 
she was unstable. She, uh...

530
00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,649
Come in. She's been 
harassing me for years.

531
00:28:09,649 --> 00:28:11,013
- Hi. 
- Hey, Laurie. How are you?

532
00:28:11,013 --> 00:28:12,965
- I got your water. 
- Thanks.

533
00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:15,235
Sierra Springs.

534
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,347
I drink that too.

535
00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:18,965
Yeah? Here.

536
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:21,256
We get 'em for free 
'cause I drink it on the show.

537
00:28:21,256 --> 00:28:23,866
- Gotta love them perks. 
- I love them perks.

538
00:28:25,223 --> 00:28:28,199
Brad, did you get a chance 
to read my script?

539
00:28:28,199 --> 00:28:31,604
Yes. Oh, yeah... I'm sorry. 
I was gonna call you.  It was great.

540
00:28:31,604 --> 00:28:33,214
Really? You liked it?

541
00:28:33,214 --> 00:28:35,389
Yeah. It was the best script 
I've read all year.

542
00:28:35,389 --> 00:28:39,802
I loved the-the crazy uncle 
and the, um, road trip.

543
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:41,086
That's excellent, yeah.

544
00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:42,786
That actually happened.

545
00:28:42,786 --> 00:28:43,750
Really?

546
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,583
Listen, if you don't mind... 
and feel free to say no...

547
00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:49,830
I was gonna pass it on to my agent, 
see what he thinks.

548
00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:52,705
Sure, yeah. 
My God, that would be awesome.

549
00:28:52,705 --> 00:28:54,261
Thank you so much.

550
00:28:54,261 --> 00:28:55,524
First team on set.

551
00:28:55,524 --> 00:28:58,104
Uh, break's over. 
We need you on set.

552
00:28:58,104 --> 00:28:59,302
Okay.

553
00:28:59,924 --> 00:29:02,382
Well, I gotta go solve 
a couple of homicides.

554
00:29:02,382 --> 00:29:03,951
- You wanna watch? 
- Sure.

555
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,502
Okay, everybody! 
Places!

556
00:29:07,673 --> 00:29:09,092
And... rain!

557
00:29:09,092 --> 00:29:11,452
Places. Background action.

558
00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:13,150
And action!

559
00:29:14,091 --> 00:29:16,225
Where you goin' to, 
Frankie? Huh?

560
00:29:16,698 --> 00:29:18,428
You goin'to church?

561
00:29:23,099 --> 00:29:24,218
Cocaine.

562
00:29:31,057 --> 00:29:32,078
It's pure.

563
00:29:32,078 --> 00:29:33,570
And cut!

564
00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:35,286
- Save the rain.
- Okay, let's go again.

565
00:29:35,286 --> 00:29:37,855
Okay! Quickly, quickly! Reset!

566
00:29:40,306 --> 00:29:42,834
We're doing it again! 
Everybody back to one!

567
00:29:43,145 --> 00:29:44,245
They're doing it again?

568
00:29:44,245 --> 00:29:45,915
Yeah. They do the same 
scene over and over.

569
00:29:45,915 --> 00:29:48,199
Then later on, they put 
all the pieces together.

570
00:29:48,199 --> 00:29:49,724
It's called editing.

571
00:29:50,037 --> 00:29:51,850
Listen to Mr. Hollywood.

572
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:54,611
And action!

573
00:29:55,775 --> 00:29:58,285
Where you goin' to, Frankie? Huh?

574
00:29:58,285 --> 00:29:59,714
You goin' to church?

575
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,575
Cocaine.

576
00:30:10,056 --> 00:30:11,309
It's pure.

577
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:12,652
- Cut! 
- Cut!

578
00:30:12,652 --> 00:30:14,965
He used a different finger. 
It won't cut together.

579
00:30:14,965 --> 00:30:16,507
Oh, you're right.

580
00:30:16,507 --> 00:30:19,472
Uh, Brad.
Brad, listen.

581
00:30:19,472 --> 00:30:22,770
Make sure you use 
your right pinkie, okay?

582
00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:24,989
Yeah. 
Sorry.

583
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,456
No problem.

584
00:30:26,456 --> 00:30:29,146
Excuse me. 
I noticed something else.

585
00:30:29,146 --> 00:30:32,645
The second time, 
the lights on the van were off.

586
00:30:32,645 --> 00:30:34,596
He's right. 
I missed that one.

587
00:30:34,596 --> 00:30:37,706
Carl. 
Your lights.

588
00:30:38,342 --> 00:30:41,074
And, uh, this-this...

589
00:30:41,074 --> 00:30:45,707
This gentleman in the brown shirt 
by the pizza place, he, uh...

590
00:30:45,922 --> 00:30:49,725
The first time, both his socks 
were pulled all the way up.

591
00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:51,759
But the second time, 
one was down.

592
00:30:51,759 --> 00:30:53,944
And, uh, you, sir...

593
00:30:53,944 --> 00:30:58,559
Sir? Your umbrella handle 
was turned, uh, this way.

594
00:30:58,559 --> 00:31:01,390
And, uh, you... 
Sir, you...

595
00:31:01,390 --> 00:31:04,428
You were holding your coffee cup 
with your pinkie extended.

596
00:31:04,428 --> 00:31:07,198
Not-Not... Not that much. 
Not that much.

597
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,381
And her sweater...

598
00:31:08,381 --> 00:31:10,950
Her sweater was buttoned up, 
you know, all the way.

599
00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:16,192
And, uh, she looked at 
her watch like this the first time.

600
00:31:16,192 --> 00:31:20,651
And he-he scratched his elbow,
and her straw was bent a little more.

601
00:31:20,651 --> 00:31:22,169
Thank you, Mr. Monk.

602
00:31:22,169 --> 00:31:24,883
Her zipper on her bag 
was all the way up.

603
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,573
You're a very observant 
man, Mr. Monk.

604
00:31:26,573 --> 00:31:28,800
I don't think there's anything you can do
about the bird, but, on the first take...

605
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,210
It's okay.

606
00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:32,641
It doesn't have to be perfect.

607
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,758
Could we take a break?

608
00:31:34,758 --> 00:31:38,162
- Let's take a break. 
- Break! Everybody back in 10!

609
00:31:43,164 --> 00:31:45,638
Sorry. He's kind of a perfectionist.

610
00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:47,582
Hey. Hey.

611
00:31:56,365 --> 00:31:58,115
- Hi.
- Hey, Laurie.

612
00:31:58,115 --> 00:31:59,483
Did you, uh...

613
00:32:00,909 --> 00:32:02,515
Captain, do you think...

614
00:32:02,515 --> 00:32:04,336
I think they need to 
shove the criminal harder.

615
00:32:04,336 --> 00:32:05,815
Yeah. You're right.

616
00:32:05,815 --> 00:32:08,892
Yeah. That was lame.

617
00:32:11,343 --> 00:32:14,813
- Have you read Laurie's script? 
- No. Is it any good?

618
00:32:14,813 --> 00:32:17,200
It is the worst script 
I have ever read.

619
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,728
That figures.

620
00:32:20,622 --> 00:32:22,026
- Sharona. 
- What?

621
00:32:22,026 --> 00:32:24,015
Brad.

622
00:32:24,015 --> 00:32:26,505
He lied to that girl 
about her script.

623
00:32:26,505 --> 00:32:27,981
I was there.

624
00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:30,165
So what? 
He was being polite.

625
00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,279
No. No, no, no, no.

626
00:32:32,279 --> 00:32:35,577
He was... He was wearing 
one of those pulse monitors.

627
00:32:35,577 --> 00:32:37,903
His heartbeat didn't change, 
not a fraction.

628
00:32:37,903 --> 00:32:39,339
He's a sociopath.

629
00:32:39,339 --> 00:32:42,173
That's how he beat 
the polygraph test.

630
00:32:42,173 --> 00:32:44,193
He did it.

631
00:32:44,649 --> 00:32:45,750
He's the guy.

632
00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:48,400
- He can't be the guy. 
- He's the guy.

633
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,405
He's the guy.

634
00:32:55,663 --> 00:32:57,636
How do you feel, Marci?

635
00:32:57,771 --> 00:33:00,067
How do I feel?

636
00:33:00,067 --> 00:33:03,546
Well, th-that's funny, because 
I've talked to five psychiatrists...

637
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:07,653
and-and three psychologists 
and one therapist.

638
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,830
And, uh, they all wanted 
to know the same thing.

639
00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:14,000
"How you feelin', Marci? 
How you feelin', Marci?"

640
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,987
I heard that you got into 
some trouble last night.

641
00:33:18,948 --> 00:33:22,856
I smashed the TV in the rec room. 
What was I supposed to do?

642
00:33:22,856 --> 00:33:28,842
Crime Lab S.F. was on with that...
that new theme song which I hate.

643
00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:30,490
Why do they need 
a new theme song?

644
00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,383
Marci.

645
00:33:32,798 --> 00:33:35,286
I know you didn't 
kill Susan Malloy.

646
00:33:35,286 --> 00:33:36,484
Oh, no. 
Sure I did.

647
00:33:36,484 --> 00:33:38,234
No.

648
00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:40,646
You couldn't kill anyone.

649
00:33:42,377 --> 00:33:44,310
Why did you confess?

650
00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:48,115
There's only one reason 
why you would... confess.

651
00:33:48,115 --> 00:33:51,090
Because you know 
Brad Terry is guilty.

652
00:33:52,912 --> 00:33:54,643
You love him.

653
00:33:54,643 --> 00:33:56,938
You're protecting him.

654
00:33:57,073 --> 00:33:59,096
But how...

655
00:33:59,096 --> 00:34:01,354
do you know he's guilty?

656
00:34:01,354 --> 00:34:03,488
That's the question.

657
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,315
How do you know...

658
00:34:06,691 --> 00:34:08,743
he killed his ex-wife?

659
00:34:16,897 --> 00:34:18,669
Marci.

660
00:34:18,902 --> 00:34:19,883
Marci.

661
00:34:24,016 --> 00:34:26,677
What really happened here?

662
00:34:26,677 --> 00:34:31,184
They went outside together for a minute.
She comes back in alone.

663
00:34:31,184 --> 00:34:32,588
You be Susan.

664
00:34:32,588 --> 00:34:34,806
Great. 
So I'm the victim again?

665
00:34:37,934 --> 00:34:39,871
I think you enjoy stabbing 
and shooting me.

666
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:43,300
No, I don't enjoy it, 
but it's my job.

667
00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:46,419
Okay, so she comes back 
in to start her workout.

668
00:34:46,419 --> 00:34:49,553
And you put in your 
favorite exercise video.

669
00:34:56,116 --> 00:34:57,795
I'm sorry. It was turned 
all the way up.

670
00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:59,138
Okay...

671
00:35:00,504 --> 00:35:02,721
Okay.

672
00:35:03,217 --> 00:35:05,332
Okay. Wait a minute.

673
00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:10,115
It was turned all the way up 
the day she was killed too.

674
00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:13,079
What does that mean?

675
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:14,484
I don't know.

676
00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:20,447
Let me see that yoga tape.

677
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:27,998
- It's not here.
- It's right there.

678
00:35:27,998 --> 00:35:29,827
I saw Disher take it out.

679
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,396
It's not here.

680
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,674
What, somebody steal it?

681
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,328
I mean, who would 
steal a workout tape?

682
00:35:43,698 --> 00:35:45,223
What?

683
00:35:49,558 --> 00:35:52,856
I know what happened here.

684
00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:57,531
You're not gonna like it.

685
00:35:59,644 --> 00:36:01,091
Just hear me out.

686
00:36:01,091 --> 00:36:02,924
Just keep an open mind.

687
00:36:02,924 --> 00:36:04,920
He did it, didn't he?

688
00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:11,436
There's a reason the coroner 
couldn't find a bullet in her body.

689
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:13,001
There was no bullet to find.

690
00:36:13,001 --> 00:36:14,861
At least no ordinary bullet.

691
00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:17,906
You killed the hooker with a bullet 
made from your own frozen blood.

692
00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:19,672
Isn't that right, Senator?

693
00:36:19,672 --> 00:36:20,824
Here's what happened.

694
00:36:20,824 --> 00:36:22,499
All you needed was 
an ounce of your blood.

695
00:36:22,499 --> 00:36:25,789
You poured it into 
a .38-caliber mold and froze it.

696
00:36:25,789 --> 00:36:27,305
The rest was easy.

697
00:36:27,305 --> 00:36:30,128
You left the fund-raiser at 7:00.

698
00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:32,359
You shot the hooker.

699
00:36:35,597 --> 00:36:38,100
Then you waited for 
the blood bullet to dissolve.

700
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,242
Well, you can't prove any of this.

701
00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:42,168
Oh, I think we can.

702
00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,618
I think it's fine.
I think the gunshot could be louder.

703
00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:46,389
I can do louder.

704
00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:50,128
This is my favorite part...

705
00:36:50,366 --> 00:36:53,239
where everybody stands around 
and you sum up the case.

706
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:54,843
Yeah. Me too. 
Thanks.

707
00:36:54,843 --> 00:36:58,111
I wasn't talking to you. 
I was talking to Mr. Monk.

708
00:36:58,525 --> 00:37:01,654
Why don't you, uh, take a break.

709
00:37:03,356 --> 00:37:06,250
Brad Terry, you're under arrest 
for the murder of your ex-wife.

710
00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:07,595
You can't be serious.

711
00:37:07,595 --> 00:37:10,456
I was out on the front lawn the 
whole time. Everybody saw me.

712
00:37:10,456 --> 00:37:13,645
You made sure everybody saw 
you by pretending to be drunk...

713
00:37:13,645 --> 00:37:16,119
and staging that fight 
a few days earlier.

714
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:19,754
After an incident like that, you knew 
the press would follow you anywhere.

715
00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:23,032
That was the whole idea. 
You needed witnesses.

716
00:37:30,461 --> 00:37:31,645
I was at a bar, Eric.

717
00:37:31,645 --> 00:37:34,513
Yeah, I had a drink... or two.
And some peanuts.

718
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:38,736
Listen, stay off the property, please.
Leave Susan out of it.

719
00:37:38,736 --> 00:37:40,811
Okay. Freeze it right there.

720
00:37:40,921 --> 00:37:43,298
That proves it. 
I was outside when she screamed.

721
00:37:43,298 --> 00:37:47,528
Oh, yeah, she screamed, 
but that scream was 15 years old.

722
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,256
You recognize this?

723
00:37:50,256 --> 00:37:53,189
This is the first movie 
your wife ever made.

724
00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:55,132
It took us forever to track it down.

725
00:37:55,132 --> 00:37:57,518
The movie's been out 
of print for years.

726
00:38:01,505 --> 00:38:03,355
What are you doing!

727
00:38:06,425 --> 00:38:08,458
What are you doing!

728
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:09,844
Susan?

729
00:38:10,178 --> 00:38:14,591
Marci Maven recognized the scream 
'cause she's seen the movie a hundred times.

730
00:38:14,591 --> 00:38:17,431
As Special Agent 
Rusty Clark would say,

731
00:38:17,431 --> 00:38:19,112
"Here's what happened."

732
00:38:19,112 --> 00:38:22,410
Last week, you came 
in here alone after hours.

733
00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:23,917
What are you doing!

734
00:38:24,116 --> 00:38:25,634
No! No!

735
00:38:25,849 --> 00:38:31,929
It was easy to transfer Susan's scream 
from the slasher film onto the exercise video.

736
00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:36,341
What are you doing!

737
00:38:37,601 --> 00:38:38,968
The morning of the murder,

738
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,950
you smashed some 
glass on the rear door

739
00:38:40,950 --> 00:38:43,104
to make it look like 
somebody broke in.

740
00:38:43,883 --> 00:38:47,962
You hid a knife near the front door 
where you could grab it quickly.

741
00:38:50,423 --> 00:38:54,329
Then you replaced her exercise video 
with the one you doctored,

742
00:38:54,329 --> 00:38:56,372
and the stage was set.

743
00:38:57,808 --> 00:38:59,731
As you planned, 
the press was out front,

744
00:38:59,731 --> 00:39:03,132
and you made sure they saw 
Susan alive as you left the house.

745
00:39:05,296 --> 00:39:07,755
You recorded 
the audio low intentionally...

746
00:39:07,755 --> 00:39:11,257
Because you needed her 
to turn the volume all the way up.

747
00:39:13,717 --> 00:39:15,427
Listen, guys,

748
00:39:15,427 --> 00:39:18,908
...to the right, arms down.

749
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,629
What are you doing!

750
00:39:22,629 --> 00:39:25,238
Susan? / The press thought 
you were going in to help her,

751
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,986
but you were going in to kill her.

752
00:39:27,549 --> 00:39:31,507
You only had a few seconds, 
but it was all you needed.

753
00:39:52,211 --> 00:39:54,712
Somebody call the police! 
She's been stabbed!

754
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:57,655
Good work, Mr. Monk.

755
00:39:57,655 --> 00:39:59,740
And he did it 
without a spectroscope.

756
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:01,705
Could you stand up, 
please, Mr. Terry.

757
00:40:01,705 --> 00:40:03,542
You're under arrest.

758
00:40:04,787 --> 00:40:06,234
It's one easy motion.

759
00:40:06,234 --> 00:40:08,498
Cuffs come out, 
right arm down.

760
00:40:08,498 --> 00:40:09,762
Slap 'em on.

761
00:40:10,955 --> 00:40:12,761
You're goin' down, clown.

762
00:40:13,071 --> 00:40:14,984
Just like you're dancin'.

763
00:40:14,984 --> 00:40:17,020
- How was that? 
- That was perfect.

764
00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:20,137
Now, don't be afraid to rough 'im up. 
That's a bad guy.

765
00:40:48,752 --> 00:40:50,522
Hey!

766
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,021
Marci.

767
00:40:53,063 --> 00:40:55,987
- What are you doin' here?
- I just came by to thank you.

768
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:59,962
God, that was so crazy 
of me to confess to murder.

769
00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:04,961
What time is it?

770
00:41:05,311 --> 00:41:07,770
- Midnight. 
- Midnight.

771
00:41:08,226 --> 00:41:09,995
I'd invite you in, but, uh...

772
00:41:09,995 --> 00:41:12,129
I make you uncomfortable, don't I?

773
00:41:13,579 --> 00:41:15,123
That's okay.

774
00:41:16,179 --> 00:41:19,639
No. Listen, I'm sorry 
about Brad and...

775
00:41:19,639 --> 00:41:22,522
Oh, I don't even like 
Brad anymore.

776
00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:25,009
I'm never seeing 
his show again. No way.

777
00:41:25,009 --> 00:41:28,748
Which is easy to say anyway, 
'cause, you know, they canceled it.

778
00:41:28,839 --> 00:41:32,278
Well, okay. 
Good for you. I'm happy for you.

779
00:41:33,581 --> 00:41:37,463
They told me how you solved 
the case and everything, Adrian.

780
00:41:37,463 --> 00:41:39,921
I just think you're wonderful.

781
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,783
No. Not-Not really.

782
00:41:41,783 --> 00:41:43,270
Yeah. Really.

783
00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:45,615
I started a whole 
Web site about you.

784
00:41:45,615 --> 00:41:47,557
And a newsletter.

785
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:49,927
Don't do that.

786
00:41:49,927 --> 00:41:52,670
Oh, you are the greatest 
detective in the world.

787
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:55,481
You are the greatest 
detective in the universe.

788
00:41:56,016 --> 00:41:58,103
You should have 
your own show!

789
00:41:58,103 --> 00:41:59,225
No. No, I'm...

790
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,953
You should.

791
00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:03,348
You have to 
promise me something.

792
00:42:03,348 --> 00:42:05,824
Will you promise me something?

793
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:10,022
If you ever do 
get your own show,

794
00:42:11,044 --> 00:42:13,037
you have to promise me...

795
00:42:13,037 --> 00:42:16,315
that you will never change 
the theme song.

796
00:42:17,013 --> 00:42:18,696
Okay?

797
00:42:22,212 --> 00:42:23,391
I promise.

798
00:42:23,391 --> 00:42:25,085
That's the only thing.

799
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:26,328
You promise?

800
00:42:26,328 --> 00:42:28,768
- Sure. I promise.
- You promise?

801
00:42:29,384 --> 00:42:31,230
Good night.

802
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:39,853
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